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s
r:
Mot proper justice could be
. » my peculiar beauty.
.ztinr, that is. in the sense
only looks usually cute in
:mmks and the most ex-
.- l‘urisian styles.
_e;', in the family. Poiret
or course do them for
‘Jtll'l‘illf‘ ('ourt. Judge
. tsv one of my ambitions is
* mm the legal mind. Be-
would be so interesting,
«no inside dope on all the
me trials.
if!“ \‘nlt‘ntlno
mursn. Partly because I’ve
l. ml the tango partner I de‘
.\nd also because I could
‘, :ilv. mush notes and have
. :tt run out. to dinner to the
at miter and better look~
,l"i'lilU.i.
Hi'lrl‘t‘l
must hire a hall for his
man And play only the
. uunt him to play. "Yes.
. no bananas!" if neces-
.i “purge
w-xz-i- lmr-n able to get the.
hum: of European politics.
--llnul-l like the real truth
iii into war.
“HUN"
. -,-t {4})“- rould give me toilet
- l lwuuty dodges and train
mums for me in the way
will be trained.
l't') tIr
wnri. who could play the
wmnaz of marches out in
_‘v}il‘ll the mornings I got
. wrong side of the bed
it n little enthusiasm for
grind.
Through the
Glad Eyes of
a Woman
5: JANE Don
M.—
eCOPWaht. 1924, by
The McClure Newspaper Syndicate
“0——
PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO HAVE
FAMILY
IN THE
Mary Robert. Rlnohsrt
Who would tell me stories when
I couldn't. get to sleep.
Galli Curcl
Who would sing to me whenever
I wanted to write a soulful article.
And Without having to be coaxed
into it. or, any nonsense 0: that
sort.
Sir John Lavery
So that I could be painted in all
my moods and all my Poirot
KOWns. to the ultimate benefit of
the Royal Academy or the Paris
Salon. - .
The Boss of Any Large
Iniormation Bureau
Because he would be useful
when I'm in an inquiring mood
and want facts. not near-facts or
embroidery.
Nothing is more annoying to a
truth-loving soul than to be
bobbed of! with misleading infor—
mation from folks who insist on
having decided opinions about.
everything.
Ethel Barrymore
So that'l should get a first-
class opportunity of acquiring that
wind-in-thc-willows voice.
And all these adopted relatives
would have to be very kind and
sweet. to their little sister. and
take me out and about and intro~
duce the to all their best and most
influential men pals and always
have one eye open for that young.
good-looking. lonely, brilliant
millionaire whom I can't find for
myself.
And they mustn't want me to
do any odd jobs for themmsuch
as darn their socks. or clean their
palettes. or run out and buy them
0 strings. or anything similarly
uncomfortable.
Any offers?
By PERCY CROSBY
Won lmhfl-WWM
HAROLD.
DON'T FORGET
TO TAKE THE‘
ASHES ON or
we FURNACE
By F. “A.
Something tolltink About
Keep On the Main Track
WALKER
The Wide Ribbon Girdle May Be
Uud to Give the Effect of the
New Indeterminate Walotlino.
EVERY twa or three months for
the last two or three years we
have heard most emphatic pre-
dictions that the "normal waistline
was returning," or even that a. Di-
mctolre waistline might come in.
And all the time the waistline, if
you can call it that. has been settling
itself more deterrninedly at the line
where the hips are broadest. It you
have any doubt of the tact that the
waistline has been getting steadily
longer just glance over a. file 0! any
fashion periodical.
Undoubtedly certain designers and
dressmakers and certain women
who have influence in the shaping o:
fashions have become very weary of
this lengthened waistline. I could
mention a half dozen well-known}!
and certainly well-dressed acts-ems
who .loathe the lowered waistline.
But all their opinions are to no avail.
Seemingly the Fates have decreed,
and in fashions we must accept the
inevitable with the tatalism of a
Mohammedan.
Now we are hearing hers and
there of the “indeterminate" waist-
line—«a waistline that is neither high
nor low, or rather a waistline that
may be regarded as nearly normal. ,
Earlier in the season Paquin brought
out a. Jacket as part of a. three-piece
suit that followed this idea. There
was a slightly bloused body portion
of the jacket extending only very
slightly below the normal waistline.
and this was attached to a shaped
bip band extending from this line to
a low hip waistline and fastening
snugly with five buttons and button-
holes. You might look upon this as
a sort of yoke. or as a. wide girdle.
