THE THIEEON THE SHIP “Mrs. Melhurst’s compliments, sir, and would you please come down to her stateroom immediately?” I had just shut myself into my little office on deck, having run through the ship’ s accounts before turning in that night. It is quite a mistake, by the 11.,'ay_ to think that we pursers have no more onerous duties to perform when at- sea than to watch over the passen- gers’ comfort, read papers on Sunday ~ . and keep a store of nautical informa- tion at our finger ends for the benefit of ev ery curious voyager. Nowadays the purser. of a crack American liner—mak- ing, perhaps, a record passage of six 'days or so—has his work pretty well cut out for him during the entire voy age. 011 the present; occasion I had scarce- ly got my accounts fairly' 1n hand when 1 11- as interrupted by a slight tap at the door. I arose at once and opened it, and there stood Mrs. Melhurst’s Cana- dian maid, with flushed face and nerv-‘ ous, agitated manner. “Is there anything wrong. 9” I asked, w ith some surprise, when she had deliv- ered her meSsa'ge. “There' 1s, sir,” she replied, hastily. “All I know— , She was- about to make some other statement, but pulled herself up sud- denly and tripped along the deck with- out another w01 d. I switched off the electric light, locked 1hc door and hurried away after her. \Vhen I got to Mrs. Melhurst’s state- room I saw at once that something had occurred to cause her serious anxiety. The berths, the couch and even the :floors were littered with the contents of cabin trunks and hand—bags. In the midst of the confusion stood the lady herself, looking decidedly perplexed 1nd annoyed . “This is very singular, Mr. Morse,” :he said, pointing to an empty je1ve1 case which lay open on the upper berth. “\Iy diamond ornaments are missing." “You don’t say.so!” I exclaimed, in sheer astonishment. ,“I do say so!" she replied, sharply. “You can see for yourself that they are gone.’ \ “How did it happen?” “I cannot possibly tell you. At din- ner this evening I happened to mention to Mrs. Latimer that I had picked up a certain crescent-shaped brooch on the continent. She expressed a wish to see it. When the tables were cleared I came in here, took out the brooch and left the jewel case lying on the berth, but when I got back the case was empty.” “How long were you absent?” . “Not more than half an hour.” _I was totally staggered. I examined Ihe lock carefully, but there was ab- solutely nothing to show that it had been. tampered with. I’could hit upon no better suggestion than that Mrs. )Ielhurst might possibly have miSlaid the jewels somewhere. This had the sole effect of cxasperdting the lady to s uch a degree—for it seems that she had already searched every nook and corner in the cabin—that I was glad to beat a retreat in order to lay the matter be— fore the captain. ' I had just got to the head of the sa— loon stairs when I heard some one bounding up after me, three or four : teps at a time. I turned and saw Mr. L.Z3arter~—who, by the way, had made sev- oral voyages with us on previous OCCT'.‘ sions. “I say, Mr. Morse,” he said, taking me Lonfidentially by the arm, “you’ve got :.oIne queer customers on board this . rip” “How so ?” “Why, some one’s gone and walked a df with my silver cigarette case, a: couple of rings and a pair of goid,—” “The deuce!” “Well, it looks uncommonly likens if the individual you refer to had a hand in the business, for I don’t see how any ordinary mortal could get into onc’s cabin, with the door bolted on :he inside, unless he managed to squeeze through the porthole.” ’Pon my word, thin gs were beginning 1' 1 look serious and no mistake! I lost! '..0 time in hunting up the captain and made him acquainted with the state of :1fi’ai1s. He was just as much puzzled 15.1 I was myself. The first thing next :11or11ing he scnta message to \Irs. Mel- :1urst,1equesting a private intc11" 10w in '1is cabin on deck. He also signified his 1" ish that I should be present. :pon the singular occurrence. Nevertheless, we determined to keep c:.lose 1v ateh upon the stateroom' 1n fu-. iure. It 11 as pretty c11dent we had a “black sheep” on board—probably an old hand at the business. For the next 1"e11 day s w e had no further complaints “1119, thief was evidently “lying low ”, waiting until tranquillity was restored before making a fresh attempt. Mean- 5 while I kept my eyes open. I observed the little peculiarities ‘of the different 5. passengers and took particular note of the manner in which they occupied their time. 