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South Norwalk sentinel, Saturday, March 27, 1886 · page 6

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" Till; SENTI‘SEL.

SOUTH NORWALK. IAllt'll 2’7.

MAKING .\ NEW .lllll.

A I‘ONBERFI'I. ill'lfiltlTlOV IV
A NEW \‘llltk Husl'l‘l‘AI.
rotting Strip: "I lied: I-‘rom
Nun‘- filde niul “ark and Suc-
Mllg Grating Them on a
ni‘l‘“.\t‘(l l.ill|h.

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A ttvi‘llt lisiii ol lllt' \iw Yolk
Trims! says .\ s~if:is':ll operation
thus-(lint: interrst is i- Mi: purinrm: d .i!
the. Hahiicua'ia hospital It i. .i-iw .-{
“IUN‘ cases that l a itiwt be liml :i! :i
dllzli sitting but which must bi- i":tl‘llml
tli'i- .gh vnri 'll‘ Jag-s in :i progri'ssin»

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UL s leczun about Rim works .2» and i
Loin the ir..s.i.: 2‘. iv .2 its t .:~.- ;. l
litz‘ic ll Illllt that 1h. .- .: ‘l w ~i ii j
It ‘ L ‘! illli‘iI I
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l» ..i..,:i, thirty-our yous old, Mr rv _
0‘, \ ii lils liiiarv .i. :quitly lIl' \\ |\ 5
-~ ti. 3: ' :\ fond of s’ltul "_- .i pipe “in .
.-_ -.: a“ 'lll lll‘.‘ 1 ':!li« aw Ii‘ w is
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tlit‘ p._u' which he s“ I held in his mouth
“-2- lth"IlITll1‘li. and the but ashes It II
[I t'* 'll . Ii nwl 'IIIAI" lils ‘Iill! \lt‘«‘\l‘ and
st: .i u nri- ll: _... »:I I'ul i’Illlli' :i .I
ll I st‘ K‘rlv ‘ .i-. ll lln- .f t \i~
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.‘ \\ t\ i “ -‘ l Ill:t|‘ I‘l“
r- .. .3 his t‘ws n i 2. live» l' =ll-
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‘,-,. ‘I ll lli' II iIi‘e ll,'ill‘.l Ii .|.«_i .I.
\- ti\«"~i“l . i:-- Iv “is .1 Hum.
h‘x""ftii wl". lil"ll\ lll‘l t"ll;il p -\\i:'
cu ".l !'l l - : us- his t;i'i«l
\ H'i 1s Ir w is i-iuiil‘isl IIIt’ isiii‘i-s
“1 - i'u-ti ln s! imp out the I-' -o-I ion
to ..t ion. Vili l ‘.i \‘t'l'l‘ l‘il‘flivlJiI‘» siii
i c~~.‘=i" an I the p”: zit l~-_- vi to lu' ill-'1

sin :igt‘i. \Vll’dl llt‘ g-ll s'i wit-ugh
am‘. his body “‘l‘ «in :. 2.in l‘rw- li‘ -n~.
tli= incidental disuiw: it was Ilt'lt“llllllt'\l
bx .hc attending: suru- on in llldht' a_ HP“
tipiu‘i .uin III-innit" Ecsli H! llit‘ pallviil's
body. and to ho il up Illi' wo-iiile-y «our

in; I; ou-r with Iii-.itiby tissuv. .\i in ‘i
Mix :.‘: piiws nf flv l- uric t.ik~-ii from \.I‘

lot s parts .aflils bud; and p‘..ii-i- I in'dIiIi r

cut sgotsl'iiori thi- raw shoulder as a
Illnf‘v'? 'i'if P‘iwrimi‘nt. l-i ili‘lcriiiliic
“ht llo‘l’ ’ Illt‘ “cull i ulilil llr ‘Ill’\‘|‘\\lllll‘~
graffiti. 'l‘hc \‘\‘M'flllll‘l1l was our s~fiil

'I'lii‘ little pier-s of lli'~lt and skin ll‘2llt d

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nntl ma le little oases on tho- lllsl'ds‘ il
lbwilii’Y. 'I‘lirsc Hi It"! opc'itlnns wi-rr
peri : :cd several days ii-ut and with
our . ., use of any odor il in a loud
unwil. lit. “\wutln‘i; Ila-I 2’«'lll‘ I'll
no “i‘ll that ..I-i ?--*\ days 35:."

it was dctvr’tilnnl to !- "'lll thi iiiorc liii
P0" iIII par! of 1h: uiu isiliuii. \\ lili'Ii i our
sin? .3 ll: e‘uvi'r ii; up i I?|r_'t‘ I‘ nth-ii of

II: m 'll our time with lil“ll 'I‘Iir pzr
ll» .\.is first put llllil' r tlu- influence, ,--t,
it a ..:1 ! ~llii‘lli; Then :ill the i‘li'itllb lfll

that upon the hilln‘!‘ out was ~«I‘Jlol‘il
wizh a hlilft‘ lllllll l! blriipiufnscli and
‘.is crilirely raw \Vliili- Ill" arm \\.I‘
beidnwiiv from iii.» lw- Iy two in. Mon.
were made ab i it inn-c in‘ his :iparl run

ning upward ll'tHl tln ~lll ill illis lorali tui
is\" n ln' Ilt‘s. .\l the ‘oii'i-r cud of ll‘nl“t:
incl-st us ti ‘1’ li’il‘lll \\:is made. ai'i-I ”iv"
the strip of flesh was Ali-s‘ led up from
the ribs. the full length of the Illl lsioii.
making a large tlap 'I‘b'is w is left
iiuitrd at the llllflvl’ . nil ’l‘lirn lllt' pa-
stieiit‘s arm was brought l'il' c to his side
find this loose flap \\ :is laid ovi-r «ii llic

raw flesh on (he arm and‘sarrfully
rrssul and fitted into position.
‘hrn this had In~~n doiii- there
Ins Hill a large section of tlic

upprr back arm remaining in overed.
Two incisions were flfi‘llll made similar
in the first two, running up and down
the upper portion of the side of thc back.
The flush was tiny k at this point. and
prrmiitol a fn-o illssci l'uii “'Iillc IIH‘
upturned flesh was yr" pi‘i-Et ding with
the hurt influunce. it »- not over the
blcedinr surfaci- nf t‘: r .. in and lifted
into p'ace. Then tb~~ two flaps “'(‘I‘t‘ sis
curcly fastened into position by long
bonds of stickinv plum-r. while larger
finds were run over the lower portion of
the {rm and around the ablonu-u and
back. and interlaced so that all motion
OI the arm was stopped. After the whole
mud had been covered with an anti»
arctic dressing. the ether tone was taken
at! the patienl‘s face. aul bi- soup ru~ov~
and i-:"-n|ciousncss. lIc sullen-d little
«from tlo shock. and the licinoirhaLre
'x- somiumtii ely slight.

Us side for 1 week. old the wound was
élrer’ullv dream] every day. At first it

as not III~N"III that" thc Iii-sh from tho -

dd: would adhere to the flesh on the
u. but liter two days it took :1 firm
w “I“! grow in if it bt'lullL't‘d there.
. J - hi monk 1......i...i
at in every direction. 1‘thtlays "i. the
ads Kiting the two Ilap- to the b sly
‘crt‘ merit! the low-sc porti *IIV er‘r
drawn around the uniIi-i side of lllt‘ arni.
“let-12w trimmed so 2.. to make it :i p -r<
kt tit. and were IIll‘ll united wi‘h -ll«
‘ hm. In continuing the o-wration it
7 . fill be Berlin!) to alter the shape of the
in some ducted. Uul ‘ a liltlt‘
"Mug has llll"n pluct‘. am this has
hd no injurious cflei t.'l'he arm now pre-
l-Itl o B’Imflnlh't‘ly
' we. The biceps must-h- will b:- sumo
m restricted until it gets used to the
In covering. and then it will more as
finely u ever.
m2, and since the in has subsided
h hint-in hit-Input- preceptibly. and
fi .11- are that he will be able- to
luv. hairpin! in about a neck with
one! an. . ,

“hum ling clothe-on

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Tlil‘ arm Wis krill securely fastened to '

natural appmr- :

The patiuit is physically-

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HOVV TL) BE HAPPY.

