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THURSDAY, OCTOBER 19, i893.
The Daily Gazette, established in 1890
The Weekly Gazette in 1800.
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subscribers scattere throu houtthe world.
it goes to the homes of t e most thrifty
and intelligent people. those who, have
.money to spend and tastes to gratify, and
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peer.
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voted readers of the Dally Gasct’lc- En-
terprising, attractive and. honest. its readers
believe in 1t and peruse it thoroughly; an
its Editorials and Advertisements get closer
attention than do the columns of less re-
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Avelain Overcome By the
French Greetings.
Al One Time His Emotion So Great
That a Glass of \Vine \Vas Handed
Him—Unkindly Stated That the '
Russians are Getting “Tear .
Copyright, 1893, by the United Press.)
PARIS, Oct. 19.—-Tha Russian fetes are a
plentiful source of amusement: for foreign-
ers. It has been humorously suggested
by Anglo-Saxon onlookers that Admiral
Avelan was selected to sit France on ac~
countof his emotional endowments and
his singular facility of bringing tears to
his eyes.
According to French newspapers, Ad-
miral Avelau, on one day‘ in Toulon was
eight times profoundly touched and five
times visibly moved, besides having sev-
eral fits of uncontrollable sobbing. One
emotional correspondent describes himself
as moved almost to tears four times in the
course of the morning, while he frequently
noticed that among the people around him
every eye was humid.
The manual of. Franco-Russian con-
versation hawked about the streets of
Toulon and Paris leaves no contingency
icglected as regards expressions of patriot-
ism or passion. It contains ten formulas.
of invitations to alcoholic drinks of vari-
ous kinds.
The Soleil, describing Admiral Avelan’s
reception at the town hall in Toulon,
says: “The admiral showed such emotion
that the mayor invited him into a private
cabinet and handed him a glass of cham-
pugne. The admiral, still trembling
with emotion, spilled a few drops of the
wine, whereupon Madame Adam, who
happened to be present, cited the
French proverb that to spill wine
when about to drink . was a. sign
Of good luck and a plentiful harvest,
and she therefore hailed the accident with
joy. Admiral Avelan pressed Madame
Adam’s hand, unable to speak, while two
great tears trickled down his face and
dropped upon his uniform.”
The papers are full of such stuff, and in
the general excitement little notice is taken
of the deaths of Marshal MacMa‘hon and
M. Gunod, which, occurring at any other
time, would have plunged the whole nation
into grief as effusive as in the present
inaudulin joy. \
The call for national subscriptions to
defray the expenses of the Russian fetes
has not been responded to with any special
enthusiasm. It is stated that only about
200,000 francs, in the aggregate, has been
subscribed, although the hat has been
shaken and passed around unceasingly.
One paper went so far as gravely to pro—
pose that the quarterly rents that fell due
on the day of the arrival of the Russians
at Toulon, be remitted throughout France
as a token of the country’s joy and grati-
tude. This was not without a. suggestion
that mpst of the money thus freed be ex—
pended in feeting “our dear allies.”
It is unkindly stated that the Russian
officers themselVes are not particularly en—
thusiastic over the celebration, and are
tired of feasting and eternally hearing the
Marseillaise and the Russian hymn. They
would like Paris well enough to amuse
themselves in their own way, but it is
different when they are there on show
duty.
The city is still en fete, and the crowds
that filled the streets yesterday have been
augmented to-day by a steady influx of
visitors from all parts of the country.
The streets are crowded with people in
holiday costumes, and everywhere the
greatest gayety prevails. _
Admiral Avelan and his staff occupied
the forenoon in making official visits.
Their meeting with Gen. Loizillon, minis-
ter of war, was especially cordial.
Everywhere the Russians went they
were the recipients of hearty cheers from
the well dressed crowds on the streets.
Negotiations are on foot, through Ad-
miral Avalon, with the 'view of having the
Grand Duke Alexis go to Toulon to re-
ceive President Carnot officially on the
occasion of the president’s visit to the Rus-
sian fleet on Oct. 27.
Princeton Football Schedule.
PRINCETON. N. J., Oct. 19.—The follow-
ing games have been arranged by the
freshmen football manager:
Oct. 21—South Orange field club. ,
Oct. 30—Intcrclass series with Princeton
juniors. -
Nov. 2—Interclass series with Princeton
sophomores.
Nov. 18—Hill school.
