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- net nos spent millions to bring 1: rennwn‘.
m 50. built and the tram-men plan
- shipment sailed to every land;
€50 lawyers argued. the teachers taught.
,AM a you shy poet his verses brought.-
' All out than into the splendid store.
“ '51- trsdesmen stared at his useful mm.
The Hell MI MN and the strong men laugh~
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‘50 when said it was wort hless quite.
- » school men claimed it was theirs to write.
But the sowswere spared. though they added
war.
It: the profits and praise themeonle sought.
M was waned at last from distant ellmes.
am the toan said. ‘- To trim-lest units
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' We shall send our name and' our minus
MID. "
“Minnie true: but the tamous town
Bad s boson to learn when all was told.
The nation that honored tuned naught for its
. com.
Its skill they exceed a hundredtold.
It had only been one of a thousand more .
llud the songs of the pi»! been lost to its store. 7
The rich men and trmlesmen and 5111001 men
said
'I'hey have never derldtxi. but [\ralusl lIL\It‘.llI:
And they bust ot the poet their town 11.111 bwd
#0301 Boyle (flit/lily in Harlan": Mug-11m.-
“cal-16511113“;
“ Eugene L Divlicr accuses Tennyson of"
plagiarism." Tennyson ? \\'e have heard
of Didier ; but who in the Dickens is Tenny-
son ?——.\'urri.u¢uteu IIrruZaI. 4;
“ “'hat do you think of Fielding ‘9" she
asked young Mr. Tavvinuu “ Oh. it‘s im~
portint. ofeourse. but it won‘t avail any;
thing without good butting l"—-Bo.tton Post.
As good as new : A minister once asked
a condemned criminal in a Paris jail. ‘ ‘ What
kind of a conscience have you 2'“ “ It‘s as
good as new." replied the prisoner. “ for I
have never used it.“—l‘.tra‘.rl'a;vr.
Attic salt : " (in‘rk? Do I undershandt
Greek I" said s jolly German. “ \‘ell. I
schoost can shmile. \‘y. vcu I van a lm‘dly
poy I‘alvuys svim 1n dot greek inshteudt of
dot riler."—.\'¢‘1e Yuri- (lmmu‘reidl Adrm
Induction : “ Did you'cvcr think what
you would do if you had the Duke of West-
minister‘s income 1'" Village piLstor :
but I have sometimm wondered what the
duke would do if he bud mine."v—-Busfuu
um?
—“ I tell you.“ said l‘oots. “ there‘s an in-
describable sense of luxury in lying in bed
sud ringing onc‘s bell for his valet.“ " You
got 0 valet l'“ exclaimed I‘oot‘s friend.
" X0.“ replied l‘oots. " but I‘ve got a bell.“
—A son.
A country girl wrotc to her lover:
"Now. George. don‘t you tale to be at tho
singing school to-night." Georgc wrote
hock that in the bright lexicon of youth
thorc‘s no such word as “ fule."-—lktwt‘t
M Saturday.
Extreme old age: ” [low is you father
M on i“ asked Colonel Percy I'crgsr
of s darkev he used to own before the w.ar
" lie am dead." “ Dead. is he? lie must
have reached an advanced ago" “ He did
dst. for srfac. Ila was libin up to do bcry
day oh his dell.“- Tums syringe.
< “ You said you were going to vote for
me." indignantly exehiimed s defeated can.
(Ii-late. addressing Mike. the well~kuowu
Irishman. “' Au‘ didn‘t I vote fur ye P"
‘9 Nquyon‘ didn‘t." “ Well. stir. in that
ovint. there‘s only one conclusion that I kin
units It.“ “ And what in that ?" “ That
I towld yo a lie. sor.“-;trtmmm TNM‘cr.
'I‘oo old : “ I \llltlt‘l'stlllltl that you re-
tu-rcd to me as a pig. M“ remarked a
pompous eldvrly‘ gent: r‘llllul to a voting man
who had spoken dispnr .igingly of him to a
third person. " You have been misinfoim~
0d. sir. " replied the young man: “ I hops
that I know better than to refer to a person
..sf your advanced age as a pig. "—RM
Past-Mos.
A waste of words : “ I‘m getting dis-
.flod withjeverything and everybody 3“
W Brown. poevishly. “ “'horcver
I .0. there is fraud.‘ “ I can‘t say that
you do youroelf an injustice." remarked
M. - “ but where is tho need of vour
7 2‘,“ I1 Ingenuous. ‘ The \Illt runes of a
solf—evidv ut truth is only it waste of Words
my boy. only a mum of words. "-Jtoszm.
I‘m-c.7011.
