“out Ii: 45 e. in. “today Mr. and e Kvancs 2" Flex oliiil ”T ‘g were awakened by noise in m which apparent y came ‘7'” no good cause. They looked " And saw a man about five feet their Chevrolet ear out garage. He did not start the . 1% O , h to stop the car after it had ‘ .Mod rolling down the hill. would-be thief let it get away him. and abandoned it after it ”nod over in a ditch at the of the grade. Mr. and Mrs. -- ran afte: him. but could not him. They described him as fiveyfoot tall with bushy hair. are investigating. , WELCOME YORK. “PL—Gertrude 's homo town took on a festive . ntoday in honor of her home ' from Europe. First on the rig program was a meeting in the liner “Berengarle” by a dole. of the Mayor's.. committee . ments were made before d for tho transfer of Miss Ederie d her father to the small boat of committee, In which they would " d to the Battery. George M. Coley hammers coo ’fAdvertising Council ‘ \ Emma SHOW CARDS SIGN. WINDOW ma W W MIME is for deteils and cost of e .. which will increase your business and reduce the cost OYSTER SET IN 5 MILE RIVER ENCOURAGING Local oystermon were somewhat surprised to learn today that a very good oyster setting ground has boon discovered in the Five hills river. Rowaitop. According to Captain David B. Booker. well known oyster growor. there hasn't been a set worthy of the name since 1014. He says. however, that there is no reason why the Rowayton river should not boast a good set every year. This necessi- tates perfect conditions. however. as to ground bedding. weather and water. So far as is known. no other un- usual sets have been discovered in the harbor. This possibly is due to the fact that the oyster season has badly opened yet. and few of the oystermen have been out. Representatives of the state pollu- tion commission one still making visits to the harbor. The o¥ster~ growers do not expect to receive their clearance permits. that is. the certificates of good he lthy oyster beds ellon'ed them by r. Stanley Osborne of the state Depertmefi of Health until after the beginning of the month. No unusual trouble. such as was experienced last year. is an- ticlpated. It is expected that the natural oysterwrowthers will commence work on the “free" or public beds. after September 20. neon nu ' 0F sun moon common NEW HAVEN. (AP). —-Members of the state department of the Am- erican legion here for their eighth annual convention were meeting in their second business session this morning opened by address by Col. Sam Hutchins of Virginie. Weather permitting. the grand championship baseball game will be played this sf. ' 42ft. x 12 ft. ‘ $1.500 ,bosbshdwe tor“ . The business taken up by the Le- glen today included reports of offl- core. 'the departmental committee chairman report. and a report from convention committee. A luncheon ‘wes served at the armory at noon in the New Haven service club. nth:otd Gang Loses $1,000 In Jewels To Band Of Hold-Up Men ATLANTIC Highland. N. J. (AP). —-Six or seven holdup men today tied railroad employee to their bunks and looted about 81.000 in cash and Jewelry. They bound the men to their beds with wire. The victims were members of the crew of e Sandy Hook steamer. and most of them had cashed the pay checks yester. day. Bit Of Hammer Steel . In McMullen’s' William MoMuilen. as. of If Spriis: Bill sustained slight lacera- tions to his left leg yesterday when a piece of steel of a sledge hammer broke .off..penetrating the calf. w was treated by Dr. William . . Tracey at the Norwelk hospital. and taken to his home later. d FRANCIS 8001'me FINDS BUNCH OF KEYS Frencis Seoiieid. manager at the Standard Oil company's gasoline station. 10 West avenue. reported to the police this morning that he had found a bunch of keys. which had evidently been dropped by some eu- ‘domobillst. Thekowner may have aims by applying to the first district police. Niss'l‘lllynsenrne. ———-— .Ml- Anna Tilly. 