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\OL. 4. NO. 20
rrflaelrg.
Soustlue.
_—_——.
Remember-—
" i: to is short—that death is sure.
i at «wry hart must polo cnduro:
Tbs sorrow Comes ll pleunro lies;
\- moi-ts! lives. so mortal! dies
A: d is forgoltsb-rsotnetltnc.
Remember-
Try a! the dsy‘s brood Innis bright.
5» too, the shodowncun‘u It night.
1‘ .9 best of csrtb in tombs sre lsld.
3- fan‘s bloom so PM fldI.
\t..£ 3.3m to dust—sometimc.
Riimcmbor—
naw made-books are quickly old:
. .. nil that glitters is not gold."
l Nnrmz- it but at llttlc won:
t- m ma guinea: old snd torn.
And N rejected—-sometimc.
llcmcifibir _
A- {from is hope. there ll despair.
PM: human life is full of cure;
Ar; l cvm Truth abiding Lovc
\llli! tuliow Faith. sud nodsbovc
This cbsngcful cum its rest-scmctinic.
Remember—-
Tint when the sin?! is ulmt-d too high
l‘ {.ellnt‘f Inds the distsnt sky
V :r snakes the unrk. So effort ram:
31-..- oniy cud tint it has gone
1 sliut too fur-sometime.
ltcincmbcr—
mun; and dost than say forsootb.
matters nil thy simple truth!“
Inc, whoa all thy locks Ire gray.
-, “hen desth is in thy wny.
-; silt rctnrmlnv il- sometime.
\\ v4.2
. “.
Ri‘mcmbcr 7 ,
‘ ' lit-nun liss lasting pence;
sf alum: can give sun‘rnss
Tim if thou would know
of Gilead in thy woe.
l: marzn‘wr [limr sometimc.
«no—ww—
.. Congratulation.“
. "m story of your love;
«ml as unr' who did not htl.’2
~ .. '3..- .eprnzizg lips of hope
. ' 11.x FLOW uuzrr of s four.
and dot-cit which bidu
‘i‘LIlllllll’l‘; nil luv‘c‘s cud.
van! 1 lmldly lift
trouble of t [timid
m .. n with. not thus. index-d.
t'ltusell fat: for you.
.vzi masmt the possible.
in ' : i;..~ sin-ct bud lost the lruv‘.
. .r-l limv~
' \
i": 22:9 patent palm of love
‘ .. : time toxin-in kneeling. lili-nt.~
.l-r. . hlll‘l!‘ iii-tend to wear
..~ ms» upon your bins-t:
' ,- zli» tidal wave of life
\l ~ ms. 12ml.- ripple bloc.
\ -- fulzuuu dosp below your Him
“ Mal - lust trrsvnrcs sleep for you;
\ 2:.rll 'Willl tbs-u? You‘ts only tnlssed
\ m m. your calm eyes never saw. .
'vu- nml xmtun’ kind to you.
i -.;r~.-:t unto yourself yourlsw l
\ “452'! ever part for you
.' “endow of the duo‘s rich gloom!
r vvcr lend. tbs dry sand:- o‘sr.
“.10 the lung lust palm-lwu‘s bin in)!
\n. “B"K'r. ncvor may you know?
l-‘or littm wnvcs trip mvrrlvt
\mt never. new: msy you know!
For sum-l the ““‘l‘ rum: bc.
\-:.: \h-mld my doubts sud dreams be both
lib. (told ss drains sud doubts may be;
9; luvc‘s unuisdum truer prove
in. you. limb my wise furs to me;
\.ill
\. .-.- ii Id‘s own purpose amour:
1- t Mud softly like n wing.
\le -u\r .- beu knowledge to lovs‘s self
“a". «to l it an! not snytblngl—
:Eirn -sb lbcul (30 you Eli ways.
lullll‘. His is the summcr M
\\ ii ll)!‘ litlb~ wsvcs sunll trip.
m: tn: the lllllo roses be.
i142! into one lot than can:
\. mm one i unpply know)
. - il-uu'r'n scour. the furost‘s forts.
“ drpxb‘n ”serve, the ripplc‘s his:
A
tn out to lit-Iran‘s mind ,
: \gm- um both "an “not nod sum-—
L.,.'ll llesvvn "bod it buck still.—
::..it ltlsl int in not rhsnxs with you.
sin-«MA Stuart Pubs. in Atlantic my.
gel“! grueling.
Twenty-six Dollar Churches.
ll‘l’ REA. 0. A smunsno. p. n.
in: in: in nurtbrrn Michigan there liven
:__ .u uliuu- lift- is spout in dolngzooa in Mr
w an in ll~.~ in mlss‘tuusry in the but
‘ ‘ ‘C Hf lllt‘ thl’xl. "A! known DOW lOPNlCh
. wilivrs on the frontisr betterthnn our
. . Harm lily (-lcrgymcn. lie on swing an
t: u ilii liic best illmbt‘flllln tbnt ever felled
five Hi: can nuke flfly miles I a” 0“
.' . »l through the woods. sleep I'llh I102 f0!
