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South Norwalk sentinel, Thursday, September 14, 1871 · page 1

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NORWALK. CONN.

 

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SOUTH NORWALK POST OFFICE.

 

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" 1:55 P. 1.

)[AIu Wm Ginsu—7:8 A. 1.; Mundts's P. 1.

a EAsI-mv HAIL Dnz—Srfi A. l; 3:8 r. 1.

Wm lAn. Dru—2mm it“ A. 1.; 6:00 2. 1.

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' Duran“ MAXI. Dt‘:—8:m A. 1. ; 5M5 r. I.
M. WILCOX. P. X.

NORWALK POST OFFICE.

 

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MAXI."
EAST!“ MAIL But-8:116 A. 1. ; coo P. 1.

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Dksnrxt MAIL CLOSE—8:55 A. 1. ; 6:“) P. 1.
1 DAncnv HAIL DUI—7:35 A. 1.; 5:: P. 1.
2, “1510: MAIL (nArLr) DUI—1m A. 1.
\l'uros MAIL (DAILY) Chasm—11m 1.
CHAS. OLMSTEAD. P H.

ROWAYTON POST OFFICE.

f MAIL: EAsr non—«Bus A. 1.

MAM Wu? moss—7:45 A. 1.; :30 P. 1.
EASTB‘K! .VlAn. Dr‘s—7:8) A. 1.; :5 !'. 1. '
3 Warm MAIL DUE—8:55 A. 1.

: OLIVE COOK. P. M.

 

 

 

Mayor—Dranr P. ELY.
f Clerk—Wm T. Brcxn'mux.
l mm Jun-s A Rm“.
' (MW—{‘33. . Sm.
.«ludi'oerALm C. QL‘LVTARD.
.llyzrshai'JAlxs L. Rrssm.
' Hagigkurx—Jon's B. Barton, Tn 1:0th “'le 03
‘ JraigeAVVILLIAx T C‘RAW.

(human—Jens HILL. )1. D.
, .lfl‘m-‘trg—stu F. 8833:.
. Surrt'yor—Wmiu T. Cur.
' Umf of Pdice—Exoca S. PLQT".

(mafimm—

I-‘trxt Want—THO” Gong Lousy) Drunk.

l Wuuu E WHIOX, stnr W. Lzsrxn

Sword Ward—Roam l. TOLL“. Jon's L. RICH
Aunt 5A1t-n F. Pam Boris A Wm.“
Third it'dniAEOImx Btszntr‘r. Gnome: W.

' Slx'ru. Hssnr ll. EL‘I'ELL. Jot-nu R. RArlosn.

Inspector: Qt“ Election»
Firs: Ward—loam; ll. Sun-mi. “'11;qu ll.
RATIOND. "Zn.

N-‘Iind ll'urdrCnr-rzn F. Tums.
Brunt.

Third Ward—«IA!!! C.
\Vnirn
Liz‘T or rm: srAxmsu colxn‘rlz: or rnz nuAan

or (‘Dt'VCILX‘K‘S

(Ir‘lf learnt—Gauze “' Smith. Jose‘ph R. Ru)-
mond. Robert I. Tolles.

.4mAWTJJ—(Rorge Benedict. John}. Richard:,

Srmxs D.

Orton. (‘u.~xu:~ H.

‘ Edwin A. “'bitman.

Ska-“and .N‘s'dumikx;l.nn‘nzo Dibble. John L.
RirbsrdS. Ruben l. Gilt“.

Llfflilk- and (tad—w: nhn L. Riflmrds. Henry W. h-s. 1;

Int. Joseph R Huy‘mond

Saran—Jose I: I1 Raymond. Edwin A. Whitman.
\Villlam H. ‘V' cox.

Finances—Henry ll. El\\’t'll, Samuel F Peck. Lt»
B‘nzu Dibble.

Nice—Robert I. Toll”. Georgi: ant-dit‘t. Henry
H. Elwell.

I’tiblil: I‘rim’ing~lle-nry \V
Smith, “'illiam Ii. “‘ilrox

Public IIfiIJM~Samucl l". Peck. George \V. Smith.
Lorenzo Diliblt-

Repair: and A‘I/{nu’irxill'illiam H “'ilcnv. (it-urge
B4‘nt‘dlCl’. llvnry ' La. .‘lL‘l.

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SOCIETY INDEX.

RELIGIOI'F.
}' H I' .l ~.\leet in their liail -i:.
walk. ll 8 Wigham. Frag.
MA‘OB'K‘.

 

“‘31? ~! , .Vur

01:1 ll’ri.’ Luis". .\'o. “E. I". and A. 11”?!» lar‘

communication:- holdcn on the first and third nes—
dny evening; in each month. at their Hall, on Hutu
strict. Sou: Nurvmlk. George Knight. \V. H.

