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J. R. RAYMOND.
Boiliot & Uoottootot
“'ork clone by the
tuy or Con.
tract
Shop in ll of Franklin so u ‘,ll‘ entrant:
40m
(3" [KISS
Soooit and Complete
llr. t‘. in Ward of New York,
to iiursct'y. l‘, 0. Box till.
ill "ii v.~. 1m .. c of his n lilii'lnlihlttiiit‘lils ill Nurunll,
Ni Nurunlli :ieui \ :i llolii \\ til rciiitilii ul lltl' .\ll:\|\'h‘
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of 'l.. llllll 'i‘tn [mum gitcs-pcciul In~uttiieul lllllll
i‘il lillhli llisF..\~l-IH llcst of t‘rcciviiccs gin-n to
t‘,i~i'i of loin: standing “hit it hc hns curcd in u fciv
i'rivatc recrption luu‘lnr.‘ for ladies
53ft
«lays no u l .~i,~
l‘ullnliii..llitll fr\ 0
Fili'T'l‘ON’S
Eataroh Boole!
THE ONLY ii EAL MEDICINAL PREPARATION
You i‘A'l‘ARitil. When lifird according to din-ct
(in: it in \‘f‘l fail: to i‘l'llE.
Price 50 (‘cuts a Box.
by Phil-ted. South Norwaik, and Butt-
Rllll Illnlit‘d to any uddnw on Miami 0!
1. Il bl‘T’l‘ilN.
New Vatican, t‘otm.
I’Itr Satin
Nill'Wétlli,
gtl'xl‘, by the proprietor,
but) am .
:oo ooooo' otoo PlllilES
tranch of New York
looiioitoo lioolot
turner “'ai\hiugtoii and Main St..
I. chiefs Black, South Notwllk
WE BUY FOR CASH AND SELL C O D.
LOWER PRICES than cvcr known for their“ and
chaired goods.
Give u as Can.
515 if,
at: bum. seashwoc‘xb
Genuine- Parent. T.
floaters. ' .
Money for a Rainy buy.
“For six years my daughter was sick
from kidney and cthcrdisorders. “’0.
hold uscd up our savings on doctors,
when our domiuic ndviscd me to try
Pul‘kt‘l“! Ginger Tonic. Four bottles cf
fcuted acure. and us 9. dollars‘ worth
bus kept our family well over it year, we
huvc been hide to luy by money again
for :i rainy duy.“—A Poor Man‘s ii‘ifc.
——-—¢oo—-———
Bonuty ltcgnlncd.
The beauty and color of the hair may
be sufcly regained by using Purkcr‘s
lidll‘ Balsam. which is ndniil‘cd for ita
perfume, clennliuo ss und dandruff eradi-
cating properties.
—————ooo—————
It Don’t Pay 3
To sling money away. but I invested a
dollur for u bottle Sulphur Bitters which
cured me of Dyspepsia. It saved me ten
dolhirs in doctors and diuggists hills.—
.llucliinisf. Lam-II, Muss,
90%
A girl ill St. Joe who went crazy when
It or lmcr died was all to ll dance on the
fourth night. lift ‘1‘.
Mouton, Mich. Swpt, ‘25. 1875.
Sills—l have licen forking; llop liittcrs
for ”illumination of kidneys and bladder
it has done for me what four doctors
i'ttili'tl to tilt. 'i‘lti- t llt‘t‘l of ”up Bitters
sceutcd like mugic to one.
W. 1.. CARTER
M... . ._.
“other [Mod of Salt lllicllm.
J. \\'. Adams, Ncwnrk, Ohio, I ys:
"t‘utii-uru lit-medics arc the greatest
mulicincs on earth. liiid tho Worst
cnsc Stilt Rhcitni in this county. My
mutht-r liilil it twvntv years. and in fact
illt‘tl from it. 1 Cuticuru
would have szivcd herflifc. My arms,
locust and licud \vcre covcrvd for three
ycurs, which nothing rclicvcd or cured
until I uscd the i‘uticuru chtedies
lii'lli‘Vt'
(uticum
tu‘it \\‘ lir-mn. 4“ \l:ir~h:ill 3L. l‘ruttdciii‘o, ll
l lured h) t tilli‘til‘li Rcstilvcni \hlood purtiicri :ilid
i'un um and i no cums mp .illc uh‘ll shin rurcsi
mi :1 lint-Morin lluiuor :nl til thv liurln-r‘s \\lll(‘l|
~pn till all ,m r ll‘- curs owl, utui fave, ttilil fur nix
)c on rcsiIl-wl .‘iil kinds of lt'i‘lillllt‘lil.