'On board ship when, you find a man who shows a marked preference for 1115 own societyabove that of the loungers on deck or habitues of the smoke- room oneis inclined to jump at the conclusion that'h‘e has some solid rea- sons for his ezxclusiveness. If, in acidi- tion to this, he happens to be of an un- communieative disposition, with black hair and swarthy complexion, given to wearing a slouch hat and long coat—— 1ightlv or wrongly, you put him down as a decidedly suspicious character. ' Now, we happened to have a passen- ger on board—a Brazilian named De Castro—who tallied in every way with this description. But for the fact that I had conclusive evidence to ’show he could not have beendirectly concerned in the robberies—for inquiries proved he had remained on deck the whole evening—he certainly would have been treated to a private interview in the captain’s cabin. As it was, I was forced to conclude that black hair, swarthy complexion, slouch hat and cloak were ,. _ p . I?!” 1 ,, ‘ ‘ . 1. 3 both I questioned the lady closely, but her re- plies did not tend to throw any. light ‘ cence. Nothing further occurred to excite suspicion until the last day or two of the voyage. Then, one evening after dinner: word was brought to me that; three other staterooms had been rifled in the same mysterious manner. Watches, jewelry and even money had disappeared, though in all three cases the passengers stoutly declared they had left their doors locked. When the alarm reached me I hap- pened to be standing in my deck office. ’I had in my hand 20 sovereigns, which I had just taken in exchange for Ameri- can money to accommodate one of our passengers. I didn’t wait to lock up the gold; I simply placed it on my desk, switched off the light and hurried away. I had no fear for the safety of the sovereigns, my door having a par- ticularly intricate lock, in whichI took good care to turn the key before leav- ing. I remained below for an hour or so, investigating these fresh complaints, but, as in the other cases, I was utterly unable to make‘ head or tail of them. Vexe'd and bewildered, I went back to my office, unlocked the door, turned on 3"’the light, and mechanically stretched out my hand to take the sovereigns from. the desk. My hand closed upon nothing more solid than thin air—my little pile of gold had vanished! For a moment or two I stood there gazing blankly before me, so utterly confused and dismayed that I could scarcely bring 'my wits to bear upon the my sterious affair. Then I managed to pull myself together, and took a look around my little cabin. In the course .of my observations my eye happened to rest upon the port hole, which stood wide open, the weather being oppres- si'rely hot. . I regarded the innocent looking port- l1ole with the air of a veritable Sher- lock Holmes. I went outside and thrust my arm in through the opening, but my hand did not reach within fully two yards of the desk. Still, it struck me as being the only way by which the thief could have got at the money, and I de- termined to put my theory to a practi- cal test. I hurried down into the saloon, wdere most of the passengers were congre- gated. As yet few of them were aware of the robberies, for we had kept the matter as secret as possible. I went straight up. to a young American gen- tleman who I knew had a great many trinkets in his stateroom and was rather careless too in the way he left them lying about. - “Don’t show any surprise,” I whis- pered, glancing around at the other oc- cupants of the saloon, “but mightI ask whether your stateroom is locked?” ‘Glt i$.9! _ “Well, just paSs me your key; I want to try a little experiment. Wait till I‘m gone and then stroll up on deck. Let yourSelf be seen—on the lower deck particularly—but don’t pay tooclose attention to anyone you may notice loitering there.” I went and shut myself' in the state- 100m, crouching down so that I could just- keep an eye on the porthole over in tha t cramped position until mylimbs fairly ached, and I was half inclined to give it up as abad job. But suddenly, asI —_glanced up at the _ p01 thole, my blood ran cold, and' 1n all my life I never had such difficulty to kcepdown a yell. In the dim light I . saw a long, thin hairy arm thrust in through the opening. ’ The next 'mo— ment 0. small black hand had fastened , upon a leather case lying close to the window and withdrew it as quick as thought almost. I sprang to my feet and bolted out saloon stairs and made for the lower deck. There, just aboutfithe spot where I