" Don‘t like the bed f“ said the hotel
clerk. astonished at the presumption of the
complaining guest ‘. “ why. some of the
best people. some of the hightoiiedest folks
in tho l‘iiited States ll.i\t slept in it l“
" Yes. that‘s just the trouble." responded
the guest ; “ I found last night there won
altogether too many big bugs in it for tho
comfort of common people like mes—Boston
My.
Chorus of excited lktyflvh Then the light-
ning struck you 1'“ Skin». 1‘. indierwntly—
“ Oh. yes ; I was leanin‘ ngiu the inniuniast
when it struck it.“ Err-11.x] boys—“ Didn‘t
h kill you 1'" Skipper. niorc indifferv‘utly
—“ Wall. no; it all ran down my back.“
Excited Ilv\yi"‘ And what did you do
thsn 2'“ Skipper. most iuditIercntly—“ I
had to haul of! my boots and pour the light.-
hing out on the deck.“—L{r‘r.
“ So you return to your dutios of teach-
ing the young idea to shoot. do you. Miss
Enjoy 1“ said Algernon. “ 011, dear, yes.
The horrid brats—or at least the den: child-
l'Gll-Will be so planted to get back to school
“sin." “ Why. yes. I always thought
children enjoyed going to school to you. I
know I should." "‘ Well. it‘s your own“
halt—if you don‘t.“ It iszhlissfll‘itsjoy's
last term of touching m‘hooln—llarffwd
PM:
When the stranger remarked that he was
from Arkansas. one of tho passengers sud.
duly turnod and asked: " You are. eh?
Isybo you are from Crittcnden county 1’"
“ I am that.“ “ Perhaps from James'
Wing?" “’I'hst‘s it exactly." “ Then.
who. you know my brother. William
Henry Jones. from Penn Yan. this State P"
“W. put it thar 3" exclaimed the
._ Arksnns trsvolsr. as be extended his hand
no
allover. “Busttny buttons ‘1!
“‘1“ ‘1: Warm...“ 11.121
II“ o. Davy Crockett: Years
l-‘.nsvldtlrookottvvsssrnenibor of
and bod returned homo at the
“a a. m sedan. several of hi
sroundhimonsdsysnd
MWashingtbn. “What
.mdhointho city?" sskcd one.
_ 01mm suchss we have hero.
“‘I. Ilfisfiv.1nos<lincst3.woBop-
Wlflmsristocrscy and Sons.
-“ I." “Well. when does tho
“Old Hickory f" ox-
“backlash “well. ho don‘t (lino
aunts-u.-
”kid‘s. “You ire goods. to
.-uwhbn,“-idsmombu
‘flw I". Club to a premium
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Some years ago then lived in the city of
l Mobile. Als.. a family named Rives. con-
l sisting of a father. mother and three daugh-
ierx. aged respectively. 4. l5 and 17 years,
the girls being remarkable for their beauty
l \nd the two eldest. especially. exceedingly
well educated and accomplished and most
brilliant pianists Colonel Rives Was lam
-. ly interested in several plantations [Kinsma-
ed property in the city of Mobile proper and
was regarded as one of the leading citizens.
Reverses of fortune- cmne. however. and the
once weslthyfsmily were soon reduced to
decidedly small means. In addition to
other misfortunes Colonel Rives was one
day accidentally killed by tho explosion of
s steam boiler upon one of his plantations.
Mrs. Rives came to St. Louis to make a
living for her children and a hard struggle
followed. Eloise.. eldest daughter was at
last obliged to become 11 ch :unbermaid in s
hotel and the othe -rs of the f- 1111in obtained
a home at the residence of Mrs Waterbouso.
About three months ago there stopped at
the hotel a German from Colorado named
ll. Singer. a chemist and iiietallurgist by
profession. and who resided in the village
of Garfield. a thriving hamlet in the Cen~
te nuinl St. 1t; Fortune having been kind
to him h. 11 id gained a competenc amount.
ing to about $150.0(k1l‘arponmi'iving h:
immediately fell violently in love with the
pretty chamlx-rmaid. and Miss Rives was
then able to boast of two lovers who swore
they were both ready to die for, her. with a
lxmibility of the rejected onc doing like-
wise if she so desired. The girl did not
receive Singer‘s attentions with favor. he
being moro than twice her age. so she kept
herself fancy free for all that the outside
world knew. Stage:- went back to Colorado
with the intention of forgetting her. if
”Ruble. but found himself unable. to do so.
and after staying nwav about one month
returue d to St Louis again. stopping at the
Hotel liuut. loving the girl as fondly as
e\1 r. but she still refusvd to give him any
encouragement. About three weeks ago
Miss Rives‘ eyes becniue affected. and being
seriously ill she wasfobligod to leavvo her
place in the hotol. Mrs. Watorhouso took
her to her own home. where she could be
properly cared for uni where a mother‘s
tender hands could ease her daughter‘s pain.