3,;. minor and bougbs for his bed. sud drum
n! .1 ll‘ rb's lx'ldur with the casein 0! Odd
mwudmg and descending wound hi8 Bctbcl.
l". v“ scrvicos on s Suudsy Ind MM“ miles
.,{ wilting in conduct them. only help him
==u sit‘t‘p sound in the hesitnful plus wood
.m. uni be rises early on Hundsy UNI ‘ I”!
up? ‘iilc for work. Every nun. woman nnd
call in three c nutios kmm bit“. Mid ms-
:2. mi lilt'm luv».- grunt rcsson to bless him.
ll mu; tho list eight years he [amend 05°
:..ndre l snl thirty-ave Sunday scum“. ‘
L xr :9 p m of which sre now self-suslnlnm‘.
s i l churches hiveslwsdygrown out ofsotnc
‘ lb- 11).
\A few Sabbutbs ngo this unis-icon] stood
1!) ant- of our city chm-chins sud told the slut
l' r: story of his daily sud Sunday life in
liicbi "in to n cmstion. any of whom
were children. His all form 1000 and!
seven feet sb-ivc tbs plutforu. his long flu-
Kvflcluped srounl tbs hymn book. not I“
keen eye which bod oftcu followed the bun.
ter‘s tr til.took in use whole scans st sflucs.
lie t lid ct emigrants mostly from the East
leru part at ourown load. whom into
"1': woods with only who: sissy cull wry
on their mud formats: croonin-
l’flrs never bod s dollsr of nanny. who
would yet cons ugulsriy so many sailed
in the woods. and (in out“ mm
s dsy's chopping to build s Intuit“ balk
at church. Bo upshot m W h
s scinty neighborhood. lull
.b
lbusbclo! quotation-prism“
tormcouucmsunusnd
“mountainous: Is:-
thcin into I Suudsy school. revived in their
hurts the ambition bad self rsspst which
seemed to bsvc died out of their nsturss.
sud put them by the influence of religion.
morality nnd friendship. on the high mud
to prosperity. sad in more than one instsncc.
to wealth. For two hours. grown people
sud children listened engorly to the plain
esrncst speech of this good man. whose tcn-
dsrncss and simplicity scorned wonderful
in s nun of so large n frame, and whose life
had been passed ln‘n rough and wild coun-
try.
When his speech was done, those who bsd
heard him describe the building of churches
in the woods, and bow for every lwentv—six
dollars in monuy one rustic place of worship
could he reared and dedicated free from
debt. to the sci-vice of Gnd.crowdcd around
him with their clot-lugs. and the good man
went sway leaving s blessing. and carrying
gifts enough to build several new churches
in his for forest home. We would gladly
welcome this Sundsy school missionary
every year. snd if twenty~six dollars in ma-
ney will build s church for such a preacher
we will gusrcntce the formation of a cbcnp
church erection society in every congrega.
lion that listens to his words—N. Y. Obser-
our.
[The above has reference to Mr. Henry
Dlnsmore. Missionary of the American Sun.
dny School Union. whose tull form has been
occaszcnally seen among us. and towards
whose support the South Norwulk Congre-
gut'munl Sunday School have for a number
of years contributed. Bro. Dt-nsumrc has
been for nearly two months past. visiting
the Sunday Schools in New York and vlclul~
ty. cudcsvuring to get the churches and
schools interested in;thc work of tile A. S.
S. Union. both at the South and Wcsl. and
we are glut! to know that be has been quite
s icccssful in this part of his work. Bro. D.
has made many wurm friends here at the
Eist. as well as among the pins “main of
flichiguu.
m*___
Alcoholic Proverbs Sslected from all
Lnngungss.
lie that goes to boil thirsty list-s busilby.
Fish and swine live in water and die in
wins.
Drink wine and have the guilt;
wins and havele nmu. tun.
But at plvnsurs. drink by nicusuro.
Drink in the ,tuorulug starluu. then all iluy
be sparing.
lie that drinks not wluc uftvr silud ls in
dsuger of being sick.
After melon wine is a felon.
Altrr pl‘nr. wine or the prlcst.
Good sis is must. drink and cloth.
Wine in the bottle does not quench thirst.
Wine is a lutucnsl—lirst u friend and
then an enemy.
Old friends sud old wlnc are best.
Wine and wcucbcs will empty
purses.
Wine bulb drowned more men llmu the
sen.
Wtuc neither kcvps wort-ts nor fulfills
promises.
Wine wssbetb ofl‘ the Mob uull illicuvcr-
«lb the man.
Wine wears no clutlws.
drink up
men's
(Silo ws w but it
mnn is.)
Bacchus bulb drowned more tuvu tliuu
valunc.
Drink and drought come not alwuya to-
gellicl.
Drink little. that ye may drink long.
Drink all“ your drink sud steal no lambs
Drink wine in wintt-r for cold and in sum-
for but.
Drinking kindness is drunken friendship.
Drunkard: have n fool‘s tuuguc unit a
kusvc's bout.
Drunken folks seldom tskc liuriu.
Drinking water neither makes n luriu sick
nor in debt nor his wife s wicluw.
Drunkcuncss is s pslr of Ipccluclcs lo we
the devil and all his works.
Drunksuusss is nothing but voluntary
madness.
Druukcnucss makes some men fouls. smns
bonus and souls devils.
Druukcnncss turns n man out. of himself
and leaves n beast in his room.
0! wins the middle. oil the top and buucy
the bottom is best.
