VOL 12, NO. 39.
SOUTH NORWALK, CONN ., THURSDAY JULY 27, 1882. '
WHOLE NO. 613
gm]. gamut“ gwfiml
HOLDEN BROTHERS, Proprietors.
—-——-—
OFFICE IN “SENTINEL” BUILDING.
Wasmlovon Stun.
03v Yul. . .42.!!! l 8!: Mom. ..Ql.00
Slit!“ Coriss. 5 Cum
units BTliiL‘l'LY ix Acwmca.
Terms of Advent-inc:
in... 5. _ E33733ngyg§3iii éor.
{it"ijicc gsm sociTfioi uric sgcc' Qiioi
r *- no no in at: too airflow
iflir“fib"iii“ cib"§‘a’c— ’o'cc" ll to” race
ilm am am no am iién'ism who
2 ..' inc 7 am” “5“in
(”a m facicii’icuc 17m taco com
a' i' riYi'iKiii iaifi lift-flu mm’nm
w
c .. icm'ifiium :uTirTi‘ii‘iWéiiw'ioim
Ir "Wicca acmacm com um mm mom
Marriages and Dunn inn-nod grainlinocly.
Incl Notice- to rent- pcr licc.
-w-.____...__—-
Roland at who Punt usirc at South Hon-ark as Soc-
ood (‘iua Mutter.
I ‘
2—. M-.. _.. , .
.\' .n' York. New Haven «k
Ilnrimrd Railroad.
mum; “‘li‘fi'l‘. GOING EAST.
ill? a. ill Wang-too KI. i M n. in Wuh Rx
c .52 “ sp'eielii wig
( “I ‘ lsprcu. 1' u “ .‘. lilil
I I! “ prrvca. 1M " 33 ll. Way.
\ ‘I “ human 03:1 ” l‘icoioc Ex.
3 m “ Arr-«tn. 10.4! " N. H. Way
I O ” Affii!u_
7 m ‘ inwal I:
i to ‘ Ari-mu ill! p in Boston in
t o ‘ local its t.“ ' I ‘flcld Wu
I so “ hwol 32 ill " on I:
{in " Act-om Ha “ N. H. Wu
M 17 " Local in I.“ “ lama.
it u ‘- Local {is 3.06 " Rum
l ‘3‘ p I. locum,
‘l H “ lispnaa l m “ prms.
llfl " luwac. us .. a ‘flcld w“
u.‘ ' Aaron. M. N ll. W
I ll ‘ liprm H I“ “ .tdaina I:
I n ‘ Arron it Q " tin-ma [3,
ll.“ “ notion ls.
i). i? I: won
W ll “ It Train
“I ‘i‘lluil. On ai‘nnava
s an “ Meow. l M a in . lbw-ion Rs.
Q a p, I». Milk ‘l‘valn It!) “ N. ll. “ilk_
ill “ ANN“
‘ ' ’i i" ‘Cti’fi'fi'fit—
irrrlanl Tailor.
NORWALK. l‘USH.
Tho hoot t‘lutha and tho loci l‘crlwt l-‘it
\‘i‘urrnntcil. Mil ll
. Siill Niriall Sarina;
~ BANK t
Sonata. 0.. Onion“ hm
(um.
Open lmlv from No ii a at .and from ivu i p
m .and on . arnniay ”cumin from a in i
{fink-roar allowi-d on Down-in.
i‘i'ill.R\‘ l‘ ELY. l‘rm. A NHMAN‘. \‘lri- Pr”.
Jull\ H RNAl‘I‘. tire. and Tri-nl, dMly
J. R. RAYHOND.
Builder illimraciur
Work dono by "IO l‘ny or (ran-
"not
Shop (out of Franklin St. non!- come
in nursery. P. 0. Box (“7. (Nil
0. N. NICHOLS.
Manuhriiinv cl
BOOTS fl. SHOES
All hunk of lii‘pniring «lone with nont-
nwu rind iiiupuich.
llcpairluir liuhhcrn a
ialty.
Bani-moot under Pool (Minn.
BOUT! NOR-WALK. OT.
MULLINGS BROS.
GARBIAGE MAKERS
Any style of Light or Heavy Work built
iocrdor.
All Kind- o] [inputting Mplly Allard-
i-d to.
Spor-
L‘ A. ML'LIJNHG‘. J. l. IULLIRG!
No. 8 “firmfill It.
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DAVID STOW.
UNDERTAKER
Halli St.. up stain, Clark 3 Lane'- Block
nxsiimxcl: as In? 91'. ssc
(3": have a Pnocxsc you Susanna
far uporior to the ion box now in use.
i coriander! with no more oxpomo.
J. M. POTTER,
‘4'
DEALER IR
Nevfliork
routujuwaik
FARE ONLY 35 iii.
EXCURSION TICKET TO NEW YORK
ASD RETURN.
50 Gents.
The Popular cud Swift Steamer
Will renorm- hcr daily in in lcnvini.‘ NEW YORK
sh'l'l'lilMY Al'l‘Elih'i in. ‘prll 1-
' Pan, and continue until hirihri notice an
0 \WII
l.;:adviiii: lini'l‘lli NURWSJC «iv-r" Turning.
is“ a a rxr uni at o‘rnr .u! on
arrival ’ur mi'mm-K' “9an run-:3
llsiirmil tritium
Returning lccvv NEW YORK from Fill“ a?
:2. ‘11.} an" "icfi'lgllw'lfinfi. P and -||T|
1“ fl . -.
u‘t‘luh‘li. *g (‘tlh'Nlt'Tthi Silt“; “a.
th‘ll‘l" tor llANlii'liY and tho NEW llAVF-h
'Y‘lfll Ruin“ FOI‘.
Pal-ingu- for RRiiiiKlJ’N iakclhi‘l’i'lfl‘n.‘
FERRY at hcadol tho l‘in
Tickets for will hTATluNiion tho hANM‘iiY
Raul-“ad ran hehad at the t'Al’l‘AlN‘h‘ tlFl’lt‘R
uli nul
krl‘aucugon and MW runwvmi in and
horn the [input at Sunni Niirnalk li‘lilill cl charge.
“continents wmsl nu huanl at all noun.
