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“‘2 1'2" “ll uhrwnl tlmt lh- may luln‘l lL
.: l.1.’.l~.£i..ui~l~’«'llil. to tho unwary.
miy m‘m- grunt profit from tho
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E .‘t n n ft§lml will; ‘W-h’. :ltll lh- “Kw
xv". .iryl \lsl. o-xr-u an :8 do; which
.. . “ :21twnvuldrvw-Hvthulmx'k.
1. 1'. w t. ‘1» 1'12.“ \xhe‘l‘v thwra» wus our
.11» u. :Eizw t'ru.tful bmnvhnsuf his favor-
: 12"“, {liwf'w xxx-r»- thrm- loom :mel tin-y
n 1.1.1 f. la». \ .m‘l tin-y “wry Htlfaull‘ of
ltép- . : plum thwrv‘ wwrv. :md wvrc l>1a>k~
11;; t'. :' _
And 1: n1. m2 tint “bun thvy lu'liu‘lal
Utv ftrutwr t‘n-y ~lr u'wtrlwl from lbw trm'
.1::l_:nt 1'. “l‘ t‘w l'wu-‘w :u ;r:1t lllu-ll‘.
.\?:~,l thvx' l§t«z«'l\v“l thu- hudmndmnn and
921:0» . 1:" lulltll‘ '~ .zvtu-‘t' .llnl ddncml up
.1: ~'. .3, ‘M: tin: rind lwl‘nrv butt, and (boy
.~ v Wit" .1’. ha ting. .mtl munln :1. tn“:-
:2: > t: t \awwnt’ 1h h-mhn; wns
.z'i . ,m’z Hum will N uh Kurd-T's. as
t z u; g ~ ~‘. tl_,\\'ll by t'}. llnukea‘s blai‘lb
~4;;.’:t ‘li‘lsl,
\ml tho hadntplnnm “nu wrath. uud
vrml aloud. “ \thll that 1 land yv in my
ll unlv ti ,1? l t: '4? uw'k yn‘”
,\!‘~l tsz- :l‘l ..t'l:ll~‘vl him to worn and
n11.- i .. all 11".“: him. and. marked.
.lr‘l i. l nnv t.» .m ttlnr. "‘ll1.;nu‘t lu- got
1- 1- 4.11:1 .\ntl they vuth‘atml llllll that
« um :td .m unto tlm homo and cover bun
\. LI t‘iazif 3« ~ would walk «round the
t . 1. ,.:; i 5.11:. fu- Winston». And With
a .‘t \ vift' thvy lwwnght hm) that " he
'2 :nwluwn ind “Alli ”\‘r'l‘ hum-tell."
in. ; ,\hput2.ln;'u :hr- husluntlnmn treiu~
‘i‘. :tw :Lnn vnr“ of lm rztgc. lnsomuch
wok-s hw l‘.i~l\‘PL on :l atump and
:‘:-*~~l up Ln \e-u-r- .md vonvvrsvd m
"A lf' \\ rdx ~~ that llw Lid-t wrru not
1 1~:.m»l lwfon- lulu. And tlwy fled
A . La.- rlwl. but .\llllllllll<lirll tlu- husi~
-. mun ptlhm-d not aftc-r tin-n.1, for hv
A :.o~.t\ y wuh much Corn broad nod fried ;
:‘u. .sll'l Em tigux‘v was cvvn {LS MW llgurv ;
' . “wrlll \sh llt‘. and he was not bualt to
* .u‘p-r bu) s. \\ ho um light of foot; you.
\ .. .t‘twr than arrows and strungvr than on‘
luau,
Now when Alxpulbluzm the husbandmun
wont into the humane ha held his peach. for
thn some thin; hml happcned last your.
bid the ymr bvt’oh: that and the one be-
furn that agrun.
And the busbandman said. " Next time
i w.l£:ix'c:11."
.‘uhl win-n the wintz‘r was come and
~_- and tln- txnn- of tho singing birds
w u mane agum. 11nd tho ground was
.~ f’t. :Uapulblozm. sun of Harmtutlm the
ppm: «ml nothing to nobody. but
.2 :1: much tune with his favoriteapple
. .ml lu- pruuml it. and diggcd about
. ~Lfl ll}: by day be watered Its roots.
.\n l l1» wmgmunded the water whom
t. h.» watered it. from the herbs of the
(V w i‘tl
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trav-
l
“His
gunk-vary and from the roots of the
“will.
E‘Ur lu- stirred into half a barrel of vine-
.‘nr l'vxuvn. tcn pounds of quassia. two
gmlrb of rum:- ml. half a peck of warm-
w «ml. :1 lustful of quinine. some tincture
v 3' -furb. 0:19 quart of tartar emetic. an
. . 1'. wt dogwood bark. half a. down of
“ 1::-t:.m turnips." a can of concentrated
a» . t-nv- quart of vitriol. and three gallon!
- 1' wt crrn whiskey. whereof if I nun
k one drink of it he will ltrtigbt'ly
aiwwn and have a fit.
And in? boiled it all in 3 gm» iron ket-
m and be stirred it up with a hemlock
"wk. and sprinkled in It“ and cayenne
may“, and n tub full of grated hora-rad-
Awl he arose only in the morning nod
“41:le his favorite Ipple tree with dill
more; and at the even time he neglec-
t»: t; not. And the tree grew and Inn!-
.v...) and it unnamed lo tbs! the bot.