Nov. 25—LaWrenceville school.
Nov. 29—Columbia ”liege freshmen.
A game with Remington is also arranged
for about the: middle of November.
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‘ GRAVE AND GAY.
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Death! Death! and still louder. Death! I heard
' a. voice call: Death:
How could I know but the voice and call were
a threat for me? ‘
,How could I think to give up my strong and
happy breath—
IIow could I bear like the black and plteous
dead to be?
Death! still the voice cried: Death!
Death. 0 cold pursuing Death! for a little pass
me by,
Leave me a. little more, good Death. to the
glad and early day;
There are those waiting, weary; to the weary
ones draw nigh!
I give. 0 I give rare ransom to pass the other
way!
Death! be merciful, Death!
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Death, 0 my friend and my brother! gentle and
wise one, thou!
I am waiting weary to meet thee, here in the
thick 0’ the strife. ,
Friend and dearer than brother!
for thee now.
.I have known enough of the sadness called by
the living ones Life.
Yea, come as a friend now. Death!
I am longing
Ah, thou art passing: cruel! still must I toll
and wait?
Oh, but spare to the mother the child that
clings to her- breastl . ,
Brother, my day is waning: my year it is wax-
ing late:
Cruel! O spare! Ah, greetings and gratitude!
-—Now. to my rest;
Death. thou art good now, Death!
I am glad, my Death!
-—S_‘pringfield (Mass) Republican.
Now or “Gun?
Oil the wall of an ancient minster,
In a. rare old English town,
From one of its outer towers
A dial looketh down.
Whereon appears a legend.
And thousands of passing men
Have read in the centuries olden
Its warning—“Now or When?"
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Still dwellers within the city,
And strangers from lands afar,
As they con the striking motto,
Fore‘cr exhorted are-—
Do it mom or noon or even—-
By those words none fail to ken
The present is yours; that only
Is certain—“Now or When?"
That others who ne'er in person
May the dial quaint behold
Shall yet its message ponder:
Its story here is told. .
Host thou ought thou wouldst accomplish
By deed or voice or pen?
This moment is thine; no other
Art thou promised—“Now or When2"
—Rev. Philip B. Strong, in Golden Days.
An Undiscouraged Farmer.
I met a jolly farmer in a lovely western vale,
A man of fertile fancy that was never known
to fail,
Who, when I told of hailstones seven ounces
full in weight,
Said he had seen twelve-ounce ones back in
eighteen sixtyvcight.
And when I spoke of fish I’d caught, in certain
foreign rills,
That measured twenty-seven feet from narra-
tive to gills,
He said, with brow unrufiied and a. manner
frank and free,
That he had caught them twice as long in
eighteen sixty-three.
And then I spoke of having met a. fellow in Ber
lin
Whose mouth was large enough to get three
large potatoes in;
.Whereupon he wished Jim Hankinson-his
cousin—was alive;
He‘d seen him hold six apples in his mouth in
sixty-five
It seemed to make no odds to him how I’d ex-
aggerate:
He’d always go one better; soIthought that
I’d narrate
How with an ass’s jawbone did the mighty
Samson slay -
Ten thousand of his foemen—just to see what
he would say.
He listened most intently, with an ever-broad-
ening smile,
\As though he were a person that had never
heard of guile;
And, when I’d done, he told me that he knew
my tale was true,
For Samson’s self had told it him in eighteen
sixty-two.
' -—Ha.rper’s Bazar. ‘
Love and Hard Times.
I said: “The times are hard. and bread is dear
when work is not,
And sad, indeed, is poverty. and lonely is its
lot;
And faint the gleam of silver is, and far the
gloom of gold;
The chilly winds are blowing. but the hearth at
home is cold.”
Then one climbed up and twlncd her arms—her
little arms, so white!
Around my neck. and softly said:
to-night!”
And as she cuddled close to me—the Winsome
little witch !—
The times were hard no longer, for her love had
made me rich!
—Frank L. Stanton, in Atlanta Constitution.
“1 love papa.
The Dinner Horn.
When I hear the dinner horn. :\
Ain‘t I glad that I wuz born? :
Oh. thet holler footie-too, 1‘ in;
flow it thrills a. feller through! {3351,
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Talk about yer simphunnies, “”13
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Now, I tell y’ what it is,
Angels’ harps don’t stand a. Show
When that horn begins to blow.
