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Short Chapter Out of the Experiences of a Nevvspapor Reporter. “One night some twenty odd years ' ago, and when I had not been very long on the paper,” said an old New York newspaper reporter, “I was sent up to ask Commodore Vanderbilt for some information on certain points 're- lating to the New York Central rail- road. The Commodore lived then in the fine old house in Washington Place, the old house in which he died. The servant that let me in took me in- to the parlor by a door ‘that opened into the hall near the front of_ the room, and left me there. Presently the Commodore came in by a door .opening into the hall near the‘ rear of the room. He had on a rather old- fashioned suit of clothes, including a frock coat with pretty long skirts; he wore an old-fashion stand—up collar with high Sideboards, that somehow seemed especially suited to him. He was a stately looking gentleman, with more of kindness than of austerity in his bearing, as he stood over there on the other side of the room looking at me and asking me what I wanted. but still his manner was perfectly emotionless, and I couldn’ even have guessed whether he was going to tell me what I wanted to know or not. though I thought the chances were a _ shade against it. But lie asked me to come up to his’room, and he led the way himself. - _ “The Commodore’s room was on the second floor, at the rear of the house; the door was opposite the head of the stairs. If it had been at the front of the house it would have been called a hall bedroom; but it was bigger than that, and I should think it was twelve or fourteen feet square. There was a fireplace on one side, and in the cen- tr of the room there was a' tgble- topped desk with papers lying about on it, and a broad, thin box of cigars. The room appeared to be a sort of per sonal office of the Commodore’s. “He sat down himself in a big com- fortable chair by the side of the fire- place, and gave me a chair by the desk. He told me to open the box and- take a cigar. I asked him the questions I had come to ask, and he gave me the desired information. . Then he went on talking on his own account, in a calm, self-contained sort of way, about the Central road. It seemed as though his feeling for the road was one of affection. The four- tracking had just been begun, and the Commodore spoke particularly of that. He said that if he could live to see the Central four-tracked from New York to Bufialo he would be sat- isfied; that it would then be the great- est railroad in the world; and he spoke of other things about the road, speaking always in a way that was quiet and dignified, but at the same time as pleasant and agreeable as could be imagined. “Everything that he said was of in- terest—some of it was of importance. I went back to the oflice and wrote out the interview. Next morning I had the great pleasure of reading it in print. It was a success, made so by the gracious, kindly old Commo- dore.” JUSTICE DUFFY’S JOKE. in Exchange of Opinions as to His Exact Standing in Society. Justice Duffy of Long Island City is apparently a worthy successor of New York’s lamented Justice Duffy in the art of judicial jocoseness. Re- cently he officially indulged in a lit- tle pleasantry, with the result that Long Island City’s exchequer was en- hanced $15. May Il‘crris, a sixteen-year-old bicy- clist, caused the arrest of Philip Eins- man of Astoria on Thursday, charg! ing him with having thrown her from her wheel. Einsman was arraigned and found guilty, but Justice Duffy suspended sentence. “This is an outrage’” exclaimed Miss Ferris’s mother, who was in court. I insist on having that villain fined.” “011, very well, madam,” responded the Justice; “always glad to oblige, you know. I will impose a fine of $5 on Einsman, but I will also impose a ' like fine upon your daughter for hav- ing ridden on the sidewalk.” “Oh, you villain! Oh, you brute!” shouted Mrs. Ferris. “You old”— “Thank you, madam,” interrupted the Justice, courteously, “I regret, however, that I am under the neces- sity of fining you $5 for contempt of court, and at the same time I will re- mit the fine now standing against Einsman.” “Hurrah i” shouted Einsman. “J udge, you’re a peach!” “Indeed?” said the Justice, elevat- ing his eyebrows. “Well, under those circumstances I will be compelled to fine you $5 for contempt of court.” A Toad’s Coat of Meal. ‘A good story is told of a toad which noticed that swarms of flies were at- tracted by the sour meal left in the saucer after the chickens in a certain farm-yard were done feeding. Every day, toward evening, he makes his appearance in the .yard, hops to the saucer, climbs in and rolls over and over until he is covered with meal and then lies still to await his prey. He does not have long to wait, for the flies attracted by the smell of the meal, soon swarm around the tricky toad, and whenever one passes within” two inches of his nose his tongue darts out and the fly disappears. His plan has worked so well that he has now taken it up as a regular business. a The Explanation. Tenderfoot—I don’t understand the epitaph on this tombstone. It says: “He Talked Himself to Death.” How’s that? .1 Bronco Pete—That's right. He called A‘lkali Ike a liar.