Passion mnkstlt mm s boast but wiuu
unkcth hint worn.
Good wine is milk for the “Kl.
Good wins ruins the purse and ii b-ld for
the stomach.
Full bottles and glasses nicks wearers
and uses.
God are me from one who docs nut
drink.
Thirst comes from drinking.
Drink wins sud lot stator 30 to mill.
Thick wine is better thou clear water.
W
“1 Wm 10 Fun: Mr PAPA "—Ycuerdsy
t Indy wss walking slum tbs street. when
tbs met I little girl. between two and three
vssrs old. evidently lust. sud crying bitterly.
‘l‘sklu her by the hand the lsdy nskod bcr
wbcrc she was going. “ I‘m going down
town to and my pups" In the rcply.bc~
twoso. subs of the child. “What is your
psps' s nuns f“ ssksd tho lsdy. “mamas
hpsps.“ npllsd tbs innocent llitls thing.
“ But what is his other nuns f" queried tbs
Indy. “ ‘wbst docs your mats call him f"
“She called him pups." persisted the baby.
The lady than took the llttloons by the bond
sud led her slang. saying. “You hsd better
come with no. I guess you conic front this
way." “Yes. bulldon't wont touches
I mt to and my pups.” rspllsd tbs llttls
girl. crying struts u if hcr hurt would
husk. " Wbst do you want of your pops!"
and tho My “1 wt to kiss blm.” Just
than sum of the child cums along look-
lngforbcrsud led bar sway. Frau sub-
ssqusst inqnlrlss it appears tbst tbs littls
sun‘s pspgwbo obs wss so mlyln
scsrobof. bod recently died. 1n bsr ions-
sonsns-ssd lcvsfor blot sbctlrsdof wnlt‘
ingforblascconsbomosnd bod unto
Ind bl: and ass-thin with tho occasioned
sue—W M
SOUTH N ORWALK CON N ., THURSDAY, MARCH 26,1874
The Isnbsdcn Fishery of Lon; Island.
Some intcmtlng ststistlcs regarding the
Menbsdcn or Mossbunkcr llsbcrics of GM-
dmcr‘s snd Peconlc Bays have recently been
compiled by Mr. Benjamin H. Slalom In-
spector of Customs. st Grccuport. Long Is-
lsndat the request of Mr. Spencer 1“. Baird.
Commissioner of Fish sud Fishvrlos for thc
United States. From it. is learned that the
number of fish taken in these two buys in
1878. was about 00.000.000: by porch-nets.
50000'000. and shore-wines. and other nets.
“1.000.000. The purse—nuts are from 900 to
1.000 feet long and 100 feet deep; the gill.
nets are 00 to 500 feet long and 10 feat deep.
and the sbnrcselncs nrc one-half to three-
fourths of ll mile long by 20 to 30 feet deep.
Generally about uluo bun-ls manage encb
vessel engaged in the fishery. including the
Cook. The fish are landed at diflercnt fac-
tories and converted into all and gonna.
(sci-up.) and some are delivered in a raw
state to the farmers to be used on the land
for manurc‘. At the present time there are
ten factories in operation in this district for
the convortlon of these tlsh into oil and
scrap. each doinu a fair business and glvlni:
employment ton large number of peoplc.
Something like $500,000 is invested in this
district alone. Among the owners are D D.
Wells & Sons, Sterling & Co.. Hawkins
Brothers. ll. Corwlu & Cu. Fltbluu & Hor-
ton. Vuil. Bcnlumlu 03 Co ; Bt-nj. Payne.
Green & 00.; B. C. Cartwright & 00.; and
floating factories nrcuwncd by Capt. Geo.
F. 'l‘utblll (the Falcon.) and Capt. 'i‘. P/‘flink
Price ttbc Ranger.) The gross nmuuut‘of nil
nmdc annually at each factory is from 10.-
000 lo 60,000 gallons. and n well-appointed
factory can work up about. 200.000 fish per
week. As a rule. the northern fish yield
more than those of more southern latitudes.
The lrnst amount. of oil yicldcd is oneibuif
Rlliillll per lbumpiud fish, in the spring and
lute in the full; and the greatest amount is
twenty-two gallons per thousand. in Step
lotubou and October. The Mouhmleu Flair
cry was made it regular business first in llite
your 1850. when D. D. Wells & Sou started
the first factory. The business has ever
since been gradually increasing. there being
ucunstuuldcumml for the oil in painting.
limiting. bulking rope. lubricating and tidal—
tct‘uling. The principal markets are New
York. lluslou and Europe. It is the opinion
of all engaged in the business tliut llw lurgc
quuntllics taken youtly cause no pvrccplb
blc diminution in their number;
«co
Laws ”.olutlu: to Ncwspupcrs.
1. Subscribers who do but give express
notice to the contrary. are considered wish
in: to continue their subscription.
‘3. If subscribers order tbv illscuulluw
uuuoc of their periodicals. tbs publisbcts
may couliuuo to 89““ them until all urrour~
ages or! paid.
3. I! sttliscrlbuis upglv‘cl or l'l'flls‘e to
lake tlwlr purlmllculs from the office In
which tlu-y are directed. tlwy are bold H‘-
spnusiblo until have settled tlu-lr bills. llllll
urilvrcl tbom discontinued.
