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Comstock Brothers
Are the Only Manufacturers and Jobbers of
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CLOTHING,
In Fuii‘i‘iehl L‘ouiitv iliii» ounhliiig them to Rititil at Whole
Milt: l'i‘ii‘i‘s
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Is most complete. eiiihi‘ni-iiig,_r :1“ Grades iiii
Stylish Business and Dress Suits.
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lloys‘ :iiiil (‘hililreii‘s Suits in
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the i‘onniy.
Elegant Neckwear.
All the Late Styles of
It will pay in l‘lXIilillilt‘ illll‘ Sim-It hollow purl-Inning.
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Norwnlli.
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ROCK SALT
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T'ery LQTVV Price
A SILOOP LOAD
run Snliininys.
s3 uniml on arrival of ill
7.1% end llil.
resign '
rulirlii depot of 'lm hnnluiry nnil Nnrwslk hullrosd
for nil winilnn- also the Slit-punt; Ilsllrmui.
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[If \il |ll“~41\lll ism inrhlii trusting any of the uni.
ioyi-e-ur inv- hiulsu' {his lino on account of the t.
UN DERTAKER
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New York, New Haven &
Hartford Railroad.
FOR NEW YORK. GOING EAST.
1247 s. in. Wssh‘gtou Ex. 1.18 s. in Boston Ex.
4.31 " Entrees. 6.59 ” Sgutlcld WE!
5.08 “ Express. 7.54 “ .B.Mllk.
5.50 “ Accent. 9.01 “ N. II. Wu.
6.84 " Mom. 9.29 “ ton Rx.
7.3" ” Accom. 10.48 " N. ILW
7.45 " Local Ex. 12.11 p.1n.. [on
8.19 " Accom. 1.45 ' Rp'gdeld Way
IN Local Er. 2.1!) “ too 3!.
10.30 3‘ Local 3:. 4.81 “ . ll. st
1.28 p. m., Arcana. 6m “ .11. We .
:gg :‘ Express 3:3 ll fig‘zflelg wsy
. ‘ xpress . ‘ sy
5.08 " Acccm. [0.36 “ a: .
6.31 “ Express. H.215 “ Boston Ex.
6.55 “ Accom.
9.18 " Exam.
9.51 " Mil Train.
0?! Stirtusvs. OR Burton‘s
1947 n. in., Wuh'gton tr. 1.18 s. on, Boston Ex.
4.81 ” Express. 8.00 “ N. ll. Milk.
5.08 " Express. 10.31 p.1n., Boston Ex.
9.“ p. 131.. Bill 'i‘rsln. 11.125 “ Boswu Bx.
Danburv a orwaik R. R.
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.
Commencing Monday. May 3, "0
TRAINS LEAVE BOUT" NORWAIJC.
0:30 s. 111.. on arrival of trains leaving New York 8:03
and New Haven 8:10 a m.. connect" ' It
lleihol with Shepuug ll. It. trnintor l. lch.
field. arriving in llnnhury 141:4" a. in.
in!) p. m. connecting.- with exprcr ir-ln leaving New
York ill .00 p. 111.. and express irsin trout
“onion. Arriving in llanliury st 5.15.
6:10 p. in. ccnuectin ' with that“) express min from
New \‘ur . arriving in Ilsubury all 7:18 p.
in. This triiin i‘Uliiim‘ll on Hiiturdsys
til "l‘llll‘l wtth train for Lilvhileld.
":3 p. in.. freight. with no souger cur. srrlving in
unbnry 1:10 n in.
h‘l‘NllAY . 1: at it n. 111., atoppihg at all Itsilonn
writ) p. in.. Hiintlav milk. with lulu-miner var, arriving
ll| ll‘ill‘lllll‘)’ ill 19:00 midnight.
W The 11 in train from South Not-walk win no:
The 10.10 l. 111.. tiniulny truth will run
or p. in. express from New
TRAINS ARRIVE It‘ll“)! DANllllliY.
has. snd {Lila p. in. Sun
day I. 10 p. in.
