“humanism-nests“
manquwsy-nsckstrect;
mum-swuuvcrdcnect.
“muss-11111111111111
Ismthsccnnstorcneislest
“Humane.
“Mammal-manuals“
”cannon-humanity”!-
Mssmmam
“themswnohunmcssn:
Inn-ammonium“
”slack-Romano.
missusmmhewuicenstnlyac.
lftt‘scssnorthtrt! am:
“when bemoan the clerks will shout.
Barren for 1111 111.111 who pays!
—~Nt'l‘ M
COIIC COIMBN‘I‘S.
" I declare. you beat me I“ exclaimed the
hill to the stick. '
“ “on murderers should be planted.“ is
a demand of the West.
A man scher‘rllm to put himself in an-
other man‘s place does not always grasp the
dtnstion.
ATexssiusnissTest man. One who
lost both arms in s sswiilill has learned to
Ire s revolver with his toes.
If "a man is known by the company he
Lupe.“ then should not the Sherifi be in-
W for something or other 9
“ I‘m down on you.“ says the feather to
the goose; “ and that is why folks keep
picking at me." was the reply. .
A coltish young man of St. Louis has
been cured of too much wild oats by being
made to face the mouth of a hurswpistol.
“ Wood iii the thing after all,“ 1111 the old
man said when the mad dog bit a large
splinter out of his wooden leg and got
choked with it.
The Palace Car Company have 13,000
blankets. If you don‘t believe this give
the porter fifty cents on a cold night and he
will show you one.
tor cars are kept running all
Winter. “ Faith," said the Irishman who
looked into one,.“ it is the fast toime I iv'cr
1"
saw a collar on whales .
They are blaming a poor and modest
clergyman in Boston. who didn‘t have 11
pair. for stealing suspenders. He know of
no other way to brace up.
When a certain bachelor was married the
members (I the Bachelor Club broke him
It by sending him as a 1vc1iding prom-lit 11
Italy ct “ Paradise Lost."
It is no longer fashionable for 11 girl to
“I “It she has refused an olfer of mar-
m. It is now in good form to speak of
the rejected lover nu having been pl iced 1111
A Nashville paper says ..lersey cattle are
finding their way into Texas. Sb do the
cattle of every Mate anywhere noar the
Lone Star State, if the cowboys are not
cuiight—t'hi‘mgo New. ‘
A visitor who has just returned from s
trip through South Carolina reports that in
one hamlet when! he stopped he saw all in-
habitant at work. We xiv:1 this story for
what it is worth—Lawn (”our-1‘".
Ex-Oovernor t‘oburu, \1‘l111liiifi 11111111- b11111:
married, in the richest man in Maine.
With no Spring and Fall bonncts to buy. s
man may acquire wealth in tho bleakcst of
album. _- Ltlul‘m'llle (' "Incl-Jourlml.
“ Are your domestic relations agreeable P“
was the question pilt to 1111 \luhuppydouk-
in; specimenof humanity. “Oh. my do-
Nestle relations are all right.“ was the re-
ply i “ it‘s my wife‘s relations that are
milling the trouble."
1110 art of letter writing is being develop.
all to a wonderful degree. When a prom
lncnt man get. into a slight unplelwuitncss.
he soon discovers that his t'ueiilii's have
preserved about seventy—live more letters
than he ever wrote in Mfu;
“ I thought,“ remarked the victim. after
the dentist had drugged him around the
room several times. " I thought you ad-
vertised to extract teeth without pain I“
“ Bo I do. sir.“ replies the operator. bland.
h; “it doesn‘t hurt me at all."
" “shavers“ carves out his own for~
”.'“ some philosopher. He does.
did no mistake. But let that same brave
man attempt to carv's a turkey. and he'll
get left. unless he has learned the trade
through a seven yesrs‘ apprenticwhip—
Lem“ am
One three-yesrbld ostrich will yield $150
worth of feathers a year. Considering that
an ostrich will eat a 11111 k‘s washing at one
meal if it gets a chance and swallow a few
fence pickets for 11 dessert. there docsn‘ t
seem to be much profit. in ostrich farming.
Jon-121301011 Herald.
How is this i In Boston thev pronounce
it Now-fulfill, accent on the Roof; in
W it is called "New-fumiddand "
‘llth great stress on the “ found, “ and the
utivos of the island say “ New-{11114411111 '
coining out drone on the had. “’11 don't
know how the dog calls it himself. —Bur~
m Hal-H'-
Two St. Louis girls, about seventeen
yuan d see, away from home recently
a“ wont to o. where they proposed
It shit a goat rsnchc. As their entire capi
“didnotconll‘ofovsr 0-1:..50 the girls
swan“, believe in the stories in the seri-
that the favorite food of the
:3 is circa posters. barrel slaves. and
W shunt-NW Her-dd.
A GREAT I“? MRILESS NUISANCB.
Nuttethewomsn who we. “ Itoldyon
0,“ whenever anything turns out just as,
youhadalculateditwouldn‘t. and who to
Include! your remembrance and belief,
“human!“ of the sort—1121.1
hummcgmtcstnuisanceintbc
wwldhtbssndableandwellmeaningborc
IIIBMly criticising his young.
'.‘sndhll‘lscthem what he did “ when
haw-atheism...“ 'l‘ojudgcbyhisscoount
law. the dvuld 8010111011 in ssgscity.
udssvsvishhlitsdidsnythina but that
wflchwvsths what and most profitable
uhhdueudcrtkc circumstances;
hfldwflfsethe seldom seems to
.10 “got on“ well is the world. and
unfit « 1. 1nd 1111111111111
.; , Awsllho younxisanin
...1. ‘° 1:31.;
“are.” 1111 111 .
min yufi. other day.
fiwu-zmmdm
“instructive
“at“ your sge.‘
‘ Wflmmdsaidw-
3"“ sow! Nymwcremyags
(lg-scrubsvssncshlssous 1111! 1111111
*h-Ilsaueyusboutwhstheuod
." Indians-you did. And did
51111111111111.1713.ka
_mtvhsvctobsmsdcwhuQuceu
Victoriagoeson s journey. To keep her
securcfmmhsmwithinhcrown residence
‘.nxmires no little alertness. but when the
sv. “ E by the collar—succisi
the. 1.1.11 111. wall—thus-end
”M»“~mfllke in your lam
W'Nhswsntspmun to resume
“Huh pesos—Based lowest.