4. If subwr‘ibe-rs muvu in other plucus
without informing lbu publishers. and the
papers are split to the former illrvctluu. they
are bold rcspuusllilv.
5. The Courts have decided that “ rvlus
in}: to bike periodicals from the utilco, or re-
movlng and leaving them uncullud fur. is
prlmo fan‘s cvldcucc nf lulcullouul fraud."
0. Any person who receives it uuwspupcr
and makes usc of it. wbu'bcr be has unloved
it or not. is held in luw to be a subscriber.
7. if subscribers puy in silvuucc. they
are bound to give notice to the publisher. ut
the and of their time. if thvy do not wish
in ruutluue lskluu it; otherwise the pub.
ll-hcr is uulborlsml to spud it nu. uud tbu
subscribers will be rospouslble until an t-x-
proui notice. with payment of ull urrcurs. ls
soul to tlw publisher.
‘O—
Tbs Use of;Advcrslty.
To wear out. your clothes.
You uro uol troubled with visitors.
Burns (in but burn you. 7.
Tth-ufllllllcl‘ifl‘i hurry pus! your door.
Illurruut bands do not play opposite your
window.
You void the nuisance of son-lug cu
Juries.
No one thinks of presenting you with s
testimonial.
No tmdcsvusn ltrlbttcs by asking: “ is
there any other little article you wish to-duy
sir f“
lmpusters know it. is no use to blood you.
You practice teiupcrnucc.
You swallow infinitely less poison than
others.
Fluttcrors do not shoot their rubbish into
your can.
You an: snvcd msnv a debt. many at de-
ccptlon. many it headache.
And lastly. if you have a bus friend in
the world. you are sure. in 0 very short
spoon of thus. to know it.
—-—-—oo-—-—--—-
A Pu‘Brt-uro Martin—Accurdlug to the
Dcnvcr NM. tbs people In New Mexico
originate some curious mlvtl'cs. In Mums
sud Lu Orucss they have—or it is sold they
luvs—what is known so tbs "Plo-Bltvn."
composed of muons pusslcnstsly fond of
pics. 80 strong has tbs rivalry grown bo-
twccn the two soclstlss that s challenge ro-
snltad. and the canton is reported to hsvc
been 1: follows:
Tbs plus to bc mince sud one inch thick
Dds-ills to bite first. sud no hits to count un-
less it melted tn» center of tbs pin. Kalil.
pllsd up nice pics and shut down on them >
without on calm. Lu Orucss slanted the
top of his band and cloud his lsws over
cloves. (Gmtsnthnslum smhlsfrlcnds)
Mssllls ms to the sci-stub. or bits. msnfully.
sod loppsd bis llpcvsr a. dozen successfully.
pdntssld. "Well it‘s tknstoslopthlsnou-
”tinnitus-Imus." “cymgt aim
bin. bssnllstllskltblbsckof bishosdon
bksbculdstusdcsusdowncnmbsndls
on s asstbfll ct
should be his ruler.
(Odds M on Its-ills.) has Graces. st this
Wbcn Mscrsady. the actor. visited this
country. be found many things to puzslo
and pcrplex him. for be was no precise sud
sngulsr'as Mr. Grcwglnus. Tho idioms and
the rcccntrlclties of the Yankees were be-
yond his comprehension. At. one of our
tbcsters. where he was performing an on-
gszemcut. be had occasion to find much
fault with the supporting actors. who were
it particularly free and easy set. Going to
the manager one day. be sold :—
“ Mr Manager. you have deceived me. sir!
You have told me that which was not true.
sir i"
“ Bless me!“ cried the manager-J11 surprise
“ how so 9"
“ About your actors. sir.
me that Mr. A
t‘ Yes."
“ And that Mr. S—-—— lmd u touch of the
tangle font?“
“ Yes."
“ And that Mr. P-——— bud a brick in his
but?"
“ And in the cxplunutlou of the conduct
of Mr. B ——-—- you told me [but [in bud u
snake in his butt! Y"
“ Certainly —I did ”
“ Wull, sir,“ announced the grout. tragedi-
nn. in his most atom and indignant manner.
“I find, upon critical t‘xuiuiuntlnn. that than
men are all drunk. sir; (lye—ALL DRL‘NK l“
W
The New York Sun tell how a bright and
plucky young school mistress demonstrated
her idea of school discipline in one of the
institutions of the metropolis recently. A
couple of youngsters beeuu their insubnrtll~
nution by writing offensive words on their
slutcs. Miss Udell. culcblng one of the boys
at this trick. raised him out of his seat and
shook him until his teeth chuttcrcd. and then
led him to the staircase. There the youth
attempted to cxcrt his munbood,bul before he
could do any thing something dropped at the
foot of the stairs. Another unruly customer
look it into his bond that no ”schnulmnrm"
lie offered an insult to
out: of the pupils. and was soundly punished
by Miss Udell uuil ultorwurds expelled the
school. After this cxpcrlcncc the big boys
were tunic for ubuut u week. Then one of
them mudo a final effort to settle: the question
of superiority by rrfusim: In nblilc by the
rules. Told by the touctivr to go out bodarctl
bot to put him out. The job took about u
tuiuutc. From the bottom of tho slulrs be
cast 3 doll-int glance it! Miss Udell and up-
pllmluu insulting cpltbnt to bur. Slic furth-
witb iltlli him arrested, and be was fined .l
mu] cvpvllell the school. The rebellious
buys urc minuly the promising Ciliilil‘t‘ll of
wvullby purcuts. The luttvr. tuklug sillci
With their progeny. moved fur the tllsiuissul
of Miss l'ilcll. but us tliur‘Trustocs approve
lllc tuitt‘licr‘s course she is~llkcly to rcuiuiu
lllllSlt‘l' of the Siluulinn.
