mu}. NO. 9
$0M]! glnrwalft granite!
- a: mirth EVERY rnt'mmv outlaw“.
,. ouvou A OOLBII. "JOHN“...
3 i l. l t\ \ Hi“ I Mib‘i 'W‘fiv‘k“ iVI“‘\
- Min STRICTLY l3 AlWAfii‘i‘
\var “flail“ Mouthn-Nditl
\iualv “lulu. a Von“.
talks til“ -\li\"li‘sll‘l‘l~“lle\‘il-
....\. .ttw “H?—
...v. .m‘. “Nil
_ «a. sun \mt mm
min mn- limo itil
.. u. ulw» tour *3‘“
. . “Nun. Mull ill“? hi“
. ,.,,, “an; lhtbi
. .- wool. . », . _ ld‘l
wt. h ithvVi-wlll Mali -. Slit
. - M. “will _, *3 l“
. , .ma and tune ........ , that
o» . out. no...» hmflllnl“! a DQMNi bat an
. m. will lw “nomad lawman law name
. . . wt lama. tau-want mutational).
. \t‘itvvl lowlan- not lino.
garls’ garner.
it ill llw New Your man to-atgitl.
alumna.
ill i HII\ ‘_ HMiK“.
I‘lw anthnro-a or fill: pour“ in.- paumd from
-~ ‘nql he’l’ la-vtlt adl the and touch t to Itcartn of
Hull! )I’l uulmlui
I‘m
a t 5-“ \mr rumv to night. mammal
rd of waiting an;
“ A" .7- into: by tho t‘hlllllltly rid“ full ”u“,
.; .t ._\— as";
. p within the door at only morning
. . . .1: ti ~:n, matntua. ulll thv .‘vw Your
.,. t.‘:i.t‘
- \» .\ \ - ar roiuc iii-night. mammal 'l'lu'
.-,\ ,- t‘i. ill" hill,
pt l..'~ rill;
» . Ill (vi: papa. last night. his run must have
.; .t _
iron" to ttuar. uranium.) and a pair of
. ‘ - 3w". \aol. *
' w .".~l llttf‘t‘ \t-ry thingy, tuauttna; 0,]
' .f glm‘,
.. - in tho \illagc school will all bc
J Ill“.
_. them tnyl. ondlund lhvm llooka, and
.w "our New Your glad,
i ~.t_\'. takz-u bark Lid gift uhcu Iit'lc
.~ . v lmtl
u u go. tn.::nttt:t. upon tlu'Ncw
warm Itill nice to poor old
~ ~:\ _;
var tlu- door, within tho gun
.Vvu Y’i‘ar t‘OXllI' tit-night, tuamma‘.‘ It
_ :2.. -.~ on: to wall!
I t C C O C O
. «rnw- twilight, tnauuna—l raw it in
: st. full, l tbnnzht—mammo,
.t m l .- you \vrcp?
."Jl :t tittic shroud -a shroud and truth
: . vttitn, made for me, was standing on
., a -.. l ’t‘_\'.lgl'. indeed. to and such gifts
._ ‘d so much-dire rtory book:
.. vl vial:
. .- i \thvlt‘rL-d. what it meant. you came with
t. ariui joy, I
. «. vi. “'I'huu‘lt and tho New Year first—God
t.tll|'lll thvc, my host“
~ not 331: drew, mammal—l know it must. be
trut-t
: tune X bccn so bad a boy, Hod takctli mt: from
\' 547
' , »;i t know what paper will do, when l "I. laid. u.
TI~~I~
\ . 3 ‘2; a. T l.1\; u» \Viliir's‘ brad to hold upon
‘ wad.
\' «v Y a: comm tonight, mutnma—oyuur cold
‘ .lwzi zuytltle-k,
lll'ild a little morn-it $00111! so hard
l.\',
: 1in «making now, i munot co and
' :1.w*r->\\‘~ um in up. i‘il be no sound.
: lhv ~katcs. mammt, I'll nun-r nccd
”.u‘ ill-Jul both to Blake, who hurt
v~ my luxtL! away, and tear the pic‘
2”“ that l turgixc. as thcnl trivd lu
nun turmma. l‘l like the blury bunks
2‘...“ druukanl‘r boy, you wouldn‘t
. ,1.
... .. :i, you won‘t found, upon th.~ New
J mum-thin: uiu- for poor old widow
a \ . . m" in ut;lu, mamma- it aroma nu
» u . .1: l 9‘ hour we ask for jut-t anothcr
~~ a tltmtgbtlcns buy, “It! made Still
... E. \ arr,
. ’~ t r war sake. martian, “a down‘t
i... 'i.\ ;!.l\\l‘.
, 2‘ :: .: tuorc ~ my prvuy pets. the robin
5‘. lili‘tltl\r‘.
x ;- ’ .. ma ind door papa. and tooth than how
.. 7
. r r‘ikr‘. tin- htti.~ lino—you‘ll and than
. Earl
.tau‘ot flour. lllalllnll. the place who" tut
.
. , your.
' . :u- at than both «i much when animal-r
~ J;:‘I‘l.
2".) .ardrn by the brook that ulcklw
:-=. rho glen;
I ’ u t > » “the: cum-u. too. halide: the force!
