‘ a
I autumn
non JUNIOR
HIGH scans
(Continued from Page One.)
the Saviour who excelled not. mere-
.ly'heoause of the name, but because
lot the spirit which existed within
_ gnlm.
.. The Invocation.
I -Attorney Jesse T. llllllliJl'
lchairman of the exorcism. ltcwr-
'ond Ernest lt‘. McOregor of the. Nor-
twslk Congregational church dclivcr~
ad the invocation.
The graduating class sang “Lo!
1Now the Dawn is Breaking." it
was very well rendered. and reflect-
Ied the coaching ability of lilies Har-
lrlet H. Parker. supervisor of music
:in the Junior high schools.
“Spring Time" was
-od manner by the
heel orchestras.
Following Mr. Quinlan‘s address
- be graduating class rendered "Sing"
I. tuneful melody by liolzcl.
Ending the evening's exercises.
Superintendent of Schools. George
V. Buchanan. presented the diplo-
mu__to the pupils.
Congratulates Students.
I Mr. Buchanan congratulated the
students. and wished them a, suc-
E'e'siful'c'areer. Ho laid great stress
on what had been said by Mr. Quin:
tan. and expressed a desire that, thc
junior high school classes would
' present themselves in large numbers
in the high school in the fall. He
. said that a. very large enrollment is
.. expected.
In conclusion the orchestra. play-
.ed the, “Graduation March" by As-
letter. The evening‘s ceremonies
iwere closed with the benediction by
-jthe Reverend Arthur J. Pennell or
$.the East Norwalk Methodist Episco-
ma! church.
,I Mr. Quinlan's speech follows in
-'thrt:
I "I want to congratulate the. mem-
.{bors of the class upon successfully
’ ompleting their course and stress
me of the things which may he of
. me value to you as you pursue
~ our education or take up your life
., ork. Why you should continue your
education. how you may do it. and
‘, hat. the purpose of it is, stand out
in my mind as worthy of considera-
tion.
\\.-
played in
combined
Further Schooling
“First: then why should you con-
‘ us your education? None of us
-would think of buying a lot and
f building a. collar and leaving it open.
e would place upon the foundation.
’ I superstructure and close it with a
roof. and put a certain amount of
Marti-tie adornment on the property
2!)!“ premises to make it attractive.
wind. make it pass, as a bit of archi-
ture with the other houses in the
inity or in the community.
l.
I! I ugh invention last '2‘: m
IE We a“ 30 w” B l" -
la mm to m wide": new mom- $ MA“
l1 pher tvho advertised: Your baby, if you “Did M N,
.ha. a one. can be enlarged. flnfzd. and framed sea thou stops
for $8.79."—Dartmouth Joe —Q—L¢ntem. just before you
,——-.‘
Joel Wlmwithlnsnaceofdoingit
FRIDAY, JUNE 26. i925. .
HURRAY! l i l
it‘s owri
Joy!
Freedom!
Swimming!
l'icnics!
'I'cn weeks!
No more study!
School closes today.
child should be educated to an ex-
tent that he may take his place in
the community on a par with the
other citizens of tho community or
Me. innumerable incidents hav-
.n., a human interest could be culled
from history to illustrate the misc
tunes that have-been made and the
opportunities that have been seized
by various men with regard to edu-
cation. i personally have known of
incidents where young men, after ox.
perlcncing a. few years work. had
the desire to pursue it medical, legal
or other profession and cast about
for a school. and find themselves
unable even to enter a college he-
cnuso they cannot get the required
certificate and are unable because of
the passage of time. to pass some
rather difficult and technical exam-
inations in history and other sub-
iccts.