A" It‘ll tltiliist disgusted

With life. little iiinii‘
I will tell you a wonderful trick-

That Will bring you contentment,
If anything con;

ho smoothing for somebody. quick;

Do semi-thing for m‘iiobiely. quick!

Am you awtully tins!
\‘i'lth play. llllle girl'
“'unrf, IIIV‘DIII‘flgt‘I and sick!
“I loll you the Io\ wiles:
Game in the w orld. 1
1h- sonic- bin: for ‘llflt‘lll‘j. quick:
Do ‘fiil‘t‘lhIII; for sonic-holy. quick!

Though it rains Ii {" tli ~ ruin
Ut‘ tbs tlood. hub-man. 5

And the clouds aw forbidding and thick.
You can make the sun shine

lllki’dlll‘ soul. little man:
ho ‘llllt'JHn; for sound-«sly. quick;

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Do \‘il‘u ‘fhllls' for win -bo-I_v. tilllI‘L

Tb-uigh the skins are like brass
Ha crhond. little girl.

And I’ll" \\ all; llkt' a w»l‘ Ii sued brick;
.\ll‘I our earthly affairs

In a terrible winrl ’
Do something for ‘ ‘n‘mlusly. quirk;
lh something for saiiialunly. quick" ‘

~.Il-" Bl “i'uiiiiiu‘tf.

 

The Deacon’s Daughter.

Ilor‘i Maxwell was the prctticst girl in
llarrc 41 Village which pmduced crops

of iiriixzv girls, just as naturilly as it did~

bl; rm ks. shad-«I ionls. cool :‘Iriis. and
pn (nits-pc- and highly daugrrous watt-r
fails _

llici v m.- likml I’ivlll ' . ’I‘Iii‘ )‘-‘liii:: mi :1.
Incl ‘tll‘itrlli‘ \\ is Iiarolsoii-i :iiid llll;lll\‘t‘lt'ill
Ill: girls. Inc slic :i::il:ililc. :iiiil
alw iys Ilml tlic prclti .~ path ms of any

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iv.» :n ‘lii- slill‘fl'l' and was nitilzi- iijady
t~ i' '2 I ll. an. .lllll 'li- i;i:i iiin;is_ “n .m
» 'zil --: ll~l \Vllhl il'll‘il iliaiiiis sin-l:
l..~ N :1»'lill'~\‘, s.iI-i ....l|y tallit‘. sinii
.sf s '2 biir 2i Elli I. up ll‘y Ill! I“ ll\ --‘
1 93.5332 l‘tlfll. s'. ii \i. :i‘llx of H] l“l'-
~. \:I lul 'Illl‘ll VI llli'll 'i\ l.
~‘.ilvili iI*i»_.~oii‘\
y-r‘l-‘i ‘ \l . t ills i'ilvs?
i t I.i‘n: Ll ~ \ '. ‘\i‘I|:‘l Ill\l‘
i Al x l .vr l'i.‘l.' .~..i Emil
'n‘ in il‘i M. i '-".i~
\- " .!Qli_Y 'illiil s
--l 1n! v i. 1... p I" . -. i ll
~\l l‘i-I .i In Ila ‘31 \\
-. ‘i :’ Ii .1 \l_‘1iw~ .l‘ il
l i \ ~2..ii:sl..;;. ;i'-I ‘oliKIi
‘IHI-llk ' i to‘iloJol lili"l’ \ili«
Al... ! ‘-~I: \~- in tho infiltral :1 ‘Hlliil'r‘ and
p 1.!) ii It’lll.i!l n lim- ‘litli' wt \ilii. -.

in ‘wi Iw ‘fv'\ lIilIIl ‘ll'. I'i-ri was Ilnii
.‘Ii\oi~ll 1 lat: “lili‘li \ll.’ oil lii"
at ’I ‘ t ‘lm'igli suiiiw ~-1 Ili

vil :.i

s'il:
IAN‘
, :li'l Alilspv'.
.i'd Illll-l "
p .i

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Ilil'ny.

t"l\ z» ts. -1‘.illl"‘ti
first \lli‘ ll\ ii. .I=:n-.:i \\ .rm

soiini g, l' a__i ml in swing. in»!
.iiwiu I‘I'l: is. xiii-mi ll\" «Ii iron and
Ill~ I'i‘inlly l .=ii~ Iiniio two. I I?! i. li. ,\Ils’
\l i\\i< ZI had on Iii r lo~ v d! M. and \\:is

 

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1' l‘iIIlIi: lois ii I-_\ t?.- wl. slow. whil-
. \ .
“H! l ind Iii: lwo slsli rs, Ii:i\ tin: lo I

.i\\ i_\ fly”! Ii Ils ‘ili‘l liil‘ s IIs. \ti‘l‘l‘gi Illlli:
llll.?.l!_ “ll“ll llicli zizot‘ii-i' l\l'l2lllll|ll

‘ Ita ii llil', ll“ llli‘!‘t‘ .iln‘l llpli .N Ir in k
ioziiais‘ :ip iIll‘ \\:i k " 'i'licglils giggli d.
lllll:t:I«'|I‘lt‘lll‘lI.

Ilpb rclicu k was a long. tall. slitiiii

blip; II‘I‘th'Wl. red-haired yoritli. who
had :i llsugrcixilileway til tll'l\lli:‘ o\ci‘
to church from his h‘hcr‘s faint lll‘ll
tlllll‘s illsltiriti. and then tom hiding to
takrdliinri with lithium .\Iil\\\t'll. She
kiii-w Just how it would be. He would
sit lIicrc. in that infill-ixbv the right day
clock. his l‘IlJlI‘r tipped back. his IlllLt:
tiiolitli .ipt‘ll and III‘ tyi‘s faslcxied on her
lllslllplrl admiration. IIi~ would choke
Iiiliisclf at «limo-r. :iiiil freak out in
:i perspl'wlioii. trying to say \IIIIII‘IIIIHL;

 

 

lv'lllli‘r I“ lie r . ir .llc would go with
tIii-ni to tIlIlTl’Il. and lliiiihlc iip ll c
sit-ps. he would tread on lll'l' dress and

ti-.ir it. he would insist on singing out of
iln- .;iiiir bo -k wllh Iici‘. and to :i dolc
f.il I‘lllt' of Ills own liiiiulldiig: he would
st U" at llf‘l' diii in: lllt' sermon. and u lpc
Iiis shining lorclica-I. alternately- till he
lizid 'llI llic young-‘2‘ pdt‘ll-xii of llll‘ l'Illl'
fill-gilluli l‘llL'IlL‘Vll ill dill“: lllt‘ll‘ lut‘sl
not to :iuulc. Ili- Wi-lllil go’ back and
tllnkl‘ lilmsi-If again at ha. and :iftcr
ti-a l‘.|lIli‘l’r\\tlllltl go out to Irwik :it tIic
llll- kills. and iii-illicr and the girls to
sow about 2hr work. and then who could
thI it Ill' wouldn't take it into his stupid
Iii-al to ask her to b- Mrs. II] b .s'ihcnck.
Down went the clotb from Ilorii‘s hand
as this last illt‘:lilliilpossibility 'll‘i‘si‘lllt‘ll
llswlf to III'I‘ min I. and away she ran.
lik ~ a s :iill -d dw'r. across the gardcti
and out of :i llltlc ' liai'K gate into the
I-rool Illl‘llln“, w Ilt‘l‘i‘ lii Iii-r Iiasti- inc
almost riislicd llll‘lLIIll‘ arms of Jami-s
Vllll "ll-hilly. llli‘ l'll‘dl' Ilt‘illll‘ll still of it
good forrliulliill: fallicr. who bade fair to
I“Irll‘\'l‘ ih~~ pmliloii \\ Iiicli Ii‘s father Ii id
Ion. but Iiilnu only half way up flu-bill.
was only partially i‘tlillllt'llitlll‘l‘ll by all
tli n.- prudent and worthy people who will
nearly sliziki' your hand off “licn you are
safely :it the top.

flora was :ib-ut to pass him with a
dignified b i\\_ but illt‘_\tlllll‘_: man. whose
daik rycs‘ weri- dancing ’with iiiiscliicf.