“’1 Lid [1"! l” m_
lint the bees which nought bout-y in la
bfmmms. afar they had famed. mt
bark no more unto the hive; but mt and
lava-d with the up Ind ham Md
madc no manhooey. but pound them-
win... of! for yellow jacket and '0'!“
"mg a mining! tie. if n be it would look
Upon them. ‘
Am: Ahpnlbloun the Mann load
“if": things but he be“ H: year.
Only in the lilacs We! ill. night.
Yarnhehyuponbhhod.mld h. tub
5- Nun-Wad high all. tho
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Milli-m
thou will die with ‘em."
he had the jinx-jams.
But he laughed the more. and rebuked
her and bade her hold her peavo. And be
said:
" (‘m to. daughter of Buttvrpmldel. the
dairymnn. what dost thou know about
war :- "
And it was so that when tlu- apples
were ripe they were fairer to look upon
than the othcr fruit of the field.
And Ahpulblozm. the son of Harmtutbe,
cmnmnmlml his fmnlly that they should
not touch so much as one applc.
For he said. It is n “orifice to tho
mortal gods."
And whvn a fair Suturxlay morning was
voznv. Ahpulbloznl the huslmndnuu tlml
up tho do; at the house. and went by
himself and lay down in tho grads in the
the orchard.
For h.- snid. " Of 11 vnrity I will givo the
boy a chanw,"
eFor ho wist there was no school of a
Saturday!
And the boys Como lmtimoi and they
climb gcntly uvnr the {once and swarmed
up tllr' [rmI (N of ul 1.
And wbnn they saw the fruit that it
was fairer than any fruit of tho llwld. they
moorland thwir lip. and rejoin-d. and said
now to :mothur, “Oh. gully." and :ilns.
“ Uh. lguvw not!" and maroon-r, “ Yulu.
Ytuuf"
llut it “at: so that when a buy had laid
hold up m an apple and had ontml onv
bitu of it. that he turned him roundabout
and crn-d unto his follow, and 3.1M. "()f a
truth I am smblxul."
But they thought ho mockml thmn and
they Rill‘l. “ (l 1 to. thou hast .1 dcvil."
Am! whnn another lad had bittutl an up-
plu. he was stricknn with worms.) and
amid unto hi1 follows. “lb-liver llll‘ up while
tbvrw is yut limo. for lam tln- man who
rubbml the lenlnttnu bank!"
And thvy murwllml greatly. but Ahpul-
him-cu tlw lltlnlllulllillilll stull'ml tho grass
of tip- -l.l mt»- hls m nith that ho might
not Emuh.
.\u«l:zthi1xl luy hid hall of nu app (I
;\n.1l11ttt,:vi.l whnn ho had f‘r'llls'll‘Nl his
" ll try mo
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lute only undo lw l'rlt'vl .il-sn l.
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i'l‘x‘. 412’. lm
down thw tt'w' :l'ttl My in thw '3 our
twi~twl hiuhnlz' :15» :m l W -p:
And win-u ynl .m utlwr b yy lzsl l pluvkt-d
.utnppivuulllstmltt.ln't'1l?ml untuthow
“ llulp m“ homo, for
l‘ttllf’lll Hf
wlm “wry With um).
i
July."
.\fl1l(‘\'t‘ll.‘ll'lullli‘l'lhly bit llllt! an apple
luvx H'-\’:Lllv1\\‘el .i “ll-d1-
uni it mu w tint wlwn lw mt, Ii.~ in go
n'l lllllvl\1l!l=l fv-ll upon his luck in tho
Navy-r. '1ud,:\~”p-l, “ I pray tho". ll‘L nut
thn lll"‘lit‘._sl hllblt'll’.‘ v Irvv up my b » ly."
.\u.l whvn yt-t .muthu-r lad had httton
:m :lpplv. hn 1‘ min «lawn from tho trim and
My d-nvn by thw F'll‘lilllv and 1. Night to
dip but would not,
And :mothv-r lad took to luum'lf :1 lnrgu
lutc, mu! ln- «dumb down. and wont away
into :i ulusnrt plum». and bud down on tho
ruilrtnd truck that tho down “rpm“ might
voznn along and ripplr- over him.
And so it Was, that thl-ro worn lath all
around tho orchard who wurvduublwl up.
arid who foarml to look upon each otlu-r's
(auras. And thvy uto sand. and pruyml
the Immortal gvulw‘ that tho taste thoy had
tustml might «lip with than). and not be
vantml upon tlwir children's (‘llllllh‘lh
.\ud wlu-n night was come they got
tlmm lmnn-, but wlwn moist “1;th boforo
them tlwy would not out is,
For. of u vvrzty. they could not that» tho
tltll'z-i'uncu between the tally and dogfcn~
llvl hut.
And ll was so that uftcr many days,
when um- :1!" the lads should see nu upplo.
that lla' Lty dawn and had is fit.
.Ulpulblozm. tho son of ll.1rrat:ltutho.
armc up out of the grass and he comumned
wub himself and be said. “ llo. luv."
And he hulk ono of the upplm which
the 13d: hml bitten. and he handed it to
tho sandy pig.