"It might. be that these very
young men and young women would
be the most successful praclloncrs
'in their line. and they are cut off
from a. work for which they are
perhaps fitted. simply because tin-y
have failed to finish what is u funda.
mental school work. At least a, child
should go to the stage of completing
his high school course so that. in
later years should he desire to un-
dertake any further subject or any
course of study. he can obtain the
requlrt‘d certificate and gain admis-
sion to the desired institutions. A
decision to leave school should be
one of the most thoroughly considcr~
ed questions in a person's life.
liife' Failures
"Most parents fortunately have
good sense to prevail upon llll'lt‘ chil-
dren to continue. but. of course. we
have the child that will discontinue
through his own actions. An attempt
should be made to forestall this as
much as possible. Many it man or
women today can look back to their
childhood determination to leave
school to explain their failure
life, Just think of what it may mean
to you. One. cannot live, his life over
and with the responsibilities of man.
hood and womanhood. many of us
will not have the time to repair such
a mistake.
"So far, I have tallied us if (“cry-
one pessessed the same financial
ability. and that as a matter of
course. everyone should do as i suy.
[ know that such is not the case.
and I have very little fear of it fail-
ure in the family of those who are
utterly unable because of luck of
money in the family, to pursue :1
So nfnrther education.
in'
"A college education isn't necess-
arily for those of means. but is for
those deserving people of all class-
cs who have the ability and the de-
sire for a higher dncution. The boy
or girl might say:
"it is useless for me to go through
high school. much as I would like
to go further. because i couldn't do
it it 1 finished high school." This
isn't so. in the larger universities.
and in most of the slnailcr colicgos
in o. more limited way. well organ-
ized burcuus for the assistance of
worthy students have been organ.
ized, and successfully conducted.
The kinds of employment that boys
and young ladies follow are varied
and the respect and esteem in which
those men and Women are held by
their fellow students would be re-
freshing to sonio of our small town
circles. which place a premium on
a pretty dress or a “t.“ dressed boy.
A man can work all night and all
day at a mental kind of work at
college, and if ho is a man and par-
ticipates in the college activities
and shows worth it will be recog-
nized. “18' social position will be
the equal of any and in r superior to
those who waste their lime and en-
ergies in fruitless dl:Uipntlon. lly an
early consideration of tiles needs
two or three years before entering
collt'ce. and a. incthmiicu' following
up of n. means of limllhnori while in
college. it can in accomplished. and
boys and girls lune been known to
graduate with savllllm accounts who
had none before. 'l‘hv practical ad-
vantage lo the student who has
worked his way through. in habits
of industry. C(l-Ol'tlln-illoll, concen-
tration. etc.. cannot be over-estim.
atcd.
"Just a word for those who do not
desire to go to college, and there
are. perhaps. people who ought, not
to go. There are many people who
mnlm very successful business men.
successes in trades and. ultimately.
at the heads of manufacturing or
contracting companies who. perhaps.
would be spending their time to bet.
ter advantage out of college. but the
High school course can do no one
any harm, and every man especially
should be able as a plumber. as a
painter. as. a carpenter. to figure jobs.
rend plans and take contracts. and
not lose on those contrncas. A
guesser in the work of life can be no
more successful than a gucsser in
the class room. A gut-seer in the
class room is easily discovered, and
a. guesser in the work of life dlscov.
ers himself to his discomfort and
financial loss."
Little Johnny. :1 city boy in the
country for the first time. saw the
milking of a cow.
"Now you know where the milk
comes front. don‘t you?” he was
asked.
"Surct" l'cplictl Johnny. "You
give her some breakfast food
water and then drain
case."
and
her crank-
t
v,.
THE overrule SENTINEL'
Norwalk Club Welcomes 30 New
Members at Dinner; lmbrie Speaker
The Norwalk Club welcomed 30
new members at a dinner and recep-
tion in the Wall street club rooms
last night.
Captain Norman Alun Imric. wido-
ly known lecturer. who served with
lilo Canadian Corps during the
World War, and on!) time instructor
of hlsior yut Culver Military Acad-
cmy. delivered an address on tho
war as he saw it. then and now.