83 Bayview eve- nue has returned to her home. after spending the summer at a girls' camp on Lake' Sebsgo. Maine. Couldn’t Pass CROCER—Weil. how about that bill? $4 on IAN: why. I OROCER: Well. she never ":6: here. TEE IAN: Well. that's. whet you set for mailing o‘groeery store seat ‘0 ‘ WWW-Mlmrs London. M .Ifnssollnisp'enthlsvecationene We itwss, : over with the money t hingwhe was Lake City. Here is an unusual photo of an unusual man. It shows Senator Itecd Smdot of Utah saying goodby to his grandsons. Bob Cordon. st Loo Angelo-1, lust before Smoot left on a hurried airplane trip for his home in Salt At, The Playgrounds The field day of the Norwalk playgrounds which was scheduled for this afternoon will be held Mon. day afternoon instead. H. Lan- ger. supervisor of the playgrounds. changed the date because of the in- clement weather lhis'morning. The , events will be held at Amusement Perk. A number of entries have been received and much excitement is promised. The events include: Boy s. From 8 to 10 years: to yard dash. relay race of 160 yards. From 8 to 10 years: 60 yard dash, relay race of 200 yards and an in- door basebaii throw for distance. From 12 to 14 years: '15 yard Ancient Bottle Of Wine 1600 Yrs. Old 5 A bottle of wine. reputed to be the oldest in the world. is a special attraction of the wine section in the Historical Museum of Speyer. This ancient relic of a hard drink- ing age is over 1600 years old. It is a large Roman glass bottle con- taining a mixture of wine end honey almost two thirds ,of which is still in the liquid state. The bottle was found in a grave detihg train the year 300 A. D. Or- iginally the contents were sealed with oil which in the course of up whereby the precious beverage hes been preserved. Prince At Helm Prince Henry of Prussia. brother has gone to Sweden personally to take part in the Sendham regatta. He sailed from Kiel on his large two-mast yacht "Cecile." He says he will be at the helm himself during the races. Prince Henry visited the United States in 1002. Frans Jack. a young agrlln clerk and bookkeeper. is looking for a ' berth, either in a prison or an insane asylum. He wants to write a drama. Either place. he keeps telling the police. constitutes an ideal spot for mental labor. The would-he Shakespeare insists that the turmoil of a large city is not conductive to the mental concen- tration neceuary for writing , a drama such as he has in mind. He therefore wants to try the restful atmyosphere of a prison or an insane asylum. and threatens to commit some offense $unishable by imprisonment if the authorities will not consign'hlm voluntarily. 1 “—— ’ The House, Yes MATRIMONIAL AGENT: I pon’t say my client is young and beautiful. but she has a very fine house. CLIENT. Have you a photograph? Yes, here it is. I didn't mean the client—d meant the house. —Vikingsn. Oslo. many centuries has became summed- of the former Emperor William. dash. relay race of 800 yards and ruti’nlng high Jump. From 14 to 10 years: 100 yard dash. “0 yard relay race. running high jump, standing broad jump and baseball throw for distance. Girls. From 8 to 10 years: 30 yard dash and relay race of 120 yards. From 10 to 12 years: 40 yard dashr and a relay race of 100 yards. From is to it yzeers 60 yard dash. relay race of 240 yards and a basketball throw for distance. As an extra added attraction. the State street playground will cross bats with the Harris playground for the championship of the iunlor league of the Norwalk playgrounds. Too Much “Verboten” New German Official BERLIN. (AP). —- "Verboten" signs. which for so many years have been traditional in Germany face serious curtailment under the reform plans of Undersecretary Abegg 0‘ the Prussian Ministry of the Inter- ior. Germany has a million ordinanc- es too many. Secretary Abregg bo- iievos. Another nuisance, the secretary says. is the multiplicity of bureau- cratic factotums authorized to en- force the various ordinances. Prus- sia