Then followed a test of Stagcr‘s affection
and loyalty. 11,: night and by day he
thought of nothing but the girl he so fondly
loved. Flowers. fruit and every delicacy
obtainable he had sent to tho house where
his love buttock. Every expense vvus paid
by hiuihud he used his money solely for her
benefit. "or heart could not withstand
those proofs of his d1 votion. howovar. and
against the wish. :1 of her family she con-
scuttd to become his wife. Yesterday was
fixed upon)“ the wedding day and at two
o‘clock in the afternoon Dr. \‘ineil appear-
ed at the rosideuce of Mrs. “'aterhouse for
the purpose of performing the ceremony.
Thu girl soon to be a wife still occupied her
bed. unable to be moved. Sweeteunelling
flowers graced the room and in her hand
she held a bunch of forgot-memo“.
Throughztho open window the sun shone
brightly. throwing slanting sunbeam upon
her wasted forln. At her side stood hor
future husband. while around the bed were
gathered her mother
Watcrhouse. who had helped to nurse her. s
few friends of the family and a Glubedkm
amt reporter.
Soletnnly and quietly the two were wed-
ded and joined together for life. During
her sickness she had become blind. and
while the ceremony was being perfonned.
helplessly extended her arms to her lover.
is if to keep him ever near her. and as he
placed the wedding ring upon her finger s
bird flew in at the window and perched
upon tho head of the bed. Though his
wife will probably never rise from her bed
uguiu. Shiner insisted that the coming of
the bird was a good omen and a sure sign
that his love would rooover.-S¢. Louis
GW-Dcmml.
A PIONEER KXIIIBI'I‘OR.
In the early days of Michigan. when a
county fair was to be remembered. one of
the Southern counties in Michigan held a
fair one Fall at which one of the exhibitors
was a man named I‘rother. llcvhad an en.
try of poultry. another of cattle. and a third
of vegetables. When the judges on poultry
came around Prother met them with :
“ Gentlemen. hero am tho biggest liens.
the fattest geese. and the heaviest turkeys
in this State. I want first premium."
“ We‘ll see about it.“ rephId one.
“ I want the first premium or I‘ll lick tho
three of you half to death 3“ announced
I‘rotlter in a strictly busincm tone. and it
may be said right here that he didn‘t get
the premium and that be kept his word.
Two of the judges were battered until they
coulduft see. and the third got away after
having two teeth knocked out.
When the judges on cattle came around
they turned up their noses at Prother‘s old
cow and two half-starved culves. but he
placidly remarked :
“ Gentlemen. that let-o cow was driven
480 miles to reach this State. and them
calves can‘t be best for blood. Their grand-
mother was owned by the Empreu of
“once."
Something was said about his carciessnou
in not entering his stock for the boneysrd
instcad of the fair. and he answered with:
“ Gentlemen. I‘m willing to take second
premium. and if I don‘t get it you‘d better
hire some one to hold me 1“
They neglected his advice. and in due
course of time had their noses driven back
or their eyes put in mourning. Pruther was
telling the judges on vegetables what they
might expect in case he did not secure s
premium. when he was arrested. but only
after he had pounded two constsbles. With.
intbrecweeksufterthefalrhohsd mauled
the President, run the Secretary into the
woods. and pulverised the 'I‘ressurer. and
bsforethssndofsixmwtbsbo had licked
all the judges but two, and was hunting for
them with great energy when he got beforo
the courts and was sent to jail for s roar.—
W Fm Puss.
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HOW It! WORKS IT-
Awoll known New York journalist. who
tips tboboomstaoo pounds. loves a joke
snd.sshcisknowntoslmoot ovorypalsoo-
oarportorinthooountry.msusaestocarry
out the sell vory swoon-fully whenever
necessary. Inossothe gontleman reaches
thotrsinlsto and hndstholoworborths
oscupiod. he hunts around until he finds s
norvoustrovolor in’spiscowhoroho would
likctobohimsolf. 'I‘hsnhocsllothooolor-
odportsrsndsshhimif‘ho hos board of
sny‘furthor newsof Rev. Ir. Smith. 'Iho
porter. whoispostod, replies: “Youmesn
dopo‘gouimsnwhotyoumsshod do nkht
you foil boo do berth!“ “Yes."
thopondoroustrsvolor;“l‘vooftonthought
sfthtpoor man. Jim. I think I broil
oneofhisrihssndonocf hh mdidn
If" “Tworiboand bofo slum-h.“
phoslim. solemnly. “And it wss
’wbcosboutthhpsrtoftho csr.
JimPsskodthohosvymsmloudly
d.“mfifispuhr.“yos‘ssthhklr.
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‘ ‘ Why.