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N()TIC 1‘3.
llll. A. ll. BALDWIN
llac vcvuovwi his “M in
71 W A LL. H'l‘ li lillil'l‘.
in ms mnionru nl rho into In As. ll ll.
Nilll\\':\l.l\'.
iih‘h‘li‘R llUl‘ll! till a a_ in . l in ‘i null in ii p in
TRl.Kl‘ll\‘.\‘R IN \ll’i'Pli‘R
l Tiling lilil Rillll‘lllg
MR. JOSEPH Kblllll'lli.
5 l I loner in flow Yuri. will
\ inmiara‘i‘r‘amrmi‘lh‘ hmaih onrr a inch to av
ram! in all not h vmrl lilil‘Mllthi A Sl‘fii‘lhlfl‘l‘
All union left at thin ulllvcor Nanh‘y‘a New: “minis
Nnrunlh will rim iir pmiu it alioiihnn ‘
r U Main-n. iiuii . lirnlwiwi. (mm.
5 to $20
land. Manic
$66
I xvilnn-i. Mainv
in day an honor. slainplcv north ‘5
rw. Adriana Sunny; .5 i‘n . hiri-
hill Ir.
n wool; in your own town 'l‘crmc and Oh
«until in. Add": ll. ilu.i.avrw:)\‘u,.
y.
a nous-saint £61m
.\ mum on tho"
uMa MyNNHNST FR I. .l
L iiIIlaN.!‘.th no: iachlcozinlil:
sorrows
Baiarrh cure!
'l‘llil Oh‘lA‘ REAL MEDlt‘lflAL PREPARA'l'lUN
70R t‘ATAllltll. When uwsl according to direct
on- il ni‘vos hila to t‘l‘RI.
l'ricc 50 Coat: a Box
no sale by l‘laisicd. South Nwlk. and Butt-
Nurvralli. and niailcd in icy adore-con mcipi is!
price. by the pnuwirtcr. L li- MINOR.
Nair Canaan. Dunn.
cost-uni
“on arctic. IANON“
WON.
Prnuv an "or Icon-am“!
A“ “:III or au. mu mm
’1‘“ EY CURE
rnosasoo u tho ow. Ionic. good.
“in“ 'u «4' osuoalalil”
' com-o.
IIOOO IN GOLD.
vi- tor a csso they will not an or
cus‘lp. o’r‘l’gr asvtlicf‘tupsrc or morioss
an.
x or 4mm lor mm and try
{int-”non you than no othor.
. . windows-inane“
nm‘ c loll-bong “alumni"
INN
O“) "I elm
lab-vs roll 0‘“
"milieu.”‘afl. “OW-Io.“
CALEB WOOD.
(louse, Sign
6L Ornamental
PAINTER!
Paper linger, Glclscr, Grunt-r
Etc.
JOHN H. SMITH
FLORIST,
m .M‘T.
SOUTH FOBWALX.
lilililtli'lflfllflhlf
Mitts Ill Willis
fiasco to on».
REPAIRIRG IN ALL 1TH
nmcm.
mmmwm
» -lIi-
at.
~grcntcud
Whore pong: tho mortal loch snail.
And give ii bitwrnw to life.
Makin the check with anguich polo
Ami tho dart-c internal suite;
Then Sacronii‘u (Jinan accuses the pain“
And nailing health look: up again.
W
Impuru writer. unhealthy climate.
unripe fruit. unvvholcoouie food. malaria
and o thousand little illc are nothing to
those lortifled by the use 0! SANFORD’S
GINGER. “the delicious."
W
“Quick lll is Wink."—Rocliwood‘u
lnctontnneouc Photographs. 17 Union
Square. New York City. min. Rook-
wood given pcrconnl attention to the
posing oi sitters.
. M”
Found at Inc-I.
An agreeable dressing for the hair.
that will ctopiic tolling. has been long
sought (or. Parkcr‘a Hnir llnlnnm. dis-
tinguishvd {or its purity. fully supplies
this want.
- , —- 9w—
! had severe attacks of gravel rind
kidney trouble: wnn unable to get any
iiiodivinu or doctor to euro mo until I
uwil llop Bitters. and llicy curmi mo in
it short timc.——A lllSTlNflL'll-illlil) L.\w~
van 0? \VAYNE 00.. N. Y.
«co
Experience ’l‘nnclil lilo:
rind my money pxiid {or it. Altar hav-
ing Liver Complaint four yours. and
spending mmwy mi uuati'unm llllll doc-
turn who tllilll'l help inc. l triml Sol hiir
Bitters. Six bottled ourod mo. 1 nha l lil-
wnya “iii! ihcui.—-.l!i'uwrighl.
,_ ”V
A I‘ul-u. wholenmiio diutillntion of
witch hiuol. Aiiirrionii pinn. (‘iinaiiln fir.
mnrignld~ oluvi-r l-lmxnnin. t‘ll‘.. fragrant
with tho hauling i-cscnmm o! hiilsniii and
inc. Such is Saniurd‘n Radical cure for
fnlnrrh. (liiiiploto troutrucut lor ll.
wA—ooo
lmprovosncut for Mimi and
holiy.
'l‘hcro in more ntriiliglhvflulul‘lug )uw~
or in a bottlo of l'rirliur‘a iiinucr unic
than in ii liuuhul of Inuit or n unlicu of
milk. An an appetizer. blood Pill'lllt‘l‘
nmi liidiio'v mtrwtur. thorn in nothing
likc it. and invnlula mum iicntiy iiml it
n wunrlorl‘ul iiivigornnt or mind and
body . ——( ‘mnmrn‘i‘ol.
iii-“curt
\
mimic-into wi‘ru “crow rim run nui-
NRL‘. LIVNN. imu‘m.»x no l‘iilllts
tlll‘TllR sum.
