“mouse-"J
“trunnion”
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$0.16 COII'ITS.
our: nuptial: "Odde ere.
“hen! Bere I been been (allowing
filament! ell We turn-
. wleenenrptyeerdine box.“-
nun
we: Palm—“Thema-
hehddy Mind er the Know.
of phllnoophy. Posing that
’m—mtellwhet eho known
I. : “Pro.
' loll twioewhereehehiteitonce.
mmmmmikejnell. end
"fie-ah. voice be heerd when she
“buthth—WMPr-m.
_ Jdmhtoworryhhn: “I wish I
hen-whet would prevent my food from dis.
IMHO." hid Mr. Lymph. “My door
7*,“ nabbed to“, ”come end etcp
nwfleeteorhoerding-hcnee. Icen'euurc
”Ninth. food you got there won‘t
“ you n patient-rhea» Trail.
'6‘
Wiesel: Profeeeorw“ My den:
m the prom 0! modern eetronomy
im. We know the distance be.
u the no end the planets within it few
~H I338." Medumw“ You. prom-u.
er; a think of itfthut we know even the
nee d d theee dielent luinluun'an."—-
m AW.
' MN oheet him : "Ti-e duller uni
:e a l? enclelmed Count ileum: uctic in zlu
* Wen. “ dot wen u swindle l‘
'3'. the mole” " aid the heckxnan.
> “Helm il'e you. I‘ll take you (or three
& one! Ilty oeutn" " Goat!" cesium-
- donut. “It wee without houihiliiiee
b“ml'—Nne You-l: Commercial Ad:
7 -—Iven ell eround: A butcher enters e
We aloe-“Sir,” he eeke. “ when e
“Maryanne ie not hie owner re-
m?“ “ Gerhinly.“ “ Thet being
no, "your dog he: just curried cl! u
”but leg of mutton tron: my chop.
yuowe no .3.” ” Nothing could be more
h“ up“ the lawyer. “end fortunately
’Hfi” the prion o! the consultation l
=INM siren youi"-—Freuc:l Fun.
—!ehecontinued: A lady \vue visiting
“flu Inrr'led friends who had recently
I. hooked with pledge cl ethic.
“the 1. “Whet ere you going to memo
fine»? inquired the visitor. -~ We are
a to all h. Bury Penelope Thounlup.
'* M going to leeve. ere you '3"
FYI. I rune! get home in time for tea; I‘ll
.‘hlpluolrly to-morrow morning nu?
h It. “It 0! it.“—C'himgo Cluck.
> —1 kitchen eoliloqny : A eerveut girl
with“: finoniehed by her mistress
' how in “woehin’ up " the best too
‘1, overhead ehortly afterward in.
a re the following eoliloquy while in
flfigwuhingthneuger herein: “ I! I
fibbopthh 'ere beein, end was to catch
Inmalehouldn‘t catch it; but it l
6*” it, and weeu‘t to catch it. 1
“I I mold juet catch iii—Hartford
m cirenmetencee: An Austin
“'de who is constantly try.
aw” wee celled on to merry e
w. AM he hnd asked the usual qum.
M V “Mildred to be united in the ban l
w, and they had replied in hr
we. theJuctice asked them solemnly
“M pleed guilty to the charge, it there
8!ka my mitigating circnm.
now 3 the time to ethic whet they
,Keaeeeriheeitthue:
athehhlewheol got there but
huh end epccne end brickyhrec.
?. ”Minion!“ loop. Ael
“W'ehlthoughtrd eat ell
locum. though eoup ie emighty
rwbhfihetelluto. So 1 we:
'iudnqendtheneomeonthe
”lover eee, end there I cot.“
he. “cheektull ol‘ Ioupl"—Nnc
*eniuemoonpelled to hike;
in” hvtl.‘ The! were yesteldey.
,flldtwelvee‘elocklwentwpto
livhg thing in this town ee pooch o! no
ray-ell. Rey. old fellow. where do
hm out?“
The dog looked et him w hie his,
not hed nothing to toy. V
“Tough. isn‘t it?“ continued the non.
"Hook old end eeedy. end you ere thr
brandishing! ever new. 'l‘het etrikee e
freternelchordnud we meet on e level. I
haven‘t bed e epuere noel for A week. and
you hevcn't seen e bone for the peel ten
(hiya. Even ngein. eh ?" .
