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m ADI.
By Walt Hanna.
1 always read mm of lids and
liver pads. of ans. real estate
and bargains trul
and lyres and tools 7 d rubber tires.
There are some futilelads .who do
not read the ads; they ‘ scan .the
sporting news. the editor. his views:
latest startling probe. the dope from
many grads—but do not read the
ads. They clamor. .when we meet.
"Where in the name of Pete did‘you
secure your hat? We've wanted lids
like that. but knew, not where to
find that grand and princely kind."
“I bought it at a sale, for very little
kale; the 'man was selling out be-
cause he had the gout: and so he ad-
vertised some prices that surprised.
and in his busy store I bought for
dollars four a. keliy truly great. that
used to sell at eight. I always read
the ads: they save me many needs.
I do not care so much for news
about the Dutch. for cablegrams
from Cork. or stories from New
York. the daily grist of news about
illicit booze. or murders dark and
dire. or tenements on fire: all people
have their fads.‘ and mine is read-
ing ads. If one would save the
Bandits
and dastardly murder.
Island.
What has become
The wife of the
"killed saw him.
daughter saw him. too.
hoped that the
, The bobbed hair bandit is caught.
The New York police seem to have
the killer_ of Mrs. Bauer. a brutal
in Staten
. of the bandit
' that shot and killed the manager of
~_ she A. and P. store in Darien? Can~
it be that this man will get away?
man who was
A woman and herflslllmt chief Of the U. 8. air I.-
We had
Norwalk police
. would pick up this shooter and add
I. " to their record of getting Weeks and
dimes in these stemwinding times.
would husband the doubloons the
groat’s and picay'unel. the dollars of
our.dads. he has to read the ads."
FIN THE a: is
BRIG. GEN. WM. MITCHELL
When Brig. Gen. William Mitchell.
vice, returns from his honeymoon
trip around the .world in the near
future he will be made commander
of McCook Field. Dayton. ‘0" soon to
be 'made the world's largest aerial
Israel. Where are those Darien
millionaire sheriffs. the story of center in the world. .
whose appointment adorned the This is the report emanating from
I out es of the papers of the Dayton.
aft-attapalg Brig. Gen. Mitchell will succeed
‘ been forgotten.
the bandit!
Judge Huxford
Soon
- Through the death of Judge
".James H. “'ebb of the Superior
Court. one of the most eminent jur-
ists, and one of the fairest Connec-
. tlcut has ever known. the immediate
appointment of Judge John R.
Booth of Danbury to the Superior
‘Court bench and'of Frederick W.
Huxford of Stamford to .i'migcsliip
in the Court of Common Pleas is ex-
pected.
It has long been common know-
ledge that Mr. Huxford. at present
prosecutor in the Court of Common
Pleas. would don the robe of Judge
Booth when the latter was elevated
.to the higher court.
Formerly Speaker of the‘Connec-
tlcut House of Representatives, Mr.
Huxford has a wide acquaintance
throughout the state and has carn-
ed the respect of all with whom he
has come in contact. As prosecutor
in the Court of Common Pleas, a
difficult position. he has ably filled
one of the most important berths
' ,in the state judiciary—~iniportant in
“Theorists are fools."
, "Is that your theory?"
: “Yes."
. "Then we'll let it go at that."—
1New Haven. Register.
“ THE “'EATHER.
. Southern New England: Eastern
;New York and New Jersey: Rain
gruesday: “'edntsday generally lair
rand cooler.
Storm warning; Cape Hatteras to
Eastport. Maine. Disturbance of con-
siderable intensity central over Ohio
lmoving rapidly northeastward. In-
:creasing southeast and south winds.
:probably reaching gale force late
:tonight or Tuesday.
3 Conditions: Fair weather has pre-
;valied during the last twenty-four
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.,v—v ”run a. e.-.“ s sim-IAIJM
The indications are for showers al-
ost generally in th. \Vashington
orecast district githin the next 24
ours. '
-. No unusually cool weather is pre-
— . two or three days.
.«Storm warnings are displayed on
e Atlantic Coast from Cape Hat-
‘ $3 - ;, to Eastport, Maine.
5 .’Winds: North of Sandy Hook:
i -ng southeast and south: prob-
' . .. gale force and weather overcast
.' - , (thick with rain Tuesday.
Sandy Hook to Hatteras: Strong
and south, probably of
, force and shifting to southeast
est, weather overcast and
fiery Tuesday.
1:1;5;
TEMPERATURE.
.Olscvauon tnkmat 8 p. in. 75th
- at New: Haven Weather
We hope that this matter has not
Clear up the Darien murder! Get
that it deals with a review of the establishing “a world's record. onc.
, , decisions rcndcrcd in the - lower however. which has since ‘becn
‘._courts. topped several times by his own
- subordinates.
