y/fll
‘MYwidhr-wh. tollingnllnboutthe
Wt. The politiod editor in just
“thing-crusher announced and thun-
. “d up with n terrific expat
Bro. rs. proof-render is opening a. new
r 0! pencil: tor the purpose of routing
tbocrorsinsix line- or proot. Tho
Inna: taut. from the touful expression o!
2':le otmmtonnnoe, is known to be
roan o n ohe. l ‘ . ’
and this it: name:j T m J0!“ u how
" A mun died in Atchinson. Kant. last
week tron toting diseased buflnlo“ inmt.
Aden one of suicide—death from cold
bum. “ .-
Enter intelligent conipositor.—-"Thia
Atthinson item. whnt is this hut word ‘9"
To him, the funny man—“Bison."
Intelligent compositoh“ B~i-s~o-n '3"
Funny man—” Yes.“
The intelligont compositor demands to
he tutor-med what it means. and tho pains~
taking funnymnn. with many tears. ox-
phins the joke, and with great elabora-
tion shows torth how it is u play on " cold
poison."
“ Oh. you." says the intelligent compos-
itor. and retires. Sets up “ cold poison.“
Funny man groans. takes the proof.
seeks the intelligent compositor and ex-
plnins that he wishes not only to make a
u play on the word“ poison,“but also on the
word ‘* bison.“
“ And what is that '3“ asks the
gent compositor.
Tho funnyman patiently explains that it
means " buflnlo.“
" Oh. yes." shouts the intelligent conn-
pmitor. " “ Now i understand."
Mortificd funnymnn retires, and goes
home in tranquil confidence rind growing
tame.
Paper comm out in the nlul‘nll)g~—-" cold
bull'nlo."
Tableau—mi tiru and
Fort ll‘cryiir Gdu‘flv.
"4"” ~—
Took Ills \Vord for It.
slow
a
A. consuliitivv—llmking man. lnmo mu
fooblv. rind i‘:ll't‘_\‘lll3.‘: a pint lluttlv full u
somothing. halted n “dostrinn on linte
strait yestcrilny and said
“ I found this bottle on the «some; buck
in
there. and I wish you'd tell me what’s
‘t."
i
The other took it. removed the cork and
The m-xt instant
snull’ui in a full breath.
hNtagimrml against a wall. vlnwing th
air and choking and gasping. and it wnsn
full minute bol‘orv he blunt-d out;
“\Vhy. you infernal idiot. that's hurts
horn."
“ \Voll. l'm Ilt‘rfk‘CLl~§L~4\'llllllg to ml;
your word for it without extra.
obsori‘vvl the invalid in an injurml
and he took his battle and walked otl' ill:
a man who had boon nbusml without tl;
toast excuse.
*—
.\ pm! rophc to “'8! or.
TllL‘ L‘vlvlirz‘ltvil :ilr.)~'ll'\)pl1w to “will:
{Won in our of l‘niugli's temprrumw
l’ourin: :i gluh‘a ml~ \vzil
howl.
tun-s. ir- :i gum.
anxlnllvnnvin; it towards his
Silhl
‘Louk at it yo thirsty sous
Iiubolll it“ Sim its. purity?
ii
of
intelli-
l-urtuin ~—
irisiil;<.”
Yahw-
lr-C-
‘1‘ in Now York.
('Lll'llll
How it glit-
Throo :Wonon.
“ I tell you what it is.“ said one o! s
Ml mtorio of wondthy men who met in
tho oflioo of one ottboir number: " they
may say what they-please about .. be our
learnt-as of modem ;won\em but my wife
has done her share in securing our sum“
in lito. Bverybodyzknows that her turn-
ily Wu nristocratioand oxclusivo. and all
that. and when l iunrriul her sho had
never done a. day’s work in her lilo; but
when ‘5'. £10). failed, and I had to com-
nionco at the foot of the hill again. she
discharged the sot-rants and chose out fl
nont little cottage. 3““1 did her own house-
keoping until 1 war butter off again.“
" And my wife." said a second. “wits an
only daughter. can-easel and pottod to
death; and everybody mid. ‘ “’0“, if he
will marry a doll like that he‘ll umko tho
gnotost mistnku of his litm‘ but when I
came homo tho linlt year of our rnnrringe
sick with the fever. she nursod mo bark
to health, and l nt‘n‘ur knew her to inur-
mur because I thought we couldn‘t. nll'ord
any better stylu or; more luxuries.“
“ \Vvll. gentlonn‘n,“ chimml in in third.
“ I married a smurt, ht-nltby, prvtty girl.
but sho was it regular bluostooking. She
adored Tennyson. dotod on Byron. road
Emerson. and nnnlod tho first baby ltnlph
\ando and the second Mud. but I toll you
what ‘tis." and the speaker's vyos grow
suspiciously nioisll, " when we laid little
Maud in her last bod at Auburn. my poor
wife had no reinémbrnnco of nogloct or
stinted niothorly mm. and tho littlo dros-
ses that still lie in. tho lockml drawer were
all made by her own hands.“
——.._...—.——
For The Fair Sex.
White dotted inulls thv
morning dronsos. ’
nro {embrito
The {all bonnet will be and
fi‘xll‘fllll}'
wonderfully 'mndr. ‘
Atlanta. (m. is r:tisin,: $2.0m hulw
srripiiou lo mm u wmnam‘s “’11ng
li.\'
.\ Woman (mum: bu-umv n sum-ossful
lawyer. Hln‘ in too fond of ghlng her
opinion Without (my.
1 Sumobusyhodyl‘n'ntos n liltlo sou-ul-
f tion bynworting tbnt Miss Liluru vanisl-
s Kollngg shrill-{N vignrvttos.
it is stated on good authority that tho
nmrriugo of lard lhlmilin :ind .‘ll-‘s Vult-
dorbilt will mite Iilmm tlt‘xt Novouibvr.