-\ .1 .A.
l 2 ~:: lN'nk'Jlll the apple tree when: one: we all to
talk,
t t Mn.‘
. a: t. . but you all: twp the summr flowers
i plan! a few—don‘t cry. momma-a very few I
{Kl-(an,
i‘; izcrr l‘xn :rlel‘l‘. I‘ll sleep '0 “reel beneath the op-
plr trtv.
Vthrv you and robin. in tho morn, may cone and
sing to inc;
1 a» .Vw Year tomes—good nigbL mom“ I lay
lilt.‘ down to slurp,
1 yrs}- thi- hml“—tcll poor pupa—“In: cool to
km 1;
If illicit cold it Icon-l have“! “his: no.1
mutant lear—
I New You can“ tonight, mum-«he old year
did with me.“
W rut.
An lumen: tar-met. looking over I hill
?5 and, “ To 3 lbs. 3033?. To All 6 "I. dil-
“ tie went to his wife and mid: “ Hero
.3 a pretty charge. What on earth but! you
done;- witb to much ditto 1" 350 dechflalhfl
nrvrr had In] ditto to the honor in I" ll,“-
Sn back the formerpootodtotbcmnd
"tinned. and received In 0|
ins return, lib Vito Iliad hi I“! I. M
o.
learned wit-titan“ “Yfi'u-idvu“ ' I
{GI
lemma that I‘m t darned 0“ (on)! “d
,- ‘ ‘ .
I’c ditto.‘
Atom-at mommym.m
a family in!“ W‘ Miyvm‘
£01m alkalinity.
1‘me “nibbli‘m fern Ilium
The following characteristic annotate nl‘
‘l‘lwnduw limit is given in “union‘s lift:
at that rxlnlnrdinnrx than. line at the
alrwli nun Soho Squaw. vitalit- Dunn St. or
Fifth slwvl was the menu of action. “unit
wan lounging up orient those sown in can»
pan:- with ‘i‘vl‘rx. llw actor. wlwn litav aaw
through it kilchnn window pwtwraunna for
a handmlnu .linnwr.
“ What a haul 3.“ mid ‘i‘vl‘l‘y. “dolly than!
I almnld ill.» to ho who of tilt-tn.“
“ l‘ll main: my lwl.“ Malawi llooli. “lhal
ltllli call for lots llt‘l‘“ al tun o‘clock. and
you‘ll tilltl that l ~allall in: llllll‘ to ulvu a lot-
ontllir amount at the wot-thy nonlinalan‘a
chatupwur and walnut.“
tlo gating. lm lullrchrd up lint pupa. awn
an aatlmritattw rap. and war quickly but
totlm night at llln aalonidlad companion.
All a tlmllcr of macro ha \vaa hutuudtalaly
ltnllcl't‘d ill ln‘itllc wryaut, an an llllt‘kl‘t‘t‘ll‘tl
gum, iato tini drawing room. when: a largo
party had alrvady auolitltlml. ‘l‘hn apart:
taunt boiunr writvnlah full, on notion was at.
tirst taken of his Intrusion, and half a titti‘
rn pcople worn laughing at llll lloa mutt. it»
run this boat tllmovvt'cd the mtutuko. An
farting not to observe tint Olllllltl‘ltlllllltilll of
the latter, and ingonloualy avoltllntz the opv
portunity for an cxplanatlou, llook ratllrd
on until he had attractvd tho groalar part of
the company in a circle near him, and name
consldt-rablu time elapsed le‘orc lllG‘Old gon-
tlcmau was able to catch the attention of
tho agreeable atraugvr. “I beg your pardon.“
[to said, at last, coutrivlng to get in a word;
“ but your namc. sir—l did not 'qultu catch
it—-at-rvauts are so abolitinably iucort‘vct,
and I tllll rcally a little at a loss—~“
“hon‘t apnlngizo, I lwg," graciously rc-
plivd 'I‘Ilco.lorc. “ Smith~uty name in
Smith—and as you justly oltactvc, sctvants
arc always making some stupid blundt-r or
another, I rcmctubt-r a rcntarkablu instancc,
L‘lt‘."
“ llut rt-allv, my door air." continuml the
host at the termination of the story illustra»
live of stupidity in scrvants, “I think the
mistake (if the prowl“ docs not originate in
“to source you allude to; I certainly did not
vxpcct thc plcasurc of Mr. Smith‘s company
at dinncr today.“
“ No, I dare say not; you said four in your
note I know. and it is now, 1 sec, a quarter
past five—yon are a little fast by tho way;
but the fact is, I have bccn dctaincd in the
city, and l “'69. about to explain whcn—"
" Pray,“ rxclaimcd the other as soon rut he
could stay the voluhility of his gutst, “whom
may I ask, do you think you are addict-ts-
"an?“
“ Whom? Why, Mr. Thompson, of course
--old friend of my father; I have not the
pleasure, indeed, of being personally known
to you, but, having received your kind lavi-
tatiou on my arrival from Livvrrnmlo—Fifth
strcct, four o‘clock, family party—conic in
bootswyou are I have taken you at your
word. Iam only afraid I have kept you
waiting." .
“ No, no, not at all. But [termit me to ob.
serve, my dear sir, my name is not exactly
Thompson—4t is Jones, and—"
“ Joni S!" rt'pentcfl the SN! m3 IL‘il .‘llllul,
in admirably assumed constclnalion; “Jones!