Captain Iniric commncdcd the re-
strlction of preparations and dis:
armament. llo said:
“Disarmament allows us to put
money into productive channels. in-
stead of squundcring it usclchnly on
brutal instruments of war.
“He commended the Dawes repu-
rution plan and was vehement in do-
011111118 that a spirit of flood follow-
ship is bound iirmly between the
zrcater powers. in cloning. he said
that the world's future depends
greatly on the spiritual solidarity of
the free English-speaking common-
wunllhs scattered over tho world.”
Combining practical and weighty
knowledge with much humor. ho
was very wcil received. and ills
‘speech was greatly npplaudt‘d.
The new members were introduced
to the veteran club men und received
a gracious reception.
Charles H. Dilworlh. popular First
district Jeweler. served as toastinnSo
tcr of the cvcning'u affair and dc-
llghtcd the members \\liIl his subtio
humor. which provokctl great laugh-
tor.
'l'hc captains of the teams on the
membership drive, who were in
charge of last evening's enrollment,
are: James ll. Nils. ’l‘hoinns Mc-
ELLIS HOWARD
IS RENAMED AS
HARBORNASTER
(Continued from Page One.)
Lang. “'illimnnlic; ii. A. nubirln.
Derby; Ft. (3. M. nan, New “turn;
1". E. Wilcox. Willlmantic.
Chiropractic lixcaiiiliiing Board:
Leroy O. Bcnham. \V'nierl‘utry; l".
Lorne Wheaten, New lltncn.
Natureoputhlc lixiuninlng Board:
lt‘ranklin J. (bombs, New Britain;
Frank B. Smith. Bridgeport; and
Fred S. liurlbutt. New liaven. .
The commission of hairdressers
and cosmeticlans is it new commis-
sion created at the last session of
of the General Assembly. This it‘-
gislature also authorized the Other-
Lean. Albert D. Malkin and Cletus
Hunter.
The entertainment committee com-
ill‘lflt‘d Chm-lea ll. Dllworth and
Michael J. lloward.
The list of new members follows:
Francis J. Burns. Eugene J. O'Con-
nell, Thomas It‘ieherty. Randolph
Leroy. John J. Farrell. ll. L. Vande-
wutcr, Dwight Briggs. 8. Ellerwin.
llcnry Berg. licnry Berg. Jr..
L‘hnrles Berg.
Dr. John 1). Rough. S. W. Roberts.
Asher ulicksoh. Frank H. Briggs.
Paul H. Schubert. Rockwell Dugsn.
Howard Bell, Frank D. Austin. Will-
iam Wellnits.
i". 16‘. Partrlch. Leroy Montgomery.
E. J. Bernard. Anthony Carbone. 1:1.
J. Finnegan. Oscar F. schultse.
Thomas A. Skelly. George Suymon.
William (3. Hoover. Robert Williams.
Old members present were:
lloyal W. Adams. W. C. Baur. C.
I. llylngton. Horace (l. Burr. Mer-
rill Barker. Arthur Cbarpentler.
trhurles H. Dllworlh. George W.
Dylieman. Clayton It. Evan-ts. James
1-). Ella. George E. it‘lnncy. Rev. A.
iiamiltun. William 0. llorton, \Vil-
llum Howard. G. S. liubbell.
James E. liubbell. James T. Huh-
bell. Clinton liubbell, 1'3. (’1. Havi-
land. M. J. limvard. 1“. Aubrey Ho-
ward, Charles C. lines, It). C. Hoyt.
(i. ll. Jackson. it‘. ]. Jones. John
Jennings. it). it. Keyser. J. Edward
Lycctt. Ira t'. Lockwood. Charles
A. Murphy. A. D. Malkin.
t'llflon Meek, ll. G. Noack. Dr. R.
It}. l’crtlue, M. J. lllol‘dan. C. E.
Slauron. (‘harles S. Simpson. F. W.
