"not... and “1h.
," ltu the strangcst thing that ever 1 know.
And the meat pmroktng ’1qu me and you.
And a I‘l‘ln'ul who‘s got 11 man like me.
A good pn‘vucr. 11.11.! shanty and nee
“1111 111. lift ruin. with 111mb salted down,
and as 11.11‘11 hoiin‘ .1\.11:_v in town.
1‘0 he Lisxiriittz‘c 1‘ 111w our child In ten
31:11 111.?“ .n g .1: t1c11.i_ctii have been.
‘ t: ’s a prt‘tty gmxl Sli““llll. it Seems to me,
That 3:1.) .1l1‘1iti111ttl1clot >liiiii.d be
.\ little of! color. and 11111: 5 what i say
To 1:19:1‘ muhcr twenty times .1 1111‘.
but l 3.11.: make her ace it in ”1.11 luht.
. mi 3th :mcns 411.1 11.11131 ritclit after night.
F 11:21- anuud of 211‘ 511 p. t:.i l grow >0 “lid
112.1! 1 .l.l‘.li'sl cumi- lu‘ll. 11.11116? .1!1.l . Ll'nL
-- she ought to me fir 1:19.411. rs. you know
And '11: the turnmu‘iL; 1,1;111- .l go
And :1 .. 111' I11) \\ .11: :..1 1.1V lla'. pain;
“‘6‘ llqlli iiilzi \ ‘1! .1...l ::.1 12115 1.1111 1.111;),
211‘111.1k.>ni i1 1‘ li.1‘~\ t» '1\1~ :1 iiwr .\l1.l me.
And tm- “urv or 1' H. tfivw 1.11m :1 .1-{11‘1‘
'l‘lui [in 111 the 11.3.1. \ .‘ 1‘d pity lav-1‘ H1111;
.‘u ‘li times t thins l 1.11111‘1111‘.1111‘;i of 1111‘:1.
.. I‘ve argue! and roiled arid’t‘odxt'd “11.111111
end.
“or answer was .1!i\.1).~; ‘ My buy this 111w 7111-111
As . <1; 11‘ l Liix‘. 11:.1l31‘ur 1‘1..1r,.'1‘l~ uziiriiu
‘ln 1'. my heart hr-nlamo 1‘..;u.11 1.71.1 f 1r, ~11
A111 all 1:.1‘ nxr. but the .~11~- , .2 .ntmy
.‘1’1 t' is 1111' Hi" 1' \t. .11.1ly1uili {111d H" 1.11‘ “'ll,
{11.1.1 ' {1.1.5 tw l. ‘2-l 1 .1.:~1‘ ('1 lht‘ \‘ll"
'1\ ho huz'n :11 r {lu‘ 1;..1zt.
>o .1‘11‘ 3 i\. 1‘11 l~ Liomx'
“So“. “111111.111 l>11_\ to>21111 “\l’vliAauli’Q’
11111.11!1‘1-‘11i'11nt‘i..1~i..1:111>s.1_\ ~:1 m :1,
bu: h1t:v11\v~t1.t-_-r “[1th (11.: 1311.13.
Aal tit-u 1111 11511131111. 11.1.;1l.111~-r:1"11t.
‘II'E! .111th1.1‘r1 . 11111.1 “111-Luv .1111] .i-cui'.
A: 5..“ i\.il:> \11111 11 uc«:l Hut 1.\ lino) 111.4
N’l'I"
1 111m 111» n ,. .1- 1.1. 11 11:9 simiiv. s 1..., “5..
to saw 1.2;.. 11.... .1. lhucs l1'1l.\lhll.1l and
\‘1121.
1‘ . H.111.
., The “'unln. o‘ It.
u '2. it! iir. l I 1\‘~- _\-‘. .132‘tiitli l1‘131l mend“.
;|\ 111‘ 1‘ ~r~~1 . ,1. r 1‘\.2~1.11r ~11 l11‘i»‘.
112:111' w >11 gllnll~ 1111‘ 5.111113 all .to-
f-‘n t tt‘
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Y0 1‘3.‘ iv‘ 11.e 1111 rrw“ :1. yut m-‘sclt H is llllll‘alb’
\91. n- 311.1‘)‘ ii‘iltwl\1dn11‘ “'rt‘t‘ l 10 1:1.
‘11.:‘1 . Kz' Em. 111‘? 11mm like It stone “Hilld be
~121k‘. 1‘
Eli 12111421! in“ WM 111 ire than yer lips ye
3.11.1 1. 1.
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"1' end t!.t~ vispin ‘0 1! iv \'_1l111‘1111-lit1‘: »
1:11 --1r.~1eil11-r-‘ 1“ 11111.nv firi‘lllt‘l’ could plus 7121‘.
A11” 11:.1l11‘. lilo i‘v‘rwii, lll'.‘ :1 truc. Liviri‘ “ire.
111.:1'1 73.41 mi )‘t‘l' 1““ Pit-e. l didn t 111111" mam
..
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‘1\‘ “1|—
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l' ‘
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\\ 1_.1:1‘
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>1) )5 11: \v‘ t l 15' l Ll t1» -l1:11‘11.’ :1 fi.‘.
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11.1.. K111. .11131.1111111-1'1111-\1.1»-~1 «111-‘1 ‘
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COMIC COMMENTS.
\Vhito lie-1
'l'lii‘ tliir‘i~ tliiit i~ {11:11 1‘ l ‘\l.
“lliJW -l .1111:
A grate singer ‘lllt‘ tm k-‘ttln.
A lung >1r1k~ 'l \\1“Lt‘t‘ by the Clock,
l'rx it)‘ xitull f'y .. [rah-rs 11! ii bonding
hour»
\ Drumming: young 111111 ‘01).- \\'l111 guts
[11‘ . 3101111.: 1111 1‘r-.1l1t.
,\ i‘lli‘l’. “-12121-11111’1‘ mar-1 ript t11 00111
.‘ l.1‘ ti.» t 11111-11 lb 111 “Jr l1-\t.
'l'wi 1! 1ll.1r 11111311. N of l‘ilfi 111‘1-1-ii‘ucd.
ili_:'i run 1121! \ ilu 1i 3. Tori li llJl‘ yucca
of 12‘) d.11r :m- \,1lu.1i I“
“131‘.th ll: 1w.
5111- 141.1
of l‘itt~.‘l1i:1:. l1.i.~1 ,
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(11» ill l1.~ \\V illlll "
“ ”-1 1.111;).1" laughs lint."