1.. W. SANDINJRTII. Supt.
m... M.
Cheapéi‘
than Ever.
wIll'
PROPELLER LINE
NEW YORK.
'l‘lllil l‘lllll‘ElJJ‘lll ‘
City of Norwalk.
\l‘iil culilllillt‘ Io nuke revulnr trips thv-uigh the
\"lllll‘li‘i‘i‘ 'wriiiiitiiiw between Ntiliw \l.R “li'llth
s
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ml N liW
l’relcht received from and delivercd M the
awh‘peeinl uri'iiiiceuients for freight to
ml l‘mui New York can he mode with
his line It) per cent. less than by the ruil-
I‘r-nioee uolil frccuf v \“llllliilUll nnd returns protop-
y lllllili! at the highest market rules.
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Furnishing
(our. Main and Marshall Streets.
llninitmiri. 11' Runner-ii ST
M .-\N U FAi‘Tll RED ll“
7 and 9 Curr Srnnr. Nitw Yoiut.
vino; minim... at unl‘Tll noanJi I
sell why to rweiie uld deliier freight. l
filinily
c
urily in celliir.
l
fcnl heri:
Building o noneoop.
Did you ever try to build is heucoopl’
This may sppesr to he s funny question
at this stage of the campaign. but Mr.
Dlgofl, s ricer neighbor of ours. built one
is few days ago. '
Mr. Digoil' owns a. yard shout forty feet
long by twenty wide, end being =loud of
rursl pursuits he determined to have some
chlchens. On Wednesday last he pur-
chased six—it gentlemen and five fe-
males.
Of course he couldn’t keep them in his
collar. end he started oil for the sswmil
and bought a bundle of leth and three
boards. When they arrived he took ct!
his coat and armed himself with ssnw
sud hammer, and went to work. He
nailed a board to the clothes pole, and
had placed a strip of wood along the buck
fence. when a. women stuck her head out
of s next-door window sud asked:
"What are you making, Mr. Bigot! t“
, In turning around to answer her be
nearly knocked his our oil with the bum-
mer. but he managed to snswar:
“A chickenvcmp.“
“0h 1 " and down went the window.
As he was sawing a board into slices
unother neighbor asked when he was con-
structing. Mr. Digofl responded:
"A chicken coup,“ and in doing so tool:
a piece oi? his thumb.
As it was almost completed it mun
looked over the back fence and asked him
what he was making.
"A chicken coop," answered Mr. Digol'f,
and he threw the hummer down and it
struck him on the too with great relic.
“It‘ll?!-
lly this time all the windows in the
neighborhood were own. and over twenty
persons witnessed the show without pay-
' lug. sud were making suggestions.
"What kind of s door the you going to
put on it i'“ united the man on the fence
”swinging or sliding l"
"Swinging."
’ “I wouldn‘t. Leather hinges won‘t
hold. and you can‘t fasten iron ones to
them huh."
“If you don't put went!tcl‘~nlri[m over
hem cracks the woler‘ll get in mid drown
them chickens," suggested the wommi
next door.
The woman upstairs wanted to know.
how he was going to fasten u roost up.
"I‘d put straw in the laittom for them
to sleep in in tho winter,“ reinnrkcd u
mun from the roof.
“l‘vc heurd tbnt they lnid heat in hand-
era.“ eil‘crml it womnn through ll knot-
ltlli‘ in tho fi‘lli‘i‘. ,
In driving the his! null the head flew
oil‘ the hammer and come hour killing the
hnhv.
it was finished iii. lust, and the whole
were set ill. work to catch tho
hiekiiiis which but] been pluced tempor-
When they Clililt‘ up they
\‘l looked us if they hndn‘t hud ii light in
he celliir. iiiid lind been catching open
loot-s. and posts one wushtulni. The doc-
tor‘s gig was in front of the door twenty
illlitllli'rl liiler, iind has been there every
day slice.
