w m 1. N018“
W A M‘UD PUDDLE
"a uni]. I “do Milt)?" lsaid. ONO
morning. as he sat at the
" Ilt‘ said.
lHI I. “it's such a llnc day.“
’ mw you." said my uncle.
- .. t" {Hill I laughed nicrrily
‘ mi). "say _\cs. dcai‘nnclc.“
.' >.i\iii..:l}'; "tlicrc‘s no {can
or; t'.:i' :i czuitrr."
. .sii :iiaiitx-r. tlicti.n licrw
"w. ll.‘- grim \\ it. "for lic‘ll lircals‘
7.. Inc horsc linsoiilv liccti rid»
by niyse-lf and
*I\V’li't‘
ot't. ll mid I was a lwttcr
.l-~v \\ its lli’ slaldt‘ lni)‘.
. ; \ihv‘! .im‘lu. And I
... in at his iii-ck and kiss- d
A". \ ll\i‘
tivi\\‘ «Ithn
.\ la .‘\f‘«~l‘ii~til‘t- tli.tl \\‘lli\li I did
XI} iiiiclc
llu'. I saw hc \\ :is rc~
.il . i' i:':u~~l llll‘ illV
l'l .
l .
.g \,
...’. ll ' I::.l l“ .l liv-I ilIHl‘l lit tIl‘Il'v
~, 1" l !.l.. lh-H i'.'l \.ll~l lll‘.
; ;." I llll'll; l-l small paved
-. \.1-"..‘. Illrll'lllll,’ as llihl oiio
. ~.\r wi. .l I'ku'kili" lxoi‘w at
1. x ' sill l “.l'l ltlll‘l.l
‘i Ill.‘ lil'i- vii! . I. my ill
‘ :.i' own way. I “isli
. t . é .HJI. )vlli‘.1ll2\r \‘wii'ic
. i ‘ . h. z"
-.. t l.‘.\ ii>.i‘.luu.
.i l1:.\l> tli-l' KY. ll. show you
.. it-nlg {siriitir I\A'\I.l\
v
of his l':.'l!'.::tlll_.
lh‘lltil in:
his silllli‘
. ' .n'rw .;~ \lli'l't .l‘i in. cru‘: if
‘ 4. ix) \ air “xvii \viwt. 'Idlt‘l'l‘,"
'._i: l xx L.‘ :i‘vi-n’t tn ~3iv‘:ili. “,.:-I (Ultl
Z.\_ “Lil. I't-li l'ti‘l-i citilillt‘.‘llltl.
~-: :1» i. vow .itlz'c it' I don't send
by . .. n. .it lit" ii Mr‘l gay. nut
to despair of you. you were so lung. and
came to hasten you. 110‘: waiting in thc
parlor still.“ he said in a malicious whis-
per. “You have my consent. for Iiikc
him vcry well: only who‘d have thought
of finding a husband in a small mud pud-
lIIt‘ 1'"
I slipped past my tormcntcr. preferring
to face cvcu my escort than to run the
giiiiiitlct of my niiclc'a wit. and was soon
amount-ring my thanks to Mr. Templeton.
for as such my iinclc. who followed me
down. iiitrmluccd him.
To make elltll‘l of what chic would be a
long story. what was said in jcut turiicd
out to bc in carncst. for in loss than six
months i bccaiiic Mm. Tetiiplcton. How
it all cunic about I hardly know. but Iccr‘
taiuly did find a husband on that day.
llariy. for that is thc name by wliichI
call Mr. Tcniplvtoii. xiys that I entered
tliv parlor so ii‘aiisfurnicd. my light blue
ltilhlllt tlonting about iiio like u t‘lllud‘
\\I\‘:llll, iii_\' t‘llt‘t‘h.‘ so rosy. my eyes so
bright. my calls playing such hidu and
ka about my law. that. not cxpccting
such an apparition ho lost his hciirt at
once. llcaiiilsv for he knows how to
c iiiipliiiiciit as am“ as i'\'\‘l‘--llltll my gay.
iiitclligi-nt talk. so ditl'crcnt from thc Ill“
lillll’l‘ miss lic had cxpi-ctcil. cotnplctcd
thc lilhlllt‘h".
llni'r)‘ “It: Illt‘ son of :in old ticighlior.
.uirl hail lwcii :tlil‘utlzl for ihroc ycara. and.
llv'l.«il‘i‘ (lull. lattil llt‘f‘ll ln (‘tilli‘gth St) llllll I
but my iinclc rc-
litt‘lllllt‘l‘t‘tl llllll :it oncc. and iiisistcd upon
him staying until Icnuic down. though
”any. from (Il‘ilt‘lu‘y. Would have lcft
ut‘trr Ilt‘ lllilllll‘t‘il about my licaltli. My
tinnh- is ono of thosc who will not be put
oil. and so Harry rcniiiiiicil~“Llic luckicst
tli:::,:.“hc says. "hi- t‘\‘i'l‘ did."
.lli'lu is no“ my favorite stood. for llar~
l'_\' broki- for inc. and we arc all as
happy as thi- day is long. llllL‘lt‘ included:
for iinch- insisti-d on our living with him.
and I told him :it last I Would conscnt.
"it‘ only tw kwp l‘olly \Vilkos from cook~
li.i«l lti'Vi'l‘ St‘t'll hiiii;
him
l:. :zi: Loni ill: i-;‘.t" hail; :isl
ful ,nw E;1".‘l\lv'i‘\tl.‘ l-mk that.