Tl‘~ :1 9 hi the 11.1111 “‘1 1 i‘iiti‘lxi s 1211 to 11 y-ltc
\- 2‘1 l~ 1d_v 1 lm l1:l\ got through lunch-
‘.1-‘ .
l‘ll\\\xlil\'ll.n
liv~t \vlm
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it uni 11:11.:1 \i.’ 12 -‘.\ l 112. l-1~.t.111d\\lii\t
‘l1 1 11: :11l-y 3.1.3,: ‘111'. ‘1 1
ii ,1! 11111; 'l.--“.<-- L-vi-rr " \\l1\. liti“
lit!) \ “. 1‘ .1’\rti- inf, \lr 521.1511. You
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;v\- t ' Y1 "111. l 11:11 I'm 11 wow-l-
c.1r\ r1} trud-
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11
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1 \1i11! .111: Mi. iii .2 f:l\lv*ll\‘ 11s s~1<prti-
11.»: l.~tr.‘:\1r~. ii‘ iii 11 shirgix- 11.11‘.. save
.“~ 1 ‘.tt11‘..1~, 'l's.1-y'l.1iV1il11~1 ti coining
.1:l i.-1~_ .1.1‘.igl..“
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..: l .131 .11. ‘1112‘. gvi.;'.t.E-l.1‘r.
If tl.1<1-r‘121‘i.
this
y-1u could
if. \\~l-' 1.1 twirl '11“; silnim lll
112.111‘\\.1'1':llv1‘ ,1. 1 thick tl‘..1t
"ut 1t \\l‘.ll .1 (‘|\E‘ lii itu. .
\1..2.1«1;111 ~1v~ '.ll it “ lll?‘ l.:irl pull
:1-~111'111«1l.:1qt‘.w: \le’ivf
lttlu"'pill“1.;uizird11111111k111g the other
5111111111... 1t i~ 111 11 u~1111111l11ti11g tho first
$111.00”. 111‘11124l.t .A iull stop pulling.
l‘il Shil‘tllnh"
‘ X11111" 5.11 l the photographer. taking
hold 11fthv ('lu‘ 1 » i‘ ; thv instiuuit-ut. “ tire.
t’ull all red lv 1‘" " \, s." replied the cus.
zoimr. " \Vel‘, j‘ht i;c~_~py.1ur cycs on that
H.111." he mud. pointing to a burr-rid on tho
“'nll isliicli real: “ i‘usnively No t‘h‘dit."
" ltélil look [it ..~..1il."
A yu‘iiq 1111111 mice went to Vicksburg.
.\llsl1-t.. 11nd “uni-111111 i that he was going to
pul-l:~h .1 " livtflv. ~12.‘y piper. devoted to
li'i‘dl “ll-.llla.“ 1\'1\:! 1113 Sth r111 1111e41r111rd,
our-lwggul 1111] .11, - ~y1 i 141 nth-111111 culled
(1ul1111111111l‘1il\1~ 1 1.1111 1114 to do it. be.
9.111“. tlwy 1.2.Hl lflv .1 1! 111111 it didn't seem to
auit thr- people 11f ti...“1 )1 me. ’Some people
have no tdci111r1r.1«hu;1111r.
“ How do 1 g-‘l dung ?“ said Sticklcr.
“ I‘ll t1 ll you. my by. I 11111 constitution-
oily Opp-lard t 1 Lib ‘1 my I'l‘lilt' furl-ids me
to beg. I'm too lam-«t tu ~tr.il ii pui‘s vvorth
from nuylm ly ; i1 it. think {:uOdlir-RS. I am
always willing to liz‘l'l'UW from ii friend. My
dearlmy. 111‘. s 1 call you 11 friend for. my a
fin: .1111: _1 :. 3" 111.11? l~l111ll never forget
that l u\\'t‘ y 1 . 1:;.~‘-1l;1y.“
“ Bub. did .1-111 t-vrr stop to think.“ said
a grocer recs may. as be measured out halfa
peek of potato i. “ that these potatoes oon~
thin sugar. “'1llt‘l' and starch 1'" “ No. I
don‘t." tepllt‘tl the bri-vI “ but I . heard
mother say you put Ill .13 and beans in your
coffee. and about a pint of water in every
quart of milk you hul l " The subject of
natural pliiluflt‘ph)‘ was dropped right there.
OLD TIMBRS.
Luke P. Puliud is the only relic of tho
old statesmen of the days of Clay, Calhoun
and Webster. He still clings to the own]-
low.tail coat with the bright gold buttons
which were ruled by all of the fashionable
men of that time. It is cleaner and prettier
than the Princo Albert or the cutaway oi
tho present. In fact. t\ \ dress of men bu
been growing simpler 111.1 ing the past cen-
tury. Washington. who 1\‘ed in 1799. wort
rum“ on his sleeves. and half of tho mon
who signed tho Declaration of Independc
onoo wore powdorod wigs. Jolcroon sport-
od lnoo brooches, and Madison was proud
of having worn a suit of clothes of Amor-
' loan Inaho at his inauguration. Danie)
Wohotot molly woro a suit of anal-brown
color. with a largo. ooft nocktio. Martin
Van Duran was very fastidious about his
W, and always appeared during thq
manor in tho whitest of whito duck linen.
His clothes were cut in tho latcot styles. and
In wore very high stock nocktieo, out 0!
which poopo‘l his standing collar. making
“(hood look like that of John the Baptist
’n‘aohorgox. Andrew Jackson also dro-od
w'oll. though ho did not nab his clothes a
first! utter. Scary Clay woro a swallow-
BI and o_ shading collar extravagant”
Janus But-Jinan woo always very
In his m always oppmi.‘ m
'oll «In no had post troublo as to how
to don“ oppoor when to was our moist-I
"law mm involvodov.
h floo— d also! ”a.“
”‘5‘
IN A FRENCH RESTAURANT-
A Place Where no [loo-Iota!" Allow“.
If you visit New Orleans this spring and
happen into any of the French restaurant-
011 Canal street. look out for a sign read-
ing ‘ “ X11 llduilel‘i \\'.|lllt‘.d in here.“
My llimvit‘r fl‘it‘llll “nus bound and dctcr~
111111 1.1 1.1 try one of those French rectum
innit“. ll»: mouth but watered all the way
11.11111. 1111.1 be bid baked his chops from the
flop-mt in Canal slh‘r‘l. \Ylicn he was finally
su .i-‘.l he 11r.l--rcl 1111 oyster stew and a cup
of c alt-a. 3111 11.121 llm bread and butter
filllllnllrhl fr‘n‘ l1c 111:1le out a satisfactory
-‘.\'y live-c911! luucii. lid “‘11: cliiirmod
111.! »:2_111:Ze.l. and during the afternoon he
protubly 311111 100 stringers to that restau-
I'lllll.
