l’. 1 r1 3/ ‘gone’ ' telling this story. pie said Gordon ill-treated her. #7 , , . .1 3; WHY I AM HAPPY. , ‘Dear Tern is dead. please come to-nightl" She telegraphed. With keen delight I read the message. Roses, for consolation meant, , I sent, but 0h! with what content, I paid expreSsage. - Don’ t think me heartless, till you know Death has relieved me of- aroe. Tom was my rival. When he began to pine away -I scarcely was the one to pray - For his survival. ' He’ 5 hated me since first we met, He was a most pronounced brunette, While I am fair. He was more favored of the two; Of soft caresses very few Fell to my share. But now he’ 5 dead, I feel no spite, I hope his harp is tuned all right, His robe a. fit, his halo bright ., With gems galore. , . And just this once do I confess The reason of my happiness— Because on eartht here’ s one eat less. In Heaven one more. . . —M. T. Hart, in Life. , s CHOLLY’S ~ STORY. It was too warm an evening, even for a smoking concert. Cholly said, as he came out of his 100m attired all in “bite, looking a perfect picture of manly beauty. Cholly was a blonde specimen of the male sex, blue-eyed, g01den-haired;a stalwart representa- iixe of the Saxon type. He was 27, well ‘l laced as regards this world’s wealth a -_1d position. Life to him—thanks to old Egerton Bailev, his late father— 1111s a pleasant pastime, the world a harmed play place, where girls wor- sh nod him and men voted him a trump. So much for Cholly , debonair, kind-hearted and handsome, who had , tr av eled the world over making friends v1 herever he went. Cholly’s prediction that it was too -w arm even f01 a smoking concert on this particular ev ening was verified by -tb e slim attendance there on h1s arrival C-nly eight men out of 30 expected found theii way to the usual rendez- \ous. By gc cneral agreement the music v as banished, coats disca1ded,neg1igee attitudes assumed and the eight men amused themselves by 1elating anec— clotes and personal experiences. “By the way, Cholly,” at last afriend saidtothe blondeAdonis, who, sprawled (:11 a sofa, was listening quietly to the conversation, “you’ re very silent to- night, you’ve just arrived from the nest, too. Come, haven’t you some lilood-curdling tale to tell us of western rtrocities, cowboys ‘breaks’ or out- 1ages? These fellows’ stories are stale. W e require something spicy to stir us up a night like this.” “Well, I did have an adventure, but its recital won’t be spicy, Tracy; I don’t ' ' think it will be the style y0u care for.” “Out with it! Out with it'!” seven voices simultaneously exclaimed. “Is it a Christian Endeavor story , Cholly ‘2” asked Tracy. , “You do look awful sol- emn.” ' “sates a Sunday-school tale,” said Andy Vicars, a, very young man with a new mustache and a draw]. . ‘.‘ All right,” said Cholly, quietly. “If _1 on felloWs don’t be quiet, I won’t tell it.’ “Go on, Cholly, don’t. mind the calves,” grunted old'Maj. Poole. “Tell us your story, man.” “It will interest you, major; doubt- less you remember the Donovans, of Limerick—prettyKate, they called one of them. I met them in Dublin.” ' “Do I remember her? May me eys - fall out of me head if I ever see her likes again—eyes like violets, hair like ink and a skin like peaches and cream. And a figger! God bless you, boys, she had a figger like a goddess. She could ride cross country like a bird. Never saw such a rider before nor since. But, Cholly, me boy, I thought you were in that direction. Oh, the pair you’d have made.” Cholly blushed scarlet, the company exchanged glances. “Seems to me,” said Andy Vicars, “that the major’s Go on, Cholly, hold the platform.” So Cholly cleared his throat (as Andy said afterward he seemed mightily upset by the major’s remarks), wiped the perspiration from his flushed face, and began: “You see, fellows, my story will have to consist of two parts, the introduction and the sequel. It begins in Ireland four years ago and ends in Canada four days ago. It was in Dublin that I first met Miss Kate Donovan, of Limerick. She was a stunner, as the major says, ‘the best cross-country rider I ever saw. She was as poor as a church mouse and . as proud as Lucifer. She was an or- phan, had been brought up by her uncle,- rold Peter Donovan; he had three daughters of his own, but none of them could hold a candle to Miss Kate herself. From what I saw during the time I was in Dublin, I don‘t think the trio'cared much for pretty Kate; they'werc jeal- ous of her, and took pains to show it in many petty ways, particularly when . Capt. Gordon, ,who was considered a ' matrimonial catch, appeared on the _. Scene and devoted himself to Kate. ” “Capt. Rupert Gordon, of the 47th. 9” queried Maj. Poole.