.I
'l.It‘ llml‘,
i..: ii' .‘ ‘ilul Ixiy llflt‘ll‘. "It‘s hot
.
l
All‘
six." I . li-l
..‘; a lowland.
l ‘ . i.l loan to lltt‘
* i l\ l i. \ lliv‘h'lui'“
' .\ il.'_ ;iiul ,\ l
. \\‘..L. . i. .4.
‘ i m. i\»‘~ !\\illi\iI\l:.
hi
i V “; «ft-lullaii
\\ m. :i. itl‘nl T
\\rill\l'3 l
- siisu .
'1 2‘ l.:‘llllllii
, 1:. «.i'izvi-i} Iguv
.‘l. . .i
l k} I vv 5. \\i ' lil‘T. lillt
5 g . v - iv .. a, la. : m i!»
l , . o \\.t\ \_ ilixt I li'inl t.-
' - . . > i a t i» in: m ha
i .i . \\ ,svlcillwlli'll.
_ i “i, i w T“ 'n N
\\ ‘ pix ~ . i ll
iltl
. .2 4J1. l-ti: ‘tl'ltlt‘llly cumin;
.L. " Inst! ~l.l'! «I will \;lt‘\‘ll'i‘vllh"
3.. . ‘J‘v‘ z-Z .i ‘\ . l. . i who‘l‘
.l‘hlll u .\ :’ .ml. mil 5. . lilt‘Ii liis‘
it xtm“ t'i. .:t‘ir~ ‘1. ;i:.l, lill‘l
:.Ii.é.;t.l§ 1:le iiqvlliii
.g. :3.i :'
‘ :lic
tin; lil‘ tlllllll'l‘.“
;s.mw old mull hint. for Ll li\iii=,:.
mind iiiltiirc ilui not
.
Elii'.
To which hc answcrml.
lawl‘lll‘; :i! Harry; "You scc what a spit-
ltii'i- II is; and you may bless your stars if ‘
)v‘ll d-ii‘t l'llt'llll' day slic and“ out to
Illtil ii liiisliaiul."
, Qt.
'l‘lic furnish-41 l-‘ulitc.
.\t‘-\illl~lli)tl1‘il1l)' “min ~.llllll'.::ll‘lill!l~l in
march of «our oii~ who might IK‘ iticliiu d
t u :i r. iigi ill-illsl'llli‘. \\ Ilt‘l‘. lac canicupoii
TELII \\ .i.~ lll t:.c tI iys “Ilt‘ll (‘lNI'
tish put hi. :i h .11» mi :i.i:~ «oi-r thc claiii
irilw. iillilIlil‘tltlllr‘ll141'Ilelt stuck up his
now :it {hit I' ii'ticii‘..ir clam :iiiil lu-gan.
it (Lilli.
ii :il‘~‘ :iiilduLg :i\\:i}' at tli‘s
\Vllllt‘ 1
our» ;.
:iuxc Ji'llt‘l t'}|"l nvcr .i lhuusunl iiiilcs iii
tlic in»: {my cocks,"
" I an: lilllli‘ commit." rcivliml tlic clam:
" I am rutlmr L! .ir sightvd. slow on foot.
llilt‘lltl travcl
Ninthcrol" n- iiiakc oicr a living.
.iiid l 'llll snthllwl if yoiiarc."
" Yrs. but you haw such an outlandish
simian." slu‘l‘l‘t‘il lll!‘ cud. “ \Vliy. tlici‘c‘s
livlllh‘t‘ hnul. nor iail. our logs. nor arms
to you. Your c_\ cs ni'x- st‘.tlt‘\‘l_\' to lu- .st‘t‘ll.
.in.i oin- llllli‘ grin for :i ccnt would split
lllt‘ It)
_\' lll' \\ lwlv I‘m'v nth-ti."
" .\l} l'}’i'.~lilt‘ ploiiiv largc ciioiigli to
‘l‘!’ that no two tisl: in tlzc occnn ngrcc.“
Liriiy rvixhv-l tho \‘inlit. “ and N‘t'lll: this.
I haw no cnusc to ~inih~. \\'liiit you say
.ismiit my form is true. but I makc good
chumlcr. for all that. and I havc nobonce
to ll'IilllIli' thc throats of humanity.“
.. Wril. I‘m thankful that I wasn‘t born
TL. lx‘_:itl :ii. i will my il.ips in a (\‘tnddntnk.
.l., i 1\ll. ‘. :4» .i.’ ~ lav sl i» i;
x l\ ’ . i t-v ill} imuiul
. isti'*llill«l “It's \ilIvtle
.. ,‘.>:l t‘; lls ‘l 2“.“ .t‘It'E
.. g ' t‘ v :11»? lminl mt
‘ l‘..‘ ‘vli.lllllt.;."‘tlill~
‘ “ l-i I‘m} wit
4‘ , ‘\ :i m3. ii.:c.c. “It [i
.1“ . l lryml now. .lilll tubs;
{I I: .\ izi :l Zi}'illl‘:l. I m glii;
.::ul I lwgnii to im‘l'i my;
hclii you. mus Vllxitlx‘ui) snail
.l_\ \Hi 1*.
. . ml no .i 5.3mm, mzui. té‘ci
'I ‘ l.’ (l “iiiai‘ ltl’l..ll't
Z I .‘ .muvrl It) l:l}' t‘i t‘t‘ls'. Iiiitl"
. ‘ . .2. .,,.:.int .\‘i:.kill\tl aLitlni.
. .' - ;.:.: .t‘ izn «li‘css I would
., ..-~. . 4.; in spitmt ii._v~:‘it’.
