" ti know what. I
I mv who. needing s
.’ . . no bones about
wt livr mayor or ”tel
".wurito newspaper to?
rm.- {nr her out at:
w: mile-s.
- mung. I oion‘t think
4
l
n Mn ,1 poor fish._
.t-liish. Having the.
The backbone 0!!
m. 'hn \ctter .eent'
in: pnrt by fhal
mixinevi‘, con—
i‘v-uucst. I ML“
ur-nilmt‘nlal.
"t : 1‘."
:1 »1 Nov
4'lll"
‘ for :~'m1r‘r|ft
mums other than
known vine'a
“"HILLl :ittv-nvics are 1
\ vrnvn tvliu have hus-
‘v llvnrv" tin-m. and
. I;‘t\'¢‘ wiwn want. tn.
,' .imwint men and l
i
l
".l‘hHH:
:n mnrrjf hnnnr-
«if “19".an
ill”
7Y1."(li".“
a "he tin-mt type in
~vniild lke to hear
::~:ur i‘nrty. mmbly
. «damned.
~ «(Y'Hlp '0 do nhabby
l woman.
.. w.’ '\ marine en-
~11. 'rnm furniture for
lll'l -lll
inrwntlv
u)"
1 nru'ni town, and ,
i
I
Ilm virtues t
,.«i tin ashamed of
»i~ lrw I'ute hustmnd
‘nn that beautiful!
when l camel
: ‘lmt «ems to me to}
uuwtii- romantic. ;
~..'. read it through
. v.-..1 there we. more
he zmd eye.
- .: anioved one line
‘2 i think she would
» with: for another.
r", ‘he Kiri. who‘ve
tin nrnmtse of one.
'li‘lf‘." vnu'.‘
r.:t’s fill: like these!
.
. , ”n:
~ . awn and bache-
‘ "Host .‘tnrrihle cxam-i
' ntli‘ selfishness.
— hand. she mav not.
--'~ I". one. For, it you.
on?
notice. not a mention is made of my
perfection other than her mm. I!
this is the case. however. she is en-
titled to another chance. like the
met. at us who picked a lemon in the
garden at love. (Don't ell spook at
once.)
But regarding her own perfection
‘rmd her virtues—well. ehc'a got to
chow use.
And it I were a sailor men and
ever read in my favorite paper of a
widow and an apertment full at (ur-
niture going cheap. I should require
her to answer the following ques-
tions to the best of her ability:
l. «fan you provide any documen-
tary or other evidence supporting
your claim to ex-perfer‘t witedom?
"an any of your in-lnws vouch for
some?
a
-. In mnrnents nt temper (it any)
at you lieble to make cutting re-
marks about girls in every port?
3. Are all your good virtues really
comfortable to live with?
4. I! I turned out to be not half
so perfect me your late husband
:would you remind me o! it more
. than once a day?
And supposing her mewers were
satisfactory. and she turned out to
be quite a decent sort and nearly all
she'd cracked herself up to be (nil
of it wwld he too good to be true).
W't mono-e I‘d venture.
Nice anilormen. “decently educat-
ed. peso-my good-looking, who
would not stoop to do shabby actions
or insult a. wanton." are in great de-
mand among tho-e women who m
.still mucking to the more neturnl. it
old-fashioned. habits
attracting.
Ami l’vo :nt an idea that I'd think
it rather shsbby to follow up what.
rater all. is only rm ingenious. and
cheaper, variation of the matri-
monial agency advertisement.
So tor a. I can see. the results
are bound to be pretty much the
sumo.
Equally disappointing and equally
dangerous.
That. however. is what you'll never
get these women to understand.
_It my be necessary for lonely
spinners and widow: to ldODt this
method of getting a husband. but I
shall retuee to believe that a. mu!
in match or :1 wife finds it neces-
snry.
Ladies.
of husband -
young. pretty. rem-er.
,oharming. capable, and respectable.
are a drur in the matrimonial mar.
lent.
—
— -
SHORTSTORY
He Shot Wright’s
By EDWARD LEVINE.
