Highest of all in Leaveuing Power.-- Latest U. S. Gov’t Report eff/MM old “Si? _ PoWder Accountant! purer: SOUTH NORWALK. ‘ Old Jed Prouty is in town. Miss Alice Brundage of Hunting Ridge is visiting relatives in this city. George GJVGIU at Lane’s, badly but his thumb and little finger last night with a broken glass. , —James Sexton 85. Son have 1,000 grave marks which they will sell at $9.00 each; worth $18.00. Companies C. D. and F., under com- mand of Major 0. W. Hendrie,willhold a battalion drill in the Armory April 17. . Sherman Council, Royal Arcanum, will hold their regular meeting to-mor- row night in the Odd Fellows Hall over Hoyt’s Theatre. The Social Whist club will hold its regular weekly meeting with Mrs. James Golden at her home on Fairfield avenue this evening. The South Norwalk Fife and Drum Corps is in receipt of new maroon coloredunifqrms trimmed with gold braid. They are very natty. Schuller Stamm, U. 0. R. M., met in the Mystic Chain hall on Washing- ton street last night and worked the adoption degree on several candidates. J onn Kelly, who visited this city last Saturday and was arrested on his ar- rival in New York, for stopping the ex- press train, was sent to jail for four months yesterday, He said, in excuse for stopping the train, that he didn’t dare go home to his wife without his new hat. The tableaux under the direction of Mr. Howard Christy, of New York city, which were given in the Congregational church, last evening, Were a decided success. The entertainment was given by the King's Daughters’ Circle, of the church, to help furnish a room in the Norwalk Hospital. In addition to the tableaux Mr. and Mrs. W. F. Ambler rendered several vccal solos as did also Miss Jennie Punzelt. The Misses Bene- dict and DisbrOw played a piano dust and, Miss Naomi Smith gave one of her inimitable bone solos. After the enter- Htainment ice cream and cake were served andsquite a neat sum was netted for this worthy object. Old Jed Prouty at Hoyt’s Theatre to- night. Don‘t miss him. Chief of Police Vollmer has received notice from the Naugatuck police de-~ partment, requesting him to look out for a number of articles: which were stolen from that place. Among them is a valuable picture, “ Minnehaha Falls, source of the Mississippi River.” The Chief has notified the pawn shop and they Will no doubt be seized if the thieves attempt to pawn them here. The following officials for the next year have been elected by the Trinity church parish: Senior Warden, Isaac S. Jennings; Junior Warden, Josiah W. Grumman; Vestrymen, Colonel Leslie Smith, W. W. Lester, Charles Ais- thorpe, M. A. Giflin, Thomas Benedict, P.‘ N. Smith, Philip H. Knapp, S. C. Palmer and George C. Stilson; treas- urer, Colonel Leslie Smith and parish clerk, P. N. Smith. The dead‘body of an unknown man was found Esside the railroad tracks at Rowayton' this morning. There was no clue to his identity and the body was taken to Bridgeport. A The Star of Columbia Circle, Com- panions of the Forest, held their regular monthly meeting 'last night. Old Well Lodge, No. 108, F. Sr A. M. met last night. The Hillsdon—Gorham wedding is to take place‘at the Westport Congrega- tional church this afternoon at 5 o’clock. Miss Eva L. Ferris, of West street, returned last night to resume her studies at Lasell Seminary, Auburn- dale, Mass., after spending the vacation with her parents. The War Song concert will be given in Music Hall this evening under the auspices of the O. S. Ferry Command, Union Veteran Union. Austin Wakeman intends shortly to purchase the 2'3 foot yacht “Zephyr" from his cousin Burritt Wakeman, for $550. The yacht is a very fast sailer and as yet has never been beaten. Austin isa fine sailor and expects to have his boat in a number of races this year. The Woman’s Exchange has moved from its former home on South Main street to its new home on West avenue and will open there tc-day for the first time. ' We Offer the chance of a Decade to All in the Purchase of We must Sell practically all of our Immense Stock be- fore May I, I896, to save. the expense of remov- ing the same, as the Railroad Company has purchased the land for their right of way, and we v Our Work will Speak for Itself. must vacate. l s ‘ BY muse wit-ii iis mirror . rou snvr lltiEllTS’ oommssrou. l l The Fawcett vs. Light case was placed at the foot of the list yesterday. It will come up for the assignment of the date, Friday, but probably will not be assigned for next week on account (of the death of Mr. Light’s son, Jay Irving Light. + wrsrronr. ._._—__—_— The finest smelt ever caught are now being taken from the river. Westport readers of the EVENING GAZETTE get eight pages of live reading matter for one cent. ——By visiting James Sexton & Son, Bridgeport, and making a purchase of a cemeterv memorial they Will allow you your railroad fare. Low prices this spring will not die- courage farmers who are getting ready to plant the usual onion acreage. The New York First conference has advanced