‘1‘.» , I. .. .t . wick six lili‘ltz‘a move
. p .. £1. . . .mfitllng-sh’lt‘l
' . at: r-ii .... r: :-. it} that it as im-
. r .; _ f... L. i: it was made. My
.1 i i 3N.” (‘Illtl\\'. (it? I lilt-J
woo-I3 iicin :i I fell in
It l.\ :iiv' full. Kw),
.t..: min 3.» ho spuakc turticd to a.
' it, and taking the top
; .iltft‘tl it across the paddle. then
lLH arm around my \\ aist. he
w out. though not wttliout lcnvtng
behind. Whilc he was fishing
’;:. I ~tole behind an enormous oak.
- i:._\' blushing face and scrape the
2. ; ‘. Erma; my ftdlllgxfiklfl‘
" L: t tt‘n- su» you lionic. he said.
mount again. I'll lead the
l tin-n- Will be no chance of his
‘ r;_- EIL‘ trick."
.; 1 mt azi‘wcr for shame. but: When
i . r-ulllll‘ murmured something about
:1: will-ta; him."
1 ~ no {tr-chic. not the least." he re-
’ ‘Iitilvlll’lg hat in hand like the night-
.;-~r. and still retaining his hold
I t w bridle; "and I really can‘t let
. .tiune, for tho colt is as vicious II
.2: .o Malay. Iaok a: his ears. and
yes. I saw you coming down
.- .i.:. and [expected you to be thrown
"Ivy? moment. till I saw how well you
P N ,r would it have happened if he
‘ .. : Wheeled and stopptd. like a trick
.2; :i. circus."
lint tell how soothing was this
' v _.il way of excusing my miehep. I
‘t \- .t glallt‘t‘ under my eyelids at the
\ “our. and saw that he was very bomb
ml genitcmnnl’y. and cpporently
“J ‘4’- ux and twrnty or several years
“W“ than myself.
i Let h’lped that uncle 'uuld be outio
332- 21.4.1. uni-looking the men: but u we
“Eb-Ml ihe fitte.‘ii' him Maxwe-
‘r‘iuziy. at too open window; “by
1... Km time I bod opens; to the ground,
‘3? time out. his eye- Marmot.
lilal not. due bu crop, but burning to my
W‘ art. acid: "My uncle. air; won‘t you
"M m 3" end then ruched opium.
1:13.ng Jul! on their. jut «I hid
M. then rucksack-any done—-
lL‘E‘ii't‘.
‘,v\
n
‘wzii
g'ml .
; t‘_\'r\l Il i' llllll.
I go t‘\r‘l'} \\ iict‘v‘. I titlic in all tlic (rim
i=iiiclsm, Mimll tish four inc, and lug
:‘iu's «xiii't cutcii inc. Soc how I glidc
8r iiiritl.”
'I‘iim' ul took a n'ii‘vlcni‘uiiiiil to show oil.
’5 ..,..{ H” i... lp~.ltl. lloul‘islilu; his Lu]. and
(mt; It.‘:\t‘ill
" i Ziti any oi” tho clam family do half of
{it‘ll
“As Ian I lit-fore. quietly replied the
chin. “n'c \vt-rv not cut out fur either
What Ican't dol
u
. t‘atnl‘s or .‘lt‘l'UlHlIs.
= ii't .dom- and don‘t worry over.“
.\t tint: iimiiicnt a ilsii hook lllt‘z‘ly
lutiewl «imp; ml down Ik'IWi-‘dl Illt‘lll.
"Now if you had ii iittlc iuorc mouth
V ii c: uld got cnuiigli at one gulp to last
i'ctiiat‘itcil the coil, as Ilt‘
you all day."
“As it is you may stand
2 by and sce inc takc in that hanquct. Just
scc “hat mouth Will do for one in this
world."
He opened his mouth, made a dive for
the bait. and was about to wink at the
clam with his left eye when he was sud-
denly pullcd out of the watcr and lundcd
in a boat.
"I mink.“ miittcrcd the clam, as he
closed his shell. "that it is a great deal
9.
meat next flood tide. ‘
Mott“; It. is everything in knowing
Win-ti to shut up.-—D€tmit Free Press.
"*4...
A Liberal Bdltor.
“'e were grieved to read. the other day.
of the death of one of Michigan‘s jollieat
pioneer editors—~almost the last. man of I
band who published weeklios in the State
when a coon skin would pay for a column
" ad.“ and three bushels of corn. dumped
on the office door. stood for c year’r sub
scripiicn. Never a publisher was more
liberal with his space. It was herd work
for him to charge for anything except the
tax list and mortgage sales. and be men-
uml abort even on them. One day. in
the years gone by. his paper copied an at»
tack on a county otficial. and old kick
was dozing at his desk when the injured
party stalked in and begun
" You are a coward, WM!”
" Mebbe I cm,” In: tbeeditor‘l oomph
cent reply.
" And I can lick you, sir—lick you out
of your wrinkledold boots!” p
“ I goes you could." answered“. a
be burned the wrapper of! his only ox-
cbcn . .
“ If: going to written m «Bill
you a fool. liar. coward. our. m.
and bodymonber.,oodgo our to look
end pumice-equine to lave it pub-
licbed.’
"Heyf'quritfdtbo dd no! a be
“I'll pullvomIII-bhnfl
publilbodl“ ; 1
II
”“3! My
‘_“.,..“ui
m
wee-s..-
mym*-tm;!mu 5“me
flown-Mg“. “30”..
SOUTH NORWALK, CONN, WEDNESDAI. NOVEMBER _4. 1880.
word. just an be said. and thrown in the
out of a horse or n atump~piiller free 8n-
tltl. but the official cooled ofl.—Defrot‘¢
PM PM“.
"fi.
llllllonl.