And it Win a» that wbcu tlw sandy pig
lut it. that ho bulked up into the flu-c of
Alipulblumn the son of llurrutatutho. and
rebuked lull! With :1 rvproncbful expres-
Eiun.
And the sandy pig said. "Of a truth
thou hast played it upon me pretty line."
And he llc out and took to the woods
and ho now: was seen not no mow.
But the orchard of Appleblozm the son
of uni-ratatuthe grew and flourished and
bot:l fruit as it had cover done before.
For there was no lad in all the towns
and the country round about, who would
eat of its fruit.
And each year Ahpulbloxm the son of
liarratatutlxe kept the older presses going
and made champagne for the market, and
he waxed fat and was elected supervisor
and had money to loau.—Burd¢ftc.
*
Wanted to ace the Blll.
{thllumport Breakfast Toma}
A few days ago 3 well dressed cou ple,
in the prime of life, stopped at :\ hotel in
a town not a thousand miles from Will-
iamspon, and. sending for: justica of the
peace. informed that functiowy that
they wished to be married.
" All right,“ said the justice.
Then he inquired their names, and on
being told. it struck him that ho had per-
formed the lame service for the lady some
you: before. Upon inquiring If such
w the cue, the lady replied:
“Yes. sir. I have been married pre-
viously. " "
“ Have you : bill fromyour former hug.
band?” asked the justice.
" Yes."
Tblsbeiug mum the my
mperformedmnd the couple were do-
clandwmdwife.
Asthey were (1% the justice.
wbobadneveraeenn bill or I divorce,
nadwbobndcmgdodrotobcboldono
ofwedmmcbmghtmh an excel-
lent opportunity” natty b”. curiosity.
Hothaeforcnidtotbeluly: ,
"Yancy-you him. a on from your
formerhusbsndf"
“Chum"
“Banyan: objection in allowing
”human?
“Ohmwm'
mmwflm,“flingto
Ifltthhoy.lar£mduu. who”
““5338“th _
“hmmmm ”I.
" Of a verity thou but got ‘em. and thou
hast got ‘em bad. and of a surety unloss
thou shall let up on it and quit drinking
But she spake mockingly for she thought
Rut-lug llalr.
It was one of the lay-laws of Heart-ch85
Heavenly Hair Raiser that it be used lib-
erally before retiring, rubbing it, well into
the scalp. Just before he went to bed that
night the man bolted the back door. put
the cat in the woodsbed. came in whis-
tling the “ Fatinltza waltz," danced up to
the clock shelf. and pouring out what he
lupposed to be his hair fertilizer. be
mapped it all over his scalp and stirrcd it
well in around the roots of tlielittle badge
of hair at the back of his neck.
The glue battle. by an unearthly coinci-
dence. was nearly the same shape and size
m tho hair-sap bottle. He went to bed.
”George.“ and his wife. turning her
face to the wall. " that stufl you're PU"
ti"I; On your hair smells like a pan of
soap~grensc. "
" Perhaps I had better go tip-stairs and
sloop,“ snarled Gem-go. " You‘re! mighty
luluitivv! You wouldn‘t expect that 111mm
can put stuff on his bend that will make
hm hair grow and have it. smell like cs-
rm‘o of wintergrwn. would you 1'"
They wont to sloop mud Iui Turks.
This particular huld-hcadwl man. lilac n
good many other bald-handed own. hnd to
get up and build the llros. Wlwn be
arose out morning tho sun pooped in at
“widow and saw thu pillow cling to tho
back of bin hand like n grout white chi:-
non. At first he did not realize his condi-
tion: hc thought it must llllVl' cnnght on 11
pin or a shirt button. It Iookml rulu‘u-
loua, and he would throw it back on the
bid beforv his wifu saw it. no he
caught it quickly by one vnd 11nd
" ynnkod."
0b! 0b! Dnmmion to flab-hooks.
what‘s lwon going on hero? Thunder nn'
lightnln‘l"nml ho hogan to claw at his
scalp like a lunatic. His wife uprung
up from bar couch and lwgnn to ml) by:-
tarimlly.
“ Oh. don‘t (":corgt-E VVlmt is it? “'lmt's
tho mnltvr 2‘"
(hmrga was dancing about tho room.
tlu- pillow now dangling by u fc-w luuru,
lllh scalp covered with mmvt'nlng that
luukvd hkc ubwt coppi-r. whih~ tlu- llll‘
“m rcdolcnt of \vurllko t‘X[lll‘ll\’t'.\‘. an if n
dictionary had oxplodvd. “Wm 11 Wom-
an'a instinct tho poor wifv took in tho sit-
nation at :1 glnnm- nnd vxclntmn d:
“ IL is fllt‘ gluvl"
Tho lullxl lwmlcd mun nut in n
clxmr and lookcd 11L ln-r n monwnl 1n run~
tcmptuuus silcmm. and thou ullvlwl thv
om- ('Xlll‘l‘SSlVU word:
"61111)!"
Now began 11 M‘f‘lw‘i of pruvvsn- a and vs-
porlnn-nL-a unheard of in tlm nmullu of
(‘lll‘llllslry-
"Juno. you mu-t sunk it oll’ \“llll \vnrm
water. " l‘vu got to go to Ullca today."
" I can't (ll‘llrgl‘," uln- rvphml in n gutlty
tonv. " it's wutm‘pnmf."