the Rev. Royal W. Raymond from the first year class to. the class of the second year. The Daughters of the American Rev- olution have designated Mrs. L. T. Day asa comittee to locate the graves of Revolutionary soldiers buried in Westport, and those graves are to be decorated Memorial day same as sold- iers of the late war. Mrs. Day will be able to find the graves of several. sold- iers of the war of 1812. Ex-liquor dealers are feeling bad. Lots of folks want to drink and cannot be accommodated for the reason that the supreme court has ruled adversely in the Underwood case, thus putting out of their power to exercise any al— leviating influence. Westport must re- main a dry town until such time as the voters decide to make it a wet one. Many would have it damp as opposed to the other condition, if they could. The next annual town vote on this question will be a full one and doubtless politi' cal preferences will give way if- they shall stand in the way as for or against license. uninsunr. --If you want a beautiful memorial for your cemetery plot, visit James Sex- ton & Son, where they are selling goods at 50 centsjon the dollar. , Mrs. Eliza Barnes is now at the home of her son-in-law George Gregory, on East avenue. On Monday she started to go to his house when she was sud- denly taken with a bleeding of the nose and all efforts to check it were without avail. Dr. James G. Gregory was sum- moned and succeeded in stopping the flow of blood. She continues to im- prove but is very weak from the loss of .5“~.\ N‘li‘ 1‘ ‘ ' I ‘l‘ blood. ' t\ =\ 1 )2, 3 — '~ t 9m... vmufiim‘flb“? Mm. M mum/m . ”THE EVENING GAZETTE ‘- aNEW CANAAN. J. W. Burtis is on the sick list. , Miss Mary Knapp has been the guest of Stamford friends. Misses Edna Weed and Louisa Krei- ter have been visiting Stamford friends. A number of East Norwalk young people enjoyed a dance and supper a the Birdsall House last night. ‘ Landlord Stevens of the Birdsall House contemplates erecting a cottage on Mead street near South avenue. The degree team of Commodre Perry council, 0. U. A. M. will go to Green- wich to-night and work the second de- gree. ' New Canaan readers of the EVENING GAZETTE get eight pages of live reading matter for one cent. S. E. Ruscoe will supply you. —New Canaan people should make a visit to the granite works of James Sex- ton & Son, at Bridgeport. and see the great bargains they are offering in mon- uments. The parents of Herbert Tuttle, a 20 year old youth of this place have been compelled to send him away because of his infatuation for Lizzie Ferris But- tery,who has achieved notoriety by:her marriage to 17 year old James Buttery from whom she parted some time ago. Tuttle spent most of his time at the Ferris home and his people who are highly respected found it impossible to keep him away from the woman and are nearlv heart, broken. Buttery threatened to bring divorce proceedings against the woman some time ago, but as yet has taken no steps in the matter. It is stated the people will adopt white- cap methods unless the woman leaves town or behaves herself. o NOROTON. Noroton readers of the EVENING GA- ZETTE get eight pages of live reading matter for one cent. —The people of Newton should visit the monumental works of James Sexton & Son, in Bridgeport, and look at the bargains they are offering. Railroad fare allowed to all purchasers. ‘ GEORGETOWN. Georgetown readers of the EVENING GAZETTE get eight pages of live news for one cent. _ T-Georgetown people should take ad- vantage of the great bargains offered at the monumental works of James Sexton & Son, Bridgeport. Bailroad fare allowed to all purchasers. .0. An advertisement in the GAZETTE will M 'm '_.-‘.r -, mm; bring good results. ,m .3». . m //. . /': V “ \ ‘MW . >20 \ u if I ..-.:\'.V,.,'|.\ v. ' " . \N.l.‘.b'j’.\""l >J-El‘lr" '. , "»', Md 2* ‘ ‘lr-llih:Wig-1;»’ \uf"" fl - ad; "05;, 7/ l'r/fl :‘ 32"“73‘5 rd. 7235'”. . CLEVELAND arm was. Denial of the Report That. an Agent Has Been Sent to the Island. WASHINGTON, April 8.——A copy of. the Cuban concurrent resolutions was deliv- ered at the executive mansion this morn- ing by one of the senate clerks. The orig- inal engrossed copy was sent to the depart~ ment of state, according to custom, where proper record will be made of it. and the resolutions will be printed in the Revised Statutes, as required by the last printing bill, whether any action be taken on them or not. The engrossed copy will then be returned to the president for such action as he sees fit to take. _ Secretary Olney will not make 'any statement in regard to the report that an agent has been sent to Cuba to collect in- formation as to the situation there for the use of the president. Secretary Lamont, however, who would know if any such‘ac tion had been taken, said that there was no truth whatever in the report. Secre- tary Olney’s private secretary said also that he knew of no such detail and said he would probably know if any had been made. While Secretary Olney