.slitppctl her. by giavciy inquiring: If she
Iiai the dyspi'psltl. and was running for

cvcrcio-f

"No. sir. I am in tl hurry. tartlv
llllswrt‘NI Dora. who tIioiiulit «that It was
none of his business.

'1 Ili'" indc d. don‘t let inc detain you

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then." and turning. be coolly walked on _

beddo her.

Ilora hit her lip. .l nines Van Buskirk
was the smartest. the worthiest. and the
most agreeable young man of her
iicipiaiutarce; but she was a Maxwell.
Slu- would not be iincivll to Mr. Van
lliiskirk. but of coursi- she could not en-
couragi- him: and holding her head at a
much Io.t cr angle "thin usual. shi-
iusrcltcd on ere-ct. and in silence.

“I think I saw Mr. N‘Ifl‘lll'k drive by
it few minutes ago.“ remarked Juno-s.
"did I not“ . -

“It is quite likely. but what of it 3"

“Nothing. only it. struck meats ti Iittlc
extraordinary. that according to my cal«
culation you must have gone out the back
dixir'precisely as he i-ntcrcl the front
one “

This no. t'» 1 much for Dora's gravely.
and the burst into a Iii-.irty laugh.

“You may think it docs not conccrii
inc." iron-c Iv'l tlis yuan (man. with tIic
solar liiipuitnrfiablc gravity. “but 1 full
only in pursuit i f luforii: it on. Am I to
undc‘stantl. Miss Mavwcli. ili-it when I
wish to nt‘t‘ you. my best way will be to
knock at your father‘s door. and then
take the slio'tcst cut for the meadow!“

Dora could scarcely l‘l'i'llll her lenses.
James Van Buskirk visit her? Wish to
see her? In doubt. the ha-r to give him a
saucy. or a mldly-scoruful answer. she
looked up: but. in spite of herself. her
cheek glomd with Muslim. and her "is
felt before the kindling glance that. dict
her own. Jaime- smiled to himself.

, “You have not “scared me,“hcssid.
utter a short pun. -. -

“I—I don‘t know wbot you mun,"shc
WM. “Hy father‘- boast-hope:
inn."

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“I do not doubt that. but that is not th.
question. It is you I care for. \\ ill you
receive me! Do you say that I may
come!“

Dora was silent.

".s‘pcak." he \‘llil. inipetiiously. “l
have no fear or shame in asking you to
be riiv wife. heiress though you are. I
wanfnotliingr that is your fathcr's. noi
would I take it: but I swear to you. that
if vou will only have the (oiinigcto ac
knowledge the love that I know has.
lung lm-n in your heart. I will at no dis

' taut dav place you in a position farabov.

the one in which you now are."

Dora trcuiblcd. for his words awakened
echoes in her heart for which she _( ould
iii-wise lll'i‘tillnl: but pride and prepidiic

‘ is strong - stmngi-r than love. and slu-

‘ L‘lIVl‘

onlv answered :

‘l‘llcrc \vi- an- at Mrs. Fleming‘s. Good
morning. Mr. Van Iliiskirk.“ and lilttcil
away up the walk before he could stop
lil'l'.

Summvr illl'l'L-‘i'll into autumn. autumn-
way to winter. but no :i'calci
changes iii \k placi- aroun I Ilt'l‘ than were
ilc\i-lnplnu‘ ilici'usi-Ivcs iii Ill“ t::cuta
ccoiioiii) lil’our lllllt‘ Dora. From. that
niciiiora‘ilc Sunday. James had Ill‘\\ :‘ ii]-
prom Iii-d Iicr. Shi- Iiad lllt‘l Illlll cozis::ini
Iy in ii Illllllll't' on Ulllt‘l‘ girls. :iiil cs
pc 'l:illy \\ llIi tIic sipilrc‘s dauinti-i‘v
w hour. it was whispered. In» \\‘.is about to
marry ind llt‘ always bowi il gravely lo
lll‘l'. but no morc. IIi-w Iiaiiilsouic In
“ml how dull and lll\l;.:lllllilllll other
\miu: lilt'll s win d Iii-side lilin. \Vliat i:
Lon-d son he was? \\ II?“ a visor; younL.r
maul \\’ltli what iiiaiilliicss bull Ilt' ad-
lIrl'\~l'lI Iu‘t‘l \‘ by illd Ill‘ IH‘\I r Spa-ilk 1:-
INT now.’ Mich wcrc lhi- thoughts tluil
were i oni‘niialy running in llll’ f-Iollsl.
Iltilc gills load. and that l’\l|t‘|“lllll‘\' toi
In uh I Int: :is she was on llt l‘ way to [In-
“tilillll: at l‘aiiiicr \\ i-mwoltli‘s \\ 011le
\Ilt iii l‘I Iilii\ lIll‘lt‘.‘ It \\:Is IIIl' Ii: -t I‘l‘ol
l ‘ of thi- \I‘IIMlII. :liltl Iii-r llt".l'l lli‘iililiiul
.i! I‘m lllt .i. \lu‘ si-ippill :ll lIit‘ iI -i:‘. :ill'l
Inokwl lulu lli=- I.r_w- “kc; ‘lll‘I; :miiii.‘
'\Ii-'i‘t- \\'is .w in: l||| ;i iiiii~3 \l _~Il‘ulls
lzzizolsliak lt‘. .llill liow lli' «Ii-ll!"

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~lo3s lulll n51: 'i- c \Il! .-. s iiinili How

\\-v~.l i you I.ki i.» In mun-d. Lll.ll Italy.

I Ill on goods ' I‘wxl .ll i'w I} ‘llic
H: -i:\ . l.lll‘ w oil .llltl I I‘ll ii. s .ili
l‘;:~~l In» .piir', llill “as .l
xl\t‘ . \\ iii-2i Il\‘l lillllll'ltli~l ’ 2-1'1 “'I'Iial's
ll lli‘\\ \llllllll‘ sii
olri .l|l'\ll. ls ll. :ili- r :iII‘ (lane on.
lulu-in Lr-ilri‘ rip lt- pa... and sliakr
Il.l!l«l‘. :iiiil lIlilt lliiy‘ll go In in] slip
ll l' u . ,

Il-r'i l'u-k- \I .il'ullllil In‘i in iIi-si "l itli-ii.
'I'hvti was :i snail iIi-i-ropciibzhlnil Iici‘.
\\IiliIl ‘Il’lI. :is ini' \\9 Il kin-u. llllil Ill
kilclii ii‘ and w ithoiil sl’iiplvlll: lo I'l’l‘l ct.
slic daitid through it and
run toward Iioiiic :ill the fustcr that slo-
fani ii-d slii- Iii-ir-I Ilpli bi-hlud liri‘. till
in In r Inistc slu- stuiii'ili d oii-r the root
of :i Ilt‘t‘. and fcll to the ground. sprain
iii: bcr :iukl: scicri-ly.

“How could you be so Illllll'lltll lit. (lllil
what made you ruii' so?" suld .Iaiiii-s‘
\oii c. the mono iii after. :is Ilt' stood by
Iii-rsidc. “Did you think I would let
you no home so‘ .\rc you hurt

“I don't know." llli\\\t‘l't‘lI ll.ir.i. faint
l_\'. llcslimpi-il :iiid liictl to i:ilsi-Iici‘.
Shc groaiicl aid shrank ban k. “I‘m
afraid that liaii'l stand. ‘

“'I‘hcii I will carry
promptly

"Itiit I am so hvaiy. and it is so far."