.\1 1111111 1r tune he called for tho same
tlmioi, 2111i before he had finished eating
the \ixiitcr brought bun a cigar and a match
on 11 scri‘cr. '
“ l-lgad T" chuclihl the Hoosier. “but
this is 111:111it‘120111‘s1 This is treating a main
1111211. 11111 i k111ii‘k Miyba ly who says a
ward 11.:11i 11 l“1‘11:13l1 rcxtiursut 3"
\\'l1e‘.1 1111 went over to the desk to pay llll
bill the c.1xi1i -r ri‘pllr‘d tl1.it it was ninety
t‘cuk. ‘
“ \‘1‘1._v. you only charged me sixty-five at
n1.111.“r01-121‘l In llllllll.
“ Yes. but the cigar ti twenty-five cents.
\-
A211yuadidu‘tgivcittn me!“
“ N 1. Sll‘ I“ l
" ’l‘iii-iity-five cents.
tint I"
l‘il see you hanged
H1 Hiv‘r thrnw t‘.1«‘ 1‘14." down. and cush—
;--r tbs-w it l)\:‘l(. 11111 by 11111 by it was
l1r1-I11-11. l‘iicu the incrodsed and
the not grow in ire bliii ltliirsty‘.
“1 son l f.1r z-~.- p xix-31‘ f" yelled the cash-
1cr,
“ 8111! 11:11 be 1111111311 3“ yelled the Hoos-
ii‘r M ii.‘ t-1 1k 11 unit.
‘ Y» 1 lukc t-\ —ti1play zoo daid beat. eh .'“
liiiivlv‘d tl'm cashier.
"lb-.1! l1 21t 7 You all highway robber.
.lnu‘t call 112 1 ~1ii‘li iiiuies as that I“
The p iii ‘11 d1l11't com-i. but everybody in
the r11 1111 gdthurcl ill‘ mud. rind at last. tind-
iug tho place filnug up \i‘1tl1 a curious
crowd, tl11l caslizer 1:.1vs 111 and took sixty-
five m~11ts 121 sr-tilcnuut.
‘ hwiv \i‘liiirv you fr 1:11 he flfilix‘d I” he
poi-kt tn! the 111.1219)".
“ lii li.111'i. tllll don‘t you {1 1rget it.’ I‘m
11 ll 1mm: .111-1 1 don‘t knuckle to n.1i-.1l_\‘ 1'“
‘ A ”.1 wicr E l remember dint! A
llousierf ll 11111111. yuti htirry up 11nd point
big smgu which rei-ls d.iit n i lloasier wits
“ jiiv “
“united in my place no more
“ .\:1l 111's.“ rcinur‘tcl l1:.l;m1a as he
backed out. “ French resti’irntit, a hug
farewell ' (ind-bye. 111.1 ro‘nbcrl 1 can‘t
hurt yo here. but let me catch yo '3p in lu-
dinna and I‘ll lick ye liuipsy, *' . have to
mortgage 111v cider mill to p.13 .m- hnc I“
JEFFERSONXAN SlMl’lJt‘lTY.
flu- lh‘iignn‘r of Iln‘ \\ hllt“ lluusr a lhixnl
I‘LntrrlnIm-r.
It 111 1111 1111“ rub-11 l;l\\' tl;.1t lll" approprim
111111 for thv yr 11' .1 new I‘rm1lr11t 1‘ 1:111211 in
ali iii only lm partly spent, so tlx 1t tlm 1111\v
11d11;1211~tr.‘1t1.111 1111) l1:i\1‘ same row ly :11 «111 y
llm
ll1‘1w MN :11 1!~-1::"111-i
"\‘l‘ l l1 :1
a
in 111 llw‘ 1111y‘ .l~ ~11,-.l 1‘l1 mgr-u ‘\‘:!ll'i
sp. 2;! «111 lll" \Vliiti2
111 tlm .111:r «411.1. llill .1-. 1t 1“
i\.- 11‘ lit 1 tear 1111l1111\\11t1‘1:._ .4311 r 1.:111~
~ 1‘1.‘1t1.«~1‘.1'1!1‘.1‘i.it:s1<-1ll_\‘t:~:~:- 1.12;.2
1‘ .t x 2112‘ l'11l.vv‘~.rly d 1y\ .1! ‘l.- 11px!»
1‘11! la 13h fv'l\\ “.1“ 1:..l1‘ .1‘11111
:l, ::1 11 y ~1-111111:1'll1--l.»11‘.1-~ .1!‘ t}. Fri-‘1-
l 215 .1\ :1 1.x. :1111 lll" ll ~l:1_111;< .1211 l; 111
iilfx Hf 1‘1'1.1n-l l‘lt‘?“ll-1‘ll~‘ \\~‘l‘i* 11“ Lys-
t»1.wl.yn\1-rtl:1- r\tr.1\.1~.;1111‘v~ 11f tlm \Vliitu
ll 1w .1ppi‘.-;.r1.it1.111\:1stl11\_v ATP 11 ~11 l‘lm
~‘1‘1r‘11f living “:11: s»ll‘:1.l by \lr. .l:tl.1.~--11.
1111«~11111111\l tl1.‘ llli‘\~‘lll Winio lli gm. lt
\\ 1111 .l.1t~1iiiquiro too closely into what is
.,‘. ,.\ :1 .u Jntfi-rminiiiu siiiiplix‘ity. l‘hc trim
:1 1.1111»; .1f‘tl1:itt1‘r111 is smiplimty 111 the
1i2111:11~'.13111.111ofthv- govcruup 11!» but tlm
..-.11111.\ l1 1\ 11--v1-r bid .1 l‘rmi li'lll V1 f-12.l
:.«-111\.11-.i ll\]|l 1_\ iii _\Ir. ult‘ni‘l'\“ll. His
l-‘ilvlli hv'l‘\l1‘t~ 111 llilf- ;11 gniu 111111 :1 1.1»!1
t-1 ~1-1111d ~rtln1t l11‘ 111-1r: gut 111-.r He
1’ t'11112-lt 1 .\111-‘r1«‘.1 \i1tl1 “111:! 11‘1.111!1ttc-t
<1! l-‘1ltx‘ l :'.z‘:|.lvl.l«' :1t1l \‘1l‘..1l .‘ll‘ ”112:7le
\\ -=.l1l.‘1ll l'. lit-'n\l:;‘.i\ H12 \V‘thtl
t-t11'21 ‘l 1‘:'.11 1112! 1 :1 l'r~113. 1"‘11‘1‘l.
\i!.- r. ‘lv 1‘ -1.. . 1‘» .1 ~1151111i; 1 l1 ~11.!.2lity
llx- ~‘1-cv- -- i- l 1‘: .1 1: ”111.1, :12.i 11 \\ 1‘ 11
i.1:i.- .‘.-‘.:.1.‘_~.i :12'11 1\\ 1r is in 111% 1‘ 11111-21111 1m-
1'1"» 1 1 i,-.1: l.1111 .‘111121114111111; 115 UV 1111-1!