Miss liisloy. an Anwrimm dmmutiw NM
pruno. is said to have made it wry favor
able impression in Vienna. :it n mum-rt.
.\ sistvl‘ of Mrs. William K. Vun-lvrbill.
Mia; Slilllll. is vngngwl in .\l. Yzzwxxl. of
. liuhn. who is brothvr of Indy .‘lnnm-illv.
9
Sum lidrnhnrvlt lumlu $l7‘llml g.
shy to summit .i nomun .‘l yl-ui 1'
tin most \‘Ul‘lt't‘l \Ntllllulr‘) wv nunvmlwr in
l‘.x-<‘w~~
.\
lit: '3‘
The man who can live on himself like
Dr. Tanner. hoods no rich whitions.
MOO—fl
A Phllrulolphin woman who had twins
arm n Minuet to the comma onuinorntor
to mil again.
-—-—~ « or _.- -
\‘on always hour of tho innn whudrnws
tho his prize in n lottvry. but you novor
moot him.
.. w...”
Drinking snloot‘a nro cullod ooll‘oo-
housoa. and rntlior thnn dwviru thvir cus
tumors theynlwnya kt‘t‘p n sninplo of it on
hand. mady mastud
——-—%8
Can likokiol hnyo had on eye to lboooin-
lug bicycle in that vision whoro ho snw
“ ono wheel with one oholub n: ~l 'Lnothor
wheel with another cherub?“
WF‘.—_._
Thom is n grunt dual of llllllll ~ ly in this
world which will gaze at almost anything.
providod it can be sum through it orm‘k.
.\ visit to Long llrnnch will brow this.
mo ,.. .
Whilo n lmltdvillo lnwyor wns in Ibo not
of crons-oxnmiuing n woman. who was on
tho wituoss stnnd lust wwk. shv ox-
clnimod: “I nm at Indy. and by tbundor.
don‘t you forgot it!"
~. ..‘>,._..
“ \‘ou‘vo boon in swimming again. you
young l'lll.‘:ll. llon‘t llv: l aw your wot
hair “I“! your shirt turned wrong sido
out!" “ Thvro's no dungor, motlwl‘; 1 (‘un
nlwnys touch bottom.“ “ So run I.“
)Iuthi'r grasps n slipper.
\Vbon n man wants to mulw his vnuny
unhappy ho poisons his onvmy'n dog. but
u woman choosvs a V0] y dillvrvnt wny to
mnko bis uni-my unhnmiy. Hbo buys
some now olotlioa tlmt Iwr vnvmy mn't
nfl'ord ands-its in from of her vnvmy in
vhun‘h.
V 9'.
.\ lll'lllllu'll ft-llow ml'vlmg n mun l‘illl -
iii-.1nutl-l‘nnlilnl--I‘lukvi‘~ rho;- wilb :i
~lmlll I'ulllll llllill-I' lllhlll‘lll. ll N’lllll'l lilm‘
amcv. uskml llllll “but ln‘ bud gut llu-l‘u‘.
".\ how vollln." hr l‘i‘1Illwl, "\Vl‘ll,"
said tho llulmy \‘linlx. " rnu‘l you ull‘ord to
lrrul on it ‘.'"
M
\\'nvnu~n with lung-w] lmir m-w «lm‘v‘llrlll
Thvy min-r up llu‘ll‘ slum ul‘ inlu-llm‘l. lllltl
:l man will marry \\ ill: tllli‘ ol' llll‘llll'\lll‘\‘
ling to h:\\u n good-muurml l‘nol or u “'lfi'.
but slh- will turn out snmrlvx‘n t'lllllll
lightning. and mukv him llnnw nll tlw
llousv-hornpxpm.
.w...—...
“ \\'lr\'. Slop-l you umwul‘ lu lu- {is null
Killllt‘lllulilhlt‘fll‘. in You llllllli ion
l‘lllllll lmM 3mm “Wu \\’1ll| lll Mu.”
“ l ul'nn‘l l.nu\\- :liulhin: .llmul you: I):
3‘ all lull iml lumlu' lit-.lwm ll.l-~‘~'l llnml
lmll lvrll l
l":l'~l ll ml. I-l‘ Km W.
yu-l \\‘:il ln- ~ zirl‘mw and .'l
n'u‘. .ltl‘l gin lm‘n lll'
haul ‘l'l’l‘t. :unlsknnl. 12m:likcuinlllrm'"
0
t‘ “'lwn (illt‘l‘l’l‘ull‘ and .\lr~ Stanford. ul 9'.
L'nlii‘nrnm. w‘vnt to am- “le ll.llilli'\ " m l‘uml mum... “um- l ll'.ll'l' lww ll-‘l
Lollllwlt mic night. .‘ll's. Smem-d i“ ‘..i.l 1.. ~.~z:\\'1ll!:'.rn.-m. ’l‘lill‘.“ v.1 H} l! -'-> I!
ltuyv \\'nrn 321‘ HVH H) Worth of .lmmmms‘ ll". i\.12.l.ul in l: . will mail “owl lln- gal
lot). I 0' will [um will \l m l\' :llll rvlu‘
\lzm. Murp- llw/v- \\ ;il lu- llu- lt'il-llll‘p'. ~U- ’ . | l ' l , I.
. . . , . l.l:.l»\ ‘lllilln-[“11l)lll:l‘~rh'w<,dng 11h. .