Outhoslxtbortoploorof s handsomo._
aommodious private house on Fortymnd
met. New York. ls'sn old man. probably
some 70 years of age. a native of New Eng~
land. He is tall and thin. has scanty grsy
locks and heard. and betrays in his habitual
stoop s sedentary habit. Matthew Morgan,
or “ Autograph Mat.” as he is familiarly
known to second-hand booksellers, is an
interesting character. remarkable not only
for the uncommon nature of his vocation
and his unswerving pursuit of and devotion
10 it, but for the extent of his journeyings
through the civilized world. and for his
scholarship.
“ What valuable autograph letters have
you on hand at present ?" wasssked of
him. .
“ Well. let me see. Here are three» in
the handwriting of Byron. the poet. one of
them. quite long. addremd to his friend
Mr. Hohhouse. It is dated June, 1814'. and
is a very characteristic production. It
opens thus: “ Why. Johnny. in the nams
of Apollyon and his master. did you not
turn up last night according to appoint
ment P I wuited for you two mortal hours.
Neither you not any of your race were over
before so roundly cursed. I was astonished
first st your audacity in breaking so solemn
a treaty with ma. secondly. at my own
patience. which had never endured a like
exercise before. and lastly. at my volubility
as I ansthematiscd you and all your works
But really. my dear Hobbouse.‘ etc., etc..
etc. The disappointment. you see. which
occasioned this letter seems to have been
uothingmorothanthohrcoking of an on-
gsgcmeut by Hohhouso to accompany By-
ron to \‘auxhall Gardens. then ' a place
much resorted to by holidsy~making cock-
ncys. but now a densely populated district
of London. The price of this letter con
sisting of three clmcly~filled foolscap pages.
is $250. Will there be any difficulty in
finding a purchaser for it P Oh. no! The
other two letters are brief. and relate sim-
ply to business matters. yet I expect to
easily realise $20 , apiece for them. Here
are three verses. unsigned. by George Her-
bort. the old English divine. worth at least
.100; they would bring double and half as
much if they bore his signature. lien is s
lotto! written by John “'ealey. and hero a
presentation copy of Cowpcr‘s ‘ 'l‘ask.‘ with
tho poct‘a writing on the title~page. I once
owned s brief letter written by Sir Walter
Raleigh while a prisoner in tho Tower of
London. which I sold to a wealthy gentle-
man in Virginia for $1.000."
“ How about the value of. autograph let-
torn by modern authors l"
‘ Wall. s brief lottnr written by Tennyson
will bring in New York all the way from
$15 to $25. but in London it would realise
nothing. But the same rule letters by
Longfellow will command as much in Lon
don. though hero they are a drug. Letters
by Charles Dickens sell any way and at all
times. always realizing good priotm"—.\'fls
’ork moans
tPPRARANCE OI" A TORNADO.
As the tornado now sweeps onward in
its course it rises and falls with a series of
bounds. and. with a swaying motion. do-
‘seribes a zigzag eoume. now forming a chain
of loops. and again shooting ofl on an obtuse
angle. varying in the speed of its forward
motion. which may be anywhere from ten
to thirty llill\\\l an hour. At the same time
it is rapidly whirling on its Mia in the op.
posite direction from a screw. or the hauls
of a clock. the air revolving hhlllwld
vortex. necessarily attaining u up I of
several hundred miles an hour. First wid?
ening. then contracting now bounding
above the treetops. and again doseendiug to
sweep the earth bare of every object within
its reach. the aerial monster surges onward.
The largest forest trees. more playthings in
its grasp. are plucked up by the roots. or
snapped 0! like pipe stems; substantisl
buildings are first crushed like egg shells.
then caught up in the vortex and the debris
carried sometimes for miles before it is
again thrown off by centrifugal force and
falls by gravitation anywhere. everyvvliervv.
u. soon as released from tho mvuister‘s
grasp
It is dimcult to aeeurntelv describe the
torriado‘s appoaniuev and vvork. c veil for
tlnvse who have been eye witnesses. or who
have personally passed through the horrors
its coming brings While accounts difler a:
to its appearance and behavior. as witness.
od frvuu difien‘ut ptviuts of observation and
under different ein‘uuistam‘es. all substan-
tially agree that it is f‘t‘llt‘s‘lllilh‘vl. its motion
rotary. that its apex resemblos fire and
smoke. and that vivid lightning and heavy
ruiu~full usually l\v‘t‘t‘lllpilll)‘ it. In rurc in~
stunm._ electricity. in the form of St.