Win/right. 192.1. by The McClure Nmper We
is. Sergeant. i didn't!
\ right. “What would I.
' ’ .111 Wright for? He.
I? frwrzds. and l! I haw.
ailing at his housel
was murdered. (hull
Aim-~13 mutter. g
*vw‘ \ ‘in'. I owed him‘
linllnrm and he “I
‘ 'nr money, and it met!!!
" ‘ziln, “fright was. but;
. it. ’ n'lll him. I'm rial
PM! o
inmaeliber.
: : buy um mi? rol
«tel! Against lawn-l
'llat was dinners-6?,
,. Wright'u dog With it- '
-. 'm- wsY. wt 1
‘,,\T“ITV murderou- when
L: \Vright'. door tint
Ldml! I had a gun. but MB.
HAY“ used it. I just
rxcmen him into giving
it rmit thoullnddollafl.
"m a hound. a In“
""‘lYlll'P—YOU knew that
'r‘li‘l"
'hilii‘iz at. me. and my:
0 unrtrung I just and
w. ; do with tho M67"?
» 10 point. scrceent- 1‘
\Vright'd door And runs
.' wmirsn I bed no m
: llflil been In“ M ‘
.i I" And no I thought
*I\ Then I looked fl "’9
. mund.
-n.~- rm queer an 0'". to
wit m-utn lying the".
anklnx how Wfld Wm
v if. and now in 1::
r m.- letting it, on i
um. And no i curried
rvntum‘s boa? I”, a.
.. 1-1;. street we. m
r mm anybody-
..w i got than m“
:nnt and COIM- Th.
.. w ~ '3:
'* :imu b10067 Oh no. .
we! the net in. it their!
1mm t niche it up. I“
.lil agony it MW 1"
.. m badly, but mm it u
n mark? Why. I W
'nll ll
ti ivy new. You use. the! ..
103“" ago. and m M
r; at... ml!" 0‘-
I
“‘ell. mt mutlm- I go?
at the bottom of one of my Nd!-
l‘d teke you there, only I did it in
the citric. and cen't remember where
it was. You'll find the-animal's body
there. Butw! course all this has
nothing to do with Wright. and you
can't prove anything on me. I didn't
see him on the day he was mur-
"The bullet is the same caliber as
my pistol? Nothing warning in
that. Most of tho-e pistols are the
Yes. I guess that'll be
ill. Surgeon. Andnow I my go.
myn‘t I? ’A few more questions?
aim .
certmym I round digging at the
bintomotmraildlntnight? Why.
I no hint! at worried about that
dog. You see. eithmgb I'd killed it.
lteemeteuuintherdgbtmdut
beside my bed. And last
5. I thought I'd burn
$513."? But I couldn‘t find it. I
forget where I'd buried it. I told
tut.
yo'n'Yau’ve got nothing to show me
By all m Ber-
nt. I've told you a straight
story. and I guess ym‘n stifled.
can't you? No. I repent once
more. Immwnxmmaogm
buried it: and it came yowiing slid
W“ me
didn't "eot Wright. Don’t lmow
about it. This way? Cer-
lid 1' do with the at?
mined the our in e m
in the atom. W 1-
. llllilil
AWAY FPO/‘7 HE]?
Ms F/Iasrw/VCPA/vrs.
MOTHEIJLS 50y /5
/8A P/DLV cream/VG
l.
» H
I .
.__—_——By F. A.
T 011th to he the purpose at "v-
[ery mm and woman :ii tx‘iiu’.«
ever place in life he in- an» mziy
occupy. to be contented. m St‘hk con-
tent each day and to inspire unn-
tent in other».
\V'tiy squander our precious hour"-
in unhappiness, pursuit: tantulizmt:
grievances that mark our t'nsv- ‘.\'lth
uzly lines and sear our he'vrts zxttii
Harrow of our own making? \V'iiy
go on from day to day with frown-
ing countenances which ll‘lSIPLll'l.
should bear a message at their .tmi
love?