The following twenty men are «time-
ted to be worth the sums followmg their
names:
William H. Vanderbilt. . . ... 31001)“).000
Fair. of California. . . . . . . . .. . 150.000.0011
Flood. of California. . . .. . . . . . 50.000-000
Macklc. of California ...... . .. 50.000.000
August Belmont. . . .. . . . . . . . . 80.000.000
Senator Shawn ............ .. 15.000.000
SenatorJunea................ 30.000.000
Actor. of New York. . . .. . . . . . 75.000.000
James 0. Bennett. . . .... .. . . . 30.000.000
JayGould.............. 75.000.000
Russell Sage. . . .. . . . ....... .. 75.000.000
SJ.Tildeii.................. 95.000.000
chnc. of Now-York ......... 20.000.000
Solon lluinphreyii. . . .. . . .. . .. "5.000.000
Sidney Dillon... .......... .. 15.000.000
Edward t‘lark ................ 25.000.000
Oakcai Amos. jr ........... . . 15.000.000
Perry ll. Smith of Chicago. . . ”5.000.000
Pctci‘ (‘oopcr ................. 20.000.000
Picrrc Lorillard .............. l5.000.000
”r ‘> ’
Abrcnce offllud.
“ Hpcnkiiig of abscncc of mind." said
the Rov. Sidney Smith. " tho oddest in-
stance happened to me once in forgetting
my name. 1 knoclicd at a door in Lon-
don. and iiskcd if Mrs. was at. lioiiic.
' ch. sir: pray what. name shall I say I" I
looked in the man‘s face iistoiiishwi.
What namc? Aye. that is tho qucstion—
what is my name? I liclicvo that the
man thought me mad. but it is true that.
during the space of two or three niiniit-ii
I had no more idea of who I was than i!
I had never existed. I did not know wheth-
er I was a dissentcr or a layman; I felt as
dull as Stcrnliolil or Jenkins. At last. to
my rclict'. it {lashed across my mind that I
was Sidncy Smith. I licardnlaio of n clcr‘
gyman. who wcnt jogging along on a road
iiitil he came to a tnrnpikc. ' What in to
‘ l’ny. sir? for what ?‘
pav?‘ he asked.
askcil tlic turnpike man.
llul‘m‘. to be anrc.‘
lioriic'.’ Thcrc is no liorsc. sir!‘ ‘Nohorsc?
(lad lilcss "103' said he. siiildcnly looking
down lu-txvccn his lcgs.
on liomi‘hack.‘ "
«o
.3 tinnitus!" l-‘ciirf‘iil l-‘all.
.\ frightful balloon accident occm‘rcd
Monday at (‘oiii‘lii-voic. iiciir l'at‘is. Franco.
tlic novcl and iii-riloiis ascent of a gym-
nast. August Navarro. who had voliin.
trupcsc sustwtidml from a Montgollicr lial~
louii. Ill-jccting thc advicu of hystiindcrs.
XilVfll‘l‘t’l‘t‘fllfit‘tl to allow liiinsvlf to ho
tin] to tho triipczc. 'l‘hcrc was no car at-
tached to thc balloon. .\t about Ti o'clock
ings and rosc inajcsticiilly in the air Na-
viirrc. hanging on to the trapczc. ap-
pcarcd contiilunt and rciwatcully saluted
the sis'ctators. \thn. limvcvcrtlicluih l
loon had i'caclicd a height of hourly 3.000
i‘cct. tho crowd was liot‘i'illcd to son him
lct go tlic liar and fall. Tllt‘ dcsccnt was
watchwl in lircatlilccs cxcitcnicnt. A)
last thc body rciichcd tho ground. strik~
iiig With such force that it made a holc in
tlic mirth tivo fect (loop. and rebounded
four yards. It was crushed and inanglcd
2
ilinost bcyond rm‘ognition. .
‘»»~———-
“ In In Infancy."
Last war the Barnum show and tho
London circus. owned by James A. Bail
li~_v. run in opposition. and Mr. Barnum
con fcsscd that the London was about the
toughest opponent he ever met. So much
iiiipn-srwd has become tho “ Prince “ that
he has consolidated the two great octah-
lisliuionts. the proprietors being hercaftcr
I’. T. Barnum. James A. Bailey and James
L. Hutchinson. The Barnum show or-
rived at Bridgeport yesterday morning.
and the two are now together in the new
and clcgant winter quarters just being tin-
ishcd in that city. The two great cuter-
prisoa. joined as they are for thc next
summcr. will make the most unique. elab-
orate and extensive amusement affair ever
put on the road.
tho London to Europe. but. the two will be
run together in this country next year as
a great wholegach one retaining it: iden-
tity as now, . The grand opening will take
place in New York in March. and Bridge-
port will be the first pause from there.
Mr. Barnum declares that ” the show buc-
iness is merely in its infancy."
many——
A well-knownlady artist, resident in
mm... m be a clam Du a sanddmuk than a "Rome. relates that while sending one day
god in a :‘iahboat. but I‘ll be open to argu. near the statue of Apollo Belvldere. she
suddenly became aware of the presence of
a. country woman. The new comer. o well-
to~d9~looking American woman. intro-
duced herself as Mrs. Buggies of B
Missouri. and then acked:
.. Is this the Apollo Belvidere i "
Miss H-—-— testified to the identity of
the work. and the tourist than said:
“ Considered a great statue ? "
The interogoted lady replied that it was
generally thought. to be one of the mar-
terpieces of the world.
“ Manly beauty and all that sort of
thing?” said tbeledy fromtbe land of the
letting sun.
“ Yes.“ responded the now mad or-
tist. " It in aid to be one of the noble»
nation- of the human franc.”
