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“x. o ‘1 Men. to In IMP: trout.
2 on a hung boot.
l: mu the mutation-t- one so.
\ .t hut-chilly were heard so as.
wow wt- shall have ll lass! NP PM.
\\ us nails: to prewar“
~ - ., . hinl- ltis plat-o sod neat to aunt;
:5 ‘i;ht wr‘l um: space.
on also altar anittt his thud.
i t .t- trt‘n’ rattle the “with thud.
‘ .t .nvm tutu of. and In half druid.
n. o glut anutltor place.
; * ».v. u..- pnlplt next.“ said he.
t‘ww uurntr is a prim
\‘u, .1.“ authors so neat and tie“.
t 17-. no.» no under thorn baa hurts.
t‘. . .tu ism“ ortrn haw I won
The iii-In? bromine lib»t “
ll "1rd the ttntrltmut slat- '
llt- hope“ prmrd \t‘lontiry.
\\ it: dusting brush litr‘ sexton ratur.
\tul :pmlt Iii! gmtutrtrlt‘ gator.
\zw :nrr him Illi‘t‘ nor Ipare to t lattn
Titt- l:;lll of sanctuary.
.\‘ ion: h. lll‘f—Ilnra‘nl. and mi; and it‘ll.
tl.- mu :h' his former Ilrlghhnr,
\\ r... n-m- nsd union on stock and round.
it Widght‘d thv friction of a pound.
At: t t mud n if the art he‘d found
ut tutu: without Itbor
II.“ =- it. friend.“ he asked. "that I
1:. low such thump- and ltnorkr.‘.
\\ “. mu have grown I“ very gnmr‘“
» in“ he shuttered. " not a loss
3 mire first I spun anon
,. .umrtlmtion box."
“”
firm! @isrrllamy.
\ Woman's Aspirations
_\' :flllii‘ of liu'gt‘m Cullegt‘, Fifth
~ ml i-‘--tty second.~trt.wt.iulrmiured
\: ..« -. mm as the orator last. evening in
. . .. -.f I. ctnrus and concerts. They are
: m tlmw mount: and by subscription
, . .. gloom in rvlit-ve Alum Matter from
. numrud years ago. The tickets
, i .“ twin: our dull‘ll‘. it very s ICC!
-~ we mh'wl in the little hull of the
\lt‘illllt‘r‘i of the school were the
r w (‘ till ii. ti IIu‘llt‘lnr «if Ixtws. up-
- i an 391:“; In lt‘t‘lill’.‘ ml Illt‘ higher ed-
"i mi name-l
-. t . mu m: ladle". said site Is it bt‘s‘l
. urcuiturrd and ignorant
,. . n ~h mid lw its mothers! Women can
:« r l’r'wlli llw lily‘s [Tlflsth‘ position
\rmhl‘s firt‘lll field of notion. ()nc
l in l fiftv yours nan -‘\ \Inemt-lttlsf‘lls
m Isl"? was publicly rvpriutunded
‘. from... .i for touching wt-tueu arillttuo~
ml to—d \y. when she knocks at the doors
‘ utilii l and II-trvnrd. the unswrr comm
vitilv baritone. no. It is but a little
‘ .. ~i!;t‘v llw prnvniliug idon of n litrrory
m \V’lS that Illt‘ wort- blue stockings.
. «no. down at the heels. bur bualmnd
‘ 'uttonimsmnd iwr neglt-clod household
*2 n: wil l. Ytt the literary woman kopt
I lily onward, and iv: beginning to immune
I slmrc of lltv seats in the intellectual
. lonl. Thess- unto collects receivu till
-t‘;\lhll«l:\lt‘§. he thry bright or b'treiy
,. to pulse in; so
Tut-nu slur
~ ' :ut. to.. door It) lmrnin: stands open.
‘ .‘x i. not strange they do not rise I-ts'er
. n “t‘ musidor wimt disudvnntugri llwy
.w tn S'I'll-lelt‘ against in dust. which on.
_-‘. . list'll‘ fort. and burdens their brains
u .. rue. tnirv and hairpins. The state of
A \‘ Milt has spent sixteen millions of d. l
~f r llir education of [“0“ tutti not one
.t of women. As in Xv“? York state.
. :2 'lll u do. and in all the world. A L'lTl
~ .- l= rtit from n boarding tichmi to wait
» . hush iud.llkt' am oyster waiting for the
~ l but hot like on oystrr. sure of what
.- -\ .lt. {up
Jt st WIIXT AILED DIODES“
\w mi i :rtlllr-tltztlt Ilit‘i .‘Iisa I‘uuaini on n
\ l‘dvl m-mu‘l Inlllli nod sold: “I wish
. ‘l w..n‘..i give up this ftutlinll notion (if
7 mm: .dmut to it-ctdre. and some down
. hum ind and he a good housekeeper."
\l‘~s l‘-l‘.l7lllS rt‘plit‘d. -“B will: it willink’:
win-n-‘s your nun?" Women "In“ marry.
ilvr stiller-u is illt‘ kitchen and cradle. the
. v‘x bunk and Iiixtvt‘s Stint‘s Rust. That
:~ m.- iltttliliollul and still necrpted notion of
pounds duty and woman's place. Miss
t .ttrlnsinnucd for thctiivinc word to be
.-.. Eo-u that shall reach this (lead and buried
~\ “rm and bring her out. It is not all of
7" in ut-t Illtlrrit‘tl, nnr all of death to rc-
.,_. on single. The lives of most women are
. ....~ mbtcrrunmtn rivers. chafing their ebon—
‘ ‘-’ of stone with unheard murmur-at
he lecturer called upon the thenloginns
moan: her hearers to deny that it bud been
.. vnrn's duty tonbey their husbands ever
mm the plucky and perverse wife. the wo-
“.12th and mole Veshti rt-Insed to appear
‘n fore King Ahasuerns and his court after
t. \ [ind teen on a drunken spree for seven
C .vs. The flat cause of woman‘s subjugr
t vn was her physical weakness. The par-
wu» tint could flgbtthe longest and fiercest
“we the nation‘s rulers. The theory that
in women ignorance was tbebodgcuf virtue
o rough! the downfall 0| Gm. and will
int of America. males: Women is placed
~rrie by side in intellectual culture with man.