Why, suruly I cannot have—yrs, I must-—
good heavens! I see it all. My dcarsir, what
an unfortunate blunder-wrong house-what
must you think of such an intrusion Y I am
really at lusts for words in which to apolo-
gizt‘. You will permit. to rctirc at present,
and to-morrow—“
“ Pray don‘t think of retiring, cxclaimcd
the hospitable old gentlvmau; “your friend‘s
table must have been cleared long ago, if, as
you say. four was the hour named; and 1
am only too happy to offer you a seat at
luinc.“
llook, of cottrsmcuuld not think of any
silt‘ll thingy-could not think of ltt‘fllaasillt:
on the kindness of a perfect stranccr; if too
late for 'l‘hompscn, thrrc wcrc plenty of
chop houses at hand. The unfortunatc part
of thc business- was ho had madc an appoinb
uncut with a gcnllcman to call for him at 10
o‘clock. Thu guid‘uaturctl Jam‘s, however,
positivcly refusal to allow so onlvrtaining a
visitor to withdraw diuncrlcx“; Mm. .lonrs
joined In tho solicitation; the Mimics Jones
smiled lwwilcldngly, and at last Mr. Smith,
who soon rccovcn a from his mafusimr, was
prevailed upon to other his arm to one of the
India. and take his place at tho well-furnish-
cd board.
In all pmbabilily the family of dance ncv-
or partial such an evening ln‘forc. Hook
naturally exerted blmsclf to the utmost to
keep the party in on “licensing roar of laugh-
ter, and make good the timimprtwitm. The
mirth grew fast. and furious. when by the
way of a map at music. be scaled hitnsclf at
the pianuforte, and struck off into can of
thosc calcmporancouo cfibsluaa which had
tilled more critical judgcs than the Jtmcs‘a
with delight and astonishment. Tea o‘clock
struck, and on Mr. Terry bcing annouucccl,
bis triumphant friend wound up the pen
formancu with the cxplauatory stanza:
I on: vary much planted with your fan.
Your collar“. a: prints or your cock;
My frtcnd‘t Hr. My tho ployor.
And I‘m Ir. Theodore Hook.
“w
Helical Discovery.
n
Persons with an aggravated cm of
mumps. or who may be Iufl'ering from a
severe attack of brain fever would do well
to try o mode of treatment which man to
have boen‘adupted with very considerable
succee- in tho case of two individuals in-
lngin the neighborhood of Pittsburg. It
appear: that. a gentleman with dump: and
a gentleman with brain fcver was lying in
one roomvcry nick. So much to, indeed,
that watcher- were traded every night. and
tactical: fever gentler-to night ct any
mumwithoutnm do.” onto!
thou-arid. Am moaned-townie!
moorlan- “duration!“ uncount-
“boo-m mu «ohm modi-
ol-a. ammmmum
thEKufl/vufiufiwram
it “W! by nomooulmmblctbot
mum-unto. W mi. Mil.
not out; awoke lite watcher but bunched
bin duwnmwnkening also the mum and the
non with Now. Thntau‘tlinn of militia anti
this swan sent the tannin: man into llli of
llnaltlnr so llllconlrolnblc that it tllmwnad
aul only lacuna. his sail-s lllli his clltwkt
‘i‘lw fvvcr than our» the loan. and had last
inliivinnl wanna tail hint to ’ialliii" ii: “i‘
“with“. int». ‘i‘he nnnw and \valnlwr {rain
wt. and tiara was a illlhl‘llll of intuition.
who. “ for allow or twenty minnow.“ lilvr
ails» brought down lllt‘ bonus in llwlt- “llilli
man. to and all illlll row wan about in lhn
tlnad of nialll. ‘l‘o followllwactmttlllaiml
in tlw l‘iltahlll‘u «mm; “ Wilts“ tint \llll“
lN‘l‘lllllti in the morning in! Mind his pa:
titan vauty impair-ml -. raid lat llcvttr ktww
at antidva a turn for tlw lll‘llt‘t‘l and now
both am up and wall.“ “‘9 uouuntltl lllltl
umltcal dimtvory to tho apm‘ial altaullon of
carat-at workman in tho platl‘tmlolt. in tho
hope that doctors will llmtrnt‘ortb that it
limitahla to mmtaamad a pmpvr supply at
pillows and alwpy watcltrra to bualwava at
hand In came at mtlmpn amt twain favor.
than Rattl- (il'ntl.«\\‘ttvtt Juutlan Waluh
railed tlm motto of (Monro ilrtvrr. our mira-
inn. to anawur a charm: of Intoxicatlundlwrc
mama from tho call: at tho roar of tho
Court, with that pucullar waddlu which in
alwayn lmottlatcd with awn of the null, an
ancient marltwr, and his vyuu and attire pro-
clattncd hlln to Iowa bucu thrvc alwctn In the
wind the night pruvloua.
llo pulled lila fort-lock, lurked his right
log backward, and amiloti a ghastly audio at
tho lH'llCll. ,
“ llrlvcr, thc olllcur says you were drunk
in Fulton utrvct, laat night.“ ,
i want a little under tho wcathvr, your bou-
or, and the night. was foul."