.\‘h‘l Tll.\l.ltl.\‘ii. muniiumu inn uxrnu.‘
ma ai‘riuri riii‘u vwvnuui'c. AM)
vidxnu
—-lll YI‘I()I‘{S—~—-
'l‘hi‘iniiwnl iiimr huuinu iiia, niul runu- \ilmn
pin-vermin. lintplilill null rill ntlwr l\\i‘ll\9:ll auil
mumliu rail. Mnilula or Rmv‘u NH]. iilaiulular
Fur-limp. i'lwrn, llll‘ Norm. ilk Lou. Mvrvuriul
Alli‘i‘iiunn. Kriiipclnn. 'l‘iimnr. Alumni—o. l‘lf'lllllv
rim. “Hill, Ilimnl Poi-nun. llri ihi‘n lit-irons. \“Nll‘
iii: of tho Kriliwyv lull Livw. ilwumiiiisiu. i‘olicir‘
potion. l‘ili‘l. llycpiip-in. and nil itching illlll rivali-
lfilltl‘ l"l‘l()NS
m inc Skin and Walruwnui'h an Salt lihcum.
l‘mirinnin. Ti‘llt‘l’. liliiguimn. llarln‘r‘u lii'h. Srahi
lloail. lirhruu ink». rind minor Iii-Mum ' and Tm-
iurinp Iliunurn (ruin a [Illllllll‘ in a coral“ iilr lllt‘l‘f.
when awn-mod by t‘i'rii‘i'ru and t‘urii‘l'nc Soar.
the groin :klu (‘llh‘l.
——--L?I l'l‘l (3! T It ’\
A cowl. unchnugrnhlc hinilii‘al Jelly. clmrc iii! all
external oi llll‘lll‘i‘ of lilmni ll'imnrn. out: 1‘"! “WM
likin and Fli‘ch. inltniiilv alinyc itching: and irri-
tations. Simon-38mm" - nuii "Null. “'0th il-
wi'ight in mild for it“ llt‘llllig lirovnnoa.
OUTIOURA SOAP
An quuiniic'l‘oili-i. llaih. rind Nurficry Suiiatiw.
hm“ Willi ilt‘lli‘iibun llinu‘r “dun Inil hMling‘
blinnm. (‘untain- in a “\tlliflfil (iii-iii all this up
tum- of (‘l'Tll‘lYliA. tho grout Skin “in“. and is in-
diaprnciblu in ihc iroatinvut of “tin and Seal i
Him. and for running. prwu‘rviug and honutlv
mg ihc i‘ulliNi‘llilh and akin. 'i‘hconly Mvdiciair
a Ruby Snap,
‘t‘utirura lii-iuwiiwi arc tho unlv ml riiriitii‘oa tor
drawn-o- of the slim. Scalp and liiomi.
l‘nrv: t‘iiiiviiru Manhunt. ’1 m not bolting
(‘tllli‘unl an i-vm- pur hm; largo huxva ‘lni. i‘uit
cura hlmhviuiil 'l‘mict Soap. 35 comm; t uticura hih
dinual shaving Soap, in menu Sold cwryvrhcro
l‘ri. i‘ipal lhipul. “‘lllllvlh‘k l‘ti'l‘TKli. linoioii.
IDynr wula. natulcnry. rising"! food. dlatmn c}
tar cairn '. crumpn and palm. dinrrhoca. dycciiicry.
Mchlc ion no appetite or ctr-cu h. hilluwcd
by laminar. dcbllity. m~rvouciwcu and min or chop.
dunno no imntcllnto um o! Sanford‘n (ling-or. “tho
doiicloca“ and only combination of tho 'l‘rnc Gln~
. t‘hoicc Aromatic: nnd Fronch liranilv. llkurc
of imitation: aid to bv or good. link for snuford‘a
Gingur. and take no othor. 8old ovi-rywhi-ro.
WEEKS a l‘u‘l‘l‘hli. Dalton.
r
00‘- s ELECTRICITY
Gentle. yct cflcctlvc. united
with Malina Bat-an: rcadcr
octunc oimiié cue
TRIO PLASTIRS ooc hun-
dred tlmcc cupcrlor to all
othcr plantain for every in
wrnknrcii add iullauiiit on.
Price 15c. Sold ovcryvvhcrc.
‘tacrct‘
EnuunIiiiIMENr
The Grout Hauling Remedy.
ml.
“antiwar-oily“
child's-Emma
—
WIEICB 00'38 ‘l‘lll UNMUNDED
POPULARITY 0P
Allcock’s PorousPlostcrsl
Because they have proved
themselves the Beat External
Remedy ever invented. They
will cure asthma, colds, coughs.
rheumatism. neuralgia, and any
local pfim.
pplied to the small of the
A
back the are infallible in Back
Ache. crvouc chility. and
all Kidney troubles; to the pit
of the stomach they are a cure
cure for Dyspepsio cud Liver
Complaint. ’8
Hostel-c. ore punks,
wok to cure. ,
B...
warcof" ‘
hum
Porous ,
. fm- .
A PROBLEM.
land! and lied m broth”;
nod waa ciao: thou Sandy;
And they wcrc lily dlvidlu
A nick cl pcppcmlni candy,
Nod wan carcastly trying
To min the division tiuc.
AM he lurked Ibo pile! with l Itch-hoot.
Where the loci: ought to brook in two.
But. at“. for little Dandy
And his poor puma taking broihcrl
"l‘ was a long cud chart division—
Ouc piece longer than the other.
rlcd grcvsly icckcd at the pieces
And their quit. unequal length.
And he wrcctlcd with tho problem
With all his mental atrcutb.
And. It loci. ha said: “Oh. Bandy!
I can make it conic out right.
I! I like the piece flint)! locust.
And blip OI! Jill! one bitc."
Their tour cyan beamed Mid brighten“
M. this plan. ac very handy.
Oi dlnpcclnc or ttic problem
And distributing the candy.
80 Rod ctc tho picccs cvcn-
It was the simplest way in do it;
And he clicctcd littlc annoy—-
And they neither 0! thorn know It!
-ncm c Chundlor. in It. Nicholas
*
PHOTOGRAPHY "ADI “BY.
Ivory lilnn Illa (Diva “roll” of Plot-voo-
wnni a Il‘i-avolcr Mn! Ito.