Soulhworth, lmer 'i‘. Starry. “f. if.
'l‘iilman. Cortland Van Buren.
nor to appoint members of the vari-
ous medical examining boards with-
out wuitlug for nominations from
the various medical societies.
The Governor yesterday appointed
Senator Frederick C. Walcott of
Norfolk and (leorgo C. Kimball of
New Britain mentbrrs of the Com-
mission on Elimination of Pollution
of lilvcrs and Streams.
These two men will select ii. men
technically qualified to handle the
work that faces the commissioh and
recommend to Governor Trumbull
the appointment. of this man as the
third member of the commission.
-
Professor Mendell of Yale univer-
sity is to be the third member of
the Commission on Elimination of
Pollution of Rivers and Streams it
is believed.
With regard to Senator Walcott
and Mr. Kimball the selections could
not be any better. Representative
t‘hurles Wheeler of Strntl'ord. father
of the anti-Pollution bill said today.
--Advertlse in the Sentinel for
too best results.
BUCHANAN SAYS
GOODBYE TO HIS
MANY FRIENDS
(Continued from Page One.)
recently. and I am sure that I have
their well wishes in my future en-
terprises. My years in Norwalk
have been very enjoyable. and I re-
gret that I must leave it at this
time."
During the dinner. Donald Sisson
rendered several vocal selections
with ukelcle accompaniment. He
was very well received.
The students were introduced to
tho Kiwanlans and received a cordial
reception. Their hosts at the in-
dividual tables presented them and
they arose that-the entire body
might view them. Various colleges
were represented. including Yale.
Cornell, Syracuse. Pennsylvania.
Dartmouth. Now-York University.
Clark. Brown. Columbia. Harvard
and Holy Cross. -
li‘rnnk Sterry Abbott of Rollins
College. N. H. S. '24. gave a recita-
tion: “Why I Can‘t imitate Four
Hawaiians." 'i‘hls humorous piece
was well rendered.
At tile meeting yesterday Presl-
dcut Quinlan announced that the
attendance prize had been won by
Fred lills. it was given by Fred
Quinturd. -
Committee Report.
Judge Joseph R. Taylor reported
for the committee on by-laws and
gave the following statement:
"The committee on laws and regu-
lations has recommended the adop-
tion of the by-laws as printed with-
out any of the provisional items ex-
cept for the following changes:
Article VI Sectioan Paragraph C
to have the following added:
"The Board of Directors may at
its discretion require a bond.from
the treasurer in such amount. and for
such time and purpose as may be
determined by the Board.”
“Article Yll Section III
changed to read as follmvs:
"All Directors shall cntcr on their
ofllcial duties on the first day
of January following their election
and shall serve for a term of three
years or until their successors shall
be duly elected and qualified. The
Directors shall be elected yearly in
classes of two or three as the terms
of the Board members expire.
"Article VIII Section II shall be
changed to read that each standing
committee shall be composed of Not
less than three members, etc.
Article XI Section VI shall
changed to read as follows:
“The nominee for each office. ex-
cept that of Director, receiving the
highest number of votes shall be de-
to be
be
clared elected. If the names of more
than two or three are placed in
nomination for the ethos of Director.
the two or three to be chosen, as the
case may be. .recelving the highest
number of votes shall be elected.
It is further recommended that the
membership fee shall be “5.00 pay~
able with application. and that the
annual dues shall be $15.00. payable
annually as provided in Article XV."
IO BRIDCERORT
DOCTORS AGAIN
GET LICENSES
BRIDGEPORT. June 26. —— Ten
Bridgeport o‘clectlc doctors. who had
their licenses revoked by the old
Connecticut Eclectic Medical exatn-
ining board. were informed yester-
day by the new board that their
licenses to practice were restored.
according to Dr. M. ii. Burstan.
Barnum avenue, this city. who has
Just received a letter to this effect.
thnlsy H. Osborn. commissioner
of the state health department.
