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holr carton it the whorvco. south
no “bountluly. nor.
its pupal; inn within the put tel
no. no of tho and tap-moot on.-
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holding Ind tit cultivation or
of batch «toy-urn on chipped
emu. ohm they org | eciaucd
u o! t it cam hire cud Mill!" 3 fine it.
vu. ho n loouio- tor munwturlua citabltoh-
hoot: tt «M III-chi hcillneo. lien on the hor-
idlk Lock Co. man 0! Looks. Kno‘ru.
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cud an up the 5mm mac.
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no “WWI flow-I a! t o hound u tar u
the» on «to watch. Nil M “NH. it“! tho minimum
mm m tho buiimm warm when no Virtual“!
my militant main» wills“. and “tramway r“
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“mid.“ “A wwwv o? the my durw: the
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wolt h‘fid‘VW‘5“ howl: The-w ti o mulwm whorl
how "an will watt ‘1'“ war-aw: “\ «urination MM
Itldhfil‘m «ottoman loom»: h» a Nw'c to
It‘d“. we mwuuuwwl m: Mtr, MW “thrown“.
mix-ml will to chwrfullv com hr nddwuinc arw
mum o? m on» gm». "twat. who-y “mm not
he haunt iu warm column. mm bismuth ofivr-
onus-ml militia: nmt imummrn to rhnuwmm.
“mum or imbnwv. u l! b- n etw M r Wows».
tin. 3 (My how of lmrnmonw uni in mum» . w...
Milllltw Now lowland town. hating cvvrv nmnv
t cud poop-Miro tor urchin: cud «virg- no“.
‘5 “A uremia: I9.
SGL‘TR NoRWALK CITY OFFICERS
MWrwvrm n i ii \RNR“.
kanwm \Yn l‘fix
(‘olllwtor’mmrrwi Touts Lin “.cl: FRANR‘
Ll! A Tour. .m‘?‘.
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«mu ii Prim“
Imus—Thu! um: Hanna.
matu-wn.r urn ll humor.
”amp—Tumrooul “'luox. J. RV'WLL
hv‘nun.
AIMR‘XJn 1”er Mt.
WWuéI 'i‘ l‘mw.
an”! haw-— ;rwrs hunt.
mm~
Peter-L. t‘nrnicchlm. l‘l‘nrlon F I’lallorlc. Will.
llm'i‘ (raw. Christian Strum. John L Richard-
Olivcr W. Wee-d.
Worn t‘w-mLMWa— Talluudgo Baker. Aidan
“imam. Robert ll. tic“ an.
Mm Wam- naut-
w. C. Qulnurd.
u“ o! m «ammo mun-run 0! cu not“
ti, “\"flll‘x.
l. ('blimu (‘nmnltwe on Finance. (‘hriarlun
Sum.
I. (murmur Committee on Gallant-ea. William
T. Crow.
3. L‘hh'mu: Committee on Police. William '1‘.
w.
t. Flesh-nun f‘nmmiltt‘. on Lluliu and Gas.
Chm-lac F. Bullock
.‘i (‘hlirman l‘ommlltw on Strwls and Side“ 1‘:er
John L. Richard;
A. (“batman \‘mumlruo on Fire Dvrurrnwnr.
Charis F. tinilutk.
'f. Chairman (3th on Scum. John L.
Helm-tin. i
I, Chalrm Committee on Public Priming, (‘ltriri—
tlhh hurt:
it. t‘holrmn Clunniltmc on Public Health. 0:;wr
W. Word.
in. Flair-man Committee or: Anessmmu. l'hrlar—
thin Swans.
ii, l‘hnlrman Committee on Remix-1- nod Supplwn.
Oliver W. “'(‘t‘l‘.
Church Services.
PHI“! I. R. (‘rtr‘rwn—va W. H.
harm. i‘rvm‘hlnzc-xrrv Sabbath M l<‘ ‘ , .
2“? \t; Sabbath ‘t‘Ill‘l‘i It ii .Vi ; I‘Mvn ‘I-w'i"
at am ll Ni. Sun-lav: Young [Muriel M..-
Tucsdu' ewnino u Trio; Reguml r‘imrvb i‘r.
Intln'nn Thursday evening. l‘lnr Meeting in-
day averting.
l‘oxanmmoxn. (‘RFan—Rcv. liorncr .\‘. n-m~
blitz. I‘d-mun i‘rvm‘lline (wow Sabrina in my.
.‘l A. R. {mi 1.30 I‘ .\I,: inhhatlt Scbnnl \r H M ;
Young N‘plc‘s r‘mx n V-w'iincm 1,“ p M .me ‘Jy
Regular t‘hurcb l‘raynr Nicotine on Th‘uruirw c r n~
7m: At 131‘: Mid-luxury t‘nnccrl lirut‘ hnlilmlh i'\~‘ll'
inc. timid" School Pram-rt Iocnrul shim uh l-nuwng
in mh month; Tachcn‘ mowing Friday r\‘rr|:i.,'.
Bum,“ TAI‘RVAPI."RI‘Y. June- .“ Taylor
Fulton» Watching vvory Suburb at to an AM and
3“ P 3.: Sunday Sun hi I‘.‘ M ; I‘rlu‘or flooring
Thursday evening: at ‘. Sill : Simon: School Concert
“toad Sundny in catch month
TRIXI‘I'Y {“lflt‘n.lfipiicop.\ll For. by. Spoor-or.
Rector. Divine nervice on Sunday morning“
It 10:33. laden Sunday evening: in 7:30 o‘clock»
on the am Erwin in the month the IInlv
Wmmuaion ll cell-brand Ari-i low in no invin- at
night. but evening prnyvr in rxmrvd or half pm Your
In the afternoon. \xirh luatrm-rinn m u... children.