Another ndvnncc bu boon made in photo
graphy. Every trnvclcr. or cvcry pcnm
whntxocvcr. iiiniit hove wiuhcil at some time
or (\lllnr iluit ha or ahu was an nrtiutvn
pniiitw, nkclolior. or drnughlcliinii or
druughtnwoninn ; Illil lllln mountain. thin
lnlio. thin harc or lhol llwru could in put
down in blucli «nil whim and curl-loll away.
it may or it may not ho trim. but it in fluid
that nrl ctiiilion arc pumicd with more until
in Illi'llll't‘ritfllf‘ piuccu. rind that piipiln’ in
(ll'ltlillll: iiiul nliurrhiuu urc iiiorc uriniomuu
niul morn ililipcut nllor tho imuinicr tvuvi-l in
mmplctcil. A pupil ruiniirliwl : “ liy unit
sen-mi I aim“ he “l'll‘ in uliun-h tho film 3“
Niiiiiru iii tho iii-uni li'lii‘lli‘l‘. uiul iucpiruu thc
alliili‘ul in iniiiuic mul in npiul.
lhil this striving with tho poncil to ropvw
iliiiv llhlill‘t‘ or tiny-thing chic in now uii~
“crummy. A phuiugruphic upiniriituc lll’il‘
liimii iiiwulml by which m‘cry truwli‘r or
any our luny uhvlch by pliutnuruphy. 'l‘lu‘
oiiilit wclphn about two luiuuilu. ciiil run in
vumul by a atvup owr tho ahoulilcr lilo n
prim» bug or n tlnh Nicki-t. thii It hit oi
wvucry «mum in Now thut in worth hiking
may. or an old mill. burn. hon-iii. group oi
morning irilzca your lnucy. you \llillhflli‘fil
plui‘i‘ tho cuiucrn on a iripinl.niiil in ii twink.
liuu you haw tho uliicct iii vicw tmuulcrml
in n prcpnml plutc. which iiiny ho ilcvclop~
«i when your touch on iii-or. livery iiiuc
tin» irnhi aiupu (or lunch. which in ollou in
thu Wm. for the pimple niuat bc aupportcil.
thc phuttiuniph artbit iiiiiy “ tshc“ tho wliolc
town nhilc tho otlicr lwtnnugcrc Iiro lunch-
iup. \‘rry luv Wool tho conductor 0! the
truiu would vruii. probably. tor tlic articl
in photograph. ilcvclop. call and mliac on
tho upot lniloro ho wont on to the nut nta-
lion.
’l‘hc photogivipbcr‘c outfit in wry mod"-
atc in (wt «ml can ho npunitcd by any coo.
though ho may how no hiiowlmlgo previous.
ly of pliniopmpliy. 'l‘hcro in rovoliition in
luluiroauviug iiiuchilicry.——I’iv'm'drncc Joan
not.
flaw——
PAOTS ABOUT 6 LOV ES-
flo unannoun- of “Mid Covering--
Itrnuc illd l‘aaioms.
Sixtoca butloua on a dainty glove would
occui to in not only unucocccnry. but ulna
vol-y abaurd. yct to become tho poucncor oi
such an absurdity won tho licight til auihi.
lion of avcry tachioucblc lady a your or two
ago. Focbiou. howcvcr. in ac tickle no she
in arbitrary in her dictatoa. and iii pro-rout
nha baa doomcd that two buttonn nbull bu
ivuru and no tum. Tho glovc iucy roach to
thc clbow. and the top full in colt wrink-
cii about tho am. That no iiiiich importance
cboulil be attached to tho atylc at tho glovo
in not hi all rcuicrhublo. when it iii rcuicuh
hcvcd that unit to n wciiinu‘c cilcction (or n
“ lovc cl a bonnet,“ thorn in nothing no
dour to hcr hcart an bor aupply cl dainty
glovon. litic may bo pnnloutn‘l for thin loin-
iiiiuc wukncu. for cvcu the ctcrncr cox nrc
cot inwuciblc to tho cbnriiic cl a iiliupcly
luiiui ciicliwcd in n dcllcntoly tiutcil. nontly
tilting glove. and tho l-‘rcnch hnvc it that tho
trnc mark or ii lady in to bc nlvniys “ lii‘rn
«borrow ct b‘rn water.“ The gluvc trmiu ul
thin country hon iucrcnncil vcryyrgpiiily tlic
lust (cw yciira Mid iii atill incrcuniufi-illuriiip
tlic your just cloocd tliorc vrcm impound no
lNui thou 678.528 iiolcu pain of glovon. vol.
uoil ct ”poncho. 'l‘houc llguroii include
awry variety of glovca mud». and urn not
coutluod to than (undo Mpcuinlly for ludicc.
Franco condo tho lat-acct uumbcr. nho the
haunt quality. England. Goriunuy. cud
ltnly cach turuich u lorgc 'nuui'ocr. The
custom or wearing glovca la by no moans a
modern one. Rumor cpcokiua oi' Loci-tor
wcnring glovca while working in his gnrdcu.
chcphon tolla cl Oyrua going [without bin
gloves. and among the nculptuvco found ct
Tbcbcn wnc ouc unrelenting ombaaaodora
from name Asict'ic country bearing proacuts
cl glcvco. Apart from the contort they giva
and tho finish tboyarc to tho toilet, tbcrcaro
may curious cuatomc and historiccl loci-
dcntc connected with mom that arc well
worth our study. In the middlc agca than
was it curious cit-mu cl giving a glove aa a
pledge in concluding a contract. cod tron.
this in probably derived the latter ouo cl
throwing down a glovc as c challenge. which
the apposito pcrty accopta by picking it up
cud throwing down bk own.
_—_~——
A N OLD DIN/IR.
David Walk», «blow York. is probably
the oldcutntrsot «or driver iutbo Unitod
Statulupolntclccrvloc. Holscixtyyaarl
old. Andbac booua driver twenty sight
ycanauda boll. Ho thinks tbctio that
timohchas ridden abouto million miles.
ocibotilbobodkcptiua might lino ho
would havo acne around tho aartb tort:
than thucnrriodchildrcoioaudm
"Ill OF INHIBIT.
WI. lactic-“oi ma non old
“I“.
-Asccdlcckiu la- lcvaa o good look-
lnuhn. '
—8acatchsotlivcsina oratory dwcL
ling. pointed yellow and worth .500.
-An catrlcb on is cccddcrcd oqcivclcni
lo twcuty-icur ogga c! the demonic hon.