17 prano in Mr. Nrnknerh s l-.n;lr~n Up. in ’
i‘nnipun)‘ during Ill" l'nrlh-nmmi.’ unis-in
film u ill ) ill l‘l llll’ ~l. Univ
v or l‘nyut‘ ll‘u‘llli'slll'l froml.i\.*rpo..l..\'c1.
turnlu-l' :‘..l_ for No“ Yolk
.\ bull is nnnuamvul in tho li‘;l:~". Id}
Lil (ll. whu'h llu-rw will bu thrw.~ illill ll'lll'
» . » L ' . n 4 ~ ' . 1 ’ h ' t l
t i? ‘13 u .i ”u” ”f lulu.“ g‘ in; 1"» ‘1 it damned. voruposn-l of thw prolinal “Hl‘ll‘ :i
.. ‘-. 2‘55 .v. ‘ . - 1 ~ . ‘ .y z ..
h A I ' 9m?! [m “H! )‘l I“ \ ”11,1 '\ ln Lulidoli~n \\ min. at yol'. or mini :1 rl'tl.
iumwll', .\ut m Muimnrm; <txfls ul‘ finali-
izi; firm. chokmillsy poiwnuux g.li\"\ “4.
surroundml by the ~tvnrh of .‘ll‘l‘l um
odors '.l.ll|l rank corruytioimlm-s our l~'..tix->
m lionvvn pn-pun‘ tho precious «so-two u
Ell'll '."!':llli‘f‘ll.lll h In lil‘a-\.*!il lil~_ ililrlll-‘l'
l wi'i. .L u 1 l"ll matva ... r -ll‘v~~
t‘ .\l‘z':1:r.~.l_\\tll.ittliv". In: ,..,;
f fulnd m lt‘lirrh lll‘ 5.1} ‘
“K“...[hat 9“” (”1.1 Wall-r 1.”: m {hr y "11va tho ll'llx'T“? of any ml a. illlilulim. n
. ., _'.ll‘l~ an; r. u \\ lll llnd ll .it llr l, . .5
crown ‘Ilmlo and xrrhsy \lt ll. u .ll'l't' tl l’ bridl‘: Jim If“, “I“. H“ l v" W“
«l «T wnndum null the child lLHE‘a to pin:. .. \‘urv tru- 3. etsumx m- “N” \\ xl‘o “ml“
. ‘ . .‘ .. . ‘. i, ’ . ' . .
u llvl‘v (n d lm w it. and «ion n 111 lb :lu n ”W lntll-H what “'1“ sh” than. .17 llxmr
“.tllt‘v. whnro fountain: murmur. rum ti 0 13'1““ h
‘ i . :~ 5 ‘ .
rglls sing. and high upon trill mountain _
tubs. whew tho storm clouds brood and J“““-‘-' JR!“ '~‘ l‘llt‘r “will 51:! man. tum
tin-r0 l~ minim: \ory l‘l‘lill‘ll'liilwu ll! llll‘
tho thumh-rs crash: and away, far out on
tin» wide sen. whom the hurricane how?
music: and tho big waves roll the Chorus.
swooping the march of Hod. tlwro l
brows it—tlmt ln‘veragu of health
wutvr—nnli mmrywhoro it is .1 thing l
bounty; glimznoring in tho summer ruin
shining in tho ico-gum—till tho trow- :i
~eoni turned into living jowt'ls: sprvnllin
a golden Veil HVvl.‘ tho sotting sun,
gnuzv around tho midnight moon. spur!
in; in thu- vatnract. sir-oping in the gl:
a-iors. lltllu'ln}: in the hail-showers foldin
ul‘
”In wit curtaixrnbnut thv Windy world am .
“mum; tho runny-Milon‘d iris. that l
.. itrphx‘i Lint. {If [ho eky. \\'lll\§!‘ Vt'nl'p ls‘ {ll *
r‘mhirng: of Hi.» mirth, “21..-.- .\.. .y a. 19..
All :‘llw‘xil‘l'i'll UH
With vol-«Lil .l.~\\«-r~ by t'w' l.‘._\ ‘tiv l; m
l. liwillld'ul
lull:
333nln‘vili1tlli linuu on:
" rrllvx‘imtl. ml’ .ll\\;l}'.‘ 2'.
t m: Homwl llfu “ml. r No
Mo. on rho brink: its {mum brings no -:u
11*» or murnr-r "
“'H‘Rl'i
”-— ..-
flow to Dolor-t n Husband-
lt law b- . h pl‘ninunllli n :i: llhtfl in;
tho tr'ur “:iy ul‘ tvllixzu :l hum-stow Hum .
llll‘nlil'in an h in rat :t. ll you ill". ll. wax
u l'k’tilaluul: it you livv at was :i illll~llrimlll
.\ ~inulnr method - employed in tho solve
tion of husbands: marry him. if liu kill»
giving
3 \V.l_\">l'lll‘1llll_‘x' t‘m-ro. Mn» ml l».
“ Thvro i~ .I. blondv l‘:ll.{ll\ll lair-mun :md
hv‘r [in-Hy sl‘lt‘l‘ .it tho Stall-s.
tine. will. wollqrou u gil‘la both at ll..-
1' Stains nil-l thv‘ “’ll’lulmr. but Inmv [lull I
. llill't‘ «on that wur'd ln' llkvly lu ln-vouzv
l n I'l\‘;ll of Mn. Lullgtry or l“l_\' prul'vs‘loiz-
o mnl amino
4 nl beauty.“
7 --~ «0 — W‘—
it
. 'I‘uo Lult‘.
3' A: u lh‘ll‘»ill vnuslnldw “ms nu llln \i'ni'
l .
down it on '
by two “ion; («no of lht'ill w‘
l and tho olhor nu old frwnd.
3 mm on bi~ llnznl am ml.