Don't I quit the pesky plow
Kind 0’ mighty suddin, now,
' When I hear the welcome sound
Echoin’ from the woods around!
Gosh! them burstin' ’taters sweet,
J es’ like warmed-up snow to eat!
And them fritters thick and brown—
Feller hates to let ’em down! .
Get up. Sorrel! seems ez though
Hosses’ walk is mighty slow.
Hi, thar, boys! quit droppln' corn—
Don’t ye hear the dinner horn?
--Jamcs Buckham, in Detroit Free Press.
A Philosopher and His Family.
His mind was in a perpetual spasm
About the cause of protoplasm,
And w’en ’twas caused he longed to know
Jest what it was that made it grow.
He longed to know just what it was,
The cause behind the primal cause.
Just what was Chaos made of. and
Upon what ground did Chaos stand?
He wished to know what 1!. could be
When in the shape of nebulae.
And what was nature’s underpinning
‘Fore it began in the beginning?
He longed to know how it began,
The much-debated Fall of Man,
What language Eden’s 01d snake talked?
And if upon its tell it worked?
And if we’d landed high an' dry
Had Eve’s old apple hung too highl
Ho tried to find some one to tell
Of the “lost tribes of Israel."
And ’twas the problem of his life
To find out who was old Cain’s wife.
And just how much the world would gain
Had Abel lived, instead of Cain.
But his coarse neighbors wished to know
How his poor old wife could sew
Enough to buy him clothes and food
And feed seven children—hungry brood.
' They were dull-minded creatures, so
This simple thing they longed to know.
—Sam Walter Foss. in Boston Globe.
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COLT—M’CLURE SINKIN o.
Believed That He Cannot
a Short Time Longer.
PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 19.——The tondition
of A. K. McClure steadily grows worse and
it is not believed that he can much longer
withstand the strain upon his system.
The patient is delirious and it is now
said that in addition to his other ailments
acute Bright’s disease of the kidneys has
devclcnm‘ '
Cherokee Ill-anus.
INDEPENDENCE, Kan, Oct. 19.-——Thu
United States grand jury will reconvene
at Perry, 0. T., on the first Tuesday in
December and at Enid on Oct. 20 for the
purpose of investigating the charges made
against the booth officers and land officers
during the opening of the strip.
Wanted It Absolutely Safe.
When the panic was at its height an
excited porter in a. South side hotel
asked for half an hour’s leave of ab-
sence one day in order that he might
take his money out of a. bank and put
it in a. safer place. It was granted, and
at the end of the ‘ stipulated time he
returned. looking immensely relieved.
“Well, Jacobs,” said his employer.
‘ “did you draw your money out?” .
“I did, sir,” replied Jacobs.
“What bank was it in?” ,
“It was in asafcty deposit vault.”
“The mischief it was!
have you deposited it now?” .
“I gave it th’ old woman, ain’t-Chis. ‘
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DESPERATE TIGER. FIGHT.
The Celebrated Pi‘ffi‘é’é‘.Killed By His
Mate Princesfagsg.
PROVIDENCE, R. 1., Oct. 19. =Aferocious
battle took place between the "five royal
Bengal tigers in the Roger Williams’ park
menagerie yesterday, in which Prince,“ a.
m.
noted animal, was killed by Princess, his-
‘ f, gluce seemedto have had the best-of the
batktle‘at first, but, after a hard struggle,
Princess broke away from him and, mow
in}: a few feet'fto the rear, eaped upon her
adversaryli‘witlf'great force, knocking him
upon his side. .,
For half arbour-“the battle raged and
blood spurted'inh‘llidirections. The cage
and imm-diato: wig?! ity looked like a.
slaughter house. I“ Xi libr- tiger gave way,
and finally Princess :sfieltnher teet in her
mate’s neck and held.liu.u until he was
dead. ' 2:1"? evict. 7- ,
She was enraged, and then} animal:
fashion, she toregthe meat from, his body?
ahd drank his blood. 7-129”. «.2. .