Proof P05i‘tive General Mitchell was born in
France. but came to America. at
abouts except for local rains in North gan flying, General MItChe" was
ENew England and Southern New the only flying general in the
Igor-k. Another disturbance )vas cen- world. .
antral over British Columbia. Monday -.
”Bight and moving east-southeast- ‘ ‘W
Md and pressure was falling gen- SUNS E
iy west of the I'ocky Mountains
hiie high pressure prevailed from i 3 LL 3:
:2: England southeastsvard Sun-
The broom and duster we abhor.
When the carpet'a on the floor.
0
» ted for any section within the 1
not well borne.
prevents a. bad permanent injury.
take seriously—end that's measles.
.
When their pollen’s in the breeze.)
C O O.
surgery. to
Major L. W. McIntosh ~ if such a
move is made. The major will re-
tire shortly to enter the preparatory
school for generals. it is stated.
The appointment of Mitchell
would be a popular one. it is said.
He is a. favorite with the flying
force, an aviator of ability himself
and an enthusiastic student of avia-
tion and its progress.
He is called the proper man for
the job, which will entail added re-
sponsibility When the proposed en-
largement program at the field is
carried out. This program contem-
plates ths relocation of the field n
a. 6,000 acre tract. adjacent to the
Wright field. The dedication of the
new quarters would be held during
the International air races, to be
staged there next fall. it is said.
General Mitchell is one of the
outstanding figures in the Air
Service. He has 30.000 hours in
the air to his credit. He has
traveled about 350.000 miles in
airplanes of various types.
On one of his inspections at Mc-
Cook 'Ficld he went into the air
with every plane at that field and
some of the old buses would hardly
hold together.
Following the Pulitzer Cup
races at Detroit in 1922 he hopped
into a. curtis racer. and stepped
on the gas for ”24 miles an hour
a. very early age. his parents lo-
cating in “’lsconsin. Along in
1898 he had the urge to join the
Army and did so as a buck private.
Then came the Spanish-American
War. lie emerged as a second
lieutenant.
“‘hen ~ the World War came
along he was sent overseas in 1910
as an observer. For two years he
remained there as an observer.
Then America plunged in and
Mitchell. being on the ground, got
the chance of his life. He was
placed in direct charge of the
American aerial activity along the
western front. It is said he com-
manded the largest force of flyers
ever assembled.
Until Major General Patrick be-
:V W. ‘F. 1HOMJ‘OH
All good bankers have bad
ivers. . 7
0 O 3
Well borne diseases are usually
0 C O ‘
With screens on her windows
And screens on her doors.
No "skeeters" to trouble her
Whenever she snares.
' O O O
A good temporary dressing often
There’s one thing that we should
There's simply no telling.
Said old Uncle Joe.- -
What a lot of Spring tonic
You'll find in a hoe.
O t 0
There's a. strange relationship be-
tween the demand for nursing bot-
tles and the infant mortality rate.
0 I O
- If you’re too busy to think about
your health, rénect on the fact that
King Tut has been dead 3,000 years.
_ O O O '
Oh. you’re as‘ welcome, _we say,
the flowers in May—
t not the kind that makes us
ween
It is no marge:- considered 806:!
"lance" ,supernc
V t in lollipops
the news from round the globe. the ,
word ‘elt'.” so. th'rgt Ickneild would
may go <backceveggarther than'fhs
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CAUSE AND EFFECT
It is notorious that.
tenths of the facts of life do not
suggest the relation of cause and
effect. and .as Thomas
points out. they practically deny
the existence of any such-relation by
attributing them to chance.
“Few gamblers but would stare
if they were told that the falling
of a die on a particular facets as
much the cue-ct of a definite cause
as the fact of its falling; it is a pro-
verb that ‘the wind blowcth where
it llstc '; and even thoughtful mcn
usually receive with surprise the
suggestion that the form of the crest
of every wave that breaks. wind-
drit’cn. on the sen-shore. and the
direction of every particle of foam
that files before the gain, ARE THE
EXACT EFFECTS OF DEFINITE
CAUSES; and. as such, must be cap~
able of being dctcrmincd, dednc~
tivcly. from the laws of motion and
(he proxwrilcs of the air and-water.
“So again. there are large num-
bers of highly’ intelligent persons
who rather pride themselves on
their fixed belief that our volitions
have no cause: or that the will caus-
cs itself, which is either _the same
thing. or a contradiction in terms."
0 0 0
"Logical consequences." Huxley
wrote. “are the scarecrows of fools
and the beacons of wiseémen."
O O 0
“When we know that living things
to the un-
thinking mass of mankind. nine-
are formed of the same elements as
the inorganic world. that they act
and react upon it, bound by a thou-
n I! l'fllml S : l
A certain actor-manager. notori-
ous for his overbearing. biustering
manner“ was bullying his property
man about some property bricks
required in one of the scenes in a
sand ties of natural piety. is it prob- pantmnlme.
morass: ”‘0' "ii
.Who is it always hoes the read!