«1’ 1:1 1.1 i-titi rtziiiirul. H...
1m; 11‘ l1~~ 1‘
111 its
l1 the
1f g‘11\‘~ lll'
11:1 l -l"..".\ :1‘w‘i1 \ t1‘11
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i. 1\- .11.1‘.'.t."11w1-f ll.\ ...;l1!~*1.
\\: ~121'v \‘i l 5'1-1'l12111. in)". 11 I'm 1!’l l- lb“!
l1 1' xiyniq fill iilty 1:“~--u~. “Elli ll ”11‘ K1,“
‘. .113\ .1111 i. n,» ~. “mm 11.1: ”'3? 1:1~1.~tl_v
19. 1211:1411. l :1! Nl-iirl‘u‘niln ‘ l‘ll' :1 “1111'
in \\‘.l\ 111 \‘1.1~l1111.zt1111 be “is «lixgdriw‘d
11.1l1ti11 1‘13-21l111.‘111si111pl11‘iiy i11iiliit‘i1lii-1
1x111m~ut t-f tlw l‘r.-‘:di111t\‘ \\.l\‘ in
1‘. ..‘i1d. 1111.1 inn-1111112111111 it upon “hit “:11!
'l‘lit‘ \“l1llt‘
lluust- H vi 1111 1111\1'11 splrndid :111 l lllllN‘Nllly
.11-
tl.1-11 11 NI‘Jl” of royal gmridi-ur.
umuaiun. but 1~1glityny1-1irs 1.1.51 llli‘l't‘ was no
public or private rt‘\ltll‘ll\‘t‘ in llil‘i country
ipprmicliiiig 1t. Hrcystuiic did 1111i t‘vnt.
nor the Vznilerbilt p21l111x1s7~w1 Mr, .111th r.
sun damn“ 1111 ljxt‘cutive 111:11isinii relia-
lively as llnpualltg its if l'residcnt t‘lcveliuid
were to build 111111 on lllt‘ model of Windsur
Castle nr Versailles. This crazc about Jef-
fersoui.u1 simplicity ought to come under
the bend of popular dr-lux‘ions.
A VlEW FROM THE MOON-
From l’ruf. langb-y‘s illustriitcd article
on “ The Planets and the Moon.“ in his
series on “ The New Astronomy." in the
(‘c"1!ury. we quote the following: " The
truth is. however. that. looking at the earth
from the moon. the largest moving animal.
the whale or the elephant. would be utterly
beyond our ken : and it is questionable
whether the largest ship on the ocean would
be visible. for the popular idea as to the
magnifying power of great telescopes is ex-
aggerated. It is probable that under any
but extraordinary circumstances our lunar
observer with our best telescopes could not
bring the earth within less than an apparent
distance of five hundred miles ; and Tthe
reader may judge how largo a moving ob-
ject must be to be seen, much less recog-
nized. by the naked eye tit such a distance.
“ Of course. a chief interest of the suppo-
sition we are making lies in the fact that it
will give us arneixsure of our own ability to
discover evidences of life in the moon. ii
the-re are any such as exist here ; and in thin
point of view it is worth while to repeat
that scarcely any temporary phenomenon
due to human action could be visible from
the moon under the most favoring circum~
stances. An army such as Napoleon led to
Russia might conceivably “be visible if it
moved in a dark solid column across the
snow. It is barely pouible that such a veal
oel as one of the largest ocean steamship:
might be seen under very favorable circum-
stances. as a moving dot ; and it is even
quite probable that such a conflagration as
the great are of'Chicago would be visible it
the lunar telescope, as something like a red
dish star on the night side of our planet ;
but this is all in this sort that could be dis.
corned.
“ By making minute maps, or, still bet-
ter. photographs. and comparing one year
with another, much however might have
been done by our lunar observer during
this century. In its beginning, in compari.
son to the vast forest; which than covered
the North American continent. the cultivat-
ed field: along its eastern seaboard would
have looked to him like a golden fringe bor-
daring a broad mantle of green ; but now
he would see that the golden fringe has
pushed aside tho goon farther back than
the Mississippi. and would gather his best
ovidonoo fromtho foot (surely a noteworthy
no) that man. unrepresented by the poo
plo d the Uuiud m hail changed OBI
ammoraisworld dufingtbopno-
“WHO”. while to sooth-l
about!"
I was talking the other day with an old
member about women lobbyists in “Hashing-
lngtou and their influence upon legislation.
“ “I tell you." be said. “ about the experi-
once of 11 Congressional friend of mine. He
was very much opposed to a certain mess.
urc in which the lobby was interested.
Tlicrc “1:13 not money enough in the coun-
try to llllYe purchased his support of the
bill. The lobby went at him in u rather
ingenious way. They caused him to be in-
troduced to a very handsome and interest-
ing married hid}. the wife of a retired army
oiliccr who happened to be interested in the
bill. This lady began a mild flirtation with
my Congressional friend and soon had him
oomph-tidy captivated. \Vheiiever she was
in tlic gallery of the House he would fly up
113 fast as he could to visit her. One
morning. the very day the bill my friend
“fits opposed to was to come up. he received
a note from this lady asking him to cull at
her house at 1 o‘clock that Afternoon. This
“as the some lmur set for the causidcrutiou
of lllt‘ bill. The tux-tuber. however. did not
r1‘1111‘111bcrtl1is. llu was so delighted with
the note lllxll he forgot all about the bill.
llc inuli‘ued to this lady‘s limisc. which was
in tho cvtrcme lll‘l‘lll\\t*\ll I‘ll part of the
city. When ltt‘ t\!‘l‘l\‘\‘1l tlii‘rc. full of hope
11nd i‘vpm‘tzitian. he found this lady with
111111 or two interesting young twins with
liar. \iliuui alio prcsi-iitixl. N112 said that
she llllil taken tlm him-My of sending for him
without explanation bi-cnusc slic dvsircd
him to take lunch \\ itli l11‘r llt‘lt‘t'S. 'l'l11-y
\vi-ri‘ to be in \Viishiugtuu only :1 div and
1111‘1-\.~r_v:111\i11us to see so pr11211i11-111l :1
111.111. lx-d nut
to :1 l1.\11d_\-1111c llllli‘ll t.1b‘1~ rind lwpt 111‘1‘11-
‘llt‘ll for I111 l‘u‘llr or so more in tho pditmt
'I be i‘niigrcsx‘ui'iii \ii1stln‘u
fashion. \\'l11~11 liv.‘ ri‘turm-l to tho lluuso
lu- found tl1.1t the bill to which in» “:1“ so
savagely uppuxcd luid iilt‘x‘21dy “ism-d. 'l‘licn
ho llllllt‘T‘l'li‘il the limiter. llu 11--\‘.-r 121111-21
up 111 lllls lady zigsiri. lint elm riiiviys bows
to him \1-ry gunidiaturixlly‘ \\‘llt‘ll‘.‘\'il‘ slio
paxsr‘s him by." Tho 1111‘111l11‘r added :
“ 'l'l1:1t l‘l ‘llt‘ nulv i\.iy tli it I luv-ii 115 th 1!
vomi-u llllt’i‘l lt‘gl‘lldllun. Hwy l1;1\'1\ :1 per‘
fx‘i‘t gcmm for 1‘1111111111‘.11‘11-s 11f tl1:1t sort 7—!0
\lf:\\\‘ :1“ .1y iiivtiiln-rs “’1 1111 tlix 1r puts at a
limo \i’l1z‘u tin-1r [\l‘t‘N‘I‘llt‘I‘ 111 tlii‘ lit-use
might bc fatal to a lll"‘:\slll‘i‘.“
THE LONDON EXPRESS ENGINEER.