“ Yrs. 1 might haw known ll:
uuppmw Ila liruprtmf. (on, ain't it 2'"
Ho r-t'ltuvhml ov'vr ll o snmoth
with luv tlngvr nuiln.
“ It‘s hard an iron.“ hc will.
“ You—ho and it was good gluv!" 1'1‘~
lH‘a‘lll'tl ahe- innocl-nlly. " Can't you skin
it oll‘ with your razor, (burgh 2-"
" Don't bo n biggvr fool lhun you bro
Juno. (lot mo that coursc lllv in tho
\\'mnl‘nlwd."
lt may be imaginml \vhnt followed, and
now as tho buld-hcudvd 1mm ails in his of—
fiw lm novcr romovvu his but. for his r11-
txrc rkull is a bowling wustn of blister-«d
tit-sort. rvlicvle hero and there by ousos
of black court pln.\tvr.——Symms¢: Sunday
'I'iumv.
down
and l
plating
9..
After
sorry All.
0mm during tho war. a northern rogi-
moot cucampcd in Louisiana, was visited
by a black nun-w carrying llw baby of her
”um-m. In 11 fvw minute-1 ubo was aur-
roundml by soldlvm. ouch luleuuN to hold
the baby for a. minute. 'I‘bcru won; many
moist cyan. for the infant brought before
the nund‘n eye the babes far away in the
North. The olect of a child on the rough-
est of own in shown by this story:
()ld Jack Milli. i-nginour on tho Midi.
sun and Indianapolis railroad. in notml
for his irritability and blulfncsa. llu has
always claimed that "nny pesky fool who
persists in getting run over, ought to get.
run over.“
One day 0 Jack was driving his engine
near Columbus at the rate of thirty miles
an hour he saw approaching the track on
a countrv road a two horse wagon with a
man and woman for occupan ts.
He did not dream of danger, for the
wagon was at some distance from the
track; with plenty of time for the train
to sweep past. But suddenly the driver
of the wugon stood up and whipped his
horses into a run—directly into the jaws
of death.
Jack's hand was half thrown up to
whistle down brakes. He hesitated, mut-
tvred. “The fool!“and let his engine drive.
On flew the farmer and on round the
train.
The engine struck the wagon between
the wheels. knocked it into a thousand
splinters. killed man and woman, and
mutilsbed the horses so that both died.
Tho passengers sprung out to and Jack
in t towering pmion: but while lodking
at the wreck, his eyes caught sight of
a tiny pair of baby‘s shoes clutched in the
woman's band.
A flood of tears leaped from his eyes.
He staggered up against his englne and
aid in a trembling voice:
"Just look at them little shoes, Charlie.
I—I didn't mind so much mnnlu' over
that drunken fool who tried to Croat
than! of us when he couldn‘t, but the lit-
tle 006, Charlie. the little kid that‘s wdtln‘
for 'm, that‘: too rough.”
——-.*———
.2 I'll-lull.
A little child bountiful” Inld :—"'l'blnk-
inglskoeping umudtrying to find out
smoothing." Wbovrould luv. and the
mammoth? ltmkuonethiuk
oftbaontrlklng wards of the big-but:
“Bed“:ndknowtbulmaod'” Sl-
lenoo; ya bulb noises and.
madman wife and folly cad
speculation. Elfin. Luau. Flndout
munching. M out God. lfyoucla.
Glnbunhtbodknmufmmltoa
mmdhww.
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Am-nmidb kill sun--
“the Sufi-In.
N0 pleasure la comparable to the stand-
upon the vantage ground of truth.
Time well emplyed ls satan‘a deadliest foe
ll; leaves no opening for lurking fiends.-
Wilcox.
The glands}- of some people is an great a
recommendation as the praise of others.
~Fleldlng.
They that writc books on the worthless-
ncss of glory take care to put their names
on the title page.
Contempt is like the hot: iron that brandn
criminals: its imprint is almost always in-
dellible.——Allbort.
In matters of conscience first thoughts
are best: in matters of prudence last
thoughts are bash—R. Hull.
Mzmy preachers seek to impress their
hearers with the fact that lifo ls short, but
forget it In their sermons.
He that is only rvul‘ b'ul need have
great Dlll'lu of virtue: as the stone bud
need to be rich that, is act without (oil.
The grentuat events of an ago are its
bout thoughts. It is the nature of thought
to flnd its way into notion—Rowe.
Thought means life. since thoso who do
not think do not live in any high or real
Hl‘llsu. Thinking makes the math—J. Al-
Cult.
Tho goltlvu lwnmu of truth and the ail-
kl‘ll Fords of lung l\\'lnl(‘(l together, will
draw won on with u swept violence,
wlwtht-I‘ llu-y will or not.—-L'udwort.
A true mun novor frolu about his pltlce
in tlm world. but just slides into it by the
gravitation of his naturv. and swings
tlwro its 0115in an n ubtr.-(7hnpln.
There are no frnguwntn so precious an
thosv uf liuw. nnd nonu are so Ileodleuuly
lost by people who cannot make a mo-
ment. and yut can waxtv yours.
'l‘lwy who disbulinvo in virtue bocnuso
man has never boon found pvrl'cct. might
run rvnsonubly daily the sun lwcnuu» it is
not ulwuy noon.
lie-lic-vo nothing against nnntlwr but on
gmul nnthority; nor ruport what may
hurt another. unlva it hr :1 grvntcr hurt to
unothvr to vonvnal it.—-\\'illl:uu l’onn.