The other fellow. ' . .
-Who drives 'as though 1h. had. a.
ClM?!’
_ The other follow.
Who is it motorists declare
For others' lives seems not to care.
And is err-name everywhere!
The other'fellow.
1.
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Lama's-(Isa: xx
Who turns the corners much too
fast?
The other fellow.
Who never waits to let us pad? ~
The other fellow. V in.
rWho is it of the motor throng.
Day in and out and all year long.
In every case. is in the wrong
The other fellow.
who causes all the accidents: -,
The other fellow.
Who ought to have much better
sense?
The other fellow.
Who should the trend rules obey.
Or have has license stripped away.
Be sent to jail and made to stay? .,
The other fellow.
Who is an idiot and a fool! -f
t The other fellow.
Who violates the simplest rule?
The other fellow.
Yet when you find a twisted frame.
And stop to ask what caused the
To render each sum mer such person; .3
aswillnseethisindividusl needs. To um“,
murgeyontofeelmeetsllfimutoi.
your business problems with our office”.
same.
Who does the other fellow blame?
The other fellow.
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THE POWER, OF DOVE
Hear. ye ladies that despise
What the mighty love has done:
Fear examples and be wise:
Fair Callisto was a nun:
Leda. sailing on the stream
To deceive the hopes of man,
Ldve accounting but a dream.
Dolled on a. silver swan:
Danae. in a brazen tower.
Where no love was, loved a
shower.
Hear. ye ladies that are coy.
What the mighty Love can do:
Fear the fiercenesa of the boy;
The chaste moon he makes to
woo;
l
l
Vesta. kindling holy fires.
Circled round Jibout with spies.
Never dreaming loose desires.
Doting at the altar dies.
Ilion, in a. short hour. higher
He can build. and once more
fire.
Does it take is
place in the
worth while '.‘
REMEMBER
The first big 5
adopt a. well
plan to save a
your income.
hazard pian -=. .
you very far. w
it your ”our
you earn.
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—JOHN FLETCHER.
Huxley
able." he asks, "nay. is it possible.
that they. and they alone. should
have no order in their seeming dis-
order. no unity in their seeming dis-
order. no unity in their seeming
multiplicity. should sufier no ex-
planation by the discovery of some
central and sublime law of mutual
connection?"
0
“The lightning was the angel-of
the Lord: but it has pleased Provi-
dence. in these modern times, that
science should make it the humble
messenger of man. and “1‘ know
that every flash that shimmers about
the horizon on a summer’s evening
is determined by ascertainable con-
ditions. and that its direction and
brightness might. if our knowledge
of three were great enough, have
been calculated."
“Why should the souls (of philo-
sophers) be deeply vexed? The
majesty of Fact is on their side and
the elemental forces of Nature are
working for them. Not a star comes
to the meridian at its calculated
time but testifies to the justice of
their methods—their beliefs are 'one
with the falling rain and with the
growing corn.’ By doubt they are
established, and open inquiry is
their bosom friend.” .
“WOMEN MUST GRASP AMER-
ICA’S ,FOREIGN POLICY.”
SAYS LEAGUE LEADER.
To get the tbest internationhooe
operation. women of the United
States must grasp the intent of our
foreign policy and use the ballot to
back the best policy. in the opinion
of Miss Ruth Morgan of New York
City. Third Vice President of the
National eLague of Women Voters.
and head of its department of In-
ternational Co-operation to Prevent
\Var. “
The 22,000,000 women voters.
many of whom will cast their first
ballot.in a. national election this
November, face a. grave obligation
and a. great opportunity. Miss Mor-
gan believes. _ If women are to real-
ise their ideals of world co-opera—
tion. they cannot ehirl: their respon-
sibility of a. clear understanding of
not only national issues. but inter-
national questions, Miss Morgan
contends. 7 ‘
Politically-minded women {n the
cities already have been awakened
to the need of a. better understand-
ing of foreign affairs, according to
Oldest Roadway. .
One of the greatest antiquarian
puzzles concerned the name' “Ick-
neild Way" and its origin. The Way
itself stretches from Newmarket
Downs to‘the western seas. every-
where passing through the country
which is enormously rich in early
British and prehistoric remains. It
isgperhaps. as Lord Wyfold says in
recent book. "The Upper Thames
Valley," “the oldest road in the
world." Lord Wyfold’s suggestion is
that the traversed it used Greek. the
common language ‘of the Mediter-
ranean World for six ev _ said he felt it to be true of his own name?" somewhat "truculentiy. d9: ., . ’ a ‘
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' Ten lust
a” 493-?
