\ by Rothvin Wilder: E wretchi" exclaimed Mrs. Richard Browning liavsrford. with much em- Phasls uml a deal of expressiveness. “Oh-h. tho wretch!" sllc repented softly. with con- tracted eyelids and a sharp. sibllant exs halatlon. “Did nnulamc call?" inquired her maid. IPDCurim: ut the doorway. "No." said madame shortly. Then little Mrs. ltichard Browning Bavcrford-«I’olly for short-hung herself into a docp~seatcd chair in her boudolr. and. with silken negligee in disarray and chest- nut hair disheveled. did an exceedingly feminine thing. She cried. “Did madame call?" inquired the ubiq- uitous and somewhat inquisitive meld again. as she stood at the door for the second time. “N0.” said Polly. in exasperation. “l lesire to be alone." "Yes. madame," said the maid humbly. as she withdrew. If she were curious concerning this emov. tional outburst on the part of her mistress. she might be excused as. indeed, it was quite unusual. But Polly's provocation was as unusual as were her actions. She brushed a fear from her cheek. and recovered the source of all her trouble from the floor. Where it had fallen in the first throes if her lachrymosal grief. She held the her- t'id note before her, clenched tightly in her tsniall hand, and, with a lugubrious expres- sion on her pretty face. read it over again: Dear Dick. Meet ms at noon tomorrow at the Rittenhouse. in Philadelphia. Thompspn will be there. and we can go out and have a look at his Madeline. And any, old fellow. she's a peach—all those graceful lines that you admire. and speed enough to suit even your fastidious taste. Thomp‘ son says he’s tired of her. so he will be glad if you will take her 0! his hands. He assures me that you won’t find her at all expensive to keep. So don't fall to be on hand, old chap. and the prize is yours. Faithfully. BOB. "The beasts!" said Polly when she had finished reading. allowing her arms to swing limply at her sides and the bit of paper to flutter again to the floor. So this was the climax of her year of blissful married life. Ah. the bitterness of it all. when she looked back upon the beatific days that had been hers-and Dick's, too. she had thought. Only an hour before. she had been. she believed. the happiest woman alive. Then she had kissed Dick a fond good-by, as be de- parted for Philadelphia. on business. A few minutes later she had gone to straighten Up his room with her own little hands, as was her custom. and had found this—this terrible note on the bed. where it doubt- less bad fallen from one of his pockets. “Oh. what shall I do?" she robbed. Of course. it: wageli over. Never. never. never could she sQ’Dick Haverfoljd again. And yet the thought gave her b‘pang that brought on a new fit of weeping. But then, the inevitable must be met. The man whom she had worshiped as the quintessence of all that was good and noble and loyal and pure had crumbled into the kind of being that she loathed and hated and despised. with every sentient thought. Hts—her Dick—was planning. deliberately. to obtain another woman—a “peach." with “graceful lines" and “speed." who would not be “expensive to keep." She pronounced the hateful terms of the note with scornful disdain. So her Dick was that sort of man. Polly had heard other women talk about men who did such things. but never did she think a creature of that ilk was embodied in the husband that she loved. "What-whut shall I do?" she subbed again. An idea! Bob had written the note—- Bob, who had been best man at their wed- ding and who professed to be their dearest friend. Bob had led\ her Dick astray, had destroyed her happiness, and—well. she would get even with him. His wife should know of his pcrfldy. She would telephone to Nellie at once and have her come right over. “P-p-poor D-Dick." she whimpered. as she fumbled the leaves of the telephone directory, "I don't b-b-believe he wanted to do it. at all. Than—that.- horrid Bob Carleton just m-made him.” "Nellie! Nellisl" cried Polly. in a de- lirium of joy. as she gathered up her skirts and raced toward the door. "0h. l've wanted to see you so badlyl" “‘l thbught, you were not at home." said Nellie. a trifle fi‘igidly. "Yes, I uni-l was—I—oh. I don't know where I am." The mid closed the door and regarded her mistress with an air of reproach. "What has happened, dear?" Ill” Nellie soothlngly. "You seem nervous." ”Nervous? Yes, I am nervous. Oh. it's dreadful—dreadful i" In the meantime they had entered Polly's boudoir. and Polly. with a significant nod. dismissed the maid. _ “Why." said Nellie in surprise. "you are going away!" “Yes—J—l'm going away, never. new! to return." admitted Polly tragically. “But where. dear? Do tell me what has happened. Why are you so excited! What is so dreadful?" “They have gone to Philadelphia to—ts buy a \vonum." "They? Who?” "'Dick—Bob.” Ncliic‘s face was a study. She was ' both interested and incredulous. “You are hysterical. dear." she said. “Maybe I am. but—oh. you don't know what it is to have your husband go 0! after a ‘peach.’ with graceful lines’; you don't know—yet. There—there is the evidence." She handed Nellie the note and. through eyes swimming in tears. watched has read it?” “Well!" said Nellie, when she had an- feed. "‘tliis does look serious. What. have you done?" "P-puckcd my c-clothes." said Polly weakly. "What for?" "I-—I'm going away." “Nonsense!" scouted Nellie. SHE had been married for five years. was five ycars Polly’e senior, and. there~ fore, could be expected to take a more experienced view of the exceedingly grave situation. “And then." continued Polly. “I'm going to get a d-dlvorce." “Absurd," said Nellie. wisdom. “Do you mean to say that. ,after this. you are not going to divorce Bob?" asked Polly with surprise. “1 certainly shall WM 'umrior not." said Nellie. “Poor little girl,” she added tenderly. .“lt has been hard for you." She placed an affectionate arm around Polly's trembling shouldcrs and kissed her lightly on the fore- head. “Now." she continued. “I'll tell you what we shall do. V "This note indicates that our precious husbands are to be at the Rittenhouse— hotel or club. I don't know which-at 1 neon. The. chances are that'they will have So she took down the receiver. and with ' nerves uquiver. waited to pour her woes into Nellie's car. But Nellie's maid informed her that Mrs. Carleton had just gone out. so, with a sinking heart and is bursting head, she threw herself down at her desk Ind buried her face in her arms. Suddenly. Polly sat upright, and her taco had a stern look. This. she reasoned. was no way for an insulted, outraged wife to act. She should be calm and dignified. and conceal her feelings. She would pack her belongings and take a room at a quiet. inexpensive hotel. before Dick's return that night. Then she would interview a reliable lawyer and have the matter adjusted as speedily as possible. With her mind thus made up. Polly lost no time ill further repining. and. in her lubsequcul acliviiit‘s. she found her first transito: ~til'Ct‘ilSE from the ache of he: wortntle" um First she wiped her eyes. bathe: .th cologne. and dablmd powd- so Then she called her maid elll‘lll‘ist‘tl individual she explain rllt’ was going away on a Visit. lllil. m: next few minutes found them emptying drawers and closets of their fem- inine apparel. which they crowded into trunks and bags. in the midst of it all. the door bell rang. “If it‘s any one to see me," said Polly. “say that For not at home.” il‘hen she listened an‘ the maid answered the summons and perfunctorily followed her instructions. . “Well." said another voice, "if Mrs. Baveri‘ord returns in time. ask her to meet me for luncheon at—" t \ luncheon there. And by 1 o‘clock. my dear. you and I shall be there to Join them." . “You and I join them?" repeated Polly. "Thank you." like stiffened. "I think too much of my pride and dignity." “Now. don't talk of pride and dignity when your whole future happiness is at stake. (it course. if you don't love Dick—" “I do love Dick.” protested Polly, in- dignant at the inference. "That is. I did." “Well. I didn't. know." said Nellie. “So many women don't." “I‘m not that kind of woman." flared Polly. "Of course not. dear. Then it’s your duty to save your husband. as it is my duty to rcscuo mine." “lint suppose—suppose." hesitated Polly. weakening. “we should meet that—that awful Madeline creature?" “Well. if we, do," said Nellie grimly. “you just leave matters to me. At any rate, we‘ll meet two much embarrassed young man. Now hurry. dear. We haven‘t much time." And so Polly stifled her dignity. put away her pride. summoned her maid. and allowed bcrscif to be dressed. When the task was completed she was an extremely pretty Polly. arrayed in the smartest of smart tailored suits and what she was prone to call a “perfect dream" of a hat. "There." said Nelly admiringiy. flocking a speck of powder from Polly’s shoulder. “I‘ll back you against Madeline. peach or no peach." “The-tho huzsy!" said Polly. although smiling with satisfied Vanity at the implied compliment. "Wlicrctshali I send madame’s trunks?" inquired the maid. “The trunks? Oh." said Polly. "send them-«no. don't send them