S! Jdm‘: Lodge. _\'0. 6 ‘Heetx on first and third
Thunday cvrnings in each month. Hall on “'111
street Nonvalk. David M. Pollard, \V. M.

ODD FELLOWS.

Our Brother-f Lad/74. .Vo. loihlcets every Monday

evening. at their Hsll. on “‘31) street. Nomlk.

‘ George L Tuner, 3. G. ; James Hodzea V. G. : 1'

ll! [LDER AXD CONTRACTOR. ‘

!~ 3‘: Eu bran-hm. with or without mntvrlhl.

J Ubv

i . ppm.- 3; -erzl-fi unrirv- Urd'T- malicited.
we. ;. an: ml the Depot. near lh'.‘ Nursery. South
\ a 17k

3 «1% R Rn} mood. of Smith .\'or\\alk. 1.- my m-
«l 11"}! m lht‘ transit-mm of said business,
an. \urvallL Jun. 5. 18?}. llém'

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mil'T‘TI N0!{\V.\I.K .
sll'INGS Il.\.\'lx’.§
N >5 Tl! SUBWALK. FUNK

made in this
the swath next sub

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”rived“

vb:

\V S HANFORD. l
l Treasurvr.

' Norwalk.
~ cc tvd.)

J Pam-in, Secretary; 'l‘ S mom. Tmssnrcr: mus.
Olmsivml, permanent Sent-tun:

16:2qu Enema (at ?’ Patriarch-t. No. 9. l. U.
0 1-” —.‘;lect1- at (. d Fe] ow's Hall. on the first Ind
third “'cdnvsday en-nlnzs in each month. Harmon

B l‘wvn. t‘hief Patriarch; Jami» Hodges. High
Prim: ; (loo. L Taller, Senior “far-den; a. 0. Erin
tun, .‘rrthew J. r' Prowl”, Treasurer; MUML- ll.
(ylgsz'r, Junior \Yardu-n.

(‘Ll'BS
Did ”'4'! Flu). A ("arm-r Main and \Vuahington
strcets. South Sol-walk. Roonu- open L-ver)‘ day and
menin: (Sundays cxccptcd.) Elbirt A. Woodward,
Pn‘Sidrnt.

.\'orzrv1a’l‘ I‘l’nb ~Rooms in Savings Bank Building.
Upon every dav and evening (Sundays ex-

(‘bni G Dean. f’rmldrm.
{av-many I‘lub ~Rmms in New York and New
Hun-n Railroad Depot. South Not-\xvalk. 0

‘ dent.

\l. lSl—I(‘ Ii [Clio

~l‘wl: \Nl) LANE“ BEEN. SALOON];

-: “ab r And “'rhinzt-vn ~Zh‘cls, >outh Nur-

;. t‘ «in l-tf

\V. \V. ( ‘l)\[§T()(‘ K.

(5 I! () (' 1:3 1% .

Irilllll.“" “LUCK.

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N ll'TlI XORfi‘ALK. CONN.

(i l§()(‘!*II‘ILl.—‘.

Jillib lll'Tf‘lllNGS.

l‘vmvriy llutrhinzu .t Ferris. Ely‘s Block. Mniu
ti: X-zruulk. Thankful for the pus: pan
rut ‘.\ml from hid customers. he hopes. by
33': J gnu-:1 visor-twat of Groceries to meet.
. .r upprw lnllfin and ecvtxrc a gent-mu: z-hare of
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=[()\"l‘ It!!!)T‘lIICRS-i.

Bay Bali I'Juh. Ain‘t. Jr.. South Norwalk.—“'m. :
’ Sz-liwk, President: Hvo K Bun-ll. Vice Primidem;

E. H SUTKUY“. Socrvtary and Tnmzlll‘t'l’: Charles E.
Smith. t‘uptuin
Lyn-mar: (Yuk. “Fm}lz'ir.5:,'
" in South Noruuik
Presidvnz. ll. Siniuifl: Seen-Mary, \V. Brusse—
;L‘a.~hit-r. ll. Stadlcr; Musiml Dimtnr Geo.
Sclianb.
NUIHVALK SXEDICAL ASSOCIATION.
tha second .Vlnndsy evening in each month.
Prtwitlcm. John Hill, )1. IL; \ice Pruident, In
Grvm‘ry. M. I). : Fecnztarv. w. A. Lockwood. 31. D. ;
Tn'mnrer. SI. 8. Pardon, y. D.
l EKPKRANCB
_\'u.m.-:;i Sui/II Tax No. i—Heets me. ' Friday
evening. at their E
South Sorvrnlk. Mrs. Dr. en. “C . .
.\'m-zralk Lodge. 1. U. I}. T.—&leet! every Wednes—
day ensuing at their Bull. )l-ln street. South Sor—
walk. (‘hArles Exile-CL W. C. '1‘.
Tempc': of Honor and Tan rand. “an
Wafer," .‘l'o. s—Xcel! cicry ell-day evening at
their Bull. on Main street. South Nomslk.
Raymond. “'. C. T.
Standard D'Iruian. NO. 38 Sty TivMeotp every
Tuesday evening at their Hall. Bank Building. Wall
etrcet. Searwnlk. C. F. Selleck. “T P.
(.7201.er Ih'rision. 3'0. 1 S. Qf 7.731(14" l'l-L'T)
Friday evening. at thrir Hull~ on “'all street. Nor-
walk. )3. ll. Pinker. ll'. P.
51. Kory} T. .4. B. “Ry—Keats firs Sunday