alone has 15.000 such petty of- ficials. Many ordinances. especially those involving traffic regulations. date back a century. The Under-Secretary wants the parliaments of the various German ances void and then s to adopt a mess v id an dthon to adopt a smell b dy of indispensible regula- tions. In All Flairness COUNSEL: Now tell the court how the accident happened. WITNESS: Well. the car shot out of the garage. exceeding the speed limit, knocked the fellow flat on his back and ran over him. The fellow was slightly intoxicated. stepped in front of the car. which was going 10 miles an hour. was softly brushed aside. and:--- . “What! How could it happen both ways?" "Don't ask me. I'm Just telling bpth sides of it .."-—Judge Oh. In Various Ways "Is it true. father that the big ssh eat the sardines!" "Oh' yes. my son. " “But how do they open the tics?" —Peio Nels.“ 'roo LATE son humans It CAMP S'ft-d‘wc large mu rooms. with kitchenette. newly decorated. furnished or enter. nished for light ho Rent nmnabie to the right pub. also garage accommodations. RUSSIAN SPITz—Pnrs white. as. MCalll I .'. Look at Your Hat. res... mt... EARLY FALL‘ QHOWING OF MALLORY HATS . .efi. .‘. “-- FINE SERVICE I‘ sm- PREPARE FDR GRID SEASON Football schedules often have much to do with the winning or los- ing of a conference championship. And the bird or birds who drew the 1020 Pacific Coast conference program may be blamed to a large extent if the University of Southern California wins the western honors. ’rhe ’l‘roisns not only. have the strongest team in the race this full but the easiest schedule so illr us conference game; go. It may not make much difference for the Thundering Herd mny be able to defeat the strong nnd the week with the same faclllly. But then again-they may not. And that's where the trouble comes. U. S. C. has two tough contests and four easy once while the other leaders of the conference will be struggling along from Saturday to Saturday with the opposition com- ing biggol' and tougher. Stanford and California will millil- thlngs hard for the Thundering- Herd but no one can believe that Washington State, Montana. IdfiIIO California teams can cause much trouble. Oregon might be classed above the others but the chfootors are not likely to be veiy hot. The Trojans meet California and tanford on successive Saturdays and then their labor is mer. '10 make it better they have signed with Whittier. Oxcidentel and Santa Clara ‘or early games. Stanford has only four conference contests on the book but the Cardi- nal tsngies with u. s. c. waiting. ton and California. three outfits that are"out for Stanford‘s scalp. Oregon is the fourth conference contest for the Cardinals. 7 r Peg Warner's team meets \Vush- ington and California on successive Saturdays and both elovcns will melts the Cardinal .run. California with the weakest clown ln\sevsral seasons perhaps has the most dldlcuit schedule. The Bears have five conference. games four of which come in a row. Coach “Nibs” Price must face U. S. C. both Ore- gon teams Washington and Stan. foul. The O. A. C. eleven will be a contender so one can see that the road ahead is a rough one for the Bears. Then too California meets St. Mary's and the Olympic club. It might be noted ihat California is the only conference schooitaking on st. Mary’s. this year. The Saints are al- weye strong and U. s. C. after two years dropped them from their pro- gram while Stanford has not met them since 1921. Washington. the 19:5 champion. has a good layout. The Huskies tan- gle with the University of Oregon. Washington State. ldaho, California and Stanford. Which is about half ,5ch “m I semen. cone. 3 ,. iii-ISIERNTEAMS ._._...... Mm .... WINS AIRPLANE RELIABILITY TOUR WWW... WWW -- Welter Beech (right) is the winner of the Ford Reliability Tour for commercial type airplsnui. which look a score of machines over llmusemls of miles of country without a serious mishap. He is shown rot-oiling congratulations from [mils .