- , “The very same, a dark beggar, with a bad mouth and lots of money. “Well, he was the man that set all the Dublin girls wild. They literally lion- 'ized him. He was douce enough there. Ile was asked everywhere, and old Peter . " Donovan was mad enough when he ' f asked him for his niece, and not for one of his daughters. They said the three ii} girls never spoke to Kate for weeks. “Poor Kate, she hardly knew what to do; she wasvery unhappy—she told me all about.it one evening at a dance. She had a devil of a life in her uncle’ :3 house, and Gordon seemed very fond of . She didn’t know what he really was; neither did I, or I could have warned her. They. were married, in September; in November Gordon took her to the Riviera after the honeymoon was over; a fellow who met them there her told me that Kate—that 18,1 Mrs. GordOn ' looked miserably. unhappy, and peo- How- ver that may be, she did not stay with him very long. Onejday ia.woma.n ap~ peared at the hetel where they were staying; she was a gaudily-attired spec- imen, not overcultured. She registered ‘ as.Mrs Capt. Gordon, and forced her- self into the Gel-don private rooms. Gordon hadn’t aword to say; he owned up that he had married her five years before somewhere, where his regiment was stationed; I forget where. There was a terrible scene, which endedby Kate‘ leaving thehotel. No one knew where she went. My friend, an Eng- lishman, who told'me just what I have told you, tried to follow her and offered to do what he could for her in a mone- tary way. He was a gentleman, and meant well by her. fers of assistance, and disappeared as if the Mediterranean had swallowed her up. He heard of her again at Mar- seilles; she had been singing in a cafe there; she alw ay 5 had a passable voice, and play ed the banjo well. Poor Kate, her pride was dragged in the dust, her heart was broken.’ , Cholly paused to wipe the perspira- tion from his face and take a few sips from a tumbler beside him.’ The old major, for a wonder, kept silence, from time to time shaking his head sorrow- fully. “I suppose that' 1s the first part of the story _’ broke in Andy Vicars. “It is deuced sad; hope the little girl got back to her uncle. " “Uncle!” growled Maj. Poole. “Poor child, he didn’t want her. He was a cruel-hearted, mean old scoundrel, was Peter Donovan; he never treated the 'girl right when he had her.” Cholly nodded his head affirmatively to Maj. Poole’s assertion, and continued his story: “This all happened four years ago; no one heard anything during that time of pretty Kate Donovan, for you see she wasn’t Mrs. Gordon, after all. .An aunt of hers did have the grace to writ to me making inquiries; she had hear that Kate was in the United States, in a place called Pennsylvania, and would I make inquiries, as I lived. no doubt.‘near there“? You know, these old country people, as they call them- selves, think that the United States are about as large as an English colony.” “Do I know it ?” interrupted the major. “Why, a lady in London once asked me to personally deliver a small parcel of china to her daughter, because I lived in New York, near where her daughter was settled. 'I took the par- cel, thinking to see the address of some street here. Where do you think the fair creature lived?” “New Jersey?” hazarded Vicars. “Maine?” queried another. “No!” roared the major; “Idaho!” “Guess you didn’t accept the commis- sion, major,” said Cholly. “W’ell, no. I relieved my mind by reciting'sundry words notin Webster’s dictionary. G0 on, my boy. Tell us all you know of pretty Kate Donovan." “I came through Canada on my way from the west, a‘few days ago,” con? tinued Cholly. “We changed cars at a place not far from Toronto, and had some hours to wait for connect-ion. Strolling around, I came to a . place where a circus was in full swing. Double tent, side shows, all complete. Consulting my watch, I found I had time to see the performance. An Eng- ‘1ish Steeplechase was advertised as the chief attraction. It had just com- menced when I took my seat in the first row close to the ring. I can hard- ly tell you mv feelings when I recog- nized the first lady rider who entered— it was Kate Donovan.” “Good heaiens!” ejaculated the ma- jor. “Come to that?” “Yes, it was Kate. Graceful, lithe, nervy as ever, looking like a queen among those painted judys and rough men.” “How could you sit there and see it?” groaned Maj. Poole. “I hadn’t to sit long. I recognized her instantly—arid, poor girl, she saw me.” “Knew you?” gasped the major. “Yes, she turned pale unded the hor- rible paint