'77 Mach m or} Friday

 
 

(Toning in each month. Room in l‘“t‘.‘.! Buildinz. ,

“'ull “er nver insurance oflce. Xomlk. James

 

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GENTLEMEN
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t. .‘nutii Nor-null“ than

at «if Labia lit-re.
r» at the bar.
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.31)! [N .l. [11)NNEC‘KER.

' - i-LN ERA]. INTELLIGENCE HFFIt‘E.
And Agent for
5 ll. Bun-ting S: (‘o.‘~ Bakery.
_\‘.~ 1 Wall Slrmt. f - )t of Hill BEL
NORWALK. CUN-‘

KN-&}’P & FIT(‘II.

CARPENTER: AND JULVERS.

SOCTK XUB‘WALE. CONS-

“'ii! imnznl': to «Fred! Buildingd. and do

JOBBXXL} \V'URK.

all kinds. Roof: elated. he. 8:.

I. S.'TUTTLE,

 

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The

IllXEl’tY.,

Sherry, President.

BEXEYOLENT SOCIETY.
.lav‘plz‘a Benn‘olm! Amidflofl.th-et> tint
wing: evening of each month. Balm:- ln Hub-
bcl" Bind; corner Main and Wall streets. Wm.
llnni‘. President.
TRADE}: L'NIUXS.

('zrjr’n 9:1 1' (and Joihr'nr' l'nion, .Vo. H).
; NonvnlIL—Xeet on the mt and third Friday even-
in «sch mouth. at their rooms. on Mum street.
‘k. \Vm. A. Kellogg. Pun-Eden“ E. B. Dibble.

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I. .‘ [-‘i- ia‘z’arr‘s' Lot-.11 Trudi .«laafiutiou. of South

‘ X<>rwalk.~hleets on the is! of Janna . ApriL July
and October. in each year. 3 1'). Come l. President:

, Than—a: Haddcn. Sccmmry.

FIRE DEPARTHBST.

__,. link and Ladda' CO. No. 1.
Thnrwdny in each month. 3. S Wi!» :

 

Pix.

 

nix Slammr Engine (21.,
dr-t Tuesday in act: month. J. B. Elk. Foreman

’ Phat: Hose 00.. No. l. Nortflk-Iueta first

1 “'ednesdsy in each month. C. F. Xun‘in. Foreman.

LARGEST srocx:
GREATEST ASSORTHENT!
LOWEST PRICES!

 

IS.\-\(‘ \V. IV'I‘LH.

LL'M.BER.

H:

BEL—L a RAYMOND,
g Whole-tie and Bean Dealers

—lN—~

lOysters, Clams, Fifi! and"Lohsters,

Oysters by the ’Buarrsl and Gallon.

l

i mm moor.
l South 80mm Coup.

ml BILL. m nnoln.

-14:
IAXUEAG'I‘CBIKGCO. ,
Vow lo. on “my.

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XML: EAST Own—8:40 And 9:33 A. 1.: 5:8) and

W551- Cnosn—tfi A. 1.; no and 5:01) P. §.
“1311.11 m DUB—9:15 md 10m A. 1.. mad 6:15

sorru murmur CITY orncnns.

n eve L
~ «waxing \Sundays exct'pfed.) Chester I". Tol c5. Pres? '

Pn-sidcnt. F. Becker; '

in Dibble‘: Block I: street. '
Plrd C T

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xtmun-L— l

.‘v'o. l. Somali—Meet:

WHITE STREET. DAXBL'RY.

Fruit And Vegetablcu in their season-
11-31 or m xxw YORK AX!) xzw 11$th

WW nil had-1m “HMO-d

m abou-

m and," 3 saw: ..
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THE HOUR

Is an independent, ltd-weekly newspaper. published
in Westport. Conn. Etch number cumulus A sum-
mury of the news. communications {m correspond-
;znttseud edited-ls on subjects of tool or gaunt
n 8!.

It has In lnitlAl circulntlon of seven hundred.
chiefly on the line of the New York and New Elven
Bill“ id yobimpnrchue beingco :1 ti m?
o erres enuw o I m r ono
etc" in e: grk. than

their a. groceleo.
making Hour I desirible advent-lug Inn
for New York manhunt: Ind business men.