Snudoy uhnol u 22 111.. but on the tint Sunday of
tho month at t p at.
A37!“ (‘rllri'ruit (‘ut‘rvrn«~-\‘cr\"icri cvcry Ssh»
both It 10 o. m audtp m_. in tho r0 rm .1 m.-
uv end or Phfiilcc Bridge; payer arming 13er
do evening 7‘. o‘cloc .
.vr AvIricI M. R. Furor-tr. RM- G."hnlv\rlhock
motor. Punching every “blurb I! imam I m. and
1;. m. Sent: rm. Sunday Ichnol 51 1'31! 3» m
Regain church payer meeting on W cdhcrdru (‘V‘w
hint.
inrquoou Cum! (‘runnvfinhdny u-hnni :1
am o‘clock a. 131.; Pun-r inc-citric or 1;; o‘rlnch
Spud" evonlnz. Ind 1x o‘clock chueeduy etc!»
tug. Alliuttad.
Guru'nvru.‘ (‘ulrutofiuwriay School at 3:30
p. rn. Prun- Mr-ring. Sunday uni “‘cdncsdny
evening: at 33¢ o'clock.
Ioclcty Directory.
KASONIC.
Old Well Lodge 30. ii! 1’. A. )1.th the em
Ind third Tut-«in evenine- of Mob month. 11 w".
conic Roll. Cl-rk & Lane‘s Block. South \‘anAIRJi
'Ix o‘clock. “Skunk-W. V“ Thadden- (lover:
I. V.. Geo. W. main: : J. w.. R. Ii Golden : Sec.
3. X. Wilcox: Tm... W. C. Quint-rd.
Taco. Wilcox.
8L Joho‘l Lodz. No. l l’. A. I. thee" the rim
It‘d third Thur!!!“ owning! of each month, u 5:
John'- loli. Guam Building. Nanak.“ 1 o‘clock
not! .w I..A.C.Goldihg: s. it. i um “my;
6. " Mueatm.hn Smith; Sec" Ed-
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In: WMV owning 0! «Ch month, at St.
{gun‘s Boll. Gazette Building. Norm}. or 1' o‘c.
w. I. Wm Moduli Smith: R. A.C.Goldlr\g:
moan. War-d wlukr'rrcu. ha But - Sec}.
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Convocation 8o. 3 K. '1‘. near: the am
min: of oath month (July and August 9:-
). at St. Johh‘u flail. Gmtto Building. Nor
ottlo‘duck. odious-J. C.. Edwin lam-r;
. A. c. Golding: C. 6.. Wu. K. Smith; hula".
”in; Trout. John I Smith.
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w Ko. 9: noct- ot Odd Yellow! Boll. in.
Mite-"volt. «cry wean-d:
o'clock. Dean M?! Grit W
a each . Data-revs, 6..
.. John V. 31an ~. Rec. Ree
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A TALE FRO)! REAL LIFE.
When auntie Flipper had his buom
{tit-mi Josiah Clrmmans. on the same drly.
in the same chu'eh. married Augusta Law-
ton and her dares: friend, Anathnsiu Men,
him. I contract was mode between the two
couplets—a Contact entirely independent or
that which in the eye of the law they had
nude who each toswercd “I will.” in reply
to the SURICWIIII inquisitive question put by
the clergyman in wizard to their future in-
tentions as to supporting. loving rind hounr~
the each other. I: thi this: They had
bound thcmuvlvcs that it one family Il’ld a
son and the other had It daughter. when
they arrived at u pcsper age. should become
man an wile. There wxs nothing so novel
or original iu such an ugrccmeut; it there
hnd hunt. the paltiit-s to the Nulruct would
newer hue route it. for thvy were ncilhcr
port-l nor original in anything—«they were
simply in nudliu with rovumco. In“ this am
roam uui tncrwlx the it! ct of which warrior
attention to uowls. low trlos null pig's
were the thusc.
So much by way of proi gm.
on! slow.
‘tiprur uni t‘t. mourn hull «lied full or
yams. and c u‘. “M In: umwtiaru. and lrlt
cwh a logo formula t.» his “ilk ‘i‘hrr hwtl
6 .83 It“ h t‘llll l. n3 \t‘llsr‘itmwr it daluh.
t~r “turd Row. Cluuuwua a mu uauml
llwhwui. \ tilvrvmo Dark. ‘i‘av old turn
had fwaultm. but: lle-fl‘ lhsir \lcathx. nil
chum their urmrut on their wrxlxiiug duy.
but hot am with lhv anthrax l‘tuw lmd
iron: in omrmudvuw tor lhvit‘l tiw yous
about uothuu: chic. ‘I‘lw children tut! now
h‘ltt‘ltul l‘wir “trinity. vud the ruuthml
wcrc wan- to (or ilzc c ~n<uru2mlinn or tho
pint.
“ Mntlu r.“ will Illch, h‘ tho hw‘khst
tahlc. “ thcrv is no urging that girl Kil‘y‘w
still. (or I will urwr hurry lwr.“
"How do you know, my son? You luwo
not wen her Iur lwvlvcyu ml. and you might
lw tit ile‘hlcd with hxr.“ returned .‘Iltk Cleo»
“mm. omxlugly.