To ”mud tog lunch limo in studios is
sloth: to use tlwm too much for ormunnnt
is nlYm-tinn: tu mnkn- judgnwnt wholly
by tlwlr rules is tho humor of 11 sch ,lm'.
ll lH only by labor [but thought can lm
mndc hvultby. and only by thought that
labor can bv mudo happy; and tho two
l‘lllllllll bu m-purntml with lmpunlty.—-llus-
kin.
Thorn in lilllo fricndahip in tho world.
and lt'llsl of all ln-twwn vqnnln. 'l‘lmt
that is, is bvtwwn aupurior and inferior.
whorw forluuvu "my oomph-bond tho ouv
tho ntlwr.
Vu‘tuc- in liltn procinun odors. moat. fra-
grant \vhcn tlwy :u‘u lncunsud or crushed;
(or prnspnrity doth bust duvuvur view but
atlvmmuy doth lu'al discover virtuo.~—llu-
c m.
'l‘lm Snprolnn Ill-lug m-onm to ho distuul
from lhuav who hnve no wish to attain
knmvlwlgm rvupucting him. and Im scouts
to ho wry nmr thom- who foul it wish to
know llllllr—‘ylljlll‘ lem‘.
To whim-o tho groutoat l'l‘rilllL‘l, tlw man
must die to lilntsull‘. must cole to exist. in
his own thoughts. Not until he luv! donc
this, does ho bvgin to do ought. that in
great. or to lm ronlly grvnt.
‘0»
Two Glrln who mlcm lmvc Ill‘flll
lllrn. lluyoumd fill-mlilullvld.
Thu following story is told by it gonlle-
mnn wbola intuuutv with President Hayes
and Proahlent-olnct (larllvld. and whom»
pvrmnnl lrutbfulnosa is vunolml for by
tho (‘lvvolumL 0.. Ill-rum: " In tho town
of llmll‘unl. only twclvo nulua distant from
Clevvlnnd. there lived some thirty years
ago two charming and Mtractlvo girls.
To one of those President Hayes had be-
come an ardent suitor, but the parentu of
tho young lady had vigorously opposed
their courtship. on the ground that. young
Bayou was poor. and gave ovulence of
hardly aulllcicutnbllity to warrant risking
their duughtor‘u future. The match was
brukon olf. and the lady is to-day married
and well-known to Cleveland people. The
other young lady had received attentions
from young Garfield, and was well dia-
poaed to reciprocate them. Her parents;
however, cbjectcd to their intimacy, giv-
ing mi the reason for their opposition the
poverty of Garfield and the anything but
bright. prospecm of bin future. The most
remarkable coincidence: of the courtship
were that both young ladies lived in a
vlllage of not more than five hundred in-
habitants. and both refused two future
Presidents of the United Stolen because
of their poverty.
-—. -«fi—c‘
Be not deceived, ‘Kendall‘a Spavln
Cure‘ is a positive cure when properly per-
severed with. Read advertisement in an-
other column .
WW
I have no more doubt. of the benoflclal
effects of Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver
Cure than I have that. the Geniuses river
empties in Lake Ohmic—Rev. J. 5'. Run-
kin, D. D. Washington. D. 0.
Have Willar’I Balm ol Wild
Cherry alwayl at hand. 1: cures oolda,
Coughs, Bronchitis, Whooping Coughs.
Group, Influenza, Consumption. and all
Throat and Lung Complaints. 5000111:
and 31 tbottlo.
W
Don’t Trail. Them .
When you feel badly, and have pain:
here and there in your body that you
don't know how to account for. ll. is the
most foolish policy in the world tottke
thesdvlca of people who say: "Oh!
there's nothing the matter with you. Let
your-elf clone sud you will come out all
right." Thus folks know nothing «About
“.311qu b. trifling with your life.-
You my hove Kldnoy or leu‘troublo.
Bundrlgbtontudpt n howled Dr.
Dcvldhnedy'fl‘hvonk ' "and.
thanyouwlllbodlrli’hhor,nlutciho
wrung-MN. Y.
, .--—-ooo—--—
' m
aqua!» “Kan-j! "'51
_ v»&_
in
ucionom.
A German Melanin-anus company called
Der Lebensveuloherungamlhohm com-
plains of the irregularity of the malls.
Yet una would suppose it got Ill of its
lettcrl.
W
The Elmira Advertiser any! that pooh
no longer die young. They llve to grow
up with the country.
—-—-——«o——-———
A young lady wrote to aWeatern editor
to know if young women ceased to be
belles upon marriage Was informed that if
they retained their clapper: they didn’t.
W
.. Are we extravagant 1'" ask- a Boston
paper. “ If you pay five cents for a. cigar
when you can beg one. you are," any: the
monamist of the Norriatovvn Herald.
now——
The young ladies of West Philadelphia
have organized a Dickens club. All the
young men at present feel like going to
the Dickens.
W
Father: “ Charley} son no improvement
in your marks." Charley: “ Yes. papa: ll:
is high time you had a serious talk with
the teacher. or else he‘ll keap on that way
forever."
'00."