Jiartford. declared last night how-
ever that he had no notification of
this action. stating that if the board
had so acted he did not know of it.
Dr. Gerald A. Richardson. newly-
elected secretary of the state eclectic
board. said on the other hand that
n. registered letter had been sent to
the state health department. noti-
fying them of this action last Tues-
day.
The letter to Dr.
the board follows:
“The secretary of our board has
requested me to inform you that
the Connecticut Eclectic Medical
examining board has officially res-
cinded its former action concerning
the revocation ‘of your license to
practice medicine in this state and
therefore your license is restored.
They have officially notified the state
heglth department to this effect."
According to Dr. Richardson the
Bridgeport eclectic doctors who
have had their licenses restored are
Dr. Isadore Yochelman. 33 Coleman
street; Dr. Gerald A Richardson.
Barnum avenue: Dr. Morris B.
l’luretan. Barnum avenue; Dr. David
S. Babtkis. North Main street: Dr.
Frank Webb, lranlstan avenue: Dr.
Harry Chamison, Washington ave~
nuo; Dr. Samuel Lilienthal. Howard
avenue: Dr. John Hraba. lranistan
avenue; and Dr. Samuel Lerner.
State street. .
The former eclectic board revoked
the licenses of these doctors and 170
others throughout the stats about
18 months ago. Despite the revoca-
tion of licenses the physicians con-
tinued to practice and appeals were
taken which are now in the state
supreme court. As yet this court
has not given a. decision as to
whether the old board's revocation
act is new effective.
Burstan. from
CAMPUS COMEDY
EDITED BY GRANVILLE E. DICKEY — EDITOR lNTERCOLLEClATE PUBLICATIONS I.
Copyfight 1925 John IHHe Co.
low
in
“ 0.” be cured. as
"You poor lishl
Tiger.
SLIGHT CORRECTION
“So your mother calls you son."
“No. Aurora Boreelis."
1; last ni ." “Y0”
l! ‘ Camgpiilst “Doing what?” "WW“. I"
:- Joe: “Making a royal flush.".—Ohio State
I; . Nun Dial.
. ' ’ Efficiency
“l Caller: "Is the editor in?"
Office 2 " 0.”. , .
, Caller! 'W just throw this in the
. [waste basket for him. will you?”—~ of: Record.
"What became of that girl Mashertou was
hitting with last summer?” .
- -'-‘You-mean the girl that Masherton thought
was flirting with! She married him!—
flier.
M!
MD!"
plans Feb?!-
overpo "
231"
very slowly but surely.
was
As.
"hero's a lot of static fo-
l. sniffing
5 r, A a x 'r 1T5 o s: n f.
STALKS ABROAD
. They were sitting on the
damper: with beads hung
I an’t you look me straight
the eye and tell me you
di 't do it?" she pleaded
glance went over her left
l, shoulder and then her right.
The Consumer Bantams)!
Don't told you:
’t.” . .
4mm" AT. THE
WHO WROTE THIS THING?
i felt his hot breath on my cool
dude. Slowly. but surely. be we!
me. His mouth was
closer. seeking my unwilling lips.
My struggles were in vain. the end
was inevitable. F'ulelly. he paused
when near the goal. seemingly in
anticipation of his reward. The sus-
was terrible. I could do noth-
He was staying closer now.
His mouth
y half an inch from my
lips. I could stand it no longer. so
I screamed. “Mother. make John
take his police dog 05 mgr—K, M.
MERE—ESE Silo?
nice automatic pistol. If
eight times."
—Miami H ogan's A Hey.
“I QUITE SENSIBLE
the reply. . _
. ~36”le Bf‘Ofle
'1 ' \
“'0. S] N: A. L09.
"How come?"
"I'm her midnight eon."—Colorado Dodo.
Bib—"Let’s play strip pekerl"
Lib—"Winner takofall?"
Bib—“No, loser take cold."