"I know I chi uldu‘l.“ Il‘ck Shirl. “ Slip
w is h rcxi-llcmlmi ulmminrtllou when slur
wot u child, and I‘m ccrt ill] shc‘s the snow
now. ‘
“ 0h. Ii'i’lmrl‘. l"
“ Err-n ii .-lu- u as :1“ lumla vow ~t~‘ II~ in‘ I
wouldn‘t ruur)‘ lwr. I'll lrrl til‘L‘lhll‘tl llw
rumuvut I met her. and so would him. if elu-
hxd any svusx‘. Wc‘d lw introduced. wl-‘ll
look at each filllt'l‘. and my to ourselvci :
‘ Ami \lus is ilit‘ pot‘nn I've got, to m ury“
and thou we would hale ouch other.“
“ erl. it cut-ms to me. Dick, that you
might at ll-ust \\‘:tli until 3‘ u do see each
olhrr bulnrc you ina‘ic up your mind. This
is LN lull.“ wililtcli Mrs. [‘ll‘lllllll‘lli‘ wiping
her t‘ffi'fl with u u lpkln. uni nut disc wcring
h-‘r mirtukc until tillt‘ rubbed sluilll‘ rnmlut‘xl
iul \ hcr blur min. which occ tsi ‘uz-li the luv
0! her lumikL-rchivl iu g-url turnout—”just
Working Ways.
Row for
wlwn I Ilimultl I bud such g-mi uvws lot
y-ui ‘ “
“ \Vlnt is the ru-ws l ”
" Sue‘s (‘uutiilfl' Iu’rr'."
“ Who. Kitty ‘limwr?"
“ Yrs. Irvcclvl-ll -\ lrlll‘r this morning
trim lirr mollwr, suing Kitty would strrt
in a il‘l)‘ or two.“
“ 0. my 9“ groarmi Dick. "You tuust
atop lacr." he mid. til‘lelllsll'. “ If sln- Cl‘lill‘s
1 2n. 1 know Wll‘li sllc‘ll hr: u llIIlt‘ stuck
up arms. full of tho Froncll nirs who acquir-
ml by studying abroad for lwvlw \‘wu‘u,
Suwll my. ‘ .V-‘u Ilz‘cn.‘ and “ .V! fur.“ and
slnr‘ll l \lk uh rill her "slicer. unli gawk. n'»'
and hi r n'lll‘.‘ “it‘ll illl‘lik bad French in tln‘
unwvnt louse. imllcullvu “hull. of the lirsl
cmjumliun. and sliv‘ll coluulcncv :i‘l irrr
q‘lt‘bIlllnfl with ‘ E~krr.‘ and thrn slick lika-
zhe young muu ut the \‘vnccrincs' pirly. I
shun‘l soc llt‘r. til it‘s urtllr‘d. \Vrllv to Mrs.
thpvr (Inrllitluuus appellation El and any we
Ii’r going on a visii; and we dun‘l know w but
we will rclurn; or, tcllvr. no to town, to
ace Mrs. I“ . t'xplull) openly that I will m-v r
m‘ury a Frcm‘inflwi war loll. but tl u! I
want a will: who knows how to kccp a human
l'i unit". can cook. prvscrvc. swwp, Illtkt‘
darn, svw, mend. dusl. and. as llwa IVL-l‘llsr‘»
meals my. make hersall gvnvrrilly usuiul.
In short. it woman like my reap clel um;
and. so that you may kill lwu birds ui'h
one atone. find a cook who our cook, and
fetch him back wit‘r you."
An idea scemvd to strike lira. Clemmcns.
and sin Antwl-rc-i. curly. “\Vvll, Hick,
evcryil-imlla for llrc host. If you won‘t
nnvry~lrer. you won‘t. So I‘ll do as you
say."
After lucak'ast she made a hurrird toilet.
and took the first truln for the city. Toward
evening she returned with as many l picee
of femininity as Dick but ever seen Wiifinl.
The onlniv, curly-haired little woman
rlrniglllway went to the kitchen. and thou
\Irs. ‘lcmmcus informed her arm that she
had mild? muttcra all right with Mrs. Fun»
per. and lint the prciw cmglnmeratlon oi
muslin. curls. pink and wh.tc w is it new
0001: she had (fledged.
“ All ! “ cries the intelligent I‘t‘tl ll r. " you
cm‘t lieccvlvc us; the pink and while lilllc
cook is Kitty Flipper. and the three Wumen
have formed a plan to catch Dfick unawnrcs.”
And the lulelllgz-nt readers are correct, but
we vow and declare that we never hid my
intention of ahmudlug the dear girl in my:-
tery and practicing deception If we hud—
hut this is egotism. and we digress. With
the advent of the new cook come luxuries
such as htd never bcun set-u « n tho Clem-
mens‘ table before. The carbine («a Dick‘s
Killy Flipper might am) wu perlccl.
Richard's stockings were mendod so nearly
that on old plir a! sock: were better than a
new puir. His shirta, rm. were washed cod
ironed so rcriectly, that their whiteness and
gloss «used envyiu the bosom: 0! all his
mule friends.
But another change had been elected by
Ibo cook.
the curly-Mod little worn u
At first she VII vary cold to him. but
The pink-snd‘whlte young lady.
whom the hottest are never made red and
white. wu occasioned to lake o ml in the
sitting room in tho evening nod attend to
sewing—kitchen being locked rap—to “Ye
at. In. C. nld. tad Dick remained at
home ct night. something unusual (or him.
In (out. But wu In love with the cook,
cod be quad 0 hundred excuse! n dry to go
to the kitchen old hove c word or two with
Mailman In: his respect Imu-
with hb ion. the bearhermbqnn
touchdown: our-oath of hi: Moo.
, math-yang In: w- mainly
1*: hm. ‘
Mia-mm no outmwtth
~mumuomm out and
led in the not 0! love “1“ nothing would
free him but marriage. I0 be entered
the kitchen one oftcrnoon. and with
I preamble. proposed marriage.
And here is where we triumph over the
intelligent rude-r, who says, “ I knew how
it would lie—she accepted him. they were
married. the hand exposed. and they lived
happily evcrmore.
Wrong; ob. intelligent reader!
“ Will you marry me 9" said he.
“ No. I will not." she answered.
{I Why "I
“I'm I cm]! and you're a gcnllcmon.”