Elmo‘s lire. will precede the vortex. and a
white. steamy cloud will follow. It will be
observed that the form of the tornado-cloud
Is nicely illustrated by the “ prvmf.plnue “
used in teaching natural philosophy. The
small end of the plane is most heavily
charged with electricity. and. the nearer it
.pproachcs to a perfect point. the greater
will be the accumulation; a high tension it.
caused. and the olectricity must escape by
some conductor. So. in the tornsdovcloud.
the smaller the point or stem. tho greater
the force exerted when it meets the earth. ——
Fm!!!“ Cyclones and Tornadoes. “ by Goons
0. Smith. in Popular Science Hunting.
HIKING A REPUTATION.
'I'heroisastoryofhisown‘oxponso.
which the late Professor Moses Stuart Phelps
usodtotollwith groatgloo. In the days
when he was a graduate student at New
Haven he took s walk one morning with
Profemr Newton 11 man who lives in the
world of msthomstios. and simply exists in
the common world of ordinary. Profs-or“
Newton. ssishishabit. started 0! on the
discussion of an sbstruso problom. As tho
Professor went deeper and deeper Hr.
Phelp‘s mind wandered further and further
fromwhstwasboingsald. Atlsltur.
Phelp‘s attention was «lied back to his
companion by tho Profs-or winding up
with. “ Which. you soo. gives us 'x."'
“ Doss it I" sskod Hr. Pholp's. thinking
that in pohtsnes he fought} to reply some-
‘ . “ Why. doesn‘t it r" excitedly pro-
claimed the Profs-or. alarmed at tho possi-
bilitythstaflswhsdboon detected in his
calculations. Quickly his mind ran back
over the work. There had inde been is
mistske. f‘ You no 1‘58“. llr. Phelps.
you are right," almost shouted tho Profs-
or. “ It doson't givous ‘x.’ it glvosus‘y.‘ "
And fromthothourProfo-orllowton look.
ed upon Mr. Phelps as a mathematical pro-
digy. Howssthoflrstmsnwho had over
caught tboProfouortripping. “And so.‘
Mr. Pholpsusodoftontosdd. withhh own
peculiar smile. in telling [the story. "I
schlovodsroputoucnforknowlngothhul
hats. 1min way many reputations sro
mode in WNtK—m
lot-fess.
“Ions-wells M”
Adoryillu‘rstlvodtboorosoium
loronsorlngthoplosdsolf-dofonoo: 'Ibroo
manqunolodins roan sbovo s mlocu.
whosouoofthsmfolldosdhunhssrt dk
osss. n. othsrs wwo florful that tho;
wulubochsrgouwlth-udoraoosowoat
tothossloussndosdcodthsbsr-ssndsrout
whilothoothorscsn'lodtbooupsodownsad
Mitinsolnlrwlthlhhosdustsblo
.lfmdadluk. Whutbo bu-
hdcrotsrnodthotwomutsoks drink.
“Barnum-inhabit”
whkudwontswsy.1hom
“swam—mum Ho
n. ”muons-“hm.”
summons-nos:
arson.
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. ”notch-Guam
There is something about getting a cin-
derinons‘soyo. whiloon s railroad train.
thstismostlsughsblotothosowho do not
get cinders in their eyes. though terribly
painful to those whmo tickets drew clndcrs.
A man may think ho ls exempt from an.
den. and he will talk big. and passer»
gers will think he is one of the world's gent
ones. brave and noble. but the moments
cinder gets into his eye he becomes a help-
less creature. a cross, irritable. unpleasant
companion. The bully weskens when ho
gets scinderinhiseyc. mdwillooceptss-
sistsnoo from the most no-scoountperson
on tbetrsin, and will stand likostrom '
coward when some one probes for it with a
corner of a handkerchief. and turns up the
eyelid to find the wicked little piece of
three-cornered burned coal. A ’msn who
can stand up and fight a prize fighter with-
out weakening. who can have a bullet probed
for without wincing. or who can have s
leg taken 08 without inhaling chloro-
form.willbossweskasscotwhen
s cinder strikes his eyeball. and he almost
faints away when the eyelid is turned wrong
side out. by a person looking for the pom
little cinder. There is something singular
about s cinder. A boy will stick his head
out of a car window and ride s hundred
miles. with cinders flying all around his
head, and he will never get s cinder in his
sye. while a quiet lady, with a veil on. in s
sent remote from an open window. will-
hovo a cinder in her half-closed eye before
Itbestssll what r. difference there is in
people about cinders. A homely woman
might get a cindor in her eye. sud nobody
would pay any attention to her. any more
thantotoll her not to rub her eyo very
much. but let a handsome young woman
catch a cinder in one of her beautiful eyes.
and the first tear that comes to the eye
softens the heart of every man in the car.
and they all want to probe for it and offer
sums s-istsnce.—P«£‘s .Suu.
sunvsrtso ‘rus wannabes.