Anyway it was a. sort of compromise
between the faction that will have
naught with anything but a low
waistline .1111 those others of us
who have wearied of the long
straight line from shoulder to hips.
What has been called the triple
waistline really anoint. to the same
Donut thing. Three narrow belts—-
notxnouthananinchandahalt
wide—are placed. one at about the
normal waistline, one at. a very low
hip waistline, and one midway be—
tween. with spocea 0! about an inch
between. This toolooks mtsaoom-
ptosniss.
Sometimes the same street is
achieved by means or a clever girdle
which any woman could make for
herself. giving _new line and oil-
houette to some long-waisted frock.
The sketch shows such a girdle of
metallic ribbon that is used to trim
one of the new black velvet gowns.
A fins lac. handkerchief shows in
'the pocket formed by the narrow
band at ribbon loops.
2: THE :-
HOUSEHOLD
was by suns urn-ammo:
WORTH-WHILE HASH.
ORN beet hash and prunes de-
C serve better treatment than
they have received: the very
fact. that they have survived on our
bills or fare after a generation or
so of maligning is sufficient proof
that they are really very good—or
at least can be. Oddly enough many
a poor boarding house keeper makes
a rule now never to serve either
prunes or corn beef hash as a. mat-
ter of pride, but these dishes flour-
ish on some of the best-planned
tablés.
Corn beef hash with poached eggs
makes a delicious hearty dish for
luncheon or supper. It may be too
hearty for an ordinary breakfast.
but Would be well chosen for the
breakfast to be served after an early
morning walk. .
To 53“) time the corn beef may be
put through the meat chopper. but
the potato-33 must be chopped in the
riltI-rnqillntlt't’l way. Til" corn b99f
shuttltl he lolzl~prcf "silly cooled in
tile liquor . ' it is cooked.
Thn i have been
( '{H {N w
"Ad of time
' cold and
IJ”"91'
ll
fie
Madness of Benetto
By MORRIS SCHULTZ
“. l“. him mince. Morin. 1t;
'tllen."
inc: madness"
[mo .amnty widow “Tum:
via ’S-Won yrrm‘s Benetto‘
V-wl “ltlt me. nnti as good
Hr'll mnrrf.’ lllI' nunm ll:l)'.l
ti." t-Iti funl—l‘lfly-i’tvc if
.\ lm en‘s ho‘g going luck
'l‘iiirtjr your! he's been in.
u mul made money. and
coins: bark. and all his
l‘;>,’]ll.“
llim nlnne. Marin," srtitl
'32- l‘ Tt’itnuusm
. :ln-l lit-hottn were friends
i -Ilm:. lietu‘tto c’xl‘rlnined
.qa:
Ar, i am growing old. And.
: Iv-t' “Dillil return with me
':.lv Maul i would make her
“'0 would have a fine
"in on the hills near Paler—
.. she will not come. And I
» u
I
tire on American, Bent-tin."
‘ i w-ntttrmi.
-. Am‘rit‘rm. yes. But the
'im homeland. it is always
kl; friend. it is madness if
I‘ut 1 long for the Sicilian
.liln blue. sea and the soft
mil the gray of the olive
'1 l long to are the. faces of
t'uwm I knew as children.
in this America. it is so
a», unsympathetic. I choke.
T-vrtmssn. Arid now that I
I i must see. my native land
. ._ tn nnd my days there.
c" .. repented all this to
\' l!“ wrung her hands again.
is mad, mad. talking about
"and vineyards." she said.
1s u but in a. vineyard to a
apartment with a Food
ur'l hot and cold water sim-
tilt‘nirtR a. faucet. instead of
pills from the spring.
I‘vrmttn think that I am going
to that. drudgery of my
~ marine-s. Maria. but R will
u H pass.“ said Tomasso.
The tool has taken his
r l‘ulerl'no. Seven 3'68" he
1 ui-‘h me. and as 800d 3’
no to be his wife. “'09 is
”Writes: Tomnsso and Maria
mm» on board the Mt- He
' . Ems: second cabin. He had
.‘ fl‘llllk. lie looked quite In
I n: he stood on the deck
‘1 ' way. gazing down super-
w= the returning immi-
t‘m steerage.
