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manyithmon.
n
By Kai: lIssues.
1 am silent in the dickens' when
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W W mm” the busy probesmiths claim that a _ . . 3,
’7 WW” 3".“ swiped some Del-king chickenstrom Give a blow and tells a 510:. Ind , . _ .
.0. N ~ k. “ Old “6 in“ ”nth ‘ :1 But $23:th one who knows “I? I. a. r Inch “mm
’ the probesmiths. all toga er. ask V VV , . . » .-
m“‘°°°“c‘"m mottnhn't-onmu-Hh'wom on! unit ”4W: 3. uwmmeethisindividnalnoeds. hum
Weather. and predict both rain and Yes. get it. clearly in your ad. p 3
: W. P. mus-n. snow. You will never see the Hang a; 1m gbove your bed. _ , 1. "Jim M to I”! m. at m times ‘0
: A. 5. Golden. dugning to reply. though charges a” 1: when your prayers are mg. n. . .
J. A. Goldsmith. Ad! to hurt: -for defending and explaining You needn't be a sissy to be good. u . m hm problems with our oii' V
PM make a man look cheap as dirt. .- '\ . » x, "-5 . *V , 1061‘
' Still the .work of probing quickens. Sing and dance and have your Gun. is l
”phone: Norwalk 0).". and the probesmithe seek my doom! but keep gm. truth in min . V— E .
. on“: 48 Will so. Norwalk asking it I copped those chickens in: All the joy that a north xhile is or '2
' Telephone—Norwalk 1888. the balmy days of yore. While their - the honest kind. , , TH
, spokesman bold enlarges on the evi- , (3.; out there with rugged men, do I , ’ —- 5——
coples “g“... Three Cents denco they've found- amlzhtiwell ‘ Bm£?.ndd°ahdimo a“ am a =
. V _ - . 1 . . deny their charges an my nno- “v. gun . , . (E TRAL
I I“: ’f ‘i' ""_‘ ""' ""' :12: cence expound; but a delegate deny- ] '39“! ’m“ muscles to a. strain. ,' N F IELD
:uonmm arena-4:. arm-J .:‘.-o 8: 3‘ mg ‘lWIYI 11” I» guilty air. and the ‘ HIV. m 131000 muggy.“ “in. H
, hoe-es _ee eeeao. no - people think he’l- 1mg thcu‘h he .Bu‘ “! film I ‘ . V i . ‘
w at your fine—31 cent. ”rugs the truth with c'are. Better V , 1h V I R I IS I CO.
. 991' '8 lusi far to treat the rumor of hi! moral “.7" mg from m m. fiat .F,
The mounted Pres is and v0- turpitudo with an air of Rental hu- what you must hm. , -_
’7 “3““ t" “‘9 u” 1" ’“mw‘u” mor, ‘shunnl’ng language harsh and Take your post whate’er, it be. but ‘ - -
0! all hours dispatches credited to it rude. So 1 d0!“ discuss a feather keep your conscience clear; U
or not otherwise in this newsDIW of the hens they say I stole. but 1 Build your manhood firm mg m“ I
stand where men have stood.
Fight whenever you must fight.
Work to yin ,with all your might—
But remember. day and night:
{“You neegn’tbe a elm to be good."
. I;
and also any local news published
herein. .
Lil rights or publication or special
talk about the weather and the
groundhog in its hole. If I'm guilt-
less it is certain that the truth will
some day out. and that truth will
raise the curtain on a white and
martyred scout. It I really stole the
chickens. silence is the safer course,
while the air around me thickens
I
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V‘ as as
iNew Canaan Avenue
The method of determining whe— “1th the howls of probesmiths
ther a place is dangerous seems to hoarse. . (i
be to wait until some one is killed.
omega”
‘ .
After a fatality everyone declares:
“That spot should be changed."
