, H’. VICTORIA HATES TOBACCOo An Unfortunate Effort to Deceive Her Mn- jesty in a Play. Queen Victoria’s intense antipathy to tobacco is well known. She will never allow cigar, pipe or cigarette to be lighted within one" of her palaces, and ' even General Grant, when he visited the Queen at Windsor, had to do his smoking in the royal , park. A good story is told of one occasion when the younger members of the oeurt gave a private theatrical performance for the Queen’s amusement. At the last mo- ment they remembered with dismay that one of the characters in the comedy they had selected was supposed to smoke a cigarette in one of the scenes. The smoking had been omitted '81: the re-- lhearsals and no particular thought given to the requirement of the lines. The dilemma was painful. At last a bright young oficer suggested a clever contrivance whereby shredded cotton could be blown in the air, so as to imi- tate smoke, and the necessity of light- ing the cigarette obviated. The contri- vance-worked so well that the Queen did not perceive the deception, and at once exclaimed to her attendants: “How dare he light a cigarette in my presence? Stop the scene at once.” ' "But, Your Majesty,” hastily ex-_ plained one of the attendants, “that is not really cigarette smoke.” “Don’t I smell it plainly enough?” re- torted her irate Majesty. “Oh, the odor of the horrid thing is sickening. Stop the scene, I tell you.” The scene was stopped, and it was some time before the Queen could be convinced that she had not smelled ci- garette smoke. When she realized the truth, however, she was angrier than ever at having been entrapped by the deception, and the amateur histrions suffered heavily from the royal dis- pleasure. WOMEN IN TROUSERS. 'In France They Have to Pay High for the Privilege. For the privilege of wearing trousers the French Government charges wome’n a‘taxaof from £2'to £2 10s. a year. This by no means gives every woman Who is willing to pay the tax a right to wear trousers. The Government instead con- fers the right as a tribute to great merit. Trousers are, in fact, a sort of decoration given to women as the rib. bon of the Legion of Honor is given to men. The only women to whom has been granted the. right tojwear trousers are George Sand, Rosa- Bonheur, Mme. I Lieulafoy, the Persian garchaeologist; Mme. Fousault, ,the bearded woman, and two feminine stone-cutters, Mme. Fourreau and La Jeannette. ._..—~_.I_..- ._——— .v’a"-"' ' One Benefit of Stamp Collectors. Stamp collectors are a source of con- siderable revenue to many countries. New Zealand recently issued a letter card with scenic designs, and so great was the demand from collectors that. the supply was soon exhausted. The authorities then changed the color of the card, and the demand for the dif- ferent color was almost as great as it had been for the original series. In seven months nearly .400. 000 cards were bought by the hobbyists. bringing the colonya clear profit of considerably over $10,000. -, 1 ) iams’llccl lieu-l dpyou? J“ “The kind Boss mhhes hisABiscuit; llllfh. " PURE. STRONG. RELIABLE. ,. Is the verdict arrived at by Chemical Analysis of , , , f ‘ Economy, Health and SatisfaCtory Results attend its use. ' Q IANUFAGTURED BY 0. n. Boss a son, New London, Conn. va ‘w BUMMAN : BROTHER. ' — MANUFACTURERS 0F —-— IMPROVED SODA AND. MIN- ERAL WATERS. Flavoring Extract,s Also the Syrups and Olden Time Fruit Juices, Root Beer. Lemon Soda, Soda Water Sarsaparilla, ' Supplied in Birch Beer, Steel Fountains. Seltzer and Vichy in Siphons. .. Address II. J. & I. S. GBUIMI, lithium Street, - Nor-walk, Conn DON’TS FOR DEBUTANTES. Rules for Those Who Han Just Entered Society. It is a good thing to have some rules with which to work out life’s problem, and here are some that have been picked up and tested by a contributor to the Washington Star and found to be good- Always take it for granted that every one means well by you, unless you have proof to the contrary. The average person in society has a good natured, or at least a cynical, sort of tolerance for you. Very few actually hate you, or want to spite you. When you find out that there is some one who does, don’t discuss it or quarrel about it if it can be avoided. Just drop the person from your life as completely as possible, and above all, never descend to abuse him or her. It will hurt you worse than it will your enemy. Never treasure up a grievance; it will grow out of all pro- portion with nursing. Don’t snub other women and girls just because there is a man around. This is the most flagrant fault of a girl who has not learned relative values. The man will not like you any better for