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R B. KYNE
”1121;111:111; S on the Sin of hypocrisy
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» omfihorwouldr hm moths
9'But'8kmuer could énly Bicep on
moaning that he had been ruined
and finally. when I couldn't help but
gather that he blamed me for his
ruin and not his own walknees, I
slunk back to my own omce. Pretty
soon our late assistant cuhlerahow-
ml and I sent him out on a. round
of the pool rooms to collect our
winnings. so I drew down my thou-
sand and gave him the remulmier,
on condition that he sink it llIn a
home P. D. Q.. and marry the girl.
He promised to do that and all was
as merry as a marriage bell when a.
"7 munch < 115mm. . inc we:
-Mfl;wuxftb me, ‘trom- the‘ furry“;
horde-racing {athei- and road. as
nearly as I can remember, as' fol-
lows: ' T '
"Alden P. Ricks.
258 California St..
San Francisco, Cal.
‘My boy. assistant cashier your
employ. telegraphed mo ten thou-
sand dollars yesterday to bet on his
old man's race horse. I know my
bOY has not got ten thousand dol-
lars to bet and besides I raised him
a gentleman and taught him to play
the races for sport and ‘not for n
o , .- ,
queer about 131316331 non glen. Ln.
vestigato my boy and- report stop he
used to have sufficient not“ cease
to figure on accident: in (race and
hedge his beta so. feeling {9“ be is
no longer mentally responsible I 311.!
not place his bet yesterday and am
returning the money.’
"Well. gentlemen, I let out a
whoop of pure, unadulterated Joy
and sent for Skinner. lie came in,
looking like he'd been fed through
a concrete mixer and without a word
I handed him the telegram. He
read it. lornéd to our late assistant
cashier and said:
do you mean by letting in )lr.
fileks’ once? It h't quitting time
yet.. Get buck Into your can: ““1
help the m butane. his earn:
"And the: we: the and o! thnL
l cured m of_ beta; n hypocrite
and mum in 3 little Christi“
charity. which 3 n commotion dc.-
voutedly to b. Mod."
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Reproduction ProNIltec.
Mother—“Johnny.
companions 3m?”
try to.”
Ana-Ling that ”It
Ice blanket. ave ice, but do not
allow it to cool the objects put in
the box. because only in melting
(cone some.
a. w
Johnny—"No. mother. ‘ M
water underlie the m 1 ,
that arteslan well: could up.
a French engineer club-l thug
areas there will some Gay .0
over into fertile post-n.
Female alligators lay tron 55.
60 eggs and bury them to I19
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‘ ' etched an .
' giggles to be wornf at Lgke'PlaCId and
- the '-latest-novelt1es , rom ans. . , _ V V
11 .. ‘ u‘al onerous amount of Harper's Bazar fie-
Also tne us g the December issue w1th the first
— table in ~
hon made no , .1 of SophisticatedNeW York- hfe by
chapters of a new novel
Mildred Cram.
‘ Well wor
V ' Metro olitan society at the opening of the opera
cadets Of djkdescrib'ed. Then there are Winter. sports
Main floor
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th the price, 50c. Book yepamcnt.
St; Moritz and
House, by Willis F. J ohnson, $1.75.
“'Life of P. T. Barnum,” by M. R._Werner, $4.
“Where Are'We Gding?” by David Lloyd George, $3.
“Book off-Sports and Games,” edited by Walter
Camp—Author of the “Daily Dozen."
“How to Play; Pung Chow,” by L. L. (Hm, $2.
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Volley balls. 32:50 to
$6.50
- S ' sweaters fOr men,
$6 $13.50.- -
Shaker knit sweaters fa:
men, roll collars, $12-50, ..
1301;11an 251: to a].
Indmn" ‘ clubs,\50c €081,
ll.
rem loot. from _‘ ,
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1. l ‘H , “I‘M-grass of Kentucky. He boy entered with a telegram which living stop I fear there is something " ‘Look here, young man, what are? Shah? China on; M 3min” e ea 0 ~3
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. «1111121111 flint l"ISC to win. and to hot
”11111 him .:.~ :1 mutter of principle, . -
11111'111111:"::1110 enter a horso and not 7
,. 1111.1 .111 1-;111 was dishonorable. its
'1 . 21.1 4"".‘111: (‘Ilu's friend: who {
t,“ “"3" to bank a gentleman‘s ‘ i;
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1.. ~11 :11 1! mo 1l11.-l1rl1gr;un. so I bet ' ‘ " ' >
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’ J .V1“i‘~~ 1‘ lnlt phone call from Skl.in':r. thh
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1-11‘. --1 -- .1 our late assistant ’ ‘
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all an; 1r“: H'l'ur 1! HZ" ”I W ““9 4' '3“ . . n . . . . 3
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11. 11' -» f? “x W- -‘l<"'""" 11“" M" ‘I And our prmcs are so moderate that they offer unbellevably fine values. Gift thoughts - _ ;
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11 (INTI, l 111 '11» {.1119 minim, hull attractive ofiCI‘lng81 ' from the home I.