'Bll' liliikk. I hear lllul l'llt‘ (if \‘lllll‘ hl\
rv-al'mr luv-run z; lliml l'l~l night,"
‘.\ll, .\““v 'l'iu‘ liar): lvllx \\' inn .r
ll > ‘~\'-l\ .l lad)
\\ll;!i‘l' ll:
manly to .9
~ litll’lllli- m ~x:
"y mum. .l in: \mdxcl to Le gunlml by
~ - llwr mm mug, by xx nu [In t
. u atl‘ullg’tl‘
Thu lath-r
l
on
Summit-r :lllil
14.1“ q: :uomwl liw I‘llll'x’
w. {my .lllll l'\w
:lmost ronvlm‘ml that
.ftliltl tildl‘.
\\.
will u!- .l. i an .
lid
li'ii
iiu- v\ Liv-m t
“ ls 13ml l‘iwallll" " lhdu't liu-ulwuy-I rr
it"‘ll {or {law lululllllll' "" ’
.. \"r a. unvpl on l‘tll’t‘ llv
was it slot-lingjui'ymnu. and m-vry nttompi
[a bribo him with two dollars was always
repelled with indignation.“
\ll'L‘iL‘iiHIIP‘.
you hc' W3“ it bad llll-‘h'lll‘ll ll 1‘“ ”li‘k‘“ " While I griuvo with you \!r Blank
' ~ . . . .
.V‘m l“WP." ll“ W1“ 1‘ Km“ Ullt‘ Thu" l‘ ll'l. mo prcsvnt you to my frirnd lkm. A»
rmlly “l‘ “u“ r ‘ l‘ll‘ll‘mj “‘“m‘ g“ ”“5 a straidy Juryinun ho has no sin; wmr. ill:-
mun that .‘Q‘l‘rll unoxozsptmnnblv'. “lleul.
wry lli‘fill‘ltl‘lt‘. whon they urn single. on
purl‘vrtly linrrri a: sum as tliuy trot mar.
rial. All the latent lirutt‘ thurx- is ill tin
in art v Hum suit :u soon as (I wxzwiv. and
{it‘lll‘iitt- ‘ik'illg ‘t“l‘ ~ lu-r Ll“.'.’:""‘-‘ m l -
cotngxmmnsmp. Thr- {sunny nun last.» a
‘-. turry short limit. the rm‘eptiolxrx null mun-h
Twin-s :uu- soon ovl-annd then the {no
at“ down to make homo happy. If she
has inurriul n sooivty mambo it ill soon be
gin to gist lxln‘al; by will yawn and go to
sloop on the sofa. Then ln- Will take his
luit :u‘bl go down to tho vlub. and sun ‘lu'
lngvs. and pvrhups int \‘Ullli‘ homo llll
int-mint: lt’ aim hm ninrriv-l a man on—
grmsaai Lil business. ho will be.- l'uggi d not
when he comes home. Ho may be a sick-
ly nun that aha must nurse. it momse
man that she mustggghto cheer. 3 drun-
ken man that she must sit up for. n vio-
lent man of whom she is afraid.
whom she soon learns to despiw. a vulgar
man for whom she must apologise-«in
short. there are thousnndn oflwnys of be.
mg bod husbands. and 3 very few ways of
being good ones. And the worst. 02‘ it is,
that the poor silly women are apt to ml-
min: in single awn the wry traits that
make bad bunlmnls; and look with uln-
‘ tempt or ridicule upon thaw quiet virtues
of ‘lCh ranks home hamiymnnd mruetinu-s
:'_ q wthe rcversr. {The number of ways
‘ nt‘ n burl husband is almost as grout as the
. I; {nuin’trr 0! ways of being ugly. No one
7 our tell from the demeanor of at single
.7“ man what sort ofI' husband he will be.
However. the must carry somebody.
,. W
rhwnnhbn'ondyuha. who «rolled
M m W hat fluidly. on
“the bevy of bands. disputing in
thriiw his o fit of cadmium.
”Maori-Int iitbotdont jest remind
"in: arm; good we lure at burr.”
"Nbfigtmhd I triad. who
“hi. “m in it?” dd Jons-
mmlnflii lipm “Why, 'quu t!
. ~9-
f
ritual»
rod noun. his old rout. his run down boots,
.‘lll marl! him as n tirstwlus juror in n Jus-
uvn‘a wurr ”
" Ah ’ Why did I not inwt you two
linell‘.‘ i‘ul llt‘l‘ l V olgllni llu' i‘x>ll.-\l.'.lll-‘.
ihry shook lands. “ Uri-r tanty appli-
Cations hare- already been made for tho
rm-nm-y. and l have as gixxl its promisl-d
it h; n (tit-ml who fools iii if ho really
ought to buy his own tobuuvo and whisky
as lunu‘ as liis'wiro pays the Nut and sup.
ports ille.t'tiiii'l_\'.“
" Tllt‘!) thorn is no lmpr 3"
" l fuir not though llo might bum:
around thovoronL-r‘soxlivv and trust to
luck. (lmkl-byrml'ui awful sorry."
”w—Q” ‘ ‘
“’hat “’0 Live For.
ll.~
“ What is life ?“ some ono ash-d Mont~
ford His imam-or was one of the most
ning things ever written:
“ ~ present life is sloeping and with-
ing: it is n “gt adiil‘ght“ on going to bad,
and “god morning" on gutting up:’ it is
to vendor what the day will bring iorth:
it in min on the window as one site by the
fire: it is to walk into the Men and son
tht- floworr and hear the birds sing; it is
to have nrwn from the out. wast; north
and south: it is to road old books and now
books; it is to are pictures and hear mu-
sic: it is whnro Sundays; it. is to pray with
a family morning and ovvnirij." it i-a to sit
in the twillfillt and madman: it in to have
Mint. dinner and no: it is to belong
to a tab-n and have neighbors. and to be-
me «no of a wrcle or acquaintances; it
is tohave friends and low: it La. to hue
Sight 0! the dear old item, and, with
some won, it is to he kissed with the some
loving lip- i‘or titty your. uni it in no
Months millioaniu miner. m‘
‘ l-l.L~.ll1-l I':Il'1'\
inerly captain o the Troy
“I firmly believe that the
it. Ran v.
