Oh! woddththufiry,
AIM-snide”!- _
.' ‘ an."
BEDDING our WTS,
mm limit Frat TM.
CHOICE
_ f .. Blackberry,
Instead, Valium“)!!- w. an! m
Should m an let: Tad-n Quid. ,
Lavina-roofing}! «an; Raspberry ,
Andy-Id! Swot. hunt”.
And mine in Jam. Wisdom should not we AND
Agree to for- .m at Riggs 2
W Strawberry,
A good quality of ale-female.
Ptper mills—newspaper m P L A. N T 8 .
The cry of the borers—“Oil’s well 2"
Illegal husmmh-y—mnshing a wife. Tomatoe, Egg, Pepper, Cabbage and
A stringed Wit—The gallows.
A case of ass—fix-‘m—l donkey tied up.
The great “ sense” taker—Brandy nod
water. .
Petroleum poetry—“Isle of beauty, {are
thee mil T"
Motto for a rejected suitor—he wooed, but
she wooden’L
The parting of young ladies is much adieu
about nothing.
Goodplaee of residence for old maids—
solitu-y manshuns.
Young ladim are generally honest-but
they will hook dresses.
What portions of the body are the best
travelers 2 The two wrists (worms)
A young {anus who inquired the we)"
best to start a nursery was told to get mar-
ried.
Whenmnyyoungluliwbesaidtobeeco
uomiml ? When they neon to tight lacing
to prevent wa'mt fullnem.
An Ohio housewife is so extremely neat
that she scrubbed her kitchen floor until she
fell through into the cellar.
A man who sat upon a paper of carpet
nails, the other day, said they reminded him
painfully of the iii-come tax.
A man being once asked why he talked to
himself, candidly answered : “ Because I
like to converse with a man of sense."
“ Did you know I was here 9” said the bel-
lows to the fire. “ Oh, yes; I always eon~
trive to get wind of you," was the reply.
A lady must think she has something val-
uable in her head. if we may judge from the
number of locks she keeps on her back hair.
The man who took a walk the other day
brought it- back again; but the next day he
took a ride, and has not since been heard of.
A little girl wanted to say she had a fan,
but had forgotten the name; so she de-
scribed it as a thing to brush the warm off
you with.
A married lady being asked to waltz, gave
the following sensible and appropriate an-
swcr: No, I thank you, sir: I have hugging
enough at home.
A dandy lately appeared in Iowa withhis
legs 50an that the authorities had
him arrested because he had no visible
means of support.
There is a. bashful bachelor who dares not
meet ladies in the street. He says they wear
Boquetg Wrenthx
Decors
Celerylets.
Choleeusoruneatm
FmWEB AND VEGETABLE SEEDS,
DUTCH BULBS.
Special nttention gsvken to the 313% up of choice
eta, (houses
tions. at shortest notice.
mum
memo-mu.
WHY 3 mm.
NURSEBYm A“ FLO‘ISTS,
sum 3mm eons.
801:3th Nov. 31', m
C. SWARTZ & CO.
1
Manufacturers of the following
Brands 01' Cigars :
soy PLl'S tartan,
1y
Grant and Colfax,
STAR OF THE WEST.
Wholestlc ud Retail Dealer! in
Thou. Boy. d! 00’. ,
P. LORlLLARD cl: CO.’S,
AND
D. H. McAlpin 6: Co.’s,
Mrs. G. B. Miller a 003.
TOBACCOS,
And Smokers’ Articles generally.
III: Y". 320008,
so many bugles on the dresscsthat he fears l-tf South Norwalk, Oonn.
overtures from them. _ "’“
The active oflicer who recently arrested a -
savage bbw, l!” “W &Med I
himself by stopping a flying report and
catching a violent cold.
Punt-It's “ He smole a chastly smile" and
“)Ianyawinkhewunk” hnvebemimita- gig _=§ 6:
ted by 3 m1 wit, who said, “You Eggggg ”E: Z
- ‘ - H ' ' = :- L - U
>I10€Z€d a snooze and said I snozc it. i“; g-Fggpg 2. .1 Ed >
Some people are never contented. After 2; Egg”; Egkgg :5 3
having all their limbs broken, their holds :3 >o§§§§gov g I
smuhedmdmeirminsknocked out,they 55:9. ,3 3. fig E :5
will actuallygotolawandtrytogetfurther “9.35 Egg; a, 55 gg a
g , _ ,
"”83” ‘< 2 "§< r- 5?: ‘ 5-3 =~
Aladywasreeommendingtongentlemn csgrgggggz.‘ 55‘”; a
a medicine for the gout. “I know many if: Eéfie‘zgign §r§ m
who praise it to the skia,”_she said. “No Eggg ggEgsmfig '8 {13
doubt, madam,” said he, “for it has sent §E.I'_ Egg img Q a;
mnnytothcskiestoprabeit.” =§§€§grdiy=z >3; 2 b
“Whatltips§again?"saidawifetoher agifgfié- Begs” 51
husband. “No, my dear,” said he, “not gage- 8‘ g ‘5‘. E29. 3
tipsy, but a little slippery. The fact is. 9:39; gar-gig- 53 p:
somebodyhasbeenmbhing mybootstill £533523325955>§9
theyareassmoothasapnneof glasa“ saga—@575. “Veg-‘1 :11 :5 p.)