Something to Think About
To Be Contented
amid
WALK“
Tu .e imnzent. W” must no, ding?!“
mil mindful of the feelings of uur
:‘niow heinizs. Trut- heart's ease
(‘omvs from charity. clean and
i'hcertul activity of bath body and
mind.
content. who awake: the
:omi .n himself said in those around
him. and sees that this quality of
nxceilcnce is key! ever brizht and
productive at ennohling thoughts
deeds.
lie is content who in ever actu-
ated by the Golden .Biile. ever reach-
iiv i,“
“in: out .1. helping hand to ease the
To excel in making nne’s self com- ;
placent. and at the same time to nt- ;
ter the most delicate homaL'c to
others. ought, indeed to he line's
constant aim. even though one mm‘
tall in
the tarzet.
“)llrt‘lens of mankind. irrespective at
rm-e. creed or position. He has
within him the divine essence from
”which maul resignation and serenity
an exczting moment in hit:
“’ords and acts are about all we;
vomnlm'ce. the frivolous flapper. the
have to go and come upon in this
brief axistence. The}.
them in their expression ever-v nun-
ceit’able human emotion. and an»
ought always see to :t that
play no par in discontent tn nur-
selves or to others.
carry with‘
they j
:trn made: the patience that en-
lllli‘Os until the curtain drops upon
tho final act.
The habitual idler. the grumbling
man or the woman who forgets his
or her marriage vows. the doubtimr
Thomas, the iiemmcr and the scot-
‘Ier. never :l‘ndn place in life where
:ntimar‘i' with soul—tranquility is
: pnssxhio
The}- are notorious for sour die-
It may he a. difficult thing tomin'
when we are sorely tried ‘17: passion.
pride and selfishness. ‘nnt it we go
about our duty in the richt smirit no
one rnn mistake mir well-meant l. -
tention.
. and
, 91-01271
positions. evil tongues and; gross
nehavior. lacking the genial sweet-
ness that imparts peace to the mind
cheers the heart with the sav-
‘zylessinz oi amiable content.
Pmag’elnufledasgmdascam,
‘Wbastarfilwmmémclam
nth-ad.
A 6000 one.“
One man
000k.
Another a. leader of leaders:
One man prints :1 sign and mother
a book.
But each has his circle of readers.
Amnonathronearamnina
ditch.
Whichever he ir-isrx't vital;
There‘s only one my to tell either
from which,
And it isn't a matter or title.
is a king. and another I.
The world has experienced curious
kings ~
Kings. frankly, Who flounder and
blunder:
The world has had cooks who mad.
excellent things.
“'hose soups were
wonder.
So that's the distinction that counts
in the end.
The bishop. the barber. the digger:
Bad king or bad cook—well, I ask
you. my friend.
“'liicli you really
beggar?
an absolute
consider the
The man on the bridge, or the man
in the hold.
The man in the coat. or the tailor.
“’hatever the task. it the truth
could be told.
Who is better. the. captain or
sailor?
A man now and then may look down
upon me;
I never have. yet. understood one.
What matters what any man hap—
pens to be. v
As long as a man is a good one?
WWW” ~‘
v.about the skating
IV 11 volume dealing with the ms_igifi Of 1923 is m3! it is 0ft?“ made
tory of dress in the nineteenth
ccntur'y. published in Germany a.
few years ago. one of the most in-
teresting o: the numerous cuts he-
produced from old periodicals is a
sketch of a group of women skaters
made twenty-live years ago. One
wonders whether these wide. long”
skirted indies can really he slmting.’
and then whether fashions have
really changed so enormously in :1
quarts-r of a centurv as this sketch ”he” f‘w ”mung" sime expert
. . r .. .. . -
wouln indicate. Could any or us Skmers 333““ »"‘;‘ .hat then can
‘ 'manaze much easier and be quite
have spent our girlhnndé against a
bitcitgmund of costumes such as
these costumes that somehow seem
more remote than the robes of
Grecian and Roman women two
thousand years 3201‘ Rth they: .m-
dainty little ladies. these szilcrs
who keep their balance in this pic-
turr of 1598. and snmehnw their
coiled and puffed hair seemed to
stay in place thnuzh the crowns of
their hats made‘ no prrterise at
really crowning their heads and
their wide long: skirts annarmtlv
didn't capsize in the Wind. and thpy
managed to keep their ear-3 warm'
with their funnv little ”neck nieces" .