ignor- ing a girl friend and earnestly devoting yourself to him. A great many debu- tantes think their success depends upon the’men. It is a sad mistake. It is the married women and your girl comrades who can give you a good time, or not, in the end. Very few women dislike you because of your successes; it is be- cause of your flaunting them. Never ignore older and married men. They will not forgive it, and they wield a mighty power. Don’t wonder what construction will be put on everything you say, the way you hold your head and the way you laugh. ' . Don’t wonder what people are think- ing of your pose and your gown and your hands and the posit-ion of your feet. Ten to one they don’t even set you. and if they do, they are not both- ering their heads about you. This is not kind, but is eminently true. A very young girl’s worst fault is her self consciousness. It may be the con sciousness of her shortcomings, but that is even more Vexing than an apprecia- tion of her virtues.’ Don’t be wondering what you will say next. A pause is nothing deadly, if you do not make it so. Probably by the time you’ve finished saying what you have in mind a new,,topic will be sug- gested. Trying to say something—any- thing—to fill in a hiatus is the most po- tent cause of that mistake commonly known as putting your foot ,in it. Don’t frequent teteAa-tete corners. Only experienced and also much older girls can do that with'impunity. _, "Don’t giggle; but, on the other hand. don’t look as if you were at a wedding or a funeral. , Use your eyes to say what it doesn’t happen to be practicable to say with your tongue. If you happen to be left stranded for one dance, never sit all alone on one side of the wall, to be pitied. Get up and go over to some group of matrons, and don’t fancy that the whole room is watching your transit. It is much too busy talking and dancing. Here again don’t think of yourself. There is noth- ing so wretched as a would-be indiffer ent wallflovi'er. She can’t possibly look as though she liked it, and there is not the least use in trying to smile it off. Above all things never discuss an af- fair where you were a failure. Never admit that you were a failure. Keep quiet about it if you can’t enthuse. It doesn’t do to explain the causes. SIBERIAN WEDDING TRIP. Two Young Society People W’ho Propose Going Far North. The preposcd wedding journey of two young persons who are to be married next month is exceptional enough in the scope to attract attention even in these days, when trips of this sort are more or less unconventional in plan, and the old jokes about the bridal couples at - Niagara Falls have lost their point, says the New York Sun. This particular couple propose to go to J apan. which is already a favorite country for young married people to visit, and the unusual part of their plan is .their contemplated sojourn for a long period in Siberia. They expect to stay in Siberia for nearly a year, and the bridegroom-elect, who is something of a politician, ex- pects to learn enough about thesocial and political conditions there to write a book about the country, when he comes back. When the guests at wed- ding receptions begin to throw rice and old shoes at couples who have their faces turned toward such remote points as Siberia, the business takes on a more serious aspect. ‘ Wedding journeys in buggies through the Berkshire Hills, bicycle trips, and even the cruise of six menths in the Pacific Ocean, which was undertaken by a young couple two years ago, all seem tame and commonplace enough compared with the prospect of a long stay in Siberia, devoted to a study of the Russian criminal system. Last Spring a young married couple made a journey to Alaska, but their enter- prise seems to be surpassed by the Si beria project. Austrian “’heelmen Are Examined. In Vienna, Austria, all bicycle riders before obtaining permission to ride on the public streets are required to pass an examination. They are required to ride between boards laid on the floor Without touching the sides or edges of them. At the word of command they must be able to dismount either right, left, or backward; until the rider passes this examination satisfactorily a license to ride on the‘public highway is refused him. , - ,Beforehand. ' He—That little brother of yours is rather bright, isn‘t be? He told me just now he should expect a quarter if '1' kissed you. She—The wretehl him anything, did you? _, H\e—I gave him a dollar in advance. fruck' ‘ 2....‘i21'.:‘51!.l._.;.'__, ......