SKIN Ill‘ RIO“,
I“ it lirnlw. l‘Inl . |;i‘iii for ilurtwr & timid itc—
timi. Mich ,L'HI“ llii uniout-hln: no count of his child
m i’\ ma tollcutt \\ inch ind luwu trcnted by a con-
~llllti'llilt of mun :uns uiihnut llt‘llt‘lll. and Much
sin l-ittlx )iclulmi to thc t‘nilruru tics-them titlood
ltlll .Ilt'l‘ internally. nud (‘iiltcitm told (‘uticut‘a Soap
-ihr :rczit nkiti run-n externally,
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SVALD IIIIAI).
ll :\. Raymund. Auditor F. \\'.. d & 5.“.11»,
Jackson. Mli‘h.. \vuu (‘lil‘t‘tl of Scam "mid of nine
yum: tlllnlliuli bv thc Cuticurn “\‘Iiit‘llll‘l.
ECZ I‘ll" \.
lion. \Vm. 'I‘iivlor, Boston. Mount, pi‘rtuhucuily
mind of ti humor of the then and “All! («mutual that
had been treated untuccflufull for twelve yuan
by many of Boston‘s bent physio tins Mid moat, notcd
specialists us well its European authorities.
MILK CRUST.
Mrs. liowvrs. ltd t‘lintou St.. Cincinnati. npcuks
of iwr -nItcr‘iI l‘lliltl. utmwuu t‘urcd itfhiilk crust.
\\'lill‘ll rcnislcd till rclucdies for two yours. Now It
tluc hculthy buy with ii bountiful lll‘iul of hair.
FA LLING II A III.
Frank A Iii-nu. Strum Fire Engine ti. Bin-ton, was
curcd of .\lo (\‘Ill. or fullitu: liuir, by the (‘ultcurn
itcmivcnt thiiuui puritirri internally and illillt‘iil'll
and Sonpithc urcut skin cunMcxtcrttully.whlcli cum»
plrtcly nthlui‘t‘tl hi.- liuir when all said he would
ow it.
T“ F. A'I‘NI l-lN‘l‘.
'l‘hc (‘utictu‘n trcnttncut consist! in the internal
“no of the (lullcum Rosulvcut. the new blood pur-
itli-r. and the cxicrnul use of i‘utucuru and Cutlcuni
Soup, tho grunt akin cunts.
(ill'I‘II‘llBA .
linunntws arc for Ilillt‘ hv nil drittmisttl. Price of
Chromium.aMrdiciuai Jelly, small bnxus, 50m;
largo bum- 3L Ull'l‘lt‘llllA Runnvnur. the new
blood purifier.
l per bottle. L‘UTICIRA stone (the
qucru uf medic not and toilet soaps). 250. lltr‘rt-
citiu Mantels“. Situ‘iuu Soar lbc. Principll
dcpnt, WEEKS & POTTER, Boston, Mass,
:39, Radical Cure.
t‘tmr hood and voice. my hroathing. sweet
tuvath, pct-(wt i-mull, tunic sud bearing. nu cough,
no itiutrcss, by using SANFORII'S lumen, Cunt.
Sluvto until your head is ready to fly ofl, eyes
and nose running \vutcr, timid parched and blood
t‘m-cristi or take Murmurs Riniciu. Cum fur CW
tutrli and be (‘iiNiL
Witch lint-i. American Pine, Canals Fir, Mari-
gold and timer Blossoms are what Sunfcrd‘u Rad‘
omit t‘urc is made of. One bottle Radial Cunt, one
huv Clout-rind Solvent and Suiifuni‘a inhaler, in out:
puckugv for 81. cold everywhere.