“Bill, didyou ever gotosea?" “Iguess 3353:5345 97.5,? 5‘ E *4 m
Idid;lastyear,forinstance,lwenttoseea gggggggggpg do
red-hfnded girl, but I only called there :L‘ggp'é‘gga. ES. E g b
once. Why so?” “Because her brother “fag gauge-”5
hadan unpleasant habit of throwing‘tooh $5 S§§§§°§°§ Cd 8 n H
jackaxndunoodting-irmsatpeople.” figga - 9" Br;- ”Q9. 3
“Eliza,mychild,”saidaprudlsholdmid align-gn '5! 3,32 05: p
toaprettyniece,whowouldcurlherhnh'hx gggc‘g erg}: :19. b §' H
pretty ringlmuif the Lord had intended 5,1395... a§ EEEZS - .. o
your-hairtobe curled, he would havedone 3. 33%? 3. go {-1 g
ithimself.” “Sohedid,aunty,whmlm. g gaiaoéwg>2 o 5'
ababy,bnthethinksrmbigenoughnowto F1 gal-P a - "fig "3
tloitmyself." 1' 3E3 '93 g '
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lnagsycircleintheFubonrgSLHo—
more, they were complimenting the beautiful
Duchessde—onthenpproaehingmdup-
parent birth ofnn heir toeo illustrious:
house. “ Say nomhg of it to my husband,”
she replied ; “ it’s a nice little surprbe I am
prepmng' for him.” ,
A wash-rum describes the mannerof
lovemaking. met} m ”of its
readers in the following paragraph : “ The
young people who were seen feeding each
other, dove tuition, over & gate~post the
other eveninghnd better be a little more
cautious in future." ,
.8. seem ’ “Tang ““1: gm, ifihad
been accepted by s bountiful punter, who,
in the most deflate manner willie, hinted
to himtheproprietyof putting mopnirof
gloves. “ on,” m the elegsnt
m *1 ,.,
cemingsfimd,“ _
arrestedféit‘fihg whifi‘ofm ' ' to
himmdwhathehadnobuhestonaidle
with. “By whomwuhem-ivhd
didhehke!” “new armed bad-ti
M” “I II. n K, a ,
amnVM-..i~ tu'mmuwm- -
Paints, Oils sud
HARDWARE.
GENERAL HARDWARE.
HECHANIUS' TOOLS.
or daunting.
A
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mafia»
'5}:
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They note not: .11 Walnut!”
' of“
lo Oil, lndlalnk and Water Colors?
DO THE PEOPLE KNOW
nabs
Berlin Intact-perfection ts
nut-lathe
arising $0. , skin.
thatweukee-ehundmetyleot
in mm
tomenrtrromthedxpa-lcneeotover mt
Mmflyhmm y
mam.
[rm nmmns,
known
yours.
to
Wltletale all natal! Drum,
11 Main Street, Norwolk. Conn,
Balers In (mole:
Drugs. Radian”
Chemicals, Patent Medicines,
DYE STI'FF‘S, PERFUMERY, «kc.
A Drug anon In connection with our Store. ur-
rleo I. M! ”magnum! “nude-1min);
genuine mane- at Mr prim Lt!
w. n. swonos,
MerchantTailor,
“)3- WASHINGTON AND IAIN 8T8.
SOUTH NOBWALK, CONN.
Scotch Chovoits, Meltons, Craps
and English Coatings,
MADE UP IN STYLE. AND AT LOW-
EST PRICES.
Agoodltnmtdndu-deuthocnatomer
lllywn’ntlt. “mariachi-mutation-
herctotooe. Alto. I large moi-uncut of
8‘.” m can.
I
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mphonne,
0130!! m unnum- nisoovnmsor m
0 norm-rm: mm 0!‘ PAIN.
‘Umlww
Rheumatism, Sonics, Still Joints,
Glmdular Swelfings, he.
ONLY m-mmnmm
Forulebylllbrnggim. .
nonawonm,m
umm.-mm
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moan-r.
Lt!
ufimmfl
GO TO THE '
low Jewelry Store,
“NMMyouviflI-dnhgew
Betta!
ENGLISH, mom no) em
mommtumm'wm Anal
but
3' B"I‘Ia 3 Y.
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mm,
All lunlactnrers
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FLOUR.
Receivers of Choice
Brands ST. LOUIS.
We foot. of Washington-st.
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RC “ No tab. --
8:55 I now. .57 u
t" “ N.Y.&N.fl.lx. g. :
1&3 . “om-only. 1%.: .
’4' EDWIN www.mmt
Seeds! Bacall! PROVISIONS.
For them T S,
formant-don. ‘
COFFEES,
For the Lawn,
\
Commuyoummmsmu ‘~ SPICES, 650.
FREE AND GEN UINE
—A’l‘—
s: e D s,
Intho World.