Acct-Mineral“.
hump-11111111111111.1111! whole
“abundance-ital“
was H
mm _
(it. ssdltlisdno well. I ‘7
’- Qucentruvelsfrom London to Bahnol'al-
s distance of about 590 miles, which take-
ninctccn hours «1' perform—hundreds of
men. railway employee. policemen, and
other: have to be told oil for special duty;
and scores of trains carrying passengers or
height srcdelayed in their progress.‘ The
lines of roll on which the Czar journeys bris-
tle with soldiers: and. during the King of
Spain‘s late voyage to Estramadun. 0!“
heard of whole regiments being mobilized
to form cordons along the passage of the
royal train: even .\I. Grevy when he goes
from Paris to his seat at Moot-soustudrey
is reminded of his greatness and its dangers
by detachments of mounted gendarmes, and
by sentries with fixed bayonets in every
station. In England there is nothing of all
this; the Queen has no military guard or
escort, and yet all the measures for her pro-
tection are admirably complete. A pilot en.
glue precedes the Royal train by twelve
miles and for half an hour before it passes
1ditn1f11c on both tracks along its route is
suspended. There is 1111 resumption of the
traffic at the different stations until a quar-
ter of anhour after the Queen‘s own train
has gone by thcln. ‘snd. during this time.
danger signals are exhibited at ali these
stations. Moreover. every grade crossing
has its gut 11 locked and guarded : the switches
have all been safely locked and men are
pulled along the lines to ace that by no
chance ally human being or animal strays on
them. In the Royal train itself there are
tv .1 " look out“ men besides the ardiliary
guard. One of them stands on the engine
and faces the rear of the train to watch for
signals from any of the windows ; the other
is stationed in the guard‘s van. and keeps
hiseye on the track behind the train. A:
\lectric apparatus connects all the carriage:-
«itll the engine and guanl‘s van; and thre.
telegraph operators travel in one of the coin-
Mui‘llifl with appliance for repairing the
wires 1111 the road if. in the evcllt‘of all acci-
dent. these wires should be found damaged.
Finally. a director of the Northwestern
Company goes witlllthc train, and is supposed
to have cllargu of it —11 necessary precaution
furif anything went wrong it would 11.. .1...
iimblc that all official should be 1111 the spot
with powers to issue orders to all mll‘wuy
St'l‘YlllllS iii the name of the comp-lily. No
capricious or ilnsociable feeling 1111 the
Queen‘s part dictates the lirrnulgclliontn made
to secure full privacy during her travels.
“'hcn she is ill good health, it is necessiry
that she should travel in such a way that no
inroads 1111 made on the time which she 1111.
votes to busiiloss. There is not 11 lady in
her dominions so constantly occuyned as
she: and she can only transact. public. and
privati1 '.llI.lll.\‘ to lu'l' satisfaction by 1'.-11'11r
allowing yesterday‘s luminous to it\'t‘l‘lill\ to‘
day‘s. lively morning while Parliament
sits. and twice :1 11'111-k lit other times. 11110
receives :1 ”port oil the general state of 11f-
fairs from the l‘l'iillo Minister. who writes
in the third person - Mr. (1116131111111prosouts
his duty to vour Maj. st). .1'11. : :11111'111vs11r11-
puns are 21l11 av 5 1111811 1111111 I). Slltllt‘ l1 boxes
are brought into the Q11. 1 11‘ .1 t1' .1111 at All the
stopping stations 11llil11 5b: tr1111l.~1 and she
dictates letters to (11111 of. her ladies us the
train hurries her along these luismivcs bc~
lug afterwards ll. 111111111 f1 11' registry and
cupv ing to the private 51-1 r1tsry —.ll1~lcrs
CHILDLESS PARIS.
The embellishments of Paris have had
the 1'll‘1‘t't of making the city well-nigh
childless. 'I‘lii1 truth-81111111 11l111 has his shop
on the ground floor and his sleeping 111111115
1111 the fourth or fifth story could not keep
children without losing “:11 services of hi.-
\\'if1‘. whom he wants to help him in bi.1
business. If he kcpt children his 11'if<‘
1111111111111 obliged to live upstairs. so be
sends out his babies to nurse as soon :11
they are born. with the intention of letting.
them remain in the country until they an
die or six “1:113 11l1i:iiild the mural. who
has generally; but one giirrvt roam up :1
111121111 flights of stairs. does tlic some thing.
The result of this is that more than 51) 311 1-
ccnt. of the children born in Paris die ill
the baby farmers‘ hands before reaching
their second year. All that the Assistance
Publiquc has tried to do toward. checking
this shocking waste of life has been of little
avail. Forty crmhc's have been instituted.
but they meet tho wants of only a 5111'.“
numborzof mothers. A system for register
ing and inspecting th11 homes of peasant
women who take children to nulse bus b11111)
lit-tolliptcd. but the Assistance gets little
help from parents of the working class in
contending against the n1p:1city of baby
farmers. A nurse of whom no questions
masked charges 25 francs 11 month for
the keep of a baby; those who am 1'1 gistor-
ed and so controlled that they can onlv r11-
aeii'e one child demand 50 francs or 11111111.
These find their customers among the bour-
gcwkt‘c. but the working classes cannot
sfi'ord to patronize than—Lorain» Times.
GLASGOW’S IMPORTANCE.