WEEK: 8‘. POTTER, Boston.
oiicootoon
.A‘vcntle, yet. eflcctiw, united
with Healing Balsam, hinder
V‘l‘OIJJh‘S‘ V OLTAIC thC-
‘ltlt‘ I‘LASTERS one bun-
dwd‘ttuiea "it”?! tvo g’ll‘filléi‘
or “la“ 01‘ V0! .
' p I mm
W on.
“$ Price Eda-tn, Sold. every-
l_ s.
90L
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when,
. “L431
wuuuca (tours THE unnouxnnn
rovuuurrv or
Allcock’s PorousPlastcrs’l
Because they have proved
themselves the Best Extctuid
Remedy ever invented. They
will cure asthma, colds, coughs,
rheumatism, neuralgia, and any
local pains.
Applied to the small of the
back the are infallible'in Bock
Ache, ervous Debility, sud
all Kidney troubles; to the pit
of the stomach they are a sure
cure for Dyspepsia and Liver
Com hint: . .
[cock’s Iforous
Planers are puritans. g:
The School Boy.
We bought him ti box for his bookl cud things,
And I cricket bag for his but:
And he looked the brightest utd belt of king!.
t‘ndcr his new struw hat.
We handed him into the railway train
Willi u troop of his young compact-s.
Anl we made as though it were duct and rain
Were filling our eyes with tears.
We looked in his innocent face to soc
The sign of n comm-trig heart;
But he only Ihouidercd his bat with glee.
And wondvred when they would start,
"rims not that be loved not us heretofore.
For the boy was tender and kind;
But his was it world that was all before,
And ours was it world behind.
‘nga not that his fluttering heart wan cold.
For the child was loyal and true:
Atidlthe parents love the love that is old,
And the children tho- luvc that is new.
And we route to know that love is a flower,
Which only g‘owcth down,
Ami we scurccly spoke for the space of an hour
As \vc drove back through the town.
m
A New York Now-paper «I ;-
ngln.
“Hermit," the. New York corrrspond-
ent of the Troy Timrs, writes: The
morning pupcrs do much of their work
at night, and few more active scenes
can ln- found thou tit one of these estab-
lishments. Suind, for instance. in the
business room of the Herald and see the
hurried groups of advertisers who are
rushing their sips in so as not to lose the
next iSsue. Many of these people have
just got through their day‘s work, and
improve this chance of making their
wants known to the world. Here are
clerks and porters looking up situations.
contrasted with cooks and houseniaidi
who tire otl'ering their services to the
public. Here is n delicate-looking lass,
who with amodcst blush hands in an
advertisement, asking fora place, per-
haps, to tend baby, lier history is that
common one in city life of poverty driv-
ing ftunilics once rich and exalted to
suck bread by hard labor. Such misfnrc
tune is illustrated by thoi painful history
of sewing girls. music teachers. govern-
esses. ctc., which one cuu rcudily under-
stand \vlicu reading thc tidvcrtising col-
umn. llcrc, too, is some tliiicul youth
inserting u “pcrsunul” to some girl he
hits met, who will probably never see
the ndvcrlisi-mctit, while he will wait
day after day, vuiuly expecting an an-
swer. -
l'i the vault hcncuth the mighty en.
gino is rcsting from its labors, having
just wni'kcd 011‘ one side of the paper,
and is ltcing prcpurcd for the labors of
the night. The engineer is giving it a
thorough examination. Its machinery
must he in perfect order. fora break-
down at midnight would be ncostly
damage. Go up to the second story
where editms and reporters are hard at
work, preparing matter, and every little
while jerking the bell and sending copy
up the elevator to the composing-room,
These, men will be on duty until after
midnight, and such work as this tells
upon the system iii the most exhaus-
tive manner, Ah. little does the reader.
mi hc iolls over tinewly-primed sheet,
dump from the press, think of the close
and trying client of combined inlellects,
poorly paid and worked hard, and the
sacrifices of health and comfort which
gave it existence. We may ascend still
higher to the “composing room.” where
the types are set and the paper got
ready for the press. flare 100 men are
hard at work, and amid the general si-
lcnco one hears the incessant click of
type. One great difference between
night and day ditty in such an office is
that in the last hours of work all “copy"
is in manuscript. The “clippings" have
been cut up during the earlier part. of
the day, and nowcotue the thoughts
from the fevercd brain, Most of these
men, tifter the paper has gone to
press, put on their coats hastily and go
home, first taking their accustomed
drink at the porter house, which is ever
ready to entrap the victim of appetite.