_. . You didn’t give TBEKEVENINGXGAZETTE51 9°.y)~-”C7fHQT ABUSING BREAD. HERBERT WILLIAM HART’S ATTACK ON THE STAFF OF LIFE. He Says White Bread is 8. Danger t6 6...... ization. Bread He'form Impel‘ativcly Demanded. The Apostles, Shakespeare ' and the Ancients Ate Whole W’heat. Mr. Herbert William Hart asserts that white bread is an injurious food. Mr. Hart is an Englishman, and is well known throughout ‘England as an ad- vocate ef dietetic reform. He has had a wide and -varied experience in various quarters of the globe. He is a sur- vivor of the Crimean war, and asserts that he was the original inventor of the coil system of constructing heavy ord- nance, which led to the adoption of the Armstrong gun. He has for thirty years, he says. studied the food question in all its "as- poets, and declares that he has made important discoveries in relation to food and diet, which, if followed out, will be 'of great and lasting benefit‘ to hu. manity. ' “ His researches have mainly been on the line of what he terms the “bread questio’n.” There is, he says, “no ques- tion of social economics as important as that of bread reform,” and. he adds, “that applies particularly to the United States.” In showing the important (relation 01' food reform to the health and well'be ing of all civilized communities, he quotes from Brillat—Savarin, who said: “The destinies of nations depends on the manner in which they feed them. Selves.” He launches out the startling an- nouncement that “the scourge of all civilized countries is white bread.” Mr. Hart said that while traveling in Asia Minor forty years ago he first be- came interested in the food question. He said that the principal evil which civilized communities. have to deal with is white bread. He was a miserable dyspeptic forty years ago. he said, but has not had since that time a day’s ill- ness. “1 hold that the universal prevalence of financial depression in all civilized communities, and particularly as re- gards America, can be traced to the physical and mentaldepression caused by overwork,,wcrry and undue excite- ment, resulting primarily and chiefly from imperfect nourishment of the brain and bodily functions, through the almost universal use of imperfectly constituted food, which is fatally in- capable of nourishing and sustaining. the brain under severe pressure. “If further proof were needed' for these conclusions of the general bank- ruptcy of the people, look at the thin, pale, careworn faces, the small necks— out of all proportion—the flat chests, the pinched up and ill-developed bodies and leg:- met with not only in the streets of New York, Boston and Phila- delphia. but in all parts of America. - “I will go so far as, to predict that un- lessthere is a revolution in the bread eating custom of this country the phy- sical and mental condition of the people will get worse, and the children that are brought into the, world will be in- terior in type, weight and physique, by reason of the deficiency of lime and silex in the food, which are absolutely essential to the normal growth of the benes, skulls and teeth of the rising gen- oration. "If “people are to be rendered healthy, first of all they must eat bread made from the whole grain of Wheat, the same as was eaten by the Apostles and which chiefly sustained them in their arduous work—the only kind that was capable of sustaining their bodies and their brains in their task of impressing the multitudes of the truthfulness of their righteous cause. ' “Bread made from the whole wheat was the kind of bread eaten by the an- cient Romans Greeks, Gauls and Brit 0115. Without this kind of bread the greatest men that have ever lived before or since the Christian era could not have accomplished what they did. “The proper kind of bread should con- tain all the properties of the wheat, in- cluding the lime, iron and silex abso- lutely necessary to make pure, healthy food, and for want of which the Amer- ican people employ thousands of dent- ists to supply imperfect teeth, which would grow to perfection if nature were not handicapped by the ignorance of the natural laws of dietetics. “The great poet Shakespeare ate the whole meal. bread, for it is put on rec-. 