"I wish it was twl 'c tlic distant-c." Ilt‘
“lilspvri d. llora made no ri-ply. but Iii-r
Ili‘:ltl I'l“ltll quite confidentially on Iils
shoulder. and her little liziiid I:l_\ against
his (‘Ill'l'k IIc cziiricd Iicr in silence. till
they could sec lllt‘ lights of the iIcacoii's’

”4..
lit '~
t

i\

l-l

~\.tl'i

-.'.lik thaw. ..ii i

you.“ III‘ ’ sillll

ltllusl‘. “Now. llora. spcak." Iic burst
out. “You llllkt' had a lung llllll‘ to rt“
fli-i'l. Quirk. Ihll‘d. lul‘ lIlh ls llit‘ Iusl

llllh‘ l sliall .lsk’ }tlll.”

l' was Ill" faintest of all possible “lllV
llt‘l" that ansiu-rcd him; but if .Ianics‘
face. uh ll Iic rca ‘lll'll the light. \\ as any
llltlt‘\ of his .fi-cliiigs. it iiinsl Il:l\l‘ been
a satisfactory unv.‘

There was a weddingr in -t‘lly :ifli-r. .\II
lIii-iiiaininas \\ ltli iiiai'i'laui-ablcsotisslio.ik
lIiclr heads. and 1h“ dcncoii and Mrs. \lti\~
wi-II groauvd win-never it was rcl'i'rrcii to.
and said they‘d l1lt.‘l‘lIlt‘lI‘ best. but Ilorii
was a Ill‘dls‘ll‘ullg girl. and the will of
l‘ruvldcncc must be donc.

'I‘Iii-ic was none of the ”linen. and
thin». and plate“ went into the cottage
that James tilted up for his liridc. and all
thcbroad lands and line czi‘llc remained
for the dowry of the other two girls.
'l'licri- “urn fcw visitors. cilhcr. til the
cottage. and of these very few who ever
failcd to lament. in a roundabout way.
o\ l‘I‘ “Dora‘s dreadful mistake.“ as her
family call 'd it ; but .Iaincs only laugh-ad.
while his wife obsliiialcly persisted in
mowing bandsoiner and iiicrricr every
day. andtlic last I heard of them he had
fiiltlIIi-d lIIl' promise he made her on that
June morning. :iiid the dca ‘on was .s

‘ hisson-in-law. Senator \‘aii Ibiskirk.

_ cause of this dis-case to bc a microscopic 1

Inoculation Against Yellow Fever.

line of the very latest theories of iiioc~
ulation to prevent disease is the alleged
dis ~ovcry oi dwell known ihyslciuu of
Mcxico---—Ihz l‘ariiiona- «if tic cause or
cans-cs of yellow fever and his [c.‘iiliur
priivcntivc to protect it person against
this dread discasc. Eminent American
and European physicians have
for many years been investigating
this important matter. with
the view of discoi eriiig some way or some
plnii whereby the mortility in certain
uirts of the world from yellow fever
might be lessened. This Mexican phvsi-
clan claims that he has discovered the

 

‘ fungus". and he asserts that by iiiociilat~

 

I

ing this fungus in the blood persons can
b- protrcte-I from yillow fever in the
same way as \':‘.l‘i'llllll0u is a security
against smallpox. \l'licllicr his plan is
feasible and will accomplish the greatly
desired res-alts time and careful iiivesti~
gaiiozi will alum.- tietcrmine.~1’auam
Shir and 11: MM.

 

Bret Harte has written 1 poem “On a
Naughty Little boy. Sleeping.“ This,
says the Springfield Union, recalls some
very striking Iinv: on a naughty little
boy, wide awake. produced by a rhyth-
mical mother. that we knew a good many
3“" '80-

Thonnnd- on mainland: of men in
Maiden live the year round at the run of
m or twelve pence sdn‘y. equal totin-

.foiir certs of American my, Inclu-

dhud with :hrlter. ' ‘

 

Iii-gnu to ‘

-iik~
. lug with cxceuliug respect and pri e. of l

 

 

' ’Clilllélfiffidfii.

nus MARRIAGE or mus my-
SEUMsCURlOSITIl-lti/

 

Midgets n-d Gllllll Muted—‘Tk lav.
in. Skeleton Who Mar-rt a
Pretty Girl—The Love of
Other Freak!

“Freaks fall in love. fallout of itdllfll“
ry. have children, grow jealous. wander
off to other fancies. and are happy and
miserable just like ordinary w‘ople.“saiil
a dime museum otlieinl. “and they make
some of the queens! matches imaginable.
It is said that in selecting life piirtncrs
people generally choose their UppOsites.
and it is certainly true of freaks. 'Plii rc
was Mrs. Hannah Butter-shy. one of the
fattest of all fat women. Her husband.
John Battersby. was a living skeleton.
No sooner wore they married than she be-
gan to lose flesh and he to gain it. His
weight lncreasci'l so m iidly that he soon
became too stout to ex iliit ssa skeleton,
and. like Ullicllo. his 0 -ciip:itloii was
gone.

. “Ital-0n Littlctlnger.“ the Italian
dwarf. is only a little over tIiri-c feet
high. but he married a woman who
staiidsfivc fcct six inches in her stock

lugs. TIN-y have had children. one of
“hunt is already larger than his father.
Dwarfs very frequently seem to fancy
people of large siIo. This was the case
with (‘Iiu Mali. ibc t‘hini-sc dwarf. who
married Louisi- l‘olcuiaii ti full l‘dlt‘. at

II‘IM'IIVO young lady of Itmnklyu. They
had some trouble in getting married at
first. because the lady was al’atliolic and
no priest could be. found who would war
I r)’ her to a Ilt“llllt‘n l‘Iilnic. But this dif
liculty was overcome by finding' some
other ecclesiastii- or soon magistrate w Iio
conscutcd to tie iIr knot

“.IllSI as dwarfs prcfur large people. so
giants seem to find IIu-ir alliuiiy anion:
lllusc of In\\' sl:it\:';c (‘0Illlll'l tii‘slicli.
a man about t‘liflll fut Ill Iiclglil. iiiar
rind a woman l‘.ilIli'l index thc lllt“lllllll
stir. ('vlliilli‘l I'ml liiiilliri‘ Very l‘ill
giant. was lll‘ll‘l'll'il i.» i: It;1s[ii'li'lll [no
ordinary sl -«I \\‘ll2:i‘“l b'l‘orc lii~ \\.- SiI-d
his prcsi-nt “ifc. \. ‘l‘l .‘\\.‘Hl. Hm \'o.:i
Sculld glunh ss, This .0 lpli li2l\t‘ Li iI‘

: Ilgliti‘iil r: slili nvc ti 8 \ illc. (Ilia... [h it
ils quit:~ liki- :l i. :."s ias'lc out of :i l izry

 

 

 

storv. T‘" (I ,s :nd ilmiis :irc w!
tuna! Iii’lJlll. \\I l». llm bub, l:i'-Ii--.

chairs and l (lg-'1‘ fmnlu it' :_il‘-- Iikc t‘ui:
itli‘si‘tilu'd I-l Kim I\. t‘w tii:iiil lullci.‘
. ”(lillll‘ “firm In :iks l\l" Ill‘IZl
i‘illtlglliclil in {In ii iii 'I‘llllillllJl \~ Mort s
‘uiid marry prisons .riiiiiaI-Iy suit II to
:tlu‘m in all risp-i is [may oiii- kn on
how happily \li :iuil Ilrs Tom Thumb
Iivcd IiILji‘lllt‘l‘. and ilir I Illl r'bids fair ti-
'lIi‘.i-ipi:illy i‘uiilu ‘.ll II it Ill'l‘ siu‘ ~ii-I lllill
riau‘c with l‘oiiit \I‘Qgi. Illl‘ Hulll: lmiii
Italian iI\\.irf I'h‘l, lll'l‘t I'it
U‘Ilrlrii. Illt‘ll'l\ll Ll'l'll. \vlioiu lll'l «I No
Vlit'l'llldil glziiit- ss Iiiiy .irw a ~l|l~'ll\ll'll\
'iiiuli'hmi ll'llllll‘. ‘lllil. w .tli III"ll Ii ‘lllli‘
in: baby. :irc us happy .is clams :it llI'_‘:l
" tlilc. .