and rouge she was daubed with; somehow she seemed to lose her nerve all of a sudden. The horse, a vicious black beast, swerved to one side sudden 1y-—-major———fellows, I cannot tell it. It was too horrible.” “Kate Donovan to lose her nerve on. horseback? I cannot credit it,” said the major, in anawed tone. “I was ‘in the ring and by her side in a moment,” Cholly continued, not no- ticing the majors interruptiOn. “She knew me, poor girl, when her eyes opened for the first time. She died with her hands tightly clasped in mine." “Did she sa-ay anything?” asked Andy V'icars; thing. P” “If she did, you’ re not the one I’d re- peat it to," said Cholly, fiercely. “The last words of a poor dying girl are hard- ly club talk, notif I know it.” So saying, Cholly seized- his coat and strode angrily from the room. The other men looked at each other significantly. “He’s hit hard ’,’saidthe major; “poor fellow. If you had seen Kate you’d not blame him. I always thought he liked her.” ' And Cholly, as he strode along the street homeward, cursed his own folly in telling the story of pretty Kate to such an audience. “As if they cared,” he muttered. They were a set of hard- hearted, cold, cynical men, and he, Cholly, was a fool fOr telling the story- Somehow, he had never realized before that he had “cherished anlideal for the past four years, and that ideal was the woman who but a few days before had died in his arms. ' Vicars what she said? Cholly smiled grlmly as the thought struck him, for \ only he kne v what those last words: had been. They. echoed in his ears even now in the din and'noise of the N cw York evening. \ ‘fCholldeear—dear—ACholly. " i If she had only said them four years ago, he "thought miserably, as he shoved the key into the latch Of his home door. . Iflr—V anity to...» , She refused all of? “did she tell you any-~ Tell that idiot . . THIS IS A BIG COUNTRY If You Don’t Believe It Listen to This » Man’s Remarks. “Few Americans appreciate the vast extent of our national domain,” said Col. Charles C. Moffert, of Denver, to the Buffalo Courier. “I- firmly believe ‘ that some day in the near future well have air lines of transportation between all points—either up in the air or oth- erwise. I’m bound for New York, and I’d save 12 hours’ travel if I could travel in a straight line. from Denver to New York. For instance, the air line be- tween Chicago and New York is 700 miles; by rail it is 961 miles. From Buf—. falo to New York it is 295 milesin an air line, 422 miles by rail. Why, our coun- try is so great that the public lands here exceed in the number of square miles the whole of Russia in Europe. The state of Texas is much larger than . Austria, Germany or France; New Mex- ico is larger than England, Ireland, Scotland” and Wales combined; Mon- tana is larger than Norway; Missouri is larger than Turkey in Europe, Ken- tucky' 1s larger than Portugal, West Vir. ginia is larger than Greece, Arizona is as large as Italy, Indiana is twice as large as Switzerland, and Wyoming and Oregon are as large as Spain. In the event of a. successful war of conquest with Great Britain, or by annexation, if the United States should become pos- sessed of Canada, it would add 3 ,,204 313 square miles of territory to the great republic, and our total area would then be 6807 311 square miles. We would still be one-third smaller than the Russian empire, and one-third larger than the Chinese empire.” SCHEMES TO WIN AT POKER. Devices That While Not Open Cheating Are Quite as Bad. There'are more simple ways than one to win at a. game of poker, without openly cheating, as is evidenced by a couple of young men who belonged to a poker club recently broken up and who played the game to win. They had various schemes, the first being as fol- lows: They would go into agame with plenty of money, begged 0r borrowed' if necessary; they would play in every good-sized stake and let the small ones alone; th-ey'w0uld begin to bet, each raising the other and their companions at the table, irrespective of the size of hands; whether the others held enor- mous hands or not they were bound to go out' 1n time, and then the partners would divide the spoils, in this way managing to turn many an honest—or dishonest—penny, as the opinion may be. The second game was not so fair, says the Syracuse Post. The two con- 'spirators sat next to one another. They would look into one another’s hand, and'the lowest man would drop out at the appropriate time. Then he would take every occasion to look into the other's hands. If they were higher than his eompanion’s he would nudge the companion and the latter would drop