—iChicago Tri- bune. 7 A PLEASURE TO LAZY PEOPLE. It is Demonstrated That Constant ‘Work .Poisons the Physic/8.1 System. “He never loses a moment,” used used to be thought an unequivocal com- pliment. Now. we are not quite so sure that it says much for the wisdom of him to whom it is applied. From many different directions comes the testimony‘rth'at too much activity is loss instead of gain, since overfatigu'e poisons the physical system. . . , 'An analysis has been made of th poison engendered by fatigue, and it has been found to be similar to the ancient vegetable poison, curari, into which the Indians used to dip their arrows; and a most deadly poison it was. The poison of fatigue is of the same chemical nature, and is as truly deadly if it is created more rapidly than the blood can carry it Off. There is no known antidote for this poison, and its dangers beset alike the pleas- ure-seeker and the worker. An Italian physician recently ex- amined'twenty-four bicycle riders after they had ridden thirty-two miles in two hours and a quarter. found that in nearly every instance the nervous system was so far affected ‘by fatigue that the hearing of the cy- clist was defective. After a rest of two hours most of them could hear as well as. ever. ‘ Another practical test was made upon fifty grammar school children who were to take part in a written ex- amination of two hours and a half. Before entering upon the strain which such an examination must necessarily be, each child was instructed to lift as much as he could with‘the dyna- mometer. This was done to test the muscular strength of each pupil be- fore the examination. After the work in the school room was ended, the children were again told rto lift as much‘ as "possible in the same way. It was found that, with one or two exceptions, they could not lift as much by several pounds as they had lifted before the examination. It is now a demonstrated fact that prolonged mental strain will diminish the pulse, produce fullness and heavi- ness of the head, and bring about pal- pi'ta'tion of the heart. GENIUS IN KNICKERBOCKERS [low a. Small Boy Recovered a Lost Coin and Was Paid. A quarter fell from the old gentle- man’s hands and rolled along the platform until it lodged_ under. the raised steps which term the edge of the platform. There it lay in plain view, but as unobtainable as the gol- den apples of Hesperides. The loser was the picture of rage. “I don’t care about the blame coin,” he wailed. “I’ve got ’em to burn; but it just makes me mad to see that quarter there, and I can’t get it." “Gimme a dime, ‘mister,” said a messenger boy, “and five cents for expenses, and I’ll get yer mun.” The man regarded the boy for a minute, and said. “Go ahead.” He returned in a few minutes with his form working convulsively: In his hand he had a piece of scautling. The crowd watched him curiously. From his mouth the boy took a well masticated piece of chewing gum. He stuck this on the end of the scantling, and, thrusting the. stick through the narrow space, pressed the soft and sticky gum firmly on the lost coin. Then he deftly drew it out and pre- sented the money to its owner. “Keep the whole outfit,” said the man. “Boy, you’re a peach. We live and learn,’ and he boarded a train, his face wreathed in smiles. The face of the boy was similarly deco- rated. Thcy TVere Partners. The coal wagon backed up to the curb, and the hand organ stopped at 'the corner .near bv at the same mo- ment. The Italian woman in the rainbow shawl cast hereyes heaven- ward for copper manna, and the wa- gon driver adjusted the crank for the elevation of the wagon bed. The crank of the organ and the crank of the wagon revolved simultaneously, and the air of the “Beautiful Blue Danube” piiiiwinked upon the sum- mer air. The wagon driver, with a broad smile wrinkling his grimy face, so regulated the speed of his crank as to keep time with the music,.the iron pawl on the ratchet wheel falling into the notches with a ryth- mic click-click-click-click—click-click— click-click.” ‘ “Him and me is pardners. We trav- els togcder. How do you like our mu- sic? Ain‘t we butcs?” shouted the driver to a man on the pavement who had been stopped by the unusual time- keeping of the ratchet wheel. There was a momentary pause on the part of the organ, and it began with the music of thatcmodern oper. etta which says: “Just .