Manv readers will be surprised to lcarn_
that Glasgow is the second largest citi' in
Great Britain. and the third in common 1:11
importance. In population and manufao
tories it. almost equals Philadelphia. and
for wet weather surpasses any American
:ity.1argeor small. with which 1 am no
luaintcd The people are busy. thrifty
industrious and exceedingly polite intensc
ly national. but absolutely ignorant and
indifferent about America and American
affairs. I have not met any person so
ignorant as the Italian count who asked
whether it was not dangemus to venture
miside of New York on account of the
IildianNut they do not. seem to know or
care that in the vicinity 111‘ the noble city of
Towson there is a populous and thriving
1' 11111311 called Baltimcle.
twhisgow claimstoliave the largest loco-
motive worksin the world and the ship-
building yards extend along the Clyde
twenty miles to Gleenock, presenting s
sceneofeecsclecs industry that sstonishes
evensi‘i American traveler. The Glasgow
thithedrallsons of the most ancient and
interesting churchcsinGrcsl Britain. The
pressutstructurswssbuiltin 1181 and is
inexcellent preservation. 1116 University
fiGhsgowm-dcitsprcminentphcqcvcn
when the population was quits small.—
TIII FANCY FOR BIRDS' WINGSs
ltishecomings great shame thst even
thenonoiihle sea and shore birds along
our cosst are killed in great quantities.
he prevailing rage for stulcd birds fa list
ornamentation has plmcd s vsluc‘ on every-
thingthst flies. Especially are the gill.
11nd torus penoeutod. Inst summer two
hilldcrmists settlol themselves nt 11338
Beach. N. 3.. coast the Meant inlet ad
and the 11thsr at the Beach Haven point.
and were. kept busy the whole mums! and
.1 part of the autumn skinning and mount;
111g birls. Fifteen cenhspisoe was given
for tern-1. ten cents for druid snipe—in
not, everything was howht. Several
11111-11111 3111an “good wean” the
wim‘wmm. and build it more pcfltshls
to :‘1': - .131 their‘bustssndsttcndto he new
union-1.. I turned tram reliable sources
A 'M m d childlike rs-
preach was .the mph of a little-urchin.
who, with his brother- Ind elders. wort
always scolded by their grandfather whom
ever they dared to invade the precincts of
his library. “Would you like to go to
Heaven. Bertie ?“ his mother asked of him
one evening. when she had been reading to
him Mrs. Hemsns‘ beautiful verses on the
“ Better Land“. 1‘ No, momma,“ was the
quick response." You wouldn‘t like to go
to Hcavén, my soul Why 2“ ‘3 Why,
grandpapa will be there, won‘t be r"
“ Yes; I hope he will.“ “ Well. when he
see-us 11111111111... he‘ll coins scolding along
and say: g‘ “'1ch ! whcw ! what are you
s11 here for ?‘ N11, mamma: I don‘t want
‘11 go to heaven if grandpapa is going to be
there.“
Some remarkable answers are sometimes
given by children in response to questions
put in them in school. At a school at
\anlscnd. near Newcastle. the master asked
1 class of ‘boys the meaning of the word
“ appetite,“ and after a brief pailsa1 one
little boy said : “ I know, sir. When I‘m
eatin‘ I‘lll ‘lippy ; and. when l‘i‘n 11111.11. I‘m
tight.“
As an instance of juvenile precocity we
may mention the stnitagcnl elllploycd by it
little six-year old fellow whose mother had
told him that it was impolite to ask for cake
or other things which he might see being
prepared while visiting other people‘s
houses. Calling at a house in thl1 neigh-
borhood where cake was being made. he
eyed the precious collllmsition vcry wistfully
for some time without speaking. but at last
h11 ventured 111 8111' ill an undertone:
“ \Iothcr save it‘ s not polite to ask for cleki 1. "
‘ No “ was the reply. “ it does not look
well for little boys to do so.“ “ But silo
didn‘t say I must not eat a piece in case you
gave it to me.“ was the unanswerablc 31‘6-
joindcr. ' . ‘
Of a similar kind was the suggestion of s
liltlc girl who while at 11 party had loft upon _
the table half an orange. On passing the
house the next morning she thought of the
orange. and feeling llk11 finishing it she 1111-
loved and said to tllt1 lady : “ .‘li'sc‘ltF~——
I left part 11'1111 orange llcrc last night, and
I have 11.1ll1nl to see about it. If you c111»
not find it you necdii‘t trouble yollN‘li
lboiit it. 118a whole small orange will (it.
final as well.“ '
(‘llildrem if prrmillwl. 11‘lll 1.1111111111111111 try
to argue a question. 11:13 it is .111'l1l111111lmt
tboy 11'iltilre 1111 clming 11:1 sli'gulnu-ilt win-11
ii is particularly with '.~~l1'.l to lllt‘lil.
tiiili Aunt. Betsy wan. 11.1.1
pcrsuml.1 her llillu ll-'~;1'~
by 11:13" 11f 11114111111 11'. sillil lllul
chickens wont to I‘iliisl
replied Illi‘ l1.1_1'.‘ "
goes with them.“
A little girl who llml llu.il'1l that 1"1'ul'1' 11111'
was made of dust was 11111: ilziy stun bin; at
the \\‘lllilil\\‘, iili1lzll13111;11'1-:l {-1 lw 1113 lllit‘lll-
l_\' watching lllx‘ t‘iltll!“ 11f tll.lt al.131l1' 11f
creation as tllvy 111~r1~ 11'llirl1-.lllpbytlie
wind. ller llliIIlli‘l'. observing her. asked
her 11 but she was Ililllhllh: about. and 111111
I‘l‘N‘l‘HIlllt‘il lll lulli' ‘ “ I
(bought. lli'llllllm, til it tll1~l'11 11.15 going to
be lllli‘llli‘l‘ little girl.“ This. l11111'-11'11r, was
not so precocious 1111 :ul§\\’1‘l‘ .111 that wrung
fn1lii [\llflllli'l‘ little girl who 11'1nsr1'311'1111'1lf11y
playing with the boys. lillxl was told tll:1l
being 51111111 years old she was too big for
that now. “ \\‘ll_v. grandma.“ .xllc replied,
" the bigger we grow the better we like
'eln.“
A l't'I'~
or, trying to
.'1‘ III gal [:1 l1 11l.:1111l
lill lll' little
at suim'l. " You,“
bilt “111 old ll1'll tilivxiys
ll \ cry 3111111111
SUDDXN WEALTH.