Never tell a glrl you lovo~hcr
Till you think her pa in willin';
Novor tall a man he‘ll honest
Wlwn you think ha is a villain:
Never think you are so funny
That your wlt will liw forever;
Never use that old exprossion,
Weak and weary: “ Hardly ever."
....,..___._
The baker's curt was standing by the
door. minus tbu baker. Little cherub
climbed up. and. looking into the boxes.
fouled her eyes on cookies and jumble:
innumerable. “Ob! I‘aca good mind to
tuku a cookie." But that. would be very
wrong." said nursc ruprovingly. “ The
bakor won't um um. “ But God will."
snlumnly. I'l know; but ho'll nevar tell
tho bukorl"
—— ~ M
Wu have rovengvd ourselves on tboman
who lot his lmns into our garden last year.
\Vv huvc presumed his wife with A lot of
plants which he will have tho felicity of
lugglng down collvr ovvry‘ night. while
frosts out. and tlwy will bu mru to die
ulmul spring-111nm
' «0' .._ -._.
.-\ nnugbty l'lntl.ulolpl11n paper says the
lulu marriage of an lllinoiu girl to a nogro
was it cusp of color blludncus.
W *‘w-
In tho good old times before llm war a
party in Mississippi bought a plantation
and negro-us on credit. giving a mortgage
on tho proporty. Not long after it was
announcml that tho nugrocu luul all died
from tho cholora. Of courso tho buyer
brown and wont to Tums. Suspicion be-
ing nrousml. the grnvos were «mound. and
won» found to contain loga of wood in
atmul of cloud nogmea. Aftorward tho
pvrpetmtur of llw joke always claimed
that ho had carried out tho doctrine of tho
n-surnwllon—dlm nugrtms worc dead. but
roan again in Tt'xna.
“—0..
Woman have chock mtough to wvm‘
man‘s hula on thvlr hands. but there in
non thing they dare not. do: Not omi of
tlu-m duru rmutm- lwr but in public and
dust oll‘ tho bnld spot.
—-—*~--‘.-——~—~—-
(‘ruvlty to anyliviug oruature allows a
bud lwart. Thu boy who dobgbts in
tortuering n wasp with a pin will surely
come to soum bud and if tho wasp has a
fair show in its buainmu movmuouts.
M.“
“ Clutrloy." said old Mr. \Viscmnn to hit
nupbuw. ”when you marry don‘t look for
riches. or beauty. or accompllaluuenta. or
for taste in dress. Got. a girl who under-
stands how not to catch cold."
WOO-“~—
ltecorder—“ You are very young to bo
stealing forn living. Are you going to
malw that. your profession 9" " Yes. sir;
my fallwr wants me to learn the rudi-
ments thoroughly before I run for office
in (}nlveaton."——Newa.
Wm
The Detroit Free Press is ungallant
enough to state that one reason why wo.
men are not. successful dentists is because
they can‘t get n'grlp with their toes lwhan
pulling a tooth.
——_......__. .
Even the wisest man is sometimes a
fool. For example, the philosopher who
wore his spectacles when ulaop that he
might recognize the friends he might m
in his dreams.
M—
Tbo New Orleans Times notes that “ the
trees are beginning to blush ln anticipa-
tion of their advancing nudeneu ." But
it modestly attributes the poetical remark
to S. S. Cox.
W.—
A pious young man who had a. sweet
heart aimed Grace got in the way of any-
lag grace not only before each mad. but
afwrwnrdu, and about 140 times between
meals.
——————....-—_
Short Del-mom.
.
Love. undying, :01ch love, whose root in
virtue, cm no more die than virtue itself.
It you have talents. industry will
strengthen them; if moderate abilities, ln-
dostry will supply the deficiency.
If you wlah tube as happy as a king.
look a: those who haven't as much as you,
not at thou who hove more.
Flt-amen of put-polo is one of the moat
mace-guy sine" of chamber. and one of
the but instruments of mooeu. Without
it min: wastes in efforts in a mascot lu-
oonsluonclea. ‘
Whoever look: for n frlend without Im-
perfections will never find wlut .119 web.
We lovovounolvu with all. our fault. and
w. ought
nor.
.mmnflmfl hoped be:
u
to loveio‘ur trm $11er 1353- _
Bluestbofiudllyofmmrmgn "
lnpnbmobmtbln from findplo.
£0th gamed]: gatifinel
New York, New Haven &. 1
,. F .H.N aSh&Br08 nan-1mm mam. .
, FD! xxw roux. coma us'r.
GOLDEN 3110111338, Proprlgtou- I , n D m 13.3.“... w-h'm n. 3.3 tuna... Rx.
crnom 1N “sxx'rmm.” surname m " ”m“ 5‘” ;; {tn-58mm. 3:51. ;; fififl"
Walnut-o: Srmr. , - , 6:“ 2: 900:. Dion 2 . a. way. a;
0n tou......n.oot I1: Mush... 01.00 I'm: a” ma aswsarfl {:3}; ,. mm. gfih‘.‘ 1w .
uncle Como-,5 001nm. ' gm :: Amm- ' u, a ' .m I!