" Well." exclaimed Mn. Rugglu, cloc-
ing her Baedekcr, and with uni: ekiuiboo
ukingnlutccdeurne-tlook “thema-
ble, “ I‘ve to the Apollo Belvidere and
Nwmulauidglvemc Routes.”
W Bulletin.
—---—”———--
WII, the founder 9! the home-
potbic school. no one dcy conmltcd by c
: wealthy English lord. 'flic doctor lb-
“ patiently to the potion. He took a
lull pbiol. opened it. end held it under
his Mp5 non. “Smelll Well. you
named.” ‘ ‘11:. lord uked in comics.
“Hovnmbdolmycur' “Athena-
ud was." was the reply. The kind in.
m Med out a book no“ end bold
It udlr the We no... “ Snell! Well.
you untold."
7%—
mull-claiminmdih
1-“ M _......
‘Why. for .in t
'Yuur horse. air? what (
\ large crowd hail iisscinblcd to \vitiii-ss l
ccrml to pcrforin a lillllllu'l‘ of fciits on a l
cyi‘lc.
l
i
heard you say
808 Illt‘.
Wmmum= MM‘ "
where it has
mign orator.
profit cut of
you know."
The Boston
wise piece of
known her at
nic.
“'IHI ll Sl‘l‘lllllll
when a parisl
two years hc i
sum he is no (
to have some
that. she kcpt
A \Vciitct'n
" I iiiulcmta
A 'l‘anncr cl
icrfcctiun tnk
\vifc conic tot
casino to pack ii trunk.
v—Am<’ , ~~
lllnri'ioil lifc
" You don‘t
you. t‘lara dear.“
ilicd t‘lara dear;
n
moment you
girl grown up
is dyibtful if
in her case.
When Mr.
fully."
b
i’tletgc.
ecu, “be
be
playing the ghost.
made was l0 not finding out beforehand
”woo.
ll U-OBOUI.
-——-
The boy: take the girl: out. and the
girls take them in.
Such in life.
We o——--—
“ There‘s no place like home.“ repeated
Mr. Henpcck. looking at c motto. and he
heartily added. “ I‘m glad there isn‘t."
MO»
The bee can deliver a stinging retort
and yet keep his mouth shut.
This is
the advantage of the com-
The plumber iii getting his head in good
order to figure four pounds of solder to
eccli pindiclc leak in a water-pipe.
w..—
Why was the whole that Iwallowcd Jo-
nah like a nillkman who has retired
independence b—Bocuuu he took c
n
great
the water.
NW N.
“Never borrow trouble.“ said a bun-
band to his wife.
if she can.“ cxclaiined the next door
neighbor. "ulic never return anything.
" 0h. let her borrow it
«or——
Cimri'cr gives tho following
advice to bachelor random:
“Never marry it girl unlcsc you have
least three dayu and at a pic‘
_,‘>_ __
Ilcv. Dr. Hall said cvcry blade of grass
. 'I‘lic iii-xt day he was
amusing liiiusclt‘ by clipping his lawn.
iiuiwr said: “That‘s right.
doctor; cut youfiacrmona short! "
MOO—e“
An American lawyer is now attorney
general of the Sandwich
Islands. If in
iocsu‘t own the entire coun-
try and hold the king‘s note for a large
‘rcdit to the American bar.
-—--«O——-——-
A man in Binghaintnn. N. Y.. wanted
fun with an old lady by
The only mistake hc
a shotgun in the house.
woman. who married the
icxtdziy after her liuribandfii death. ex-
‘llHt il hcrwlf on tho ground that tlicrc
was a whulc haul in the collar. and shc
was afraid it would spoil il' shc didn‘t get
‘1 thought I “"‘k‘ i-iomu mic to hi-lp cut it.
- m 7—w—
iiil." said Illl‘ (lalvcstoii rc~
corilcr. “that you arc acoiitii‘iiicd drunk-
urd 1'“ “ iliit‘s whar you is too soon. jcdgc.
liiiii‘t. lici-n coutirinmi in no church yit.
but dc bliic light Ilaiplisos is gihlicn ii-‘itiii a
H‘Illl ob worry
u
about inc.
,W“
Hinco bicycles liavc bccuinu no fashion-
able it. is pi‘iipuiicd to popularixc tho wheel-
iarrow by changing its name to the uni.
ll' sonic of our swell youths \vould
organize a iiiiicyclc club thi-y might poi-i-
sibly carn cnough to pay for cigarettes.
00.
uh. to ho coinpoued Nitlrcly
the balloon was lct loosc from llfi iiioor- of fast young iiicii. izi to ho t‘amllllshl‘tl in V
t‘licyciinc.
’0'.
cs it back scat and lcts his
lic front \vlicn thcrc in oc-
rcuclies tho acme at” liappi~
ncss when a Woman can cat crackers in
mil without any complaint. from her hun-
baud.
.’
know how glad I am to ace
“Oh. yes. I do.“ rc-
“Jolinny told lllt‘ lie
you would rather die than
9.. '
A young man inarricd a ilcaf and dumb
girl. but soon aftcr ahc recovered both
spccch and hearing. and he has applied
for a divorce.
oun swindle.
Honeys it iii an outrage-
._.._.....___
According to the national debt of the
world this old terrestrial ball in worth
about, ninety cents on the dollar by public
auction.
a- .. . . ed...“
An Iowa farmer says. “ We raise four
hundred bushels of potatoes to the core
here. which would be a big thing if we
didn‘t misc insects enough to out ‘em all
It was the idea to send up.“
w—W ,
One firm in Chicago running 3 china-
were store is doing business under the
name of Pick Sisters.
ried pair of brothers might go to kick
Sisters and make a bargain.