“ You‘re a lady us well as a cook, and
to be a gentleman‘s wile.“
“ I durc my I am. but I don‘t want to be
a molt all my life.“
“ Tncrt marry me.“
“ And Work to support you?“
“ Why. my dear. I‘m rich 2 "
“ You menu your mother is.“
“ Will she would deny me nothing.“
“I don't know about that. You don‘t
know how she‘d act it You ruurrltd her cook.
lit-aides I‘ve no fancy tor a man who can‘t
support himself and his wife without help
from his rumhcr. i understand you. Dick.
and I admit that I lww you.“
“ My darlihg‘.‘ “ he cried. crubrnclug lit-r.
“ Thorc now stop You Would‘nt hurry
a wax lot of a girl. ulto (\lulxt‘ut twp it
lwu~c in “bid“. N. k. cow. prvscrw. «lira.
rutull. Stew. dual and .x‘wcqx I hmrd you
swx‘ so.“
“ That hi true.“ rucl’ully rctmrhcd Dick.
“ Will. I will not nu my at man who cu:-
hot airport map by his own labor. I don‘t
want u clul-hiutw null or o lurch-Muir
unit of swirl» for w huxhand; I unu‘t a mi
town: it hard tixtrd working-luau. who curt
knock down it aim! ii ho insults um It
good humwt mu oi toil. ouc whom I‘d be
pour! to p mu out in my huxlmni. and on
whom rhouhier I t.“ in my hand. and.
outlillcnl oi his slum; low. Ruow ho Intro!
Ill!“ world.“
“ What do you want ow to do. my liar.
ling l “
“ eru a "Mir; iw a u an. it“ ltuicpcn-
lIt‘IlI man. Will it you hnvc cur-nod through
uwucy to buy a act of iurnllum and can
show mc that you arc nialc to support luv.
I‘.l My. ‘ Dick. my boy, I‘m yours‘ “
“ I‘ll do ll,“ cricd Dick.
Nl-xl ti'l)‘, without a word of (lllll'lslllun
from his umllwr. which he llwltulll rutlwr
alrmwc. lw lcl‘l ironic. went to llnl oily. and
in “lo nrrungcuwnls with a friend of M9. n
cupculvr und lxulldrr. to into it lrsuil‘.
Dick was a "Mural mu-clmrm‘. No work-
ilillll was r-vcr unwind til ironic; lw mcndml
cvrrithlnu. 'I‘Iu-ru was no lull lm couldn‘t
"30‘ and, illl‘rl'fnl‘l‘. ui llu- l‘IilI of six months
thvrc was not a] \urlwmzm in the Shop lint
(Hulll compare with him for clu-gunl work.
Then lm hurled at li‘llv shop. and not up for
llimwlf.
Slm'iuv in row. ills Ills! null-r (“rum from
tho Willow Fllpp r to llwr \uglrly rrpilr
tlm‘c oi lwr now housws. 0i euursc little
pink ‘lil'I-Wllili‘ Il‘iiI nothing to do with illli
Mus. Filmwr n-cuu‘Im-ullrll him to all lwr
p'opmty ouuing Irlcnlls. lll~ lnhiucfis in
crmsni wumirriully. Ilvur: Ills Work wue
alw-u‘u \Vt‘ll «lune.
.ll llw \‘tul «if \lw your ho no u rcully
3 \ud Imairwsu.
Tlli‘il_llL‘ \\‘i nl homo nuc Saturday night,
with n lmnk hunk null u p‘nlu u‘uld ring in
his p chi i. ll" wrht in llw kilt‘l\cr\.~\vuy;
llwrc um no our liwrv.
(in his wuy up-wtuirs lu‘ ruct his mollwr.
Emlsrnocs I'lll"\‘vii. nud lw uslwd:
“ \Vln‘l‘c‘u K m l'"
“'9 haw lllllu‘liwl Il“:.‘l0i‘il‘.l ll Iuvulluu
ill \l Illl‘ Cook‘s numv Wu! Kai“.
“ Nut in. unnwcrmi Mrs. Ulvullrmus;
“but Ii lly ‘llmu-r is upul lll‘S; cubic up
will he prvh‘k‘ulmi “
“ limit Kitty Flipper l“ swirl ho.
“ 'I‘lu‘rv ucvll luv no curbrlrr‘msuwnl, Dick;
s‘w‘s cngn roll,"
“ (lit, aim is. oil? “'0“. (‘Huu‘ “lung."
“ M12“ Flippcr. my son,“ will Mrs. Ulcm
ltll‘nu, lil‘i‘S“ni."llL’ him.
Dirk I'H'ki‘tI up.
“ “'iml 3 “ ln- yr llmi, looking ul llu‘ lmlv.
“ Kiln, lw .lupiwr! what tint-s this rump? “
“ I‘m Kl'ly Flippvr oml Keno the cook.
too. I lrlcxi you. my livar. turd you stood
the lost uobiy. You‘ve prnvcl yoursvli my
ideal of a man. 'I‘nke mu, if you will. our
darling." .
And llc llllI inkc hcr. whill- tho OllI lu'ly
disclrclly looked out. of the window and
thought of lll‘l' youth.
“Ami wl-rc you all iu the plot against me.
oh i “ wkod he.
“ Yul,“ l leulmcii llrc lmlil-G. lmli highl-
cncd now they were found out.
“ “'ell. I‘m glad of l'. K'rto, you've mmle
a man of me. I inalslcd on my wife‘s bring
rt worker. and “‘3 a poor rulc that won‘t
work both waya."
Three days: after the lltllc villnuo church
—bul. pshawl the intelligent. rt-hlcr can
guess llw rest.
M
Ono “'ay to Get Mar-Med.