Stories of the Plush ":1“ of Les. hills-
Men 111m 1 ouldii‘ 1 51:11:11 Frau-111111.
I‘llero \1.1~ :1 great 11:1»11111 for Wearing
j. 111lr_1'illtll11 1' .1illp lll illuw d 118. particu-
l:'ll‘l) di:~.illl unis. “lili‘ll \11 11' 1'1;::=:'1l1‘:l :ul :1
sort “I Ili‘ki'l 11f 9:11.11] 11'0-
1'11-ly.:1111lxb1~ found 111' limits
both “113's from 11111 1111111 111111 11'1-1'1- :1 littlo
splinter of 11 stone that the setting could
hardly bold tolliill who 2131111 11111 :1 four i‘.1l‘:\l.
(‘iiusi'iplciitly dialllollils 11'111'11, in 1111111 111111.11
out of 11111. the illllllcdialtc pun-1111511 of tin-1'11
who suddenly acquired 1111:1161. and many
and many 11 111.111 would buy a gorgeous.
llallling stud which would remind 111111 of
the 11111rtifyilig {:ch 111111 l:-1 11:11] no shirt to
put it iii. A .diluilolul was about 6111'.
‘l‘ubur‘s lilsl Illt'i'sllllt'lll ;’ not “111 gr“) that
petrified the 8111111111, but :1 large straw-colon
1‘1l brilliant. which :1 l1r11k1111 gambler bail
119111111111, and 1111 11 llll‘li tb11 lllilliollaln'. then
all lluiilblo slorekwprr. 11:11! often cost
(‘1)Vi‘l1llls t‘j‘1'S. ll1' rugardod it til the llllli‘
as llli‘ lie plus ultra 11f lbi'l‘sulllil adornment.
01111 UI 'l‘nlvor‘s Ilill‘lllt'l‘“ 11'l11‘ll l111 struck his
first 1111111111741 was :1 iii'rlllJll 11.11111-1l Iliclli'.
wlln 1121511111 the middle age. had been :1
nibbling slloezilzlkcr all his life. 111111
mile 111m 1111 oilgralvillg 1111 had 111 \‘1‘1‘ lustu‘vh
1111 :11 110:11'111' range than through the wiclu-t
of -1 bank count. 1'. lle got about $100,000.
The lll‘xl thing he did 11'.u-1 to build :1 large
brick house. rod 111 color. and of square and
uidcnus architectural design. about two
miles distant from the camp or any other
habitation. Thou he got lilsirried. and to-
tircd into this dwelling, as the knights and
barons of moilili'va‘l times retired into their
castle keeps, 111111 he only emerged lit lung
intervals to lay in provisions and chowillg
tobacco. This was his conception of per.
feet NSI.lll11I consequently ecstatic happi—
ness. He had a profound mistrust of banks
and kept his cash by him. where thieves
could not break in nor moths corrupt. One
111111111 suppose that this scheme was open
to objections on the ground of its lack of
variety. but unkind rumor credited the
capitalist‘ s wife, who was a very voliible
l.11l1'. with an ability to keep him entertain-
ed and excited.
A contemponmcous gentleman of fortune
was Capt. Connors, well known to all resi-
dent: of the camp. He has often told me
the story of his first “ stake.“ He received
$10,000 for his intcnxst in some mineral
pmpcrty, and it was paid to him at the
bank in four rectangular packages of bills
of $10,000 each. The Captain had kept his
good fortune a secret from his wife. and he
hurried home to tell her. She was sitting
down after a hard day‘s work. and withmt
a word he dropped the armful of greenback:
inner-111p. It was a loyal and touching
things) do. For a moment she sat par-
slyaed with astonishment, and then, huge
mule map to her. she subbed out :
“0h. Tonnhowdirtythcysrc! Latins
putthsminstubsudwsshthcm.“
“ Do it if you want to. dear.“ he replied,
wlthatsnderns-thst itwouldbs well for
other rich men ochlorsdo toeinulsts,
“butycuwillncvcrwsshauythinu cl.
um“ WM"
1‘11me." Butts.
, Thcgicstmistskcthstisususliyccmmlt-
'sdinreprdtocoldbsths is the error of
scvsrvaryhigthctempsrstiireofthswster
homthatofthcsunoundiwair. In very
wldnightstnthsbsdroomfitwillefuu be
lower than fortyva degrees. and where
weterishrowhtstmightnomthcmsiu or
wellitmsybscvsntsn or fifteen dogma
lower. Only the strongest constitutions
cssduivshsneltnm thc‘ficck [seduc-
cdbythcspplicsticn of s liquid slat: to
seventyd‘mesccldcrtksutkshcdvtcib
surtscssnditbmqumleifitsvsr
padre-alts.
:1.l:llittlill1'~' Illll‘
1111411 '1211‘)‘
:1 $511
. , h“
up. ‘ «tissues-11pm
dum‘m Ills babes were
didddiuhtwprfigcscheneinchrgc
ctacsptsisnndthccmtdwsss spirited
onc,cnlivsuedbythesongs and shouts a:
thcdsrkies. Afterthcshuckingthecsptaln
ofthc victorious psrty was carried around
thepile upon the shoulders of his men.
Thccrowdthenpaidtheir respects to the
‘pornun and pumpkin pie provided for sup-
per. and the 111111111111;1 of the night was spent
in dulcing. the white people taking the
housemd the dsrkicsa large platform that
had been erected for their use.
SfI'TII. 'l‘ws Ills-tors.
The rising town of Rat Portage, Canada,
is involved in a peculiar complication. It
is claimed by two provinces. Manitoba and
Ontario, and as the officers of both are try-
ing to exercise authority in the disputedtcr.
ritory._thcy make life unhappy for the
people ofthat helpless town. Wednesday
a liquor seller was arrested for not having 11
Manitoba licuise but the arresting officer
was himself anisted by the Ontario police.
