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also i Two Scaled
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Ruiiber Paint
Won the Victory.
Ami compelled its enemies to place fmu
duh-:1! mutations in the market.
All Genuine Rubber Paint bears this
trade-ma k.
Minorities-mm
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FOR THE SPRING TRADE.
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John E.
Comstotk Brothers
Are the Only .‘iiuuufiicturers and Jobbers of
CLOTHING,
lu Fairliold (‘uunty thus enabling them to Retail lli thule-
sulc Prices.
flu Him 6 all Ullilil flint
in mint t‘liliillll‘lt‘, embracing all Grudcs and Prices.
Stylish Business and Dress Suits.
rut: IARGlS'i‘ ASSORTMENT or
lloys‘ and (‘hiidrvu‘s Suits in Town.
tlur limits” Furnishing is i'uequuied by any
the (.‘uuuty.
Elegant Neckweér.
All the Late Styles of Hats.
It will [my to l‘ixmuinc our Stock bul‘urc purchasing.
ROMSTIIGK Biiii'l'lliiIiS,
45 Main Street,
Norwulk.
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South hot-walk.
A SLOOP LOAD
naughty
W. W. ‘COMSTOCK’S
Foot Bridge,
SOUTH NOR‘VALK.
um um. William
Do You
\Vant a Par-
Do You
“11111 a Cook-
stove, Range, 101‘ or Sittmg
M w
Room Stove,
Or
H utter,
Or
IIHUSEFUltNISHING GOCLDS.
China, Crockery. Glassware. are
If so, consult your own interests by dealing direct with
E. l_(. l_.oci_<wo_od,
WALL STREET. NORWALX. CONN.
AT THE OLD STAND OF
‘ BPRIKGWOOD.
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Catching Oysters in Chess-
peake Bay.
New York, New Haven «It
Hartford Ballroad.
iron nnw roux. coma new.
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site 3 gym”: rim 3 £51.11"; Some ides of the greet labor and expos-
33‘2 .. 333$ 33:, u wn‘gf' ore to the cold endured by the oysterrnen
5st :; Acclaim page H N. a. Wig: of Chesapeake Bay in the prosecution of
iiiii '- Accent“ m pizm‘gg'. «kw» their work. may be obtained from the
131% ,, Um} g 2:}: .. N. n. w"; following extracts from a letter written to
éI-‘iphm , groom. “to '5 lg. ham-Q. a Baltimore paper by s gentleman who
43: ': 3:22: sir: y citizen w.§ spent a week on board one of the dredg~
3Q ,‘, fimmv 10-“ ,2 30‘ ““- ing vessels. The letter in question begins
. .. xprou ”.85 Boston E:- b i
gig: .. $24303. y say ng that the coast of the continent
9:5, .. mi: 1.5,". 0' of North America is justly celebrated as
_ 0" SWINE SWIM" being the oyster bed of the world. On
‘Ejgé .ilm" &?§§°u l" 3,3, ".P‘fififiZfififf either side it is lined with oysters. and
92¢» 13. m.. null 'l‘rein. ul'n ”3"""uoown xx: the Product in not only stealer then It“
other coasts combined, but the oysters
themselves sre larger. liner and of a more
delicious flavor than those found anywhere
else. Chesapeake Bar and its tributaries
furnish the largest and best oysters of
any part of this coast, and Baltimore, in
consequence is the great oyster more of
the world. Wherever there is‘ hotel,
store. eating house or shop, you will and
the Baltimore oysters alike in the promi-
nent hotels of our great cities, east and
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Danburv and Norwaik R. R.
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.
Common-clog Monday. May a, ' so
TRAle LEAVE SOUTH NORWALK.
913’ I- IE. on arrival of trains leaving New York 8d!
sud New llsven 8:10 s. m.. connoctin st
hethei with Shspsugll. R. train for teh-
dcld. srrivin In Dsnbury 20:40 s. in.
2:!) p. nu. connectin in th express train leaving New
York 1: p. nu. and with trains from
‘
ty shells from the system. and throwing
the latter between the feet some distance
behind them, they drop the shells in front.