Some of them, however, remain at work
till morning. The reason for this is
they are out-of~town men, living in
Orange or Morrisianiamnd by working
all night they can go home by 6 o‘clock
in the morning and stay all day. There
was a time when it could be said with
truth, “Man gocth to his labor until
evening," Now, however. the ruleis
to a large degree reversed, and men
work by night and rest by day, Tho
day, however. is ueveru proper time
for rest, and the slumber: taken at. this
unseasouubie hour are far less restora-
tive than those of nights. Our news‘
papers tench their present perfwtion"
through the incessant. sacrifice of health
and comfort on the purtof editors and
craftsmen, and again \vcexcluim how
little iathis coneilet‘ed, by those. who
dawdle over a morning paper and sip
their coflce at case, while criticising the
labor! of that unforiuuute class referred
to.
_...W“—
Helping a Constable.
One day a Michigan constable who
had long beentrying to collect t claim
of “0 against a sharp citileu, went to c
worthy buraher and said:
“See here, Joana, I've trot a plan to
collect “0 from sharper Perkins. All I
want is a little help from you, cud if
you‘ll grant it I won‘t forget the favor.”
“I‘m willing—what‘s your plan 2“ re-
plied Jon”.
"Why. hunt you to bet him “0 tint
he dean's weigh 120 month. If you‘ll
do that I can fix the mt,“
“0h, I‘d do anything to help you,"
aid Jones and tho two vnihd around
to them whmPcrkinl was known
tom; out. .Afm-c little hit, the
in the ohmic. Joac-
ont, and nick to coin:
wave of imrtahonp . that.
- hiss-w,
the only,
"-
l‘ompcy’s Pencrlptlon.
Old Dick Robinson, a wealthy South-
ern planter before the late unpleasant-
ness, was fond of good apple brandy,
and sometimes would take it in such
' quantities as to give him many mini-
ature views of the party who overreach-
ed old Mother Eve in the apple business.
When he got in that condition, Pomp,
his tick-headed but; faithful slave, was
dispatched for the family physician in
great haste,
On one of these occasions Pomp reach-
ed Dr. Monmgue‘s and breathiessly ask-
ed to be ushered into his presence
“right away." The doctor had been out
all night with u patient, and was enjoy-
ing his breakfast and thinking what; a.
nice nnp he would take just after it,
when Pomp popped his head into the
dining-room door, with his eyes fairly
standing out with fright, and excite-
mcnt. exclaimed:
“Doctor, ole uiis‘ says she want you to
come see cie‘ mat-oer right uway!"
“\Vhat‘s the matter with your master,
Pomp '3“
”Now. doctor, you know what de
matter wid ole marser ‘dout my telling
ye. Ole uiis‘ say come right; long.“
“Has he been drinking again. Pomp ?“
“I spec he is,“ was the cautious rc-
p‘y"!
“Well you hurry along back and tell
your old mistress that the hair of the dog
is good for the bite, Tell her that I‘ll be
there pretty soon.“
Pomp closed the door. donned his
Wool but which he had carefully held
under his arm during the interview, in
token of his politeness, mounted his
horse and was scon at. his master‘s
gate.
Seeing him coming dashing down the
avenue to the house, and, being over-
come with anxiety to have speedy relief
for her husband, Mrs. Robinson met him
gt the gate, and nerviuusly inquired if he
had seen the doctor, if he was coming,
and what; he said,
“Yes, ‘um. 1 seed hint. Says he‘ll be
here d‘rectiy. Says give ole tnarser a
good big dose 0‘ dog hair. He says dut‘il
fix him till he come.“
“Pomp, you miserable idiot, you know
Dr. Montague didn‘t say any such
thing,“
“Yes, ‘um, he did, 1 tuck pertickier
pains to recollect on to forget what he
say. An‘ I sure he said dog hair."
The timely arrival of Dr. Montague
saved his patient, but Pomp never heard
the lust about the dog hair.