anywhere—yet. I shall let you know this afternoon." Nellie. in the meantime. had called a taxicab. and its whirring motor apprised them that its meter was doing duty. “Really,” said Nellie. ”we must hurry." At last Polly was on her journey. but her feelings in the matter were not at all clear. At one and the same time, she was reluctant and eager. angry and glad. re- gretful and grateful. and and merry—Just for all the world like the thoroughbred lit-i tle woman that she was. “My dear." said Nellie suddenly. "I bee lleve you have a fever." “No. not now," replied Polly. a chill. now." And Polly was actually shivering as they went across on the ferry. Safely ensconccdjn the Philadelphia train, how- ever, she began to feel quite comfortable. Then. somehow. when the train began to move. she wished she hadn't come. Per- haps. after all, there was an explanation; at least, she might have waited. Well. any way. it was too late to return. “Oh. I‘ll tell them what I think of their conduct.” remarked Mrs. 'Carleton mus- lngly. “Tell whom?” inquired Polly. “Bob Carleton and Dick Baverfotd." “It's ‘ said Polly coldly. 4. He attempted to embrace her,. but she suddenly re- membered the purpose of her presence and withdrew im haughty disdain “Please be good ‘cnough to confine your unpleasant remarks to your own-husband." “I am quite sure that poor Dick never would have gone to Phila- delphia and this—this Madeline—if it had not been for Bob's evil influence." \ “Indeed!" snid’ed Nellie. , "Yes." added Polly triumphantly. “the note proves it. Your husband. Nellie Carle- ton. deliberately. willfully and maliciously lured my poor. poor Dick into meeting this 'peach.’ with ‘graceful lines.’ " “My dear.” rstortechllie'with gloating vindictiveness. “when a man allows him- self to be lured from his own ”fireside. 'tt‘s usually because the tire is out at home." "I suppose the same might apply to you." snapped Polly. “I‘ve been married for five years." said Nellie scutentiously. ‘ After that. they didn't speak until the hrakemon called North Philadelphia. In the meantime Polly had spent a miserable hour with her thoughts. “We’re there—here!" she gasped. “Yes." said her looking disinterestediy out of the window. "And Nellie." whispered Polly. 9'l—I didn't. mean those—those mean things I said.” ’\ , . “Neither did I." replied Nellie. They looked at each other. smiled fool- ishly and clasped hands. When the train reached Broad Street Station, they again were the best of friends. "Now for a taxi." said Nellie. with the assertive assurance of a natural ltldfl'. “To the ltittcnhousc." she directed the cabby when they were comfortably seated in one of those mechanical reincarnatione of All Baha's forty thieves. "Hotel or club. ma'am?" inquired the csbby. touching his cap unctuodsiy. Sparks From the Met in Misery T was late at night. No one seemed to be about and the poor woman was very sea- sick. Shs thought if she could only get up to the deck a few minutes the fresh air would do her good. So, in her nightie. she was crawling up the stairs when she met an equally sick man coming down. She gave a feeble scream of embarrassment, “Don’t worry. lady." the man groaned. "I'll never live to tell it." —_——-— Peaceful in Heaven u AY. months. was baby sent down from heaven?" “Why. yes." “Um. They like to have it quiet up there. don‘t they?" h n . . No Opposition 'ee H WINS." “What yuh toil" “Three aces.” “No yuh don't. Ah wins."- “What yuh got'l” “Two nines an' a razor." .“Yuh ehoh do. How come yuh so lucky?" Tit for Tat AT was sitting in a station making. when a woman came in and sitting be- side him remarked: “Sir, if you were a gen- tleman you would not smoke here.” “Mum." be said. “If ye was a lady. Ye'd sit farther away." " Pretty soon the woman burst out again: companion shortly.‘ “Both." interposed Polly. “litil—>—cr——[ can‘t divide the vehicle. ma'um. and—" “The hotel. first," decided Nellie. “I wonder." speculated Polly. looking vacantly into space-as the machine got under way, “if this—this Madeline creature is a blondc or brunette. I'll bet she's a blonde—‘a big course peroxide blonds—and wears huge earrings and rouges frightfully and-" “Really.” interrupted Nellie. "till deer boys have good taste." , The ride from “the station was a short one ,and before Polly could find words to. "N! the taxicab had drawn up before the hotel. A livericd servant opened the door and Nellie sprang out. followed by her timorous companion. Nellie acted as spokes- man and. after being assured by a polite clerk that neither his. Carleton nor Mr. liavcrford was a guest at the house, she inquired for Mr. Thompson. “Mr. Thompson is in his room, I think." replied the clerk. Nellie sent up her card and they awaited his arrival in the parlor. for an intermina. biy long time. too. they thought. Finally, a corpulent. elderly man lumbered pomp- ously into the room. glaring through'thick glasses. lie was preceded by a bell boy. who led him to the place where the ladies were sitting. ‘ ‘ "Mrs. Carleton?" inquired the man in a thick. grad voice. “I am Mr. Thomp- son.”