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At head- quarters they sat down to the usual repast—beans and bacon. Just as Cap- tain Baldwin was about to quaff a second quart of parched-corn coffee— an apparition appeared in the tent door, substantial, savory. It was a turkey, plucked of its feathers, pa- raded on a tin platter, done to a. turn, smoking hot and redolently odorous. It was held aloft by an Eighth cavalry trooper. The astonishing spectacle was immediately duplicated—another trooper bearing a similar tray ladened with a smoking saddle of venison. Another trooper——a dish of vegetables. Another trooper—-a camp kettle full of fragrant coffee, strong enough to float an iron wedge. ‘The Christmas dinner to which Gen- eral Miles had invited his staff, 2-1 hours before, had materialized. It was the gift, Christmas present of the Eighth cavalry. They had been reveling as hunters over in the Palo ‘Duro. Soon learning, after going into camp, of the starvation rations at headquarters, they sent (if their larder, a‘ feast. But while this “manna in the wilderness” was being consumed, a hospital attache of the Eighth cavalry appeared. Promptly at 9 o’clock the officers at headquarters were the guests of the Eighth cavalry officers at Dr. Collins’ tent; except General Miles, who had business to detain him in his quarters. Without any reflection on the general, it can be said his absence was not re- garded as an unmitigated aflront. Had he attended, his presence as com- manding officer might have marred the interpretation put upon Dr. Col- lins’ “how.” An army officer can no more take a drink without ejaculating “how” than he can draw hispay with- out signing a pay account. “How” was ladled out Of a great iron pot, half the size of a country wife’s soap kettle, with quart cups. And it was a punch with the most pe- culiar taste and startling eflects that ever a well-seasoned man tackled. Everybody tackled it, however, unre- mittingly. The queries were many: What is it? And as stoup after stoup was fearlessly taken, the doctor being at hand, the recipe, or'make-up of this “Christmas prairie punch” was dis- closed. An iron pot had been used. for nothing less strong could possibly hold the mixture. The body of the fluid was tea, boiled tothe consistency of lye—and in alkali water, too-and into this had been dumped a couple of pounds of crisp, burnt brown sugar, for the sake of a color. Next a quart can Of portable lemon sugar had been added to give it flavor, and then two gallons of alcohol—taken from the veterinary surgeon’s chest—had been poured in. When the mixture was steaming, or on the point of explosion, a two-pound lump of butter, or “axle- grease,” as the rancid fat was called in the army, was dropped in. Concluded to Help Providence. A little girl told a friend who was visiting her father that her brothers set traps to catch the birds. He asked her what she did. She replied: “I prayed that the traps might not catch the birds.” “Anything else?” “Yes,” she said, “I then prayed that God would prevent the birds getting into the trap,” and, as if to illustrate the doctrine of faith and works, “I went and kicked the traps all to pieces.” 0n the night before Christmas will likely ap- pear A miniature sleigh with electrical gear, And the man at the motor, so lively and quick, You’ll know in a moment for jolly St. Nick, To the top of the porch,to the‘ top of the wall, You’d think that air riding was nothing at all! And up on the housetops the arc lamp's bright hue -Is shed on the toys and St. Nicholas, tool "The dynamo works,” he cries with great glee, - “For the first time in ages the chimney I see!” And, placing his handsin the shape of a. cube, He shoots down the“ giftSv—through a. pneu- matic tube! ‘ It takes scarce a minute, they are filled with a jerk. - Those stockings which formerly gave so much work. . The saint grabs the meter and Whisks out of 3 sight. , With “Merry Christmas to ali. and to all a good night!" Iototooooooooootos A Conducto: of a Freight Thrown From His Train by Them. TWO OTHERS WERE HELD UP Five of the “Dusty Rhodes” Clan Clean Out a Train and Then Coolly Disam- bark—Plncky Fight of the Con- ductor Who Was Tumbled 03. NEW BRUNSWICK, N. J ., Dec. 8.