~tell them that you saw me, and they willyknow the rest.” ,, ‘4 “That’s the stud!" shouted the dri- ver. “That’s me favorite tune! Kin I play it'z Just hear me,” and the re- quirements of the music kept the ratchet wheel clicking with' the regu- larity of a clock. Again the organ changed the tune, this time to a jig in a minor key. “Hi, there!” shouted the driver. “Me pardner’s changed the tune on me agin without giving me the sig- nal. That ’un'll makeme hump!” and the succeeding clatter of the ratchet wheel was a subdued imitation of the tying up of a ferryboat. The organ ceased, and the woman in the rainbow shawl approached the house with upturned tambourine. The lriver wiped his forehead with a nairy forearm and said:“Here’s where i always kicks on the pardnership. I ioes all the hard work, an’ me pard- ier never divvies with me on that col- ' lection. I think I’ll quit him.” It was, rm: znrznna MUDDLB. The Gel-thin Government Spirits Away the Self Made Sultan. \ ZANZIBAR, Oct. $3.—-An incident of great political importance occurred here today, resulting in decidedly strained relations between the British and German ofi‘icials ashore and which may lead to interna- tional complications of a serious nature. After the bombardment of the palace of Zanzibar by the British gunboats Sparrow, Thrush and Raccoon, Seyyid Khalid, who had proclaimed himself sultan on Aug. 25. after the death of Seyyid Hamed bin Thwain bin Said. sou‘ght‘ fefuge' at the German consulate. A demand wasmad‘e by the British authorities for his surreno der, but the German consul, acting under the instructions received from his govern- ment, refused. This causad considerable irritation and the matter has since been the cause of correspondence. The situation took a new turn today._ An unusually high tide prevailed, and while it was touching the wall of the Ger- man consulate, Khalid was placed, under an escort of armed German sailors,‘ on board the German cruiser Seeadler “for conveyance, it is believed. to one of. the German colonies. The ‘Britl'sh consul here, Mr. Basil Cave, in charge of the British agency dur- ing the absence of Mr. A. H. Hardin‘s, the British agent and consul general, who has been to England in order to consult with the home government regarding the administration of Zanzibar, was not noti- fied of the removal of Khalid to the Ger.- man warship until after the usurper Was safe on board the 'Sceadler. But? asvsoou' as he became aware of the action of the German authorities Mr. Cave lodged a vigorous protest at the German consulate, especially pointing out that the question of his surrender to the British authorities was still under discussion by the govern- ments of Great Britain and Germany. M’KANB’S MANY W033. Ex-Boss of Coney Island 19' Now Fight- ing Bis Brother. BROOKLYN, Oct. 3,—The action of Cath- erine Bauer of City Island against John Y. McKane of Sing Sing prison for an 8-. counting to recover $200, 000 worth of p - erty her husband Jeft in trust for her,‘ 0- Kane being the trustee, was up in the su- preme court today on a motion for the ap- pointment of a receiver for McKane's es- tate. To the surprise of all, the convict favor- ed the motion, and it was opposed by his brother, James MoKane, a builder, of Coney Island, who says he is now the rightful owner of the Bauer estate. He says McKane bought it in at a sale and deeded it to him to paya debt of $120,000. MoKane denies this. In an affidavit by the ex-boss, made in Sing Sing, he alleged that his brother, act- ing under a power of attorney, has collect- ed above $60, 000 in rents that have not been accounted for and has not paid over the monthly sum he agreed to for the sup- port of Mrs. McKane and her sans. The ex-boss says that a receivership would take the estate out of the hands of his brother and preserve it till he gets out of Sing Sing. Decision was reServed. Justice White’s Brother Fens. NEW ORLEANS, Oct. 3.—A. R. Brosseau, one of the largest carpet dealers in this city, has made an assignment for the ben- efit of his creditors. His assets are $90,- 432; liabilities, $286,246. Of the liabili- ties $154,204 are unsecured and $132,221 secured-by mortgages on real estate and pledges of securities. Mr. Brosseau is a half brother of Justice E. D. White of the United States supreme court. Mrs. Blackstock Divorced. NEWPORT, Oct. 3.