X11 tun engines ever rcamublc each other.
1111 math-r li-‘W carefully thcy may have been
built from the same plziu. neithvr do any
two drivcri 1111111140 tllt‘ll' engines precisely
in the suns \viy. W11 l1 11‘» in llllil instance
an 1-t1‘v‘1lcut opportunity of 1‘ Itugnring two
illlli‘rt‘lll lllt‘lllxi~l3 11f drn‘iug. lt H the
dnvoi‘s priiiz‘ipml oijct to gut th:i l’t‘«ltlll‘r‘il
11:11 um! of “‘0“; out of his mum» \i1tii the
mi ilicst p st‘lliltt expcn lililh‘ of c 1.1l 11nd
\\':tlr‘r. To obtain this result tlic 113111111 m‘ist
lm “crkc-l I‘X}‘:\:l§l\t'l}‘. which li dinu by
placing the \‘Xili‘i‘ got: 111 such :1 p isitinu by
tilv‘Alifi 11ftl1e lover tlut ll)“ supplv of stout-11
.' 1tl11‘ cylinders l\‘ .~:1r oil before t311 l‘i\l.lll
iris .11‘.‘.1211pl1sl11‘d its full strokv‘. 'l‘l‘.~ r-- are
(“.1 “31.1w uf controlling the speed of 1m eii~
cine iv irkr l. as iill locum itivcs tire “.11“li
11.1w. I“l‘.lll§l\t‘l_\'. \'.1‘1 111 \y keep tliu ri‘qtt.
lit -.' {\‘l‘lx‘ 11;:‘11. so tl1.it 111-am is always a
full supply .1! ~: 1711111111.; 1v.1_v t.1tl1c .‘ylin.
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l v
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on is“: 71ml ll‘." t‘\:\1‘l sp 1t at \il111‘l1
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higriil 1111111: t'111- lmc :111y lie tirx' siglitixl
111;; of the thi'lic 1111 b.11l1 th 1 212- 1111!
lines. 1111 l. 1ibui 1‘ all. zzi‘ht be r.:\ iv to
“1th tho utmost ironiphtudc should
thing go wrong ~ 1"..- 3111‘.
111‘!
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GREATEST COLD ENDURED BY MAN.
\71111‘ . <11 y~1211~ l 1‘11221-1111111r21ry. ti.» limit.
is \\.1y11!l lllsI‘t.ll\1l.‘_:. 11111111-1l121r11l.1f"1l
dcgrmw 1.. l-‘\\‘ zrru “ l1. ing: the l=1\\i‘~l 1‘~‘r-
rr-cti .i 1121-.111 li‘lll)‘t‘l‘.\lll!‘i‘ tn \il.1.‘l1 Arctic
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\\l1:llllll11‘.\li\l-} “ 11:1‘111" t-21111~1‘.it11rc l
ciuinot i21111gi2111 uulrss it is pcrpvtrzitrd 11s 11
dvtn-stiible piiti ; 111. the “ 111N111 “ iiliviiys 111.
dii‘uti‘s the iii’i-r.1~;12 11f sevenil. 11nd 11111111‘ty.
not oven one (if the Arctic \':Il‘lt‘l_\‘. c1111 h:\\t
"perk-need M‘i‘rml luiviis‘t t1 iiipcrituriwi on
one trip. liiit to pass llll“ obxcurity. it is n
mutter of record that tlii-rc tll’r‘ fi‘\\' parties
of Arctic cvplori‘rs \vlm lli|\‘1‘ not «win-rimm-
ed a grvntcr dcgrcc of cold thnii ill drgn‘cs.
llr. “eyes was exposed to 6“ dcgrccs .3 min-
lllt‘s \vliilc trnvclling many 11111115 mmy H.111:
his ship and 11 number of cases could be
specified \vhi‘re short trips “'1 rc 112:1dc tl1:1t
cvpnsed the ‘rilYt‘llt r to lh‘li‘\V.Sl\l‘\v\\lll‘ dc-
grmw‘. Si‘liii'itlui. \ilm endured prululvly
tlii- l0\\'1‘.\l cold ever rccordcd by a \\ lute
1111111. 611“ it tit severity-two degrees below
zero. and traivcllrd that day ten or l\\'i‘l\1‘
uiili-s. 'lilwrc \vi-rc §l\lt‘i‘ll d.1ys \i‘ln-u his
piirty was cvposcd to 11 teiiiperiituro lmwr
tbiin sixtymiie dcgrces. 11nd this Mill i11ii.-s
from his base of supplies. \vlicii ho “in ii\'-
lug oil the game and fish of the country.
'l'licse tigurcs of Schwatku‘s inch-urologist.
Klutsclink, \\'t‘l‘t‘.‘50 rcnizirkible llmt 1111 his _
return his instruments were i. .xtml zit Yiila
College, and found to be one darn-e out or
the \\'tl_\'—lll his favor. The Tim” probably
knows that Smith Souud. \vhcrc (irccly‘a
party was. is not among the coldest districts
of the Arctic regions. the pole of minimum
depression being somewhere near King
William‘s Land. as shown by the meteoro-
logical observations of Mc(‘-liutock. Parry.
Rosa. Ron, Schiviitkii and Hull. taken close
,in there. To clain 2.40 at this day as the
best trotting record is no mere absurd than
to claim 01 degrees as the coldest \i‘eather
endured by white men.—— W. .4. Grain: in
Jun: Turk World.
Supreme t‘ourt l‘rnctlen.