“I“rraks Illlllu‘ tIiclr iltniigi‘sl Illilli’lit‘i
when iIicy marry p rs «us in no way «on
lirctcd \\ ltli llll‘ I-usliiigs ‘l‘Iicy .-.p:u- m

, toluii c an li‘i'cslsli’lili fist Nation for o or
I people. :indilic iiiurc nions‘roiis and n»
: pulslvi- tlivy are the _-_.-'_’cil_cr .... ins 1h: lr
, power to charm. I once si\\' a \ cty llll lly.
:“t‘ll di‘cs- d young: girl gi/lii: with an
i

I

‘II"\\

is

e\picssu-ii of thc tin-st liiteiisc a Iiuliation
at Tool. of Tom and Hattie. the well?
known Australian \illilt‘illdicn. who is
:i ilrivcliug iinlwcilc. For fully half an
hour shi- stood up int-ntly spell bound.
and it was (“le by t I! in \st earnest cii»
her friends were tlimllv‘ abli- to lltlIllt‘i'
Iii-r to I ‘ll\l‘ the spot. Everybody who
reads Illl‘ ni-wspapch iiiiisl rcniuinlwr
Iiowa Iiatiilsoinc llnmllyu girl of good
Itilllll)‘ was I‘tlfll]llt‘lt‘_\' l“l\l'llltlll‘ll Ily
'“l‘lmrllc.” one. of Ihrnuiii‘s lll;l«‘hrsl,
'lllilsl ri-piilsiw Zuliis. l few years :ig i.
fand married him in lllllc of all hcr
friends could do.

“'I‘Iii- first lactoocd t‘iaii t‘l't‘I‘ on c\lil

 

 

. liltion in this country \as a Greek si‘n
‘caplaiu. siid by some pt-‘oplc to ban
; been a pirate. who II‘IVt‘II" with tho

' Ilarniiiii slim. and had a number of very
handsome diamonds. .lc had b- cu made

:a prison-r by the inhabitants of sonic
i

i saiaue island and tallcocd as :i iiicaiis of

. tortuic. 'I‘Iii-re was not a place
' on his entire body the silt‘
: of a piii‘s head that had not

l Iii‘cll treated in this wry. His face w as
italiu-ch in such ii unnucr as to maki-
iIiini anythingr but attrictlvc iii appear
“nine. and Ills .savagi toriucutors men
gsllin‘tbl off his hair and tattooid every
3 inch of his scalp. Notwithstanding;r tIii-sc
‘ drawbacks he married at \‘cry handsome
: American woman. wli) was devoted to
3 him. Instead of the harmless pigment
generally used ll)‘ llllliinors flu} “vague
r unployi-d indigo. which finally product-d
. blinilucss and other serious ailments.
“Everybody will remember .I. ll. liar

ill: the season of 1383-94. “'lin at‘qllll‘t‘d

I

l

i

3

l

i charmed and married a Woman of \Vcst

! Philadelphia.

E declared that she waslctnporarily insane.
from that power of fascinaton which
freaks s(‘i‘m to have over many people.
You Would have. been greatly surprised

. if you could have seen the large. number
of love lcttcrs which Garrison daily 11‘-

. cclved.

“Apropos of the

lbofore going into manna-um business
he was a merchant to South Eighth
street. Although his body was so thin
'his face always continued quite Plump-
iaud when dressed in ordinsrv costume

thcre was nothing in his nppcuance to

than iir‘iiy others.
sklirlittiiig bIa ~k shirt and lights. how-
ever. his extraordinary thinncw was very
apparent. There are many other people
walking our streets who could do the
skeleton business to perfection if they
were dressed in the. some way.
Garrison died of consumption very short
ly nftcr his wife had obtained a lczral
separation from him and a few Weeks
after marriage. “is real name was

“In Pittsburlr. some years ago. when
Major Ilurnell. an old showman. long

since gathered to his fathers: ran a mu« .

scum on Fifth avciiiie. his list of curiosi-
llt‘". included a l‘irciissian girl.
young' fellow. of about twenty yezus. be-
longing.r to one of the wealthiest and best.
; families of the Sm dry city.saw herin the
show, full in love with her. made her
‘ acquaintance. and was soon engaged
to be married to her. His mother. “110,
until he come of age, Ind absolute con-
trol of the fortune left him by his father,
threatened to withdraw all support. from
him meanwhile unless he gave up
the girl. Asa consequence he became
fauna and was placed in an insane uys
lum. There be pushed his twenty-first
birthday and c me hm his property.
' Shortly afterwxi d tho doctors declared
him perfectly . and and him.
He immediately hunted up
i Ghanaian and noted)".
locate the: were living h n

 

trcalics and the use of erotic force that .

risoii. the livingI sk Ielni we had on cx-
liil-ition at Ninth and Arch streets din-A

such cc‘ebrlty under the sobriquot of the _
‘h‘ki-lctoii Ilridcymmni.‘ from his haviiig'

Her parents and frieiids‘f

but in is! probibly she was oiily sufferingt '

W bridegroom. ;

indicate that he was so very much leaner 2
When dressed in a‘

Poor .

same time I did.
g .. ., , ,

A line I

 

lresidence on Squirrel Hill. one of the
toniest laces about Pittsburg, sur-
rounded by a fine growing family and as
; happy as dickey birds.
i “Some freaks never get. married.
gThere is Millie Christine, the double-
! headed colored girl. She has had many
3 offers. but declined them all. apparently
I not caring to follow the example of the
Ilate Siamese twins, each of whom tour-
I ricd and raised a family.“—I’Itiladclphia
1 Times.

TH E FAMILY DOCTOR.

Exercise for Aged People.

M. B iiicliardat, professor of hygiene at
the Paris faculty of medicine, protested
in strong terms at a recentlcctiircugainst
the advice given by some hygienists who
recommend almost complete test to the
aged. in the following lcrtns: "I pro-
test against the oft rcpcatcd a Itigc that
old age is the age of rest. This seiilcizci‘
has led to a very great error in hygiene.
Th2- rcgiilar g 'iicral i‘XI‘t‘vlsi-uf all organs
of nutritlon and of locoiiiotloii is neces-
sary to persons of all ages. The greatest
attention on this point is all the more new
i-s-ary that the tendency to rest brings on
a gradual d niliiiitlun of the strength.

I“lf lIic old lll:!ll do s not rcsist. Ills
strength will visibly and progrcsslvclyr
di'iiiaish, and tile few days he may have
to live imiv be transformed into just so
iiiauv hour‘s. Ill proof that regular
dailv c\i r 'lsc ls bi-iictlclal t n the aged.
one. has only to obsiri‘c llic results in
‘Illll"uf tIic Ilallllsulll“\l old men. who
liki- little or no rcst. Moilcratc excr—
cisc. particularly walking. should be the
Ica ling precept of the hygiene of the
age-I. \\lll| ml which longevity is chI~
nigh llllllussll-It'.“

I'ri-l‘i'ssur I‘mu-Iiarilat also ri-coinuicntls
that old pi- -p‘n- should nuil'izziln llli‘l!‘ iii-
ll'IIt'l'lllfll l:i:‘iillli's,. or t‘llli'l'“ l~c tIir}
will :II into :i stalc of liiuiiralilc torpnr
This is stl :o‘roniplislictl by li‘lYlIIL;
sonn- sti-a I_\ int ’Iil'l tii:il ll‘ll'~‘.ill. :i .d by

 

 

taking an fll'll\l' int rist lll lllt‘ l“.t‘3|le
and pr '3? --s.-i‘i [in d i_\ 1:: i-iirlmyli up]
\\i~ ll'llll‘Hlllt‘l' ;i \. y ni-I lll‘t‘). \\ .i - lulil
lls ll‘ k pt in .l‘ puln It: villi ;-.s :in

“Iii in en iriti lw In x .- go \.“I :n‘ ”.1:
II -:.2 o" l.\ bl'\"l\ «I
:is s.ilIl. ': n" l‘\l

kit-no. iii.