«0’
Did you out lell
was on a high?"
Is
Art llt‘stnu; FOLLOWHR ur' "G. \ ‘. ~ A
good little buy out \\'t‘.~l undertook to cmilt‘
the iivorge W-isliingtnu on his Iiiulber in
this \vuy: ilc out ull‘ tlu- cat‘s lit-ltd with tho
ll‘ullllluuui luuclirt. and thou bbl tbodel‘uuct
foliuu in the bum) btrrcl. Wliuu lb ruiil lu-
tly went for uwul in umke the “hue ouku‘l
for the frugal morning rt-pust sbc tilscuvsicil
(but (‘lll uml iulvrvlvwotl but little sou. llv
suiil. “I dltl it. tumlu-r. Willi my lltllc
bench”. but l‘ll be swlulud if I can tell the
ivlinlu lrulbnbuut this little till-Mr." Now
mmt niutbcia thllid lmw kissed this bruvp.
lrulblul lad on his noulu brow and kept
light on balm.r Ibo uwul out of that burl-oi
lust lbv sumv. but llilstmoiiidu‘t. She said.
“ L‘uiuu llOltISR my lup. my son; comb across
my lup" ilu cuuto.uud for «while llwrv
ruse a cloud of dust from “to seat of his
trousers tbnt oil‘vctuullv llitl the amt from
view. uutl the old woman now ppurtu I“?
ales. and is luvisb in tho but) of l’oltll‘s eve
salvo. 'l‘btu gnud llttlc buy bud peppered
the soul of his punts.
m.-." ,,
A Bu! 3 him of limbs—J Ill-ml: are of
ulti‘irt-ut sbupvs and sinus. They are full of
uutlmw. Lin-go lwudsdu not always hold
tliu must. Suiuc pimple can tell just wlmt u
lllttll is by tho sbupu of his head. High
builds are tlw best. kind. Very knowing
people are culled loug‘bcudcd. A follow
that Won‘t stop for anything or anybody is
culled but-bonded. If be is not quite so
bright. they cull him soft-bended; if he
won‘t bu coaxed or turned they call him
pig-baud. Aullusls huvc small hands. Tbs
bonds of fools slant buck. Our hcsdsuru
all covered with hair except bultl beads.
There are other heads besides our hands.
‘i‘bcrc arc barrel bends. bonds of sermons—
und sumo ministers used to have illiccu
beads to one sermon: bonds of cattle. as tho
furtuer culls bis cows and oxen; bull heads.
bowls of families, but the worst kind of I
head is the bust-bead.“
er—‘fi—v .____..
wan—q
Bursa SALT wrru Nun—"Otis tlms.
says a writer. “ whilst implying a visit frat"
su Eugllsluusn. hickory-nuts wen curved
in the cvculnunvhcn my English friend
askctl for soil. listing that he know of the
we of a woman outing heartily of nuts in
the evening. who wss taken vlulsntly ill.
The cclebrstod Dr. Abernathy was sent for.
but“ wu sltcr ho had become rather too
fond of his cups. Rs muttered ‘ Bull. ult.‘
or which no notice was tnltcu. Nun morn.
lug he wont to the place and sin: was
corpus. Hush! than had they given her
soil it. would have rcllcvod her. If they
would illow him to make sit cxsmlnutluu
stumsch tbs nuts were found ion mass. as
sprinkled salt on this. sud immodlstly it
dissolved. l have known of sudden dsslh
mysulf-wblob sppsnrod to him boon from
tho nuns cause. Igsnsnlly out sslt. with
mine. sud I think it improves than.”
M”— .
“How is it tint you csm harm from the
pony so only lust. night. Smut Didn’t you
nosey yourself!“ "You. Inn‘stn. but tbs
ym m sunk mtosuppcr insulted ans.”
rspllsd Sun-sf Insultsd you. Gus-n t Why.
who! did In Icy!“ “Yul ms‘sm ho and
mi! nypromnmwufullandrmsun
I ssvsv 'sd nothing but s undwlcb sod s
.lsss of kinematic—so 1 costs right swsy
boots.“
-——-¢c-—-—-
“Wmsmmm
its would convince them. 0:: opening tbc'
mmwmhfimmldsp.
oat-um awn:
Jan, and and Janey
To prevent your hair from coming out.
never let your wife catch you kissing the
servant. girl.
Josh Billings says :—“Success don't con-
sist in never milking blunders. but in never
making the same one the second tlmc.“.‘
An Ohio mun sleeps with a pistol under
his pillow. He awoke the other night from
a dream of burglars and found the pistol in
his band and a bullet in his leg.
A Midland man after gazing long and st-
tcntlvely at the telegraph, uniusetl u by-stund.
or with the remark :-"I‘ve noticed the thing
often. and durned if I shouldn‘t like to see
it work."