~—
Jullgc Richardson ¢i«,e~‘n‘t pretend to he a
pursoc and therefore isn’t mi Wvll up in thc
marriagccrromony a! the slimy laupporlcrsI
of a dr-cayin: hierarchy are. The young
couple stood up before him the other even-
ing and the Judge inquired in a cross-ques-
tinninz tnuo oi the grucm:
”Are you a citizen of the United States?"
The groom took hold of the waistband of
his trousers and rugged, saying:
"I wired for Tildcn, Judge."
"Why, James!" iulnlly exclaimed the
blushing- crenlurc at his aidc.
“I": It tact. Emmer." protested Janina
rather indignnnlly. and glaring at the
Judge.
tit
w
vcrcly:
“Do you. air, as a citizen of Nevada and
clean to this one I"
wound the waist of the shrinking bride.
ymng fellow.”
timo- Wdu-Ww, New. 61“".-
w
I
Motto: I (Ii-itch gave this advice:
Four spent to player. the rest on nurture a:
downturns“. non
Mum's-hum:
‘0“
His Honor coughed and demanded ac-
nlawlulvnter 0! Ram, solemnly declare
that vou will forsake all other evil: and
“I‘ve money to bet on it," responded the
groum. growing pale, but pitciuz his arm
"Then.“ cried the Judge, bringing his flit
down on his dent. “God has broad you to-
¢cthcr and—the run that puts you now
oer. The fee in ion what you like to give.
1t wu prellyliherul. cud the court at
then up cud klmd the new wile seven]
Sir Edwu‘dGoko on o holed occasion
Ki: hour: to “up. In Inw‘o gave Iludy nix;
Bltfii‘r Willie- Jooel Ind aboltnrnotioi
<
mu.
Venice in over run with blind men, al-
though she is mistress of the tea.
“ A tencher who will preserve ordrr or
break heads." is advartiaed for by c K108i!
scltool board.
“Don‘t worry about my going away. my
darling. Absence. you know, makes the
heart grow louder." “ Ol’ somhody elm,“
added the darling.
Taking him down. Young lady to u ju-
nior : “Mun should not he alone.“ Junior :
“Correct.“ Young lady: “Therefore he
should buy a dog.“
Au agricultural papar tells “ How to Dress
a Hog.“ But what‘s the use of dressing a
hog? It would ruin its clothe: before it
bud them on two hours.
A bug bites the oyster. and lol u purl be-
rings to grow. A bus bites a hotel guest.
and lo! he leaps out of bed cud wont. to
lunch somebodys eyebrows 01?.
Smith and Jones were examining n gun
that was not loaded. OI course, it went 011.
Smith was tilled with rcmorsc. and June:
with bird shot number two.
A naturalist coitus to hare discovered
that crows. when in nooks. have regularly
orgau‘rad wurl. in which the: oil wound
and try tini‘utlt‘N—A sort at u crumb“. so
to speak.
The slmltgcst Ill ur in the country woman
in \Vushiltgth‘tt. Ilc carries a ham war on
his «‘huwk. nut thou. that‘s- murmur. Some
cauliixlu or. carry uholc wiles by check.
So mutter how wilgioua it rum may pm
tcn‘l lobe. lust let hi: wit‘c d.ru hin old
works and put w grout Wall din ctly undcr
tlw hwl. «all limit our words. thcrx‘tl he
\luruiug all unwind.
Illwod will toll. When n trump "Tum to
ex! his lunch on n dourstcp. without do
rounding n clc .u napkin to place undir his
chin. you can rmkc up your mind that uh
lunatic blood has born oliilgcd to dunno
ilwli only by Iolov of circumstances.
“ Yer.“ raid nu old lady nilocli'wly. “ it
is now wry common to tulcgraph. and tlu'y
my it'll anon iw more cmmuou to lcleplrono.
but I llriux it‘ll ulwuya he more common to
tell u lib."
Tho urgumontum ml: “ Sum. vou nro not
llorwsl. “'nv do you put nil tho good
pl‘M‘lll'S on the top of the lucusure uud tlic
liltlc ones lwlow I“ “ Sumo rl mun. Still.
li‘li make a do from oh your home all ltturhle
and dc buck mic Clllt liy plop bul'l. salt."
lero are two brothers on “‘cst Hill who
louk so much «like that they cannot tell
vucli «lhcr “pull. and one day lual wu-k,
when John win raging like :\ Volomo with
the tualltttt‘lu‘. Ill-ury wont down to Dr.
\Yllh‘tlil and bull nix teeth pulled.
Josh llillloui in u urological motucut.
wrilva: “ 'l‘lw pvcullzuity oi the fly is that
ins returns to llw sumo spot; hut it lg lhc
clmruvlr-rlstic of tho muu'pillotlml ho rclurrtl
to u dill‘vrcul spot. Thus he dillvrs from
llu- lt‘tllltfl‘tl which tIHi‘S not change its spots.
Title is nu lu-pul‘lzlni incl in natural history
ii liaou has luvl-ntml u unclriuu for can
\lunslmr the who oi the clculcd ratitvnys oi
va York. running it down n plpo lo the
llllll-ry. loading it on tho Sound stunmtwuls
and dumping ll tu‘ur llultlolmrnuuh. \‘l.
llrvul mun. ll‘ul. llml E lison l 'I‘lw II‘tlill“
lmruuulr puuplo l-xpcct in can the rtoisu and
svll ii for Fourth of July cl-lcbrmlnus.