'l'lnit night it innu i‘ruwled over the buck
fence with u t'nrpet hug in his lllilltl. nnd
he inextiiiornilig there wasn‘t enough
in the coop to make a whole
.hieLeii.——.\'c'u,v l'oi‘lr Ili'nptleh.
9..
Accidental Discoveries.
Vitluiihh- discoveries hnve been made,
and vnhuthle inventions suggested, by tho dt‘l‘mklmfl-
v
orient accidents.
An alchemist, while seeking to discover
The power of leiism, its updlicd to the
The l’iNlllSSl‘lt ll'O" “VOI'RS, telescope. “undiscovered bye. watch-mu-
ker‘s apprentice. . n . ,
chi-glosses between his thumhund finger mum‘s “f “"“l“"‘ friends whom they
be was startled at tho suddenly enlarged
While holding specta—
hint enough. He drew pictures upon
< ., \r .11, (‘1 . "P!“W” "“’ '1. E, COM-S, OCK’S appearance of u neighboring church
V . W. T , GIPSYFLUWER PUT
I . , i. i. twin . l ‘ . The Art of etching upon glass was dis-
. », i. .\ not.“ we. \‘we 11!"! covered b 3. Nuremberg glass-cutter. By
“a I“ \W' NC" am ”m .15. B OOt Brldge, For -.'1. by accident nyi'ew drops of aqua fortis fell
, . .. - “‘ , . upon his spectacles. He noticed that the
r- 80 [I '1‘ ll N () E: \‘rA '1". Jun“ H smith Flflrlst glues became corroded (Hid softened where
il l RIAGE MAKIN I . ' the acid had had touched it. That was
bill
I? o r:
it
Won the Victor?-
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All
it I
And Repairing
AT
3.“
H. TI LY‘S.
“XIX S'l‘.. SOUTH 3'1 >3“? “.5.
— "H i‘iiii‘r llnriuwnv.
Snlt‘. 13-” l .. . v.
, .i. ml in gun-l ordrr; Jun 1 {no rooted
other?“ __9 éiiii
i mugs-lied its enemies to place frau
.i-nz imitations in the msrket.
tienuiue Rubber Paint beers this
iu-ma it.
“you Hi
lziiit ll (300k-
M
ovc. linnge,
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sawhuamm
illimllltlllll ii tum
Sim
FOR THE SPRING TRADE.
Tryitnuudyarmuiom. Lindon.
mew
Do You
limiter.
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INI'SFFUltNISHING
‘lf so, consult your own interests by dealing
‘ E. K. Lockwood,
‘3. STREET.
VB WE HERE?
W
lor 01‘ Sitting
*
Room Stove,
m
GOC) US.
a, Crockery, Glassware. are
:2 llllllllllls all MEATS
-AT THE OLD STAN]? 01?
V Burr. Guyor Or
SOUTH NORWALK, 01‘.
(‘ALL AND EXAMINE THEM.
Do You
out it l’iir-
Or
direct with
NORWALK. CONN.
n:
D.
Son,
in. NiiwalLBiniFaitiii
Alex. Lauder. Jr.
MANUFAOTIIRER 0"
FINE CIGARS,
Also Dealer n the Best'Quallty of
llllfllllllfl tingling Tfllfliifli
Goods at Who! ) e an
Corner Washington sud lulu Ste.
SOUTH NORWALK. CT.
HARDWARE.
.. Thur momxmurowna -
General Hardware,
Siiuiei’tiitiilis Giiiralli
holdpelt-bsllwss
rinse with varnish. applied the corroding
fluid. then cut away the gloss around the
drawing. When the varnish when the
varnish was removed. the figures sp-
pesred raised upon a dark ground.
Meuotinto owed its invention to the
gun barrel ois sentry becoming rusted
with dew. ,
The swaying oi s chandelier ins cathe-
dral suggusted to Galileo the application
of the pendulum.
through suggestions made by accident. A.
péor musician was curious to know
whet-her music could not . be etched on
stone as well as copper. Alter he lied
prepared his slob. his mother asked him
to make a memorandum of such clothes
es also proposed to send sway to be washed
Having no pen, ink or paper convenient.