out; otherwise he would re- main with the certainty of winning the money. The two rogues had nu- merous otherways of beating the game, but these were the plain, unvarnished foundations for many a. case of high- way robbery on their part. ORDERED A TIN. PETTlCOAT-. The Pope Insisted That a Nude Statue Be Draped. ’ One of the most curious instances of the struggle between art and pro- priety is shown in St. Peter’s. The -writer, says the Troy Press, was ram- bling through the great cathedral one day when he suddenly came upon an enormity. It was the superbly sculp- tured form of a beautiful woman, the head, hands, neck, ankles and feet sep- arate masterworks of art. The word separate is used advisedly, for the torso and legs were modestly hidden under a tin petticoat painted to represent mar- ble, but so ill in color and drapery line that the entire statue seemed disjoint- ed and at war in its component parts. “Si signer,” said the guide, apologet- ically. “It is the impossible. Very true. But what can be helped? The sculptor he make beautiful model nude. It will not do. It is on the pope’s tomb. .The pope, he comes to see his tomb two, three hundred years ago. He say no. We will not have such thing. He tell the sculptor to put- on the drapery. The artist, he say no—-it is impossible. Then the pope call a workman and he say—put on the clothes on the figure. The workman not. an artist, only a. workman. He put on the tin pet-t-icoat and paint it. The pope satisfied. He die and is buried in the tomb. But everybody wonder two, three hundred years at the figure.” The Lord Mayor's Robes. London’s 10rd mayor has to put on three suits of clothes on taking office. He wears a wide-sleeved, velvet-faced,‘ fur-trimmed robe of purple silk rep on presenting himself to the lord chan- cellor at Westminster; this he uses afterward as a police magistrate. For his show he wears a robe of superfine 4 scarlet broadcloth, faced with sable fur and'lined'with pearl satin;'this he must wear when greeting the judges at the Old Bailey and on all saints’ days. The dress for evening and formal receptions is a black damask satin robe, embroid- ered with silver gilt. Under these he wears a velvet coat and knee breeches. The robes are aperquisite of the offiee . and cost. $1,000. The chain: of office has on it diamonds worth $600,000,, and each lord mayor must give bonds for its safe return on receiving it. When the queen passes through the, city a "fourth robe is necessary, but, as this seldom happens, it IS bought only when the occasion arises. . Long Telegraph Line. The longest telegraph line in the world, above ground and without a break, has just been completed in Australia, that land of long distances. The line runs with a circumbendibus , from Rockhampton, in Queensland, to ‘Br00m‘e, in western Australia, and Crosses about tWO-thirds of the entire. (continent. The total length is 5:0va thing over 6 ,000 miles. :1 . . WlVES AS TREASURERS- A Man Whose Wife Carried the Pam—A‘ } Bachelor’s Wisdom. Two passengers on a New Haven train approaching the city a few mornings ago conversed together 'in a loud tone—n . that 'is, one of them, who was blufl, hearty, stout and. a bachelor, talked in' a particularly lend voice, while his com- panion, who was thin, meek and a bone- dict, answered in lower tones, which were still not inaudible after the pas- sengers in the seats near by began to take an interest in the conversation. “ No,” said the bachelor, “they want me to get married, but I tell them that I’ve seen enough of married people and I don’t care to be tied down the way most of them are. Why, there was a man down in our place died not long ago, and the widow came down to get his wages. He had died on a. Friday, and he had a week’s wages coming to . him. You ought to have seen that Wid- ow when she found out how much he got a- week. .He had been taking his wages home to her every Week and giv- ing it all to her to divide, as she sup- posed.-. But when she found out that he had been getting $3 aweek more all the time she seemed to wish that he were alive again just for a little while, but I guess that he would just as soon have been dead if he had had-his choice then. I have heard lots of people say that you ought to take all your money home to your wife, but I don’t want any one telling me how much I shall spend for. carfare or luncheon. ” “ Well, "there is something in that,” said the married man basely. He was a particularly humble looking man, who crouched down in his seat as if he did' not dare sit upright, but his wife was far away, and he was emboldened, in the confidences of talk on a suburban train, to reveal his woes. "Now, I do feel badly sometimes when I want to take a man out to luncheon with mic and spend some money in entertaining him. If I don’t do it, I.cannot verywell keep his custom, and if I do it, 'it costs so much money that my wife, who knows just what I receive, thinks I am dreadfully extravagant, and talks to me about the way in which I am wasting money.’ “Yes, that’ 8 just it,” said the loud voiced bachelor. ”If you don’t spend money you lose trade, and yet you mar— ried men are half of you afraid to go around and spend money freely on your customers. I know a man in our store who doesn’t dare spend more than 35 cents for luncheon for fear his wife will, find it out. They talk about letting your wife spend all your money, but for my part I’d rather spend it myself, and that’s why I tell all my friends that I am not. going to be married. ” Just at this point the train entered the Park avenue tunnel and the voice of the base revealerf' of secrets, who did not worthily support the part of the married man, was lost in the rumble of the train. —N ew York Tribune. AMONG THé LEPERS. Those of Molokai Have Many Ways of 0c- cupylng Their Time. Here" 1n this sea girt asylum of peo- ple afflicted with the most dreaded 01 known diseases, from which there is m‘. escape but through the portals of death, is presented one of the noblest and brightest pictures of the glory of Chris- tianity, with its marvels of self sacri- fice amid surroundings and under cir- cumstances the most depressing. These poor victims, doomed to the ravages of a disease that completes its deadly work in an average of four or five years, the progress of which is marked with the most significant and destructive preci- sion, can alone appreciate at its true worth the Christian heroism of those who are laboring among them, follow- ing in the footsteps of the venerated Father Damien, and ready as he was to accept, if need be, the burden of the disease itself in their behalf. And yet unhappiness does not chill the air of Molokai. Death has lost its terror by reason of its very familiarity, and by the silver lining their faith has given the cloud. The Hawaiians are naturally. a light hearted people, and even the shadow of leprosy cannot suppress for long their buoyant temperament. In Molokai lepers may be found en- gaged in pleasant pastimes, and among them one may hear the light and cheer- ful words of greeting and see the sunny smiles. Horse racing, which is a favor-' ite national sport, is indulged in fre- quently. Nor are the lepers idlers;fa1 from it. cultivation of the ground and in other ways, and altogether lead a far pleas- anter and more contented life than might be supposed. The ,‘improvement of their condition, as compared with what it was when Father Damien took up his residence on the island in 1873, has been chiefly brought about by his influence and the ’labors of This succes- sors. ——Donahoe’s Magazine. President Polk’e Nashville Home. The old Polk place on Vine street, the[ home of President James K. Polk, andi the scene of many brilliant gatherings 1n former days, is viewed with interest by many visitors to’ Nashville. Many ex-- pressions of regret are heard from those who view the picturesque Polk .place for the first time that the historic old home- stead should have been allchd to fall into such a state of dilapidation'. They) think the old place should be maintain- ed in good repair for the sol. e of the memories that Surround it. It has been suggested more than once that it would make an ideal home for the official resi- dence of Tennessee’ 3 governors. The excuse that can be very properly offered by Nashvillians for the "present condi- tion of the Polk place is that they have nothing to do with it, the property being in litigation. It is feared that ultimate-I ly, in the division of the property,’ the, , Old place will be cut up i31to lots, and- ; if that is done the home of Polk will- ' become only a memory —Nashv111e American. 2"; ,wSoda crackers 5 cents per pound 61 f 25 ‘t 't &.,.F ' They work, while able, in the . llnly Eight-Page One. Cent Paper ' in ~ Connecticut 1 SOLD. IN Noriwalk, South ‘Norwalk, East Nora- walk, Westport, Saugatuck, New Canaan, Darien. Rowayton and Noroton. N 0 other Paper in N orwalk compares with it for Local and General News. Its local news is bright, reliable and well written. After once reading The Evening Gazette you will be convinced that it is the best evening paper in Western Connecticut, and will take no other. Having a special correspondent in each.» town, it is en- abled to furnish the latest and. freshest news. -.‘ b