Miss Morgan. Their awakening may
be likened. she says. to the old
European Renaissance of learning.
when the classical revival of learn-
ing and art was at its height in the
fifteenth century.
“It may be true." Miss Morgan
says. "that today we do not learn
Latin, Greek and the classics. and
speak those languages fluently, as
was the case in mediaeval Italy. but
the world war has certainly brought
a. new kind of renaissance—a de-
sire to know more of the national
backgrounds. political situations,
cultures and prejudices of all for-
eign countries.
"The League of Women Voters is
quite convinced by a. few experi-
ments that women are anxious' to
learn something of the foreign poli-
oy of their native land. Our insti-
tutes and round-table conferences.
ven us excellent proof that wo-
men voters want to be informed on
what has heretofore beenconsidered
a weighty subject. and one only
tackled by statesmen and interna-
tional lawyers."
WAT PRESIDENT ANGEL!)
TOLD CHICAGO
(Waterbury American)
President Angeli 6f. Yale told the
alumni of the Middle West that they
need not fear Yale's ever becoming
a rich man’s college. He said that
a large number of the students were
now supporting themselves in whole
or in part and that that was ah in-
creasing tendency. He told them he
thought the' college men of today
were better than their fathers..' He
initiated more than a year ago. have"
I’
; can fishers. atoll."
"Sir," bellowed the tragedian. “do
you think any sane man would be
deceived by such a palpable imita-
tion of a brick as that?" at the
same time giving the one indicated
a tremendous kick.
An ironing board. table and step
ladder which fold together compact-
ly form a new household combina-
tion.
A howl of mingled rage and pain
followed.
He had kicked a real one.
The best illustration of the value
of brief speech reckoned in dollars
was given by Mark Twain. His
story was that when he had listened
for five minutes to the preacher
telling of the heathen. he wept. and
was going to contribute fifty dol-
lars. after ten minutes more ofthe
sermon, he reduced the amount of
his prospective contribution to
twenty—five dollars. after half an
hour more or eloquence. he cut the
sum to five dollars. At the end of
an hour oratory when the plate
was passed, he stole two dollars.
He was waiting for a. train. 'As
he walked idly up and down the
platform he noticed a. rather pretty
girl. who was also waiting for the
train. He endeavored to catch her
eye. but she did not seem to see
him. Finally he walked up to" her
and said:
“I beg your pardon. but you look
just like a girl I know."
She surveyed him coldly from
head to foot and refused to thaw.
"Well. you look Just like a. man
I don't want to know!" she retorted.
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Invmtigate But Fairly.
It is possible to criticise the Ben-
ate inquisiiions without in the least
attacking their main purpose. What
the objectors want is not that the in-
vestigations should end. but that
they should be made more eflective.
less scattering. less credulous. less
ready to give ear to unbelievable
stories. less of a more means of pub—
licity for disgruntled and discredited
witnesses, more precise. more busi-
nesslike. more able to drive the es-
sential points home to the public
mind.
~—
Symptoms.
THE PEOPL ’S
mmuwetthomon
Economy is the parent of integ-
rity. of liberty. and of ease, and
the beauteons sister of tunnel:—
anee. of cheerminess and health.
—Dr. Joining
The good doctor knew
what he was talking
about. He didn’t mean
you should be stingy,
either, but to SAVE and
SPEND WISELY.
SAVE HERE—IN THIS
BANK.
SPEND IN soU'rn
NORWALK.
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TRUST CO.
WWW Street.
scorn HOBWALK
\Vhen you begin reading the let-
ter over twice or thrice or more-—
And studying even the envelope
and postmark—
And gaslng along at the opening
and closing in search of some deep-
ly hidden meaning— _
And admiring the handwriting
and the stationery—-
And smiling a. dreamy smile as
you read——
You're gone, my boy. you're gone!
-—London Opinion.
A Wish 0111mm.
For hours they had been togeth€r
on her front porch. The moon
cast its tender gleam down on the
young and handsorne couple "who
sat strangely far apart. He sighed.
She sighed. Finally: - .
“ Iwish I had money. dear.” he
said. “I’d travel."
Impulsively. she slipped her ban
into his: then. rising swiftly. she ”‘9 m ‘nfla’ble' "
1194::I into the house. 7. ' , . .
hast. he looked at his hand. In '
in palm lay a. nickel.-Kansas City ‘m ”pm IS Pm. ,-
tar. . J - g _ .
. . ' Spend less. start a basis so-
“WelLyhsre do you want your . .‘ .. . ‘
«.«
vs the matter irith wom- I
It . 7‘ .
.. it?”
Often causes an awakenin' g or
sets ism to 'mnking' of
the needless‘and careless way
in which money is sometimes
spent, especially if the neces
sary fundsfior paying same
ABill
week.
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All Sizes of Poultry Wire Netting.
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