" Don‘t. you bclicvc all you hear.“ said an
old lawyer friend. “ about Supreme Court
incomes. Discount them always. Matt
Carpenter and J ridge Black did as well as
any lawyers crer did here.1\ud neither left a
fortune. nor did they get the income of one
in fees. I tell you $5,000 is a good deal of
money, and $10,000 is a great deal. I don't
believe Edmund: earns a cent over $5,000
tn a practice. He had five case: last year.
and they did not represent much property
at stake. He has a house here worth $15,-
000, perhaps. and has just bought a lot for
$13,000. on which he will build a hotter
house than he has. Edmnnda may be worth
altogether $200,000, and that is a liberal oo‘
timato, I should my."— W'aafiingtun mm
Prllo or lllrtu.
Agceat at a fashionable reception our.
rates that be overheard a sixteen-year old
dandy any to a still younger belle 1 “ Iam
glad my farm at out of trade fifty years
ago. My father was never in basilica, but
devoted himself to science as a hobby.
Ho made several discoveries, you know.
that have got a permanent place in the
books." Thu. he looked into the girl‘s face
for admiring wonder. but. saw only gentle
mull-oration “ So your poor papa had
Implement 3" also said; and than with I
‘ (111 l. 11111(ii-r:1:12i_v1‘:\1‘l11.11: 1 1r 1': 1111
min lul ~11 ‘11 111-ire ll~hV 1:111:41 1‘ rt 2‘:.1~l..f
(“Cry ;
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glen-elm d'udoia a. ace-a. " ,
ulna-wt._aovuflmstall@
_fi_.
Tho shock of Dr. Dammch‘o suddow
death from pneumonia and the death of
several other prominent persons from kib-
drcd diseases will direct general attention
to the almost irresistible character of that
destroyer when once it has gained a foot-
hold in the human system. and to tho
methods requisite for the prevention of I
malady which it is so difficult to cure. The
records of tho Bureau of Vital Statistics
show that the number of deaths from pueu-
mouia in this city averages from 3.000 to
4.000 annually. making about one-eighth of
the entire mortality. 11nd yet the best phyti~
cinns frankly Admit that little progress has
been made in the treatment of the disease.
and that more than almost any other malady
it baflles their skill. In this case attempts
at.prcventiou tll‘t) worth a thousand times M
much as attempts at cure. and it is fortunate
that prevention can be so easily affected.
Persons who by frequent and judicious
bathing keep the skin in a healthy coiidi~
lion. and by daily exercise in the open air
11111111t:iiti a vigorous circulation in every
part of the system, are not likely to be It!-
tin-lied by pneumonia, and they will very
seldom sutl‘cr from cold; but even those
who do not thus Wisely care for their health
may generally prevent the development of
a cold into pneumonia, by beginning the
treatment of the cold at its very first appcar-
ancc Ms serious attack of disease. With
more than 3.01)” fatal crises of pneiunouiii in
this city annually. it is not prudent to con.
eidcr a slight cold as of no consequence. ad
so many do.——.\'. Y. dial? and Erprrm.
THE SEA OF GALILEE.
( 1111 of :h.‘ t‘zix‘: tlixngs 1111‘ “liicli I lnokel
here “‘1: llle‘ (slim..- industry; but I found
it not. 'l‘lu‘ri‘ is t-\lilw‘llll_\' only one xiiilin:
vessel 1111 tho l‘ik1‘. Illivl but 11 I
handful of clumsy rouluiits.
small
\\‘l1cn 11110 of
tlirso baits gets out 11f ortl- r there is “encr-
nl coiutvrriutinn. 1t H \‘.‘.E l. for the art of
shipbuilding 1“ 111-
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l 211;:rr k111i“ 11 here.
“'lu‘ii \iv- M'lil «1:11 svrt mt tin-lay “I‘ll lll~
Fll’lli‘ll“ll§l .11 111111‘111-‘1 illllt‘t‘ tixli fur dinner
ho was 11.11.1l1lct11t‘111l: singlv t".~l1 in the
market. This 1‘- t‘xlu'.‘l\ll_\‘ stici‘itv‘. 112115-
\lhlli‘ll iui l l;:ticl1:id1~ \llHt‘ i‘i1.l111.‘~‘ llrl‘
lllx‘ \\:il(‘rs “1.11111 \vitli life
day. Just 1111111 the d.1y~‘ “llt'tl t‘l11‘2~t culivd
pzx’mitnrni la-
(lzlllln‘nlt lixlic‘iziirn t11 “is tl.\\‘ililt‘r\l.lli.
Ynt lixliitig; :\ still carried 1111 here 1111 a
small smili‘. 111111 llhi night 1 Mir :1 lit-fill
push out t.» s.‘.1 \iitli “'1‘! 3111.1 1rd. jiht at
Siiiit-n did. no doubt. “licii lie “11“ buiud
in " tnil zill tiigbt " 11‘ fll!‘ sum-2 lxitsiix- \s.
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11f M1111.
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:111111‘. tli it the i‘lllfrlli “urn
'l'licy could nut lzmc l‘t't‘ll
'l‘lic‘ llli‘ilt‘rll “wild ride
t\\1--tl1;r.latl:n \\I\_\‘ around tho Like 1111 the
rouge] burl. «1'11 donkeyiur :1 12.111111 ntlwr
tl1:1ti display the enterprise rvnpiircl to ef~
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bruit. Stupriity Mid oiipidity‘ :1r11 cvpr)‘.
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l‘fillrlli‘t‘. 3.1..“ Urieuru I. ‘w‘i 1“ Viv-.11
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int-nrly lll‘ .‘dt-xim1 1-1 llr.1:1l ; 11.1113
and Russia cach about 2’
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(ii‘rtiutiy.
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llurklc'ti‘s \ ruiru ‘ill\ 1‘.
'l‘m- in st Sulvi‘ 1n lllt‘ “arid fwi t'iih,
Bllllrt‘n‘. Siili‘s. lli‘x rs. hilt llln 11111,
bow-r >11r1~. 'l‘ctti-r. t‘linpp. d ll.1lid~.
t‘l11lbl:1111~‘.t‘i1i‘1is.:ind :illh'kin l‘ltiiptiiiiia
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qiiiri d. it lu‘ 1:\1:11‘:111t1~1-d lu giro prrfi-i‘t
<:111.\i':11‘111111. or 11111111)‘ ii-i‘umlni. l‘111‘1
1‘71 cunts pur box, For >11icl-y (ii-«1. ll.
l‘lzusli-d. Noiivulk and South Nor'ii‘alk.
l“11rdyspepsi:i. 1r any stomach ile~
r.1111;1‘1111‘1u. no other r1 nix‘dy \‘llll li-
found so pit as 1111. prompt, and elfu‘liv.‘
ai'Aycr‘s t‘ntlmitn‘ l‘ills,
.\ Iircitt Discovery.