1’s wrote the list on the stone, intending
‘ru'ske ll copy ‘of it at leisure. A few
days later, when about to clesn the stone.
he. wondered what eil’eot ~nqun fortis‘
would have upon it. He applied the acid
sod is s few minutes sow the writing
weeding out in relief. The, next step
necessary was simply to ink the stone and
take ed an impression. ‘
The composition of which printing
rollers ore mode wss discovered by s Ssh
opisn printer.. Not being sble to mute
pelt bell. he inked the type withspucs
of soft glue which bed Mm 01319183111!
pot. It was such so nationalism
thst after mixing molasses Mitt: the able
to give the mess proper W'
build! W L
W
2
A Biol: Man on Riches.
fortune of five and: million dollsrs: ’
tlemen I know."
I should be psrtlculsrly envied."
in astonishment.
millionaire ?
way.
suit at a time.
own. and the rentals they bring your)
the beneficiaries, not I."
can have."
sponded Mr. llidgwuy. “ what then .9 Icon
only look at the furniture and pictures,
and the worm man who is not blind can
do that. I can ride no easier in u line car-
rlugc than you can in an omnibus for five
cents, without the trouble of attending to
drivers. footuion and hustlers: nod to; to
anything I desire. I tell you. young man.
that the less \vodesiro in this world the
happier we shall be. All my wealth can.
not buy me back my youth. cannot pur'
chase exemption from sickness and pain,
cannot procure me power to keep afur oi?
the hour of death: rind then. what will it
isvuil when, in u few short years at most.
I will lie down in the grove and leave it
till forever? Young mun. you have no
cruise to envy mo r“
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l‘ollurc not a Failure.
The secret of happiness is to make the
best of everything. No mutter \vhut hap-
pens to annoy. let it nll glide along us eas-
ily. and with its few words of complaint
and fnult~liuding us pitarliblt‘. Little iu~
conveniences will intrude upon the most
fortunate people. so the only way to be
master of every situiition is to make up
your mind not to notice aniiill annoyun‘
cos. People may keep themselves in n
constant broil over who: amounts to noth-
ing and which. without accomplishing:
the least good. iiiiiy ruin the pence and
inlet of o household. We cannot have
everything just us we want it in this
'orld. nnd the sooner u person under-
tniidii the fact. the sooner he may have ll
1 true basis for happiness.
It is the grcntest fully to set the heart
upon uncertainties. and then. if disap-
pointed. refuse to he comforted or recon-
ciled. Do the very best you'cnn. and then
lilh’i‘ things on they come. 11‘ ii mun
trives With his best knowledge, energy
iuid \iiitii‘ing labor to lli‘t‘nlllpllrlll n certain
object. working with skill iiiiil luttienee.
he is n success. whether the scheme foils
or succeeds. lillil he ought to reconcile
himself to failure if it. won iiim'itnhle. If
his labors have been of brain illltl hood,
he is hotter fitted to succeed lll other tiii~
And the question of success
or follow is not settled till this life ends—-
no, not. till the life to come shall reveal its
‘
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a mixture of curths that would make the grand 'result.~[Christinn Treasury.
most durable crucibles, one day found
that he had made porcelain.
‘ ~ me ~ ,
Oman-owing 0110‘: Friends.
There are men and women in public life
whose pathway is ,mnrkod by the “rev
have sipixwzed dry and: dropped. like so
many stroked oranges. In politics it is
said of such a men that ho is kicked down
this ladder by which he climbed. In lit~
erory or other walks of life the human
sponge often swells up with the thought
that he has " out-grown “ his humble
friends of other days. In private life the
selfcouscious soul contents itself with be-
coming morc and more the center of its
little circumference. taking none. within
its orbit who will not consent to revolve
around it and emit light and warmth for
its enjoyment. There have been many
and noble definitions of what it friend is.