“woo——
The sensation experienced upon rising
to cddrcu an audience for the first time in
very much like that of web first essay at "'- and may be main; Wl‘h your life.
bomback riding. Only wane. You 1901 You may have Kidney or Liver trouble.
as though you were on top of Bunker Hill Send “8“ 0‘“ “d 8" a home 0! Dr.
Monument and the audience were ii pack David Kennedy's “ Favorite Remedy " ”Id
of wolves rccdy to “allow you up the “193 You will be ‘11 right, 01' write to the
Any likely unmar-
fell. Thin is cutberitlc.
—--—-..O-—-—-
An Indian girl baby was born recently
with two heads. It liar been acid that. Wm
heed- m better than one, but when that
to the doing-uptick age, it
she will admit that they are
——...-——-
“ You wouldn't take a men‘s last «at
for a cigar. would you f" “Certainly, I
would.” remarked the proprietor.
here it in than." passing over the cent,
“ give me the cigar."
—-——ow———
' 'Well.
Meginnie’ attention we.
called to the molten lava flowing from the
outer of Mount Vesuvius. on bin an: and
only view to the land of bond organ, be
very actually liked how Q9 “poorer;-
ter come to overload it: M I0 Grid-
-—*—_
Anuuhoppymorrhgohlikecnoloctrlc
make-manombctm
u,
Ambdocdnwinlivccfhr bin—and
00““th ~
———o~o——-—-
meootcnokeccuer ho abort
unleahemittoolou.
*—
"n Jon- manna-van.“
and um fellow
. on o, luau“
' lila especial benefit.
Many a man who can pack a cnhcua to that a hill ho introduced. at thc coming
STATE KIWI.
car apt-lugs.
tent of 02.000. Iii-tired for 01,000.
alcoholism.
improved and eular .
tween ave Benton girls acorns to be well
patronlkcd at the Hartford opera house.
Can the fever be breaking out again 1’
The simultaneous diupquGco.
Gardner. aged forty. and Mrs. Fox. aged
twenty-eight. of Norwich. lends the de-
cortcd wife and husband of the respective
parties to suspect an clcpcment. It in cup-
poeed that the guilty pair have called for
Florida.
Matthew chctman. a mason living in
Grecncvlllc and employed on the new ex.
tension of the Broadway school-house in
Norwich. became entangled in a rope used
for hoisting mortar to the top of the build.
ing and was thrown to be bottom of the
cellar. He struck on his back and was ac-
vcrcly bruised and shaken up.
Saturday night two young colored men
in Norwich became intoxicated and kept
np their spree through the night and Sun-
day until noon. when it ended in a quar-
rel. and one of them. John Carter. was ac-
vcrcly cut in the face by a razor in the
hands of the other. by name Joseph Wash-
ington. They were both arrested and
lockcd up. Carter‘s injury is not consid-
ered aoriuuii.
The Hartford Sunday Globe has decided
to drop the word “ Sunday " from its
title. It. reasons that other weekly papers
do not inecrt the day of the week in their
heads and call themselves the Peoria
Thursday Bugle. etc.; and besides. cer-
tain church pocplc who buy the paper
Saturday night and road it before Sunday
don‘t like to have the word " Sunday "
givo thc imprcssion that tlicy doiccratrd
that. day by purchasing and. perusing a
secular ncwsiuuwr.
oc'w—-—~
“ Everything good in a man loans on
noun-thingliiglicr.“ So docs cvcrything
bail in him for that Inaltcr. as \vitiicss his
rcliiiiii‘ii,iiii ii lainp~pust whcn his lcgs
prov c fnithlcss.
._fi.__...r -.....
Presidential l‘cuuloiu.
(‘tmrli-Itawu s. (7. New: cud t‘orirlcr
It is better for Uciicral Grant and for
the country that the United States have
hi ' kimping. and ii iii \visai‘ to pro
or him as cx-prciildcnt; than to
ysoinc new tangled sinecurc for
Our proposition is.
session coiifci'ringapcnaion of twcnty
thousand dollaraa year for life on each
t‘X~|ll"t‘.‘lltIt‘lll oftlic United Statcs. the
single condition being that thopcnsion
shall come it‘ tho (‘X‘pl‘t‘filtlt‘n‘ aliall ac
coptany public cttlcc. It may some-
times cost the people as much as sixty
thousand ilolliini a year. but this is a
bagatclle in comparison with what will
be gained in avoiding the occasion of
s :iiidiil. and in declaring tho wish
of the people that he who has bcen Pros-
idriit aim". for the rest of his life. be rc~
licvcd from tho necessity of entering the
political arena. or engaging in trade or
commerce. The present. Congress is .
Democratic. and. while the Presidential
pension bill should not be treated as a
party measure. we should expect it to re~
ccivc the support. of the senators and
congressmen from the South.
W,“
Iluvc “’tstur’s But-am ut “’lld
(lliurry ah 'ays at band. It cures colds,
Ganglia. Bronchitic. Whoop‘ng Coughs,
Uruup. Influenza. (kinsuuiptlon. and at
Throat and Lung Complaints. 50 centl
and $1 abottlo.
Don’t Trust 'l‘licm .
myuu feel badly. and have pains
here and there in your body that you
don‘t know how to account for, it is the
moat foolish policy in the world totbke
the advice of people 'who say: “Oh!
there's nothing the matter with you. Let
yourself alone and you will come out all
right." These folks know nothing about
Doctor at Readout. N. Y.
—-—-00O———
llow llapptncu Iii Secured.