judged the stateroom to be situated, I came face to face with. the Brazilian, De Castro. In spite of the heat me was i wearing his long cloak with the deep 1 cape, and had his eternal cigarette be- tween his teeth. He looked at me with an air of frank surprise, and I looked at him 11 ith an air of profound suspicion. Suddenly a happy thought flashed through my mind. I turned round and . sprang down the saloon stairs, lunning E Iull tilt against the chief stewart, who ! w as standing at the bottom. ' “Get me a handful of nuts—quick!” I cried. When he brought them I hurried back on deck. i av: ay a little tow ard the stern I went close up, stood right in front of him, and then began dbelibei‘ately to crack the nuts. He regarded me with a pitying sort of ; look but I paid little attention to him. . Pgesently I saw a corner of the cape drawn aside and behind a pair of small, : gleaming eyes fixed greedily upon me. It was enough. My suspicions were confirmed. I flung the rest of the nuts in the sea, and walking straight up to De Czfitro, said. “I must ask you to accompany me to the captain’s 'cabin. ” “Vot you mean?” he asked, drawing back. I was determined to stand no non- sense, and straightway took him by the shoulders. The moment I laid my hands upon him I heard a vicious snarl under his cape; it was pulled suddenly aside and out flew a monkey. ' The little brute went at me tooth and nail. I saw the gleam of a knife, too, in the Brazilian’s hand, but I let him have my fist straight between the eyes before he could use it, and he measured his length upon the deck. The quartermaster came running up and the ras’cal was dragged off to the captain’s cabin. When searched there Mrs. Melhurst’s diam0n_,ds Mr. Car’ter s cigarette ease and rings and a miscel« laneous collection of other valuables were found upon him. In his stateroom we discovered a perforated box, appar- nal. quite compatible with a man’s inno- l the top of the lower berth. I remained ' side. into the passage. I dashed up the, The Brazilian had moved - _ appeared recently: .ently intended for the use of the men» key, who was evidently quite as accOm— ; plished as his master. —Cassell’s Jour- . 'VOLAPUK HAS A RIVAL. I' Esperanto Is the Name or This New Unl- versal Language. ' Esperanto is not the name of a new of a comic song, but it. is the name of an artificial language, which is fast gaining adherents in France, and that ‘is already able to boast of many fol- owers in Europe, the United .States, and even'in some parts of Africa. language is a Frenchman, bearing the aristocratic name of D’Eyssautier. He says that Esperanto is by no means a new. language, nor even a recent dis- , covery. This international language has been in existence nearly ten years, and there are at least- 10,000 adherents in different parts of the 11 orld. - The author or originator of Esperan- to is a Russian gentleman, Dr. Zamen- 1101‘, of Warsaw. He says that one may learn its grammar in an hour, and all its vocabulary of words in a few days. The 'official organ of .t-he language, the Esperantisto, is utterly opposed to the Volapuk organ, for it has literary tendencies. The fact is, Esperanto hopes to de- throne Volapuk altogether. Verses may be written in it, and translatiOns of the Iliad and Hamlet have been pub- lished. Like all _ artificial universal lan- guages, the roots of Esperanto are de- rived from the best known of modern tongues—English, French and German —these offering the least difficulty to students. CLEVER S'HAMMING. ParleJIou'sekeepers Will;Now Look Askance at Sanitary Experts. » One of the “knights of industry” who abound in-Paris accomplished a. 'very sharp theft recently, says a Paris let- ter. He walked around ,to _a newly- constructed house on the Boulevard Henri Quatrc, which had lately re-‘ ceived some tenants, and pompously represented himself as the special ar- chitect of the board of health, sent to inspect the sanitary arrangements of the new dwellings. The concierge, deeply impressed by the grand appear- ance of the man, and believing in his official character, admitted him to the rooms of one of the tenants, who hap- pened to be connected with the Lyons rail1vay. The occupant of the flat was out, as the sham architect took care to ascertain beforehand. The sharper sent the innocent con- cierge downstairs for a. measuring rod, and immediately set to work to force open a safe, whence he took a pa eket of Jailway shares and Ci+ .,'y of Paris bonds, amounting in value to over .43 3.00. The safe was