and their hands warm inside their
muffs not much hlgzer than lutklnz~
powder tins. *
What a. r-hange in skating mstiini— '
cry since then:
You can see her. the skating girl
of today. in the sketch—dressed
with such perfect good sensr___vm_k
sans the odium that used to :ittachi
l
I
l
This skating frock in wool plan! is'
handed tom: solid color.
WISH I had a dog." sighedi
I the Flapper. as she selected
the one piece of candied fruit:
that I particularly wanted. "The
Christie Where arc so much in-
7 j: rim!
To' senior.
g. mtunsu skint-mu.
TURGUOISE.
, DAY’S talismam'c gem and
natal stone are the sane-tin
turquoise. In ancient times
few women wore it, but we are 35v
sat-ed b7: the legend: that it my be
worn if it keeps its blue color: it it
turns green one shouldn't WW it.
According to the ancients. it drives
away evil and brings good fortune
to those who can wear it and keep
it blue. It is said that the greatest
good incl: entries to those who see
the new moon reflected in itq sur-
:5...
Dark blue is today’s color. but it
worn by a woman on this day. is be-
lie-red to bring lam ‘ in love a..--
F
fairs.
The magnolia: is W‘s flowir'.
m by” Young. grit it is symbolic
at modesty. ,.
1:: ed in dogs that I'd like to have
one so that I (:01)le meet them. \
"0! course, (11”3' make awfully
good. con'Iedies. and deil in real es-
tate. and are pillars of the town—-
those are the things that interest
most people about them. I‘m inter-
ested in their comedies. and I think
their real estate deals are wonderful
——you know. they let the people who
are in their companies invest money
in real estate. and the people make
helps and. heaps of money that way.
They're sound. substantial business
mu. and evcrs'hody’s awfully Mud
0! them.
“But it's their dogs that interest
me. They have prize winners. you
knew. and if there's a dog show any-
where the;- stop work and rush of!
to it. Add thcy’vo done :1 great deal
for dog shows in general every—
where. by [I11 interest they take
themselves and by the interest they
get other peone to take.
"they got the illm stats 1129 had
dog that would come in the' stars'
dogs’ dam at shows». That sounds
very moticated 1 know. but read;
it isn't; Charlie. Ray gave: a cup——
lie-has an Airedale. you know—mud
ever a many ozhar people did—E!-
tiett Dexter. nor imtar’ce. who has a
mmous nix-fire dos: that he breach
trout Germany. That
"great eat of interest in the public,
and it’s «'1 due to the Christos lie-f
in; so pithlisrsplrfied.
"I with I in} ti t'rltinge‘te’nsp'w
412;: and 3 13:011.}:- ‘-'.' 1 3r: th- in}: .
things ..-;hout which m'.’ 1390.3 u:
dreary-7' mag... The wt; wouldn’t do
. Lsyelitseil. to everything called sensible
“do Her Fun and Heavy Cont? in dress-
Equite without any fur. and the girl
{who skates seldom
’neckplece m-
:thouzh. as they say. minds are re-
_ turning to fashion.
{chooses .1 Whole-n one.
groom}:
ian encumbrance if» cnm'.
of a muff, she dons woolen leVcs.
iThe inn: mutt ur. the heavv mm: 05
lam: description has heen laid on the’
,warm enough with a Lt'll’n short and
‘s‘cant suit all‘ frock.
'is needed it is
cashmere or all “"‘(Il stockings ML
Sheath the
knitted vnnl silk
truck—which tnkn‘t up \'Pl‘_" little
rnnm. \vcizhs 'ml" .‘l for mmccs.