Watching eight men with their backs
bent at an angle of forty-five degrees, en-
gaged all day long in this work, is comes
lent to convince anyone that s cost-iron
back with a hinge in it would for oyster
purposes be a great improvement on the
spinal column now in use.
The hardships which must be endured
in this laborious pursuit are almost beyond
comprehension by those who never see
an oyster except when in brilliantly light-
ed, cosy saloons they call for “a fry," “a
dosen on half shell," or “a stew." From
the moment the men. the letter says,
come on board the beat until the cargo is
discharged they must be ready to work day
and night if called upon by the captain.
In wind. snow. sleet and rain they are
either tugging at the windlass or handling
oysters, and until they return to port they
must be willing at all times to work twen-
tyvfour hours per day if ordered to do so.
The hardships endured by oystermen m
indescribable. After a nights hard work
at the windisss they ofttirncs in the morn-
ing finddhc deck-load of oysters from in
The chkod Manner.
A Buffalo lake captain. when inter-
viewed regarding his experience of the
great gale of two weeksgo. answered that
. he spent more than an hour in prayer. A
Chicago captain said he was made to feel
whst an awful sinner he was. A Cleve-
lander replied that he made a solemn vow
to quit swearing in case he was saved. An
interview was held with a. Detroit cap-
tain yesterday to see how he felt. It stu-
ted of! as follows:
“ You were in the great gale, were
you l"
“I was."
“ As the gels incressed the sons grew
higher and your foretop most was broken
011', did you realise what a miserable old
sinner you were 9“
“ No sir. My time was occupied in
clearing away the wreck and thinking
how the owners would blsst my eyes."
" By and by, when the sons swept your
decks and carried off yawl at the dsvits,
did you make any vows l”
“ I did not. I told the mate that we‘d
got to square of! and run before it, or we‘d
all be in in less than twenty min-
A Mixed Telephone.
_—
TB! YOUNG mm WHO WAS ACCUSED 0"
KING A PAM
. Newprlssns Times.
The telephone, the wonderful oflsprlng
of Edison‘s great mind, is an instrument
which is now looked upon as indispem- ~
ble to the world's good, but it, like I
great many other things, will sometimes
get out ofhumor andeot inaverycrooked
menusr. ,
Mr. Charles Augustus filament is an
enterprising but bashful young cotton
clerk. whose place of business is on Canny
dclet street, and he is most warmly at-
tached to a fair maiden who lives in an
uptown residence with s telephone in it.
on the telephone has been used as a me-
dium through which he has breathed
words of heart-pounding love in the earl
of the one he so fondly worshipped, and -
never did he know it to failin theper-
formsnce of its duty until yeste’rdaymhon
it caused him to moon—yes, to tremble
like an aspen leaf and smite one knee
against the other.
At the time mentioned Charles hsd not
T. Burr Guyer ~85 Son,
out, srrivin in Dsnbury st 3:”.
4:33 p. nu. consortia v w th express train losvlng New
York st. it!) p. m.. sud express train from
lloston. srrivtng in l‘snbury st Mil.
6:10 p. m., mnnmin with the! .so rxpml train from
New \‘or . arriving in llanbury st hill p.
m. This trsin cuunm‘ls on Saturdays
st Bethe! with train for Liu‘hllcid.
Ho p. m.. freight. with lmmengcr csr. srrlving in
linnbury use n in.
l'NDA‘i’ Milk st ii a. m.. stoppihg at all stations.
10:40 p. 111.. Sunday milk. with passenger car. arriving
in llsu‘hury at With) midnight.
I? The 11.10 train fmm south Nurwsik wui not
run Hslurdsys. The "No \. iu.. humbly train will run
:3- liklllll on srrivsi of 9 p. m., express from New
ll! .
TRAINS AlllllVli' FROM DANBURY.
he: and lust s. n\.; 1.18. c.sc.'snd twp. in. Sun
day 0 10 p. In.
is. W. flANDll'OllTll. Supt.
Freight Cheaper
than Ever.
-pyfi,
PROPELLEB LINE
._JI‘0._
NEW YORK.
72“
THE I‘llUl‘ElJJHl
City of Norwalk.