“I suppose no; wlwrc do you livvt“
" .-\t tho Orkney Inlandi, air.“ ’
“ At the Orkuoy Islands! You tildu‘tcotuc
from lhcru to got half sons ovcr, did you i"
“ No, your honor,“ said the nutrluvr. “It‘s
a lllllR tltnc Iln‘ i iith thc islands. l‘vc trav-
clcd all Ut‘cl‘ Europe, Africa. Asia, lndia,tlit~
Holy Land and this Grecian Archipclago;
i‘vc tltlllt‘t'tl a horupipt- on Gibraltar, and
fuaudt-rvd otl‘ tbu coast of—"
“ \Voll, I'll lt'i you go this tituc, but don‘t
go to New York and gvt tight, or you‘ll co
to an island you havn‘t llt't'll to.“—-1hmI.-/,t/u
Eagfa.
5. .
— my
AN lacom‘ax'r Snwuns'r.-—.\ fruight (‘tll‘
containing over $2,000,“ Worth of Silk
worms‘ 0:28. on Hair way from Yokohama,
Japan, to Milan, Italy. arrivod at. the Hull-
son Rivcr dcpot in New Yolk on Friday
but. Tin.- ttargo consisted of 329 eaten,
weighing altogether nearly nine tuna, 185
couslgnvd to Livcrpuol and the remainder
to llavrr. and dvpartud on thc Ettropv, Sat-
urday morning. The Livcrpool packagcs
wrrc forwarded, the same day, per City of
Chester. The culirc iot,valuetl at $3,000,000,
left Yokohama in the Pacific Mail stoatnt-r
Alaska, November 20; arrived in San Fran-
cisco on lllt: ltith of December, and crowed
the continent. in seven days, leaving San
Francisco on the lilth, and reaching Atlantic
tide-watcr on the 26th inst. The puwagc
was made in a Ccutral Pacific ear, ax-alcd
hermetically, to kccp the air from the ca} ,
11 var ’ 3!]: in the temperature being
"an. tun"... tn: .1... "0......" mu” t.~ Vim first
successful slliptucul olefin-so goods through
America. Iiithcrto this class of tucrchaxr
disc has bccn transported via Suez canal,
but the cxtrcnw lie-~t,oftt-a rising to 110 3,
and, in cxtrt-luc cases, to 1‘20 ° , has an often
proved fatal, that tho American overland
route has been rvaortcd to. The entire time
occnpicd in the transit by this lettlel isonly
50 days, and the atlvauiagc in tempt-raturc
and other rvspccls much superior.
~ «cr- ~ ‘
KISS din—A vcry funny invidont ocean
ed a few days since at a ccrtain store in a
cht‘t‘u city. It is too good to bc lost :nnc
of our CnulpilSt‘rs llilh written a pretty sung.
entitled “ Kiss Mr.“ A vtry pretty. blush
int: maid, having heard the song. and than
lug shc would get it, stepped into the Illuslli
More to make a purchase. (inc of tho clurksl,
it mudost young man. stcppvd up to wait on
hvr. 'l‘hc young lady thrcw bark lll‘l‘ vcil.
saying. “ I want. ‘ Rock me to alt‘vp.‘ " ‘l‘hc
clcrk cut her tho song and put it build» hvr.
“ Now.“ said tltvyoung lady. . “ I want tho
‘ Wandrring Rufugcc.‘ “ “ You, ma‘am,“
said tho clcrk. bowing, will in a few min-
ntw he produced the t RQ‘TIlgt‘t‘.‘ Now, ‘Kim
“1‘: “ Willi “I“ )‘tllltlg lady, ttf (‘tllusu “um“.
in); the song above mentioaml. This poor
clerk‘s cyca poppod an: almost, as ho lookod
at the young lady in ntlcr anonisllmcnl, for
be was not aWnrc of the fact that a song of’
that name had [won publixhvd. “ Wh—
what did you any. Miss l“ “ KISS .\la,‘“ said
she. “ I can‘t do it; Inovtt‘ award a young
lady in my life," said the rink. And about
that than a vcil dropped. the young 1,... y loft
in a hurry, tint clerk felt sit‘lt and tho tlcalcr
lost the salu of some music.
_.._........
lit: “woman—Worth now than many
‘ wally charity or a poudunus institution.
is the comic Christian normality that will
hoop open something like it unit! for lltc lad
beginning life in the wildfimm of a great
city. Good men and womb do not draw
your bar against Sabbath whore so hard
and fast that you abut out Illb not": as this.
Spare him a coat in your . and the use.
of your Sunday boot: the Make him
kindly volcanic, ton, unwind then of a
week night. For comfort shared lslikc
uncut unsalted: It will not can. Do not.
disregard the poor. cluuny. f-mwu lad
—hc may prove a fine mun mud-by it he
is not. troddou down while h l in chrygatls,
DO not m0 300 Infill“! n. man have
nonunion better lg “-g-t supposition
has left W W I a dull even.
in; or a lonely Sunday.
«q.
7 , rm 1’0“qu Pom-cam
1- lie Hana Contain?» :0$cw
bold naming on the 13th. which tho
bill \ hr tin Sn; tin with
atom to tho dollvcry 03 bllo docu-
mu “incubation“. was pail. The
bill mud, m.“ ‘ m.
public W to » "
-,notlcontrivod‘tcgct thorium tom over
. a. x m 3“ in"? “I‘m.” ‘
Jim. Jar! ml amt.
An Millnr till dawn and wrote “willie
piano (marines are new popular.“ and the
«alumina wt it up “wlliln plan Willar-
“a not popular.“ which at coma» tin-v aria
hill.