A discnnstuute gentleman in Chicago ud-
vertiscs that the thief who stole his well -
bucket and rope, will oblige him by coming
«is! taking the well. for which he has now
no use.
Said Mr A. to Mrs.B “ 0011' i. you think
lhst Mr C bib u remarkable stock of com-
mon abuse 9" ” lie ought to have.“ replied
Mrs. 13., for no one ever saw him use any."
A Georgia nrgrn jumped from an express
train the other day to recover his but. which
was so little injured that the )umper‘s oldest
boy wore it to his father’s funeral. two days
later.
The Indiana schoolmaster is in trouble
again. He uuulcrlonk to ling u sixteen your
old pupil. but she took her slipper to him in
the good old fashioned way. As soon as
ho could sit down lulu the stage he went
cast. This happened in Sullivan county.
and if any one don‘t believe it they can ask
the portion.
President Grunt has remitted the fins put
upon Miss Ambuny fur endeavm'ing to vote.
General Butler advised her nut to pay.
Suckling Female (to Husband No. 2)—
“ Oh. if you only knew the difference be-
tween you. wretcb. and toy first husband!"
llusb.uid-—-“ 1 do know the (llli‘crcticc. lie
is lumpy now that be buslel‘t you.nnd I
was happy before I got you."
When Blruum Wood was reported its
coming to Dutisluuuv. Macbeth inquired.
ssrcustlcully. if "every true was bringing
its own trunk?“ The first iustuncc on re.
cord of a Scotch joke.
Why is nu over-lundcd gun like an ufilcc~
lt‘lilicl‘? Because it kicks mightily when it is
ulscburgcd.
An Irish liuusmuuld. boosting of her in-
tlustriul linblts. until. quite innocently. that
slip rose ut four in the morning. uiudc u tire.
put on the kettle. propuretl the bnmkfustnmd
imulc till tbc beds “ lit-lore a single soul was .
up in the house."
Endeavor. if possible. to keep a cletu‘omi-
science. and two or three clouu shirts. Rise
with the lurk, but avoid lurks in tho evening.
Be ubuvc gruttuil in all dwellings, null ubuvc
litml‘d in all vmtr deullngs. Love your ncigb-
bar as ynui‘lvil. but don‘t buvc tun umuv in
the sumo Imuso with you.
To bu btuwvolmtmue must love his sul-
furimz bmilu‘r \leb that lnvc tliul can think
no evil. nu l give nlms," need bu. in the way
to (in lcust lumu. and bent lit the vet-ipii-ut
most.
A clergyman writes to the Baltimore
Amer-lam that its uttmupls ut criticising Mrs-
Vuu Con urn as ridiculous as that fi‘ms ot‘ a
mousu to nibble off the wings of an arch-
angel
The young orator in Illinois. \vbu.iu u re-
ceul spcocb. tbrculeuud tn “ grasp a ray of
light from the grout orb of the tlny. spin it
into threads of cold. uud with them weave
a shroud in which to wrap the whirlwind
which tilt-s upon the lmsum of our Western
prairies.“ concluded it wouldn‘t pny.
A young man who wus tuurrlvd in De—
trult six months ago bus joined in the dis—
cussion of the tptcilitm of family economy.
but his little contribution is fur lt‘otu sutlw
factory. “ I do nut,“ he buys. “ understand
how it is. I used to figuru it but. us I sat
with my arm round her must on Sunday
nlflltMJUId all it would then cost to live
would be 82.95 a week. and now I spend
dill. and am hungry ball the time.“
I‘ve known many a church to die ‘causc it
didn‘t give enough ; but I ucvur kuowcd n
church to tile ‘csusc ll glvu too much. Dey
don‘t dlc dut way! Brcdrou has any of you
muss-covered roof. and 1‘" st
lift my hands to heaven and
arc do (laud dill. tilc in do Lord.‘ "
A man who suorcs was described by his
friend the other day as follows: “ 8mm!
Oh. no. I guess not—nu name Mr it When
you woke up in the morning and fluid that
the house you lodge in has been moved ball
a mile during the night by the respiratory
vobsuicucc of s fellow‘lodgcr you may act
sumo idea of that fellow‘s performance.
His landlady gets her house moved book by
turning his bed around."
An cccullst. being called in tons s pa-
tient who run expat-loaning levers psln in
one of his eyes. sflcr tucking bis examina-
tion. said to the wlfc of the rumour. “ I re-
gmt to say tbst your husband will loss his
eye; but he will still have one. which will
be sufficient.“ “ But. doctor.“ cried the un-
happy wife. " the other ls—s glass one!"
A [optional saluted with an impediment
ln hlnposch. run one day looking st the Si-
sntssc twins when they“ wars upon exhibi-
tion. Aftsr sustaining them for costs tltss
la sllsncs.hc turned to the shown“. sud lu-
qulriugly remarked :- “ B—b—b—bmthcrs. I
presume. sir?” '
Hero is s genuine epitaph. sltbough the
precise let-silty about. at pronoun be reunited:
“llwollulobn My.
m stuns- as roll up.
Wbsn God said his soul“.