The dog ehivered end whined and got up
end cut down end the trump drew clone:-
tnd mid :—
“ No home. eh l Neither have I. No one
:o whistle tor you 3 Same here. Thet‘r
even egein. I can were: up my ehekee with
whiskey. while you have to grin end beer it.
l‘hit‘e where I‘ve got the deed wood on you.
I can talk through my nose and tell filty dill
tereut pitiful stories to excite eytnpethy end
bring out cold victuels. while you heve noth.
'ug to any for your-eel! and most take bones
or go hungry. That's another (or me. On
the whole I‘m ahead of you. end although
you are only e dog I‘m glad on it. It‘s
ennaething to (col tint you ere one peg
higher their on old yeller. homeleee, hungry
tor. So long. old know."
At the trump eluted to go the dog mulled
vet and mapped his leg and then look I rur
for it.
“ Say. there. hold on i" celled out “3o
men en he wheeled around. “ I acid I wen
eheed. but l‘ll take it back! You can lunch
on my loge. while I‘ll see this country
”lowly busted to New Jersey it I don‘t die
a! etervnticn before I come down to outing
dog! Even, old fellow—just about even on
theevernge, eudnouecoleuy herdteellugl
over it l"—Det~e‘l 8m Freer.
#«W
As Benmr Munxx'n Home-w. MU!-
uun.—-“ Hers I‘ve been talking tor hell no
hour .“ exoleimed nu auctioneer. “ end I
knew! got no otter.” “Hui! en hour. in-
deed l“ murmured en elderly maiden. “ whel‘e
hell no hour to runny long yearn, eudetlllno
hope 0! en ode:- P—m Wu.
Gnurzunn Renown—Sonic negrcce in the
South believe that the souls ct the deed eel
ler graveyard rabbits. and e dnrkey wouldee
econ be guilty of cauliihnlieiu on to out arch
bit rough! in or near n burying ground.
A- a consequence they multiply very M
there.
WW
I) ’epcprme tend Muel- Complaint.
art not worth the «mull price of 75
come to tree yourself of every a} mptom
of three distressing compleinte? I you
think so cell at our etore and get it lint-
tie o! elliiluh‘e Vitlliner. Every battle
nail. printed guarantee on it. use ac
cordingly end if it done you no good it
will cunt you nothing. Sold utagiongt‘s
Pliermncy. -_._‘..«~ 58‘
Puree comma. colds.
end all etlectinne of the
throat and lungs lend-
.ng tn coneumotinn
l‘riul size 350, Lat-g"
aizéa 75c. Sold by Pluie- ’
’2 .
Ktxa‘s
Jt'mruu nu
COL'GU BA LEAH.
~¢eo-~~—
Free 0! Con.
All persons wishing to test the merits
in great remedy—«mo that will posi-
vively cur-n Cnnsumptinn, Coughs, Colds.
\ethmu. Bronchitis. or (my aflwtinn o!
the Throat and Lungs—arc rrqueewd in
call at. Plainted‘a drug elm-c and get a
frial bottle 0! Dr. Kinu‘s New Discovery
"or Consum Humfrce of cost which will
draw you w mt n regular dollar size hm.
tic will do. 030 682.
"M- ______
on. What a Count!
Will you head the warning '3 The sig-
nal perhepe of the sure approach of that
more terrible disease. Consumption. Ash
ycumlvee if you can afiurd. for tho sake
of saving 50 cents. to run the risk and
do within: for it. “'9 kmuv frmn i-x-
pcrienco that Sliiluli's Curo will our.3
ynur cough. It never fails. This rx‘
plains why morn tlmn a million buttlos
Wu '8 sold tlw past your. it Tt‘ll('\'t‘)-
('mup. and “'hmiping Cnugl». u! mum.
“min-w. ill) not he wnhnm it! For lmnw
Back, Side «tr Clirul. us" Sliilnli'u Purmh
Plaster. Sold at llnyt'u lemmcv.
630656.
~~ 7- +0. .-
A life- saving medicinw is fnund in
King‘s Juniper Tar Cough Balsam.
W'nrmnir-d in cure or money rerundcd.
Sold by Plaistcd.
Buy it. try it and be cur-mi of that
severe cough nr cold. with King‘s Jum
rwr Tar (Dough Balsam. It newt- mils.