All oltl “will woman was heard to av.
claim; “Titania: dtilllil‘tillll. you and Janna
Mahala come right into tin: llama. and
bring Aha lanolin ‘lona with you. or l‘ll
Will‘ll for you. shall i“
Owing to the «atolls-of anwslawa in
l‘itlabunr. tawny allwla‘ar it l‘tlt‘aiahml with
a copy of tin! iiibln, thn tattllpanlwt know--
iag llnlt, it: titlilltlllltl will hit arm in aunt of
tilt! lalmtsnaolw
,A alltalt Alwtdwa child, balm: Mimi by
her Sunday animal martini, “ What did \tm
tarantula do altar lacy til‘tlulltitl llltl ital
lira?“ aanwrwl. “I don‘t ittlmv.tua‘ann
tau parhapn tiny tll‘li‘xl lllt‘llltitlll‘till."
.lapaa data aalhlagby haircut. Mara»
t‘t‘lil vocation of three criminal: than this
victim. want beheaded, lbuir nimllubatter-
tat imam Ital» moped out and than
ltuarll cut out. Nona of them aurvivcd
thin lruattucat.
A ’l‘roy policuatan sworn an follows against.
a priaaaor: “ 'l‘hu prtmawr act upon tau,
calling Inc an nits, a precious doll, a anarc-
crow, a raantnutlllu an idiot-s—all at which i
ccrtlfy to be true.“
lllr. Smith is bound to have hla lotto. His
will: walhcd nearly In front of a railroad
train, the othcr (lay, and he said that if aha
had gout! a atop farther his children would
have had a ntvp-mutbcr.
An unfortunate in Indianapolis who lost
auroral too: by a car whorl, was consoled by
an Irishman near by with “ Wltitlt, them
yt‘r making more nolttc titan many a hunt
l‘vo nova with his head all.“
A lat Crown liltlll who committed suicide
wrote a note for his wifo, which said: “ I‘m
going to a country wltvrc rcd-hcadutl women
an) twvur tit-cu.“ Silo will so mad that she
would not attl-ud the quvral.
" ”optimum: of thu jury," tilltl a counsel
to a suit about a lot-of Imus, “ tllcru wcrc
llIlI'l)"tilX in tho drtyc. Please remember
thu f:tt;l-thirty-ai,v hoga; just tltruc times
as many an in that jury-box, ccullctncn,"
'l'ltc comm-l didn't mitt his castu.
'I‘In- Stark muuty,1ml.. [Niger lll'ltl wants
to tradu that papur fur two swarms of been.
”I‘ wasn't stung enough by the vapor."
A correspondent says that when Lambda-r
oucc wont to Portugal. thi‘. king arm for
him and rccrivt-d him with: “ All, Sir Ed-
win, I atu so glad to are you; “ I‘m so fond
of beasts."
Mat-hot llepol'la.~Tutlgttu plenty. but gt»
lug fast; brain scarce and wanted; chock,
full supply ; pluck, market lure ; hearts uu-
stt-ady, price tluctnatiug. mostly sold for
ca~h.
A W’eat Indian, who had a rcmakably rcd
nose, having fallen asleep in his chair, a
negro boy who was in waiting, observcd a
mosquito hovering round his face. Quashy
eyed It attentively; at last It lit. upon lint
' not“ .\a\‘u—-
"mun—3.. --.-. n...l l..-¢.....ol,. H .ru
“ Yul), yah l“ hocxclaimcd with great glcc,
“tun la-rry glad to are you burn your fut Y“
Alcxaudct‘ Hamilton ouco said to an in-
timate fricnd: “Mun givu Inc crcdit for
conius. Allthcg-uiusl have lics just in
this: Win-u l hare a subject in hand 1
study it profoundly. Day and night it is
before um. I explore it in all its bearings.
My mind becomes prrvaded with it. Then
thacil‘urt which I makc, the people are
pleased to call tho fruits of genius. It is
the fruit of labor and thought.“
A Dutch judge, on conviction of a cul-
prit for having four wives, said : “ "0 has
pulsluuuut plenty : “ 1 His mil one.“
At a school cxaminntiun our of the visit.
ors madc a briuf addrcnn to the pupils on the
necessity to obeying tlwlr tcachnw and grow-
ing up loyal and awful citiacns. To give
emphasis to his remarks, ho pointed to a
huge national flag on uuc sidc of the room,
and ituptltud, “ [lays what is that: ii at for it“
A little urchin, who undcraloml the condi-
tion of the bouso bettcr than the spcakcr,
promptly anawvrcd, “To covul‘ up the dirt
an.“
The lalo lltsv. Baron Stow, of Button,
said: “ Scrmona arc like trunnion; or short,
now or old, bright or ruaty, loadad or empty
Some about too high. sumo too law. They
tcach. amuse. or vxaspcralv, according as
thvy an! manager ."
A Youkutu man, who ucvcr bad a 8\\‘(2l‘l‘
heart, says he iakva a solitary satisfaction in
standing around the railroad depot and acc-
ing the woman bug.
The Went don‘t SON“ lo lit! a better place
for working men than lhc East. A Drnvcr
editor says thata waguuful of coal stood
for-twcnty minutes in front of llllvtlinct‘plntl
ho had not less than twenty applications to
unload it from man anxious to earn half a
dollar.
Mr. Jones carrius his money in his hat.
and the other day. when he saw the entire
supply mung on“ on the winds of heaven,
he bitterly remarked: “ That‘s what you act
with your internal inflation."