-Alicng the clcrka in the pousioc once
at Dec Metrics, Iowa, is a uiccc 0! «Juli-
dcnl Pierce.
—" Judges." acid a lowycr. “ bcvc ”WI”
a great advantage cvcr in poor 10110"- '0'
they soon last."
—-—'l'hc brand: on oxpcctcd to prevail 3
pestilence in the ovcrllowod region of tho
South this summer.
—-“Doca poultry pay l" alkcd a “no!“
cl a city dealer. “ Ol cont-ac." wan the reply.
“ oven the little cuckoo- shell out.“
—-~Mouuda bavc boon loud in the P!»-
nccl cs dlatlnct in their roaciublaucc to cui-
mnl tortuc ac any Amoriciiu mounds.
—-A boy anya in his composition that
" onion: arc tho vogctablca that makes you
sick if you don‘t cat thciu youncll.“
-—ln ii alandcr lilll in Oregon. the Court
held that “an honest man is a mu who
won't atcal hrc wood on a cold night."
«A lino who returned to atop his load
protcuity on tho plotter-in o! a car in Lot-
iugtou. Ky. waa arrcaiod and flood 037.00.
——’I'bc Supreme Court cl Kentucky has
decided that the testimony a! nu albciot
shall cloud on an squid looting with that ol
other witncccac.
w—hlark Twain ‘a Soulbwcrloru hip has
brought to baht thc fact that ho corvod
lbrco mouth:- in the Ooulodcrato Army u-
dcr chcral Stirling l‘rloo.
-—A crnwilch lcrui baa boon alnrlcd lc
Wharton county. Texan. The proprietor, it
in acid. but iraiiicc tho crustaceans in mint
out at their holes and take loud
"The vcry boat molcrial with which to
inclic lctupliulilcn la a pcatal card cutlcutb-
wine into airipa cuo-nistcoutb cl an inch
with. They burn rcadily. do not ulvo cl
upnrhn. and lcavc acnrocly any trnco cl
silica
, .\ countryman walking along the cinch
(ii a town found lllli prom-cu aicppcd by a
lvivriccilc oi tiiubcv. “ What la that for!”
lit‘ Mimi! cl u pcrcoii on tho ntrcct. “Oh.
that‘u to ntopthcclioloni.“ “ Mi. lhavcollou
board cl a liunrii cl llcaltb. but l ucvcr aaw
cuc hclcrc.“
——~lt wan c wioc littlc thcoloaicu onthc h~
ciilo (‘oc-ii. who voiced tho bittcr cry cl hu-
iuauiiy in lli‘l’ owning pvnycr tho oibci
night. Alici- the "Now llay inc down to
sloop“ ahu nililoil the petition. in wool lil‘
vout limo. “ and do. 0 God. it you can.
plwinc Mich tho fin“ and kill him.“
~ ~Ciucinunti in n gonniplng it good dual
alarm on columnar-inn hcnuit. a buainm inch
worth $250M)“. uscccdingly chcritablc. who
Ml‘lililutl biiiumll in u cuburbnu boo-o twch
yearn «an on coconut 0! n qunrrol with &
‘Ili‘. and him lived thcrc cvcr aiucc. marlin.
lbc lion'liplipi‘hi but ccciua no out
—“l can‘t get up curly." said a poor Vb
iii“ to hit: doctor. “0ho. yca. you on.“
'an the roply. “ if you will only tollow a)
“Ii-ion. What in your hour cl rising l'
“ Nico o‘clock.“ “ Well. got up hnll au boll
lotcr every tiny. and in the can!!! clauiouih
you will and yourccll up at tour inthc in".
inu-
.——..’——--——
AN IRON TREE»
The iron ruliiictto at Ooliimbio. 8. 0.. h
the greatest work of art in tho State Houoc
Thin in n coating wholly or iron. cota-
luciucrotina the dumb 0! many of Carolina‘a
alain. who-lo alumni are found lu railed lot
tcrcou two iii-ruin tublcta at the basic. The
aucoccc of this ousting consist: in in pcrfcct
imitation of thc living puliiictlo—lhc lawrlic
trcc ct South Carolina. We had hoard cl
this clniuc in other pluccc. but had new
bccii nblc to belie-v0 thc ctoricc at tho chl~
blc lcnvcn bonding in the brccac. cuppocing
this pbcuoincnoii an optical illusion, but
anoh lll rcally tho cacc. Tho long. thin lpam
9! iron. lifc—lihc oven to tho haihlikc abro-
o! tho twigs and brnnchcn. ivuvo lrcmulounly
in cvcry :npliyr. and tho whclc troo. painted
articticully. hmi no clone n rcccuiblauco to tho
rcal two mi to deceive ihc acutsoi obosrv.
at a distaiico cl avc rodn
—-—-w—-—-—
A STORY OF THE CONOCRIP‘NON.
Origiunlity cl ccuocptiou and vigor la
“caution clikc churcctcrilc the oxpcdicct
adcptcd a low dnya ago by a Pcrlaiau lnthcr
to obtain bin only son's oxcuiptlou from tho
conscription cl 1883. The youth. it ap-
hcd drawn a “ bail number." and tho
prospect of his exposure to the pcrila and
latisnca of military acrvicc plungod bismuth.
or into ouch dork dcptba o! dccpoir that ho!
husband. unable to ccdurc tbc contempla-
tion 0! her aoro alllictiou. undo up his mind
cucdaytotckcaiuccsurc wbichcould not
fail to cvort the threatened scparatin ct
inctbcr cud con. 'Wbilo they wore weeping
in one notbcr'a cans. in suddenly chapod
them both in a convulsive cmbraco. not.
aimed the word “ Adiau l" and mind from
the houss to tho uoarcai bridgo cvcr tho
Bolus. wbcocc ho cprang headlcrcnoct into
the river. Fortunately, sonic bootinou who
aaw him {all from the quay. aucocodod.
with considerable difficulty, in rcacuiuc him
alive. but lnccnsiblc. Ho wot 00:1ch to
tho morguc. and there atrippod, in order to
bc mbjoctcd to tho unosl rcstcrctivs picco-
cf trlcticn. Iii ccgcidcccs to the regulations
of tbot inalitntioo. hicclotbco wcrc acsrchod.
with a view to catabliab bia idcutity. nod in
his pockat-book will round a aboct or acts
paper, upon which ho had writtou down llll
uamc. and addre- and the lollowlng touch-
ing canton“: "Tbschlldsballnctba part-
odlrciuhisinctbnr; bcia a widow'a only
con." Navor yot. incl! probability. has a
wool-chums acllmrlilccbocntcldiu so
low m
W
'alii'riuliira lll nlcano r0 can.