Will continuum msize rcuular trips three h the
Winn-nice mrmlulngl between NHRW KLK R in"!
and NEW YORK touchin ' at BOUT" NORWALK
curb we] to revolve and do ivur frvighl.
Freight rcroivrd from and delivered at the
freight dvpol of the llsnhury and Norwsik llsilrosd
for oil stations duo the bhspsug ltsllrosd.
Whipociul‘ arrangements for freight to
and from New York can be made with
this line 10 per cent. less than by the rail-
mall.
l'mdurv mid freed commission and returns pv'omp-
tly nude at the highest msrkri rates.
All power" no forbid trusting any of the em-
pioyeu of the hosts of lllil line on account of the
owners thereof
1 I. s. 70‘: REGbRi’.
Furnishing
UN DERTAKER
:or. Main and Marshall Sis-eels.
ID! if Rulnxru‘u. l7 EIJIAIITH 81-.
I A N UFACTU RED BY
The l’ocusset Iron Works,
1 sad 9 Curr Bras". N"! You.
GlPSY FLOWER Pli'l‘
I‘or .alo by
J till H. Smith, FilliSI,
800‘"! KORWALK. O'l'.
CALL AND EXAMINE THEM.
so. NutwalLliittrFatmu
Alex. Lauder, J r.
“WAG!!!” 0'
Also Dealer in the Best Quality of
Goods at Wholosolo an
Retail.
Corner Washington and Iain Btu.
SOUTH NORWALX. OT.
Springfield. New llsvvu and all points
west, at the stations of the Union Pacific
Railroad, in the Sicrrar, on the fertile val-
leys of the for Pacific slope; in every ham-
let from Maine to Texas, or from Alaska
to Florida, the inevitable oyster-can can
a solid mess. Then. with everything cov-
ered with a glue of ice. amidst a cutting
sleet. which freezes as it comes down,
they are compelled to separate by hand
lites.
“ You meant Texas, did you not 7"
"I did. I know we were headed di-
rectly for Texas. with the sea piling right
over us."
seen his amnity for fort) -cight hours, and
he determined to inform her of whom he
was fondly dreaming. that he wouldbe
up to the house that night and sit out on
the front porch with her and sigh at the
FINE CIGARS,
Gttwittt tingling hiatus
Stuart lttitlts litltttllt~
be found, always bearing a Baltimore each oyster from the other, and often-
trudc mark, and frequently doing a second times, with frozen limbs and achihg backs
duty as a drinking cup or a flower pot. and heads. they toil on unremittingly to
The pensive plant as he meanders through save the cargo they— have caught. In
the valleys, or counts the railroad tics in many instances ““3 men ““3 lily clad, ”1d
the heat of summer, bus slung around his their improvidencc in nine cases 00"“ ten
neck the ubiquitous oyster can, and who" leaves them when they ship without means
chilly autumn warns him of the approach ‘0 purchase ll mattress 01' bed covering.
of winter, as he hiss himself choorily away The comfortably clad lundsman. as he site
to the. nearest almshouse. his oyster can in n 0013‘ dining room, eating hi3 hot roast
serves him in which to oath the drags of 0" “9"! can ‘0'!“ "0 i‘Onmlltlo“ 0! “13
discarded beer kegs as he passes through cost to some poor mortals of the dish he is
the city. Not only in this country so ex- enjoying. Mid while horrified 8‘ the im-
tensively know. but they are largely con- morality and intsmperance of the average
sutnvd in England, Germany, France and illifil'l’d. ‘11:: ($01!“ rememlwr that oft-
2L“;£§§3§1"§?§2'.°2£3"12a 15.35.53: "iii aims" “1°" is "“3 0'“! W" 1°" W
which they are paid. the writer furnishes
a description of dredging.
The dredges are large bags formed of
iron ring-s held together by 8 books; they Sunday, had something to say about the.