and officers of the state department and of the administra- tion generally decline to talk for publica- tion about the Cuban question or any other diplomatic subject that is pending, the attitude of the president with regard to Cuba has nevertheless become well known. There is on file in the state de- partment a great mass of correspondence giving in detail the facts as to the exact condition of'aflairs, the size of the Cuban army, its ability to maintain itself and the political and personal history of the Cuban leaders. . President Cleveland and Secretary 01- ney both profess to be in sympathy in a general way with the struggle of the Cu- bans for independence, but they do not be- lieve that their rebellion is based on a. suf- ficiently solid foundation to warrant its recognition as a war or its undrllled sol- diers as worthy of the name of belligerent-.3. The administration thinks, moreover, that the Cuban government is largely a myth, and for this reason Secretary Olney has not recognized the legatlon in this, city,- even in the most informal way. Whether the president and Secretary Olney will change their views or consent to take action in view of the declaration of congress remains to ‘be seen. , Americans VVln Everything. ATEENS, April 8...“ the Olympic games today Thomas P. Curtis of the Bos- ton team won the heat in which be con- tested for the hurdle race. Ellery H. Clark, also of tle Boston tears, won the broad jump, with Robert Garrett, captain of the Princeton team, second. Thomas E. Burke of ,the Boston team won the third heat in the 400 meter running race, with H. B. Jamison of the Princeton team second. Robert Garrett of Princeton won the shot put. Arthur Blake of the Boston team was second in the kilometer run. The Cuban Resolutions. LONDON, April 8.—-The Daily News says in an editorial: “The Cuban resolution of the United States congress will probably rest who're it is forever. It is a. good thing that it is passed, because this gets it out of the way of the fire eaters on either side of the Atlantic andsecures for it the pri- vacy of the archives of the state depart- ment.” ‘ —-Advertise in the GAZETTE. ridgeport, Conn. Hilllll'l‘llN TOASTED CRUSTS.‘ Imperfection is the law in this. world. Nothing is absolutely perfect but just —yourself. - ‘ Some people are such cowards they even repent of sins that they never had the courage to commit. ' , Boshfulness is really becoming to some peole, but mortification is always dangerous. ‘ A horseshoe is the emblem. of good . luck, but the qualifying adjective is totally changed if the horseshoe is pre- sented at the end of a mule’s hind leg. Whenever a. man ladmits 'his faults and confesSes to you their nature, you may be sure he has exposed his itch on purpose to be scratched. Don’t gratify him.—To Date. ' l Volcanoes and Icebergs. ' In recent years the size and number of icebergs seen in the south Atlantic and south Pacific oceans have both been enormous, and'various suggestions have been made to account for the phenome- non. Evidently something unusual has been going on in the unknown regions surrounding the south pole. The latest suggestion bearing on this subject comes from Mr. H. C. Russell, who has presented it before the Royal Society of New South Wales. His idea, in brief, is that there has been an extraordinary outburst of the great volcanoes known to exist within the Antarctic circle, and that the consequent shaking of the ice4 clothed shores of the Antarctic conti- nent has resulted in the breaking off of immense fragments of ice, which have afterward been driven northward by winds and currents—Youths Com- ponion. ' ’ ;. Humor in the Family. . “One of those lazy, good-for‘nothing tramps called to-day and wanted a piece of pie,” said the landlady, during a momentary silence. ‘ The bachelor boarder faltered and laid down his knife and fork. “And did he get it ?” he queried, anx- iously. “Not much,” returned the landlady; “he got a. piece of my mind instead.” “Which probably destroyed his,” piped the thin boarder in the tenor voice from the foot of the table. “His what?”_demanded the landlady, , ‘ sternly. . .. - “Peace of mind,” explained the thin boarder, apologetically. ' Everybody cried out in applause at this. One could even hear the pea soup and see the jelly roll. —- Chicago News. A lobster’s skin when shedding splits down the back and comes off in two equal parts. The tail slips out of the shell like a finger out of a glove. The letters in the various alphabets of the world vary from 12 to 202 in num- ber. The Sandwich Islander’s alpha- bet hus 12, the Tartarian 202. The coldest place in North America. is at the. mouth of the McKenzie river, where the temperature is often as low as 70 degrees below zero. s, _ 1 lllll‘INllS. * l’lll’l'l, lull 'Sllunil. CALL AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. $50,000 Worth cl" Beautiful Membrials that will go for4 I about Fifty Cents on ' , the Dollar. \ JAMES sime. JR..Pl0|lliel0l. l I \ Us r(_