Then a stronger body of Ontario police came
up and again made the Mauitobans surren-
der. This dilficulty has been going on for
months but the Dominion Governlncnt does
nothing to settle it. They are not such a
happy or well regulated family over the
border as they might be.
Judge- 11 Man by Ills "It.
The spirit of character lurks in the hat,
which is the one adjunct that gives the. load-
ing touch to the toilet ot man or woman.
It :1 woman is stylish her but will say so.
I 1‘ she is foolish or sensible, refined or com
illuuplace. her but will tell it. If a man is
11 gentleman his but will prove it. A fop.
11 fool. a swell and a fraud may be known
by their hats. M1111 may contrive to make
every other article of their apparel lie and
disscmbln. but truth clings to :1 lit. The
facc‘may 1111 compound to conceal every
thing. but upon the but 1111 spell of secrecy
can be laid. Look at it and 11111111111 owner‘s
mind
5y 111-1111111111.
Jim “cbstcr. all Austin colored mall, Ill-
siiltcd Parson .-\liliili1luli lil111lsoo on tho
iivvuue yesterday. but tll11 Parson was 11111111]
to tho cilll'rgellcy. "11111111 1111111. l‘alrion.“
said Jim. “ I‘ve always l11111r1l you say tint
1111 true road to salvation was I No labor and
prarv work and pray. or words to that 11!.
fec‘." “ \\'1-ll. 1lat‘s true." said “11)
preacher. “You prays. but 1 111111111 5111's
11
you doln‘ :1ilv hard work. illsilluutml J in:
" 11.1175 do Gospel troof. too. bluddcr \\'11b-
slur,“ rctilrmaltllo colon'd cleric. “ I‘lI-‘i
my duty to do do 1111.11111‘ and bits your" to
1lu d.- laborin‘ and workin‘. " -1 Tutu S'fl'
i‘ng‘.‘
I'rlulcr.‘ lit “11th
”I'lleygetiogvtllx'r in little knots and
in”: about ‘ fat just :11 though
they worked in :1 packing linux11 among the
1111111 :11111 Slilt‘& The“ the ‘t.1k11s.‘ what-
111'1'1' that is. are (1111 big or 10-1 little. and
tlh'y ought to have been 11111 in ‘ l11'111'i11r.‘ or
‘ llliuiull.‘ a ‘ minimrcll.‘ or \\lll1‘ll
I have found out 11111111.: types of 1lifl1'r1-1lt
sizes. They talk about ' the 111i 111.111 ‘ and
Ill" ‘lmmlsesf ail-l Si'i‘lll to regard (but
follow as 11 monster ililo 111111111 inmtialc
111:111' everything goo-l falls. 11111111 to them
come only the crumbs from his table. «
Han About T011111.
’5. Marriage Settlement-
“ In our 1'11iiiitr'.'.“ 5:11-1:11: langlixlnusn.
is be lc. ined b 11k in his clmlr. ”1 \1'11
many “'11 arrange to svttlv 11 certain slim
upon Ill." wife.“ “ Yo: I know." replied
the .\1111'ri1':111. " but with us it is after they
are married that 11 111111.111: clasv s1 lilo vii-ry-
thing on the wife. 111111 arrange to lk‘dl tl111ir
creditols.“ “Now lsvc. and how 1111 the
(‘l‘i'illlurs take it '3“ ‘ Th. _1 11111111 find any
thing to t:1k1-.‘ —."toti‘wmi qu.’ 111.1111.
:111 l li'.ll\.‘
‘ :1gail1' ‘
'i'fiih'
1,! \\ 11m 11 111 11 ‘luill-
N11. lien“ ml Li 1 1111111 .1 1 1s not fall
ohm 0110‘s [i.itll like :1 gleam 11f s‘ill\lllll1‘ in
11 gray 11:11'. ll.1lftll~1tiul 1 1 11 l. 11 non ‘t
mean any thing but 111 our: 1 11111f 1.11.1111
muscles. \1 .1 have 5:1 u 1:: :1 “1.1% 111111
11111'11 lllixx'cd tlu-ir ll‘dlll. \V. b.1111 111111 :1
1111111 smile as he climbed the dreary stairs
that led to a dentist‘s [\Ilrlum. o Burlington
Hawker.
Hi 1
\\‘ill V11! ll"1.i II.
A lllt'llllh'l‘ 11‘.‘ X 2-. \.
Writes in this :1‘11l1- ..l:‘. lllillh‘nll-tl juiitiul
asking lli 111 “ 11111;: ilw lino 1111 in words 511
11llvliilg1111d fillt‘ll dimlag. 13111114, 1111.. .i'1‘."
\“t‘ll, “‘1‘ kirk. “‘1‘ lll‘i‘ “llllll;(11411111119109
llllllli‘llt‘\l1‘lll bill when tll1- Now York lan-
guage club a- 511‘ us to spell gluc‘gl. we pro
tcsL—-Zo&'du Rude.
l'lluir'tic Club
1
an.
All l-‘dlIoI-‘s I lvl Insultrd.
The 1':..111111 - 11:111 11l1~1 .it the rink Sutur-
11111 11111111111: 1111.111'11 11 11111 writer and al.1dy
skating togctln' r. and made some remark
about “ livaut 1' and the lime . “ will hear
of Sillllt‘llllllg to his disadvantage if 1111 will
call at this ollicc. N11 piin‘islliliviit is too
111111111 for .1 brute who will call :1 lady 1.
\c:1st.~ Bismarck Tfl‘éum.
Drop It.
“ See here.“ said all 11ditorial writer. calling
the 111lit11r-iii~clli11f. ‘ ‘ ilmt fellow oil the “'11“.
1'ill11 Scalp has produced 1111 argument that I
cannot answer. What shall I do with him ‘.’“
“ Let 11111 sec.“ mused the editor. looking
over the argument ; “‘ I reckon you had
better call hinl 11 liar 11nd drop the contro-
verily. “— .1 rfmnnw 1 Nader.