Its use: and woman.“ ‘
J'skbsbcvsn you in Arkansas boon
“may tbs trlbsto ‘
of smudmbmh:
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BRIDGEPORT HOUSE
SOUTH NORWALK,
OPPOSITE N. r. is N. H. R a DEPOT.
my Geo. Clark, Agent.
T S. SCBANTON.
I) E N T I S '1‘ .
Extrsctlng teeth sud inserting srtltlcisl dentures s
specialty.
OFFICE OVER SWORD‘S Ono-rams Summon.
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WINE AND LAGER BEER SALOON.
l‘orucr Water and Wublugtou streets. South Nor
walk. Conn 1-“
G IKOCE 1E8.
JOIN HUTCIIINGS,
Formerly nutritious s Ferris. Ely‘l Block. Nun
sin-.ut South Nurdulk. Thankful or the put pct-
rminuu roccivui tmtn his customers. he hopes. by
hue lugs sssortnwnt of Grousrios to meet
luv :- nppro tiuu sud secure s generous ohm of
tluli win-onset) in tho future. 3 tr
]? ltANK A. TOLLES a (30.,
bunn- ut
UltUL’hlll ES PROVISIONS,
Preserves. Jellies. Canned Fruits, Etc.
OPERA HOUSE BLOGK MAIN 813,
613' sown NORWALK. come.
\V‘ 1‘. TOLLan
Dcslcr ln
Stovvs. 'l‘in Warn, Cooking Utensils.
LII-no ‘snu lions Furnishing Goods.
Mots: Roofing. Tin. Coppcr 61rd Sheet Ironwork
rxuculodto urdor Jobbing of vll kinds promptly
ittcndud
"vtf WANNNGTON STREET. SOUTH XORWALK.
GREGORY’S POINT
MARINE—RAILWAY,
sour" nonwsnx. CT.
CAPACITY OF RAILWAYS. ‘ 1.000 TONS.
Wands Bus?! or Rammed at Short Nam
Furniture for vessels. Pslu'. Oils. Dock \‘nruish
Oskuiu. shin Tools. etc“ cointuutlv on bond for sale
I.“ ll 0 o a s a ll .4 It s
A .
5 ELLECK,
vi orwalk.
Duslsr in BOOKS sud STATIONERY.
MONOGII All! «Cm nu. stomped on
in {press I!!! as on 'l‘luvod lupus.
T308. 1“. CROFT.
lsANDSCAPE GARDENER
.lltadrlciwlmm mlvmwm
Orders mulvsd litmus” b.P 0 Box ”.8111 tuck.
Ct... or at this ulllcc. will promptly sum
neurones. t
JOHN W Million. 3.39.. 'l‘urytown. N. Y.
..ll Asrtmv An. N
Aux N stnnucs
thurudnrrnuvus.tlti \'
WW valport.
‘lnklva llabokus. NJ.
Cum Got-l. Phil sdol pl
“‘4!
nunnnsifir's
DINING ROOMS.
119 Chum” Sb, It“. 1’.
Tables reserved for Lsdlss. 168
JOHN HILL, M. 1)..
Physician and Bus-goon.
once and Roldan.
MAIN 31", SOUTH NORWALK
N8
(Opposlts the Opus Hours.)
w. H. LAVALLII.
H A B N E s 83 s .
Horse Furnishing Goods and
Trunks.
South. Norwslk.
Main Sh.
“bean.
M U S I C 2
Tbs South lforvrnlk Quail-ills Bud
no pvsnnrcd to cum Isis-for
mm»-
utm 1-1;.sz- Efl‘ savanna.
II moulds toms. Apply WHIP. mun.
mucus orl. A. Not. Pro-par. Oath W
HORSE SHOEING.
'mswmus'wuw
INTERFENNB 0F HORSES
muons Wu»;
'3‘”?ka ”mun“
mm W
OYSTER Q‘I‘Ew
GIOOIIIII.
'l'bs'bcltplscslntbselty to buy your arctic-ks
and Provisional-sawmill” emu
Mi. Conrad Becker’s
Who has con-anti on bond ”everythl nmll
found in lram cluszrocsrym 3! '
JOB PRINTING.
SENTINEL PRINTING OFFICE.
CARDS. ClRCULARgi NO '1'! HEADS me
Bdgggflns SEATTIlgS.
PAXPKLR’PS. no.
wast-g owl Mil-3M cussed ll lbs
ISM Styls of its at.
Work dons st short codes. on mscnsbls tern.
WHOLE NO. 176.
com “IVA“ ____mv smm‘s.
M m—
Hours!" Row "37"
Baa-new “—MLMJCIL"
mun. flown. (Ll. Toms.
M 78.31.me ll»!-
wown mnmmm
Lures-mum columns-lu-
um
M—EEM‘JB. mllm
[NPDA‘U| in: :lfif:‘Q If
ll 5
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snarl!!!» ‘
C'U'SPADORES
One Dollar 2
A! E. K. Lockwoua’s.
HARDWARE.
'n « best ml in town of
GENERAL HARDWARE.
MECHANICS
l
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PA
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it
TopLs.
Of the bolt quilty.
Paints. Oils and Window G1
Rim. lax-tics and Dead Loan. Parcels! :1.th and
Mineral Knobs. usortmcnt of Tobi sn.
Pocket Cntl b.‘ol' villi.» guilty. chcsp fol-”cub
Hours cscPspcr Wore.