rams armour m anwmos. Clundallen. Bnckeli um lamp. Burner: ma Cblm- ”‘l .. W 3‘ “1‘ .. aw“ hr
- ncys. Tlnwua. handmade. boat maul-lab Iron Hollow ‘0': If“ "'1 u N. ll. w‘"
u ware. Kama. Sauce- : af'rln. Gnnlto 1' 11:311., occur. 6'07 u N!" w‘fi
'.'-' or Advert! -" and Iron Enameladwommonsud Ind pulcut do. 2‘: 1. Ex ‘ 6.50 .. ggwd l!
u“. lln. lln. Iln. «151311111. xool. tool. Beultlful Toilet Saul um Mantle Omuneuta. Couch 53m .. va 33$ .. M”
immune :9 00 .100 u no woo woo c1106 :gfgwggfyfiggg {3:15; $313133; aggn‘g 13;; am :2 Exp»... 11.95 “ Damn.
i " 150' 'a'oo"'m m 100 no mo porter- wm. shoetztuc m Copper. Wooden. m. 9?: .. firm
a ' too ‘00 no no can um moo ézménocklghuxin. B (1 Oil 955, .. m
“noun. loo 600 also 850 1 no I on Io oves ea, org an 08 ‘1; 0381mm!» 81mm".
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i I 355 an ion fill—(l VIM iiw ”a, 5:” u ' ' ' ' ‘
6'" ""900'3500 moo"ia'oo":s‘fi‘.oon""noo" JOBBING IN ALL METALS cap. 111.. fl'l'fiiu. l?:§‘f~3“"m
,
w. H.
FOR YOUR CUSTOM MADE
Dress
—-AND
Dr. I}. W HS BENEDICT
03300 at Residence, 102 West
Avenue.
omca hourly—8 to 10 a. 111., and 0 we p.111.
mu
D B k ’
« l . Ill 8 8
OFFICE HOURS ARE 1 to 9. and 6:30
to 7:30 p. m.
OFFICE: 79 anmmoi Srullr. Next Natluul
ll .
GEORGE S. KENDALL.
DUCTOR 0F DENTAL SURGERY
Office. Washington St” Lnuder‘s Block.
South Norwalk. Ct.
Houw. 8 n. 111.. to 12:30.1snd 11m to a p. m.
ernot's Oxuuc GAS ADMINISTERED,
WM. .13. RIDER.
HYDRAU Ll ENGINEER,
And. Surveyor.
l'vrnonnl uttuutlnn givvn to all kind: of Hydraulic
Work. Ducky. Mlllwrlgbtlug. &c.
Ofllcc on Elizabeth St.. South Norwnlk.
'1'": for J aim-u la‘ffvt‘u Turbine Water thl and
11. Motor.
A
lbw
J. 1i." RAififcivfi. m
Bulllerl Contractor.
Work dams by Ilnc [Day or Cou-
ll'lu'l
Shop foot of Franklin St. n
to nursery. l’. O. Box 617.
13. COHEN.
Merchant Tailor.
NORWALK. CONN.
The beat Cloths and the Most Perfect Fit
Wat-ranted. 5 1f
PENSION
and 0th" claim: collected. Deed-I. wrin- and tll
klmh- of lutlcc bulluuu ultcudcd to by
W. s. BUU‘PON,
ofllce luLIudur‘n Black.
entrance
404tf
39¢
a BANK 2
Walkllwm 81.. so. Norm. cm. appeal“ New
Open Dull from No I! Q In Ind from I to I p.
111.. 3nd on gum-any cvenlun from 6 to B.
Wlutumt nllowud m! Dupe-m.
DUI) vr. ELY Pm. A.801.MANH.V1ce~m-t.
vuaunu n.‘KNAPP. Soc. ma Tron. mu
CARRIAGE MAKING
And Repairing-
AT
H. TIL I. Y’s.
aunt an. scum bonwm.
e.—-l Nice Coupe Rocktwly
o'wl'yopfnted adulaood order: also l Two Sand
mu.
Rubber Paint
———m
Won the Victory.
And compelled lt- enemies to place {mu
dulont imitations in the what. —
Wk.
SWORDS
Suits l
Business Suits!
South Norwall Savtnas'
All Genuine Rubber Pdn. t belt- thin,
9 " 11w moo u"‘oo"suo anon esoo mono At Short Notice.
c 1 00 soon coao“"4""uoo‘*“fi"m'ro R Iron Clad Paint. ... . . , -
Harlan-Ind DumlmmeL r: Thebes} potable pulmfnrllu.'ood, brlck cum. ‘ ‘ I . V ‘
muououIOmumuu. “'1“an- Danburv and Norwalk R. R.
-_. w ...__ L"'1!" 0““ '0’ “um", ”18‘!“ strum ARRANGEMENT
Romance our stock Mom purchulna clac- ' '
...._.uo TO— when. Commencing lot-day. Hay 3300 .
TRAINS LEAVE 801711!
9:80 u.1n.. on urn-.1 at
NORWALK.
and New linvon 8:10 I. 111.,th I
R e 1:). oval. 3...... m. “M... 8, mm; s
_ flold. mlvl lu Dunbar: 10:401. In.
H O L L N D 2:3!) 9. 111.. connecting w m expat: lulu luvlng New
1‘ York 1:00 p. 111.. und wlth taint mm
Hprlnglleld. New Baum and all point
I out. arrlvln in Dummy It mas.
4:30 p. 111., commuting wlllh cxpmr. lulu having New
Yprk It .00 p. 111.. and expul- nun hon
Ila-ton, urlv 111: in Dunbar: at 5.15.