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Tulmagc on the lies-ion Play.
the opening there is fastened an iron but which, in deference to n strong protest
bottom of the stream when the dredge l drawn
the oysters into its mouth which is held well worth reading and highly commen-
opon by an iron frame with burs projcct- dable' Iie snid‘
ing from ouch corner. Those burs nice! A great pestilence in Germany.
about four foot from tho opiming. and at mm) was The superstitious and igt10~
to which is fastened to a rope which goes wrath 0‘ heaven by promising every ten
vidcd with two of these drcdgcs and two Jesus Christ 0“ u theatrical stage.
of making it vow to quit swearibtif you
to
The leading preachers of New York, on tions it"
“If“ nlmtitjivo in)" six inc?“ wit? ant: “ Passion Play.“ which it was bromod to th
s \ ~ r h .
t u sumo cpl l. upon t lo uuu‘ c go 0 give at Booth‘s tlivutn‘. New 10”“ but dirt on me than was the limo m do it."
with pmjoutlng teeth. which scrapes the from the Pm“ and pulpit, hue been with- the wind did you tell your crew that they
1 ,~ d , f i b0 t l 'd Rt”- Dr. Tfll'lmfie'fi explanation ought to return thanks to Providence for
u ing run n u tor t to u . a!“ 8‘" “5 and views were given. and epitomized are having escaped certain destruction 9“
for about three fingers of good whiskey
The apiece and then turn in all standing."
. ‘ ‘ . ‘ “ Do you feel that you have any partic- y
timr plate of contact a chain is uttiuhcd rant villagers think they may avert the uinr cause to be thunfui l"
“Did your mate suggest holding a'
hymns l“ .
“Not by it gone sight! He suggested
that we‘d better be mighty lively about
paying oil or the infernal old tub would
be at the bottom of Lake Michigan.”
“ When the awful voice of the gale
roared in your cars, and the mountainous
combers rushed down as if to bury you
from sight. did you have the least thought
were spared P“
“No, sir, on the contrary, I believe I
a bot stove in ”me beg- swore faster than usual, I was in a hurry
to get her around."
“ As the wheel was put over and she
“ Well. sir. I solemnly reflected that if
“ \Vheu you got squared away before
H
“ No. sir. I told ‘om to ask the steward
“I do. The elevator men in Buffalo
around the Windlass. hum vessel is pro- yours ‘0 onuct "'6 sufferings 0‘ 0‘" Lord didn't steal but forty bushels of wheat out
The of this last trip. while on the other they
moon.
prayer meeting or singing any gospel 0
Good bye." _,
'Seeking the telephone while no-
us was in the oilice, he sold:
“Put me on with Mr. B.‘s residence."
“All right, go ahead."
"Is Miss Minnie At home ?“
“Yes.” _
“Tell her to step to the ‘phcne, please."
"Is that you, Charlie l“ inquired a cool-
ing voice skimming along the wire.
“ Yes. dearest. it‘s your own Charles."
“0h, Charlie, what made you stay away
so long; You must come up to-night be-
mun—fl
“ The baby was born an hour ago.”
” Wh-st baby i“
“ Your own baby.”
” My baby i“ shrieked the young wo-
ll into the trough of the sea for a mo- man; why, I‘m "'1'“! “"9””?! lab“ you—
ment. where were your solemn reflec~ 5’0“ “‘OUld ”Y such albing. 3 1—1533!”
expect it—“
J
“Neither did I; Ijust heels it smo-
c blasted old sticks ever wanted to play meat “80-"
.. You don't believe tbis—lthis fearful
report say—say you don‘t. .1 You know
haven‘t got a baby. 1 neverl did have a
baby in my life,“ howled thcl young wo-
man. in a frenzy. ‘
“ Be ! he 2 old follow you Reel so proud
and happy that you have toilengsge in a
joke, do you? Allow me to congratulate
on. It‘s a boy: and weighs twirls'e pounds.
" Miss Bunter—I say, Missl outer."
“Oh! Charlie, what is the ill tterl"
“ Matter enough. I want tie know the
“'llldllws' Those 13““ “N so arraug decades are to be counted from IMO. and took ninctv-oncl I am very thankful for man‘s name who told you “ml madam“
that that four men can work upon each. so every ten years. with some exceptions. that fifty clue! I am verv thankful for falsehood. 1'" have his 3°“: before sun»
' rise. I‘ll follow him over sixteen diflerent
iron rod. und as soon as the dredge is upon (situated in Germany.