. _ _ and sold by nil honest drama at the
WWHWMQWW _ Wpriacoimm
(llll‘ll l vr‘n‘r :. wn‘ ll~]‘l"‘~‘i“-ll\\‘l on by h. 'll
[ll‘ dull) ll‘ll‘. H‘ll .i'm l.’ .‘lllll lflll'l mell’
{lilll'gli'i‘wltzrwlnv1':‘l.ill'\:l!lll but .‘I lumv
li'll"
909
iv::1illlli'~zlll~
ll..
«luly
“.l“ llf
lrwm
‘illll llllll'llhllv‘l-
.\:. t-lulul's \llllllllll \ :1. :llme
«ll
l~ u~uu|l_\ ~in'llllllillI'li1Hh _\.uul
',\\"N\\l.
ebb- -
lil: l‘.-i k:n~' l '...rwl~‘ an u; 41 lll',_'l‘l. l.’l~l
.«- < ‘. «Illl Sumldim-bnwl sulwrm-
'm l a\'
lr.,l~:.'- rl ‘2'. ‘\.~\ luv'llH‘NllJnl'lulm}
\\ illl ;. 'x ‘. u ' H '~ 'Wm 1' .ll'l' vull :-' i—
1:4; \\._' l .l‘o 1‘ ..' l " fI-H'
[pull-1' ‘ l‘l mu '~'El ll‘u- lu 'Il‘r‘
llh- l.“ l '.: - 1.: .5 :p ':' \llllllui
s lim 3 l . l‘ '1 l ‘1‘)! l
wail-«l m! . t . .- ~ :14 m»- xml lv '. l.
l'\\ i_\ \l.l‘.‘i.l '. 'tu‘: l»l.l .i MIMI: ..
,‘t'l will . l '::, ll . ‘lmrlm l :l i. gull j.
to pig) lm 1L- 3‘ .. wmh' I! *llnviu)
\l lun‘l.
‘,'
:*\~- in mil: his Hllmln)
ll'llyl-hu‘
.\ lnmhlur on».
it‘llnul (H u
<‘I'xn.i‘." 1‘w- . H n?
" \tht.“ lw mil! "llo we- l: arm from lbw
solmnn «Noni ii in": tho I‘oply from n In-
prompt. ‘l'll‘Jm
llnl ll) pl‘l'm‘l
f
ll»~ gll'l «‘ulnr put :unl
sll', llIlthli'l‘.‘ nlllllllil luurn
(on lung sormnns."
. —— w’—~——
I‘m Uzi)» .li‘l'ulwil lu tun-on lumilx \Vell
llull illlil ill» lll‘l'l’llv'h i». this: lli' llaml 1H
lulu-l. llm 'llltl llwn mlk nlmul it, \\ ithnu'
doing llm llnlllllflm~1iu§fupl Transcript
H~ 90o
lira: illnllnl " Ynll lll'l"3llllllll, (‘inllllu-
tluwlulil-ul ln‘)‘ l MI'I‘ ~I:\\\." l lllllli‘
\‘vm lilh‘. w l . .\.---«' *m- w ll. ll: 2 l n».
l‘wnn‘ .{Hr . u... s-nl .ln ummllallml‘
l
l-vv'mw ‘- .l lm‘l l. n. :l.- lmul-lr la .9!
ll \olll‘ lum
0'0
'l-m llil'W‘.‘
’l‘ln' ltl-‘lun .l‘u .(‘nllln‘ll' iil‘lillv/ in)? HM
l‘wimli'l Hm \vill li‘i\\l' l12~ .:~..\\ null
rruwul m Killlilu .i Wurlll, may in»: llt' :.
nmm'nl auwvuss, but \w‘ll l
nll llmt.
lid on llllll l'nl
*fi. V.._7w_ .. .__.......-_._...n._
,Thu best liniumnt for human tlooh is
heudu“ s rlpnvln Curo. 'Soo mlv.
. —-~~ooo——.~—-
Kundnll‘n Rpm-in l‘uru has (In. grunlmt
ilih' whrro ll lllln boon sold tho longost. x
. n .... ,
"' lh'. ll. .l. melull. inn-sluirul. linlls. Vt
'és the invvnloruflhv Kendall‘s Hpnvin
‘uro now used with tho yrvuh'sl fi'lll'l‘i“i.<
Ihluuj'lmul llsu l'niliw‘ Slalom "or ‘ will
man lollll ltl‘ll‘l‘ lhldvrhill .\ Kiltrmlgo.
Concord. X. ll.. huw ooh-l :unl runim'ml
a bad nix-win with lx'oltizill‘. Siuu'm t‘urv,
nnd this is oan tlu- oxpvl‘lt‘lli‘v of thou-
sands we might nwntlon if wr- hnd tho
ilnlx‘t' hvro, llllll it is nlso bring nut-«l now
\\ uh unmbwl‘ul sorrow on human lloxli nx
wrll It: for burial. llmd thomlvortisonlont
for Kondnll‘u Spavin l‘m'o.
”coo—~—
. Grout lustrou-
i» ot'ton suddvnly 1 xix-riunvrd from an at
nick of cramp in tho stoiuu'h. will or
othvr painful nil'ootious for tho ruliel M
whirh in 11mm ii superior to Dr. l‘irrro‘s
(‘ompouml lixtrm't of Snmrthwd. or
Wntonl’opper. vnniimundrd from llw boat
French brandy. .lnnuiivn gingor. mum-t-
weed. or wuter-gwpw. null mimlynu gums.