W . unrn have to strmie their way into every
l“;t:t rl mum of intellectual and artistic work.
.\I-m has lrul all the sduntagesto help him.
and wuxu'tn all the illsadrantsges to hinder
lwr. mas (musics arms-d her you: but.
m. .d‘ the Rutgers College if the right man
Now to acccpt his in“ “kiwi“. bi"- it
but to mu: the “IR 0! ll“ 'Rh courage.
out still with God theses.
W
The Israel’s Isa-
" You see." said the Squire, pitching his
V ice to an exact“ IIIIIIIGE. “II III soft-
er this _wny. Last Clo-ally Um a week
in“. I sailed dun from Grimm to Athnty
u at. seven bags of my.“ [sold ‘ets
I hinder Int-tied rotatio- it' fit tilinxs in
Emu-til. and fcefln' in: ‘ifi‘py as
NW“. when who should I, run :35. ,, t
Kuruel w I; of tits: ;Wi
M‘ l" b- io:- W.‘!'_’Ogit ova-tin
thick at are titans h I 1-st “We
drunk oassn the anus Maw or yr. the
list snatciwi out. :1 By Its sails may
lessad W. I was” ssh-aw
“m n a muscular: !' unclapvlsi
the Ker-uni. as‘ I ”dad “noun—MI!
: . .» lll'lI
r.‘
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little ran at a m door. an‘ a slick lookin‘
“latter popped out. an‘ and us in. lie
won the (turnout mrlltut ulnar you «or
soon. IItt jest not up an‘ spun aroun‘ Ilka a
torn cut with his tail aura. The room will
as due as a midis su‘ full of pietur: au‘aofys.
an‘ the ehorrs vua as soft aalata‘a wool, aa‘
I thought to new" that tbs Kernel was a
Ingsurinnt cuea Thar was a int of “thrill!
nice tellers scattered roun‘. adulllw an‘ adult
in‘ quite snubsbel like. Aperirnt. “‘9 “”5
uni wuarnt much not back. for be sorter
lafll‘i to hitnsel sn‘ than he llnya :—
“‘ Iitws.‘ says he. ‘I her fetelwd up d
frirn.‘ .Irdco Iliuhtnwor. this it Squirts
Starr. of Gwlunott. Major firings. Suture
Sham? au‘ so on all roun‘. Then tho Rer-
ual turns to me an‘ says :
“ ‘ Rrrlv. I wound oxprrtiu‘ eompnny.
Sinatra. but the “WWII?“ of the Young
”en‘s (‘btittlnn Soutabuu unitet my mom
tbt‘r l‘e‘lthllul‘k‘m‘
“ ‘ I tun an‘ \‘s I wua mighty glad to
meet the laws. mod to b» ti i‘t‘ctmtlr‘
Bitiiill mesvlf flow I not to ottn‘in‘ thoI‘nu‘
hers. nu‘ I btw tiller-vi hrd s mutter httnltcr‘n‘
artrr pious folkn 'I‘lwy till lufl‘vd nn‘ shut It
imu‘sowr aciu. tut‘ Wt! sol. tlntr a~tuuolth.‘
nu‘ n-ehttwiu‘ just nit lllllt‘llllt‘l Its you pit‘usr.
I «lisretnrmbrr how it mute up. but presently
M Jor litigant pita up tin‘ snys:
“ ‘ Kt‘rnei. witut about that new pull 1'
3 line you not up the other «law ‘1‘
“ ‘ Oh.“ any: the Round. looltitt‘ sum 1‘
slicepialt, ‘thnt wot. u humbug. I can‘t turtle
no bond our toll outru lt.‘
“ ‘ I'll bet you I kin man manage it,‘ says
Judge Iiightowrr. quite nulmntoti llltr:
" ‘I‘ll show you how. .chgo, with plonsuro.‘
s-tys the Kernel. nn' titt‘u bu wont to it tullto
unlocked a box ttn‘ luck out n dt-rit of itcerds
un‘u hull lot of little what~yuu~ttlny~cnll~
‘etus. similarly to burn billions, some while
nu' some red.‘
Squire Shaggs paused Iilltl supplied his
tireivssjaws with ti fresh quid of tobacco.
“ ‘Il ain‘t no use to It‘ll you any more.
When them follers got done inruin‘ me that
gsmr I didn't have mout‘y eunuch to hike
the down stairs. I lay I looked u litllo wild.
for when the Jed;c closvd the box he says :
“ ‘ We lWV bed A pleasant evonin‘. Squire.
You'll find the Kernel waillu‘ for you on
the sit-pa. un‘ he'll give you your money
buck.‘
“ ‘ I ain‘t never lttid t‘yl‘i on tho Kernel
senor. nn‘ when I do tlntr‘i gmn‘ to be arise
for lllt‘ Kutriucr—you mind my words. I
send Rule Lush-r next duly—you know Ruin
he‘s in tho Iwgisiulur‘ now, but I used to
row him pop corn when II“ wuz ~nt so high
—I seed liulu. nn‘ be said I won ink in by
the Plutrouh Int-n. Tuck in ain‘t no mime
for it. Dct‘uvd if I didn‘t go to lhcbutlo u.
un‘ git skinned ullvr.‘ "
#4, , -_
John's Latest Jokes.
.
Bulmtarm'r. Coxx. November. 1873
—-Britlgvpnrt is on no nrnt of Long Island
Sound; that arm is full of Il‘ll‘lflt‘ls. and it
ought to be. to hold the whnlo of Bridgeport.