—Detect- 'ive Allen of this city and a posse are mak- ing every effort possible to capture the tramps who held up two. freight trains on the Pennsylvania. railroad. He was on their trail for awhile, but lost them be- cause of the meager description he had Of them. There are so many tramps along the line of the railroad that it is doubtful whether itpwill be possible to pick out the miscreants if the drag net is stretched. Lawlessness on the part of the tramps has become frequent of late, and the rail- road company has determined to put an end to it, if possible. The offenders will be summarily dealt with. A. L. Smith, the conductor of extra freight train 1493, who lives at 4032 Eaglefield street, Philadelphia, today told the first accurate story of the manner in which five tramps attacked him and two others, and finally threw him off the train while it was running 25 miles an hour. He said that his train stopped at the coal shoots near Millham, and as there are al- ways a large number of trampsthere wait- ing to catch a. ride to New York or Phila- delphia he has no doubt that the five men who did the holding up got on there. The train was running into Lawrence station, which is two miles west Of Princeton Junc- tion, when Conductor Smith started to walk over his train toward the engine. As he jumped on a gondola car two men rose up from the bottom of the car, and, placing revolvers at his head, ordered him to turn over what valuables he had. Both of the men had revolvers, and they pointed them straight at him. He struck out with his right arm and knocked one of the fellows down about the same time that he pulled the trigger. The other tramp fired, too, but neither of the bullets took effect. More Tramps on Board. Smith then rushed up the side of the next car and ran over the top of it in or- der to call the train hands and notify the engineer. When he jumped down into an empty coal car, he encountered three more tramps. They attacked him, carried him to the side of the car and threw him to the side of the track. He straightened himself out as he jumped, and this saved him se- rious injury. His right leg was badly out and sprained, and he was bruised by con- tact with the. ties and ballast. Having dis- posed of Smith, the five tramps attacked a. man of the name of Lewis Barrison of 462 Amsterdam avenue, New York. They took his gold watch and $28 in money. When he feigned insensibility from the beating, they left him in the bottom of the car. Next they turned their attention to an old Irishman of the name of Patrick Lee and stole what little he had. The tramps waited until Princeton Junction was reached, knowing that the train would slow down there. When the train slowed down, they jumped off and made for the woods. Lewis Barrison ran ahead on the moving train and told En- gineer Heald that his conductor had been killed. The train was stopped, and word was telegraphed to New" Brunswick for physicians. ‘ Smith managed to limp along until he reached another east bound freight near Princeton Junction, and this carried him to his own train. Drs. Baldwin and Clark attended him here. Smith and Harrison think they could identify the tramps. Three of the robbers had revolvers, and the woodwork of the refrigerator car showed four bullets. The same gang robbed two travelers on a west bound freight train about 10 o’clock, about an hour before the second hold up. They were beaten off by train hands, who made no attempt to capture them. An Old Trick. JERSEY CITY, Dec. 8.—Freight Train Dispatcher Waite, whose office is in the depot here, said that he had received a re- port of the afi‘air. “There are hundreds of tramps along the line of the road,” he said, “and some of them are reckless fellows. East New Brunswick is a. kind of rendezvous for them. It is an old trick of theirs to get on freights and rob the other tramps whom they may find stealing rides. They fre- quently take their clothes or make them change clothes with them. They seldom attack the trainmen. I suppose they took Conductor Smith for one of their kind, as he was not carrying a lantern, and fell upon him. Every effort is being made to catch the men. We have to continually keep having them arrested to keep the. trains clear of them. ” Serving Two Years Instead of One. PATERSON, Dec. 8. —-Wi11iam Jenkins of this city, who was sentenced at the present term of the Passaic county court of com- mon pleas to one year in the state prison for receiving a. stolen Watch from his 10- year-old boy, has written to his counsel that a clerical error has been made in his commitment, and that according to that instrument he is serving two years instead of one, the time for which he was sentenced. SUBSTITUTION the FRAUD of the day; See you get Carter’s, Ask for Carters, Insist and demand ‘ Carter’s Little Liver‘pins, The only perfect Liver Pill. Take no other, Even if Solicited to do so. Beware of imitations of Same Color Wrapper, , RED. - t I Many a nervous w‘oman sits up all the night and tries to read herself sleepy. Nine to one she don’t accomplish her purpose. Nine to one, she gets more and more ner- vous. The slightest sound strikes terror to her heart. The dark corners of the room contain a thousand frights. 