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M", v 1.111 11mm 11.51. 1-11.» - 't erland of sheer daintv Madeira of fine pure linen good old U. S. A. and they are of finest sheer lmen 1n 0 Sport
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1"- :l ‘ 1 1 .\.I. “.1 mg. 131)}; it‘liuxllgs‘lt. (-11:11: hem embrpldCer 1n dalnty 3:ng 10 S on P 9 every bit of the value Of the Price $1. exchanged after Chrlstmas
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,, 1. .1 .,.»,,1.1 :l1o‘\’-l'\l‘ 1:11-1- ltmts, 35c. . If they do not .
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‘ 1 1. 1‘; .11111111: 111111» Hunk. Handkerchlefsl Handkerchlefsl! Handkerchlefs..l .The assortments are big and varied and artxstrc and Sims $1.50 to $8.75. ;,
J H 7‘ 3 1 1 11 51:: ‘- ““1 3"“ "“‘r” -’“"""">"' ft ctive and all the other fine things that people are tellmg us about them—but watch the crowds ‘about 131118 586 . ’ l 50c t $1 65
1 '1 1 ~ ’ " m “w “hm“ ' , -' re Y don’t need to be told that the finer ones are bemg picked rlght now. Shop early. Sh P0 es, 0 ' ' ~ ..
3.12111 ~ " 1"3';““‘“'1 "“"1 “‘3' {610“ every day—- 0“ 111.111 110... 7 . , ' Hockey sticks.$1 to $2.50. 7 .-
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‘11.. r r. 7 f1.1‘1- :1211‘1o‘l.1~:f )0122‘ 1:3 W313“? . O r ’ ‘ » 7‘ WlnSlOW Ice Skates, $1 to -‘ a i
1 1-1 v1 m‘ t 1'11): 1'11": {\ll-l l (1"“1't 1““? 3‘ bl sorr ' f d b ks th t . ‘ 5’ II
11W mm“. m 1.1... Fme stanonal‘y G00 00 a $4.50. . 1:
‘ ho , 131:1! . (:1, givfiicyglfifl , - . . . Golf hose, 856 to $6. 1 'g g
‘ “:1‘1 21v E 1‘1“er 1.; . VJ“? ‘0 rc' ' '. 1 rl I “’ b L35 t gm 3 '1
‘1 .‘1 1~ $41119“: ‘hnt yunf'e \Vhfi Out 10 " '. fl t d mte b g fn dShlp GOIf elu S, $ 0 . . kn?
‘ ' Hum-Dr's. l 114:1. Hln 1:111 a winninglrnuc i: th: , -- ‘ re ~ ec S goo n 118 en 8 G’Olf bags, $3-50 to $16.50. a
r 1. 1.1-: 1 1.1 ' " :t'ld nn‘y 039' 3" ’* . . . ' . . _. . "t
X 31,11 ' I .. 1 1:117:11 stuck her tongue .. - The names of “Hurd’s,” “Wlntmg” and “Eaton, Here are a few of the so-called glft books of pecuhar Footballs. Sac to $8.75. "
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“"W‘ Crane and Pike” are names that negd 11110 mtrogucpon *0 Interest: ' Basketballs, $2 to $12.75. - a ‘
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“_.‘_.“‘"""* “" 731059 who. know “Slat IS clgriecgvznhave bought most3 of “The story of the Bible” by Hendnk Van Loon. (3011- Basketball shoe8,- $3.75 ;
~,~;~,.....,~....., 1 .ducmg Its—from t e59 19a 6 6 _ 1') . assorted tints taim‘ng over 150 black and wlnte illustrations and'16 full and $425. . 1
3. ,g x u. - ir newer product all m fancy oxes 1n 1 t - 1 _$- ' ’ ’ 7' 1‘ "
11 , 1 1; _ . f $1 t $3 50 a box. page 1) a es 1n co or, o. _ Basketball Jerse. ys, $2.25 , {o
‘ 1i " ’ nd mth or, w1thout cards, rom . o .' _ ' H 1 . . , to $3 25 ,, 1 ,_ i
\ Many pretty boxes 0f paper 1n vamed shapes and “Ventures 1n Book Collectmg by Wflham Arnold, ' ’ - ,1
izes 24 cards and 24 sheets of paper Wlth 48 matclung who for years was one of the foremost book men of Amer- uggsketball trunl 5, $1 to' l:
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. V 10a 3.50. a . t l EA :
envelopes for $1' . Main floor ’ a: ' ' . ,, . , » Boxing gloves, $3 to i
' ‘ . , The Ploneer West, narratlves of the westward $13 50.. - .
Chrlstmas Harper 8- marcrh °f empire, $2-50- Ballet skates 1225 ~ 1*
. “The Amerlcamsm of Theodore Roosevelt? selec- Snow shoes, $10 to $1250 11*
. Bazar _ now on, $316 $28 fromlus own wntmgs edited by Hermann Hagedom, Punehing bags, $5.50 to 2 “
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{__ , .. . - - ' . 14.50. - ’ 1
1 "~ . ' ' mart wmter fashions a pears . . . . .$_ . ’
’ 4,8101%“ Pageant 0f 5 ~ 9 . “The Info of Warren G. Hardm " from the am 1c 31 cles to
U ember Harper’s Bazar. The costumes worn .by . 1 , v , cy , ‘
11 cc . hfe of the farm to the glamor and power of the Wlute
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