The laws of Connecticut compel pussvugers
on railroudt to stop at all druwbridues. but
forbids them to slop ut draw poker. 'I‘hr
harbor is eligible for lam liltitlillittnth tutti
trading craft. In f-tot it‘s a crafty pinto
The I‘vquouuoit tiver In Mr BI‘ltlgt‘lmI‘l. The
citirvns are called “ Bridaeportrrn" 'l‘ltotuv
its Thumb was born in Bridgeport. When
he was born his name wits Strntlon. There
is no family by the name of Thumb rt-sl‘l—
in: here. The only tllllt‘f‘ thumbs two thu
kind that you put on your nnanl organ when
you wnnt to puntotuimo “you can‘t cont» it.“
or pit-e force to ill“ twin-cation. “ Not for
Joseph. lint for duo.“ I saw Thomas Thumb.
When ho was tint lutt‘odueml to society II”
had not been soon by any other queen llit‘li
than it queen bro. A man by tho bottle of
thllllilt‘l‘. t\ halt-dross" in Now lIuven. hirml
a room In Street‘s building, corner of Stutv
and Clllillt‘l strroti, in that city. und put
Thomas 'l‘hulub on exhibition nt 6} cunts
admission. It wasn‘t a suction. I‘m sure
he didn‘t tnliultl a IIIIII‘lI‘: tltnt wns before
Barnum got hold of him. Tbry‘ye got u
Guido“ Hill in Iiridgt‘p in. I went to such.
It lookajust like titty ollm hill oxuupt, p u-
sibly. “ Stun Hill." .Stlm Hill is used by
people thnt fool likv summing ttud urn too
guild to do it. Instead of saying “ It hilllvl
like the dvvli.“ they say “ It ruins like Sun
Hill." and so on. I met Mr. Peek in Brill-ro-
pnrt. IIc hud n bnlf pack with him. It was
I buy.
I was invited to tuito something by n cili-
zen.
“Says ho. Whnl'll you take I"
Says I. “ I guess I'll lake a gold watch."
Says be. “No. I mean what)" you drink?"
I Won‘t tell you who: I took, but I didn‘t
dodge that invitation. you bet. He called
for a glass of wciss beer.
Says 1. "Jimmy crix. you ain‘t going to
. drink that full I"
Says It», “No, I‘m going to drink it
empty."
Whew. what a glass. Turned upside
down it would have mode a. good shot
tower. Anyhow. it msso hints that when
it was filled I lost sight of him behind it.
and when he came in sight again we shook
hands as though we had just met. 'I‘bat
beer had a singular efl'ect on him. The first
exclamation he made after drinking it was.
“Vinnie Ream ought to join a choir." Then
he related to spa as circumstances. I stuck
to that cusp in‘ hopes he'd ask me to take
something over ogsin, but he'dldn‘l, and be-
fore I left he said " be visited Brooklyn and
saw Mrs Landon play Queen Ellstbetb."
and
Says hr. “Queen Eliatbolh reminded me
of a partridge."
Says I. “ Why so!" .
“Says be. “ Because site’s some.“ ‘ I
On entering a store tn-day I ohsttrréll a
man with no oucncsr him; he won figuring
on the ms with a piece“! chit.
Says I. “ What you doing. tuistrr r"
Says he, " I‘m negotistiug alone."
And so be was. He sits a full-sis ed man
with sdult rye teeth and whiskers. but oh
m “ml-I he was. Satyr gtmssiu‘t any-
,
rd Sign.” Ian‘s from York. Inn» 9"
says he “ You're 3M right.“
Then I! asked media I now when tint
lug umpsamlisit moot-lag that any;
with it exisil-it‘ia min. and um
tits W would be?“ ” * _
845‘s 1. “ that do ya mass.
‘3; *“ fix: 1;
air?"
-‘f 7 . 5-0;.th
”I‘m... u...
aaddlr mt rumisl. always titled with M
Bourbon spirit. I was Iatrotluesd to hint.
and I merely marital:
“titty: I. “I‘ve often heard of hot: and
Gill. but you. sir. remind ll“ of don‘t and a
Qii‘ll‘i.“
Ila you know he was no eccentric he not
Iliad. II it my hard to pitsaae some folks.
that‘s a fact.
I baud today iuadret'tttutly that this
man‘s brother. who had a situation in an
«rpm other. lost it “ musty t“ lie mired
a parliace from a futrler msrltod “ Capt» Q
(I. D.“ and he actually sent it to Capo God.
There is ll “ Ii ddmore Clipprr“ here. He
cuts hair. Tint isn‘t so titration as some
tblnittl In New York. On Iimadwtiy there
it a Shitl‘ that‘s it outtot‘.
.‘ir. Jonas uaod to soil things in Bridge-
port Mr. Jones has born «intuit in (Milton
n‘ra for tlftcut yours IIo returuod hat
writ and ltuutml up his son. Iits staid
with him three days. and then tbrrtt wait an
onlrnnuouwnt. Mr. Jones Mimi his son.
“ \Vhrtlwr ho had anything luld by for .a
tr .3 day I“
Says he “ Yes.“
Jottet—“ What is it i“
Says hr. “ Au liililiI‘t‘lItl.“
'I‘btlt thu‘k hurt the lutpplnrss of that
fumily formula—N. I‘. Sun.
“1.-.”... ”~-
Some I-‘ttttny Epitaph.
A book just publlslu-d gives us it butch of
cpitnuhs copied from old tombstones.
Iii-rt: is one on Mr. Popper. n publivztu. at
St. John‘s Stntuford. Lincolnshiro:
“ Hot by union. but mild by nature.
Ilo hruw‘tl good sit: for twcry cresitlrt‘:
Iiu ltrew‘d good ole. Mid sold it. too.
And unto each man girt- his duo.
The following wretched oli‘usl III of ghost-
ly puns is from Iiackney churchyard. to the
memory of Pt-It‘l‘ Stiller:
“As still at death poor tutor llsa.
Anti tilldnr who: Illvo watt but
Still not without a hope to rise.
Though Stiller than ht: still will be.“
_In Duncan-tor churchyard. is this row—
plot:
“ lit'rc ‘lca i brother-l by misfortin aoroundod.
Ono dr‘d of his wounds a the other was: drownrd.“
In OxI-tl‘dsllll‘u the following lines appear
on it lwttdstont‘:
“ Ilero lies the body of John Eltirvd.