«wv—
A Quakor’n “Fl-loudly scuttle.”
When Lee‘s graybucks were tucking
their way through Pennsylvania towards
Gettysburg, two infentrymen belonging
to Pickett‘l Virginians, raided into a
Quakers house in search of something
to eat. They were met at the door by
the owner of the premises, who asked:
“Are ye rebels?“
“You bet we are l" was the blunt re-
ply.
“And what, do ye wish here 1’"
“Fodder, old man, and don‘t keep us
waiting for it!“
“If thee wishes-t for something to eat
thou canst have it," said the Quaker to
the spokesman. “but I trust that ye will
take nothing from the house."
It was a poor trust. After the boys
bad finisiied__tlicir men! one of them
pocketed a watch which was hanging on
a nail, and the other seized upon asilver
cream-pitcher as a token of remem-
brunce.
Are ye thieves as well as rebellious
citizens ?“ indignautly demanded the
old than Rs be confronted them.
“Stand aside and let us out. or we will
damage you!“
“Verily, I will not! Thou must not rob
my house."
“Never mind him, Bill—Quakers don’t
fight," called the one in the rear, “Hit
him a clip on the chin and run for it.”
"Truly, I shall not fight,“ camly ob-
served the disciple of Penn as he pushed
up his sleeves and spit on his hands,
"but if in a friendly scuffle to recover
possession of mine own the robbers
should get injured I shall not have to an-
awer to my conscience.“
There was a “friendly scuffle“ in the
next short minute, and one of the trio,
who is now a resident of Richmond,
vividly remembers having the jaw ache
fora week after, while his companion
complained of sore throat, diainess, lame
buck and depmssed spirits. All the re-
marks made after the scuifie commenced
wen: simply a few words dropped by the
Quaker to the ether that:
“I am sorry to put thee out, and sorry
to damage thee, but it is better that thou
abouldst go thy wars up the pike to-
wards deutructipn.“
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Spoud Your Money at Home.
Spend your money at home. You can
not improve it; much by taking your
money elsewhere cud spending it, There
is no N of building a place so quickly
as by encouraging local merchants, good
Iohooia cud good people to settle with
you and this cannot be done miles ydn
spend your money ct home, And anoth-
er thing, when you want. credit—for
sometimu it in necessary—of your town
merchants, you out get it, if you has
been wise and left your money with
them. And main, rounding your mou-
ey at; home woken better budge-for the
trade people. ’1‘be can and will keep
u better amt-smut of good: and coil ct
lower ram thou it fine only binning-3
they did wu credited out. . Set the cat.
-> Buy you dry M. cro-
oeviltuid Methamondin cohort
than you will go. a wonderful impro
than in 6b! outlook oft)“ .
merchant «cyan m
Author of “Homo, Sweet
Home."
SOXE INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT HIS LIFE
AND HIS DEATH,
, From the New York Times.
A correspondent of the leading York-
shire paper, the Leeds Mrrcury, writing
lately from Tunis, says in regard to a
visit to the foreign cemetery there:
“For the first time since I came to
Tunis a great wave of home sickness
swept‘over me. How far off we—I and
the silent dead beneath my feet—seemed
to be from the land of our birth ! And
even as this thought was surging
through my heart, my eye fell upon one
special grows for which I had been
searching. There was a plain stone slab
surrounded by a little bed of heliotrope
and dwarf roses, and it. bore an inscrip-
tion telling how beneath it lay ‘Col.