Sold by Finland.
.9. 'v—-
Buckle-we Arnie» salvo.
The best Salvo in the world for CutS.
Bruises. Burns. Ulcer-u. Salt Rheum.
Fryer _Sorcs. Toner. Chopped Hands.
Chilblnms. Come. and all Skin Erur-
(lane. and poaifively cures Piles. It is
guaranteed to give rtect sntisfacticm
or money refunded. oo 25 cents per
box. For sale at Pleisted‘a drug etore.
030689
Wm
“M haven speedy and punitive cure
(or Cetetrh. Diphtheria. Canker Knuth.
and Bond - delve. in Shiloh‘r Cntorrh
Remedy. A novel injector free with
ml: Mlle. Use- it if you deal" With
and sweet breath. Price worms. Suki
et Hart‘s Pharmacy. 080 NE.
W“
laildm
Itiemuudhythc about?“ ot‘ hilc‘
into the blood. giving t in end eyes
he
as Jeweller airline 'l‘oe it
ufiwefimeo Lit-errata. “gold
hy Plotted.
memcn
, . firmed“
when“...
fig
South Norwnlk. Gt.
mats twill
LO CKWO OD’S,
ac main Street.
Having made arrangements
with one ofthe largest whole-
sale Carpet houses in New
York to furnish me with all
the new patterns as soon as
they appear, and ‘ with'the use
of the Carpet Exhibitor which
showe carpete matched on a
room, em prepared to furn eh
you cerpete‘ at 'Lower prices v
and tram e larger variety than
any Carpet Store in the State,
and as good and cheap as you
will find in New Yolk. Sam-
ples representing over Five
‘1 bousund Dollars worth of
Carpets. You are invited to
examine my stock and (prices.
N o trouble to show goo 8,
My stock of FURNITURE
is the largest, the lowest price
and the best made.
Wll. LOCKWODD
DRAWN
Furniture & Carpets,
36 Main Street.
NultWAl4K. AC'I‘.
Timber and Lunar,
numerous,
“ALL BRANDS AND Parent—~—
LAT",
w—BHT llANtlull.—--—
R. p
Railing. and
Piokets.
Fence
Walnut. Cherry. and
Ash.
Oak. Whitewood, and
Maple.
And all Kinds of [lard Wood.
and slwutlilnu
P" [w rs
Henry R. Fitch.
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HARDWARE.
The 839? “unwary? in TOWN M
General Hardware
“column-e TUNDII.
While hosed. Plume.
(lite and \"Ivrdow Glam
A full Announce! or
Look- rtlm line-lee.
Table and Poole or. (Butler-y
U! the has: Quellty. I'llieep hu- 0"]
Hausa Furnishing lilies
.mreunsn rerun wane.
Aunt new
Duvr r Verdicul Bullww‘e Pele»
Fire and Butler‘- , Sofie.
Manhunt! Implements. ‘
A ship mMe $1“ Cu
w. d. QUM‘filu
8t. QUEER? “ALIA m 0!. tier-we“
lhmfluu‘
Fee'rls’ Caterer-acid
"Our m item“
Hams and,
A sacrum.
awasumiimmimwmmenm:
Pillsbury’s Flour}
Largest Stock
IICO I T y..-
W.W.Gumsmcl&l:a.’s
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Mu Emma: - Through the
columns of your widel circu-
lated journal. we won (1 any a
few words to manufacturers
dealers and consumers of coal:
First. and of great import
muse all our coals m‘u bough!
direct. than the mines. and m»
are careful to purchuee from
those who have mude a mind
reputation as miners and deal
wrs in first clues glNHl-‘e‘ unly.
Second. all Cu l is under
wmer tight l'nul‘s. and is there
i' r- dry auul l'revt'r am lodgsnow.
rain .elc.
Third. Every ion of coal is
carefully screened and deliver
ed by ( nrel‘ul, experiencedariv-
era , I, '" “
Fourth, we alwaye hoopla:
stock a good annulment oi
since and kinds. and " ‘
uisli. prompll any g
fmmgénue bile ol to o"
Our yin‘tl is heated “It
near iulles street.
and store is. at No. ltl‘
ton street, and. our in.
ficeuldggmmiicg’l with
‘ ,y tee," ‘;
Norwalk Chronicler