This is what has happened with. Mayor Hylan u .3 m. desk mm
the New Canaan avenue bridSe-‘shd with the good nature of our
where two men lost their lives sat‘fcommon species even the dailies
““15” night. 5°!“ may my that that pounded him most give wel-
the driver was speeding and that come back and wish him joy in his
Statement is true as the testimonylworm He for his part is convales-
\Vlll Ethyl)! Hyldn Belem!
If you dine 'til late
And sleep ’iil eigh‘
The ch uses are
You‘ll ' igraie.
e s
phows. But many other motOfi-“J- cent and radiates a good deal of Doos it takeiisprm
men who were not speeding. will benevolence. Just now the news- The only proper place for rough place in We (M.
testify that they too have- nearly papers are also printing pictures or . ._ £4.43
stun is in the diet; worth While?
gone over the bridge because 02 the .
bu turning in the road.
Now it is suggested that a strong-
er railing be placed on the bridge.
more than that is needed to make
the place safe. For a stronger rail-
ing will mean only that an auto, will
be well smashed when it hits the
railing. Drivers will conunue to hit
that railing. however strong. mat
is required even in addition to a
strong railing is that the spot be
well flooded with light to chase grim
death away from the place. A wid-
ening of the road going into River-
side avenue will help also.
"Bob" Ls. Follette with the merriest
of grins on his face and his dutiful
family about him. He is reading to
them from a book. ‘
It clarifies politics to understand
that the participants as a rule take
it as a game. says the New Haven
Journal-Courier. Only the by-
standers are greatly in earnest.
They do not und‘ land that it is
only in business h rs that Mr. La-
Follette storms and denounces and
cutters tortures as he contemplates
the sufferings of the masses
\Vben live o'clock strikes he returns
to normal and can enjoy a chat or
contemplate a renumerat‘ive Chau-
tauqua tour with next fellow. Mayor
And in the spring, it came to
pass. we drained the pool and cut
the grass.
REMEMBER
The first big step in
adopt a well (Emmi
plan to save a par. 55
your income. N313,
hazard plan viz up
you very far. 11.};
it your business :;
live a normal 1‘;
You can, with duets.
gard for the izccn
O
Indigestion'g Start a sign—-
A symptom—that is all:
Think of ulcer. friend of mine.
Or gall stones in your gall.
O O O
‘ r " Whoever said: “A full set of
sound teeth is essential for good
health." said a mouth full.
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A Very Human Letter.
._ —_ Hyliui has also specialized in nu- ‘ . iWc'd mow the erase when “skeet- on cam. set 53:5.
,‘ (Springfield Republican) V tagonmm to the” who would com a \isitgr‘ (gash; 2.33:2; “13:31:; . "5.. huh tyhing aside 6“?
. I "m 3' “‘Epled 5”“ 3"" "ugh“: duct snail-s conservatively and who ABOUT A DI-JLUSION. does not deserve any particular al- 3” agptrh‘: m. czse be laid hetero We’d drain the pools by digging k. ““ ‘ -'
“’1’ t° the “fat" for reswmuon' appeal to reason and eschew show It is childish to suppose that a motion. But it is a matter of tact 6‘“ trate and his release ob- ditches . wee
0- that 30“. ‘0‘le me as G°d ”"83 case methods. He made ngood deal hundred books can be named as that they forget what they read. {3112112318 The visitor promised to And have more dollars in our .