'I' E I ll 8 .
OneCopy.Onth-ar.... ............3ICO
Five Copies. One Year. (to one address). ...... 4 on

Ten Copia. One Yen. (toone-ddreu.
more than ten copies, It the ntc of ascents percopy.
SAhIPLE (”FY FREE.

I
' Aqua; waited in every town in Cmnectlcul. Eust-
ern .‘ew York. nd New Jersey. to muss for sub-
salptlons to The Hour. All communication: must
begs—damned to “ Th1 Hour, Westpon, Conn.“
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C. H. KENDALL, M. 1).,

 

J OPERATOR. ,
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i We: in Sword!‘ Building, W! Washington and l

Shin stream South Norwulk. Conn.

EVERY VARIETY OF DENTAL WORK,
DON'T-3 IN THE BEST MANNER.

Teeth extracted without Pain by
the use of Laughing Gas.

0! without G“. if desired.
Office not open on loud-ya md Sum-dun.

XEW AXD RARE PLANTS .
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ROSES,

Geraniums,
vnnnmvns,

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AND

BEDDING our PLANTS, l
Flowering Shula, Fruit Trees, l

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3 Black berry. l
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l Raspberry. 1

AN D

- Stravvhorry.

PLANTS.

lTomaioe, Egg, Pepper, Cabbage and
; Celery Plants.

('holce “ea-uncut M
FLOWER AND VEGETABLE SEEDS,

DUTCH BULBS.

Run to the gettln 7 up of choice
diets. Crone: In other Floral
Send for Caulogne.

l

, Special un-ntlon
; Boqnets. Wreaths.
| Decmtionn. ll shorten notice.

Y MALLORY a: DOWNS.
xrnszuvnm’ Am FLORISTS,
SOUTH NUlthALK. CONN.

South Norwnlk, Nov. 17. 16’“).

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HARDWAR

The lxz-i uawrtmvnt in to“ u of

GENERAL HARDWARE.
MECHANICS' TOOLS.
0f the best quality.
Paints. Oils and \‘Vllldilw Glass,
Rim, Monica and Bond Lockp, Porcelain, Plated and
Xincral Knobs, a 1: 'c assortment. of Table and
Path” Cutlery. of maul quality. cheap for cash.
W. C. QUINTARD a; (10.,

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‘ Comer Main fllld \l’zishinztun streets,
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SOFT“ XOR\\'ALK. CONN.
nuns “APP.
9.11

w. r. Ql'lhTAltD.
South Nero-AIL 5m. 27, 1870.

3A1;e €011,135de

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CASH CAPITAL. $200,000.
All paid in and securely invested

SI’RPIIS, JULY 1, 382,816.40.

FAIBFIELD COUNTY

FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY.

—OF—
South Nor‘valk.

DIRECTORS :

WILLIAI I. TWKED, New York.

W A. WOODWARD. South Norah.

Jhlnfinwmd MW.“ i 00..
cw ark.

DUDLEY PENXLY. President m Notional fink,

1.0m mmxa-nn.
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A Little Girl.

There wu A little girl.
And she had I little curl
tight in the Inlddleof her tot-chad:
When the wu good,
She was very very good.
And when all: was bu! she wu horrid.

 

She went up stairs.
And ba- p-rents unswarec.
Wu I looking out of the winder.
She stood on her heat
In her little trundlebed.
With no one nigh to hinder.

Her mother bend the noise.
And she thought it vru the bow.
A playing lo the empty Attic;
But ehe run Ip m:
And caught her unAwma,
And spanked her most emphatic
—a——-o>———-

The Dead Moor.

BY LOUIS! BILLING! I’LLDINGF

 

 

They took from her brow the band of ahcll.
The comb from her fngrant curling hair.

When.- thc golden sunlight loved full well
To plAy in it: glouy, (Hating snare.

They look from her band the flushing gun.
And the limit; 'broldercd o'er and o'er,

And mule her I robe who“ modest hem
Swept to the heavy Inn-hie floor.

From her away booon they "two“!!!
The glittering chuln of eastern gold.
And ov er its pica.- they ntrungely bound

Each joylen. unprvtcnding fold.

“’hllc consciously unto the tropic night.
The crim- of her women run! the air.

in the yellow glow of the taper) light,
Tclllug their bend: in their wild deppair.

A h, death had lm't-d bur too well In wnelv
A single grace of her southern form:

Hv'd qunfl’ed her life at I shlgle hate.
And stole the thmb of her pulses wum

Hr‘d blown the flame from her mlnty P)!!.
A nd cooled the passion within her breaur.

And drunk the wine of her subtle "tight.
0! all her low-m, death loved her best.

But strangely then: In the wax light cold.
Lllr fire-flic- bld in a cunning snare.
Ripplcd the orient (like: of gold——
liarc threads of flumr in her purple hair

While into the long, dirk. throbbing learn
”1 lingual}: and mucky flower,
Slow, trembled the languid. tear-wet bn-cz-~.
.\ll (lirgerllkc unto the wfltchcd hour.
____——._————

Bubbles.