At least bit will bellow wnun he is (ll‘ntl.
lint now at this time ho in alive.
The I‘Iill at August. Elxlydivu.“
In the Cliurcbynl'd of h". John‘s. in the
old city of Plunder. the following liuts utc
cotntncutorutivo of one Slii‘iili Booth :
“ A good wile. n tundor mother.
It was haul to anti out “wit anothrr;
in love she llwd. in plums ahu diod.
And when God called her he was not duultu ,“
tin tho tomb of u tunuuglor killod by the
excise tlIIlCt‘rtl. is the following:
“ Hero I lloa.
Killed by X I I.“
(Not the. gl‘liYG of it mun and Wife. who"
lll‘tfl‘lt‘d lift: \Viil snnwwbut coutvutious. is
the follow in; (-xpresttiru and cotnprolwualvo
line.
” Their warfare is acmtutpllsbrd.“
From a totubslono lit‘lII‘ London tho Iol<
lowing liut‘s two taken:
“ Ilote lit-s tho body of Nancy II. Gwlnu.
Who wssI so wry tum within
rllte bur-t liar outer shell of sin.
And hutrhod ham-if a obi-rubiu.“
As on illuuralion of tho exlgt‘nclt‘a of
rbvmu. am English writer cites the followv
in: t‘illllliill from n totnintono ut Muir
cheatttr:
“ How lion. alas! llluW‘i the pity.
All that roluaitu of Nichol“ Nun-city.“
N. R—llls name watt Newtuwn.
Iiut the Eucliul upitupiis more tlutu tlutl
tiwir tnettch in Atttt‘rto-tn grnvuyut‘ds. In it
ohuu‘lu'nrd lll‘liI‘ IIut‘tfonl. is the follow"
int: :
“ litm- llus two itnhios. so deud as nits;
lbs Lord ha Itilt than tuit Ill- atruo ills.
W huu tiny was too good to live tult mo.
lit: took thou up to lit-o mlt list.
So Iitt dill.“
On it toutiulmm orcctttd ovot‘ tho holy of
a young iudy In Dsli‘t‘lit'xit‘r. Menu. in the
following :
" Outltu ilst of March
God‘s angels tussle s mocha.
Around the door they stood:
'l‘lmy tools a maid.
It is said.
And cut her down like wood."
N our San Divan, lulifornlu. a tombstone
inscription thus reuds:
“ This yarn is ssitrlti to the memory of William
Iiuury Sharaltou. who csim to his doth by baht allot
by Unit‘s tcvolvur—ona t: the old klnddtrass mount-
cd and of sulch is the kingdom of lurid.“
The following comes from Ohio:
“ Under this sod
Anti antler those trsos
US"! the bod-
: of Solomon Posse.
He‘s not In this hole.
Eut only his pod;
lie shallot! out his soul
And went. up tolds God."
An inscription on a tombstone in East
Tennessee concludvs thus :
“ She lived a life of virtue and died of the cholera
morons. caused by eating men fruit. In this hops of
a blessed immorality. at tits ssrir are of It years. 1
months. and is days. Reader. :0 thou cud do like-
WM"
The following which Is suscesttve of cof-
fee drinkers. is from n tumbzto to in Can-
tit-client:
“ am lies on than like unripe out.
The wire or Mon Amos Show.
Sits died of drinking too much out...
. Anny Donia: elitism“ forty."
A tombstone in Texas itss the following
in scription : ,
" Houmainsd to the lost a decided friend and sup-
ports-of Wt wit-clubs sod measures. Biss-
ssdarsthdssdvitodlsiaths lord."
The following is from a coronary to
liaise, and was erected by tbs widow :
“mutate memory of James a; R.—tn. who
MA“. masts. in. nutrition “tryout-Is as
mmanboeoatmd. and “anti Mas
srsrr «ablation for a good oils. lives at——-
MMMM“
W
“loo-n Nmtxn'Sueu Emma's.“
~It ls pleas-mt to becomes para“: tat-icons
plenum. MIG“ blessed with twins:
butihenitcollsittt t ,7 we‘arssltgtlo
«m Row M walla-4n 3M .
WW. Klan-Mi m , “1W3. who
at" yeshaguwmm ”3&1!li
"on. Hepatitis-hon:— _ ~
Adults!” in”! ,‘flmrwu
owe-tot»- 7 ,. ; ~ ‘
s
SOUTH N
History of Arlen“ Ward by mutant.
I wot-born in the Suite of “nine. of pa‘
Nuts. As an infant I attracted a moat deed
of intention. Tho nubors would aloud now
my cradle for home. and say. “lino bright
that little facelookai How much it unit!“
The young In this would carry in» round
In their arnu. ant-ins‘l mu “iuuaaus lmr
du‘lin.‘ and a sweaty. ‘et-ty. ‘ ittlc tins.“ II
this nice. tho‘ I wasn‘t old euufi to pnlporly
apprwiito it. I‘m a hobby old darling now.
I Intro tillers austalnrd n pond “WWI char.
actor. I never was a II iilroud director in
my life.
Alliio‘ in rally life! ditlhuu invariably eon
lino utyarlf to truth in any amull bills. I ‘
have born cmduouily prowln‘ Mpt‘otttblcr
and wutmlublet‘ twr‘yyttnr. i luv my oltil.
thou. uuti ncwr tnluuite number ill‘lll‘fl wifc
for my own. I tun not it tutuulwr of tiny
tnootinu‘ h mute. but firm h‘iotwo in mowing.
homes. tuitl shoultn‘t fg rain to take it done
o f laudatuun tutti luy t \\‘l\ in the fith‘t‘l of a
villnutt that hadn‘t tiny. with it thouutud titli‘
bin in my \‘vsl pockets.
My tetuprruncut la bl‘llovi. nltlto‘ I don‘t
own tttlolltu' Ill lilo wo‘t'ltl. _
I not on tuwly riser; but my wife is u I‘IINv
bylcrlun. I only told thtt I out also bold.-
lit‘tltlllll. I ktmp two "owa.