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It might be supposed that the frequent recurrence of the function'would diminish local interest in it. On ‘the contrary, with- each in- auguration the anxiety on the, part of crowds of men to be made prominent in connection with the ceremonies in~ creases, and as the eventful day draws nearer there are some squabblings and jealousies and rivalries that betray a desire to be noticed by the Adminis- tration and the people as willing to be identified intimately with the indom- ing Chief Magistrate. The making Of arrangements is usu- ally confided by the Chairman of the National Committee of the winning party to some prominent member of that party living in Washington; he in turn selects a. committee Of fifty or thereabout, and this committee names lesser committees which distribute the work to be done in order to have the parade, the decorations, the lodging of visiting origanizations, the -ball,- arm ranged for in advance and lodketl after on the day of inauguration. The Committee of Arrangements is not made up alone of members of the vic- torious party. Once a man has been elected, “'ashington Democrats and Republicans do not worry much about the politics of the man; they just turn in and do the best they can together to assure his successful introduction to the White House. Next spring the Committee of Arrangements will have a Republican for Chairman, just as in 1892 a Democrat was the Chairman. There will be much for the committee to do. It will have to raise a subscrip- tion with which to carry out a pro- gramme that will .call for liberal ex- penditure of money. Then arrange- ments must be made by the committee for engaging lodgings for military and civic Organizations proposing to join the escort of McKinley to and from the Capitol, to have a proper hall hired and decorated for the ball, to have tickets printed and badges pre- pared, to carry on much correspond- ence, and to Obtain the co-operation of the police to maintain an Open way for the parade from ,the White House to the Capitol and back. The'last three inaugurations have been seen by larger crowds than came to look at any former installations. Now it is promised that the inaugura- tion of next spring will be witnessed by a great many more persons than the throngs that saw Harrison and Cleveland make the trip twice to- gether. A committee will be named to put the paraders in place and to see that they are not obliged to sleep out of doors if they remain over night. A1- 1'eady speculators are engaging win- dows on the avenue, to be relet “on the day” at fabulous prices. A medal must be provided as a souvenir, copies of it to be given to the retiring Presi- dent and the President who will sue- ceed him. The copies for Mr. Cleve- land and Mr. McKinley will be of gold, those for the committees, to be paid for by the wearers, of silver, and bronze copies will be sold on the streets to all who care to have them. Then the Bureau of Engraving and Printing must be put at work prepar— ing the plate from which the ball tick- ets are to be printed. They are always elaborate, and-since the bureau has become artistic as well as skillful, the ticket for the inauguration ball of 1897 may be expected to be quite as good as the new currency. The participation of men of all par- ties will not be unusual, but next March there will be more Democratic enthusiasm than there was at either the inauguration of 1889 or of 1881. The date of Mr. Cleveland’s first inau- guration does not seem to be so very far away, but a glance at the list of prominent men who composed the Committee of Arrangements will re- mind one Of the flight of time and the mortality of man. Among those who then served were Senator J. S. Bar- bour of Virginia, W. \V. Corcoran, Gen. Sheridan, Admiral Porter, Ad- mireil Rodgers, Gen.‘ Meigs, Prof. Baird, George Bancroft and Dr. J. M. Toner, all dead; President Arthur, who gracefully welcomed the incom~ ing President, and Vice-President Hen- dricks: two of the most popular figures in the throng 'of "prominent men seen together in the then incomplete Pen- sion Building, used for a. ballroom, have slept through two Administra tions since that day. ' SENATOR. A Terror to Scolds. Once upon a time in a castle in the old country, the writer saw the duck- ing stool in which the scold of ancient days had her temper cooled. lt con- sisted of a clumsy chair on the end of a beam. which rested on a bar that made a sort of see-saw. “into this she was tightly tied, often with, as a quaint old record tells us, “her ungentle ton- gue still a’clacking madly.” Then into the water she went, being soused com- sometimes until almost drowned, and certainly until they fan- ,cied she had beencowed into gentle- ness. If it was in the winter, and the ’ ice had to be broken to allow her im- mersion, so much the better, and if . this was of no availlcame a later tor- ture called the “brank,” or the scold’s bridle—a gag inside of a small cage which fitted-the head. With this the ' anfortunaté was adorned and led _, through the town for public gaze. This, - ' strange to relate, was in use early in ' this century in some out-of-the—way zorners of the British Kingdom. Tne . sight of such forms of punishment sends a thrill of horror through a wo- man of the present age; Of‘pity. even f the victim was a‘ scold. _..--v —. .