John Howard Payne, a citizen of the
United States of America,’ and how '
this monument had been erected by his
fellow countrymen in honor of ‘Home,
Sweet Home.’ Strange, indeed, is the
irony of fate. \Ve shape our own des-
tinies in fancy: we plan and plot and
labor and contrive, and each one of us
for himself has formed his own ideal of
the end at which, in due season, in the
fullness of this time, he is to arrive, and
probably not once, in the whole history '
of the human race, has that end, when
it did come, been in harmony with the
visions thus indulged in. But surely, of
all the strange freaks of malicious for-
tune. there has been none stranger, none
sadder,~ than that which sent the man
who wrote ‘Hoiuc, Sweet Home,‘ to die
an exile on African soil, and which has
left him to a grave here among our Eng-
lish dead tit Tunis l“
Since poor Payne died on the shores
of Africa, hundreds of millionaires have
passed away who are now utterly for-
gotten, as are the writers of hundreds
of pretentious works in poetry and prose
now not worth the paper they are writ-
ten on; but the impoverished African
Consul‘s name remainsa household word
wherever the English language is spok~
en, for his simple lines had about them
that which “makes the whole world
kin.“ He died a bachelor, with but one
near relative, an elderly brother, well
known and in high repute an a law-
yer, This brother. who left; an only
child, a daughter, had been as a father
to Howard, who was indeed a most try~
ing and expensive relative, being utterly
guiieless of common prudence, and al-
ways out at the elbows. \Vhen he died
the brotherdn feeble health, was unable
to give close and prompt attention to
winding up Howard‘s affairs. The re-
suit was that many personal possessions.
which the family would have dearly
cherished, never reached them. Among
these were a cone be at great atove by.
and always carried, the gift of his friend
Irving, a unique and splendid desk, and
a superb portfolio, ccntainining most
valuable paintings and sketched by West,
Leslie. Washington Alston and other
ceiebrites, gifts from the artists of
Payne. Bis niece detected some of the
contents of the portfolio one day in a
Broadway shop; but returning a few
days later to prosecute further inquiries,
found them persistently evaded. The
only relics of her uncle that she ever
an cceedcd in getting were some perfectly
va‘ueless papers which, by the kind of-
fices of a friend, were rummagcd, rat-
gnawed, out of the cellars of the consu-
late at Tunis. ‘
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Educatimr Oysters,
And although it has been doubted
that an oyster had been so far subjected
as to “follow its master up and down
stairs," a consummation which might
be accepted as positive progressive steps
in the rise toward ultimate civilisation,
at least according to Laws Seaside Stud
ics, says “All the Year Round" oysters
are susceptible of being educated to a
small ‘ extent. In the great establish-
ment on the coast of Caivodas, the mer-
chants teach oysters to keep their shells
A Story oI‘Speculalion.
According to the story in the New
York flutes, Mr, Jay Gould had a nar-
row escape from utter ruin about three
y cars ago, and was (‘3 hard pressed by
Keene and several other operators and
cooperatsrs‘ in Union Pacific that. his
courage vanishcd and he became limp
as a rag. Keene summoned him to a con:
ferenco to which be meeklywent: told him
he must drop out of “’all street entirely
and go to Europe for his health—to
which he assented—under penality of
being so eternally smashed that, he
would not have money enough to pay
his fare to Hoboken. Heavent out. of
that room, says the wall street. narrator
of the incident, “as though he had been
spanked,” Just outside he met. Russell
Sage—another big operator who, al~
though quite willing to make Gould
stand and deliver. did not find it for his
interests to drive him from “the street."
On bearing his story Sage “\valtzed iu ’
and found Keene and his fellow con-
spirators together. “Just let we serve
notice on you fellows,“ said Sage wav-
ing his long arms about, “jus' let we
serve notice that I am dead against this
plot. and dash, dash, dash, Iain going to
stand right up to the rack and fight you.
I don‘t give a coutinential about this
man Gould for myself, but dash, dash,
I aint going to let you shove him down
in this way. He owes me one million of
dollars. and he can have three more to-
night if he wants it. I‘m on the make
just as much as anybody else; but I‘ll be
dash, dash, dash, if I‘m going to see him
throttled in this way. Union Pacific
can‘t afford it; I can‘t afi'ord it, and—"
here he shot out of the room. and at 10
o‘clock next morning Gould was in pos-
session of Sagc‘s check for $2,000,000.
Those who have lost faith in the proverb
that there is honor even among—specu-
latosr, will be pleased to have it revised
by this narrative.
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The Press.
Every intelligent citizen acknowledg-
es the power of the press. Every public
enterprise appeals to the press for sup-
port, and it seldom fails to secure it if it
dsservcs it. The modern newspaper is
itself a public institution and thereftre
sympathizcs with all others. It is not
subject to the narrow and rigid rules,
which apply to merely private cullings,
but to the broad and enlightened princi-
ples springing out of its relation to the
public, and its duty to the people in the
collection and publication of information
relating to their interests.