Almost lifeless she lay inr'fthe'riv pool of
blood for several minutes, and“thexi’-1"aising
herself, let forth a terrible howlnositif
cheering at victory. '
tered the building. Princess satinigheiu
cage with one paw upon Prince’s hedd.‘
which was nearly severed from his be yj ‘
She was still angry, but finally becamci
quiet. She was covered with blood and:
the remnants of her dead mate, but then
she stood victor of the greatest battleever'
fought in this or any other menagerie. '
The tigers were the finest specimens in
captivity. Prince was Well known through-
out the United States and Europe as the
most ferocious animal ever captured by
animal hunters in India. It was three
years ago that Prince was captured, after
mangling three hunters in the foot—hills
of the Himalaya mountains. It was the
finest specimen ever caught. It was
marked perfectly and weighed. something
like 1,200 pounds.
Prince was valued at several thousand
dollars, and Princess is worth equally as
much.
\VORLD’S FAIR. SOUVENIR COINS.
Little Demand Now for Colombian
'HalfLDollai-s and Isabella Quarters.
CHICAGO, Oct. 19.-—About 500,000 Col—
umbian half-dollars are stored in the
vaults of the sub-treasury here awaiting
orders for their disposition from‘Washing-
ton, as the public does not seem particu-
larly anxious to acquire possession of
them. 1
Up to a recent date they were mar-
keted at a dollar each by the fair authori-
ties, but just prior to Chicago day they
could be had for that sum with a hand-
some badge attachment thrown in.
There have been rumors of the ‘with-
drawal of the coins now stored by the
government, but nothing definite is
known.
Those who have already bought souve-
nir coins seem to hold to their treasures
closely. Hardly any of the coins came
back to the subtreasury, in the ordinary
course of business. It is possible, how-
ever, that some may have found their way
into the banks and been there exchanged
for the ordinary legal half-dollar.
Beside the Colombian hall-dollars there
are a good many Isabella quarters yet 1y-
ing untouched in Uncle Sam’s depository.
They are not bulky, however, and it is
probable that whatever may be done with
the souvenir coins the Isabella quarters
will be allowed to remain in the office.
Bicycle Thief Arrested.
ELIZABETH, N. J., Oct. Ill—Frank Fol.-
som, a professional bicycle thief, Who
renteda Columbia. wheel of Frank Eve-
land of Jersey City, on Monday, and did
not retui n it, was arrested here while trying
to swindle F. 0. Gilbert & Co. The Pope
manufacturing company offered a reward
for Folsom’s arrest.
Foy to Be Killed Next blonday.
SARATOGA, N. Y., Oct. 19.—Warden
Thayer, of the Dannemora prison, has
notified the sheriff and district attorney of
this county that the electrocution of Mar-
tin Foy, jr., will take place in that prison
next Monday, at 11 a. m. Fey’s father
and brother will go to Dannemora Satur-
day. '
“forking an Old Swindle.
RED BANK, N. ’J., Oct. lin—A man
claiming to be William Landis, of Akron,
Ohio, during the past few days has victim-
ized a number of business men in this vi-
cinity by purchasing goods and paying for
them With worthless checks, and receiving
the change.
London Socialists.
LONDON, Oct. 19.—The socialists of Lon-
don are arranging to hold ademonstration
in Trafalgar square on Sunday next in
favor of universal suffrage and the pay-
ment of members of parliament.
Senator Gibson Better.
WASHINGTON, Oct. l9.——Senator Charles
H. Gibson, of Maryland, who was taken ill
on the senate floor the other day, is re«
ported as slightly improved.
An Editor Dies of Cholera.
BUDAPEST, Oct. 19. —Herr Deutsch, par-
dead. He was a victim of Asiatic cholera.
\Vants These Offices Abolished.
WASHINGTON, Oct. 19.-—7Mr. Curtis, of
Kansas, has introduced in the house a bill
directing the secretary of the treasury to
discontinue the office of collector of cus-
toms at among others the following places:
Annapolis, Md; Barnstable, Mass; Bur-
lington, N. J.; Castine, Me.; Bristol and
Warren, R. 1.; Edgartown, Mass; French—
man’s Buy, Me.; Great Egg Harbor, N. J .;
Kennebunk, Me,; Little Egg Harbor, N. J.,
Muchias, Me.; Saco, Me.;-Sag Harbor, N.
Y.; Wiscassett, Me.; and York, Me.
[Charles A. Dana, George W. Childs and
”F” ‘iTli‘at’s the trouble.