‘ ‘ “You had-had an appointment with Mr. Carleton today?" ventured Nellie hesitat- ingly. ' “I have not the honor of knowing any _ Mr. Carleton." he rumbled. “0h. then it's a mistake." hastened Nels Jokesmith's Anvil "If you were my husband, I'd give you poison.” “Well, mum." returned Pat. as he puffed away at his pipe, “if you wus me wife, I'd take it." . In the Same Boat HE near-sighted guest. who had vainly tried to decipher the Bill of fare. finally ' turned and said: "Waiter. will you please tell me what is on this card?" "Sorry. ma’am." the waiter replied sym- Dflthetically: “but I can't read either" 3.5 Hot From the Punch BoWl IRST MAID-“How did you like work- ing for that college professor?" Second Maid-"Aw. it was rotten luck. He was all the time quarreling with his wife, and they kept me busy running be- tween the keyhole and the dictionary." .._.—‘ Courtship Tickler s HE Girl‘s Father—Young man, the lights in this house go out at 11 o'clock. Young Man—That suits me. _ \ Fair Exchange AITER—This money is no good. air. Diner—Then we’re even-your dinner was no good, either. a Two Good Methods Hers lie two men whom we agree Have won the cut-glass bonnet; The first of them blew out tits one; The other stepped upon it. lie. "l—we are sorry to have troubled you. (Mme, dean", She seized the frightened Polly by Ill arm and iicd precipitously from tho room. “l'II'v-cr most extraordinary." [rubbed tho surprised Mr. Thompson. val their forms vanished through the door. "To the iittcnhouswCluh." ‘ gasped Nellie, as. breathless. they resumed their seats in the taxicab. It required but.a short space of time to traverse the few blocks that separated them from this fashionable rendezvous of Philadelphia‘s smart masculinity. and their experience at the hotel still was too fresh to allow any marked rejuvenation of cour- age. However, Nellie put on a bold front and rang the bell. A polite attendant an- swered the summons. but, unfortunately. he knew neither Mr. Carleton nor Mr. Haver- ford. “Yes.” he added. in reply to a question. "Mr. Thompson is a member. I regret. though. that he left not more than ten minutes ago.” “Did he have luncheon here?" Nellie eagerly. “I believe he did. ma'am." "Accompanied by two gentlemen?" “And Madei—" Polly checked herself. in rosy confusion. Really. it would be quite indelicate and beneath her dignity to question a servant about such a creature. And. of course. she couldn't have luncheon Lt a man's club. “I’m not sure. me'am." said the man. replying to Nellie. “I think—" . “Where did they go?" cried Nellie. “Mr. Thompson left word that he could he reached by telephone at the Ellington Club." ‘ “Thank you." said Nellie. “We shall go there at once. asked a N THE Delaware River. ma'am. abous‘ ten miles south of the city. You may go by trolley or train." “Thank you." said Nellie again, “we have a taxicab." A few minutes later they were speeding south. “Suppose." said Polly spprehensively. “it is not the right Thompson. after all? Anyway. they probably are with that her- rid Madeline person at this very minute." . “ \‘e'll find them." said Nellie grimly. And then. as the taximeter clicked up another twenty cents. indicating a total of $10.80. she gave a little gasp and opened her purse. - . “My dear." she said. "how much money have you?” . 1 . \ 'Polly removed a bundle of heterogeneous documents, a handkerchief. a pair of gloves. a vanity box and a few other odds and ends from her capacioos handbag. Jingled a bit of change in her hand. and said: “Thirty-five cents." "And-VI." said Nellie tragically. “have only forty-nine." \ "Click!" came from the taximeter. and the bill stood at $11.0tk The chauffeur was whistling softly.~ the machine whiasstl ass- ward. and all the world seemed m. “What shall we do?" said Polly. “Follow these men," said Nellie firmly. "We've got to dudjhem now." "on—or get arrested. I suppose." sup plemented Polly with rueful resignation. "Or get arrested." agreed Nellie with convincing finality. “0h. wily did we come?" bewaiied Polly. "Why?" repeated Nellie with .1.ng eyebrows. "I should think you would ask yourself that question." ’ ‘ ACHELORS and hen- pecked husbands. at- tention! Here is the joy- ous account of the fall and confusion of a suspicious wife. whose troubles were very real while they lasted. But where is this club?" , ’ er fault." flung bsek Polly. 