The business of journalism is no long-
er a. mere utcident to the printer‘s trade,
It. has become a great learned profession
with honored fraternal organiiatioas
similar to medical societies and bar asso-
actions,
The newspaper is the great education
of the masses of the pecple. It; visits
them from week to week, induces them
to read, and compels them to think. The
intelligence of a family can be judgid
by the number and character of newspr-
pers taken and paid for by it. The man
who reads a newspaper is a citizen of
the world. He feels an interest in the
people of all lands, for their doings are
brought home to his door. He rejoices
with them in their fortunes and sympa-
thizes with them in their misfortunes.
good newspaper is next to the:Biblc in
enncbling mankind.
The newspaper is also the great, agent
of progress and reform, Abuses do not.
reform themselves. The newspaper
brings them to the attention of the pub~
lic opinion as often an it proclaims its
imperious decrees.
This glorious nation is blessed with a
free press, and as long as it remainé free
from official censorship the liabilities of
the people are safe. Usurpation and
ty runny cannot prevail agoinst a free
press.
W
Viper lien and Women. ;
Santa Fee New Mcam'canf At Guadalc-
jar there exists an individual having a
closed when out of water, by which
means the liquor retained keeps their
gills moist: and they arrive lively in the
for distant Paris. The process may be
worthy of extensive publicity: it in this:
No sooner is an oyster taken from the
sea than it closes its shells, and open:
them after a certain time—from fatigue,
it: is said, but more probably because the
shock it received by removal into the
air causing its muscics'to contract, has
passed away. The Clavodas morn take
advantage of this to exercise the oyster
and accustom them to be out of the wa-
ter by léhviug them daily in the atmos-
phere for longer and longer periods.
This has the desired effect; the well edu-
catep mollusk keeps it. door cloud at
least. for many mouseoutive hours, cud
so long as the shell is closed its gills are
kept moist.
III Good fluids.
He was a country young fellow, a lit-
vvorth of ob er. She m o Cincin-
nati belle, aod‘bddm enough to ap-
pmhto bi: worth deqite bio owkvnrd-
m cud busilfuineu, and was his
angnoeo. '0n & {gloomy Sundty evening
int; winter. they won «coding in mm
of the window hit the print of her home
on East Walnut} Hills. “tubing the
mom npldly toiling cut-ids.
Homaotupiiuocktymllhik,ud
'“l‘bhvllibclhudoa the aid m‘n
n u‘ .
at
hinghudnptdirmblngto any, n-
wkod allowed the now tolling;
"Nova mind deafnidobc, napping
bamamldhin, “I will uh can"
scaly skin exactly like that; of a viper,
even to the green color, He had. be.
side, viper habit of changing or sheding
his skin every year. The skin oomcs‘cfi
in o single piece, and not as might be
supposed, in parts. On the man‘s head
there is not a single hair. A sister of
this man, who died a short time ago.
manifested the same phenomenon, and
toward the close of her life began slowly
to grow blind, owing to the viper‘s skin
encroaching on the eye to such an extent
that she could only see through a narrow
armature at each eye. The sarne thing is
now happening to the brother, '36 can
acutely see any object, and the bead"
presents the repulsive aspects of a viper. 7
In 05min. these uuhgppy beings have
been known on the viper man and wo-
man, tad the phenomenon is attributed,
to the fact. that their mother ace an ex-
cess of viper’s meat to cure a disease of
the blood. In Cuba. it. is a common
prance for the people to cut viper”-
mutant remedy for-blood d’msea.‘ ‘
tlcgwkwtud and Mini, but: of sterling W
A scram Duel in the Dirk.
When about; 10 o‘clock on Friday ’
tight Chief of Police But. in: II-
formed um Edvard Nelms, mmar'
murderer, viu coma the river. be fads
thither in coupon: in compuly vial
Er, Rocket: and It. Bodkin. In t m ,
minut- fonv mm
the uncom- lighting up tho river,
“Sam," and but cuter Duh,
"mmoflwuottboicv. wdwimt "I
appured upon thi'
but, that! W limited out w“, '
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