' tuiv you would not come.
M < till. "But when I have
' olive furm “(built my
w. I” write to you about the
' tin-w blur.- sky and 1116 gray
' rs, and then you will
.... madness," whispered
‘ l" his sister. “Pay no at-
t” "l How. “A“ visitors
We stewards were shout-
.tm: to Benetto. “A!"
the onyx-41
manic gem, 1 “d no:
love and those who wear it n
fear 5931mm”
the most
is th
The nuclei! 1
sored a nowand gucmdm "£6 to-
Eiififfimfii‘... .m m .....
syrtllli‘m'y"i is today’g color. and was
believed by t
the world look 1’0” C
Write to you: you will understand
They went ashore. Weeks passed,
they grew into months. Only one
letter had come from Benctto. Then
ll" rnused writing.
"\\'o shall never sen lionctto
‘n:u.rt," unilod Marin. wringing hf'r
llnlltlfl. "Seven years my bmrder,
not! i looked forward to our old age
tugether. Now he is lost to us for-
err-r,"
'l‘nmassn was afraid that was the
case. He tried to comfort his sin—
Ii'i‘. hut in vain. Anti grudually they
became rr-t‘nncilerl to Bcnclto's loss.
l’rnhnlnly he lmvl marriedw—certninly
he was on his farm by now, happy
in his madness.
A your after Benetto had sailed
there came a knock at‘tho door.
Marin opened it. There stood
Benetto.
But how changed! He. wore a
stylish sack suit. he was clean-
shnrcn. and in his huttonhoie there
was pinned a tiny American flag.
Maria and Tomassn cried out. and
both fell about his neck.
“Eh, well," said Benetto sheeplah.
iv. “I have come back. Everything
has changed at'home, it was all very
disappointing. They are very primi-
tive people round about Paloma."
“But the farm—1’" hazarded To-
sso.
mil have sold it. You see. when I
was there I pined for the sun and
blue skies of America. and—and for
you. my friends. And I am not used
to Sicilian ways of living. So I have
rented a fine five—room apartment
uptown. with a. splendid janitor. and
._.and you must live with us when
we are married. Tomasso." .
Then they knew that Benetton
madness had passed.
a, minute MARSHA“-
LAPIB-LAZULI
it
AY is meant for brides.
otllzo ancient. beliefs governing
its Jewels—thew lapis-lasuli and
re to be observe: “I“
-lazuli. which is s .-
The iapls is symbolic of faithful
and will be sure of
ancy of their loved ones.
The onyx is the natal stone. and
e emblem of a. happy marriage.
ts believed that it as-
y married couple of a.
P810 9‘“ he Orientals to make
claret! to tfioie
IATEVER your purpose lnl
life‘s endeavors may be. make
it .1 point to shun the side-
trntrk at some isolated wayside sla-
tion in the woods.
Avoid all roads that turn from
the main thoroughfare. having no
destination. or connection with ”it:
great world of end’vot', where
thought anti industry are masters,
soaking each hour it) advance.
create. achieve, and make. mankind
\tiecr and better.
Keep on the main track. “'atch
the signals that you may move safe-
ly nhertd. Open the throttle of your
l‘rnin and drive with all the speed
that you can command. Disregard
Hie snecrs and jeers of those nar-
row souls who (‘fillltl exult. in your(
' failure and would like. to see you‘
side-tracked amour: the brambles.
Keep going through the gray fogs
and white blizzard-s. Let the im-
pelling force which is spurring you.
fill your heart with cheer.
Show the world that you are a
person of courage, and it will ad-
mire and applaud j-‘fill. though at3
your start it. may have looked upon , through with flying colors to tht:
you coldly, {end of your journey.
Be brave when sorely tried. when
:llotly null brain are wearietl anti
l‘uu feel that all the elements of
opposition seem arrayed against
you. Purge from your vocabulary
the world "impossible." and press on
in faith to live a heroic life.
He or she who stops on a Bld9~
truck to ‘remne. never can hope :-
urrivc at the destination of distinc-
tinn.
The grand terminal is not destined
in the scheme of things to be his
or her (lower. '
It is only those who journey on
the main highway and hold evcr-
lostlnulv to noble ideals to feel
the. thrill of victory and the joy
of .1 life that has been well spent
in fruitful endeavor.