Cat-lagoon mnlled on npplieution to
J . M. TH03NBUBN & (30.,
Growers and Importers and Dealer- ln Seeds,
ll MI OTIIIT,
NEW YORK.
Southern ponnocticutr
LUMBER MARKET.
Lime uuntumw»,
(Sum to am a Klbbcll and Tolls I By.)
o
1-1!
Has now on hand, and is conmntly receiving
Inge lots of
EASTERN,
WESTERN,
CANADA,
AND
cocoon
L U M BER,
And an olhr
Superior Induoemenu
to the Retail mad, Ind to Carpenter. and Joiners.
We keep the canoe-m
FASSETT BRAND RIVED
all the
s. x. a 00. xx uwun
ammo-m,
The loot in Ito-tat.
0mm AND Ym:
rum sum, Nanak,
WASHING!” 81'» m Mall.
am... I.
F.B.P
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Gum-l Partner.
Wm.
CITY DRUG STORE,
ELY! m
Perfumery, PM W
SOAPS, STATIONERY, TOILET LN D
FANCY GOODS,
..
PURE WINES AND LIQUORS.
_So¢th RM KM. 17., m. 14!
FOOTOFXASBALLST,
Wfllfll‘fihdlflhd
m IIOOIIBI, A '3‘! ma Ill-Ila! m “.0. pa DH.
Ian. R. Knapp do 00.
Extra 0. Light Brown Sugar, 8 lbs for $1.00
Standard A. White Cofi‘ee Sugar, 7 £138 $1.00
M, PM!!! K Grimm! Slim. mu ltl 81.90.
JIIKIII, "00"! Q 00’8- XX FLOGI,
Wan-Inter! the best in the City, .10.” per km!-
Andrews l; “HMS Hams at 24 cents per pound,
Dried Beef, Bacon, Pork, and Lard,
minnow. wommm
mmnmrnum‘mm
wwweueuefiiugufieuflprpnd. Alongside.
Meow Afikindoof
scmn W
oomcmommm
MIQWWMD’ItMMu
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AttflL‘Fm
m .. “ERA.“IQ“
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113a .. stripping at oh m.
Efl: £1.“- at all Mono.
3% t: m ,m .
A new York hr m Em
t M CO to. IWA. I. ' an: m
mlmgft‘lmumwmthmgfnx
South Norm lb: le'w navel.
At g: ARI. m“ at :1! stations.
9:4! “ Boelm Express.
1:81 P. I.
if: 2 fig ‘ still nation;
88 “
on .. stow!“ ng no}! outlom.
1:37 n x .. ..
9:6 “ Boston Em
Train. lave New Hum to! South M “-
kfimficfitl kgflmofi’lif meat; :15,
See at ‘ '
as 1.38 t ‘ advertisement “2mm
Mrlztn {Emit-m, l' “I run! Twen-
tymth mt, Raging u- H
t’
m” 5‘9“" 5%“? £123“:
Danbury and Nomaik ll. R.
“’3
New Elm
E: .,
mu m' Hummus,
wL1:M1;&P.I;Wflt§Pl.
mnmmmmnmn.
m;1;mmmu.x;mnx;emr.x
mu autumn-mm“
1:34 L1; ‘26 and 3152‘; (Frdght)1:15P. K.
Imam“ ”ARCH.
LILY! mmmm
tflLl; 120?.l; 26?.1; rant
mu mm 1'0! mm“.
tflLl: 1210?.1: “Elm “El.
m maximal
- 8m
DAII4Y LINE.
THE FREIGHT PBOPELLERS
City or llmall all P. F. holy,
wmrnonermmench end «Minuteman-
. Produce cold without unmanned-nuns.
Watddpwketnm.
a: of fie em—
pawns-rem
maamamedm boon commute!
themerathseot. lat!
Isaac mam-eh, an.
Basra] latllllsl all Jtllel,
aurora Steam Pump.
Church’s Patent Lubfiutor,
:llkindzof
Fur Machinery,
All LIGHT ARTICLES 0N comic!
OK no: IOST WNW M.
301101- Inspector
mmrmwmdtusuu
«me Agent!!!
WSW
Junlhrliullalum
PAM sum mp.
'IhisPump'nthemosteompnctbuilghas
less number of , and is the Cheapest
Pom. p ever before the Knee hiic. It runs
wrflnout none orjnr. For ‘ List, &<‘.,
Imc MGR, Jr.,
Sole Proprietor“ and llafihcturer,
nouns. GONE.
Hochine Shop justlnckof the Horse Bail-
wnv Burning; l-tf
BAYIIGNB 3mm,
WM and w M h
ANTHRACITE AND BITUIINOUS
COAL.
FOR SALE BY THE CAR-LOAD
OR CARGO.
AGENTS mu m cum-rm
F mkllo Coal, of Lykens Valley.
Hiflb'a ”FT moo.
CUT T0 031)“.
m
m
m;
'mu .
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IMIMAG
STONE OUT IN Wflfii or SIZE.
In is". 5,,
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Norwalk Chronicler