me. then you pould -publish this of a success of popular advocacy. those which are the best for each Many people. after all. are not ac- takneth necessary steps immcdlaio- brooches. ' _
te?i1:_:’l‘l";end a Bible reading that though it has been expensive for the an: "81'? 0110‘; ib i thi customcd to understand fully. They I: e e ~ - ‘ S N alk ‘ I x
- . 0 one all scr es 0 s more are like ‘oun so is resdin in '.. 'l" 0 0m rus 0
will heal any one of their diseases. 3:55:31? gfdpzlgfagoeagzs “133:; devoutiy than George Brandel. foreign lazlguage: w‘ho 1163165. to Y3“ will not forget. “1d the naive?“ 03:. were forbidden in . I
upon request. Will also send upon and social aspirations ‘re strangely Brandee, 3. Dane, surely is one of “4-9,. to the dictionary fox-words they lillléanf- ,‘ 1%
request the exqulmely beautiful income“... with we political role the world's greatest livins critics— do not understand; lhcy infer them «i m' will not for- SERVICE --:: :—- SECURITY
growing syringa. the Idaho state of a crusader for the neglected. assaycls would be a better word. from the sense,—-—so they sayzthat 1! ”on are 3“" you A
flower. for 25 cents. However hu nature seems to —ot literature. His "Main Currents they understand half. and are con- 9} ‘ toe
If any one thinks that I would enjoy inbbngruities and Mr Iivlan in Nineteenth Century Literature" tent with that. Comma-t d t he rc- >
cheat, let him send the quarter to has “man a mum! bu'ddfveh .1! so monumental that it stands "In the case of works. the nature A” “”2 °' “me 1 ° 31° 1 . Economyisthemol Intes- W I
the mayor of Boise. Idaho. Every- y 9 alone. More than one critic has of which is not intended to be ceived " MC“ "'3“ 13 d h m u ’ rity, of liberty, and of case, and
alone, making him better advertised
andd more interesting to his humble
constituents.
All this political cavorting is an
angle or democracy. and presum—
ably necessary. There is. to be sure.
a sincere. profound protest against
the established order in affairs
with its menace of standpatisrn and
good form corruption —— all course
such expo nests are invaluable to the
body politic. The ideal crusader is
one unaffectedly in command of
himself. whose arsenal is facts. not
prejudice. and whose appeal is to
the intelligence, not passion. Mr.
Hughese in the insurance investiga--
tion might be instanced. But these
are rare.
It is quietly likely that the Hy-
heap a few feet away.
"That." said the lunatic,
case you should forget."
built a reputation merely upon
knowledge gained by a reading or
it.
the beauteous sister ottemper,
ance, of lawfulness and health.
--Dr. Johnson.
body knows he would not cheat.
He will send it to me.
RUTH M. HAMMER.
Mount of Olives, Caldwell, Ida.
9. 1924.
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Pushed Into It.
(London Tit-Bits.)
. The iourteen-year—old London boy
had been caught picking pockets.
; “Now. my lad,” said the severe
magistrate, "have you-anything to
my for yourself—any excuse to ofler
for such early depravity? “Chat
started you on this road of crime?"
_ ”You did. mister!"
. »“I did? \Vhat do you mean, boy?"
;:“W'ell, mister, if you‘hadn't giv-
en me old dad six months' hard, I
wouldn't have had to start so early
grasped by the intellect, as. for ex'
ample. in lyric poetry. readers gen-
erally. relinquish beforehand all
idea or understanding exactly what
the author means."
0 O ..
Brandes docs not'overestimate the
knowledge that can be acquired
through reading. “in many cases it
is necessarily only a poor apology
for direct knowledge 01 the world
'and of life. It is of more use to (raw
chwidcly than to read detailed and
comprohcnsice descriptions at trav-
els. You learn to know men better
by observing them in real life than
by investigating them in books.
Brandcs goes still further. and
says that sculgures. paintings. and
drawings. when they are the work
of the greatest artists. are profound-
eom In
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person, while it leaves another un-
touched; and that a book which has
influenced one strongly in one‘s
youth may lose such influence ova-
one's later years. There is practical-
ly nothing that every man can read
at‘every time.
"This fact is not particularly evi-
dent. of course. tor the simple rein.
on that nowadays very few people,
can be said to read at all. or enjoy
reading, or get any good out of it.
“The capacity of reading becomes
extinct since all possess it. Out of a
hundred persons able to read. nine-
The story is told that George IV.
when Prince Regent, wagered Sher-
idan. a hundred guineas that he
would introduce the words "Ban.
has. black sheep." into the King’s
speech without causing comment.