An c.\qul~lll- wuui lulu tho country in
munch of u (unit. null. lilulluu mw for rule.
iii-gun to lurgulu l‘nr il. 'I‘lw svllcr mun-
lloucll. us mm of tho lurul‘a rl'C\\Ilillli'lllI:tlltllls
that it had It \‘cry (‘uld spring: on it. “ All
-—llV\‘ l“ 81ltl llw lop, “I won't lulw ll thcn.
fur I'vv hrard lllul u Cold-spring tuiuvd the
mom lust iewr. “IllII don‘t want u place
\\ lllt such it druwb ck upon it.“
A little girl had lrcvn ul‘svnt Willi lrcr pm
roots to cunp meeting for two wet-ks. On
her rrturn her little plnyumlc. Edit Jouca.
i‘llit‘li'iliil‘d hcr hyshowiuu lwr her now play
things. At night lllllo Marv. in saying her
pruycru, auil‘: “ 0h, Lorri. birth lllllc Ella
Jam-s. quku her a good girl. so I can take
all lur plm‘lhingsuwuy from her and she
Won‘t u uul them back ugniu ! "
A purly taking dinner til it chomp restau-
rant. a fur days since, Ioumi the poultry
rather tough. One genius, alter exercising
his lmzt‘nuily to no «fleet in in ing to dissect
up old fowl. turned to the wuilvr It rd naked:
“Have you such a thing as a powder flask?“
“No. air. we have not; do you want one i"
“Why, yes: I think the shortcut way would
lo to blow thh old rooster up.“
An Omaha poke-player pnsced in his
chips very uuiolly‘oue day last. week. He
was playing live-cent unto in a saloon, and
them were four in the pot. A dirpulc arose.
and he made use at a phrase such as thin:
“ I hope Christ will kill me if it isn't so l "
He had dealt the hand himself, had as the
llcltinu was over. ha passed the cards to the
player on his left, who shufliad them and
then asked him to cut. them. giving him I
light lap to attract his allculion. The bias-
phcmous player did not stir. lie was (lead.
The ll'ading axioms oi the last hull of
the 19th century may be rcudered aa follows:
Make haste to be rich; Spend money bciore
you earn it; run into debt without seeing a
way to get oul again ; marry without bring
cos unlllthe prison dour: close and end
your career.
one and respected.
cons, between whom c bitter feud had long
ed before his old enemy. and solemnly SiId
church. I have payed earnestly Ior guid
not.
other. ll'e very runny.
cattle. that they both lab Iorwud and that
an with o urn-tube In tho m
w aminmamflflflw m
cam mmu m- _ ~
___________———1
moles, with a Foundation on
ublc tusuppmt a wife; keep up appearan-
Bdrm: each sentence put
“ do not,” if you would be happy. prosper-
A story is told, of two lNew England dol-
oxisled concerning Ionic contested point.
Neither wmrld yield and the miller threat-
ened to be bladed dawn to the next gener-
IRII'ID. when one day D.acnn Smith appear-
"Brothcr Jones. it is u shame tint this quar-
rel of our: should bring scandal upon the
once in this Int-tar. and have come to the
correlation that you must give in—ior I on
Did you ever use two women kin etch
They slide up Io-
vurd not: other cud tulle a (Irv sort of :
lips come together with an macaque-
tt. now didmut when there in o your:
SOUTH NORWALK, CONN, SATURDAY, ‘og'rorafifu :26, 1878.
m
1:. a. murmur.
Blillerl contractor.
labor and tutorial [uni-had I to
fiscambzd to will. a thorn malt mo 'bghfitnm
Work done by the Day or Cou-
"a!!!
From the Smallest Job
liars-oral:0 filimdmg,
Anywhere in or Out of Town.
An °f tunity to bailouts ”netted tron: on.
My hell and o rieuoc on each that I own
make it to the aim or oll who no: favor the
with 3 trird.
Plan god Intimates Furntthod.
Elbop Foot at Franklin St. near Entrance
to Nursery. P. 0. Box 6 «Mil
LOUIS J. BLAKE,
Attornoy «h counsellor-abhor».
(bloc in hwud’a Building;
SOUTH NORWALK; CONN.
(Garcia-m «cow lentil. I lead.)
WWW \m‘i‘d‘a. mm on“
W“ to. m ’
mm“
Illa Minx. till
Jacob ill. Lay ton,
MWndAoctdcm
Insurance Agt
NOTARY P013110.
Iota Sumo m “can mt.
STEANII‘ Tlfm rowan mm
Vanilla!“ mm“ 0.39.“. ’~ 0.
an $0811! MWALR. ©0328.
ENTIS‘i‘fiVi
We Will m
Plem on both in Work & Prices
We [and Tee“!
"'0 Fill Mb .’
"’0 Extract Mk .'
We amuse Mb .’
Il’c Ilcpair Mb .’
"‘9 Give I‘m-e Gas .'
Our Pollutant. in lufixhlulublu and our Opentrohr
FiNtClus.
pa. SWIFT Dentist.
OVER SWORDS CLO KING RBIPORIUM.
Cor-nor lulu and Wuhiuaton 8L. south Norwolk
MULLINGS BROS»
[Sumoiwfl to a. I‘. 'I‘U'I'I‘IJL]
carriages & Wagons
TO ORDER-
;REPAIRING in all its BRANCHES
an and SECOND HAS!) Wmorta rind
Buooucs on Haunt. for Sale or ‘
Exchuugv‘.
ine‘ Block fruSliiillial Liailiii
[ESTARLIBIIED 1948.]
M. M. VAN DYKE’S
H0181 81 llllllll! Sillllllll
l3. l0. 8!. 33 and 33
CATIIARINE SLIP,
NEW “0|th
Anwus Crux. News"! all 11mm of the
Day or Night.
\
mammalian. miracle
arm. ‘
837
. A. hit'uuun.
I‘aumncoru by the Slourucr Adulphi will Ind thin
the mom cuuwuiunl. ocouuiuloal and boot: conduc-
ted runaurant and hotel in Now York oily.
397 if
Sperm uttcurlon to ladies.
Drs. C. 11. Kendall & Son,
DEN'I‘I.'I‘..