For dinrrhu-u. dysvuuiry. bloody flux.
oholernvrnorbus, its warmings. soothing
astringent and heating properties render
its porioct spreiflc. unsu d as annu-
odyno and stimulating ombrocntion or
lininiont. Should be be t in every fatn-
lly. Sold by drugista at fty rents.
we“
To Keep the Blood Part:
in‘ tin» principle end of (in: invontions and
discoveries in medioirn-s, To this objoct
probably no ono r‘lil!‘ «Intrihutod quote
signallv tliun‘llr. David Kennedy .0! lion.
dout, .‘l. ‘l ., in tho produotion of n medi-
cine which has homun- fnnioun'undor the
ml.“ of tho Favorite ltumuly. it remmoa
till t'izpllt“tlu'~. of tllv'lilnml. Ngtll'dui the
«linurdorod Livrr nnd Kidllt‘Vl. rum Con-
Rtllmllml. Dyspe uni. and l diseases and
wenknosses peou lur to females.
-—-—vv«o-~——
An Honest Modlclne.
J. H. N'orthro . n! Lansingbnrgh. for-
flice, writes:
write Rom.
know themselvon thought of many times 3:; 1:33.: ms. lie doggzzlfstifgn." 30;;
‘ d”. in "131*." PM”. lay childmn and this in tlw R .irnnny ot‘thousnnds. Capt.
nudebfldmnnduiny friends. Northrup wilt-rut from ‘llror demagn-
”0.5-.— nwnt for cars. and war cured by Favor-
ltis an honed medicine,
pound in lliblo- llll‘l‘llllll'i' us you lll'l' in lbw
vrllu' yum; ll.'l". mm. lull-mug in llli‘
llru-.ll'llii.;v.fll.l up.“ l‘.l\:l. ldlmlwff‘
:lll-l. flillllm‘ \l‘l\\'l3. w ulkwn HIV 4ll"u'
5a.».
A London tourist niét ii young worn-n
going to the kirk, and. as not unuaunlmhe
was carrying her boots in her handm ada-
ing along barefoot. ” My girl,“ ho sold.
“ is it customary for all tho people in those
parts to go barefoot i“ " Pairtly they do."
said the girl, “ rind [mirtly they mind
their own businoss.“
Walnuts Sara, _
Kline? and Liver
CURE
$.25 PER BOTTLE.
A l'oalllvo llriuody for A”. Kldnoy.
Liver and lll'llllll‘)‘ 'l‘rmiblos of liotli
Male and t‘mnulo.
READ THE RECORD.
“ ll sm'ml my llf:\."~li. Ii, Llikvly. l-lvlmu. Mn.
" ll in llir n'lni'dy lhm will vul'v llli‘ umny dlrirm'“
pvrullur in wmm-n.”- Mollil‘l"n Minimum
" ll hull [in-Ami ~I‘\'\‘l‘t‘ lw-h- uml wnli rmlurnl'unvnln
from nine ui‘ llw l lulu-u! nwdiml lnlnnl in tho mun
lrv.“ .‘i-n York \ ’led
No n-mvdy lll‘lvlhluh' dlurm‘vn'd rnn bu lwlil for
A. lluri'i'y.
\Ilt‘ mound" lll mmpnrimn with ll " -('.
l) . Wnrbinmon. l). t".
Tlilsllront Natural ltvmml ‘lnfur Sula
by llrugglstaln ull l'urtuofl w “‘or
TR" 11‘ AND TAKE N0 01‘" ‘
H. II. \VAltNl‘lll St.
lloulu‘rllul'. N. \r.
llerlll . .
Ghemmal .
W Pallll.
0
Johns’m
Asbestos .
Pflllll.
"
Glad
w.» «'~~.———n
While LBflll.
[llL liuluentme
. 1'‘
Iron
Palm.
Raymond I IBros.
\ "all.“ ‘ .uul l'mhlu w thr Ill-m" 1‘: nr-I
"l ikl‘ Ila “nil
tlv ilu' lira!» in
Ill“
‘.3- lbw \y .1 'm
' 'tl". lll:ll>i
S\1.'i~l"ll|ri
u “ill.
1'. 5:2. .‘.I
.-...- .3 a"; R E 8»...
Dyspopsn.. ’lL‘l'VHlL: Affecttcns. Gen-
,‘ oral Debiht‘y. Neuralgiu. Fever
and A5110. Parilysis Chronic
Dl'U‘l‘llmtl. Boils, Dropsy.
Hunters. Feuiulo Com-
plaints, Lchr Cont-
’ phnnt. Remittent
Fever. and
ALL WIMHES omumnma m A mo sum
u ll. amoum ACCOMPANIED v
IllBIlIYY OR A LOW STME
(ll lHt SYSTEM.
PERUVlAN SYRUP
Suppl“ - lhu llllll‘ \ulh in Vilul Pr»! ( l'|l\ . nu
lll'l‘ Fli'ult‘ll'. lIlUN. will i:.,: .‘illt‘lli‘yl
\ l ’1H‘ and Nrw Llh‘ mm A“ 1A :1». .v ll 5 .,
llll Nil llil‘ll'l PRU“ .-\l.('tlll| ll. H- I u-lu.‘
\n.;rll. ii ..lc not 1.“.m l by tivlnfilnlllllll,‘ nut-
hon, l-ul .lu: lithium. .
l' H. W
.h r.» u. .\\c:lu(. litmus
|u\\'l.li. :; MN“.