People of real individuality, strength and
sensitiveness. doubtless have fewer real
they have. been cherishing, unconsciously.
low
not he. certainly that sweet and noble
himself.-[Golden Rule.
m—«o
Proverbs.
0n a good bargain think twice.
' Praise not the day before night.
Parnassus has no good minds in it.
Pardon others often. thyself never.
Passionate maple lay up no. malice.
fit.
matter who gsveit.
beauty.
' Is the brute
thistles. ,
{SQIWWY be good. -s a; for
* sweeten" _
The following story is told of Jacob
Ridgwsy. a wealthy cltlseu oi Philadel-
phia, who died many yesrs ego, leaving it
. “ Mr. Ridgwsy,”’ssys sycsng men with
whom. the millionaire Wu conversing.
“ you are more to be envied then my gen-
” Why so ?" responded Mr. Ridgway.
“I am not aware of any cause for which
” What, sir!" exclaimed the young man
“ Why, aren‘t you it
Think of the thousands
your income brings you in every month!"
“ Well, what of that ii" replied Mr. Ridg-
" All I get out of it is my victuels
and clothes: and I can‘t eat more than one
u'isn‘s allowance or wear more than one
I Pray. can‘t you do that l"
“ Ah! but think of the fine houses you
“ What better off am I for that? I can
only live inooe house at a time: as for
the money I receive for rent, I cannot eat
or wenr it: I can only use it to buy other
houses for other people to live in. they are
“ But you can buy splended furniture,
and costly pictures, and fine carriages and
llol‘flt‘rh—dll fact everything you desire you
“ And after I have bought them.“ rc-
friends than they are opt to think, unless
ideals. But whatever a friend may
term is unmerited by one who, however
The art of lithographiug was pepfgoged generous in othal‘ directions. is selfish of
Be who never was sick dies in the first
Man’s best candle is his understanding.
'1! the counsel be good, accept it, no
Istck‘eio love he‘- no judge ofJill‘s
.9... not 75...... it plonts
If I had no plodgh, y... bod hsdno
your
“rummm Woo men’s -
HWOBOUE
Yesterday stternoon on old women,
weighing about 300eponnds, slipped in
crossing the street our track, and come
down in'the mud sud water. It sounded
like droppings custard out of s seconds
story window. The driver of the street
car held up his mole and called out: “ I
say, if you will get up and let me drive on
you can sit down again ss soon as the cor
passes."
There is a young lsdy in Camden town
so refined in her language that she never
uses the word “ blackgusrd,” but substi-
tutes “ African sentinel."
' ——-ow-———-
Men who at other times are remarkable
for presence of mind. sometimes are sin-
gularly absent-minded when the contribu-
tion box comes round.
ing about drunken men. One of them
said “ Why, once I was accosted by u
drunken man in the street. and was nearly
frightened to death." A second sfiid.
" “’hy. a man once .put his arm right
roundwbut,“ she naively added. “ he
wasn‘t drunk. though."
M-
Exuctlyn“ I say. Clem." cried two dis-
puting darkios. appealing for decision to a.
sable umpire. "which word is right—db
sactly or demctly 1" The sable umpire re~
floated a moment. and then. with u look
of wisdom said, “ I can‘t tell pcrasctly."
M—
It is claimed that s man never loses any-
thing by politeness. but this has proved s
mistake. As on old Phllsdelphion lifted
his hat to a young lady the wind carried
away his wig.
.
A little girl begging for more sugar in
her too was told that she had hsd several
lumps already. whereupon she pitifully
said. “Yes, momma. but you see they
melt nwuy so!"
WOW--
A son of Erin being asked which was
the greatest debating club in Ireland. re-
plied: “The slicllellah. And its always
foremost in the hottest contests."
w————~~¢eo~——v-
to his father: "All (if‘the theatres and
Sunday in this city.“
.m—mva
It isuotso brilliant in make light of
evirytliing as some liglitdirnaled people
iiiiugliic.