—The divorce case of Emeline Fraser Blackstock versus George Tafe B‘lackstook was h‘éard before three judges of the supreme court and granted. Nonsupport was the allegation. Mr. Blackstock is queen’s counsel at Toronto and one of the most prominent barristers of that city. He is also permanently re- tainedfiby the Canadian Pacific railroad. Shipwrecked Crew Rescued. PORT TOWNSHEND, Wash, Oct. til—The steam fishing schooner Afognak has ar- rived from the north with the captain and crew of the bark James Borland, which was wrecked in a fog on the rocky shore of Tugidak island on Sept. 10. The ship and cargo, consisting of 60,000 cases of salmon; were a total loss. rDecoration For Kitchener. CAIRO, Oct. 3.—The khedive has con- ferred the grand cordon of the Osmanich order upon Sir Herbert Kitchener, the sirdar of the Egyptian forces. The Weather. Fair; cooler; northerly winds. FINANCIAL AND ooquRcInL. Closing Quotations of the New York Stock : Exchange. NEW YORK, Oct. 2.-Money on call nominally at 4@5 per cent. Prime mercantile paper, 6%@ 7% per cent. Sterling exchange firmer,with ac- tual business in bankers’ bills at $4.85%@4.85}§ for demand and [email protected])é lur BGdays. Post- ed rates. $4.83@§i.84 and $4.85}§@4.8§§u§. Commer- cial bills, $4.82@4£2}é. Silver certificates. 65% We; no sales. Bar silver, 6594c. Mexican dollars. wife. Government bonds firm. State bonds dull. Railroad bonds firm. Closingpnces: , Atohison .......... 13% New England..." 45 Bur. & Quincy... 69% N. J. Central......103% North American. 5 0.. 0., C. &‘St. L. 2634 Chesapeake & 0.. 15% Northern Pacific. 13% Chicago Gas ...... 61% Do. pret........... 3;” Cordage ...... ‘ 4% N. YJCentrel..." _Cotton Oil ........ 131’ O'maha.... ...... .. 88% Del. &Kudson. . .1294 Ontario & West... 14% Distiller-3' Trust. — Pacific Mail....... 20% Erie. ........... 1 Reading........... 20% "Rock Island....... 61% Silver Bullion..... 66% St. Paul........... 71% Sugar Refinery. . .110% Texas Pacific... 7% Union Pacific”... 6% Wilbash pref.. 15% Western Union... 83% 4% General Electri . 28% Hocking Valley. . 16% Lackawannau . . . .1535 Lake Shore.......145% Lead .............. 22% Louisville&Nash 43 Missouri Pacific” 20% Northwestern... 99 General Marketa NEW Yonu.Oct. 2.—FLOUR—State and west- ern quiet. but firm; city mills patents, 84.53 4.75: winter patents,[email protected]: city mills clears, [email protected]: winter straights. [email protected]. WHEAT-No. 2 'red opened weak under large foreign 53163. but recovered on local and west- ern buying and later eased oi! again; Decem- ber, 70%@75%c.: May, 77m78c. ' CORN—No. 2 opened firmer on fair local buying, but later eased oil? with wheat; Octo- ber, 28160.: December, 2mm. . OATS—No. 2 dull: track, white, statefl"?! 300.; track. white, western, mace. PORK—Firm: mesa. [email protected]; family. $10.50 @12. LARD—Steady; prime western Steam, $4.40, nominal. ' ' BUTTER—Quiet; creamery, ll@16c. CHEESE-Steady; state. large. 70993:; small state dairy, 10®lfic.; state 7@9}4c. EGGS—Firm; state and Pennsylvania, 1854 @19c.: western, 14@18c. SUGAR—Raw quiet; fair refining, 211- cur centrifugal, 96 test. 3 1-16c.: refined Ere y: crushed. 5%9: powdered, 4% . ' A‘ happy man is j- a healthy man, and healthy man is generally happy. You never saw a happy man. in your life who had indi- gestion. 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There are 10,000 medicines that can be taken, to give temporary relief. The “ Pleasant Pellets " are the only things that really care. There are plenty of druggists who will try to sell you something else. You know just as well as We do that an honest druggist wouldn’t do such a thing —- that an honest druggist would give you what you ask for. You know that when a druggist insists on giving you something else. there must be. creation for it. We . know what that reason is—he makes a big- ger profit on.the other thing. Any drug- glst in Amencawill supply the “Pellets" if you insist on it. The People's Common Sense . Medical Adviser; in plain En- glish, or Medicine Sim lified b EV. Pierce, M. D;, Chic Consul - inf: Physician to the Invalids’ Ko- te and Surgical Institute, Bufi'aio, N Y., 1008 pa cs, illustrated. . 680,000 copies 501 at $1.50. Now sent, paper-bound, ABSOLUTELY FREE on receipt of 21 one-cent . stamps to pay for maiiln only. Address the Author. on a we. 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