Are now rcparod to re-
och-e tho r patron at
cliherliomlk Bridge or
_ “truth Nor-walk. The Ilen-
‘ lorpartnerhu “Maroon:
over Selicck‘e Book-tore.
Nomik. while the Junior
dur‘a Block. South Nor-
wnlb. Tenth extracted without pun. and all deu-
tol operations panorama at either othoc.
O. B. 3ENO.\LL.M. D.
o. s. hENDALL. D n. b.
FI‘fllllflS lll NEW SlYlllS.
FI‘IIIIHS Ullflflll as lllfl Ullflllllflil
Frames as Gilli as the Bast.
ll Nurll's Plain. Gallery.
The SileiL Teacher.
Annexed are a raw Mlmouinlu from some of our
Prouiucut Educator-I. lend them. ~
I have examined with lateral the Silent. Tuchcr.
and an confidently commoudttt to mat: to outsh-
ed to furnirh n oonrce of innruc on and unnu-
ment to chi ’ . It'd! TON.
Supt. of Schooil. Bridgeport. Bonn.
I know no method of inltruction more “that.
pimple andlntmatiux.thIn-,that turnlohd b the
Silent Teacher. ~ It night In and in our
with ndmirahlc ole—ct. and in
name ol interaction
Mi 1: Cou‘i Church. of» fiu‘tnoud of Idl-
- ennui. Norwalk. Conn. g -
I run, com which. mini; '
m. commas-oasis cm; . or.
Th a mi lath - ' '
then‘or: im‘mmhfifimm’mfig‘
.
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now-mm. . _
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thut bu no emtlon, orwumth. or “lookout
I.
“Shaman. downtédbhflhfl:m,
rennin: the old office. Mu- '
8|qu (topics, 5 Como.
TERMS STRIOTLY IN ADVANCE.
Tor-I or Advent-lag.
. A\
9 “vii 59:26310727 first} cowglfi‘fifii'fifiim
Ejjfll,fifljfi@ :“fiBfif‘Vfi’ "‘9 .1393
Haulage. ml Deathn rim-ma gamma”.
laud Notice: to out. not lino
JOB PRINTING‘
SENTINEI. PRINTING armor:
mow outctrurts. worn HEADS. um
HEADS. mumps. STATEMENfi
uaxnnrr.r.u res-r nus
l‘AMPllLR‘l‘x.‘ w.
ill inmslocl, ll. 1].,
0 "outward.” Physician
‘flco cud Nd mu. 3:le SN: ‘2? net
I xrux AVh‘lsilmt-o IN!" t to: “3‘1““ 1; to
t. u h to r. Nate or tllowrh Grown: Stow All
will humanity unwanted to. and “W
Mdh‘E‘FAfll’ RSI) BY
The Pocassct Iron Works,
V uni than Scum Row \‘m.
GIPSY FLflWER Pll'l‘
For .alo by
Jill H. Smllll. Florist,
SOUTH XORWdLK. (‘1‘.
CALL AND EXAMINE THEM.
The “films“ l! the acwcet ornanwrst for home.
lawn hurl mnmrxhtory. it is of novel beauty. hw—
mhhc‘z‘ ‘nud dot-chic. Once wen you “ill not he
' t .
HARDWARE.
Tho BRSI‘ ASSORTMENT in TOWN of
General I! out ware,
MECIIANICS‘ TOOLS.
of the am Qualilr.
W urns: LEAD. HINTS
OILS .b WIN no \t‘ G i..\ SS
A tall Anoortruont oi
AND KNUBQ.
TABLE tutti l’tlt‘lil'Z'I‘ CU l LEIIY
OI tho heat Quality. Cheap tor Cnuh.
Hillifl Fillililllllg Gilli.
JAPAN SSE PAPER WARE.
Agent (or the
Dove: V'erdic‘l Ii silcrnnul ilwll‘s
and Ilurgl-lr t‘r ml Suf-
LOCKS
l‘utcul Fin:
.
dgrlcnllurul Implcmcnt ~\
Ship (‘lnulilv-Iy. It‘ll". 5:0.
w. O. QUIMAnDs
No. 3 MUSIC “ALI. ELOK‘K. So. Norwulh. Cl.
snmm‘“
S
B
awinginillanmg.
and and Scroll Sowing
and Turning.
MANUFACTURERS 0F
DOORS. SISH. BLINDS.
filouldmgs. Boxes. Packing Cases,
II indoor! Frames. «I‘c.
I now on hand tool: for ‘50 prtlornn of Mould-
Il‘l .nnd will. when donlrcd. make tool: for now
I _\‘ GI.
Community in nook. PICKIITS Finland and Poin-
ted. FENCE RAILS and THINKING-S.
BRACKETS or all detect rtlona end WINDOW
rmrws mode to Order at l art notice.
Inrldo Trimmings got out I'L'IIIY to put up from
plum cud cpcclllchtlonh.
Welnut cud Itch Walnecmllng dud Flooring.
Turning 0! all DcIcrlptionr.
KINDIJNG WOOD Split And ready for um. run
up in bur-rein. «n mu
Burr Knapp
Foot of linhnll Slicer. sumh :s‘orwali. Cr. ’
New Market.
The uubacribur bur-lug token the urnnd on
o
MAIN STREET
Next door to CONGREGA'I‘IONAL crw RL‘li. rur-
rnerly occupied by D. l‘. II. Brown, nudithoroughly
retitled it had flocked it with .
Fish. -
Oysters,
Clams,
Vegetables
Emigrant Domestic Frills
Wily it vita: A coll from the labile Having
Ind parapet-loco. in the barium a thin cit . he
reli- computer“ to supply I“ domdo. Isa!
I William Bunion.
AreXou loam-ed '1
th- . ~ .