‘11 Ill “lad.
“ If at any time you desire the wind to
change suddenly “ 5:11:71 tlie \\ llitehall Tammi
“ take a pan of 11.111. s. 3111 into the back
yard, and facing 111-. 1 dir. 1tion that you dc-
sirc the wind to blow from. quickly empty
your pan. All who have 111' or tried this
rule have never found it to fail.“
Averill ‘
The Oldest, Most Reliable,
and Satisfiictory
Chemical
Combination of Lead and Oil
ever Invented for Houses,
Msnufactorics, spd Iron Work,‘
Paint
Is unequaled. Send or call
for Sample Cards at.
11.11.
M111. Kneger
gi‘iiil "11
THE FRICTION HATCH ISQFA
MODERN INVENTION. PREVIOUS
TO THE USE, OF THE FRICTION
MATCH. THE METHOD OF OBTAIN-
ING FIREIVAS BY THE USE OF THE
FLINT. STEEL. AND TINDER BOX.
THIS FREQUENTLY ANNOYED THE
GOOD HOUSE‘V’IFE: THE STEEL
\VAS POOR. TINDER DAMP. AND
FLINT NEARLY. ll" NOT ENTIRELY.
\VORN OUT. THA N KS TO MODERN
INVENTION. THIS th‘ONYEN-
IENGE HAS BEEN ENTIRELY OVER.
COME. AND SINCE THE REMOVAL
OF THE INTERNAL REVENUE
STAMP. THEY MAY BE PURCHASED
A1 A NOMINAL FIGURE. TAKE. BY
\VAY OF AN ILLUSTRATION. \‘l‘HEN
CUSTOMERS FORMERLY ASKED FOR
A FIFI‘EEN CENT BOX 01" . LATCH ES.
SWIFT & COURTNEY“ 311.1 KE, THEY
HAVE Allll'AYS BEE.‘ THE REST.
THE PRICE “‘.\S THOUGHT TO BE
VERY LOW. FOR THEY \\' ERE SOLD.
AS NOW. AT A VERY SMALL l‘ROFI l‘.
“‘Eldl. YOU (‘.—\N .\‘t)\\' BUY THE.“
(11" ME AT LESS THAN O.\‘ E ll.\l.l"
THAT PRICE. IS F.\t"I‘. THEY ARE
CHEAP ENOUGH TO KINDLF 1"] RB
\t‘l'l‘ll. IKEEI‘ A FULL STOt‘K 01"
ALL SIZES. BOTH l‘;\lll.t DR AND
llRl IISTON E. A ND SELL TH E“
(‘Il.\l‘l'iR THAN ANYONE IN .\'OR~
\VALK AT EITHER \\'IlOl.l"..\‘.-\l.l'2 OR
RETAIL.
NORI‘VALK. FEB. lfi‘l.
fl-LPPkWO-Od-
BPU'I‘S and SHUEl‘,
1m§.l.—-—
I HAVE IN b'l‘Ot‘K .\ Fl‘lJ. LINE til"
llclls', lloys‘, and l'oullls‘
Boots and Shoes
ML. .\”".l\ll-::~ AND LOW l‘ltli‘l'ls.
Womens'.
. Chlldrens‘.
..\ll K1111:
Ladies Kill But 1,101
$1.00. 1.23. 1.511. 3.1111._'3..‘111. 3.1111, 3.7.11
, v-7 1 tom“ l"lil1' lllliid—va'mL—m»
Bflllfll all UHDQI‘BSS Gaiters.
T111111) .1'311'1In'1
l1: 1‘11. 1 1111::- 1.1111.
1111 in 1311' Ilnt'si 111.1‘ 31‘.
This: l‘.1.‘il11‘)i".l -_' .1'1
1111.1: 1:: 521.13
~ll.:ll‘~ New.
.1“ - ~.‘. _
.11 513%
11le111‘1:
_11'-;1
AND THAT l.\
“BROWN’S.”
Nul'u'alk
[1 Il‘s‘l National
MARKET
and H.111. Sis.
11‘. 311.. S3. . sunfl-
1hr. “:11 Hand
'1.le11 ill ll1l~ \l'ilmi 1 f 1.111 1 ~ .\I l'. '1 1111
-1111:1111r:.1:31131:l‘11”111111|.. 1.113 tI;
M13351 of
Fresh and 3311113111
v————1|l‘.\l.l. bl.\l-.\.
PUULTRYani 11:11:31.1:
' A1111 Eu-rythnn; l‘1 minim: 111 11
l"! ns'iuuuiss .11 .1 11 1‘. 121'
And l‘tV-l‘t‘t‘lfllll] 1111111! :1 Slilln‘ of 1111' pill-E11 31:11-
1111111331.
NEWMAN 81 READ.
Soillbl’s‘nrwslk..\111'.2.\1.\r~‘l.
'zllltl 111.1311: 11 !
{Nill‘
0:111 and examine 1 ur l:11-.:i1 sloi'l'. uI
Fancy Articles,
SUITABLE FOR PRESENTS .
We haw just received a large and 11111.1 line of
Plush
Satchels all Purses.
Also a beautiful nesorimcnt of
and Leather
laco - Ncclx- \\ 13.1:
Ourlim stock of
JEE vs" 11: 11 R 1' '
Include-1 may srii‘ {1‘1}? pvlu. 1. would make 1:11 11 -
Wicks
I. HILLINERY {ill}:
—- '1‘ “Ti——
Feathers. Bird»,
”he.“ lass:
Gallnr‘fithlllwyfiL
1':-1'.;
“slim-int In than.
mm“ ‘
Cough Remedy...
Pile Drill, Medicines, 811:.
BEST EXTRACTS.
Prescriptions Carellilly
tom poll under].
A LARGE STOCK OF
PATENT MEDICINES,
Always on hand at
HUYP 3 Pharmacy
Carriage Makllg‘!