\
i .

\l*< l-

 

1. his in thli :3» it

old iii in w-

lli‘lll "ml by ~:i ix; \» vi“ 1:: Hr oi i:
ii .i_ 3w. k sziw‘ II I." - “
'I‘ill IIH‘ IL“ inr l nines.
.\ Ir-Ii il-nt'! Nile ” ~~ . \l
Inimir .. list down I. l '3“ l: -ii. id ~‘

 
 

 

 
 

 

 

 

l‘illii‘ i Illllx' va‘i Iil; ll '3‘ i
ll"fll tin hiidu‘ I I-. u... >:
of Ill“ liar? .ll' "_‘III ml .I
f-cl. ,\ stuiili II} It sizir li d
M iiliil I':ll sI..i .I I. I\‘l l. ‘. I‘l’uln Iiii‘;
siiiio ks l‘l l'll‘ l'nl Eli -‘l .,,l.‘y tin-iii" ii.
I]. l: snic :i l‘»‘lll‘ \\.is ll of“ and 1. :-l
«I‘ll Illill\\1ll‘lll ii..si. ‘

I'li: a: ll' nt put» n. in :i.l:‘d li- ~:i\

Ilt’l‘i‘ lliil \\’i l win-it Il’.“ i iii-titi i'i llll‘
,Ixi ll‘il.t'l or I‘ll or t‘:lll\ ‘l p
zii-2;\i I :in lii‘m’y of llirs k”

Uli‘ {one}. if you rip. ill

 

 
 

 

 

tlllrt'l f will. say. :i 1' :i. Illit' l Liigli ...
I) Iiziriillwl. IIH' .III . .i‘ l I‘IIlI i-f [Iii In‘H“
pcrliips thrust ill iw_:li :Iii- \pllw'llng

lli‘sll, '

Iii vp .i \\ulll.ili'\I or in}: l"~l yctsoii on
1hr l\‘\tlll lir‘ lI-I .Ii»\i:y.\cry;_; "
'I‘Iir liainlicsl of all slut llt’l‘ is :i I: -v
sliiillcr or dot-r. \lllll :i liiitlri-ss :-r pll
lows on it Ur a pl.ild or lll‘lllhtl usisl as
a hammock will do. or a nit homily-ck
ltscll if one bc handy. 7

\Vlilli» one party is carrying lit-inc. l‘r
lnai‘liciiilst‘s siiop. the injured person.
some one must be sent to lil‘"\‘llrt? surglv
rill 3“l\lfllli‘l‘

'I‘Iu‘ \ Milli'l‘ slitglcwl :iltl
Illllri' t‘lldlll‘t‘ «If :i spud-d} rci i-ii-iy
III" pullout Ii:i\c.

lie ixiri~ful not to gin brandy
rlcs tn lll" Iicuil. \nii iiiigat \
fatal error

i‘.

 

is got. the
will

in lll‘lll
~llllllll s

Th - Iii-st way to distinguish a frat l'lI‘t‘
from adislMlitioii is to find out by nia-

iilp il:i!loii w hcthvr there is motion in the
lupin-d part. In ill-location llli‘ b ‘IN‘ is
iniiiiovably tlvvd

\liiny dislocations can be trcatcd suc-

ri-ssfizlly on Illl‘ spot by the sullci‘cr's
frlrinls .
Just a word about sll‘iw'f accidents.

Soiiii-Iiow or olli r. in such cases. one of
the crowd usually turns out to be a sur-
geon, but if ii if. llI one be speedily
fcii-Iicd. Meanwhile. ask - the crowd.
with all respect lIllt' in crowds in tlic Itll~
tcr cud of the llllli‘lt‘l'lllll l‘t‘llllll‘)‘. to
stand back and ulu- the patient air. (In
'a summer day he may do better. fora
time. out of doors Ill‘lll in a shop. I got
a Hill“ on to a hand can on ‘c. and flare he
remained until the first shock of the no
video! was dispelled. Iilll I kept Illl‘
crowd at bay. and as quiet ‘as possible.

Nothin;r is more likely to iuakc bad
worse than a _\'l‘lllll-" crowd. crying.
ullo this.“ or "Do that." round an in-

jun-d man.

Hunting for “reuse.

“llccasionaily ii mighty Nimrod from
the city comes out to hunt game in my
iiclgbborh oil.“ said ii Greenfield farmer
yesterday. “.\ few days now I saw a
schIof ii chap edging iip t trough my
sugar bush to the whrat li- Id He had
Eon long legged boots, and was lugglfli
rand belted and strapped out in regular
hunting fashion. He looked justtoo
party for aiiytuii g. llc carried a darlingr
of a gun. and he- went dodging around
as if he expected to start up a Bengal tiger
from behind every stump. I took a short
; cut to.thc barn and turned the old pea-
cock louse. The old bird understood
iwhiit was wanted'of him. He pulled
: down his eye at me and started for the
back lots. I followed down along tho
'fcnce, and iretty soon I saw the swell-
Iiiiuter brcii ' cover from the woods. lie
was after quail. and he soon sighted the
peacock. The bird had his tail fanned
out and his head u i. and could be seen
half a mile away. ‘inirod got h'u gun
08 his shoulder and began to creep up.
and by and by he blaze] away. I saw
the whole charge of shot tear into the
"round yards away from the old bird.

ut he knew his business. Down he. fell.
wings and legs flopping. and pretty soon
be expired. The yo in‘: man with the
darling of n 21in reached him about the

 

' “ ‘I ri-ckou.‘ says I. ‘but what are you
hunting?

“ ‘Grousc.’ says he.
finest one I ever saw.‘

" ‘(ifilllsl‘.. you nuiubskuil,
’ have killed my peacock 1‘ —
i “ ‘Wcll. the usual results followci .
5 His chin boom to quiver. the cold sweat
‘ started out. and he wanted to know how
‘ much I ivonld take to let him off. I sent
him to the house to see the old woman.
She has got a way of wiping her cyés
and choking her voice Over the death of
that peacock which always brings in 85
extra. She let this young swell 03 for
$10, which is the dual price. and as he
started down the highway for Detroit the
old bird got up nod marched back to the
burn with a chuckle that out every hen to
laughing. Thit‘a five times we’ve pk -
edit on the swell Ninmds within Qty:
months, nndlupcctuorcfuntbiilnné
mar than a horse can drunk-w

‘aiid this is the

but you

:s-‘ui \\ I.“ li is '

. utiicr day at noon. Iic siw tlic

 

 

 

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A‘E’fiVfiGET 0F Flt. .A

Hl'HOBOUS SKETCH“ FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.

 

 

What they Thouflht-f(‘ouldll‘l l-‘ool
Hehltomlnce of Ghunder Rain
Chowder -- “My Lord. the
Juke“——Lost Collar Button.

 

“Ha! ha! ha!" laughed a Detroitcr as
he met a lawyer at the postoflice ycstcr»
day; “but a very funny thing occurred
in connection with my trip to Chicago
last week."

“Yes.“ .

“Stoppcd at one of the big hotels. you
know. and the night I came away I for-
got to my my bill. Yes. sir; walked
right 0 without saying a word: and
never thought of the matter again until
half way Ironic."

“1 sec."

”Wonder what iIicv‘Il think!"

“Why." replied the lawyer. as he drew
a lcttcr from his pocket. “they have ills
ready forwarded me it requests-to sue and
collect. The bill is $9.75. and my fi-i-s are
$1333. l’leasc (‘nll at flit-«illicit at once
and save cxpcnsc T“~J~‘,vw Pres-s.

l‘ould u‘t Poul "er.
As Mr. Iv'rcwskiii was going home the
w :igon of
:i travi ling photographer. . _

“I will stopaiivl Ii~i\c a few tintypcs
taken. just !or fun." Ilt‘ mentally n"
"Lll'k d. entering; the pz-rlpatetic c~tali~
llsli'i out.