and the cylinder of the windings can re the villagers at u very early hour. At
volvc us the drodgc goes out, while the hulf-pust scvcn o‘clock in the morning
bundles remain stntmuury. A number of the audience is in the theatre. Another
accidents buvc huppcnod from neglect to boom of the 8““ at eight o‘clock announ-
"m’w" 0““ The handles revolve with on until the evening. Thercurc eighteen
frightful vcitx'ity, and threaten dcstruc- acts in that ploy. Act the first. Christ‘s
tiun to everything that comes in their entry into Jerusalem. followed by other
down tothc dock iorudistancc of three Christ bearing the cross; the sixteenth
““1 “’1’” M “‘9 dredch i“ “"0"“ over. tion: the eighteenth act, the ascension.
board. A second rope is attached to each Joseph Meyer inipsrsonutes Jesus
in
the
servos
myrk
which
breaking
buoy.
of
to 90‘ waist. ' Gregor Iaecbncr iuipersonotes J u-
in the neighborhood of two and a half Joseph Meyer, the chief tragediun, and
bushels. 'l‘heleugth of the dredge lino Gregor Lechner. the chief comedian.
varies ”0'" twenty to sixty feet, uccord- Men and women are elaborately trained
0‘“ over fifteen he" and the Suuhedrim and the executioners.
occupies in position at the wheel while the The scene is overwhelming. Joseph Meyer
"”w 0! 9‘31“" including “"3 foremost plays the partso well that hols more rev-
hand and °°°k are at work upon the ercnccd in the village than would be the
drodges. When the vessel h”,”"v°d M Emperor. When he was a soldier in the
“Ni“ where the “WM“ thinks Rh?" German army the government made on
“3 beoysters. he “k“ 1““ sounding especial enactment that he might wear
P019 (3' ohm pole some twenty-five °' thir- his long hair uncut. A friend who was
W feet in ““3le “‘1' putting it in 9 resent last summer at the “ Passion
water alonside. he prods it up and down Play" gens me that while sharp and cut-
for "19 purpose 0‘ ‘99“"8 n his “"3““ ting hail fell through the unroofed theatre
are 00m“ 30 “P9“ have these 0‘1" upon the check of Joseph Meyer he
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they our tell at once whether it will Pay field glass no signs of life could be detec-
to cut over the dredge: Th5, 0th to“ ”d whm he was pl‘ying imagible.
the moment the schooner is on s. bed of The H Passion p1,,» will probably never
0"“?! and “\0 MONO!“ “0 leaves it. and be embed again in Germgny or any pay-g
also whether the boat has left it to the of Europe. The Pope of Rome has de-
left or right. In fact. your correspondent nounced it. Although u; he'd m the pres-
hl-B frequently M3"! “‘9 “PM“ “u 0‘“ tlge of a religious ordinance and the eu-
to the foremost hand or one of the crew thorlty of centuries' it has bag“ ”mud
to feel the dredge line "“1 390 it they “9 for the last time. And right upon the
taking in oysters 0" “0‘“ “d “0‘ once did heels of that announcement came to us a
a case of mistaken judgment 0W“!- tsw' days ago the announcement that the
When the captain feels tbst he is over oys- u pup,“ phy" was to become an Ameri-
can. he gives the order “Hove!" Im- can institution. All the machinery for
mediateiy the dredge is coined by two that production had been prepgred. Vest
men and thrown overboord. After drag- .:pe°“fl.ug m been created in some
8‘38 “0‘“ for " minute fl” 0"!“ l' given quarters. Now the play: is withdrawn.
“Wind “Pl" when ““3 windlsss “WWW“ Public sentiment came up through the
and the diodes brousht on M The press: came up through the pulpit: came
which“ DIM“! ”Ml“ 0' from 0‘10 up from the churches; u one up from ten
fourth to two-thirds shells. Many ourl- thousand homes. came up from Jew and
one things are also bmught up. such ss Gentiles. P tents and Roman Catho-
seaweed. crabs. fish and debris of various lies, from orth and South. East and
kinds, which has probebiy lain at the bot- West, and all that feeling was buried in
tom of the stream for years. Sometimes one flaming, thundering protest against
s mess of oysters of various lists. from thspropossd infsmy. I thankGod that it
murmmmh'rowuu
lain-Ice Tools.