The dnly portion of United States torri-
tory that may be said to bo absoluwa un~
known is the Ever-glad}! of Florida. Tho
United States army drove the Seminole Iss-
dians into this unknown region. but neither
succeeded in capturing the savages or dis
lodging them from their swamp fastmvmes
Government surveyors don‘t know how
much land is contained in this isolated tori-i.
ctory or what it is like. Even tho milway
land-grabber; while having grants for twics
as much land as the whole State of Florida
contains. having failed to carry a survcyor‘s
chain over this part of their alleged domain.
and no body beside the Indians and a few
negrocs. who are still held as slaves by the
aborigines. seemsto know anfihing about
the torritnry. The New Orleans Tim
Micro! proposes to be the first newspaper
to tell tho world the inside facts about this
heretofore unknown land. It has organized
a canoe expedition comprising six canoes.
manned by four prominent oxmsval and
army officer: and eight negroes. who pro-
pose to spend sovcrslwcoks in explorations
and surveys in this mysterious land. If
Tiger Tail. who is supposed to still control
600 or 800 Seminoles and to be very jealous
of any intrusion upon his hidden retreat.
should take. it into his head to opposo the
expedition of the enterprising journal the
dozen men composing it may find they have
their hands full. It is to bo hoped. how-
ovor. that tho expedition may be fully as
suoctmful as it deserves to bo and furnish
the American public with its first valuable
information regarding the extent snd ro-
souroos of this unsurvoyod country.
A“ INSULT '0 THE PROFESSION.
A prominent physician was heard u viii;
very uncomplimentsvy language about s
certain butcher.
“ Whyix it.“ asked a friend of the doc.
tor. " that you abuse that butcherso much!
You are everlastingly saying mean things
about him.“
“ I‘ve got good reason to talk about him.
Last Winter I owned a fat pig. I sent for
that butcher to kill and dress it. He did
Io. but what do you think he told mo when
I wanted to know what his bill was P“
“ I have “11 bled."
“ Well. air. that butcher patted me on
the back and said : Xever mind about
the bill. doctor. Wo are in the some busi-
noss. you know. We profemional men
must help each other out.‘ I was so mod
it the follow I could have —~“
“ Prescribed for him.“ added the doctor‘s
friend. —~ I «mu Sofliuys.
“'ch It “‘Is I-‘owwa.
Abraham and Joshua had been invited to
ssplcndid dinner. It “1“ iiuyuxusiblo t‘or
Joshua not to make capital out. of such an
opportunity. AMIrdingly he managed to
slip a silver spoon into his boot. Abmlvan:
mgreeu with envy at Joshua‘s sueeom.
for he had not even manipulatul u salt.
spoon. But an idea struck him. “My
frents. “ he cried.“ I will show you sumo
dricks.“ Taking up a spoon. ho stud.
“ You sec deco spoon I V ell. it cos gone. "'
he cried. passing it up his sleevc.1'ou
will find it in Joshua‘s boodt." It was
found—Life.
Hagar fro- Sorghum.
The successful manufacture of sugar from
the sorghum cane is well provcn in the re-
sults obtained by the Kansas sugar work:
of Sterling, in that. State. Early in the sea-
son contracts were made for the culturo
of 15.000 acres of cane. The yield of the
present crop is estimated at 500 or
000 pounds of sugsr. worth 860.000 besido
75,000 gallons of syrup. worth half asmuoh
more. or a total'of 890.000 for the entire
acreage planted. It is said sorghum can b.
suooenfully rsisod‘ in any climate that will
mature corn.
' Moss. 3
Intthnitsttatutbcavorsgavsluoof
sponsionlssboutOIOS. ,Sl‘hcsvorsgo dab
whensnusrobsglntos'oorush 1804. The
number-of unoottlod claims now policing
whlohinvolvoslroslsis “8.813. In M.
tion.95.Melsi1nsaropondingwhioh will
notinvolvo arrears. 'I‘ho peanut annual
chargoforponsionsisw.000,000. Ifhalf—
tho olaimsarosllowodthiswill bo
increased to 084.835.585. If no further
obimsororoooivod.thoannusl charge will
ofoouroodiminish slowly at prooont, but
voryropidlyinfowyoon.
80 Made It all [this
A man returned from a dentist‘s highly
Whadmsdesmlstskoand pulled tho
mam. “Buthorusdoitsll right.‘
bacontin .“orIwauldhsvobmnght
lultogolnsthimforhmsgss.” “ Whotdid
tho
shchssrodesmilo, and sheisallbrokeup.‘
OOOymundsofsugaroratotalyield M750.“
hdignant. and said that the intelligent ox-_
Grand Display!
HBLILAY
Cull sud examine our large stock of
Fancy Articles,
SUITABLE FOR PRES ENTS .
We have just received a large and line line of
Plush and
Leather
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Also a Ix‘sutiful assortment of
Lace — Neck W or.