“There.“ said the photographer. show-

ing him a proof. “1 think that is a pretty
good liki-iic—s "
7 Krcw skin looked at it with a puzzle-I
t“.}lfi‘~~li‘ll. and film ly said: “I guess
it‘ll do." \\ Ilt'll he out home he slioivi il
:Iiv tiiitypi- to his wife. and jokingly
told {her it was :i picture of tlic “Wild
‘I'lll fioiii lioi-niu." d '\\ll lii tln‘ lIlllll‘
Il.‘i‘l‘lllll,

"\oi. lillll \vlfi‘.
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.d he

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I'uil we.“ -.ilil Ills
‘\.‘i!l.llll!l" tiz~ p'rt 'rc - illlcally.

:: Illi‘ \\i ‘I marl fit-:ii IL-iiico :i
is it“! Ii ll \u Iiwtliviy :inil lri-gliiliil
' :is this '

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Luna!“ 0 ol‘ (‘liiiiiilcr Ihilii l'liou‘di‘r.

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‘u'i‘dt‘l‘. tIt»: Il- \crr~2il
.ll::_ “in i; :i
ll Hi ;i limiiill
:1 Hi :'i hunt.
7 . :iiul Illll“
of I.ls Imc “1th ivi‘
\l llic t‘llil ul ‘llirs
I; |\ i: :; iii-.‘slluiIO-I li“l’ that
223. s \\‘\ it‘ lire-:pi lll d for i illzilllll
vr with unlimited .pi: All'
and LT rrnitii lo! :iii l‘i
rIli' yliltlid :iiid agree-d
l'tli‘pilll with l‘llll to IIII‘ \illtlcrniss
Ila! ltlglll. v.‘ "a. tl.i~ piliii‘i‘ “as Ii-lti r
in: on Ii-r lic: \\Ell\I-'\\ \\ Illl :\ Ioldcr. lirt
up; i .Ilt‘ll :1 ad kit ki-il him i li‘.” "\t‘l
ti t‘ i r «v of l|:ili\:tll ii. is. and
wl; :1 li- . :lll‘i‘ down :i Ir Id‘oggas bl; .is .l
y»~.il'n; call. \\:is waiting for him, Illle
‘TA: down \ii‘h Ii.iii to :i plain but s-ili
s!.iviti_;l lll‘h II' on. at w Iii. Il. Ilu\\i~\'i‘i’. the
pi [Iii c ;it:- lu‘lllitl: 'I‘Iiv- no“ in wiring.
on his \\ i} to tli-- hospital. the bcau'lfiil
girl inr! him and said. i‘cproa-Iifiilly:
“List night you wen-to fly with Illl‘ ‘
".\Ii_ yrs.” rcplii-il l‘liuiidcr Ilaui
l’liowdi r. “but Izist night your father
‘.\:Is tin tly for inc."
llr tIu-u ciitcrcd the (‘illth'llI of tlic
lI:oId.i ;\iillt lltlll‘;’.fllll‘ took upon them-
s Ives rows of cclibacy and worn shcct
iron tronsvrs. nor did he again sec his
charmer until tivc years afterward. when
Iiv incl Iii-r at llli‘ Illlll‘I'Jl of hl'I' third
liiisbiud. the other two having bevu iIi~
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"My Lord. the duke.

The I III“ l‘lizir'cs I{t‘lll was once fulfill-
in: an engagement at one of the smallt‘r
country
di»| not
Il‘\ lugs
was dot-idi- IIy lllt‘llli'i’l‘t‘.

.\t lI\l‘ rclirrsal the cinini-nt tragcdian
was mush I shot krd when one of the
actois who had to assume a vcry minor
l‘l‘HI‘Jl‘Il‘I‘ in the pic ~c. announi cd to
him. ”My lord. iIic il‘mk'“

“My good man.“ said Mr. Kean. “for
heaven‘s sake be careful not to say that at
night; the c irici t word is diikca
duke."

Thi- luiniblc TIicsprin announced that
it would be “all ilglil“ at night.

The Sl‘l'lll‘ was gone through again.
when the actor. who u as not goo l at pru~
nuiiciation. this time aniiouin ed. "My
lord. lIii' illki'l"

This was too much for Kcan‘s lrritnb‘c
tciiipi-raiiicnt. TI on was 3 st. rm i n that
stage. The delinquent was handcd 0 er
t s the care of a more intelligent member
of the company. to be well driIIi d for
the evening.

The night came. flic Iucklcss utility
man was in a .s'atc of excessive ncrvoiiv
llt‘\\‘. and had to be almost pushed on the
stage. When he not before the great
man. the small modicum of sclfrimsscss

iontain many future

siovi be had left entirely deserted him. ‘

ard llt' hastily b‘iirtcd out. “My lord. the
dook —- dukc—jukcl“ Tablciu.

The host Collar Button.

 

“My dear.“ said Mr. Spoopi~ndyke.;
feeling up the chimney. “have you seen '

my gold collar button?“ ,

HI saw it the day you bought it,“ an—
sw‘ered Mrs. Simon-ridyke. cheerilv.
“and! thought it very pretty. Vl’hy do
youusk t“

“ ‘(hiiso I‘ve lost the. measly thing.“
returns! Mr. Sroopcndyke. running the
bromn handle up into the cornice. and
shaking it as if it were: car-pct.

“You don‘t suppose it is up there. do
you?“ in llll‘l‘d Mrs. Spoopendyke.
“\thre did to I leave it I“

“Left it in my shirt. Where do you
suppose I‘d leave it—in the bush?“ and
Mr. Siioonendvlrc tossed over the. things
‘in his wife‘s writing desk, and looked
out of the window after it.

“Where did you leave your shirtt“
asked Mrs. Snoov‘eiidyke.

hWhere did I Ioive my shirt! Where
do you suppose I left it? Where does a
man generallv leave his shirt. Mrs. Spoor)-
end vkcf Think I left it in the ferry-boat?

' |

t . t t ‘ 7 l ; {r ,- ii . ~
inc. haven‘t you? “'el‘. Ididn‘t. I left
it off. Mrs. Simnciidyke: that‘s where I
left it. I left it off! Ilcar me!“ and Mr.
ls‘r‘oopcndvkc ' iiIIed the clothes out of the
cedar chc t. that hadn‘t. been unlocked
fora month.

“Where is the shirt now?“ persisted
Mrs. Snoopendyke.

“Where do you suppose it is? “'herc
do you imagine it is? I‘ll tell you where
it. is. Mrs. Spoopendyke. it’s gone to
Bridgeport. as a witness in gland suit.
Idea! Ask a man when his shirt is? You
know I haven‘t been out of this room
since I came home last night, and took it
off.“ and Mrs. Spoopendyke sailed down
stabs. and raked the fire out of the
kitchen range. but. didn’t find the button.

“Maybe you lost it on the way home.”
suggested In. Spoopeiidyke, other hun-

boudeununhotnd .mdbgan
tonnliostuflodcuuryto tone
Ifthcliuttonhadgot hide.

“Wining likely.

 

theatres. the “stock“ of which‘
Henry I
in short. the nirps dramatlipic .

 

’ to
i stood up soups—mi.»

lid—Igalnstl;trce, and lush—it. Then I bit!

behind a fem no I wouldn‘t see it.

That's the way it was. If I only had
.your end, Mrs. Spot) )endykc, I‘d tun:
é loos'l.E as a razor shop. don‘t know any-
lthiug sharper than you mi“ and Mr.
l S udykc clutched a handful of dust
1 o the top of the wardrobe.

i “It must have fallen out. " mused Mrs.
i S ndvkc.
l p323}: it‘lnust. eh! It must havefal‘ica
Iout. Well, I declare. I never thought of
S that. My impression was that it took a
buggy and drove out. or a balloon and
. howled out." And Mr. Spormendykc
crawled behind the bureau and i oni-
‘ menced tearing up the carpet.