White In“. Pol-ts.
Afslthof
HARDWARE.
General Hardware.
ERRRRBIRS all MEATS~
om and Window Glass.
“folks g
one-half inch to twoorthree inches indis- has been withdrawn, and it is the grand-
meter. and numbering several score. all est compliment ever given to the Chris-
sdhsrins to at «one. piece of inc. or s tian sentiment of America.
plscscfironmrswstsososksdlimbof s
tree. is among
lntbeintsrlorofsbottls.sndmuchlsrger withdrawslcfthlsplsy—thst bsosuse of
thsnthsmouthofthsbottle itself, was shstwlthdrswslsuchplsyssre not tobs
brought on deck. Theshellsof the eye-
tsrm covered with a poly pensits swsreofthefsctthst‘tbsresrs'
knows-“Mucus.” Men as“: sotsdinthlleouatry,wintsrafw
two on emu" mam They and” upon an Mid 10" ‘3'“) 3'0"“- the ” Passion Play“ was that fifty-one bushels. and shulltstrive to
. . . The theatre was be a better man hereafter. Take sumhin'
deck a rapid motion unsiups the bundles 116 foot by um The boom of a gun awoke sir :3“ .
unship the geur before the dredge woe ccsthut thopluy has begun, and it goes r
5
evening of the suffering of the poor peo-
. . lo turned out doors bv the recent hurri-
' '. i Iul w ' m ouch silo of the . . . - p .
“3’ A ’0‘“ d "3 ‘ ‘ acts depicting scones ill the life of Christ. cane in the southern states. when a bash-
cruft. u l unite to wiwrv tho windiasses - ‘ , .‘ . a . . ‘
are scrclvi'od m the deck the rail is out until the fourteenth not. “lllLll is Christ fui young man With a green necktie. who
‘ ' sentenced to death: the fifteenth not, \
f f n i . ti o . iron ‘ choir in n corner wus asked how much ex-
0" 0“? f”- . mu “1 “3 film‘s an - _ not. the crucifixion and descent from the posure no thought it was possible for the
roller is inserted. over which the chain c ; the seventeenth act. thv resurrec- huuum bring to endure.
' . . . ribie instance of exposure I ever knew
dredge. “iv-”‘0 and of “hlch ‘8 a wooden Christ. and hangs for twenty minute upon was mmemmg that happened to myself
case the cross, suspended by a. loop around his a
sition 0‘ the dredge. A drudge will hold due. and stirs the mirth of the audience. us about it.“
grout habit of walking out through the
, ' . ' . rlt and strolling on the beach near the
mg tothcdepth of water in which the to lulu) their parts, and they impersonate glitf house. One Sunday morning, very
gredgmg ‘9 done, “'hlchv however, '3 8"" Magdalen and Martha and Simon and John early. I was tempted by the extreme heat
. . . . to slip into the surf and take a. bath,
Wh‘le dredging the captain im ”“ny All one time 0“ “"3 ““89 "9 600 persons. which. as there was no one around at that
, Butwhkudhmyouundsr thenc-
the mounts of the dredge. lesion that this sononncsmsnt. which has
sad in one lostsnoe a fully-formed oyster come to me since lsntsredtbepulpit—the
inothsr cities? Are on not
. sn-_
Full
removed.sndsreformsdof s sum-nos grsstindsosncisslnthswsyof poblioon-,
A Bush! ul Maui’s liscupc.
Sumepeoplc never seem to get the
gilt idea of the subject anyhow. They
‘crc talking at McAiiister‘s the other
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as silently squirming on n straight-buck
4
“ Exposure. mum ? “'8", the most ter-
few years ago.“ '
" indeed.“ said the young lady.
“Well. you must know that I had a 8
hour, I finally did. Judge to my horror
when I came out and found that the tide
had risen and carried 03 my clothes.”
“Ahemi” interrupted the hostee ? Won‘t.
—won’t
more ?"
“ Thanks—in s minute—just as soon as
I
in the world was gone—everything ex-
0
towalk into VauNess avenue, where I
talus become in the use of this pole “I“ winced not. and under the most poweer lived, with nothing in the world but that w
between me and the sneers of the heart-
less world. I‘ll tell you how I managed.