'lllyhfe'dlt. indssdi Why. I never would have dreamed of taking this essay trip it you hadn't shown me that note. I called to take you to luncheon and this is the mess t me into." 'oll‘W‘elt'Pseid Polly meekly. with eentrite spirit. “we'll have to keep on riding and) we had Dick." “ ." added Nellie. J3: fills. with a diabolical click. the hdicator in the little box ahead of the. pointed to 312. Nellie grossed. Polly sighed. and the taxicab sped isuntily on ”1:: it awful!" murmured Polly. as eter said 812.10. ' thl‘T-orriblei" exclaimed Nellie. ORDS. however, were futile. and the W two unhappy women set for a long as. The machine. after several a stretch of line gang's; road eeee era s . ”ii-£3333 1.3:" said Polly when the s indicated on the dial. time in slien “1m!- Itmck 3.40 we ' "filthy-nine." (ironed Nellie in a "Dal ehrandoliiiel-e'long period" of silence. been. . whirring of the engine. Finally. mgr hdht‘iliifeur swerved from the roadway, asscd through a gate and entered a at?“ x)h dad lane. Ahead of them they e in: broad river. with dozens of plenum cm‘f'l‘hnii lliiimhtl’da' place. ma'em." said the chauffeur. drawing up .at the entrance to an old-fashioned. rambling strut: are. l Polly was su'aliowmg hard at a an, that had risen in her throat. and Nellie haunted look that was by no means wore ting Neither had the courage to mass: at the taximeter, and both. as they :‘rilgil'iiached the clubhouse, felt that this ' e. small—lg; It'll-t gridlocton here?" asked Nellie in asstrnined. far-away voice as a servant door. “glididtliett‘gl knows of." answered the man with a decided cockneynaccent. “0r Min-Mr. Bavsrford‘l " "Hi'm not certain. ma'am, bot—— “Is Mr. Thompson here? inquired Polly, taking matters into her own hands. The; Ill. ll.“ ll" breath. Much depended on “3'62“:5 ma’am." replied the man quickly, evidently pleased thatuh’e could gratify the attractive visitors. E com. 'arf an hour ago with two other gentle-n men." . "They're here!" cried Nellie. flinging her arms around Poily's neck. "Where—where h f" "l'l‘ii'll show you." said the man. regard. ing his excited interrogates with no lieu. curiosity. E OBLIGINGLY conducted them to the water front. led them out on a smell dock and hailed a large motorboat that was moored alongside. “Mr. Thompson." he called. brought two ladies to see you. sir." They waited, breathlessly, and presently. a thick mop of dark hair was raised from the cockpit. a comely face came to view. and a pair of striking eyes regarded them questioningly. “Are you Mr. Thompson?" asked Nellie. “That‘s what I am called." he said breesily with an agreeable smile. "Well. I—I'm looking for Mr. Carleton." “And I for Mr, Haverford." interposed Polly. "And both of us for—for Madeline." “Bi've ‘ she added. clenching her small fists. But Mr. Thompson had not caught the latter part of the remark, having dodged back into the cabin of the boat. “I'll bet the woman's there," grated Nellie. “I’m going aboard.” Bearcely had she started. however. when 'a familiar figure popped up from the pit. “Dick!" cried Polly. springing forward. , .‘Pou’ I!) ' Be attempted to embrace her. but she suddenly remembered the purpose of her presence there and withdrew in haughty die- dain. The next moment Bob Carleton. too surprised to speak. was at Dick's side. with Mr. Thompson lagging behind, a smiling observer. “And now, Robert Carleton." said Nellie severely. “suppose you let us see this Madeline.” “You see“ her now." he replied dssedly. "But how did you—who told you—whst—-" “Yes. stammer." interrupted his wife frigidly. “I don't understand at all." he replied, giving every evidence of his perplexlty. “Why are you here?" i “To see your Madeline." “Well. look at her. She's not mine. though. but Dick's." “0h, Nellie!" cried Polly. plucking at her friend's sleeve and pointing to the bow of the motorboat. Her face was wreathed in smiles for there. in brass letters, was the name—- ' “Madeline.” “She’s—it's a boat!" gasped Nellie. sud- denly comprehending. “Of course." said her husband. “And she's a peach. Poll." interposed Dick enthusiastically. turning to his wife. “Just look at those graceful lines.” "You dear!" cooed Polly. and Thomp. son. not caring to spy on Cupid's business; dodged into the cabin. W as nous Mar 0mm