. - W.II.IOO - ‘ " ‘V
puma-innmnh. manual; at. a
Ono hm.....81.80|ux Month-u £1.00
9P,“ 1:00 1800 ts’iiiis‘m woo ram
"applied with tour aniline. two milieu. tad
monthly pope
Instructive urd interacting
COFFEE ROOM.
iody In attend-och trourQ; m.. to 9:45
nerve HOME LUBE article-c mentiuncd
the following prices:
cl:
gnu. tin. m. Sin. 1 in. x col. x col. Icul. 1 Cup of Maire. with when. hunt-l.
r urn—i. We 3 comma ri'oiis'or‘srafiim 1.33;“ T“: “m ”We", 3 t:
a u if snow.” 575 700 can ram Bwu'nhrchdudnutlcr. s u
: u h it!) {I'll 550 750 900 Ii 50 1300 Sukrdwich, 3 ccull. Margot Pic. 5 “
mom .uo $00 850 850 no) mac soon ' “‘ " C’“ m‘ 5 “
”—W__.___....- _.- flfl . _ . .v _, Doughnutn. .5 “ [Iain M “
r “ «It too 850 um woo two 8300 I‘nrklndilcnu wi ‘
.__.-.__... m , ._. _. th Bron “
i“"'“""5“oo‘3m mm ram non am'flooo Stewd wow: and mm” lg “
\Vu’r Claims 01 rsis‘ ano'iser.
Bunny- and Basin» (‘IIIN collected for Soldier-n.
"our \i How: had Guardians. nod ration homey due
Prisoners. No chorgc unlww succmsl‘ul. Real! 0!
mmflu ll ‘l‘r‘.’ i”? ”3‘13: lmw‘“
. t \‘3. l“ 9‘ wt fill 0! 61' A
drawn turd “(run-l. l
\\‘. S. R“? TOR.
& if. Sukiivr uf Ult‘ Lilli Wu.
uttiw. Dihble‘s Illozh. South Neruslk. “mu.
HOILLAND,
0N1": Cur nor-tr... Sun» Rx uvuu. C‘r .
on com mutt: on bud
FRESH. PURE .txtl (‘IIGICE
confectionery,
0! our: “riots. ht Whom ‘r and Ec‘trfl.
LA mm‘ .\.\“D GIZN‘I‘S‘
ice Cream Saloon.
Sp» cial iratmwurmc to tho» mammoth: our 8*
rumor lw “can tor ”out” I“ “Micah.
GIVE ITS A l‘.\IJ..
‘Vw .—_
lflu'lrlle!
The subscriber would res rect-
i‘ully itrlor‘m his friends and the
public gratefully that he has
leased the building formerly
owned by Goo. \V. Smith, Main
St . hour Solman‘s Hut F notary.
and is filling it with cvcry rc~
guisitc lor‘ the rmtuuiitcluring.
pointing and repairing of all
kinds of rurriugc work. Black-
smilh‘s work and machine forg-
ing ofull kinds. Mr A. B.
llullmwuy will conduct tlrchorse
shoeing department as before.
ll. TILLEY.
H. s. GREGORY.
iNuERTAKrn.
I‘rrdcr II. RBIKHVN‘S Shoo Slow.
80. Not-walk. Conn...
Iiwrytbluc Iuruiuhod for the intenaont M the
cloud. Also (loru-rnl Furnitun. Jobbing cud Itc-
purring cud l‘lcturv Framing.
RNIiIG‘l‘u on Eiluhvth Sta-ct u tumulr.‘
Caleb Wood,»
House, Sign
& Ornamental
Shop on fill-Well Hotel Properly,
SOUTH NOIIWALK.
Eilimumn solicited. uni work done prom
1! IF
tluticcily and reasonably. p I‘m
NEW BOOK "filing.
Agents “'unlcd !
”rut: rxnusrnun
Hlslfll'l ii iii Ulilill Slalli
Bolus I complete hlolory of tall
Important luau-"loo 01 America III-
r-vndlnr: Agricultural. Nathan all
Manufacturing. Mlnlnc, “outward-I
and 1|Ihor Raul-prion. Flue lin-
frnvluuo. No work like I: over pub-
luttcd.‘ “1“ cell at night. Ago-to,
rul- In the book tor You no "uni-co.
Add".-
Iteur Bill I’ublishlwg Com w
91 Norwich, Ct. pa ‘9’
Ii. PIE ‘7
III 0 E3
General Roofar.
sun. rm. ERINGLE. mm ad and
3»on done In the Belt Runner.
All Kinds of Roofs nanny/o
‘ "’arranied.
If not Made Tight, Nu Chcrgr!
sun waxrsuxo AND nun Loss ram
camera: on sun.
Olen at 3. It mmud‘: Capo-m '
0! CIA? nod IRAN“!!! $3.. an. Ror-
‘W
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a.
_ cot-ml
r: and journnlu. ire-«do h number 0!
There in I Como Room on tho urn» floor. nd a
.. to
w. I!
PAINTER. ‘—
I‘aper‘ Hangerfiij‘iaxicr, Graincr. V
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the "
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rowan!» svmr urumur 1.86 ea g Baum “BA“? : Y
- This in a mforthblo room Itténl up for tho knelt - : - -
aoumx 330111 3 pm torn or m ubiic oral . am «a mad. 1 W ‘3‘ ‘
. E S, 9110 Street. gm n53?“ szlrixsolgfclsrk “3:1": ‘1‘
om ‘ mkbfiizgm'mmmg 35"“ “or mu mm... m. an.
cammuourrrsnwct lunar-am mm‘: 1 ° " "“ ° ""‘ r tar ' 5%
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woman accustom.
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sated:- on «rim or tut-3‘ In" 330’
so: and Row Raven 8:10 o. n.
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all u.$l!td|t wilt run with m
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so can! u to urn-him
with their new Ind our of
hoop their not!
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