Happiness is the absence of pain or on-
noycncc. and wherever there is pain then:
is discus. A pain in the lower portion of
of the body inductee a disorder of come
kind. If there in any odor or color or de-
posit in the urine it meme disease and re-
quire- iittention at once. We have heard
many of our friends ape“ of the remark-
able power of Warner“- Sofc Kidney and
Liver Cure and are convinced there in
nothing .0 certain and nimble for all die-
orderl of the urlncry system both male
and female. ..
Nothing like it! What? Kendall's
Spun: Cure. Reed their cdverticement.
——-'-—-ooo——-— .
‘OAIemdcr the Great
wept become there were no more world:
to conquer. but the proprietors of pr.
Piano’s Fault edict": whclnvefoond
knees-rytoej pa bracket the
Work“ Dilpcnw attention. Enghpd,
inmate-apply from that great ecli-
nerclcl emporium than remedial b‘l
The mm Steel company of Bridgeport,
be: received 3 ire-tern order for 10.000
Patrick Glltford‘e lee home at Hartford
wail damaged by the Monday to the ox-
Alfred E. Buckingham. late of Fitch-
ville. died inabiirn at Willlmantic last
Saturday. a victim. any: the Bulletin. of
The Roman Catholic church in Fair-
flclil is being moved about an eighth .of a
mile too new site. preparatory to being
The thirty-six hours walking match bo-
' 3on1]: ant-wall: 3mm;
comm Home, Proprietorl.
WAIIIIOI'OI Stun.
uncle «pm. I (lean.
rm: 8'13!th m “WWI.
‘IP-I Of Li'qukllc
35“. Ha. 01M“. “.1" 331$):ch tccl.
im‘uiigiuo‘ “on u“oo"'itu‘€u no t
“ 156‘ mi to m roe“ no i‘a‘i'ii
i . m loo‘uo in 000 um mo
mouth!” OW 3“ l '
1““ «on 100 can um «no icon ai‘o
_ ‘lefiliw ia’i'o' .‘iioo‘u'fi'ifim‘viféi
i"‘““' a ro"eo"oo“WaTum
’5 “ ii WWTm‘Wm
Manama-Mummy.
lacuxottcummhwtlm.
W. E. SW ORDS
30R YOUR CUSTOM MADE
Dress Suits!
Business Suits!
Ill'. G. W LlS BENEDICT.
()ch at Incidence, 102 West
Avenue.
Office boom—8 to 10 a. m.. and 0 we p.111.
too-it.
Di. Burke’s
OFFICE HOURS ARE 1 to 2, and 6:30
to 7:80 p. :11.
OFFICE: 70 Wunmriamli‘ Stun. Next Notion!
ii .
GEORGE E. KENDALL.
DOCTOR OF DENTAL SURGERY
Office. Washington St.. Laudcr'a Block.
South Norwalk. Ct.
Hours. 8 a. in.. to 12:30. and 1:30 to a p. tn.
Nimous Oxwi: GAS ADMINISTERED.
WM. B. RIDER.
HYDRAO LI ENGINEER,
And Surveyor.
l‘cnioniil attention glvcii to till kind: of Hydraulic
Work. Docks. Millwrightmg. sbc.
Ottloe on Elizabeth St.. South Norwalk.
A int for Juncs la-tl‘ct‘u Turbine Water “'Ilt‘t‘l Ind
Bile 'iiu Motor.
" .r.’ a. naviuofiblw
Bi dirt Contractor.
Work done by the Bay or Gou-
tract
Shop foot of Franklin St. ncttr entrance
to nursery. l‘. 0. Box 017. 404“
B. C()ll LIN.
Merci-int Tailor.
NORWALK. CONN.
The boat Cloths and the Most Pci‘l‘cct Fit
W‘arranted. 405 tf
PENSION
and other clnlnil collected. Deed-i. wriiii in d all
kind; of Justice biinlucu attended to by
W. 8. BOUTON.
0010c in Lauder-i Block.
3“
South Norialt Saints
BANK!
wmwm .91.. So. Nowell. 0.. Onion“ MW
0pc“ Dull from Oto ll I. am. Ind from i to I p.
m.. and on tin-day evening: from 8 to 8.
Wliitemt allowed on Depcutte.
IIDLIY P. ELY Pros. A. SOLMANS. Vice-Pm“.
D JOHN thkh‘Al’P. Soc. ma 'l‘rcu. way
And Repairing
AT
mm 512. sowmtiyaix.
e —-1Nicc Coupe Roi: m
figfim gialiil‘lmbd order; also 1 Tyre booted
“ISO" .
Rubber , Paint
Won the Victory.
And compelled the enemies to place .fnu
,du‘lcnt imitations in the whet. _
Au Genuine Rubber Paint been on
mm 1:- ,
OFFICE IN “SINTINIL” BUILDING
0-. immuwlaoiux filo-til“ ".00
Jonnmc m ui. HETALS
‘Atshon Notice.
Iron Olod Punt.
F.H.Nash&Bros
“Mm-lb). t ti .M Item.
“has... “I"
Luge- Ccaku for (kupoele, cheep.
“manta” our lack before W clac-
WHOLE c.5955"? if
New level: a.
New York,
Hartford Railroad .
W com m.
tltt’l. a. Wuk‘gtolix. Lilo.- ’ II.
Mum am pm at “I “ 3W a.“ u m,
t: “ full... :8: I: . m
. “ can. . Wu;
' 0.“ " Am. 0.! “ gain
' 7.04 “ Action. ma “ 8.8. .~
. tats “ Inca Ix. m: [1.“ m
8.1! ‘: Action. 1.6 ii w
Chadd!“ Bucket-cadmium cud mill- “t: « wbculg a}: u R R “k“
non 'l‘inm. handmade. but meta-tor tron Hollow 3 I P- " Am ‘ 0.! u “‘3‘ "
ware. Enameled Kettles. Smoo- - m. Gmltc m .. ' ‘ no .. ‘10:?le
and Enameledmumcnsul Mutant do. ‘u u :33: a” u 3.