«our
A Boston lady who went to join her
husband in his ”new western home was
indies of the place he had the reputation
of hoiug"thc meanest man that ever
was.“ Wishing to know the reason she
risked n bevy of dmnscls one day, when
he come out here looking spruce and
young, and went on till all the girls got.
interested in him. and then up and sent
for you! And that was the first we knew
'nt lie was married! Menu? I guess sol“
‘ ._..-,.-. ..-.-
" Your litllu birdie bus been very. very
sick.“ she wrote the young man. " lt \viis
Milli" sort of nervous tmiihle,'aiiil the
doctors sold 1 should have perfect. rest and
iptii‘l. and that 1 must think of nothing.—
iihsolutnly nothing. And all the time.
deni' (loomed thought constantly of you."
The young man rend it over. and then
rend it through again very slowly, and
l.
Ilo'only kept thinking.
In it lawsuit about the priority of the
invention of certain liuycuttcrs. the pre-
Sillllig judge gravely reumrkod that he
“thought that the linycutter was not the
invention of any one man, as nearly every
farmer bod had a hand in it.“
“ Ms," said to young lady to her mother.
“ is it wrong for young folks to dance
round dances P" “I think,“ broke in a
maiden mint, “ that when young folks
dance round dances there‘d better be some
old folks round."
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“ Colonel," said a man who wanted to
make out a genealogical tree-m" Colonel,
how i can I become thoroughly acquain-
ted with my family history?" “Simply
by running for office," answered the
Colonel.
anything.
W
“My learned brother,“ said 3 lawyer,
much about himself. And that, may it
please the court, is the reason that his rs-
msrks are usually so uninteresting."
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The Chicago Tribune. having been asked
by a. subscriber whether or not it is con.
sidered proper for an engaged young wo-
man to dance with gentlemen at catch
toinments which her ofisnced' does not
attend. says: 3‘ It depends upon where
you live. In Boston or New York it.
might do, but in Carson City or Lesdvillc
an engaged girl never dances with any
gentleman except her nilleaced. Very
few men are willing to die for the sake of
s girufi‘enjoyment." ' ‘
When syoong nun at is West End
boarding house found the girl he adored
woe flirting with mother non, he didn‘t
try to mske either believe the other false.
He hired the weiter to bswl out in the
kitchen. loud enough to be heard in the
pings-com, “Secoodplste o‘ oer-k. sod
soothe? helping 0' onions. sn‘ some more
punters, su‘ s fresh plate 0‘ blow for
'Miss Bleak.” And the other foligw of
or courgshesrd it sod dropped her. i'
they!
i .
A trio of girls in Bath. Men. were tolk~ »
end of trouble. and I should like to
A young American in Paris writes home shorter."
many of the churches are now open every what is it? Here are the scissorsaus them
its you please.”
surprised to find that among the voting he is out of patients.
one of them spitefully replied: " Because (““3" R is thelcentro 0‘ “8‘1"“
it cannot see itself l A mirror.
put it in his pocket. and want out under wife.
be silent slurs iind kept thinking, and snurls at her parents. shops at- brothers
thiiihitiu’, and thinking. But he didn‘t say and sisters. and “ shlrks “ her ordtnsry do-
she gets a home of her own she will make
with a sneer at his opponent, “ talks too I
meslenlsslousries vsgone.
It: .
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We Mitchell has been on the stage
for thirty yesrs. She acknowledges to 48
sodsssheiasmsde sgrent deslofmong.
ey. people wonder why she does not re-
tire. The truth is. thst she is not ostrich
as she was, end her work now is for her
children. -. Bongo years ago her husband ‘
Paddock, bought the Forest place at Long
Branch, paying $715,000 therefor. “0.000 '
of which was cash down. Time run on
and interest and taxes with it, but the
little commedienne is in no sense s busi-
ness women, and so she left everything
to her husband. One day the remolding
835,000 fell due and could not be met.