0rd by himself that be dead to take the wheat grain to Lucy’s mill to be ground for family use, and it would be well for the civilized communities of the world that all families discard at once and for ever the sophisticated and adulterated white, spongy starch, so called bread of the present generation, and partake of only that kind on which the great na- ' tions of the world chiefly relied for their strength, and which produced the best architects, poets, artists and generals, the strongest and most handsome men, and the most beautiful and accom- plished women.” - A Savage Warrior’s Battle Are. In felling an immense elm near By- ron, Mich., a few days ago, the wood- cutters struck their saw against a hard substance when almost half way through the trunk of the 'tree. The tree was laid open with an axe, and there was found, grown up almost in the heart of it, a stone battle axe head about 7'1-2 inches long and 5 inches across at the co tting end; the other end tapered to a point. The axe head was sticking in the tree at right angles to the grain and must have been left there many years ago by some savage warrior. Whose 0x is Gored. J ack—What is your favorite drink— champagne or beer? f Harry—It depends. Is it your treat or mine? ' " No man is a heretic if his life is right. He may be a heretic among cur theo- lo giaus, but his orthodoxy is not dis- puted by the angels. Condensed Testimony. u'rer’s Agent, Columbus, Ohio, certifies "that Dr. King’s New Discovery has no equal as a Cough remedy. J. D. Brown, Prop. St. James Hotel, Ft. Wayne, Ind., testifies that he was cured of a Cough of two years standing, ‘caused by LaGrippe, 'by Dr. Kings New Discovery. B. F. Merrill, Baldwinsville, Mass., says that he has used and recommended it and never knew it to fail and would rather it than any doctor, because it cures. Mrs. ,Hemming, 122 E. 25th St. Chicago, always kee s it at hand and has no fear of Croup, ecause itinstantlx relieves Free Trial bottles at E. P W‘eed’s Drug. Store, Norwalk and Monroe’s New Ca- naan. ' Mrs: Anna Peckham is a guest at the home of Mr. H. F. Byxbee at Shepard- ville or Cranbury- Did You Try Electric Bitters as a remedy for your troubles? If not, get a bottle now and get relief. This medicine has been par- ticularyly adapted to the relief and cure of “all Female Complaints, exerting a wonderful direct influence in givmg strength and tone to the organs. If you have Loss of Appetite, Constipation, Headache, Faintinqupells, or are Ner. vous, Sleepless, Excitable, Melanchony and are troubled, wtth Dizzy Spells, Electric Bitters is the medicine you need. Health and Sirencth are guaranteed by its use. 'Fifty cents audi31,00 at E. P. Weed’s Drug Store, Norwalk, and Mon- roe’s New Canaan. , ., ' [clrr Charles Mottled a company of ten colored bicycle riders to Stamford and return yesterday. .. Relief in Stan Hours. Distressing Kidney and .Bladder dis. eases relieved in siz hours by the “New GREAT SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE.” This new remedy is a'great sur- prise on accOunt of it's exceeding prompt, ness in relieving pain in the bladder kidneys, back and every partof the urin- ary passages in male or female. It re- lieves retention of water and pain in pass- ing it almost immediately. If you want quick relief and-cure this is your remedy. gold by E. P. Weed, Druggist. Norwalk, mm. ”The local Columbia bicycle team is composed of Robert Cotter, W. G. Gil- more and Fred Thompson. Mother’s Delight With Hand’s Colic Cure HAVERHILL, Mass, 11-30-’95.—-Hand Medicine Co.—“I Wish to say that I pro- cured a sample bottle of Dr. Hand’s Colic Cure and am delighted with it. My baby is now four months old. and has suffered every day of her short life with col- ic. I have tried almost everthing ever thing I have tried'cannot compare with Dr. Hand‘s Colic Cure. Yours respect- fully, Mrs. G. G. Miller, 38 Arch St.” Sold by all druggists, 25c. - ’I here was an addition of eleven small pigs to the live stack at the Town Farm, last week. Three of the number have since died. ' I _ Try Allen’s Foot-Ease. A powder to be shaken into the shoes. At this season of the year your feet feel swollen and hot, and get tired easily. If you have aching feet, new shoes or tight shoes, try Allen’s Foot-Ease. It cools the feet and makes walking easy. Cures and prevents swollen and sweating feet, blisters and callous spots. Relieves ccrns and bunions of all pain and gives rest and comfort. Try it to-day. druggists and shoe stores for 250. Sent by mail for 25¢ in stamps. Address, Allen S. Olmstead, Le Roy, N. Y. . Newsman Hayes waskept busy this morning furnishing school supplies "to the army of pupils who this morning finished a long vacation. Shakelnto Iour Shoes Allen’s Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures painful swellings of the joints and instantly takes the sting out of come and bunions. It’s the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Allen’s Foot-Ease makes tight-fitting or new shees feel easy, It is a certain cure for sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Try it to-day. Sold by all drnggists and shoe stores, 25c. T1 ia‘s package free. Ad- dress, Allen S. Olmsiead Le Roy, N. 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