HIV in Ii d liunvilin. Imiinuy. My noxi-
dottt tttulor is Old Slow Iiiilina I‘ll toll you
It liltlc story about Old Stove tbul will tuttltc
you lurf. Ilcjlued tho oluuoh last spring,
and tho ministvr titld. “You must go homo.-
lt'I' in your own house." \Vlteruupnn thu ol.l
vgn-lis old ass Went nud hilt n l‘ag‘ltr pulpit
in his sottlu‘romu. Ilu llutl llit‘ lint-rs in his
lilillutl ow-r f nu" duya.
I mum (to) yours of null. Time. with its
n-ienlless scythe, is I‘VI‘I' busy. The Old
Sexton gathers lheul iu-hu gathers them
in! l kt‘rp It pit: this your.
I don‘t think of any thing nint'v, Mr.
Etlllt‘r.
If you should git" luv portru‘it lu oounrct-
ion with my Ilogfry. pious huv m0 lugruvcd
in u lungulshiu‘ nttltuod, leunin on n mnrhlo
pillar. lt-tht‘ tny buck imit‘ us it is now.
Truly yours. A IITICMAS W ARI).
7"
Sumo”: You“ Own "(thrill—-
Si‘l-lNE—r-luil-runlll. Time—midnight.
Wife-w-H I wuah iii-it mun would go home,
if llt‘ into g d onulo go 10.“.
L‘illtlllll‘tI——“IIIIi-illl bush 3 . ile'J cull for
something rise directly.“
\\'lIt\~—“I whit ho would litllkt‘ IliL‘It!
uh ml ll lhon.fnr it‘n illiit.‘ evury honest mun
Wli!‘ in bed."
Lulltllurtla-“llr‘s bikini: lilo sliltulrn olI
his house nud putting lliL‘lll on ours.“
At this time .luuws begun to count to his
now. Brother Billion, and meet it (mildly ttl- g
ORWALK, CON N., THURSDAY, APRIL 9, 1874."
3W“) amount Sentinel.
sums!) RV“? THURSDAY stoma.
“WES I! CLAIR Q M8“ MI. IAIN arm.
“no Warm-thou I at: Mattias...st.oo
uncle «plea. I (buss.
Tali-M8 STRICTLY i1? “NANCE.
nuns or ADVERTISING.
tlnoullumonorear..... ....... ““31“!”
ttnotaummiitns....... NM
lialt column ““0 rear. ..... .. ............. tum
llalf wlmmoilatee.. ....... ..... ll.
\uarteroolutuntmoi-«ar.............. tum
‘lllllrlfll‘miiillililtllltllim................ 3.
iii
litteaqmawuar..... tout
ttnouquttrsouowoalt...................... .
on. “who each anttsoqusut week. . .. .. .w
l‘wosuuttmoueruunnu Rim
l‘hrotuuuarhmtoroar .
\\-\\\s\\\\\t
1' (inc Ittrlt span rauntltnm a Innate: but no
.ttreruwmts will ho counted loss than our mum
Murrtturcs sou Deaths maimed gratuitously.
mi Notices til routs pct- line.
sown NORWALR,
onmstm F. r. .t .v. (I. It R. norm:
my Goo. Clark. Agent.
T. as. ucsus'roat.
n E N 'r I s 'r.
Extracting tooth and inserting artificial dentures a
abet-tally.
OFFICE OVER SWORD‘S Cmrutxo Euromrn.
my
....,..- .. .
South Norwal‘t.
\[ I‘fl(‘«lsmt‘s
A . .
um; iixn LAGIIR BEER SALOON,
“urllor Water and Washington streets. South Nor
unlit. t‘unil L"
G Itocxc aces.
t
JOIN IIU'I‘UIIINGS.
r‘ortnrrly nutritious .2 Ferris. El ‘q. Block. )Inin
Ilt'et'i. south Nor tolls. Thankful ur the pool put-
ronngo recon-m trout his custoluorn. ho hope-.hy
kooltlllu a food amtrtntont of tirocurios to “loot
'hoir uppro union and sucttrc a generous shore of
thn‘tt patrolman in tho future. I—tf
I“ IItSNIC A. '1‘0141.1'3!§ st (31)..
mucus in
Uiltit‘lt‘ltlltls PROVISIONS,
Prowl-res. Jellies, Canned Fruits. Etc.
OPERA HOUSE BLOCK MAIN Sh,
‘ sott'ru utlltwwnufougt.
1‘. To: 4L1§Ss
Doulor In:
right wows, und oouununcvd rubbing his
eyes null stretching: llllii‘ltflI. its if bu hud-|
just uwoito. saying.
“I bulb-e I'll go.“
“Don‘t bu in a hurry. .Itifllt‘i." said the
landlord.
“0. yrs. 1 must go.“ said Jami-s, und he
stut‘lrd. ‘
Micron absence of some time the hind-
lnt‘l met und lict‘ilt-‘ll‘tl him with.
“ll tllo..lnn. why ulu‘t you DI‘OII down to
aw us?“
“Why.“snld.Inuws. "I lntd lllki‘ll snlnttuy
shinning otl‘ my own lltlllzi'o it began to huh.
so I tllouulit it limo to nittil the look. und I
burn donu'll.“
'I‘iit‘ astonished tavern lweprr wont home
to it‘ll his wifv about it. ttnd .IuInt-n hns evol-
siuot‘ lvl rum liltllll‘. tutti uttoudvd to his own
llllflllit‘xi ‘
110 is now u h'tppy mun. null his wifu tulii
ohlldl‘ou uro lluppy , too. '
Young mun. whose house ore you ailing.
ling?
W...” .