‘lclstcr of Detroit. who took second place way between California and L'. S. C. program when it chines to difficul- lion. Washington nml L'. S. C. will also meet basic clowns on the coast to close their seasons. a‘lio northern team p‘.| a host to the L'nitcralty of Nebraska on Novt‘mbor 2’s and the 'l'orjans meet Notro Dame In Los .ingeics, December 4. -—-v Paladino Returns After Week’s Visit In North Country Anthony I’nladlno, 0 Elizabeth street. arrived in Norwalk this morning at 2 o‘clock after a six day vacation tour in his automobile. Mr. l’nlndlno left this city last Satur- day. i'cnchlng North Adams, Mess. into that night. lie left there Sun- day morning and drove all the way to Burlington. Vermont. From there he drove to Montreal where he spent several delightful days. lie is greet- ing his old friends in town today. MRS. PETER SURRE'I'I‘E A’I‘ HOSPITAL FOB OPERATION Mrs. Peter Surrctte. West avenue. was taken to the Norwaik hospital today for an operation. Mrs. Sur- reite was formerly Jennie Lee, of Norwalk. Her many friends wish her a speedy recovery. To study Nursing ‘ Miss Gertrude Premeltas has re- signed her position with the Henson Steamship company. and will take up a course in nursing at the Nor- walk hospital. beginning September 1. r . r Charles H. Roru Returns Cherie-n ll. Horn of Philadelphia. l‘clurnml ycsicrdliy lo his home in Philadelphia. after a Visit with his purl-ills. Mr. and Mrs. \\'. S. Horn. 2 .'. Lincoln avenue. FRIDAY! AUGUST 27,1926 . ”Aw—A -‘.... If" (M, .. 'VY' FOSS’VANILLA Is Aaa'n IN Waco" .1. -. I Deaths and Funerals } (it-urge Cuudco The funeral of George Cum... veteran of the Third Conneullm licuvy Artillery of ihc (‘lvll \l'..., who died at the Noreton Soldier. home. Wednesday, was held this all eruoon st 3 o'clock. from tin; IlOlll‘ Frederick Holmes The funeral of Frederick Iiulllw 50, who died at his home. ’l‘uesllui. was held from tho late Ilolllt’" li‘ori. Point street. today at 32ml. 1”... neral Director Charles l"ul‘>lv a" Wcsiport has charge of the l‘unul . arrangements. Brower And Malone Car In Accident A small accident occurred ymiosn ‘ day afternoon at the foot of Wu» port hill when two cars operated 1.. William Brower. Westport evenn- drlver for the Brower nnd Mlllm‘n Fcod company. and Oscar LL h- New York. came together. Bl'O\\I-l. coming down the hill, was swiped by the New York car u-hz. n “as headed toward Bridgrpm: .kHr Only slight damage was done. 12-14 No. Main St. New Fall Dres’ses with fullness of sleeves, bloused effects and draped, circular and irregular hem 'lines and with rich clever fabric combinations. $17.50 JACOBY’S South Norwalk - not. 1, . , _ . i q . . m'lfihli" «3 l "r .~; I as Advertisements offer us quick stepstc the fore. ’A'n'AJn We cut the pa we would stand still .‘1' Patterns Of Progress erican Home—its bathtub, breakfast foods, furnace—set down in the heart of Europe would be un- mistakably an American home. An American man-— the cut of his coat, the'tie of his tie, the‘comb of his hair ——walking the streets of Europe is in all his obvious tastes an American. Advertisements stamp American homes and own- ers of homes with a kind of national pattern. They create desire for the same kind of things; make par- ticular people know and want the most advanced of things. Homes—what to put in homes. People—how. to qdress, nourish, entertain the people. Offices—how to 'and operate offices. They set as and talcums —- tell businessmen, housewives,- government officials how to brush their teeth! or our personal lives and sur- roundings from advertisements. We keep modern only ‘ ‘ with their intimate help. We go forward with them,- , » without them. We form our. . ,- tastes and discriminate values by using their truths. patterns of progressEhat mean Keep pace with progress by reading \ theadv ents every day . THE EVENING SENTIN" L‘ NORWALK’S FIRST NEWSPAPER America right about i ii."-