Repairing
~.\Xllv
J obbin g,
__.\'[‘._
South \11r1\.lll11 111m.
Misses‘ nnd’NeW Grocery. l
1“ Railroad Place. 5.1. Norwnlk.
"111111; l 1.1 11 ll 1 ~111r1 111nm rly 1-11'll3~:11d s~ :1
Jpn 11! ~ 3;“: 1 ‘1.'.l I1 x~l.i1"1.~".l!1 \ 111 . ~11. I;f‘.1..'.’.1ll
.-..‘ 1‘.
'11..tl‘:.,‘) ‘1 . 1.1111211.
EGROCERIES
Of All Kinds.
‘ l 11'131111'lful._i 1111:11' 11 ~l-:1r1'11f llu' 3111111patrols-131'.
l‘. 11:3.l11' 1'11) 21.111111 L1~311Le
[Inst of. (druids.
And 111 ~11: :11
no WEST PRICES.
1.1 mi:- 1111; lu11i1 .i11 1111 '11 "1131:
l'“"“‘ .3.
11.1:‘11'1‘1.
Albert Berg.
5.1
:lll1l11'11r_1"1‘1‘:-
{11111 1.1 :111111111'111dsli {111.11 119' l .1.1~
N11111:“... .‘.pr:§
A Present Warm Having!
A. No. 8
\\ her-lei- .\
Saw PP Machh‘
The Best Faiiiiil 1111'
iii the W Olltl.
“‘11: l.;111 llli'lll \\l‘.\‘l’" .‘““ 1'le e111: them :11
I "ll.
lL’i'i ‘.\‘SL
11311::
:11 :1 :1r1' 213111131 ;I::12111 >huu '.ll1111
D. B. STOUT.
Rootl‘s Jewelry hltllt‘.
New Goods!
\Yulclli's.
Illallllolltls.
—'AKI‘ .
JEWELRY
Sole A131" 111 Norwaik. sillllorizul l1_1 1111' company.
for
ROt‘Kl-‘ORD QUICK—TR
Railroad Watches!
Jolm Foley's tiold Pens and Pencils.
Solid Silver and Plated \Vsrc. Opera
Glam-s. b‘prclaclcs 11nd
Ey1=~tilass11-. Nickel and
\Valiiut (docks.
.\1.\'
(hilt
Repairing and Adjusting
~PINE—
W ATCHE'S
A SPECIALTY .
Standard Time by Chm-1111111111.". st
A.W‘. Austin’s
Opera House Block,
Norwalk._____
BLISS’
lass. Illustrated Rind-Book W
reuse Paris and Gerda. leap-.11;
litmus-sand mica-t IN N
331...... tells What... “191'... 111111 II.- '.E
plant and 11 full or lull-mun. 11 ‘1"th
lutcnwttsl in 111111111111; 3m"
toes vcr postage.
“mu-1
m
m.
1 it 4111: all tbc “mm
Mm'mo
ORDER I'll
And hava i111 nund
when you “want to plant.
FLOWER
OWE m$l1001
choice mun-c rSwle armh-
I‘lw 0.1335333 {11:11:71 sultan.
of Flower "Feudal. for:
WM 6139!! M $1.00.
i-Ei‘mmsw Imus-swashrcssrllu'
" l m 31.33-
‘ Nkfimrmqomtmwgfil
“11.11.1111! _&SO8S,
{-1
Henry Tilly’s.
the work. Great some“
Start now. Addie: Sussex 8 Co. l’ortlsndlsine.
H. S. CORWIN,
Petroleum Broker,
, 530 \Ycllcs‘ Building,
18 Broadway. N. Y.
Pipe Line (‘1' rlificulu' it ‘rildi 1‘1 lmlc null 111111211.
and cold for cash. til-carried on margin.
lawns 111-1111111111!)
promptly c‘xtv'ilicd
(3‘11) orrespondcnce solicited. Daily
market report at the C ity Hotel.
1123 if
lulfiifii
For Sale.
A rare opportunity to sccun' theirablr I.1.:;d 11:;
Lots st Moth-mic Prices. in
East Norwalk,
Is now odor-«l. Maps “11111111.: in. Minn. 3111! ;.‘.I 1'.
- Infillcliltlll :11'111 by
C.W. SMITH. "
\I'm~ll'.11;::1m 51.. So. N11111::‘lk
$1.111 '. .1111 l\\t
Pu [11311811313
For :1 Few Days
\VlLI. SELL
1‘.! lbs. Stand. tll'aillll'd Sugar.
9.- 1 .t H 1-
\V 0
[ti lb~. \1'11' 'l‘lli'kisli
SIJHD.
Prunes.
.\‘ii'11 .\‘i1\i' I'lii'l'rlilts per l'ouiul‘.‘
.QD7-
.\llil :l‘ll\“--lil1-l' ;111-1l.\ “‘ “
l.ii\\'i‘>l l'1151ll1l1‘ l‘lll‘l‘)‘. l. _\-1ll
:11'11 about buying :1 lliil ul
g111nl'~ it will pay you 11'1-. ll :11
51111 115.
“t1 l‘t‘L‘l‘l‘Yt‘ illi' l'l"‘l:l 111 ml-
1'::11111 (be '1‘111111- 31111 1w :llollld;
11111 .\l.'.r-k11 11.:
\\‘.ll‘l.ll‘:l ill till
‘ ‘ w
:l‘i\':ll‘11‘i‘ in lll1-.~11 1.111125 1'::11 b1-
lnoke .l l1-l .1! ..ll\‘ 1111111111 III.
PP. PP. [101113100181 80
\\ iiehiugtusi-s‘t
Hat ch. Bailey 81 Pl
.‘ldlikffili
I" 1
2‘ 21.1}. D1 1111 ': z.
.1." 7‘! 1
Lumber,
Timber,
Shingles,
Lath,
Doors, Moldings. Sash.
Blinds. Pickets. Win—
dow Frames.
Etc.