Our Illlt‘ clock of
J E \v to L 11‘; 3
Includes many mick; 93421:?“ 11.1.. m. -..11
—AT (HIST!—
llsts, Feathers. “it'll“, etc.
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(‘nll early. it will pay you
Mrs. H. Krieger.
—-—M\Il\| KEN“ “IAN iv —
if l 011 \\ nut to lluy
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1|.stv‘ ’lvlu lit-form llwuit.‘
FH-l ('nlul‘s. at $9 50. .\ vl- l v v- 1v
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We are Selling Pants
0! the Intent Style and l‘ 1.
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for 113:1! $1 00.
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.\ .Vrvv l1:vo:v.‘.lu~l lb v“.
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.2.00 to ‘25.00.
You can buy a \\‘m1ltlv.-r.».r.v ..\. $.30
that will wear vvv~ll ;t:..l :....:. o. 1
We Buy and 8111111.
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SELL LOW
D. Beers, Jr.
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at Moderate l‘mws. 1:
trill]: 1.1!.
lCust Nor“ silk.
Are now offered Maps show in; locum 1‘. :llll all
information given by
J. Sturgcs Randall,
EAST Milt“ Hill 68! if
H. s. C‘BRWtN,
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5% \Velles‘ Building.
18 Broadway . N.
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Pipe Lluet‘trtillcstes ((‘rudo l‘v tmleurul bought
and sold for cash. or carried on ms vin
Imus negotiated. Orders by mail or telegraph
mompfly exucutod.
Ig‘wrreapondence split it: 1!. Daily
ms et report at the City llote I.
a If
First. Xational
MARKET
Cor. llav‘ilsnd and Main Sm.
nlorm the publec that we r-llull ‘M up a full
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,3st bought this Mxrkct of 1'th n In: v1.1“!
WI“! 0'
j (sunny-onsets an in; or
that" V . roohvlrsshsro. at th- public not‘.
1n:-
- Handsome ['lacques,
it 21.0“ l'lllt‘lii .
We Offer All-Wool Suite
TOYS, GAMES
“MONDAY. 1001
LARGEST ASSURTM E \T!
LUII‘ EST PRICES!
Rich and Valuable
4"" “’~~-.’x ~"-~‘_’~
RESENT
'(‘p—x’.‘ '.~~’-.~'~’,v
Basque Figures,
Gilt Band Tea Sets,
Musical Dolls.
Mechanical Toys.
Latlics’ Work Boxes,
Baskets,
Fancy Toilet Home,
ilotto (‘ups and Saucers.
Plated Ware.
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LOCKWO OD’S,
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_ll:.vi1.;_-‘ made oriungetoenl>
with one of the largest whole
sale t‘arpet houses in New
York to furnish me with all
‘ln- l.t‘\\‘ patterns as smut as
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won. am prepared tul'urtl ‘h
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Eu‘tw l't‘pl‘t‘M‘llilllg' «l\‘t‘l‘ Five
!‘t-ll\‘lll-i Ill-3111‘s \\'t|l‘lll (ll
1'..1lwt\ You are invited to
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llv stool; ol lt‘l'lleTl‘lll‘:
l~ lit iul‘j'tNI lllt‘ lu\\‘t‘.~l pl‘lv 1‘
and l1 1‘ in \l in: Hi
WM. LBEKWUDD
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Repairing
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Jobbing.
Henry A Tilly’s,
South \‘orvv all: .
Court.
New Gradery!
l8 Railroad Place. So. Norwallv‘.
llsvim: tskvu the stun formerly ocem vied 11.- a
saint shop bv J. lt.lt.1v1uoud.t t‘o. on Railroad
l'mtau and fully stocked it with
GROCERIES
Of All Kinds.
l n‘qs‘ctfully invite a shut of the pub‘ic pain-1.11:1;
ll “‘Ill lit my aim to kin-p [hi
I test of (i (rods,
And to sell at .
snowman:- PRICES.
Goods will he. (lollvercd mpromptly. and every thing
poneihlel ldouc to scconuu ate patrons Please give
IIIQ I CI“
Albert Berg
So. Norwslh. April 12th 1333.
mm IS THE TIME To US 1;
IIOYT’8'1
Cough Remedy.
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Prescriptions Inreuslly
Compouudod.
A LARGES'I‘OGK 0F '
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For a Few Days we
lVILL SELL
12 lbs. Stand. Granul’d Sugar,
s 1 .00.‘
16 lbs. New Turkish Prunes,
$1.00.
Nice New Currants per Pound,
.07.
And all other at. the
Lowest Possible Prices. Ifyou
are about a bill of
goods it will pay you well to
see us.
goods
buying
We reserve the right to ad-
vance the above prices should
the Market warrant it, and an
advance in the.»~ goods can be
looked for at any moment.