I just tied the pro—”
Just have one of the ladies fainted,
while another, with great tact, sat down
at the piano and shriekcd “ Nancy Lee ”
t the top of her lungs, under cover of
which the dead and wounded were can
ried 03, while the sincere but misguided
young man was coaxed out into the bell
and handed his bah—Ex.
-—-——ooo-———-
Schthlng Inside a Pig.
Said Edward Everett once: “ The com-
mon people will always understand a
speaker who‘ understands himself and
uses simple languan.” But some speskers
seem to passes the faculty of always
shooting over the common people's hoods.
The story is told of a city minister, who,
after preaching fora friend in the country
was told by the latter: .
“You hove given ussvery gccdssrmcn
with oneexoeption, and that is, you used
some words our-people don‘t understand.“
» The former thought the latter was cer-
tainly mistaken, and raked what single
wordshchsdused tbstellcoaldnct ess-
lly understand. - ~
« ’u a” “b“! «you dd
‘folioity’ instssd of ‘bsppiness.’ Now, all
our peofls know whstrhsppiosu' is. but
knowthomssnul’gof'fslicity.‘”r _
Asthepnsehsrdoobtsdthhthsocum
Looks and Knobs. ' . . 4
m .2.“ km which-vacuum- Whiniheopsnhonsss andtho mummies:
«whom «~33: Whither-IIIN‘Wn cook. um and the scam enlarge this "quoccmaonsofcurphlnnsosibls
- ‘ - -. ' .. . ifitisduiogflndieyitheysn ct once W . upon which mrmwillsskhlm.” ,
“it". mm m Winfinfibm'm Who theistic! ourcltkis sadths low of the And-MWMuphcmid
M _ , ‘ ,7 hw‘mmcmlfifimummw-mmw“'fw ' 7
, ' ' , m, schoolledoiilllun’ 7 as town now one. 7 new
334'“ ’fim; . lsthsssps‘swtloa'oftbsshslls‘fnmth nemesis whole segue-.3.
states to kill him.
mutilate him. Tell me, was ill that squint-
eyed Bangs who brought thltt hellish lie
to your ears I": l
moan ?"
ish monotony or lessen painti ,
“‘Teli Safe Kidney and Liver Curb does both,
and it is the true “ Friend iln Need ” to
you try some chocolate, Mr. Skid- ing a. tur
cpt a chest protector, and l was forced commenced,” :
s‘grsstmsnyoftheszm can do not
I‘ll email him. I’ll
.. Vhat lie, Charlie? who do you
"’ 13am to know who told you that—
tliat I had a. baby born to mean hourago
that weighed twelve pounds; \leo is the
illain ?" .
Apicrcing shriek was the only reply
that come over the wire. andithen Charles
realized for the first time thfht there was
some dreadful mistake, that the telephone
had become mixed. and he filinted.‘
WI
The weary sufferer who is patiently on-
during the hot weaéher and f‘longing for
elief. gladly bails anything that will ban-
Warner‘g
offering humanity. For the kidneys, ‘ '.
liver or urinary organs it is infallible.
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A Few Thoughts In thurch.
\
“ This sermon is a bore.” 1
“ How much longer will his Drench.”
“ I‘m hungry for dinner.”
“ That man isn‘t at all baddooking.” ,
“ I wonder if Emma is engiagcd." ”
“\Vell,lif old Mrs. Foo Foil: isn‘t wear * ‘
mo." ,
“ I won r how much that bonnet cost.”
“ It soun ‘ as if he was gilling to cl
finish my story. Yes every stitch I had up the sermbn." .. .
“ I do wish the Bernhardt: season had
“ I have 'greathiind to hitve it trimmed
ith scarlet" “
“I most or cpair of how shoes to
marrow, the material fitr that wrap-
per,an ‘t Mme X‘s tdl try on that
d ." ' ‘ ‘
_ s Ed. Cochunk
port mmer." :-
“ How hat girl docs laoeji“ .
“ Amenl My! isn’t it nice to get you.”
i ~ —N.:iY. Graphic. _
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can byhsrd times, d
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blood, gives too sad strsi
tom, and cheer hop
mind. Its cures '
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