The words were used, and George
IV won the bet.
aprn
. The good doctor knew
what he was talking
about. He didn’t mean
Afterward, when Sheridan asked “
Canning whether. he had noticed you should .be stingy,
the interpolatiom. Canning replied: i
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, €0- p the home 80m ' 1’1“?" serge 5°“ useful furp°ff H“ or generally read nothing but new-- ly more instructive than the great They say that when Booth Tark- .
r» . How He GOC It. file-ca: a arch caimpafgn d rough]; papers—s. SPEC!” 0! read 1118 which majority of books. “Michelangelo, ington was visiting Naples he was BANK.
.' . (Boston Globe.) th as; him? {ash n erbezg-e n h demands no exertion and where ar- Tluan, Velasquez, Rembrandt. have present at an eruption of Vesuvius. SPEND IN SOUTH
. "Did Jamie inherit anything from _e m g o e s“ w y W l c ticles, WhiCh crave “GRIDS 01 the taught me more concerning humano "You haven't anything like that .
his uncle?” hew Y°rk urgently needs' ‘3‘" t° brain are simply passed own They iiy than awhole libraries of,books." in America. have you?" said an NORWALK. . .
=: "Yes and no. There was nothing‘ ”Y “1‘“ “mm“ ”m” Chew-3”” who read more than newspapers. “As . mic." he points out. "books minim friend with pride. ‘
in the Wm mt mm. but-h. unwed ferably moderate and firm. yet noisy read a. a rule in such a way, that gas only to be mnsidered as me- “No we haven’t." Tarkington is reparln or pun
the daughter of the lawyer who and ddemagogic, if must b°"““‘° they might exactly as well not read seating a theory. As a doctor must quoted: "but we've got Niagara "—"""
Handled the estate." ~ "large interests" and the MoAdoO at all. Everyone will recall such re- study his case and mo; obtain m, Falls glut would put, the d—d Will in f d n , W h . mu
: type of respectable: would have marks as the following: ‘There's no knowledge 1,, mm, thus w, um. um: out in a" minute”- \ oun very easy at this store. e are eve , . .
THE “EATER. handled the Oomwcated situation use talking to me about thlI book not learn anything from books un- ' "‘ you need for the garden such as spades, forks, hoes. r r»
3 Southern New England: Fair With “5‘10“! 8nd economy and 18 l- or that boom—I must have read "r less we learn also kom life. 113' “IE _‘_ _ TIE PEOPL L. “a wheelbarrow.
Wednesday and, probably Thurs-
day; little change in temperature.
probably becoming unsettled by
Thursday night, not much change in
'4 tomperature.
- :jCQuditions: The disturbance that
up; over the valley and the south-
‘crn lake region Monday night has
.nioved northeastward and its center
' Vgfi over Maine Tuesdaf night. It
has been attended by showers with-
in the last 24 hours almost generally
-‘ east of the Mississippi river and by
18038 shifting winds and sales
along the Atlantic coast north of
@pe Hatteras.
Fair weather will prevail almoet
imerally in the Washington tore-
oést district “'ednesday.
' aStorm warnings remain displayed
3
% the Atlantic coast from Delaware
water to Portsmouth. N. H.
big assumption. Hylan is a master
of “bunk" politics but without all
York might not have received the
scare it has. It is not a blessing for
a city to have Hylan saddled on it
but evolution functions in state as in
church. The huge majorities the
fellow receives are something more
than prools that people like to hum-
bugged.
Now that Mayor Hyian has been
through a drastic experience—and
long illnesses like his do not readily
told their tents and away—one
would like to think he will reform
his politics and take a-iine pleasure
in giving New York some progres-
sive good govefmflent. With his
knowledge and with the machine
at his hand he is in a position to do
so. History does relate blunders.
I suppose some years ago: but I
have the unfortunate faculty of for-
they select reading matter which
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an. s. vacations HAVE BETTER
SHIPPING FACILITIES THAN
EUROPEANS." SAYS BARNES.