ATALEOFATUB.
Ilr. Bertram Tbcvuo chuttho trout doc!
to his utbcr'a rcsidoocc hard. and calm
down tbs Italic sicpa buttock. his ovaccat.
with tbcctsin or a loco-bud bctwoou his
tcctbaudalrcwuupcu his forehand. Any
cos could coo that tho frown woa not custom-
ary; itwaainccbtoo track our! smooth a
torohcccl lot-that; and the cyos. that won
c little atomiy now. woro bloc in color In tho
cummcr Iky. A bandlcinc. bland. well.
diapcacd young non wca Mr. Bertram
Thoma; it waa not oltcn that be wca voxod.
acrioualy vcxsd. aa now. What was will l
yccaak. ’l‘bcmattorwoca little odd. ccr-
tnicly. His father wanted him to marry.
and he Ind dotcmilncd not.
“I havo muons for wishing this, my
coo.“ Mr. Oliver Thornc bod acid. the oven-
lug boron. “very special mucus. Sincc
my failure I innat leave no stone unturned
to sccorc an advantageous concoction for
myacll. It you marry John Eulcugcu‘a
daughter it will be a very grunt advantage to
no pocunlarlly. And thcrc is no rccocn
why you abculdu‘t. She ia young. protty.
wcll bud. and (no. You younclt have no
Wilhelmina; you will be cure to like her."
Surely there wac nothing vovy coma-ou-
ablc iu thia; but it nwakcucd tho atrocgcci
locfluc cl opposition in the young man.
“ Father. 1 do not wish to marry.”
u Why ,n
“ l have no liking tor modern young
ladicc. Look at my claim—vicar 0! than i“
Mr. Oliver Thor-no for n uiouieui ccrtainly
looked dhccuccrtod.
“ They arc indolent. they arc melon. they
arc aclliiili.“ continued Bertram. “l anuro
you. lathcr. l havcu't tbc lcaat dicpcniliou to
nttcch one at them to me tor lilo.“
“ l dcu‘t myccll approve oi the tendency
of the age regarding thc bringing up of
ulrln." Mr. Thoma cold. alowly. “ Ac tor
your cictcrc. l have not bad this training cl
than an l have cl you. You arc proctical
cccngli. at all cvcutc.“ and Mr. Thcruc ro-
aardcd hi- can. not unplanned.
“ l hnvca practicnl tile in livc. tathcr. my
honor to minialu. my lcnnno to main. M
prcacntlaiudoicu as wcll as l could c:-
poct to. nod an: inclined to lot woll oncuah
alcuo.“
“ You don‘t pictccd to toll in. But. that
you don‘t want a wilc l“
“ldcu‘twauttc tuna-y c girl likc May
and Hand. l and thou pretty much aliko.“
«plied tho young mac. with a circus dio-
his osprcaood in bi counhuaucc tor hb
down. who loungcd and yawucd ovor tbclr
uovcln at tho lurikcr cud oi the long parlor.
whilo tbcir motlicr wanbcd the too thing!
in tho (lining-room adjoining. Mr. Thcruo.
having hiii attention dircctod to this. laid.
chm-ply :
:Girln. whv don‘t you bclpyourinoth-
N‘
May pcutcd. sulkcd. and novcr curred;
”and bounced into the dining-room.
#Motbcrhaa boon oabcr lcct all day
trout. indignant“.
“What havo Roi and Kettle boon do-
var
“Noll‘aboou making ociucthlug for tho
halite-night. wbilc Notticbnbccu pointing
auoldplalc.vaac,cup, or smoothing. No.-
lathchrcpcntitJdou‘lwishtomanyl"
“You have accu lilics Wilboliuica. you
“y,“
“lbsvcacnbcratchuvcbaudaipartica.
Shodrcsoaclaahicubly. Icau‘tanywhotb.
crabclsprcttycr not: I uovor oboarvcd
bcroloooly. Butlhavcoorcnacnto think
aheicicsuywaydilcrcnthoulhc avorago
ycucglady.“
“ldcu‘t kuowaashc lo. Bert; but 1
likcwbatlhnvcaccuolbcr.audbopc you
will. Solwillaivcycuauotciutboincro'
insulinklcngcmaud I wont you in
thccourcoolthcday to and time to call.
Mr. Emlcugcufic confined to the honor: with
an attack oi gout. You will probably aco-
tbc young lady. by not to be too prcdju.
diced.“
Mentally declaring tbia a vcry comm
out or buciccn. Bcrtraci piolcuiidly bcpcd
tbctbiclalhcrwouldlorgcithcucto in tho
morning. But no; it in: thrust into hi!
band alter brcaklaat. and be loft tbs houoc
scfioccly diaturbod in mind.
Now tlil truth won thin the inborn—Ir.
Dialsugcu having takoanlnucyto thoyouug
man‘s ulco taco—bod alrcady mutually phl-
cod the match. With the rich bankor. who
had too much roomy to can (or more. tho
hopplnua cl his daughter was tho chic! cou-
ccru: Mr. Thor-no. 8n. won pcrhnps. a littlo
lsas diciuicrcctod. But Mr. Mason did
not sxpccigouug Thorno‘c apple-nuns h
bk house on thin cspccisl dcy.
“Tbccookis aick. and tho humanoid.
without the laaat tooling (or our unhoppy
condition. has gcuctc cttond hoi- cccaiu‘a
luncroll" oxclaimodtbcatltclymm-
coo. catering hcr douchlcfsrcoin with bar
iowolcd hacda outsproad. “From and to
Mtbohonoolsatdxcsandasvaual no"
iuolhins cooked. and. actually. Kory bu
liltibcclctbccintbctubs. and sons to at-
tondthatwskol What-hall! do. Willlorl
Tho very pretty dark-eyed you: sir
locked up from her lowing.