A tanner living near Broukvllle attempt.
ed to scare an old worthless do: from in.
place; so he put a flute near the dog‘s nose
and a coat of fire near it; than. to connect
tho the to the pile of powder, he commenc-
ed pouring ionic powder out of the horn
on the coal. An explosion occurrcd. The
farmer hasn‘t ma thc do: since, but with
mutton! aid and good care it in thought be
out one him in about three week:
Gaelic Bur—A. Georgianogmwaarldlng
ornate alarm. and canto to a bridge, when
the tonic flopped. “ I‘ll but you a quaint,“
said Jack, “I’ll make you 30 our dia-
brldn", and with that attack no main,
our the bond, which manna. mam-i
ly. “you ukudcbogdco,’ uld‘tltoaocro,
NORWALK, CONN, Tubman, JANUARY 8T3?" *
'1 LR-I’BQIPORT HW8£
EOU‘I‘R NOEWALR. "
IIPWWN. 1". GR”. R. RMPOR
m Goo. clot-k, Agony
T: to. nonwu‘l‘os‘ . A "I 7 I
D E N ‘l‘ I 8 1‘ .
Kamila: Mill anti insulting artificial lliillllim a
allWlfill-it‘i
Mimi! Milli “\i‘uilll‘a lawman liarnnwu.
,,‘»‘it«t._. ,.
M . line on“.
\Vlli‘li .‘iNll lallililll liltiltlll SALOON,
manor \\“atvr and ti‘ai-lltttanat uuwla. litmus Nor
Milt. Wall Mt
”fluvial is...
.ttllN
Formally llatuhtlnrn .! trawl:
inwaaamlt human. 't‘ltaaldal a ll“! partiall-
ttnat u rvt‘vlwu ll‘iilii hlr cttntmaul‘r. tut hop", it
Mr H a: It nod Mauritania or “warrior to than
'pa r upprulallun and moan» a mammal ultaru of
1 WI! patrolman in tho futuru. Mr
.H - c, _.,.,...v
llU'l‘UlllNGfi,
Kl"! Illnt‘k. Mata
F “AN K A. Topic}!!! no 00..
DIAL!” ll
ti ltU L‘lu‘ltl ES PROVISIONS,
l‘t‘clcrvnn. Jcllloa. Canned Fruits. Etc.
OPERA HOUSE BLOGK Ham on,
_ ____ aourn aonwaur, coNN.
\V‘ 11. '1‘(.)LLLI§I§,
. Butler in
Stoves, 'l‘iu Ware, Cooking Utensils.
lamp: and [loan l-‘Irnl-blul Gown.
Monti Rooting, ‘l‘ln. Copper and about iron work
ch‘tlllll'tl to urdur. Jobbing of all kinds promptly
'lllltiltltttl to.
'Mf WASHINGTON fiTIIEE’R fitlllTlI NORWALK.
H. M. 6:. J. T. PROWITT,
haul-mt In
Hardware. Cutlery, Paints, Oils,
Glass. Window Shades Gt Paper Hangings,
No. «5 MAIN STREET. xonwaut. was
Helm 8t Sign Painting executed prompotully
GRééORY‘é POINT
MARINE RAILWAY,
SOUTH NORWALK. CT.
CAPACITY OF RAILWAYS, - 1,000 TONS.
dela Bum or Ito-[Mimi at Short .li'utt'ca.
Fwnltarn for vcavioltt, l‘alnt. Olin. Dock Varnish,
(lakum, Ship Tools, otc., countantly on hand for vale.
M G I! 0 I. L .
A.oELLECK,
4.1 orwulk.
Dale! in BOOKS and STATIONERY.
MONOOII .uls —-Cut and camped on
is hue-t our! on on 'l'lulcd Pope".
THOS. F. CROFT,
14IA§I)SCA PIC. GAE I)1§N ER
Atlanta to M6 Laying Out Q! Dummy Scan.
. l'.il hl’.O.Ii " - t
agiltnrtfimgaram u‘,,".~3~,,_,“:“§u°§‘
Rcfonncu t
JOHN W. Manon. Esq. Tmytcwn. N. Y.
W. H. Aartnwatm, t‘, “
ALEX. H. Lawnxxcl Compo, Weatport.
.loattrn JRF‘FHRDIIN, (ltleau Winkle.) lluhokun. NJ.
Caun Cori. l’biladt-lphta. 1“"
BENEDICT’S
IDININGF
i
Ii C) 0 IV]. S .
119 ~Chandlers St, N. 1'.
Tables rcscrvcd for Ladies. 148
' max Hindi. a“:
Physician and Surgeon.
Dillon and h aldcucc.
MAIN ST., SOUTH NORWALK
HS
(Oppcslta the Own Home.)
w. I'LLAVALLEE,
HARNE S SE8.
Horse Furnishing Goods and
Truukfl.
Main St., ' ' South Norwolk.
lltidlmo,
RI If S I C 2
Tito South Normal: Qantlrlllc Band
mnrcpamdtofurniub music for
luLL‘i
piuvm as.
tall-ti SO! “EEG.
an Womble tenant. Apply to 1A8. P. PUNIEL'I‘.
walla“) or I. a. “'08. Pmmptor. South Norwallt
HORSE sum-flue.