—Hson'lfos Royal Gabon;
amyf"
your teeth. son ?"
Son —- "Shift-
ing gears on a
lolypop."- Mia-
.S‘mall Bay —
ll'ltaf doe: dog: the kitchen.”
Alums.
Salesman—"Herc is a warp
‘lmm mater! in the rear of the at stood
Fair Lady—“Say. who! do
you think I am. a Polygamisfil" he arose, anticipating her struggle
END OF HIS ROPE.
No Wonder . Enough
Mother—“How "What 1': flu
did you lose penalfv for big-
"Two "willow,
t'n-law.’ — Mid-
d ls b u r y Blfu
strata Ski-U- Baboon
Malt.
Speak Softly
Doguutie "I've come to
fix the old tub in
do when they “0h. mama.
fight! here's the doctor
Ditto — Dry to see the cooki"
chew: up side:.— —Drsver Parm- .
can.
seem R'u'uvltsm‘
Jammed between two burly coni-
an old woman laden with packages.
A little gargoyle of a man signaled
her to come and take his seat. As
up the aisle, a hugely fat fellow
sl pped into the place he had vacat-
ed. The little man glared.
“You look as if you'd like to eat
A young man arrived home me." the fat fellow protested.
' . "ll should. but I am a Jew and it
am so think I shall never after havin received the tie i t b. d d ',. m n _
. beable to look you in the face 3'3; :51 M8! 2: $3531: be .iieif—‘inllungciiwfibifii’c
ageing long. 1 “2;; sh: lookingplf’orea ‘l’hD next "-
moan sse ' '
_ l his f.“ W glad; t1frai‘end of the family to 11,1. Lad Thought pug
. Whattha y (The? “No. b; will probably be The Virago—Till: lady says
werehubo “Which. looking for a J O. B.” w“ the {agizzad to speak to her of the
Student-If was a mistake.
I was lookin for my roammofs's
girl, whom had never use be-
fore, but who'd been described
to me as ll handsome blood:
with classleqfeafuru, fins oom-
plezion, pe eel re, beau“.
fully dressed, an —— _
The Witness—1 don't care to
prosecute the gentleman. Any-
one might have made the some
watcher—Penn Punch Bowl.
ll] KNEW m PROP.
The Prof. hurried into class.
saying: “I am sorry to have
kept you waiting. but I was ad-
dresslng a board meeting."
A fellow in the rear murmured:
"I can believe it."
—Noin Dam Juggler,
Tee for Two .
- - commons;
/
cgl
if“
l
l
it:
A 8 TISFACI'ORY JOB
HMWQDUVQ Blue 36500”.
Little Boy-Papa, let: me see your hands.
Father—All right. There they
Little Boy—Why, they're not dirty.
Father—Of course not.
other end!"
transien.
X LITTLE” DIFFERENT}.
Sober :(fo i'nebn'ate who is trying to light
throng end of match):
‘, Said Inebn'afet "Aw. anybody 'ggn do if
that way."—-Pnnceton Tiger.
MD THE SCORE?
“Have you read the write-up in the
Bible of the Egyptian tennis game?”
“No. What does it say?”
“Joseph served in Pharaoh's count."
MARATHON LVAIIINQ
An elderly lady, climbing on one of our local
variety of street cars, handed the conductor a
"This is two days old,” he growled.
”I’ve been weltin patiently," she mannered.
o—Miasuoto Ski-U- eh.
HOW WELL‘ HE KNOWS 11]
Doctor (examining life insurance pro;-
pect): "Do you talk in your sleep?"
"Why not use the
—Dctgm1ron Flandngo.
‘ ‘ * ragtime
rosnt sun
RAY TRIBUTE:
TO H. OJBAILEY
(Continued tram rm 0n»);
there was no one more deserving of
the tribute that was being paid him
last evening than the veteran letter
carrier.