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Lumber,
Timber,
Shingles,
Lath,
Dobro. ltfoldings. Sash.
Blinds. Picke ts. Win-
dow Frames.
Etc. ‘ '
tenet-red Hard Wood Work.
lllll‘tl Wood t‘eilin: and
Flooring.
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HARDWARE.
ll» lile 2‘ .\$\t\RT \3 FN’I‘ 111 ‘l U“ N of
t.‘ en eral Hard iv a re
.VIvr-tusnh-o Tools.
is lute Lend. I’asinle.
nth 111ml \\ hula“ titan.
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1 13: .s. h: t‘ssh
Agent for the
Fire and l‘ virul: it l‘i‘oof \1fe.
Agrie ‘ultuml In. ple 111 11k
Ship t‘lvativlievy.
HV 0 C.
-.\o ‘l‘i nit i‘1\l.l RthltK. \‘u horns“
Groceries
[‘T 'l‘Il L t) I
All orders ‘filletl
find it to their
Uzvt! us :1 trial
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llov‘. 1 \‘1 I‘tllt .1l I‘ oilv r and ll :ill‘s l‘nteu
Rope. &e
QUINTARD C. H. HARVEY.
.1)
T. Burr Guver 8‘ Son.
niéPRING-WOOD.
ad \‘antztgt ‘
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In sll its \‘srieties. The
too bewildering ‘0 mmw§r sale-
———BEAI‘TIFL' L DE
Dinner
0f 15 I’iu‘cs. only $42. (‘9. of \ur l
Tea. Setilorwalk,
()f it and 55 Pieces. in Many:
Lamps. . ..y
Inl- n-nt Variety. both Standard sud Ban 1
:ill the pretty thin; N that join to make ups
uppointui \ :Irictv Stun st prins within
the reach of all. tTH I
7~I‘ARLDR AND t‘uOKlNCk—
Stoves.
0f ursurpsssul Utility and Beauty.
Heaters.
That bring Comfort to the Home t‘irrle.
_\'ew References to be :uldrd to our
list flit." fail.
Ity to secure desirable Luilduu:
{chcrste Prices, m
V1 lm‘utiun. and all :11
Vuru all:
'.ES
Szxtocu
The p'lbli e are irn ited to cxsmim our r-Il‘l‘k and
nnue .m ur-«l to buy 11 gives in pl 1.1mm to it! ow
our goals.
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Blli BIBB LB
.5.
‘.
For Sale. ..
A run opt-mun‘ty to secure dvsirsblc Building
Info 111 N: dx‘ntr Price~. 1n
3
East Norwalk,
l.~ no“ nlIv mi. Map.- -howir1;; lthillt‘“. and all in
ft Irritation g1 veu by
C.W. SMITH.
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LARGE - SA‘SES
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Small Profits,
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C. H. Harvey, - 1
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Ii um: _lll\l rvx‘v‘unl s full and complete swwrt-
Y‘. "' v‘l ;
5-.
tlcnl' s l.:1di1‘.~‘. Misses‘ and Pb“ f'
tlrcu‘s Boots and Shtx‘u and
LEIUBBERS
;v‘.:‘v.n‘ :11 (ill
t‘\\f\'vl1\t‘f .x' ‘ ‘l
I“ N‘s-ox
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Cheaper than the Cheapest
Rl lli‘u'ili tit‘t'l‘.\ .\ >l‘l‘t l.\l.i'\'.
B
it‘\r\l1~nod\lr~ ‘o\r1nk\"~r
and Meats,
S'J‘A‘." l) OI“
promptly. City tillns
‘ trade with us
An 1!: Iglish Vet
erinarv Surgeon
and C hemislts
nuvv traveling in this country. ssys i but mostof
Milli HENS LAY
HON and Cutie
trash. He says that She ridsn :- Condition Powders
are absolutely pure. and immensely valuable. Roth
Coud 1t ion Pow den.
of food. Sold ever)“ he re. or ecu: l‘itv mail for 8 let
tcr‘ slum l. s Journos 1 o .
6%} iv. P. Boston. 11;...
no and 68 Watson 8:
avenues. N
ostsbl 1-
moms
Povnie 1:- sold here are worthless
ing on earth will make hem: lay like Sheridan‘s
Duo. 1 twpoonful to l pin~
BEST 8: 00.,
csseofScnr-ler .1."
I‘ll, Paewmouls, can 59.2.1.
“mandiveiyudm
.ahflaori‘llss- h tho-1r...-
moupsrtthscnusoof all Powers,“
M Oinkssuroutidoto for It I.
(wait at 39‘
that.“
luchlll. Woes-ctr.“
tine.
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