“And if it fell am. it must b: some-
. where near where he left his shirt. Now.
; he always throws his shirt on the lounge.
‘ and the button must be under that."

I A moment‘s search soon established
the infalllbility of Mrs. Simiuaidykc‘s
. logic.
: "Oh. yes. Found it- didn‘t you?"
i pantcd Mr. Spoopcndy ke. as he bumped
ibis Iicad against the bun-nu. and finally
Climbed to a lwrmudisular. “P-rhaps
you will'tix my shirts s i they \\ oii‘t fall
out any more; and maybe you‘ll have
sense enough to mend that lounge. now
that it has male so moi-h trouble. If
j you only tend to the li-iiis.~ :is 1 do to my
. business. there‘d iicvi-r be any difficulty
about losing a collar b ition."

"It wasn‘t my fiiiltr “ commcni-i-d
Mm. Sp mpciidykc.

”\Yasii‘t. cli.‘ llau- you found that
coal blII you've been broking for since
March!“

“ch.'
I “Have. eh! Now. where did you pa
it? “'liere did you liud it?"

“In your overcoat imckct.“i—.S"mifry
II-uitfcg_

1

 

New York Street (‘iir Horus.

’
The average scrvli-uzibh- life of a Ii -i‘s--

in street railroad wmk is only froiiitiivci-

to Illlt’t' and a half yi-ai‘s. and the Third

.\\'cniii- railroad c imp l‘l‘. us -s tip about

film Iiivl‘srs a goat .\ k':.i\\ii'\l‘_:i- of HIV

furl IIII‘IIII \vtll alarm and deIr s :itiy

l‘t‘l’li‘i'l \‘t‘ Illll“l‘. .\liiI :ii'i llit‘ \\ l‘k l‘lllI

ivli’. in? llii‘ Ili‘r‘l .- III-(" ll”! 41 Hi \- r_\

scicr-u Ru. :1) lhllt s .i d iy oi: tin» Third

-:i\ciiiiclluc. which is. Ii). its
um I: s. l1ll‘Illlrtlt‘\I: oi 1w. nix

its Ill'lell lics :iti- ilu ll.i' l :i stilll l~‘.zl .i“).\

“ark for a horse. And :lzi-ii :i i i ’l-ut ls

Iii .II" to fill! II Ii“7‘i‘ out (I I} of l‘ \‘l

in ‘l \1 ll. or. fol itnf tli'ii. to inak up lis

t’-lll2\:|l"l'l to i|:lll Ii. iii..ii.. .' .

limits HI lull. lint I“.

si)

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n-llcs nu

 

. ‘- lus
ilri \loiry .
tilltl sli‘uill uf film-II: ill ~l p. . '~_.-‘:.liil sl :rl
lug Illl‘ car. and “W i o I'iilll d p xiind'ti:
of III“ It‘ll on tIn- Ilzlltl. to rid
st incs. and Illi‘ l iii-I sprains liil‘. l'l~‘-l by
slipping i-u tlic siiiuotei rails. :ill tlicsc
soon wear out the poor burs ‘. Ilrl“t\ iris
heart. and make IllIll :1 iii- to u f“! k. tit
only to sull'cr‘a little I aim-r between thi-
shafts of a litivkst: r‘s i «:1. or. by a Iiap
plcr fat-3. :0 tn the kn n kch yard .kl
l‘IIl‘l‘. 'l‘In'l'c is .1 good hospital lu-w ‘

 

in \lilc-

.. lit!
sli’k Ilul'\i s. t-zipililc. \\l Ii tlu- gangwrvs
l‘l‘\l'l\l'|l f ‘I' this iisc. of a. Ulllill d ding
as many as 1.30 sick air! lime lo sis :it
on: c. but. i \l‘t‘Pl \VIII'II the cpixn xtic was
in the stables, not so many an inals worth
trciiing have Iwcii in it at one true. If
a horse is ll~t‘ll up. or \cry sick. it is not
worth \\ Iillc tobothcr w lfli Iiini Ill'I'I‘. Trinv
p-imry Iaiiicncss. causi- l by slips and falls.
is the principal thin; treated iii the bus

pltal. Lust April. “Ilt‘tl tile poiiic t'll-
forced the ordinance lurid idiu;r the stud

ing of the tracks. tllcr' \\\‘h‘ seventy-"five.
horses Izimcd by the slippery pivcineiits
at one time. The. hospital is in charge
of a veterinary surgeon. whose dilly it ls
to be on hand all day. and all night too
if he is wanted. and “flu! gets ‘5 a
week. He has as helpers four or fire

' skilled old slablcuicn. who arc ‘I‘lt\‘It‘d

for their possession of some knowledge
of mgh horsciliwtorliig. but who get no
more pay than the others. .Vc'wl York
Sun.

 

A Georgia lloz.

Tbi- Ncw York Sim tellstb» following:
V "St‘IIt‘I' Van. of Mac. ii. Ii:i.. is well
known as one of III‘.‘ b-st bir-I dogs of
the land; but now he has iiiimortalircd
hiiiScIf. Ills master \\ as exercising him
in a t‘icld when a drove of cattle was
grazing. and You einicio ii point in bcauv
tiful form. While his master was walks
lugr slowly up. enjoying the sight. 3 big
_ bull walked out from the dmvc and ad-
vanced upon the mozioiilcss do: with
great confidemv. To his astonishment.
the do; didn‘t stir. The hull st ippcd.
lurked surprised and took a few- more
steps. Then he stoplml and looked and
again advanced, and so by‘dcgrens he
reached the dog and brushed the cs-
tciidcd tall with his nose. Then Vim
gave evidence of being alive by llll‘llllg
the tail deftly bitwccii his legs. but nth.
crw lsc remained as mot ionlessas agraven
image. Somewhat emboldened by this
sii.~ci-ss.thcbull.appa ertly still in doubt.
slowly put his horns under \‘an‘s hind
legs to d carefully lifted them a couple of
feet from the ground. You never
flliicIicd. Just then thc birds arose. and
the master fin‘d. whereupon the ,dog
turned on that bull \\ itli fury. and chased
him until he had fully avenged the in-
suit."

 

‘ Result of Eating Thread.

One of the most n'niarka‘ilc cues in
niaterin medics was brought. to light at
i'I‘rov. 310.. recently, by a post mortem
f held to determine the cause. of Mrs John

T. Green‘s death. Mrs. tin-cu only rc-
. ccntly married. She was twenty years
‘ of age. Her illness dated back two
I months, when she to find it difi~
'- cult to retain any“ ft on her staunch.

Her condition bccsrnc alarming. and a

number of physicians called into the use
’ concluded she was suffering from it tumor.
: her mother having died with one. Oun-
{ sent was given to h-ild the post mrtem.
. and the discovery was a most reins-hue

one. In the stage leading from the

stomach to the intcstim s : b‘lll made up
7 of small pieces of silk thread was found.
-vveighing one undone-half panda. The
ipusage wns entirely filled by the mb-
; stance. Its presences is explained by the

fact that before her marriage Mix Green
.wnscrnploycd in: mill upon work that
3 made it mmsnry for her to Emil-at},
l bite of! the ends of silk threads. These

ball found. The ends of the threats st-

tachcd themselves to the lining cf the
! passage. and remained there. Mm. Gre.-n
sum-red greatly before hu- dcsth. due to
her inability to take any nourishment and
retain it.

 

latriclde.

/A French investigator of criminsl as-
tistics roves that there are 2.6% infanti-
ciilesl suicidesmnd forty~five hidden
to one matricidoA man will kil his dill-
dreii by the dozen and attempt his on
life a hundred times before he will lift I
hand against his mother. At least tho
Caucus on man of the nineteenth century.
Arno. rig the Botocudos Indnns‘ of the
known ’ :t t s . : h n.
. u on in:
.‘ shame to let 1.30:3 nothzrmbui:
‘bnrdatothetribeif In HIM.“
her at th .1 MI 01'
L. M

 

 

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