Bountiful Toilet Sen and Neath mu. Coach 3.0! « Am M « fl”
sbellcfor Notifying lawn- bytbc bbl.. deco: outw- 0.04 u m u“ u MIL
[locum Only “out: that disc directLv with the im‘ 0.83 M Action. ‘
glam Wire Shoot line and copper. W . ch N8 u we. « ‘ .
W Buckingham WOW. .3] u m m
Stoves, Heaters, Ranges and Oil 0' 8mm“ u
8.0? c. 13.. mm . . m n.
Stoves l “ Smut. ‘3 1 l8 ”PIN. ll. Ink.
HOLLAND
Tie
Lauder-’3 Block.
Fine
OW was.
THE BEST ICE CREAM
And everything neat and clean. Grill and Ice.
R. e m oval.
Confectioner.
Invites the public to cell cud Ice bun ct his stud in
I(fonf‘ ctjonery at
cruci- ' from
viii; in Doubcrym at 7:18 p.
wlth from for “tabloid.
Iii.
”Mel ,
“:10 p. 111.. freight. wig: M cur. calving In
5. m
1 . .
SUNDAY mu: Wt. in. stopping“. on m one.
10:40 11. an. 8010) mltkévligt‘gow cu. calving
u an . doubt.
W’nie 11.10tnliiyfrcm South Nornlk vial not
{an Seturdayn. The I040 111.. Sunday mini“! no
- Y {nucleon-14mins panama-horn)!"
or .
TRAINS ARRIVE FROM DANBUBY.
l-‘lrc. um sod Accident ‘
NOTARY I‘UDLIO.
STRAIN“? TICKETS. FOREIGN DRAWS.
soc'ru NORWALK. coax.
S.
851
H.
Furnishing
UN DERTAKER
Cor. Mala and Marshall Sim".
Bruckner. if Runnrru Sr.
MANUFACTURED B?
The Pocasset Iron Works,
7 and 9 Curr Srnxrr. Sim chx.
OIPSY FLOWER POT
For Sale by
Jflllll H. SOHO]. Flflllsl,
SOUTH NOR WALK. CT.
(9! tf
CALI. AND EXAMINE THEM.
WOOD R’. GANUN G,
House, Sign
&« Ornamental
‘PAINTERS‘.
ciiiiiii MAKING
Etc.
Jacob M. Layton,
Real Estate and Boone Agent.
“neutrino: III-cot. oppooltc P o.
(i-REG’ORY.
742 Ind 10.8) o.rn.: 1.! 6. .
. mmophmzcmmdwpn Sun
AND
Running Time
YOI'I! “ ‘
The Popular Steamer:
A mericus
O .
ls condom!“ dolly tripe
Leaving Saut‘li Norwalk cvcrv mom! (Sun ex
ceptcdi. at 7:50. on arrival cf of the Bounding mew
Rev-cu mine.
Leaving from Fulton Market Slip
Pier "9 East River, at 2.45
c- it ,
p. in. and foot sad street. Elia: River at
Ii, m.. connecting SYREIA' with the initiaf'uonoon-
iii-y lMYllifl at 6:13 p. rn.. and New Haven Railroad
rains tor the cast tigers can incur-e single and
excursion ticket: for all nations on the Dunbar: roil-
road at the Captain‘s cfllcc on the bout.
l‘csnengern‘ and h: com-cred to and from the
dram at South Nor-w cf (" .
cfrwbuicuti sewed at all hours cri €08
wRim We Are Again!
With our Popular Simmer and our Renowned
RESTAURANT.
Wtitcli in titted up in the Maui. Elma: Style this
Season.
Magus traveling once by boat will clw v! travcl
that way when the horn that they con get :‘n excel-
lent breakfast or d unci- It um remarkab a low prime.
Havllngt the {met ft’ltiltl‘lllgl. own” an
mute vimec c at vcrycbo notice.
ll kind fRuast uni ‘1)th in the market. includ-
ing Potatoes. Bread and Butter and a nice clean mp-
kin. only all cents. All mum of Chops. ditto. Vege-
table. of all kind: in thou moon. 10 come. Oyster
and Clara Stews. so crate. Fry-a. 33 cents. Shell Anti of
all kinda a specialty.
Holland‘s (‘clchntcd ICE (‘REL . bl merit-e
for Indira and children. Fresh halite-xdeudnkcc on:
h‘cw Haven pics at the REFRESBMKNT COUNTER.
TO AOCOMMODATE EVERYBODY,
r: an get their breakfast from 7 a. in. to 0:00
F!
ii in: inner from 1010 «30p. ru.. lid are mun-than
an hour in the city for buelncu or pleasure. All kind:
ot_ it'll” cooked and served up any time of the day.
quic y.
All the cpnlcr Ales. Porter: and Cigars at moderate
prince. cool Luge-r on drought only a concat- per
on mu
gliiu. Clean waiters and mu Ittcntl l .
"W W 1'0-
>
MULLINGS. 3808
[um to I. 1’. Tm
1‘0 ORDER.
3. n r. 1. rs. REPAIRING humanism l‘FINE. CIGARS,
New and Second Hand W
Bugglcs on hand, for e or
exchange.
Carriages & Wagons
,5 m
Bo nugy to receive your
A. R. AOKERT,
STEWARD.
Alex. Lauder. Jr.»
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