Hard Wood Work,
Hard Wood t‘cilim: and
Yt‘llt‘t‘l‘r‘tl
Flooring.
“RWAI. \T.
HARDWARE.
The “ES 7‘
(1‘1 enera I H :1 1'11 11' :1 1'11
Mt‘i‘llanli-s Tools.
\"lliic Lend. l‘nliits.
Oils and \t'lndon’ (1‘13.
\ lull \‘z‘i'l‘lllt‘lll elf
Locks and Knobs,
Table and Pocket Cutler)
0f the best Qqu‘cl)’. “heap for i‘ssh
301188, FllI‘lllSlllllE Gills
JAPANESE PAPER \VERE.
1139111 for the
D01'11r Verdiml Boiler 11nd Hall‘s I':lt11.
Fire and Burglar Pmof Safe.
Agricultural Implements.
Ship Chaim (lulu—y Rope. 1&1'
QUIN-rAnz.
i.I\l..L BLUt‘ K. ~11 X 1rws|
\‘111 ’1 ll .\ul.\1 ,1ng
AS>UIIT 11.1.3": 11. Ton .\ >1!
W. O.
Nonli's'r
CityReStaurant
l‘olullihhl‘ K\11\1‘\' AS THE 111111111; RE
[“1133]erle [1111' s11 .
111111 liven ro-opcnal by
David Green.
l-licrvthing in anus-ifs” style. Guide-1e. andLs~
dies will 1111.111 1- prompt attention.
Billlll‘ HIPPBP 3125 ills.
Board can be but! h) 1111: Monroe-2011:1111
SudaysatSle clonedstsiun.
utdy can Don‘t delay.
Orde's by mail or tclcgr'aph
"11 11111111
—N¢' Illustxari 1::
HECOIPLETE H0.E...“::.‘:z"‘ .. ‘
ale-1.1.5.5
mm. (Axum-ska” «pram
links. A. i‘l‘t‘ht' grand new books
6311!
5. model-
lites.
‘l‘ufir Ace-ass.
Good
“w.“
m...
Write [1.1 J. 1‘.
"O! I. I... per
“ruin-A 30- Ill-an .
ww ”remark.
& F... l‘llllliiriphll. I“;
fib. ‘ y
P31111138: Furniture
.__‘.\T.___
LOGKWOOD’S,
—36 MA l X STREET.
Having made armingclllellls
with one oftllc largest “'llnlt'
Stile Cllrpt‘l houses In New
York to furnish 1111' will: all
the new patterns :15 soon as
they appear, 211111 with the 11.111
oftllc ('srpct Exhibit!“ which
show: carpets, lll:ll1‘l‘:1‘il 1111 :1
il‘UOlll. am lll‘t'pul’t'd 1.. fun: “l1
€51.11 carpets :1: Lower prim-e
'alltl iron: :1 lazy-11' variety than
any 1 :ll'. 11! r" .'-1111 in the State.
311ml :15 341111.} :11111 clump :15 you
will find in New Yolk. Slim-
plcs repl'escnling 1-1'111' Five
111111151113: Dollars Worth of
(‘all'pL-ls You :11'11 lliVllt'il to
11Xr1lillllt' n. _1 flock and prices.
X11 llt'lllllt' In >lltiii‘"i:11(is_
My 3111131 112 FFRNITIRE
is lbw largefl. the lowest price
and the bud lllilllt‘.
WM. LUCKWUUD
—l)l'I.‘1Ll-‘.ll IX—
Ffllfllllll‘fl 8183111818,
I‘ll» .‘lziln >l..
_\.:r11:1lk. Lt.
>1 1. vi 1 1 ‘~. 3.: 3n~'s_'1', 32.11 h'n'ifl‘
‘j. , \ i:‘_'11n.‘ 1111111 “Ll
',;~' ~_ .11. 1 Q ' avi'lv
l
l
i
1
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Earthen
1
TH THE l‘l‘BLl'
Ware
l .1' ~.‘. .\.~n "‘ . ~."11;.'ri.11.1"-‘:l11'
3 ;.m 1-11 '.'.1 -'.1 Tl.1_\ 1:11-11 1113.1 :
'.w and.
1 .
li
‘.‘1 ‘l‘l‘l‘l l, 1“th 'i‘R '1'l‘l11l! 11
Dinner Setts.
~l } $;;,.:L.
Tea. Sett s.
i 13' 2.1 l‘ 1 1 ~ ~ i_\'1 11 l‘.1:1'!1l1\il\11é";u.~
1.
I
K,
I
1.113311“ . I .
(1'3-
\i'li'il'x\t - -
Stoves.
,-: ""A.~.‘:\i 1':: it; ;—.' 1'. {11.123}:
Heater
111‘ {1113. 11111
“511!“
FENHSMBFPS.
BEST 8: 00.,
3-1 1351111'
'I'lli' 1.1!“.11‘1 t'~lal' -l. l :‘1 ill Illt‘ 110er dt'iolfll l“
.1.. 1. “111‘. ...,' 112‘1‘1211‘1rcn.
Buys: < 113 B11_1_'.~‘.-:1:1l Yuutlls’ ~
(‘10.lli‘12, Hul< (hips. and Fill‘.
nislliug (11:111.: . Missed and
Girb‘ (‘ 1.1.1118 and Dress ssos, Mil-
lillcr'.) Mmlii. :lli1l\lel'7illol'u-
dcl‘u 11:11: ll11~l11l 1' Glovse Shoes,
0112, :1111. lllliliil< (‘lotliilig m
ever-1 description 11 lll find in
our >1111k the largest 111 (1 most
colullctu tl>§tlrllllCllI 11f fash-
iulsble styles at the lowest
prim-s.
60 and 6‘? “'cst 2311 St.
bet. 5th and all
avenues. New Yolk.
”-1 Acsrtataeure. M ,
W i nos 1 ’
fig H t 11 mm‘ ,
"an-11 ”email
vitsli Every vsriet tested
and value. y
“8]: of vegetable, flower gar;
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