;'Oau‘t you ccokl Did you avor. moth.
or
“ll No. indeed, child. No non than
| baby." ‘
Willio thoughtfully loldod up bur sowing.
“Don't you think, mother. that—that it‘a
a pity l”
“ Condom, child! wbct arc you tolflns
about! I won‘t brought up tcdoauykind
or would labor l“
manta—cud thing'ccmoutcdmo.
“Servactaalwayaarc a toulbls torment
wbouycc‘roottholr thorny. ac wo arol“
Willow. "And. what nak- ll
wcualtoalccscluyslckmccn-
haunt”
“Icugcccdliodcwc, notbor. and I'll
”Maw-d labor—Moira shook.
“Idofiklt's'ophlsrowculio its
1, lacuna-unfit”
other attocbuicut. I wiab you to ace Illi- P
ciucoclx o‘clock thin morning." cold Bar- 3‘3
“Butthsro'salwayaaciuuch troublowlth really
Now. wbcuhornctbcrhdcomcs bead-
”hummuwaysmullccdthcbollhcho
waauuoily in the parlor also could aco
ova-ypsncnaocoodtbcotcpoto tin trout
door. ndidnctocccriobcrucw, a she
madmhuslippcrod tip-toucnthootoin
twictinga bitolwrapping pcpor about the
Wodthobolbtbatohcwould not du-
lnsthc tcmopn bo in her accutcmcd
But at about clcvcu o‘clock. a young son.
tlcinan arrived at that door who rang and
rang in vcin. Rather. I should say, he
pulled the silver boll-knob in ‘vain. Bondy
lbolamilyoould nos bo about. He had
chow-mum. Mei: wu ot
homo. Butthotkicdlygcntlmcc,ic s lull
olpaln,wasaalccp in his only-choir. Hr.
Bertram Thorno rotrcohd. cud took a runny
of the house.
Mr. Falcugcn'c homo woo not part of a
block, but on independent maniac, tho
whclclotinclcacd bycinullvclroo
lance. and a gate learns to a side entrance.
Observing another door, Bertram opened the
gain. pulled a flower-boil among the grccn
audacudwaoabcutto ring a occond boll,
whcu bin cyc wo- caught by a very striking
icturo—rcvcdcd by tho gonoroua plaic-
ulolacltbc bucmcct—uc lo- than s ro-
Im'ksbly putty girl wanting atablgtcb.
Abtdcbmcottuwlthrccy checks. which
warc csrhluly ruler thou usuol with the
oclivc oxcrcicc. curling buck hair. confined
by a not. yct chaining in rebellions tccdrils
avor tho moist white lorobccd. prettier thou
any crtiilcial “bongo." oiound pair of bony
anus. cud the moat triumphant smile in the
worldaathculcclyvmug clothi- Ippalrcd
lrcm thctcb. audwcrothlowulutctbcbac-
kct whltcr than snow. Suddenly down wont
a hall-wrung tcwcl. and with a bound thc
little woman butin flung upon the grsot
ahinllscvcudccr ct tha tango. No. they
won not burned. those tempting custard
pic-and goldcc cakes. though the prolty.
poring tacc no for o moment deeply cloud-
od with a most fascinating anxiety. ll
changcdtcou equally charming dcligbt as
ahcliltcdthc succassluld‘ubcclrcnitbcovcu
and ranged thou: proudly on the kitchen
tablc. Thorn woo cloo smoothing bowiich-
lugly comical in tho Mooring pat the
young girl gave a rather Will volume
labolcd “MM.“ asaho turn}! cabin
tron tho tablo to the tub.
licw long hit. Bertram Tborcc would
hovc ntood admiring lbc lovely flushed tact
ndbuay bands I moot ny. badit not cc
curred to him thcl the girl might not wish
to bc waicbcd. llc witbdrcw bclorc diocov~
srod. and cuccccstulb rang the bell.
“ '1'ch l" exclaimed Willie. flinging tbs
last bcloccd and Mod garment of anon
into thobaiikcl. “now I‘m caught! Rov-
mind! It‘nactrnugcr. and ball think Pin
the girl. and hastily wiping bcr bonds and
pulling tbc rlccvco ovcr her beautiful arms.
Ili- Willic promptly appeared at tho door.
“You can asc lilr. Magoo—yea. cit."
abc aid. civilly. but o litilo our-priced at the
peculiar unilc oi the handsome blond young
than the waa admitting. For tho in.
Itaut Ii. W‘a dives-y. cultivated oc-
ccntalcll upon his car. mm“ know
that she won no ocrvaut. and sup“ who
.h‘ m“, m
“Uponmywcrdshchn girl in a thou-
ncd." hc acid. to him-all.
Mr. Eadcugcu was crcdnlity itocll. cud
Bertramdidnolandthomll as irhcino as
be bad upcctcd. Min. Esleugcu, ourcd by
im- cop. conic down.
“Soscn-ylcauuct urge you to stay to
tea. Hr. Thoma,“ ohcccid; “but manic
the most lorloru cialc—ocrrauto gone; wc
challhavoloacudto a contour-ant for cup-
"r.“
Her guest bowed with a very pcculior
mile.
“ Pcrhnpc a toil-y will conic to your help,“
b6 cold. suxpccdng the truth.
“ Untortuuctcly more are no nitric: nowa-
dnycl“ cighcd the My.
A month and Mr. Oliver Thornc‘c wishes
wcrc gunned—tho young couple wcrc cu-
gngcd; butitwacccvcralbclorc they were
married. Willicbadctillhcrctudicctc por-
locitromtbcccck-bcck. “Idoc‘tn-aut to
take charge 0! a bouoc until i know how.“
sbo said.
“Don'tllooknicsl'sbcnidcoquctticbly,
wbcu Wmdlyki-cdhcriuhorcx-
quicitcwoddinaccctumc.
“Yamaha. darling. Bntdoycu
knowlnsvcr-wyou look will on pretty
alwbculacouycnnnilnycurhomchcra."