 

“'hy was Eve not afraid of llll‘ tin-axles?
Because she'd Adam. .

In limv tlit- mulberry ll'l‘L' llt‘l‘tnllt'b a silk
{Until-11nd a silk gown becomes a woman.
\Vllt'll is n vcxwl like a scarf pin? Gn‘c
it up '1 \‘v'hcn it is on the bosom of [A heavy
swell.

Tbcrv is a man out “'est who is so lazy ,
that hc has applied for a position as n rail.
road sleeper.

The North Admits pagans have a band,
und warble sweetly on the tum-lotus. gongs,
and E flat washboilvrs.

A client remarked to his solicitor, " You
are writing my bill on wry rough paper,
sir." " Never mind," was the rcply of the
latter, " It has to be filed before it comcs
into court."

A but and who tlcalvr of Detroit adverA
tines some handsome buggy lap duster: for
sale, but whether he will sell them cheaper
for being buggy is not set forth in the ad-
vertiscmcnt.

A far wmtvrn lady, who was not posted

 

A Male! Love Letter.

Mvnns vs. Humm— This was one of
those rare and peculiar cases—breach of
promise marriage—and occupied the great-
er part. of the forenoon. From the evi-
dence it appem that the parties both live
in or near Onondngo ; that Harris has been
a. frequent visitor for about two years and a
half at. the house of the plaintifl—a widow
woman nearly thirty years of age. with three
children. It seems to have been the opinion
of the friends of the plaintiff (and no doubt.
she thought. so herself), that. Harris would
marry her; but. he (Harris) from some un-
accountable cause, a few months ago, and-
denly discovered that he loved another
young lady better, and verified this belief a
short time since by marrying that other
lady. Hence this action was brought by
the plaintéfi‘ to recover damages, to apply as
a salve logic: wounded affections. The fol-
lowing tutder epistle, sent by the loving
swain, will interest our readers, and we rec-
ommend it as a model love letter:

MY DEAR Mas. M.— Every time I think
of you my heart flops up and down like a
churn dasher. Sensations of unutteruble
joy caper over it like young goats on Astable
roof, and thrill through it like Spanish noe-
dles through a pair of tow linen trowacrs,
As a goofing swimmetb with delight in a
mud-puddle, so swim I in a sea of glory.
Visions of ecstaticrapture thicker than the
hum of a humming-bird‘s pinions, visit me
in my slumbcra; and, borne on their invisi-
ble wings, your image stands before me,
and I reach out to grasp it, like a pointer
snapping at a blue bottle fly. “men I first.
behold your angelic perfection: l was bewil-
dered. and my brain whirled around like a
bumble-bee under :1 glass tumbler. My eyes
stood open like cellar doors in a country
town, and I lifted up my cam to catch the
silvery accents of your voice. My tongue
refused to wag, and in silent adoration I
drunk in the sweet infection of love as u
thirsty man swallmveth a tumbler of hot
whiskey punch.

Since the light of your face fell upon my
life I sometimes feel as if I could lift myself
up by my boot straps to the top of the
church steeple. Day and night you are in
my thoughts. “'ht‘n Aurora, blushing like a
bride, rises from her saffron-colored couch;
when the jay-bird pipes his tuneful lay in
tho apple-tree. by the spring-house; when
the 'chamiclccr's shrill clarion heralds the
coming morn ; when the awakening pig
arises from his bed and gruntelh, and goeth
for his morning refreshments; when the
drowsy beetle wheels to droning flight 3t.
noon-tide, and when the lowing herds come
home at milking time. 1 think of thee; and,
like a piece of gum elastic, my heart seems
stretched clear across my bnsom. Your hair
is like the manc of a sorrel horse powdered
with gold ; and the brass pins skewered
through your waterfall fill me with un-
bounded mvc. Your forehead is smoother
than the elbow of an Old coat. Your eyes
are glorious to behold. In their liquid
depths I see legions of little cupids bathing
like a cohort of ants in an old army cracker.
When their the hit. me upon my manly
breast it pcnetmtcd'lny whole anatomy, as a
load of bird-shot through a rotten apple.
Your nose. is from a chunk of Pnrizm marble,
and your mouth is puckered with sweetness.
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in history, and who lmd forgotten hcr grog.
mphy, uskcd a friend who was going to
limb to bring her a couple of Mormons for
her aquarium.

A young lady of Montgomery, Ala" onl
being told that 111'? lover had been suddenly
killed, cricd : “ Oh. that splendid gold
watch of his! Give llll‘ something to re3 5
memlwr him by." ,

A little bit of a thing. who had inst got :
back from a party, wasusked by her mammu
how she had t-nioyvd herself. " O, mam-
mn !" Slll.‘ said, “ I‘m so full of happiness—-
I couldn't be no happier, William 1 was
bigger."