Toastmaster Clark called upon
Postmaster Edmund E. Crows uthe
first speaker. Mr. Crowe said that
be deemed it a. pleasure to be pre-
sent and honor Mr. Bailey. as one.
who had given the heat years of his
life in the service of the people.
He said that Mr. Bailey. having
been the first "Man in Gray" to be
retired under the new Pension law.
could easily be termed the "Daddy
of 'Em All." Mr. Grows. in closing.-
presented Bailey with s. large loving
cup, as a token of the esteem in
which he was held by the postal e-m
ployes.
Mr. Bailey was visibly affected by
the. presentation and responded with
sincere remarks of appreciation.
Other speeches were made by At-
torncy Richard H. Ireland. Letter
Carrier llarry Hubheli and Clerks
Frank B. Field and Herbert W.
Duke.
The dinner closed with remarks by
Postmaster Crows on the welfare of
the office. He gave a brief outline
of his plans for the future. All left
with well wishes for Mr. Bailey’s
future. in
35 Killed
VJ
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(Continued from Page One.)j_ 7
the falling building.
Thirty minutes after the explosion"
the south wall of the theatre fell, T
crushing several small stores.
Firemen were hampered in fight-
ing the flames when the north wall
of the building collapsed 'into Fifth
street. bringing down several high
tension wires.
Two companies of firemen. Who’
were fighting the flames from the
top of a. building. narrowly escaped
death when the walls collapsed.
They succeeded in leaping to the
roof of an adjoining building."
Melvin McNut. negro porter in 'a
restaurant on the ground floor of
the building. said that half an hour
before the explosion he went into the
basement with the cook and they
found gas fumes. He discussed with
the cook the advisability of notifying
the gas company. and had gone out-
side to get fresh air when the blast
occurred.
A second blast was reported to,
have followed the rat by ten min-
utes.
grandfather had bus a mob
your almond» ..
.1 . em
me you
First (right MM
."—Flom'ngo,
mom-1'
Prospect: No. I talk in other people’s AND HE DIDN'T SAYWHERE
slee ." . '
are.
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that you had been demotion this morning
slinEInB mud—on... mirrored.
OR A 'VENETIAN STREET SPRINKLER
i'What is more useless than a tire pump on a
canoe i”
"A life-preserves in i forest fire."
—Georgia Tech. Yellow mm.
THE ANTIQUE DEPARTMENT
Hl—I sent: a dollar to a first for a cure for
my horse that slobbcrs.
Si—Wlist did you get?
Hi—A slip of paper on which was written:
"Teach Him to SpiL"—Middlebury Blue Bo-
boos.
Worse. Worser, Worsest
‘ A young-minister was sent out from college
. . is first sermon in a jail. Forgetting
his audience, he began in the usual way, “Fel-
to preach
low citizens—”
A murmur of laughter sounded through the
room. He began again, “Fellow oonvicts—"
This time there was a roar of laughter, and
completely fussed. he went on hurriedly. “I'm
glad to see so many of you out tonight ”2—D:
reclaiming
penance of warfare on
scribiu
to this efiect:
on in arm. In such
would you do?”
Smith
deliberation. he replied:
l’d be too much of a
Sniper.
and it looks like hell.
name of it?"
\ so
ENDED. HE WOULD
A miliury science instructor was
vainly striving to impress the im-
satirely pacific young safe-blowers.
Thercwueoeuiutheelus. All
but nine were staying awake and the
truth was arduously engaged in in-
his name and credentials
upon t c ancient remnants of a dale.
Becoming irritated and finally exu-
‘ pasted. the instructor accosted him
“Smith. suppose you were to inc
Vite sue to your beau and I should
thereupon proceed to express my ap-
preciation by sitting down in a ma-
hogany chair and carving my initials
a use. what
used in his task and
thoughtful y considered the situation.
Then. slowly. with the most serious -
"Well. to tell the truth. Colonel.
gentleman
say anything about it.‘--_ .
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