The rubccrlbcr in mind to do bromin- “CBS!
and 0): 811031. ti. and do all kind: of jabbing.
lllTElll’EiilNG~ 0F HORSES
“rely prevented. Quartar Crack: and Corn: wlicvcd.
‘1‘» than in in tho rcar at Ely‘tt block and may be
melted from Nata street tbmnb an cl
.lobu Hatchigfu‘ Store. Everything done at tho
a?“ venom cpl-3515?. Butawsmwyg‘tfiificd
Nor-walk Steam Dyeing and Securing
Establishment.
Factory and 031cc. out of Home RR. depot
nnmmdnmlaoodndycdorolmcd.
Particular attention Met in the am. Clan-lac.
Repairing and Pruning of .
, Gentleman’s Garment:
by a new and improved malnourmuirln only
may!
KID GLOVES
W-homwmllwkuucfleqwmuwn
”M.WMQ:‘
,,,131:‘33l,, 7 am. r3933? 1
(inaction.
“amt We in the nits in tact Mr W!-
wntl Platinum is on WWW am. at
Mr. Oonrad Becket“.
Who W can Will M
fauna a tin“ . xmnfic‘m ‘
8. P A K U [ASK-VII—
limmltnltx um; tiltl “tilt! at liar-walk tutti
nullity. that in: lull W the mum at a first:
vim mattiniltm at
HUMAN HAIR. WORK.
Who will who an. ill ill! than. all kind: at work
amwil hr twain: ta lint law anti “Nil manual
“riot. tanking nwr “maniacal“ at tins hair‘s own
twin or will inputs blur to switch lit: in“ who nutr-
thitllllll‘ an lanai. a that «mutation at
S\VI’I‘(‘III§§,
ll Ila I IDS,
(z‘l “log, &“1‘
Which lat ll altln to unit at lama rattan than M“ inn
turn animal. tanta- animal: Inch wrath. will do with
to will batons pawhartau tat-wimp. an he can now
than that tat out roll twain: per cant. lam than
any other doctor.
ltn llll aim titted an a l‘rhuut button for
LADIIS‘ AND GHILDRIN‘O
l-IAII! J )RESSING.
live occtnilu tho that atom In
ELEPS BLO OK.
Furtaarly occupied M a drug atom—won. of tho but
location: In the city. In tint roar of the Lndlm‘ lio-
loon int Ill! I that
Hair Breath and Stain Salton
FOR GENTLEMEN.
LADIES:
if you Wlill to economixc, goto
MRS. JUDD’S
For tho-o 0
Pretty Redlnaoles
AND
Polonaise Patterns
That an} dost-rtbt-d I0 accurately that tbcre II no
trouhlo lll making them up for yourselves.
For burgun- in
Hats, Rlbb ns. Feathers and Flowers. go to
MRS. JUDD‘S.
A llt‘W lot of Iow-priccd schoon na'rs for the
children
The Stator and Singer ,Sewing Machines for
so u or to rent.
Do not pnrcbanc a flowing Machlno until you one
tho now Hucor. it is giving perfect satisfaction to all
that use it. HO
szfia HOUSE
B ILLIARD H ALL
MAND—
Refreshment Rooms,
N0. 6 OPERA HOUSE BLOCK,
SOUTII NORWALK.
'I‘bc undersigned. having taken the above room!
and thoroughly renovated th em. respectfully inform
tlw utblic that thoy inn-ad to lirep a first-clans cu-
tnhl ailment. They will been constantly on hand
Imported ”War-s,
Liquors, Alcs,
Lager and Scam-s.
WWW’W‘WWMW
tho ouvlueaa.
M. S. PRATT.
M Naomi-r.
THE UN DERSIGNED,
H. H. WELLMAN,
F. B. III‘HIS‘I‘ON.
Proprietor.
Has token tho ctorc in
Ely-‘8 Block, South Norwalk,
Whore ho intends to hoop constantly on hand a do
nimble assortment of
STATIONERY, FANCY GOODS
—' Ann—-
MUS 10.
“A180.“-
Plain, Square, Oval and Rustic
Pictu ro Promos.
ems or an. arson—momma
Manic not on llilnnd‘will be obtained at short notice
Rctnrmbcr ll. ‘cllutul. Elv‘u mock. out to
Grumman‘s Jewelry Stow. tau-ti
"V W. H. swarms,
MerchantTailor,
COR. WASHINGTON AND IAIN STS.
SOUTH NORWALR. CONN.
William! French ”Mounts,
and Basket Coating: of all colon
'Ilodc up In style at law Prim
Geats’ Furnishing Goods,
GENTS KID GLOVES.
pro]! Shades and Colors, ottllo
Best Quality-
IRON FENCING.
. m ton-boll!»
wombat; m7,
Wrought and Cast Iron Fenciilgt
Al “Gli- Silitl Rim
IIO‘I‘ APPLIANOIO.
Mina wan facilitator Men in motile.
:33 3.: mpg a?“ rgtmfia war “tats-“3t“;
auxin Miami ill “W ‘
LOWEST POSSIBLE PRIOEli.
iii-w hill“; Wt .l vt‘ilil‘glll amt“
UNDERTAKERS
All“ mm ill
FURNITURE
MAIN STICEE'I‘.
Ill‘l‘utll‘l‘l Till RAILROAD 33“.)“.
SOUTH NoltWALK.
annulment: taut \l‘tntmln Dam. Brittqm‘
in WELL HOTEL.