Somebody once asked Tom Uorwin if be
had heard a certain story of Louis I). (‘ump-
hell‘s. “ \Vas it about himself ‘3" inquired
Mr. t‘orwin. “ No, I believe not." “ \Vell,
then. I never heard it," said Mr. (Zorn-in
gravely.

A Kcnluckian whose wood pile Imd suf—
fered from frequent dcpredations, bored
holes in some of the logs and plugged them
up with powder. A neighbor rcoognized
the trick the next day when his stove went
whining through the kitchen window.

A Boston gentleman who could not wultz,
offered a young Indy a hundred dollars if
she would let. him bug her as much as the
man did who had just waltzcd with her. It
was a good offer. and Showed that money
was no obit-ct to him ; but they put. him out
of the house so hard that his eye was quite
black.

Mm. Swissbclm, speaking of houses, thus
ails her ideas: “ Your crook-spinal. hump
shouldered house With a wen on one side, a
wart on the other, a factory chimney on the
door, and pilot-house on the roof, may make
an interesting feature in a landscape, but for
a house to live in, commend me to the old
squre mansion, such as Abound in the rural
districts of the Keystone State. The wide
center hall, rooms on «ch side,“ L kitchen,
for homestead architecture, never can be
equaled.

Missouri Scoundrels an ingenious in their
robberien Two smooth-Md youths near
Greenville, wishing to plunder an unfortu-

‘ nate Irishman who Ind just been paid about.

one hundred dollars wages for hard work,
one of them attired himself as a. woman,
and the other put. on a pair of whiskers, and
dnlpelllo.he;.lustice of the Peace. The
Bimiwns' gotten drunk; the boy in
feminine attire made love to him; the Celt
wusmitten, and asked to be married. He
gave All bk money to, his. hide, and than
weutwilem‘ His: wife chmged liar eco-
tmne, and so did thc’jmtlgund both helped.
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A‘gooa .m‘ . ’iifiad-‘ioi'i’moitc' M 3a,
., pleupln Berkshire,who,ln the waning
"of1812, was prone mm domtic

hour's paw ; and myrinds of unfledged kisses
are there, ready to fly out and light. some-

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nest. Yourlnugli rings in my cars like the

lwind»lmrp‘s strain, or the blast of astray
l lamb on u blcuk liill»sidc. The dimples on
[your cheeks are like bowels in beds of

rost‘s, or hollows in cakes of home-made

. sugar.

l am dying to fly to thy presence, and
l puur «mt the burning eloquence Of my love,
‘ as thrifty housewives pour out hot coffee.
' Away from you I am as melancholyns a nu
' Sometimes l can hear the June bugs of des-
pondcncy buzzing in my ears, and feel the
cold lizards of despair crawling down my
back. l'nuouth fears, like a. thousand min-
uu\\'.s, nibble at my spirits, and my soul is
pierced with doubts, as an old cheese is
bored with skippers.

My love for you is stronger than the smell

of Cntfcy‘s patent butter, or the kick of a
young cow, and more unselfish than a kitten's
‘ first caterwaul. As a song bird bankers for
the light of any, the cautious mouse for the
fresh bacon in the trap, as a mean pup han-
l krrs after new milk, so I long for thee.
- You are. fairer than a speckled pullet,
l sweeter than a Yankee doughnut fried in
sorghum molasses. brighter than a top-knot.
plumage on the head of a. muscovy duck.
Yun are candy, kisses. raisins, pound—cake
and sweetened teddy altogether.

If these few remarks will enable you to
see the inside of my soul, and me to win
your affections, I shall be as happy as a
woodpecker on a cherry tree, or a stage-
horse in a green pasture. If ~ you mum
reciprocate my thrilling passion, I will pine
away like n poisoned bedbug, and fall uwsy
from a flourishing vine Of life, an untimely
branch; and in the coming yams, when the
shadows grow from the hills. and the philo-
sophical frog sings his cheerful evening
hymns, you, happy in number’s love, can
come and drop a war undlcatch scold upon
the last resting place of,

.3 Yours, affectionately,

Verdict for plaintiff $500 damages.
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dollars a. year, invariably in advance).
kind mother and an exemplary wife.
ficc over Coleman’s grocery, up two flights
of stairs, knock hard.)
thee, mother, we shall miss thee."
printing solicited). Funeral at. 41-2, from
the house just. across the street from the
Ila-11M Office.
(Advertisements inserted for ten cents a
square).

noon.

a noble lady who is young, beautiful and

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SOUTH NORWALK, CON N., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 187' 1.

 

A Stirring Obltlury.