'l‘lit‘ gt‘t‘ult‘et tllst‘iivo‘r)‘ ul' llit‘ Milw-
tn tli century is llr.‘liisl|1-‘.~1 Spi-t‘uil 1‘11 »
soriplinn for sick ht'utltu‘llt‘. Which Is thi-
mscnvi‘iy of 1111 eminent physician and
iisrd by him for uvcr tlurtv years bi‘finc
giving it ltllllt‘ public and it stands lu—
day \vuliuut 11 rival. Read “ll\‘\‘rtl>t-
nit-lit in another column. For sale [‘3‘
(loo. 1%. l‘iiiistcd. NtlerIlk 11nd South
Noriviilk.
Loading medical authorities iiidune
Aver‘s Sursspiirillu as lllt‘ bi‘st. blood
purifying medicine in existence.
Young Merit—Read This.
Th9 Vultaic Belt Cm. of Marshall,
Mich..‘ofl‘er to send their L‘t‘l"blalt‘d El-
et‘tru-\ oltaic Belt and other Electric Ap-
pliance on trial for thirty days. to rim.
ivoutig or old) stficted with nervous d11-
liility. loss of vitality and manhood. 111111
all hindered troubles. Also for rheuma-
tism. neuralgia. paralysis. and many
other diseases. Complete restoration to
health. vigor and manhood guaranteed.
No risk is incurred as thirty days trial is
allowed. “him them at once for illus‘
trated pamphlet free.
These are Solid Facts.
The best blood purifier and system rc-
giilator ever placed Within the reach of
suffering humanity. truly Is Electric
Bitters. IllaCllVll'y of the Liver, Billio-
usness. Jauiidice. Constipation. \Veih
kidneys. or any disease of the urinary or
gens, fr whoever nquires an appetiur.
tonic or mild stimulant. “'lll always ever
always find Electric Bitters the best and
certain cure known. They act surely
and quickly. every bottle guaranted to
give entire satisfaction or money refun-
ded. Sold at fifty cents a botlle by Geo.
B. Plaiatod Norwalk and So. Norwalk.
Hale‘s Honey the neat Ccugh cure. fic..lb._.l.
QIon-‘s Sulphur-{Soap heals and beautilosfla»
meonkcuover kiiisCoragnonioaan
Ililft "strand Whisker Dye—Black 1* Emu.“
me‘n Toothnche Bron- cnro in I link."
MM men-nth: I'm- aro a our. can.“
A Remarkable Escape.
Mrs. “an A. Duiey. ut‘ l‘unkhannock
P3,, was iffiicted for six years with As-
thma and bronchitis, during which time
the best physicians could give no relief.
Her life was despaired of, until in last
October she procuredra bottle Dr. King’s
New Discovery. when immediate relief
was felt. and by continuing its use for a
short. time she was completely cured.
gaining in fled) 50 lbs. in a few months.
Free trial bottles of this certain cureot
all Throat and Lung Diseases at Gen. ‘8.
Plainted’o drugstore. Norwalk and, 80.
m
The Winter Resort!
"INICI4AND.
on “SOI’THERN PINES.“
Iu Monro County. North Carolina, (X0! New Jersey.)
l1 i> nu lht‘ must rlt‘Vfllid point of ‘1tic Long la‘af
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Cllt‘flpt‘sl l’:1.1it Home in the
City.
L. H. DEC (Eli,
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Mrs. W. Pawcett.
N . 3 Jam 211‘ Block. “'a'er St. NOR“‘ALK.
0 ‘ No. 73 Main 51.. SO. NORWALK.
It- now prepsnck show all the Latest Styles in
SPRlXG AND SI'MMER
Has and Barnes.
Alt-o Feathers. Flmvcrx Silks. Laces. tampea. Ycl.
vets. Ribbons. all Novelties in Millinery
Trimmings.
1’
Hats Bleached and Pressed
AT SHORT NOTICE.
Ladies” Own Materials Made in the Latest Styles.
Black Crepes a Specialty.
MRS. W. F AWEETT.
Bibles . and old
mutual; locales than
pri of
I-Stgfi mud equal
08‘.
to the Eng tn
chance for agents to make
money. Send 31.1!) for out-
at. Tam var Lima.
Tho Henry Bill Pub. 01..
NM 00...
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'10 (/035le illl’l‘ll lab
The advertiser having beenpcrmanently cured of
that dread disease. Cunenmpton. by a simple run-
edy. is anal-111.- to make hum-11 to his fellow-mach
ere the means of cure. To all who desire it. he will
wood a copy of the pro-c ription used. (runs). with
the directions for inept-nun and using the some
which they will and a sure Ctr-u for Coco-t.
thmomo. _ shun?
(201.213. Cowsrlgron. Auras. fosmrm etc.
Porfieowtohhxt WW J” Phi-e
saw. it. A. VIII-Boll. no Pena
Railroad Watches!
Hatch, Bailey 81 60.,
Manufacturers of and Dealers in
Lumber,
. Timber,
Shingles,
Lath,
Doors. Moldings. Sash,
Blinds. Pickets, Win-
dow Frames.
Etc.
l'ciicci‘cil Hard Wood Work.
Hard Wood t‘eiliiig 11nd
Floorii 1:.
nears.“ ‘ 3::
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Cnstoria is 1111 narcotic. .‘L ibrr‘. Nurses
:2;1ll‘1::o:s azrcc that :‘ur 1* Stomach.
l‘l..tnlci.c,v. l‘iarrhiri. az‘.‘ .;st.;~ati11r1.
1101:.Yfl 1* so [in 112m 1“ \ '. ' l‘.x1“:.cr s
Cantorin. 1)- as inn: tlic
Ca‘ifoz‘ia pus rivbuat health and nat-
ural sleep.
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The Great Healing llcmcdy.
211.1 i.
An ilil’xtliblo 1 ‘1“4‘ l‘n!‘ Ill-rumnthm. Qtl-
lun- 1. \r ~: 1. \‘. ll|l1ltl‘.l;\ll‘ll‘. sprains.
>11" 3.1.211 . . ”Jblll. and “mentors from
any i .1un‘.
P.T.3;1rn:un,11m great Showman. lays :—
“Among 1;._v vast troupe of E1uestriins. Team-
Itcrs. liurri‘s. Camels. and Elephants. some are
always unim- l. bruised. or wounded. My Stir
goons and \‘czcrinarics all any. tha‘ for casual-
ities to men and minds. nothins is so
efficacious a: Centaur Linun' out."
‘1'! Fifth Av . New York. May 9th. 1‘3
I
New Goods!
lliiilumiils, “Hitches.
may 1)—
JEWELRY!
5...» 1\gr:.'
’tl Nuriiaik. s‘
for
‘1'12t‘fl by the company.
“01 ‘K H llll) QC It ‘K-TRAIN
John Foley‘s timid l‘~‘ns and Pencils.
Solid Srlii‘r 11ml l‘l.it1‘d \\'.1re. Upvru
(ii-Id Spectacles and
l‘Iy‘e-tiiasses. Nickel and
“blunt Clocks.