\Igttuan ro out A Sttnwttmnu Ax\‘\\'.\\'._
"t? ”wits undo out on it] unit in tho township
of Wltitu Odk. Iuglmtn Cutnty. sticking to
«ivory I‘urluvr until lm got his name and
moury‘ uud ltsn lmppvuod tint he route to
u llillI-‘tl wlit‘t‘o tit-nth bud culled u Tow hours
beforv. 'I‘ho farmer‘s wife was laid out and
tho litubuudtuuu and his t‘lllltll‘t‘ii worn
ur'twlttgnvvr llt‘I‘ loss win-n tho oditor knock-
cd til the dour.
"Wind‘s up?“ lnqulrml tlm oditoruts Ito
suw tiw furmvr‘a solemn muutunuttets brforu
him.
”My wlfu la tit-nil." ropllod tho Inrutor.
“Is that so?“ tnnsttd the editor. it little dis~
ttppointod. “Did alto din may!“
”Di‘tlppt‘tl nlI‘ like it luntb.“
“Did site any nuvtluuu?"
“Not a word—lust wrnt right to sleep
like.“ 6
“I didn't know." continued tho editor. is
aid Iookon his f:tce.“but what she might
have requested you to subscrble for The
Granada. which you know is the best paper in
the county. If you wnnt It. I'll take your
name right in. and under the circumstrnces
Iwon‘tcbargsaccnt for the obituary no-
liar!"
The former hung off for a while. but be-
fore the editor went. uwuy be bud‘two addi‘
liouol tlollnrsin his pocket, and bud written
out on obituury notice for publication in tin
next issue. which the bereaved lutabund
pronounced “at mightv smart piece."
W
Ctncummcss ALTER Cam—Deacon
W. was a “boss carpenter.“ and ti B-tptlst in
“Fwd and rsg'lsrstaudin‘ “ in Rome.0noldn
00., morn than forty yours ago. One day.
while he Wits working with his men on the
third staging of auowBtplitt church which
.5
he had contracted to build. its hcnrd one of
the hoods utter an oath. and he at noon be—
gun to preach o sermon on the sin of swear
lug. Just as he had nrriveti at the most im
pmire part of the discourse the platform
on which they were standing gave way.
The demon threw up his nuns and. gum;
heavouwsrd.exclaitned“ Lord have mercy.“
The staring settled straight downtra .
struck the second pistfom. and that. '
'dwoutiy ”penumbra..- stm.” Then,
as the combined weight of tits ~ two plut-
lorms. including the tit-am and his four
~tnso.»mitsd the lsst mitts. and than to!-
tersdstt instantand not down. the deacon
“than. his m~Ifl at hand. fairly new
ed. "mourn amt”. But when titular
tire nsgsstrueit tits aoltd‘gouod with it s...-
tnembied a moment and that gave way. .
‘ “Assist the good (loam loathed skywardond
Stoves. 'I‘in Wore. Cooking Utensils.
“up: and than Farsi-Ila. Goods.
Mt‘lll Rooting. Tin. (‘oplmr sud Shoot Iron work
till‘i‘iidtfl murder. Jobbing of all kinds promptly
lion 0
'~~lf WASHINGTON STREET. SOU'I‘II NORWALK.
GREGORY‘S POINT
MARINE RAILWAY,
, norms nonwsut, or.
CAPACIT? or autumn. . moo Torts.
“marlin But?! or Illuminati u! Sher! Noam.
Furnituro for war-Na. l‘nln‘. (ills. Dori: Varnish.
Ottlunu. Shin Tools. ole. rotmnntly on hand for solo.
Mil til“). 8. BELL.
'A.uaLLECK,
u okuik.
not... In nouns and STATIONERY.
MONOGII ans «out and stamped on
latest stylus on 'l‘lused Papers.
tall-u
THOS. F. CROFT,
IsAN [)9C4t Plt‘. GAIIDEN It)“.
41mm: to Ms Laying Out of alumni Scotti.
Ortirrtl mrviwd tltmuuit P. (i. no: 93. film molt.
Ct“ or in this otilro. will be promptly attundt to.
[lotus-onus t
.louu W. Manon. EM... ‘i‘ttrrytuwu. N. T.
w. II. Aurtuvuun. .. “
Mu M. Lawnauus. L‘otupo. “'otltpuri.
Juawu .isrrsuann. (him an ti‘lnltiu.l lluhukus. NJ.
CALER curs. I‘llillfltllphlll. m if
B n N n n l c 'r . g
DINING. no OMS.
119 Chambers St, N. 1’.
Tables reserved for Ladies. 148
JOHN HILL, M._D..
Physician and Surgeon.
Ollice and usideuce.
MAlN ST., SOUTH NORWALK
148
(Opposittt the Opera House.)
W. H. LAVALLEE‘,
H A R N E s S E S .
slam Furnishing Goods and
Trunks.
South N’orwalk.
Main St" -
Ila-Bum.
M U, s I c z
The «South Nomalk Quilt-ills Band
mmparsd toturnlsh updater '
M1914".
PART ‘ Ear
tau-u SOIBEEls,
snmsonoosblatem ApplytoJM. EI’URZILT.
Wow 0H. A. ‘ K. Promoter. South Naturals
HORSESHOEING.
The nutrition rat to so saws-s nous:
“60:85 G.satidoali vanadium-g.
lllTEiil-‘ERING ‘OF' HORSES
vented. oat-m- crnckssud Concrelisrcd.
millimgflffl‘ay‘l" and maybe
lain am through an or Ira: near
a...
Tile s
lmhmumms
3081‘“ ass-r .
’ oYs'risn‘ 's'r‘Ew
"umsrm‘ ' .st- 2 ‘
Roasted.
neutron s. 001.08". Propriators.
Price! in Raw:
GRWIRIII. ,
Thebestpiacalatlssitr to bar you 0
and Provisions is on Walnut“ Street. at
Mr. Oonrad‘Bccker‘s
Wits been! run t tir wry
found in a first 2:33- .213...”qu thing anally
Jon rumrtué.
SENTINEL PRINTING OFFICE.
canon Huerta no :\
may}: git.ulli‘iti§u{“3€3§§m‘iwn
‘ Mist-nulls. aw. 8‘
I‘dttiaa aatl \‘hltiaam unrated la the
turbo-t Stsis of the Art.