As good a newspaper story as has lately
been told is one regarding the Colorado
Herald, The editor of the Herald had 0000-
sion to leave town for a few days, and in-
trusted his valuable organ to the care of an
ambitious youth who was a novice in jour-
nalism. His instructions on leaving were
modeled after those of the elder Bennett in
similar emergencies. “ Always keep be-
fore yam" mind the fact that the object of
this paper is to' extend its circulalion," he
said: “ and whenever you see a. chance to
insert. a puff of the Herald in any notice you
make, pile it on as thick as you can. Keep
the people stirred up all the time, you un-
derstand, no that they will believe the Her-
ald is the greatest sheeLin the United States".
He then went. away, audthe following night
his wife died very suddenly. This is how
the assistant editor mentioned the circum-
stance:

“00x15 BUT NOT Fallow-PEN.”

“’e are compelled this morning to per-
form 3 duty which is peculiarly painful to
the able assistant editor, who has been en-

 

gaged on this paper at an enormous expense

in accordance with our determination to
make the Herald a first—class journal. Last

night death unexpectedly snatched away
from our domestic hearth (the best are ad-

vertised under the head of stoves and fur-

naces, upon our first page) Mrs. Agatha P.

Burns, wife of Rufus P. Burns. the gentle-
munly editor of the Herald. (Terms, three

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“ We shall miss
(Job

Gone tobe an angel now.

The story has this unhappy ending:

Well, the editor arrived home that day, at
Slowly and sadly he was observed
to arm himself with a. double barrelled

fowling piece, into which be inserted about
two pounds and a half of bullets.
marched over to the office, followed by an
immense crowd.
busy in' painting a big placard to be tacked

He
The assistant editor was

on the hearse. It bore the legend, “Buy

your coffins of Simms, over the Ilemld of-

ficc.“

The assistant editor cast his eye around
Ind perceived his chief. Care sat upon that
wan cheek, and thunder clothed his brow.
He leveled his gun. The assistant did not
wait. With one wild and awful yell he

jumped from the second story window, and
struck out for the golden shom of the Pa-
cific.

Itls believed he eventually ,swam

over to China.

W0 A Row“. GAME—Al
the beginning of the century, the Prince
regent was the guest of the great Duke of
Bedford at Newmarket. One night, in com-
pany with many gay and dissolute comrades,
the prince repaired after dinner to the pub-
lic gambling rooms, then not less accessible
tn all Primers than "Mt lrnmal: nf Nnmhnnrg

or the conversnzion-haus of Baden-Baden is

today. The prince played long and deep

at the facinating game of French hazard;

And not until the pure rays of morning had
for hours been streaming through the Sky’-
light shave his head did he rise from his
seat, with A flushed check and an ungry
brow. Accustomed to heavy losses, the
prince had on this particular night been so
nnmerclfully “ plucked," that some suspicion
of foul play flashed norms his clouded And
excited brain. Selzing the dice with which
he had been playing, and turning to the pro-
prietor, the royal gambler said ; “ You shall
have a check tomorrow morning for what
I lost if on examination I find um you have
won it fairly." Deep wls thcdismny with
which the fashionable“ hell-keeper" heard
the threat of his formidable victim. The
dice, which had long been his fraudulent
instruments of robbery, were, he knew well,
heavily plugged with lead. Disgrace md
punishment stared him in the flee. But
with quick-witted readiness he noticed that.
a poor kinsman of the Duke of Redford, a
guest under the same roof which sheltered
the prince, still lingered in the gambling
room. Calling this “ gentleman” aside. the
gambling-house keeper oflbrcd to give him a
large sum if he would enter the prince’s
bed-room and substitute an honest pair of
dice for the “ loaded" or “ cogged" cubes of
ivory which the prince had carried off. The
bribe was accepted; and, cattle royal rouse
slept the heavy sleep of ‘exuhustiou, the ex-
change was efi‘ected. On the following day,
after having caumd the dice to be sum in
two, the prince gave instructions mat the
debt be discharged; and . this very sum was
included in the balance-sheet _of his liabili-
ties which the prince subsequently laid be-
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COLORADO is the home 70f the bravest. wo-
man of the age, a Mrs. Van Hunnon. 'One

day in July, while her husband and several

other men in pursuit‘df Indiins, her, two
little children came running into the house,
crying, " The Indians, the Indians !” Two,
shots fired at my children struck thick oak'
door just as the young mother shut it in the
face of three Cheyénne ‘63qu . .
bolting tho door and piling bed, bureau and

stove before it, the mother ccnt hcr, little
ones into the cellar. Taking a. ‘rchlvcr and"
heroic young woman,

a: old rusty flflgitbe’l ,
stood near the opcu . window,,ahootlng only
when.- Wed. Men-dew mum:
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The wife of a gentlemun 1: I yoked-g
place hotel tells a story at her husband‘s ax-
pense. It. is well understood “It!" did
not live pleasantly together but. evldace 0‘
this is rarely seen in public. The othfl'evu-
ing, when taking their usual drive—they In
both high-spirited» and MAO curb, and
when their tempers ure unused than is no
controlling them—one word bought on III—
other, when the husband said:

“ You will drive me and.” ~

” Which I should all admin“! driving."
rotor-ted the wife. _

“ If you say another word, I willdrlve h~
to the m." ~

“ Another word," screamed the My.
” drive whm‘yon please," she uddnd, “ cm
inmthesea. Icangoas deep ligand-u
go any day."