The place was sold on mortgage, end
brought less than her first psymeut, end
she awoke to to a realization of the hot ,
thst she had e. hard time before her lid.
so the little womsn is still on the stsge.
Reggie Mitchell, since her first succe-
in New york. nineteen years ago, his
been at carrynll for her entire (dually. also
feeds them, lodges them, and clothes
them. She has an old father between 70
and 80 who is a veritable “01d Eccles,”
and the only way to his weakness lice in
looking him up and feeding him on reg-
ular rations of whiskey.
Dr. Gill June! the Old Woman.
we: noggin nines-cu" use as”
An old woman of his flock once colloid ,
upon him vi ith a grievance. The doctor’s ‘
neekbandswere too long for her ideos of
ministerial humility, and after: long hor-
rangue’hn the sin of pride. she intimated
that. she had beauties her scissors with her
and would be pleased if her desr pester
would allow her to clip them down to her
actions of propriety. The doctor not only
listened patiently to her lecture, but hut-
ded her over the offending white bonds
for her to operate upon. \Vhen also 1186
cut them toher sstisfsction and returned
the bobs, it was the doctor’s tum.
.. New,“ sold he. “mygood sister, you
must do me 3 good turn also.” '
“ Yt , that I will, doctor; whet use it
be.“ ,
.. Well, you have something shoutyon
which is s deal too long. and csuses me no'
see it
"Indeed. dear sir. I will not hesitsts;
"Come, then.“ssid the sturdy divine.
‘good sister put out your tongue.“
COIN"! I‘IIIUI'
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When is a bout like a heap of oficw 3
\ ’hcn it is adrift. \
When is a. doctor most annoyed l l b".
When is elitemry work like stock 2
When it comm in voluuins.
Why is the letter G like the sun.
What is that which shows others what
Why is the letter N like o toithleas
lover 3‘ Because it’s in constant.
What is on old Indy in the middle chi ' ;
river like? Like to be drowned. ' 7 M
“‘hnt word may be pronounced quicker ‘
by adding a syllable? Quick.
“Why is a miner liken men withn short
memory? Because he is always forget~
ting. w......_....-
A Bad Girl to Mar-V
A bad daughter seldom tank . a good
It“ a girl is ill~tcmpcrcil at home,
ties, the chances are. ten to one that when
it wretched. There are girls'wvho fancy
themselves so for superior to their parents
that the more privilege of enjoying their
society in the house ought to be all the
old people should have the assurance to
ask. W'hile their mothers sre busy with
their duties they sit in the easiest choirs
or he on the softest soles, feeding on
cheap and trashy novels, and cherish the
notion that they are very literary individ-
uals. The household drudghry is too
course for such fine ladies as they. Girls
of this sort are generally very anxious to
be married, that they may escape the dis-
sgreeableness of a. home Vvhere they sitefl
held more or loss under subjection. A
costlier who doesn‘t have a chance to see
how they behave as daughters may be ex-
cnsed for fencyiug them lovely and loves-
ble beings, but one who does see it is {001- .
ish if he commits himself by adoring mer-
ringe to e. girl of this sort. If she will not
assist her mother in domestic labors. is
she not likely to be equally slotbful' Hid ‘-
ill-tempered when she marries? Ii she
now thinksherselr too line for work, ilk -
safe to expect that her views as to that
matter would rsdicslly ohsuge if she b6
causes a wife. , s
A‘ Grand moi-Hon. 5 ,-
Wuner‘sfisi‘e Kida‘ ' e’y’ cud Bret
has reached it reputation thesis“
ited by the confines of «some: ,
There are no injurious whet-noes 3*
{else and temporary stimulate , ' ‘
preparation. It ispuro’ly‘ rages-this ‘7
compounded under-is {urinals M
passed sever tests sod won ' ‘
tron: some of the highest and“!
in the {legume—It’s» York 17“
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is Penile only.
We moot in we habit 0!;
mt potent medicines in as:
tor ‘ the business of;
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