Work doors at short notico._un rout-outdo term.
i. l.\‘t~\-.‘ ~;~
.E‘FNPXD'A‘MHIQ r’S‘TIA‘Ql
. , ‘31,} 1
“III! N ”UT“ Nib-WALK
S‘N‘I‘INII.‘
GUSPADORES
One Dollar I
M B. R. Loclnvomi’s.
HARDWARE.
'1‘! ~ hestsssortnlant in tumor
GENERAL HARDWARE.
_ MECHANICS
7‘!
Toots.
0f tho best quality.
Points, Oils and Window Glass.
Rim. Nortlce and Dead Locks. Porcelain. Plated and
Minors) Knobs. a lsrrc ltamrtmt‘nt of 'I‘ablo In.
Pocket Cutlnry. of the mat uuslity. cheap for cash
liousu Furnishing Goods. Japanouc Paper Ware.
‘ LAWN MOWERS.
Agricultural Implements. Mechanics‘ Tools.
\V. C. QUINTARD d; 00.,
No. 8, Opera House Block.
SOUTH NORWALK. CONN.
noun RNA"
‘l’l-tf
w. r. qt'tuuan.
South Norwaik. Nov. ’7. 1870.
S . A K U L S K I
Rtwpoctfuliy informs tits Ladies of Norwalit and
Vicinity. that he has engaged the sorrows of a first.
CII‘I manufacturer of
HUMAN HAIR WORK,
Who will make up. at his shop. all kinds of work
tinsired by indies in the latest and most approved
utylru. making m‘ur “roundups“ of the lady‘s own
hair. or will supply hair to order. He has also con-
stttntly on hand. a line assortmnnt of
sw l'l‘Cll as,
BRA IDS,
Cllulls, &Cs,
Which be is able to soil at lower rates than ever be-
foro oli‘erod. Latlloa desiring such work. will do u oil
to call hrl‘oru purchasing elsewhorc. as he can assure
them than he can sell twenty per cent. lower than
any other dossier.
lit: hat- aim titted up a Private Saloon for
LADIES’ AND CHILDREN’S
11 AIR 1) R ESSIN G.
II» milllltii the duo store in
ELX"S BLOCTK.
Formerly occupied as a drug store—«me of the best
locations in the city. In tho roar of the Ladios‘ e‘a~
Iron Its has a tint:
Hail Dreisiu and Shunt Salton
FOR GENTLEMEN.
9911'
I). I]. \VEBB
Solo Agent for
Averill Chemical I‘nint,
Dealer in
ii]. AND Willi]
FLOUR. GRAIN AND F
Lehig‘h, Lackaavana
AND
PURE FRANKLIN COAL 0F
LYKEN‘S VALLEY.
TRY OUR
A81”
SPLIT KINDLING WOOD
CHESTNUT. per Cord,
3 son
OAK, pur cord.
“3.00
Delivered at your house
Please «all and examine our stock 2nd prices be-
fore purchasing cisow
D. H. WEBB, Agent.
Foot of Washington direct,
sum nonwsrx.
c. w._oAY7,
Dawn!
‘56.“
oncoming, . .Pntnjtsmus,
FEED, Eco, liter >
Japan, Oolong,”Imperiol Tens,
so cu. :9” Pound. ‘ ~
soon mix: in. sets. par a.
Tin
Mono-l loot Bullion,
" And auto-is
O O A L
Wuousau Inn Rams.
FOOT or‘ warm! s‘l‘ltts'l‘.
I“ 3001‘" NORWALR, C‘l‘
RICHARDS. WEED &. 00
AND \VOOD/
OPERA HOUSE
8 1 LL 1
(a. "mo-—
LRcfrcshment Rooms.
N0. 6 OPEBA’HOUSE BLOCK,
SOUTH NORWALK.
“committal. barium talron tho shots rooms
and thonutcttly mowed tum. Nimtmily mm
the blietlm moribund to men a art-below“-
tabl ailment. The: will keep constantly on hand
Imperfect Wines.
Liquors, AM.
Lapel- and Senora.
Tho have tho mt I'illllani Tobin in the oily. and
into to give portieular attoutlou to this branch of
the attrition
N. 8. PRATT.
0t lanaxvr.
F. B. ul‘llla‘roN.
Proprietor.
BELL 62 HILSDON,
Wholesale and Iota“ Mora
—ut—-
OYSTERS. CLAMS, FISH
AND LOBSTERS.
Oysters by the Barrel sud Gallon.
Tomato Catsup by the Half Pint or Bartel.
FRUIT AND VOI‘I’AILIC.
Canned Fruits and Vegetables.
trim" or run Nirw roux AND NEW uavmt
RAILROAD DEPOT
_South Norwulk. Conn.
Ill“! "Us.
l-tf
VII-LIA! “IUDON.
ISAAC W. IVES,
LUMBER,
DANBURX’,
Conn.
“id!
_.._...,__-. .« ,_... .._.... ._.......—.~._
w'I'Wypes
AT WHITNEY’S
Until the Holidays:
To necommodlto the tlmrs I will make beautim
Tin Types at the low price or
FOUR FOR $1.00.
Plain Csit'les-tle-Visitcs. $3.50 per Dozen.
Until after the Holidirrvvono sitting—cash
luthdllCt.
E. 1‘. WI! TXEY.
JOIIN SCHAUB,
Boot and Shoe Store.
All kinds of
lion’s, Boys’, Women’s and Chil-
. 3
5‘» (iron 8
B OTS & SHOES.
. ALSO. RUBBER BOOTS a 83038.
Particular attention paid to
t
t
CUSTORI W031i.
All ttttl own work Is guaranteed to give spam
tiun. A shore of thepubllc patrons: respocttutly
solicited.
cor. R. R. Place and Clay St"
Opp. Adslts‘ list Shop and B. R. Dspot.
13148
F. 1-1. NASH & BROS.
ST 0 R E!
II the place togo to." you want the Walt
Best Stone China
In the market. Our: c. 0. WARE is ail-sit equal to
the Stone. .