firmly closed be- fore the return of the concierge, who, suspecting nothing, accompanied the sharpei around the apartment. Af er the sham architect had finished his tour of inspection, he politely dep'arted. When the official of theLyons com- pany came home at noon he discovered his loss, and entered into immediate communication with the police, who are now looking for the sham archi- tect. PRETTY WOMEN “BUYERS.” Employed by Shrewd \Merchants with Never-Failing Grand Results. “What won’t merchants nowadays do in order to gain a business advantage?” asked the drummer from Ohio, who then, says the Buffalo Express, partial- ly answered his own question by say- ing: “I went into a big department store in Philadelphia last week. I found that the buyer for my line of goods was a woman, a mighty handsome woman. I made an appointment with her for the next morning. When I arrived with my samples, I found half a dozen salesmen ahead of me, and had to wait my turn. The buyer was busy just then with a fellow who sold cheap jewelry. He was a susceptible youth, and the girl was stringing him for all he'was worth. You'd have sworn that she was in love vith him. She called him by his first name, leaned her head confidingly against his as they looked over the samples and insisted upon pinning the goods into his scarf and shirt front to see how they would look. As a result, she bought all she wanted for a song. That young fellow‘s employers are probably wondering yct 110w he came to sell so cheap.” LIVED, HlS LIFE ALONE. Spent Years at a Hotel Without Speaking .1 to Anyone. A year or two ago a well-to-do gentle4 man died in a New York hotel. He. had thing about him beyond the fact that he paid his bills promptly and regular- ly. He chose to make no acquaintances, says the New York Advertiser, and was satisfied to appear to the hotel manager as “No. 01, K,” or by whatever number his room designated. The hotel man- agement had changed several times, but he lived on there, a calm, u11rufiled ex— istence. As a guest such .1 man is a jeu e1, a.,nd as may reasonably be sup- posed, he\vas not likely to be harrassed byp‘unneccss ary attentions. 'died :and it was found that he was a gentleman pf‘indepen dent fortune—the newspapers, of course, making the dis- covery—some people marveled for a day‘ or two, and then forgot him. I recall the incident now only to illustrate that in a great city like thiswhat appears be the most exclusive. Sized Up His Customers, tevideo, the following advertisement “A very rich young ’woman would like to marry a young man- of good family. ‘ If necessary, she will pay the debts of her future husband. Send answer with photo- graph to I. I’., at the office of the jour- nal. ” The inserter of this announce- Meierstein, a merchant tailor, who had just set up an establishment in Mon- tevideo. By this plan he precured pho-_. tographs of many undesirable custo- liquor or of a new appetizer, nor that ' Among those most proficient in the ' States too. lived in the hostelry for years, and yet_ not a soul knew him personal] y or any-. “’hen he ' to be the mos t public life may in reality In one of the leading journalsof'Mon- , ment was 110' other than one Isaac. A MAN'S woMAN ‘ i 3118 18 not sweet. the woman that I love, i Nor is she fair Nor wise in any love that looks can tell, And yet she knows the secret of a spell From feet to hair. , Ah, no, not wise, the Woman that I love. She is not fair, the Woman that I love, ~ Nor is she wise Nor sweet, and yet she speaks from feet to air, 2 With turn of waist or throat, and I am Share. Held‘ in her eyes. A‘h, no, not fair, the woman that I love. . She is not wise, the woman that I love, Nor. is she sweet V N or fair. The spell she weaves, is it of sensé? ’Tis undefined and subtle, yet intense Flame. without heat. Ah, no, not sweet, the woman that I love. Nor fair, nor sweet, nor wise is she I love. Beyond 2. 1121119."?- Incarnated mystery of negatives - Unsolved, unsolvablef a spell that lives! Elusive flame, That which she is, the woman th 17 I love. —-Old 11113111111 Poem. WHERE “HABANAS” COME vROM. Most of Them In England Never Saw Cuba ' at Any Time. - ‘Where did this box of cigarp come from?” asked the. writer -- the other day. standin'g'in the shop of a large London ‘ tobacconist. “That, ” said the tobacconist, “came from the United States ” “And" this—where did this come from?” 1 “Also from the United States. ” “Also this iother?” “Oh, that ' came from the United. I’ll tell you: all about it. 1 Suppose I had 2, 424 boxes of cigars in, - this shop,,an_d that they were taken pro-, portionatelygfrom the imports from all‘ countries that send us cigars; then ,1, 315, of these, or considerably morer than half, ; would have come from the United States.” 