(”.1551 s.
Repairing: and Adjusting
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A Sl‘Et‘lA LTY .
Standard Time by t‘hmnouicti-r. at
A. W. Austin’s
Opera House Block,
Norwalk. - Conn .
LflflK! LflflK!
REDUCE
Your Grocer ' Bill.
Standard Granulated
Sugar for $1.
16 lbs. Extra C. Sugar, $1.
17 lbs New Prunes, $1.
Cakes Higgins, German
Laundry Soap. $1.
15 lbs.
22
2 lbs. Nice Raisins, 250.
New Dried Currants per lb. 70.
FaucyDricd Peaches per lb. 1 6c.
Sperry 8:. Barnes‘ Hams per 1b.
13 cts.
Best Butter per lb. 30c.
Sperry 8: Barncs’ Lard by the
tub per lb. 100.
Other gentle in proportion at
Daniel L’Hnmmeiiei
[Successor to W. W. Conmcx a 00.]
‘kw ”'1
70‘!
BEST EXTRA CTS.
Prescriptions
Patent Medicines
The Best
Vegetables.
Hunt & Zelufs.
Oranges.
Bananas.
Grapes.
Apples.
Lowest Prices.
Escallc-ps.
Oysters.
Clams.
Pickled Oysters a specialty.
Fresh and Good.
Prompt
Delivery.
l’oliti‘
. Attention.
At Our Market.
“'hencver you want anything to be
got at a complete market give us a call.
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ALL STYLES AND l.\l“‘ Plill’E‘.
Womens‘. Misses‘ anc
Childrens‘.
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(in try the House that pleases ail.
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S7 Main St. -
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and that \\ 11.- t‘auseil l-y uiu-ruork and anxiety -1\ rl‘
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L‘llARLO’I'l‘E PETRY.
3.“: River $1.. Thiy. .\‘ \'.. Sept 6. 1584.
S. B Am uizii— sir: in reply in your ninth:
11 lu‘thcr I had any inun- imubie “:tli headache \\ id
say that l lune not been irvnbii‘d \iizh it .11 1114 the
tli 1‘ 31‘s”. and that my genrm: health has tummy
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PRICE
FOR SALE BY
GEORGE B. PLAISTED.
Korwalk and South Nomik.
B0LI4AR.
733”
NOW IS THE Tiiiiz‘ro 17.51;
HOYT’S,
Cough Remedy.
lire D1111, Medicines, 811.
Caretully
Compound“.
A LARGE STOCK OF
HOODWINKINGACONGRESSIAN- I'll! PREVENTION OF PNEUIONIA-
MALARIA.
.La an anti molar-bl monk-tn.
DB. DAVID KBNSIDY‘S
FAVORITE REMEDY
has won mtdcnor-iniom So traveler mould cen-
slder his outnt complete unless it includes a bottle of
this medicine. If you are expmed to frequent
changes of climate. fund and water. Favorite Remedy
she 1! always be within vour reach. It ex” IIA~
poisons. and is the vent-thou chub
nnd‘malulat rev" tn the vrnrh . It 8 specials or
to untrustworthynpecini-I‘or moi-mot m
on Ltvv-r complaint-k Constipation and-ll 11m“
"lung from an impure auto of the blood. To women
who suffer from any of the 111.- [Milan to their as:
Favorite Remedy ts mn\llntl, proving tuvelf an un-
failing Mcmt a Mmung. Adan-m the rte
tor Dr. D. Kenngfionduut. X. Y. ‘1 bong. RC
arm ts. _«
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Saul or Salve.
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"ITA (OIPANT. l2 and M C11! 51... I~ Y.
AYER’S
Hair Vigor
restores. with the gloss and treshncos at
youth, faded or gray hair to a natural. rich
brown color, or deep black. ulnay be (looked.
By in use light or red hair may be darkened.
thin hair thickened. and baldness ctr-en.
though not always. cured.
It checks falling of the hair. and stimu-
lates sweat and sickly growth to vigor. It
prevents and cures ocurt anddandrutf. and
heats nearly every disease peculiar to the
Icalp. As a Lulleo‘ an: Dressing. the
"tool in unequalled; it. contain neither oil
nor dye, render: the hair sort. glossy. and
Iilken in appearance. and imparts a delicate.
agreeable. and lasting perfume.
Mn. C. P. Barnum writes from lfirby. 0..
JnIy 3. I»: : “ hut tall my hazr commenced
falling out. and in a chart time I became
nearly bald. 1 used rt of a bottle of
szn‘s Ham Yrs-nu. v: min stopped the (all-
lug of the hair. and started n new growth. I
have now a full head of hair gmwm Vigor-
only. and am convinced that but or the
use or your preparation 1 should have been
.11me bald."
J. W. Bonn, profit-tor of the Alt-Arthu-
(Ohm Enqmm. says : “ Avra‘s H a|n\ tool
to a most excellent preparation for the hair.
I speak of it from my own experience. Its
use promotes the owth of new hair. and
makes it glossy an soft. The V100: nabo
u sure euro for dandrnfl. Koo within an;
knou‘lcdge has the preparation on:
to give entire satisfaction.“
Mu. Asst-s runnuns. leader of the
celebrated “Fatrbairn Family" of Scottish
\‘ocaluts, write. from Boston, Mass" fob. 0.
183°: “ liver since my hair began“) :17. oil-
very evidence of the change which fleeting
tmie pmcutcth. l have used Avn‘oflatx
Via-11g an}. so hau- boen ablo to momma 7
n up nun-to of youthfnmesfn matter at
emigr- crnhie consequence to minnow. ort- -
tors. actors. and in her every one who hm
In the eyes of the public.“
Has. 0. A. Pazsmr‘r, writing from is El:-
81. Phylum". Alas: . Apr-1! H. "38:. say: :
" Two years ago about two-think o! my hair
came orf. It turned very rapidly. and 1 ran
iut growing bald. 011 using Ai‘zl‘s Halt
\"11:.1n the (all: 11g stopped and a new growth
ummenced. and in about a month my be“
was completely covered with short hair. It
has continued tn grow. and is nnwu good on
before it tell. I regularly-natal but one bottle
or the Via-in. but not use n W’ ’iy II
n Mg."
We have hundreds of slmllartcotlrnmlah
to the omcacy of Arta‘s “All Ytoou. It
Nougatfiutocoavincothomtokopd-
cola! naval”.
Imam 3! ‘ s
Dbl. O. Ayer 6100., Lowell,Mooo.
Sol by .11 m
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7:111 t‘m So Sunni. (‘1.
Never varies, does not contain
one particle of the adultero-
tions used to reduce the cost of
Always on hand at
117mm...
35'. '1. 1883.
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Norwalk Chronicler