Vol.1 l». ..11 l‘ruglsu
l‘h‘llll‘dlli“ Ni
Tn Bast _
'PERFU'Qf‘lg FRTH
fTOILETuarTH
';j;l “AME/lit. 2-9.1}
.. t y no ‘~ 0; u JLitlu‘l'o
' ifib'fl Ll : Chum, or no!!!) wrmoutl‘
' ll l\ l r full p.ll‘llt‘lllltl‘:l..‘uldl’ u.
baoll’nnl’ (l J?“ it‘i‘li. l
t «I‘u'n i‘lll.‘lTl. " o.
run he huut‘ht V‘t “Gilli.“ ' kl” nurif‘lli lit-t :
at thumuhrutdevelopment. Evori'lblnu rowu lil Ill»
Union in ‘rown III in- In nth. nw-nb’uilug
mulll I'm an! run wroun. N . ' . .
,h-rn-L‘h’lnufium; ll‘w‘llld. ln' u-mlilill'dt-‘lfillflllm‘ 0"-
33m 4!
850 to Ilab I Nonth-ENBYOLBPEDM
How To 8 Law and loop: ior ll
'ls'ai“ I F‘!§iwl‘.‘¢"‘:’\ :1 rysrrwfl‘stu
m . . .
.3. ‘. 17.91;; (19.. rinimiunmiu. l‘n.
In N m l {Milan
lit
mild. rqmib e. llmul irul. 'l hu So) In (mud and raimb .-
l ['u u lutlun
and hu-‘p niblo. TAXES liltlilll’. Muuulamurou
truly u‘ttw Mnnrtwurtni Agricultlrl .liul. with“ .
AGENTS \VANTE!)
no», .\ t“, ' nine". in-
"°“*i 0W?" ,
LAWYER
‘l l l -
Mm 7!. m w lluyv. . ’T‘
\
ov wholly \tdllll .7. .‘rm. in
Alan. lu mini Am I \\ u'.
I’. W. ZilllilJlli it (It. . " i 5. l"
4’“ 1y
—DAVID STOW.
FlLRNlRIliNU
UNDERTAKER,
min :nooms -- mark .9 WI ,
m, I!“ ‘3 ”To“! "‘3’ m. )
mam ‘; agWut Street.
C
I
oil-in. . l ‘ g
31:53”. WAArcI-I m...
The B: gill“! whom goods m Minuet
.(ilVlCN AWAY.
-\\ >
-m —-- INQLUDINN -—--—‘
'l‘lnwnro
j Wopclenwaro.
' , F———-‘—
JollyY 'I‘iunlilors.
And on Endlons \’iirioty of
llHllSI'lh‘llltNlSIIING'
-'l‘u bu found only at tho Well-known Stow u!
'k
t
Fruit J airs
(10(2) US.
“11:33:- “ ~' l‘ E. K. Loo Kw.OOD Slowest, t
“m...“ , NllltW/llm. (MNN'. ‘RIIIDEC‘E,
Ll!“"""'- l 'L‘TJSF'
A 'l'
, .. .1... -.-.,-»..~ ~
A; 'l‘ 'l‘ l l 1*:
SPRING-W 0013.
All null-1's lillod promptly.
(lin' us ;: ll'iul.
.gv
\J
AND
PAPER
a;
TILE
\—
L*OFFICE.
. W. 00M ““I‘OCK’S
lillllllllllllls and MEATS
014]) S'P‘XNI) ()l“
T. Burr Guyer 89 Son,
City lOlKS
liml it to their :ulvunlngo to trade with us.
BAG-S
l
\
LFor. ate 0 u
f ‘. south not“. .
Il=léntlll
Bio
non ravioli? D
THE
igigli‘i’got In". Our Orannl hi'.
flown?!
than Will a
roll. We unnot hnow who will tout our
Myth." merit. cannot be hidden. Circuun.
MAROHAL a. sun
l Artist
-—!N—-
- Mable
(S.
. . . ‘
.- 15:. .. .11.: ‘ #5
Ilallai and Anglican lllarllle
\\'nrk of all lh'r‘il'l‘llfilnlh.
Monuments, Failing, Coping, 8:0
Mantles and Plumbers slabs
Celnrlory Lots Inclosod
Orders im-uu-lb ullvmlml lo. nl llw Low
l'rl lll'll‘l‘w
Steambont Wharf.
.‘a >l'.lil Noi‘wnllr. ('1.
l u {i o to on
its! .- mu. Inch»; I . ..
" ' . " . in: nonhuman ml «Wind
”'2’" “‘"Wgrii folks-t»- £3.32sz '
nfimtrarnrt'rrlstntwntrat.err-"9w“- . ""
ONLY aqua! IN
f “.
lhgb 0“" I m‘."9 Granada.“ .0, road: l$b w: “a ”.331 g
l' 0 P. will » “I"! III al‘ C I . I
C. “an“ 'POm ,0“ ,blh‘ 0“! I. I . ‘3 l TI
TRIUMPHANT ' TH E
'I'b&nuand Fold. Not One DI.“ .
011 a «mint 0! woman I no r or Instrument t I
own Ihnwdnou and tho ward. or inform-tint: o numhuontooonoui the angst:
marijuana. ,
Granilr llllll Brown t‘luur
,.
"n w" ruminant
humus. contrast. emu.
WA“. 3 WHYH’
on: gun. a 3n awn-rag;
365:5 .
i a:€ilkl~‘li*‘
usurp-”u... _........
to Inch". math. it lawn.
l.
:30 TAXI l0
mime).
swung “$38:
WORLD OVER.
I-nod Par-chain". A ‘mut’n confide";
. on an trust to not:
”W “timing
d lit-tumult: s
ill:l infill: :g! Command-Honk”...