. It is for you to choose in the be~
rinning or your career whether you
shall stick in the main track, or
turn aside on a. rusty \viltlwood spur
that takes to nowhere
Keep this in mind today. tomor—
row and every day of your existence.
Let the remembrance of it give you
enduring strength to hold to the
main track which will carry you
'nse lad across the
M118 hymns: The mall-i=3
oncein a while it! she‘s never seen a copy
of the Hague Tribunal.‘
her father bri
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NY MOTHER
USED 7?? SIM: a.
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their to fetid i; vv"nr lvrfore pi'ir‘fmz it
wt tiin‘ I:
:u» nmvlm
ml platter. If you have
1: you will fizvi that it
will l): mu :1 casier to brown and
{will nw-r Ult' hash in this than in an
- oralitwt‘y frying pun.
I'm ‘c' t?)'- basis (an the platter in
the to? of the ow-n and proceed with
the eggs. Place
ban trims bloc}: velvet frock. A them on top of the roll of hash. As
fine lace handkrrchief in pocket a relish to FPE‘Vt‘ with corn beer hash.
famed by the loops of ribbon isicntsun or “'orcestershire
_ . sauce
part of trimming. would be appropriate.
0 _n_ ___I.._ _______.
By INEZ KLUMPH
“ F course you‘ve heard about
Colleen Moore's ‘Flaming
Youth‘ luncheon, given just
before she left for New York. The
invitations announced that Warner
Fabian, the mysterious author of
the book on which the picture was
based. would be present. and every-
body was thrilled at the thought.
People have been wondering ever
since the book came out who the
author was. you know; they were
certain that he was a well-known
writer. but couldn't find out who.
"So. of course. the news that he‘d
be at the luncheon was very thrill-
ing. Imagine the excitement when
it was discovered he was Just an-
other man in disguise!
“Colleen had a. marvelous time in
New York, but was so rushed of! her
feet. that she hadn't time to think.
She bought wonderful clothes and
went to dozens of new plays, trying
to find something that she could do
in pictures. but couldn't find a thing.
"She managed to find time to have
her hair clipped. so that it’s done in
the new shingle style—awfully bo-
eoming to her. And she saw dozens
and dozens of people who are im-
portant in a business way. and even
stole out a tow hours to go to the
six-day bicycle race.
“0! course, everyone in town wont
to it at some time or other: I think
it's the queemst thing. the way peo-
ple take up a sport that's been run-
ning along for years, and make it
awfully fashionable. Prize fights
came in for theirs some time ago.
and now the six-day bicycle races
are the latest thing. Mrs. Harrlman
was there the night I went, and
gave a prize of one hundred dollars
for two mile sprints. and they re-
sulted in a jam. when on: team stole
a. lap on the rest of the field. and
two riders bumped into each other.
right in front of me. and were
knocked absolutely senseless.
‘ "Colleen was tired to death the
night she dropped in there after the
theater. but recovered enough to on;
103' the race.
“Arch Reeve. the Famous Plays"-
Leaky publicity director. is another
California. movie person who's burn-
ing up New York. He's found all
sorts of places that New Yorkers
never knew about, and has rushed
around and done a lot of business in
between seeing the town. Every-
body hates to see him leave for the
Coast."
"I hear that John McCormack is
the most devoted husband that‘s
ever startled New York." I com<
mented, returning to Colleen. "They
tell me that he‘s bought Colleen a
gorgeous house, and gives her every-
thing either at them can think or.”
“Yes. but he balked at one thing,"
the Flapper retorted mysteriously.
“There was just one single thing he
wouldn't do for her. He wouldn't
take her to see John Barrymore in
'Hamlet."‘
LYRICS of LIFE
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
A DECA LOGU E.
Be brave-there will be things to
daunt you:
Be strong—~there will be much to
do:
Be kind—there Will be those who
want you;
Be good—for others follow you.
Four words—with all of heaven in
them;
Four words-that all of earth ex-
press:
Men need no more their crowns to
win them,
To win their crowns men need no
less.
Brave hearts—they will not win who
tslmr;
Strong arms—they will not win
who tire;
Kind hands—that help and do not
alter:
Pure souls—amid a world of mire.
You need no more. no sounding
phrases.
Youmeed but these. well under-s
stood:
To know God's love. to bear men's ,
praises. ‘ .
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