' 6:10 p. 111.. coauoc‘un wig 1pc 41.40 5‘qu nun from
. cw arm v11 11 ": .
Invite. the public to can and Ice hlm It his stand in like-din"? ital-z fined; 0n" It ' lap.
, . a e w .
Lander 3 Block. 11:10 11. 111.. m a... .13. "'2 °"‘2°.‘l?‘°i§.mg 1.
. Dan at l: I. m.
. . SEND ‘ l . .
Fine Confeotlonery at mac pgyéll‘naléufi 5713pr " “mfim ‘
OW 1068. in Dunbar-y at 12:00 mldalgbt.
[3" The ma lulu from South Rorwulk will not
THE BEST 1c}: CREAM ""’ “m“- 7"“ ””81 “" WW“ "“ m“
. $03K!!!“ on «rival of 9 p. 111.. GINO-MN"
And ovvrytblnz non: “(l clean. Call tad too. TRAIRS ARRIVE FROM DAN'BURY.
7.42 and 10.31 a. 111.; 1.13 5. m1 .
an 9.10 .m.‘ ‘0' 0.10pm 5“
5'
. ”I. w. macaw. am.
AND _
N fl-RWALK. g
Running Time .
REDUCEDl
More Timmlnd In New
York! [
The-Popular steamert
. l
Americas
l
lttilnxxcu. 17 Eunnrrn Sr. 1“ 'mkull: her regular daily lrlpu l
Learn Soul! Nor-walk ever u oral S
"“NUFACTU RED BY copu-dlfnt had. on arrival of cl tllo all. f “a“ ‘22:?!
) . ‘ y ' 113va was.
The I outsset. Iron “ orks’ Leaving from Fulton Market Slip
Pier "9 East River, at 2.45
- d,
p. 111.. Ind font and 11mm. East Rlvcr at 8|
\. 111.. connocllnc SI‘RELY wlth the min we)?»
cry luaving or 6:12 . 111.. and flew [liven Railroad
Il'fllmi for the mm. Munch can procurc mingle md
('xourulon ticket: for all station» on tlw Dullmry rall-
10?}; at the (‘upuah‘i‘s office on the It?“
mngoru‘ an )a lug: comm to cm! from tho
1! not at South Norw k . 1c of gbugc.
\‘frmhxnuula unrvcd at 111 bolus on board. 480
John H. Smith. Florist; Here We Are Again!
SOUTH NultWALK, CT. With our Popular Stunner and our Manned
«w. Ax!) EXAVINE THEM RESTAURANT
I
\VOUD & GANUNG, Whlcb la fltlcd up 11.83.5131“: mum 8m. um
1‘:qu mwllng once by boat will alway- travel
Jacob M. Layton,
Plro. le 'Illd Accident
Insurance Agt
NOTARY PUBLIC.
(Real Estate and Bonus Agent.
81'3““!le TICKETS. FOREIGN mum.
Washington “not. Oppolln P- 0.
85! SOUTH NORWALK. CONN.
H. a. 'EE'REGORY.
Furnishing
UN DERTAKER
Cor. Main and Mar-ball Streets.
491 u
'1' wd 0 01.1" Srnur. wa You.
GIPSY FLOWER PM
For .alo by
(but way when they learn um they can t an act-l4
le'ut bwakf‘ut or dinner at the nmarlub e low lees.
Having tho boat facilltlm. pamngm um their
'V V
‘l oufie’ 3‘ 3" meals at u: little of the d and ct very short notion.
All kinds 0 Roam Ind the at In the 111mm. includ-
lug Potatoes. and Butler and i nice claw mp-
k1u. only 1) cents. All kind. of Chow. dim. \‘o
tabla- of tll klnda ln llmlr man. 10 mu. 0y 1
and pl Stews. 3» cents. Pm. an own. shell can of
w km I I Ipeclnuty.
Hotlund‘n Molar-mod ICE cam. ble- men-red
for ladies had children. Frank unmask. aka 11nd
New [luau pie: n 1119 REFRESHMEKT COURIER.
T0 ACCOMMODATE EVERYBODY.
pure 1-- an ant. thulr bmkfut from 7 1.111. coma
I In: cue? from 10 to 4:31p. In.. and an month“
an hour In the city for bullion: or pleasure. All kind!
«had med up any mm of the guy.
& Ornamental
PAINTERS.
of onion cook
quickly.
Porter! and (‘lgim ct modern“
u
Pillar Hanger) “killer, Gralner. “Amthepggpgllgoflu. r on draught only scene-pa
glnu. Clo-u waiter! an! 1th ”tendon muted.
En.“ Hcfillllelg to receive your ad patronage. I rennin ro-
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MULLINGS. BROS "W a. R. Acxsn'r.
‘3““'°"“”""“’ ll. Nonalk 61' 513W v
Carrlagfls & Wagons a... fie, ,3? . +
TO ORDER. aluminum or
REPAIRING inallits BRANCHES FINE CIGARS,
New and Second HandW u- an. “.03.“... “h, “mat”; f
' W‘fi‘” .. Glenn Smiling Tallest:
810ml Articles Ganlmlll’5?“i’:
Good- at molecule! at
. “but. . . I ‘
Corner Washington audit-11.1%.
scum nonwmcr. '
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