‘hiit gives as much additional real
UT
N walled mull park was something
: shop.
. mvstrriwm :ibi‘rut Et—ilin {Ruling was
.tmnrdinarv mud and that much de-
rt-arth and
. fUElPT'r' r-nrti
you and several nf i-our friends:
‘ Then thorn :ll‘“ mini prcnaraxlnns
chOIISE‘J in jars: l'i‘v‘l‘lF' to apply. This
,muri is still tn Ellivo‘ speriuily bene-
; iicinl «immune.
"Twill? ‘lllnll it is :1 20nd nlan m an-
. mt: out him 1,
= The in": first be bathed
. with :1 start vlozzi w. i; from hot
water. an". after (it's thoroughly
flit-anew] with Man-l 50am.
’ or 50:} p
' the
‘ quict’.
‘ better
‘ closed.
_‘m;t this '3
gwnv tn rcmnvn the mini 13 to press
it; moistened ('lnlh scams: the face
lfnr a. few minixtcs.
' flunk xvii! 0an of! without Iiifficnlzy,
. day.
#THE FILNT
FLAPPER
SAYS—
symanum
W34
aw...
One of the most interesting things
costume of the
’i.u'»£.u...tml.¢.. .5...» , .
makes use of
mnfi’ of fur. even
mu...“ ‘rw-i ‘w .. tun
V «than .um‘hwiW» a» .miiauwwrwn m u...‘
For a scar! she
long and
removable and not
lmteml
easily
ml“ .
i.’ extra warmth
"uldmi by way of
hizli imnts or as .1
warn beneath the
trim
WMWIIIM/IW/
warmth to tho skater :15 3| fur coat.
HOUSEHOLD
mm Br ANNE ”fractious:
MUD AND BEAUTY.
many rears .1ch the m-
that,
side tho
seldnm‘ r-ssnvn'i
walls at
was
"YEP
four
'l‘hern
on: -
hermit?
sums-thin: rather
the
that the mud used was most. ex-
panded an 1113 wav it was applied.
Now :myo'w and everyone can have
.1 mud park at hnmn :or Yb“ price of
.1 iiftPrn-rr-nt packuze a! tuller’s
:t {92v rlrnps nf licnznine.
flflPPn-r‘r‘nl variance at
“‘25; prnvlde packs for
Ami {ii I
“’hfilG‘I'e‘!‘ «or: of mud pack you
My." :t about ::
lied—if pass.
.1 Lmizr before cent; to
“or ;ust before go—
- '1 1r wmd.
simull
Hf course
if you nine-‘2 '0 amp on your face it
may he PlPflZlSl‘HI l “.9 'wo Hf vlons-
in: cream. Roma r- :1” vronm
hafnrr- Exrzznnm: with- the
part—2. Dry tlmt‘nuzhi'f. auxi then.
beginninr: wzih the forehead. cover
the face l-nlll‘r‘!\‘ with the mud.
Sonm women ‘ :3. silver butter
spreader, clothes pin is
prnlu‘hlg' matte-r. T\. .e the mud :s
-..ir_v.n;-—prn‘zut-.il;: titlecn minutes—-
fawn must he km: perfectly
Snmo wrrnmi :‘Drtv! While it is
whtie «zilizrs contvzui that
results 1!"? nhu‘ilnmi when
relax entirely with the eyes
...
‘lise
but :1 sh!
Grit-r12.
they
becomes
.lrawmg
nlurmus,
As the mud
there will ho :1
no: i
hardened
sensation.
A simple
when the mud
the rcmm'nl of the mud
should be gently robbed
This may hp left an
the and 01‘ the
Followin’:
tho fnco
With r-rcam.
the fare it it is at
me much stood. I'll admit, but with d
puppy i would it i around to dog
shows .1 bit "
3'51). 5. .
Tar-mg Lav an?” the we.» sans-
h m 7!.2326 5472?"! wife”! TIM-Kai."
-tie lea-.3 1;”: .r .a. raw " . . :
, ,. .7 .