LAWN MOWERS.
Agricultural Implements. Mecbsnics' Tools.
W. C. QUINTARD & 00.,
No. 8. Open House Block.
SOUTH NORWALK. CONN.
urn unn-
'tHf
S.PAKULSKI
Respectfully Informs an ladies of Nor-walk sad
vicinity. thstbc bu changed the services of s brute
clu- nunnfscturcr 0!
HUMAN HAIR WORK,
Who will sucks up.“ his shop. sll kinds of work
desired by indies in the latest sud most npprovcd
styles. mulling ovsr “contbings‘v‘ of tbs My‘s own
hslr. or will supply hsir to order. a. bus niso con-
stsntly on bond. s has «sarcasm of
swu'cnns,
BRAIDS,
«inns, &c.,
Which he is sblc to soil st. lowsr nuts than over bc~
fore oilbrcd lelcs desiring such work. will do well
no call bolero pnrcbsslng clscwbcrs. Is In an sssnn
thctu tits: he can sell mnty per cent. lower that
my other dcslcr.
Rsbssslvcllttcd upsPrlvsts Snloonfsr
LADlES' AND CHILDREN'S
11 AIR DRESSING.
Ra occupies the ins mrc in
E L Y ‘ S B L O C K .
Formerly occupied s- : drug storms of the but ‘
locstionv in the city. in tho tour of tho [Adler Ss-
lccn in bus A fine
Hair Blillillll and Sharing Saloon
FOR ‘GENTLEMEN.
w. c. QUIN‘I‘ARD.
South Norwnlk. Nov. fl. 1810.
LIVI cuss rum-Its.
«A?—
E. K. LOCKWOOD’S.
sums: and 1.1mm“
COOK STOVES.
. -m—
E K. LOGK'WOODs’
I). H. WEBB Ask,
Solo Amtfor
Avcrill Chemical Point, é
Dollar in
CHALANB Willi]
FLOUR. GRAIN Alli] FEED.
Lemch, Laokawana
AND
PURE FRANKLIN com. or
LYKEN’S VALLEY.
SPLIT KINDLING WOOD
"so
CHESTNUT cm.
w in!»
OAK. per cord.
' Dollars! st your bol-
A ‘9'“..- W133. Aflflt,
M of WM ”‘9
mt f Mm“
W—llnmtlhy-utl J.
and: and Elm—J. I. lay-and. I. I;
mummy.
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cum—c. LWRMGI.”
kw?” 41-17. m. n. n. Lauri
Fouls M—o r. mi... 3. mums.
Seymour.
PW_C' thunk. I. Toll-I. Ghosts:
Jmfind-mfl—N J.&nw.J.L.llobII-ds.
Nllllllllllllll NEW YORK.
THE FREIGHT PROPELLERS
City of Hawaii trP. F Brady,
Will luvs from cschsn
Prod
M vocally.
eyes: of other“ of tbs sbovs flit" “mu.- so;
comm.
New York and New Haven R. R.
m
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
tars. aim Nov. 17th. in
musical-Passag- suuu “Sufism-I
own:
For New York. 1
At a: shit. Boston m. ‘
gig :: Accprnncdsdon.
7:“ .0
ram MW“ Dori-.l..
tn :: MW“
1218 PIX. A .
3:04 .. ccommodstlon
4:0? “ Accommodation.
km bl “no!
em “ Accumulation.
t“ it um m.
Now York hr South Nomlk.
At nut noun .i nos. maniacs soc m.
“55. ”am lbw (Low .
mimsiomu‘r. nub“, u
Iona !Iorwnlk tbs- ltcw now...
At tn! A. I. Accommodation.
E“ n \n Qb
$.39 “ sou W
tutu “ Am non.
11:8 Boston recs.
:0! 1"! Account .
‘ :3, a! Boston Inputs.
5:!“ “ Accommodation.
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mu “ Boston Ellyn-s.
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ruins lssvs cw svsn or South 7
3:10. in.) 3:10 Ex. tutu. as: 19:450. mei“ '
3:” tool: can“) 3.». I: 30. (nous. malt”.
Mwny “summation I. '
of norms stubs assur-
argum- grim finals. New
‘ with E ' n'm‘
Control t, 11ch Yang. t, 0'“.
Danburv and Norwalk R. R.
_ WINTER ARRANGEXENT. ’
ccxuucnva Duo. lot. It“.
Duly I'm-s Ion" lush Horst-ilk.
At 9:00 A. 1.}Porwsll stoma-on Dubs ”slough
4: s P I.
Bounce 3w ”fimfiwmu with
ususr 1}"
usdlntc Drums“ “" W
its”. l. mini 'l‘nln.
Luvs Dsnbury for South Norwalk.
litmus 11.. E“A.l..l:uP.I..¢:flP.I
.‘Wt It 0:30 P. 3.
JOHN W. noon.‘
l-l-f >7Y mm
Mrs. ’ fin, Agent,
OPERA HOUSE BLOCK,
South Emails:
HoraceWate. r’s
Pianos & Meldcenos.
fin.
THE “ 13me t”:
snwisu 1mm.
can. unmwcrks. i
"mmmm
MONUMENTS.
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Wis-“glam“.
Ann-suns!
scotch Granite.
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