When the noise ceased the keeper? enl!‘ ‘
liamentary editor of the Presther-Lloyd, is ‘
“Their Prescribe Stili'll'elt. _
Landlord (of seaside hotel)-—How
did you sleep last night, sir? , '
Guest—Not very well. The fact is.—
1 “You didn’t? Let me tell you, sir,
some of the biggest men in the coun-
try have oécupied that bed. Chauncey
Depew, Senator Evarts, Secretary Car-
~,_lisle, Gen. Alger, Whitelaw Reid,
Bill Nye have all slept in it.”
There’s been
too many big bugs in it.”—Chica.go
Tribzi-néaor};
3 highteons Indlgnatlon.
Dunn—Sognjl-lpton, when are you
going to paying, that ten dollars you
owe me? 4 £1? .: . '
Harry Upton (iiidignant, but digni-
fied)-’—Dunn, thig-‘l'i's‘ twice in three
, years youhave impatience me for that
-money. I was once-axiom? friend, but
this day severs all enragejntions, sir!
And I wish you to undo, stand, sir,
that, as long as I 1ive,‘I"sho jl’pever bor-
row another dollar from 37611? "That in
7 my ultimatum, sir! Good ’d‘ftylLPuck.
Companions in Guilt:M “i5“
A-‘single word. sometimes station a
man’s inmost thought. ‘il 1.9-.
"‘Who are those girls playinggfioure
‘ handed pieces on the piano?” asked
one man of another at an evening
, . rule .
sporty. .;
.6 ,-,.,',‘Qn_e‘ of them is the daughter of" the,
Nether ,(sitting down just as th
' train’tstarts) — 0, would you mind
chan‘gi-ng‘iseats with me, sir?‘ My baby
wantb'to 160k out of the window.
Mr. Hianrohifiartford (with sarcastic
pol.itene,s,s)—j;—With- pleasure, madam. I
have been ,saving this seat for him for
half an 11,013, Life’s Calendar. "A
~_- . Why He Came Early. ‘ i
If} A Sure Sign. .
She (justhafter accepting him)—I
don’t see whifyou'were so sure Iwould
have you. 5:”‘4" '
He (happilyjeeft- was because I heard
you tell one ofiysou'r friends that my
last necktie wasnnbecoming to me.—
Truth. .- ,
., ,. . __
The Real Natugqpf the Trouble.
“Love is merely ,2}. -:; misconception as
to the extent of thepgpulation.”
“How’s that?” ’-
“A man in love recognizes the exist-
ence of only one -.vvoman.”—Chicago
Record.
George Should ‘Do' lC‘are‘ful.
lilo—George seems: ‘tO"“ enjoy Miss
N ewgirl’s society very much.
Shea-I wonder if therpds anything
serious between them? f”- : ‘ '
He—Well, She has very engaging
ways, you know—Musics'and Drama.
A Vain Search.“ ,
Von Blumer—I hear that burglars
broke into your house last night. Did
they find anything?
“’itherby—No.
house—Judge.
My wifedscleaning
One of Her Plightea'tq‘vafi.
Maud—How dreadfully awkward.
Elaine—What’s awkward?
Maud—~I’m engaged to that-man we
just passed, and I can’t think of his
name—Chicago Record. ‘
“DADDY BOUGHT ME A BoW‘éfibW.»
Mail. ‘
A Shock. ' -» '- '
“What’s the matter with Spfiggs?‘ I
hear he’s dangerously ill.” ‘ ' '
“He is. Started out to hunt aflat
the other day and the first one he
found was thoroughly satisfactory in
every way. He hasn’t recovered yet.”
—Chica.go Record. ' ’ '
As to Jingleberry.
“J ingleberry is a. bright fellow. Ho
can talk very brilliantly for an hour,”
said Harkaway. " ‘
“Perhaps I met him at the beginning
of his second hour,” ‘said Dawson.—
Puck.
Sacrificcd the Treea
Visitor—You are having that beauti-
ful old tree cut down, I see. Why?
Mr. Suburb—It interferes with my
neighbors’ view Of the house, and they
keep running in to find out What is go-
ing OIL—N. Y. Weekly.
Might Need 1t.
Barber—I suppose you wish I
wouldn’t give you so much of my chin,
don’t you?
Customer—N ever mind. I may need
some of it to patch upwith before you
get through—Truth. ‘ '
Soon Ported. -
“My hair,” murmured Van Arndt,
sadly, as he strove carefully to con-
cool the bald spoton his head, “re-
minds me of a feel and his money.”—
Puck. ' '
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