2 “Then you mean to say that 13 out of every 24 cigars smoked in London are American?” I gasped. “That’s just it,” he said. “You see, the Americans send to Cuba for tobacco leaves, which they use for covering;_the cigars they make of VirginiapOhio'and Maryland tobacco. i “0f the remaining 1,085 boxes,” he continued, “the largest number come from the Philippine islands, from which we get our Manillas—that in, 244 boxes? Almost an equal number, 228, come from our near neighbor, France; 171 from Belgium, 102 from Holland and 61' from Germany. Then a. very large num- ber, 195, were sent [from the British East Indies. Now, you see, only 92 boxes remain, and we have not come to Cuba, the country of true ‘habanas,’ yet. Of these 92 'Hongkong has sent- half, 47.; 11 have come from the chan- nel islands, 8 from the Canaryiislands and 12 from Spain. Four are from Aus- tralia, 4 from the British Westi-Indies and nearly 4 from all other‘fBritishpos- sessions. Now there are‘..only,§.18 more boxes, and they come from: all ‘quarters of the globe, including THavana. You will see that of all foreign cigars more 2 than ’half came from the United States; and of 'the remainder more than half 7 come from France and other European countries. No, sir, the ‘habanas’ ”which come from Havana are a small lot. ”— London Answers. _ A FAMOUS EPITAPH. It Marks In Poughkeepsle the Grave of I Sell Exiled Englishman. There are some interesting epitaphs in the old graveyards in Poughkeepsie, but probably none of them has been 90 wide- ly known and admired as that on the stone which. marks the burial place of John Taylor in front of Christ church, on Academy street. This epitaph has been widely published on both sides of the ocean, it is said, and is believed to have been written by the English poet William Roscoe and sent over for his friend Taylor’s gravestone. Yet the stone lies neglected, and the last three lines of the epitaph, have been broken off, probably during the work preceding the building of the new church. The epitaph was published in Benson .1. Lossing’ 3 book on “ Vassar College and Its Founder, ” and was greatly admired and frequently quoted by Matthew Vas- sar, Jr. , as many of his friends remem- ber. The inscription and epitaph on the, stone are as follows: In this spot was inferred J ohnTaylor Attorney at Law the eldest son of Doctor John Taylor of Bolton le Moors. England, who died of the yellow fever Sept. 11th. 1805. . Ag ed 86 years. 1far from his kindred friends and native skies Here mouldering in the dust poor Taylor lies. Firm was his mind and fraught with various lore And his mild heart was never cold before. 110 lov’d his country. lov'd that spot of earth Which gave a Hampden, Milton, Bradshaw birth. But when that country, dead to all but gain, Bowed her base neck and hugged the oppress or’ 3 chain Loathing the abject scene he drooped and sigh ed, Crossed the wild waves and hero untimely died. Stranger what' er thy country creed or hue Go and like him the moral path pursue; Go, and for Freedom every peril brave . 'And 110ny scorn to be or hold a slave. The last line is one that has been par-' ticularly admired and frequently quoted, and it is gone from the stone, which is broken off just after the' fourth 'line from the end. That this stone should have been so mutilated seems little short of vandalism. John Taylor is said to have come to this country about the same time that the Vassar family came, shortly after the close of the American Revolution, and at a time when the English government was repressing all outspoken friends of reform in fear of a repetition in England at the French revo- lution. He was the uncle of Mr. Hudson Taylor, and the greatuncle of Mr. Bob: ert E. Taylor. His father, Dr. John Tay- lor, was a very prominent man in Eng- 7 land, with many influential friends, one of when: was the poet Roscoe, .who wrote the epitaph, which reminds one ~ . 1 very much 0"! some cf Goldsmith’ a best linea.—Pougl1keepsm Eagle. ' ‘ -' ——-—‘>——o“4-.~o”¢—-"——.— (ln—ly Eight-Page One ‘ Gem; Paper in! Connecticut; soLD IN Norwalk South Norwalk EaSt Nor: walk, Westport, Saugatuck, New Canaan, Darien.‘ Rowayton,_ and Noroton. I No other Paper in N orwalk compares with it for . 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