CORNER 01‘
MAIN and WASHINGTON STREET-S.
South Norwalk,
F. F. Stedman & Son,
PROPRIETORS,
Illa been fitted up in
ELEGANT STYLE
For the Search.
All cxccllcat Stable attached to thc Hotel. Car-
fla"f'll in attendance at all hours on I i
the. (mice. , app lcat on It
BILLIARD ROOM,
With new tables. attached to the house
1284!
ISAAC W. IVES,
LUMBER,
DANBURX’,
Conn.
tin-tr ‘
new STORE!
Jams a: warm,
Have an entire new clock of
HARDWARE,
Muhanics‘ 1‘le dl kinds d Agricultural Implo-
mcma. Potato. (lilo, Glass. Table and Pocket. Cutlery.
Also a a specialty
Wall Paper,
shades and. Fixtures,
Wabash-idol bungtoordoroubcrl notion.
Wguhlonou St. South *Norwolk.
AIL 1311!.
Jon PRINTING.
SENTINEL PRINTING OFFICE.
CARDS. (:th NOT! an
BILL-H STATE)! ‘rrs.
Rina-aim. run
PMKLW s.
wait-c «drum-cm «mid to a.
w out. gran m.
FRAMES!
mmmmmm
Buckingham & (30.,
an an m it,“ “2%; “an
i’i‘h‘elw... trait... an mil».
Orl.m ’
LETTER
aorta serum or“ 11ml.
Inna: _ v
i'.
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flaw $2“. our l
or , .
”mod; it. cantanmucm
at“ ‘it‘t pt. to: wow . r .
W ‘ it‘ w“ lat willing (firm-ll. ll. llama. i. 1!. m ti. 3.
llama. it. WIN
Meat-ll 1. Nina. it. W. 3mm. x. 3. can.
to. l9 * “W‘n\ “t m l‘ “t “m’\
m“. 1.. mm. ll. Want. W.
W him—a. Vl‘. m ll. ll. llwoll. I.
ll. Norton.
“rm? ”-0. l. Nico. ll. than. n.
“moo-c. I. Dots. It. !. Nita, m
a I ' a I \
lmflgflmd J mm L. inbuilt,
rampant an.
7‘4"»:
THE: FREIGHT PROPELLEBS
City of Navalt till’. 1?. Brady,
porno. no t id Mug
one- of cltbcrof the than both
0 owner: thereof. on “a“ -
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
rm Wag Non. Ink. 1m
Trains leave Mgr“ at South Hour-1k u
on: ’
For New York.
At a: Akin. Boston Exprcol.‘
6:00 “ Accommodation
8:“ ‘| I‘ Q.
7:“ “ Loco! um 1).“. .
“ rotor: on: smwipb‘" ' 3°
3&8) “ Accent non,
1518 P. K. Accommodation.
$8304 “ ton
3:3 1: Accommodation.
6337 " Accon‘tlm lion.
9:37 “ ton
New York (tor South Norwuk.
At 1:10. mos GEL.) tots. 10:00, 13:60 at: 8:00 aux.)
3:55. us (Local 31..) mu (m - ‘
on.) and can mx.) r. n. 3“)"6'” one
south Nor-ml! for New Haven.
At 3:36: Anl. Accommodation.
9:39 " Burton E
um “ Account: tion.
“:22 Boston Egan",
201 P. LL Account tion.
am “ Boston
4:31 “ "
5:.“ “ Accommodation.
6:l‘ St -\ on
6:“ t‘ ‘O ti
. u
132:”. .. ”P“ ”P”
Trains have New Haven for South Nor-walk. I
8:40. ilk.) 3:“) (Ex) 5:3). can. 3:13. 9:“ (En) LI. 3
Swillid 1:5.5. (Ea) 2:80, math (know. on“) can.
For Brl ‘ rt and way Indoor, of. 2:0 P. I.
See large ill: of advancement at the Stock:
Daaburv
l: m
an
:1 ma ..
Bony m ’ hot. “I“ {Ion-unli-
M DmA. 11.}303IMc-
out with
«35?.1. Boa-o unlugolnm
AtSflSPJL lmfw 9‘ m
“MAJ. §Fg£WM lam-h
11:” P. I. lecthnin.
Loovo Dunbar, for South Norwalk.
At can A. 1L. 9M5 A. H., hfil‘. 1.4:! P. I.
Freight at sun 1*. u. 17. noon. a
1‘" Stimulant
Mrs. Scott, Agent,
OPERA HOUSE BLOCK,
South um.
Horace Water’s
Pianos & Meldognos.
THE “ BEE-tram t”
SEWING MAECHINE.
[low M talc.
“to
Work done ll. about notice. on mail. tom.
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strut '10 com ”or...“
m.“
an: non-o
H A 3 DW A. RE.
Elihu-imitated. '
GENERAL HARDWARE.
WC? TOOLS.
0! fit hula-flit].
Paints, Oils and Window Gina,
,MON‘UMF‘ .NTS.
WWI:
a m town-m mm
filth-til"!
.7;
ammonium at, Whfitulthc no! dfil
hobo, a m at. x _ ,
H“ or m maniac mm. or “it“
w ...
Houses and notch.
_ gglflqltcoil (letters: if?“ once. New 8%
o a . . oody. .,
a... 0...... Moroccan» ',
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an «new or
Tamil: noun. mu m a
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tor pic. on-
:u nion mm; mom.
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