FRENCH, CHINA &POBGELAIIN
Flue andchslp.‘ Ammo!
TAB“ Gm Wm.
French Gloss Shades,
'rtn nus-t mum in ram m.
‘ wax FLOWERS.
«monogram
I n o rt 0 Lao‘rnmr.
smmmMmjitmmuno-j' {to-t
, swarm. , fl
hum of Ilikinh
“tuna-mm y »
7'"!me suns miss-twat can II
we Stacking. infill-“Mathis.“
mnflsfimmo
ARI) HALL
"i
.
11‘
"t?
WHOLE NO. 1‘78.
SOUTH EMWA“ 0“" “Im—
lust-Wanna m
EMg—mwa no...
a! g. ‘
l . um
«Roam H. has:
an ‘im
WILL“: T. Gust.
an“
‘3:
mun!-
wwuuf‘n?gsv
W at m oils-as.
first . “on“ W ¢.fisv.
Home l. Nouns. Ems '.
l Roaaarl. W Jon: I... h
x w?
arms. It. It. Rowan. t‘. F‘J‘otus.
flirt! bro-usurio- a. laminar! ll.“-
rstotn Casaus I. Dart. “an? Sim
“I!“ or m "ANN“ 00'3"". on ‘I‘ “I.
am
an. .
Hum—Ii. It. Elwelt. 3. ll. m I. Ill-IQ.
«mm—ll. I. Norton. .3. I. W X. 8.
mo.
80m and Sim—J. O. m It].
Rowan. ll. Seymour.
W.-—R. I. “tilts. II. W. tutor. N. .1. Quart.
ma . . . . .
mem“ “withhomllmaud
arm—J. I. Richards. a. Germ. C. I. now.
“WOWNQL W. m. Ii. Ii. ”no“. I.
M:- Mt-L‘. I. Tollss. B. Iii-flit. I.
Soxlaour. ~
AW— . .
in 1mm, c I. Duty. It I. mu Cheater
J‘mmd‘m—N. J. m. J. L. RM
TIIE FREIGHT PROPELLEBS
City of limit or P. F. Brady.
Will leave from each and d , -
Product- sold without charge frmfigtm weakly
Froiuht at old packet races. and rsoslred daily.
ll portions sro forbid trusting any of the a.-
A
loyoes ol‘ either of the “our . -
In. owners shutout. show hosts on '5;
ii.
New York and New Haven II.
---. .3-
-;--.
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
1878. Wag Noe. nth. I'll.
Trains leave Mozart £1“th at South Nos-rial! as
out
[or New York.
At 2:3 A. M. Baotou Express.
: CI p .I
$303 a Acacia“ Mil“
1:45 “ Local I ~
, m... W"M“'
g$ :. A‘eeomtnudstlou.
1:18 Pull. Accommodation.
not 5 ton Exorcist.
ggI “ gas tiou.
slat “ mfg k don.
9:87 ‘9 too
A In"! York for South Norwalk.
t ‘f: 0. 8:05 (31“) 915. 10.00. 12:00 ll: 8:00 (It
8:55. «as (boat EL.) out Local - "
(Ex..)aud unusual. ( I‘M“; fl
South Nor-walk for New novel.
At 3:39.; A.“)l. Accommodation.
9539 “ 3mm
mu “ Ammxnm
ll'fl Boston Rx rods. .
till P. )1. Account! lion.
8:!“ “ Boston
a; .. .. he!”
in!“ “ Accommodation
&“ u .. .. .
6:“ Q‘ |\ {i
that “ Boston
1038 “ -. Express.
Trains lave New Haven for South Non-a
ltd“. «Rad 8:“) (Ex) 5:3). 8:8). Em. fifl £33..) Alkit‘:
:5:ng :‘ 1:53. (Ex..) 22:30. 8:31. (ELJ (2‘5. (Eta) 5:”.
For Bridge land war stations. “3210? i , ’9
Swingeiilsf ‘ H"
“on“? 333331: :ngth at. the Stark-
. oer: upthGeaNsvnst-sl.
John 1‘. Handy. Division as 0‘
Grand Central Depot. New Y - " es.
and Norwalk-R.
' - -
“INTI“:
ARRANGEXENT.
COMENCIN'G Duo. 1st. rm
Dolly Trolls- lean South Kort-It.
some A. II. For all nations on Danna . Not-tan
out: “a ‘3“: "a“ "smut
it I 1* l
4:35 P. )l. u"! c talus and? don’t.
. For Danton-u old
Atw an. lmdma m1 ”my and laur-
. F RI
114155.”. % lgouglfl‘dd “d m.“
It :15 P. )1. Freight 'I‘rsiu.
Lsavs Danbury tor South Not-walk.
At can A. u. an a. 3.. tats r. moon. is.
Freight at mo P. I.
JOHN W. Bacon.
t-u Sawiuwlduh
llouso lbs- !olc. » ’
THE Dwellinf lion-o. Ban and sue-ital! ”a of
land on Omar strait. not: to the premises of
Sarnnoi Seymour. Esq“ induced for sai
g. .
oer tho whole house. well or water. at? T113.
Is in mud repainsu contains sores rooms. For
particulars to
“w a. timing".
Cor. )Isln and Ann Dim South ‘unralk.
P. tin-Aim. one house to lot. 1'."
Union Marble Works,
ITALIAN all“) mean mu
6W"!- DRAB. 03 330" STOKE
DIONUI‘IENTS.
Slabs. was. m'hs‘nefigmm“ and
I! me new rossrsu was:
Females-y Fencing, Iron Bailing, #3.,
summit
Scotch Granite:
Address E. B. PRICE, Agent,
tit-ohmic 8L, tn the rear of the on Bank,
Norwsik. ' 1044! ,
oneness w. Sun's!
GROOERIES.
Pnovssxorra-
. mmmomm
mwrmmwzfi“
of ,7 ”out . Cos—bug's: ' -
. 1. 77;»:
mummum' '*
FLQURm FEED
.
Norwalk Chronicler