“American producers of grain
and other commodities although
twice as far from the seaboard as
the/.most remote interior cities of
Europe. are able to ship increasi-
’peditiously to world markets than
are the farmers of Europe.” so says
Julius Barnes,‘ president of the
a
HAVE NOT KNOWLEDGE! OF
MANKIND, WE CANNOT EVEN
ENJOY A NOVEL. We are not in a
they are}? . as
American philos0phiee; that of util-
izing its material resources to serve
humankind: that no door should be
closed by accident of birth or social
position on any man striving to; get
ahead‘and that the Government
should preserve fairness of competi-
tion and give to every man an equal
anddunhampered opportunity to sue-
cee . -
The need for a nonopartican or-
wno' WHO“ I;
DR. ELWOOD NBA!)
The recent appointment of Dr.
Elwood Mead as commiuioner or
the U. 8. Bureau of Reclamation
rotary of the Interior Work to
reorganize the reclamation service
and put it on a business basis.
Dr. Mead. an irrigation engine"
of Berkeley. Calif.. succeeds D. W.
Davis, former governor 0: Idaho.
who becomes head 01 a new divi-
sion 0! finance in the interior doc.
partment. Dr. Mead has been eu-
gaged with the advisory 7 commit-
;eee on reclamation since last Decem-
1'. "
Dr. Mead has received leave of
is said to be the first step *0! Screw
first Bank Under the Bridge on
wmon 8m.
All Sizes of Poultry Wire Netting.
_ ; Eastern New York, New Jersey, this fustian and blaster the able getting everything I fetid: I" if" AY I R! ’S I CO
and Delaware: Fair Wednesday; unscrupulous group who, wreck “Most people read without any position to Judge whether it sires M 0 -——-OUR PRICES ARE RIGHT——
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hardly be a 1-1me for a decade and
tthen become a Seth «Low or a Mit-
lan may at least build school houses
and promote means of getting abo'ut;
To force a way into a subway car is
something fierce for honest country
people.
World series in baseball was
known in 1878 in this country when
there was only one National League.
the first and second teams playing
for the Temple Cup after the regular
championship had been decided.
Earliest known English public
swimming pool was advertised .in
London. my 28. 1742,.“ be open
"Emcient production." he said.
American people in ‘1890 was only
$12,000,000,000, as contrasted with
the 1920 earning power of 860.000.-
000.000. And this material prosper-
ity is the basis on which are built
the institutions which today give,
every man_ innumerable advantages.
such as electric lights, rmnnicipal
park‘s, paved‘ streets and schools.
This prosperity has changed the ’
conditions which eflstedht , years
ago and today children ar‘ gsent'to
schools instead or to factories." I
W
for!
this?
co "has one
teach or -
and that ‘wuters attend
saidV '
only-6 per cent or the.
7 hi
Washington that a. small group of
Radicals now holds the balance or
political parties are opposed one
against the other and are conse-'
quently powerless to posi construc-
tive legislation. But this condition
the country
them on to
public 'ppinio'n will
mm on; or resolutions. to? sit
the 7me _ til-Th , present“? ‘ ‘thém to " tho
been 6. _ us. on; us the people to
romwimmem and ’16
cannot endure. if the newspapers or
get, the facts. and pais- l
the American public; for
escape» is in as; .
Wyoming. .- ohief of the irrigatiou
and drainage investigations of the
chairman“
. . ‘thejoamm slate
trails.‘:~ . Ane- '
Twister. supply Behind-slot: of Anne '
- . "has led to unemployment‘ it 1: De ‘ . V we"
taken at 8 p. m “m . as power in national legislation while putment. o2 mam!" and M espedally’ ' ml 7'
_, - chell. Yet there are in men such not c ibuted to idleness. 0n the gran chailma" 7 VI!" . "l if n
at he! Haven “cantor untapped resources that John Hy. contr the earning Power .0! the the- same elements 01 the two 't: V n 0‘ ”10 State I e" ““14 I ? r I.
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