_ . .W-..
H. 8 Wont ilovonth Sta it“ “5“.
THE MOST Sl‘i‘r‘ESSl’l'I. REMEDY m‘r'r distally
end, n.~ u :- rvrlnln m \l- «mm:- and Mm not bile-tr?
. RI-ud proof lwluw.
lulu” 3mm llllllE
l- K U i
cot. L. T. Ibsirfin‘.
\‘uixnufizowh. Ulnu. Mu luth, lfi-(l
in: it .1 Ramon .t (‘o . (H‘lllri VI (in wry \‘nl-
unblv lininlwiiomzin roll will”: I prim-(l wry highly,
lu- had It large lmm- Iquirm mi mu: joint and n umnllvr
our on llw mhrr “lilt‘ll mmlu lllm \‘vr lame; l lmd
; lnm umlvr tlw rbnrgu- of mu \‘l-lr-r nary norm-um
o huh fullk'd m rut-v .nni. l vuln- our dsy wading thi-
mli t‘l'll-(‘lllt'lll n! Kmxdidl's Stunln l‘uw in thi-t‘hu‘nmi
lixprr». lilrn'nnnodnt once to try it Mid not our
drown-l llrrt- lo u-nd for ll. lhi‘)‘ rilvn‘d lhru‘lmt-
l 1 tool. ibrm nll and ilmunbi would giu' It a
thorough lrznl. lllM‘d ll «churning tn din-oxinnp Ind by
i'u-l minim ihvonll ovum-d to ll‘ llllilt‘. nnd the
Emma lml . arm-h d'muipwin‘d. l lit-0d but mm but
l‘v m .1 1‘ . . ltmlw- :m- n- {roi- from lump:- nml flll
>r.. ,n lilv mm. "1‘ is Hum-Li run-d
n murltnl‘h- thin I ll'l two (if my
«"3.
.lulml'. ;. -_.
’l'l.« .121- \\ .-
tm iglduir» ltl\k lb:
‘Iou u‘lllt' :!
Mi
\ l n lir-uvll‘ully.
L T. POSTER.
; Kendall‘s Simvin cure
l
oh Human Flesh.
3 l‘uih-n‘n Millx. \l'n-lilngton (‘11.. N. Y.. Feb. ‘21. i“.
ll. J. human. . Don Sir-“Tho pal-titular
(‘Il-t‘ nu “bu-h l u-Hl your " himin Curr" wac- n nui-
lignmu nuklv v‘prnllluf .ixtvm moulhu‘ ngudlng. l
0 lmd lrn-d runny xhlnp. but in rain, Your “ Marin
l‘urr" pnt llw run! In tho m‘imnd attain. ‘nnd. {or the
fix wt lilm' nilir‘v hurt. in n nntnrn pflmllofl. For:
. family lmiuwm ll mulls anything we err-r iii-rd.
\vmp ll‘lll). (EV. M. l’. BELL.
l'llklul .\l E. ('lmn‘h. l‘imuu‘u Milli. N.
Y.
5.»...1 zulllrm- iur lllll‘lmlt‘tll‘lwllllll’JTthh wrihinb
on r mp: u :11: such I liqllrlllflf‘d mow-n. to our knonb
. mL-‘r rot lunsl n.- m H as mll‘il.
TIMBER .
‘SEINGLES.
All llrnnds nnd l’rn‘wx.
MEI
lil'lh‘T HA Nth )li,
Fence Railing
'Cherry.
Oak. Whinqwood
and Maple.
And all Kinds of Ilnrd Wood.
and
Paper.
Henry R. Fitch.
m“ N w...—
lloofing Sheathing
Now Take
.4
’ HOVT’S
flougli Syrup.
2
110680“. Com-ah Rented I Evm- JV
. ‘terod to me 1" (c. ,
Try
a. Bottle
Llrtcmflc-{s (Murray
and at. . 7.
now rhmw
:7
_ .7: 7.7
.Waln'dt. Ash and
.
.
.
ii'rir-im-llln'plunfn! li- \lrillt-~ No rr-nmiy hm-
.
.
.
l
.
l‘rmvsl n~r bo'lh'. or HR bullion !or '5. ALL
lllll ls ‘~ hum ll or can pvt ll for you. or it will
i... .
lo .:h_\'zldll1‘vr~ on h1't‘l{t! Math-r by the pro-
‘jarivlm‘: D“ H J KE.'D.\ L t! (‘11.
l Enroluirzh F'Illl. Vofiuoul.
Rubber _’ Paint
'GUc‘s—E—
’Won the Victory.
And \ifllllpellt‘d its enemies to place frau-
dulent imitations in tho mnrltot.
All (h-nuino Rubber Paint boom this
trndwn nu‘k.
”an: ‘
w.~, ~
Sm that ill! on |‘\‘t‘.f)‘ xuckngo.
“'0 haw
Just finalist in Immense
man
l‘Olt THE SPRING TRADE.
Try it can and you will aw in (am. All (‘ulorn
NR SALE BY ‘
John H. ’l‘erris.
FOOT OF WASHINGTON STREET.
DE KLYN
lVill open his store in
r; N ow
Hotel -}Building
*Slllllll ilflllillll, Salurlay .
APRIL 3d.
l
Illvol'ything now and
of the best
quality.
ilullt'l‘y (Wol‘ (‘Illbf‘tld
. a in town. (
Ice Cream, Charlotte.
(10. Russo, .Wodding
Unites, 55.0., furnished
at short. notice. . '
Saloon . Vonnne‘oted- with;-‘storo.
” ,, ;°-‘B:P9nm1a
, 8 4 _
"W
hmmnui: two bullion iuho art-A
Choices: assornncnt of Confec- _
\
Norwalk Chronicler