He became furious, took but “be! word.
and drove the horse and vehicle into“.
ocean. They began to a'wln. Eb held In.
looked into her face, and she laughed In bl.
face.

“ Why do you stop r" she demanded a-
ultingly, exhibiting not the slightest dun.

“ You are a tiger!" he exclaimed, tuning
the horses about, making for the shore with
all expedition.

“ Pooh ! Pooh !" laughed the torment“.
“ Learn from this that there is no plan
where you due :0, where I dare not accou-
ny you.”

“ Even to Satan's dominions 2‘"

“ The only exception," she answered with
a. chuckle. “ There, my dear, I will have
you."

She had conquered. The pub returned to
the house, and the only evidence of uny-
tbing extraordinary havingoccuned ruth-
appemnce of the poor horses.

——-.>———-

msrAerO ms MAX—The secretary of
the interior, a very solemn sort of man who
was never known to laugh, was sitting at
his office table when last at Washington-
we have quite forgotten the date, it was no
long ago-when a stout individual in linen
walked into the room. We do not believe
this stout individual ever washed his dirty
linen in public. At least 112 had not done
so lately, for it was quite dirty. Save from
the accumulation of soil there was not
enough to make much time in the washing.
It consisted of pantaloons considerable sub-
soilNl—whatevcr that is—with a top dres
ing—a dirty shirt and a ditto linen cost
He strutted up to the table with In old straw
but pulled over his majestic brow, and, lun-
ing over, said very positively; "' I say, old
feller ‘give me a card to the secretary.”
“ What ?" responded the honorable omcial.
“ I say, and I say it pretty plain And loud
enough for you to hear, old Itontop, I
want. a card to the secretary." “ Do you
want to see the secretary ?" “ Of course I
do; I‘ve been tryin‘ it on for three months.
and can‘t see anything but messenger: and
mgr-0%. I was told to get. a card from you;
so hurry up, old Stick-in-lbe-Mud." Areyen
certain you are not drunk ?" ” Not the last
bit, unlas I‘ve been smellin' somebody's
breath. for I'nin‘t got a red. Spent all my
money tryin‘ to see the secrelury." " Well,
I am the secretary." “ You ! Oh! come
now, that‘s played; and if you try to put
any tricks on me, damn it, I‘ll decorate your
ugly countenance with a bay window," “ I
tell you I am the secretary. What do you
want ?" “ I don‘t want any more such
lies," “ My good sir," we put in, “ this in
Secretary Delano." We suppose the boom
expxmsion of our handsome face carried eon-
viction, for the poor fellow gtve n prolonged
whistle, and then said, “ Well. I‘ll!» d—dl
I suppose my case has flummixed. Good
day, sir." “ Wait," cried the secretary, “ I
guess you're right—sit down." The smuge
visitor, dropping in a chair, removed his old
straw hancrossed his legs, and fell into a
musing attitude, as if he were turning that
rather awkward error in his intellect. And
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Tm: Natick Bulletin is responsible for the
following:

“ Squire K., a well known barrister of
Belknnp, having occasion to transact so'me
businws at the Ossinee court, found I few
days at his disposal, which be determined
to§spend in (routing in the mountain lat-Ooh.
In camp-my with an artist friend be m-
dercd several miles into the country. Night
came on and the sportsmen determined to
spend the night at a farm house, if permis-
sion could be obtained, and return adv
next morning to the village. A cheery
fwd Old Indy gmmed penulaslon to rennin
under her roof that night: -Now, as it was
necessary that: our legal friend'should be It '
court at eight next morning, the good dune
rose early and prepared bmkfsst by candle
light. The anglers Were must! at. the table
in a. dark corner-of the kitchen, while the
old lady was engaged over A sizzlingfi-ylnz
pan on the stove. ‘How’a this 'M‘T”
M; Feb? asked the lawyer and ab.
,Dcn‘t"kn’ow; why?’ “By Jove, I un’t
chew the stuf!‘ continued he. Wm ‘
gwimtm his ‘foratcnd,’he made mocha
.eilbnfto masticatze the mom, then mint-
édé -‘My good m‘oman‘wlll 'you be kind
enlagh 10' see- what makes this stock in
tofiglf? - This pleasant-fiend old Wip-
pckred with her candle,wiped be? WI—
gghxdxiookea at mephlz, W the
calcite intone lawyer's lap and shouted h:
. ‘Gmt State of New'flunpihtre! 3“
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