“'l‘hodaypnpo introducodinl”
“Nothodnyycuccbucically did your
flatwaohingaudbaking.‘
chlntcdall.
“Oh. what a otoryl" laughed Willia.
“You'llbcsurototollolit—scrllglvoyca
atitlc: ‘m’l‘alooltbo’l‘nbl"
——-——
A GREAT SOUTHERN INDUSTRY.
Sboopnialncandwoolmwlngwculdbs
highly mumcrativc in Mme, lion-
tucky. Alabama. and otbcr path 0! tbs
South. and this wouldbcono cftbososiosliir
«insulator tho people to cucago in who
havonclincchcopltaltcbagin with. But
tbc80utb.luccuincowitb hrso
anotbsr
oloc.!think.tbctcan
Scnthgcucrally. I round plenty of w
Republican cud black Democrat than;
andthmhnalnthoxmfihoctmrypcs-
siblo varlotyolcpinicucn cvcy pcasiblcscb-
loot. mSouihhwhmaudibliiomd
tbccgbtscvarladaudcomplox. that a uni
obouvorwlllbsalowtoimpotomy
tcthispcrtcrcnrcccntiyh gobs-a1.
in to this booin- ths Booth
"sclid.’ m popular
‘horsorlncotdogo-rocallltbo
shipolthocociutlgyptfiul-
cutbopcintd-Hug, “Bow
ackoaysarc‘uycardcsal'
menu. collars M
thoyoccupyaplocso!
thogsnsnlllhcltboscctk. nil
mat-cm
l'l'lllOPfl'l'lRlS‘l‘.
Mme-nod Ibo-Km and
M
—Oallayccu¢¢irlawitchandshcispleao-
oil; callanoldsclyladyawltcbsndbcr io-
diguadcukncwancbcm. .
—Arhnmhaoamnlctha.twillatophick-
lngwhoutholacd‘apraycrisrocitcd' tobim.
Itnnmbimtohoarau Arno-am
praythntbclcrgcilallsboulklcking.
—Potato culturoappcarctobo neglected
inmuthough itoouldboinadc b3
paywcll. Tho dcmudforpotatoclincal-
iloiuiaioalwcyccqualtoifnotguatcrtbcn
thornpply.
-Young man, look not upon tho ico
mwbculthntorcvcn chocolatccol-
or. for at limit bitcthlikcan addu- and
stingcthoholcinycurpockct-book.
-In Gummy aawducllcccmhincdwilh
glucoroomootbcrbludiug mtmnl,‘ than.
oultbcing o plottic inc-which icprccccd
hwmouminmdoaknobc, pinuokcyscnd
vcriousothcrarticlcc.
—“Wbat buildhig in choir” asked a
Wdaboy,pcintingtcaacboolhoooc,
“Tbstfuldthogboy. “Whythat‘catcn-
ucry.‘andbclcclin' glyrnbbcdhicbackacd
paladin.
—A Doom wifc. tired of waiting torbcr
husband to come home ct night. {allowed
himaiouud the city until her mdigucb' ‘ ‘cu
wuworkcdnptotbcpvoporpitcb. andthcn
pvahlmacowhiding.
—-A womauwholoclltbltabcmustplnch
horwaict. pcdherhipc. cramp hcrtect,
pclutbcrraccandwesrfalschnirto sccnn
admimwillnndbcraclfncwhcrc bcaidco
circustrcctpondc.
-“Po."uidochild Marathowl-
cdgc.“tbayaaytbnt bcnvcuarcthc mod
ludutrloua of animals. WM do they
make?" “Beaver hats. uiychild—bsovcr
hata."rcplicdthchthcr.
—“thro do pooplc go who doccivo
their followdncul" inquind o Bum-
acbooltcccbcr. “BomotimccloOanodo,but
moatlytbcygotoEci-opc,“wacthcrcplvd
ayouugstcrwhcooncclc hadrccanlly boon
atrusiodcaccrlualocnlbank.
—'l'bcl-‘rocchgovcrumcctis ccuddcring
thccxpcdicncyolabolisbiugthcbrounccoin
nowicnncandnbcfituting uickcl;alco to
changctlicshapctroin tbcdrmhrtoauoc-
ugoccllomduodcrthntthcymayuotbo
confounded willilho ailvu coin now in
m
~5tLocAngclo9. Gal..amarricdwcuian
doped with her coccbmnn, in ccuocqucuu
olwbicb her bubond shot himcll. Tho
uextdayihedoughtcr.wbowaaahoiclovc
witbthccoachmau, wentincanc; whilctho
mtgiflwho inturnwao gone on tho
defunct husbuxl tried to drown hornet!
thrcctimcc.
—APhilndclpbiogii-l moo thoughtlcn
acioull clficcdathcr wcddiug tbot the
nanicscfihc doucrswould ootbcdisphyod
with the promo“. 0! oouroc the (dad
told. Hcrwcddingcamco‘ thootllarhy,
audtbcprcocmcwercnot WM
Tbcycousist‘ cdol 732plstcd sugar apoc-
“(11.me
-mVanScht. whccwncda cubs
ammuaudmdcwuufio
Numb-Imam wblo flip a
Whammfima Phl-
dolphin. no Walnut! on“
aboutmg‘ to! canvass-hock nil sun-ad
«chuwofluhdpqwlflgfl
A GRASTLT SIGHT.
Wondering In the W of tho 0-.-
”all!
misc-locum «Palatine-but
which I hesitate to disturb you. It you
worotocccihandlctyourninddwoflcuit.
youprobablywoulduot Ilccp loa- a week
after-“rd. mmmmwmm
whichtbcrcmocvcrabmudnd.
wcll lighted. and I should
couple of hundred M long.
thcmlcdry.cndcpparcutlynluliriouc,
oncinigbtwalkthmogbthcoawidc
dcatbincomfortifhcweroblind.
sidcoltbcaspaasagclarolocgbcxca.
occupooihcothcihuotcolhnmbmm
mcfimccwitbblu-Wandhokiugnot
colikooldJ-ahioncdhiruunks. Youicight
muobiemmnm-wp—
lot-m Mammal.
momenta span long. I,“ h &*
Mammhdihohcry ct lad
rill”
,g'g.S§
Jillflllfl
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