B! INEZ KLUMPH “ HERE‘S a new play on T Broadway that somebody is going to make into a peach r»! a picture." the Flapper told me sol-mnly. as she joined me in my . armor of the Algonquin. "it's Avery anwrmd‘s latest effort. ‘thtle Miss pmohmrd,‘ and it would be perfect fill“ Constance Tolmadge or BebeJ inniele. it's screemingly funny, you know. and is almost shocking. and 7.: never quite. The censors would View die to get their scissors into it. 1.th there's not a thing their scissors mum touch. . "lt’s the story of a girl who isn't r‘ll‘rled at all. and yet has two hus- Mnds. One charming young man “hm has a wife and young daughter appears at the apartment of another rleliahtful chap. well-known song «Titer, and tells the second man that he‘s married a «beautiful girl that morning under the song writer's name. He says he hasn't really in- tended to do it—it Just happened. The second man raves and storms— till he nee the girl, who is beautitul. a! course. Then he changes his mind. They decide that the girl will stay at the apartment (or a. week, and during that time the song writer and she can tell their friends that they've been married. Then she can to home and get a. divorce. That will save the situation for a everybody. .._- “The eongi’w’riter liltes th but when hia' Mend insists o: m” ins. too, he doesn't care so much for that. The hem: day the friend's wife . unexpectedly'appeara; she has come to town to rind‘éa governess tor her Filth girl. The Havel-nee: is mean. see her at the apartment. The beautiful herhim slips Toilt o! the apartment th‘d’hck way. comes in the stront door-land announces that she is the canfiidate tor the position. She's engagedrand that sveninl. after one attire leong writer’s my lovely lady frigid. calls on him and has hyster‘i'cs because she's heard that he's married. the heroine rune .. away. "The story gets funnier all the time: there are lots of amusing sit- uations. and lines that arettunny as only Avery Hopwood‘s lines are. Finally. of course. there‘s a happy ending. mixed up with an explana- tion that even takei the taint out of the first man’s marrying the girl when he already had a wife. You ought to see the play.” “Thanks—J have." I replied with heavy sarcasm: she knows how I hate being told the story 0! some. thing I've already seen.. But she was all across the lobby after Dick Barthelmeas' mother. so my taproot, was wasted. V ========3 .» Uphoiafdt’i , ‘ Ire I .,.......... W... . . HE W have invaded . the realms. .61 the upholsterera and“ interior ‘decoraj tors. there; is nothing especially new about that, for guns invasion has been gone endure the time, three ogitour years ’ago.: .when some re- sourceful-dressing” became com “need offthe fictjthat women would, if properh led. wear cluthes made tron! cretonfn‘esanc 'chintzes. The idea eeeriied‘ preposterous. ‘some 'of the first :wome‘n‘ «'Ho’adopted this mode were-‘jeetini-‘ly’hcc'used or hav- ing walked oifw'vith’the slip covers of armchalrs‘and‘lo'éngee. Xow. of course. there ‘1‘ nothing new or dis~ uncuve 'ab‘our‘ ‘-\v'ehrin‘g-' any of the numerous ‘ .ited cottons or linens that were e used-exclusively tor the cove’r‘ing‘bf ‘furniture or the making a: curtains. - " Toned:- .louy. that printed cotton fabric Which depicted interesting events. historical; 'élaa‘eical or puflly pictorial. has been used by dress- makers here 'and ‘ahroad quite’ tree- ly, though once «it was been only in the upholster'errs er‘de‘eorator'e shop. Velom. once. used more generally in upholstery than in dressmaking, has been used by both ‘milliuers and dressmakera' t, - ‘ . , Tapestry is .spoken of sometimes as the material out ohwhich short Jackets are made for interesting sport or atternoon Rocks. in some few instances thanuterlal is actuale be some old; tapestry of hand manu- facture, though usually it is machine :mhde, as isflthe -_Qpeetlfy. so~called. used by the upholsterers of the day. Crewel avarice—colored wool embroid- s m . . '1?” add .l'ei'reieiaea hers the " Waggon a canvaa background—our grandmothers. put on the backs or re or made togcover ottomana Neponly are the selves borrowed from ere. we have gone to thin: as weihaml galoona used with a lawn} hen noon frocks and cults. shows a suit of beige to with galoons in blue and told infl- Beige. by the “way, is still the choice of many women ofrdiscrhni- na‘tlng taste. but there is a. surpris- ingly large number of black or black with white frocks and suits that are HOUSEHOLD canoe or am mums ANDWICKES are of use to the S housewife so frequently that she cannot know how to make too many'iin'de. ~' Here are some she will dad worth while: iChicken and Pimiento Sandwiches One cup cooked chicken, two plmientos. two small pickles. three hard-boiled eggs. three table- spoons mayonnaise dressing. but- tered bread. Drain plmientos and put them through a meat chopper .with chicken. pickles and eggs. iMcislen with maydnnaise. Spread ion buttered bread. ,. Cream Cheese Sandwiches Cut thin~round5 of rye bread. add encugh rich cream to cream cheese to enable you to whip to a consistency to spread nicely, add- ing enough English mustard to door: saxnwxcnus For: : i will w m make a golden color and flavor .r nicely.- Spread“ thick on the bread. . _- Grate over it a quarter oi! an inch 9‘; .‘tee". - ,1 / //////////l/////Illifllil l WO-LECS sat on. threolegs. .With one-leg in his hand: Said Two-legs "Um, this chicken “meat An' sandwich is But when the feast jus' grand." was over . ~ And all thc‘meat was gone, He whislied .to his bulldog, C iAnd fourvlegs got the, bone. r endowmouau'it has another person who‘s: had chicken lot dinner tour left .. KOBE at us who are posses-ed T of proper energy.‘ ambition and desire to accomplish. hope some way to make a. good reputation. This wish, wherever it may be fund. is praiseworthy. It Elves men and women an incen- tive to put forth their best efforts. holds thorn to the true course. en- abl-e them $40 develop patience and make sacrifices. It takes ultimately M loyal citizenship. to leadership and triumph... It refuses to recog- nize defeat, even in the darkest hOurs when defeat threatens and the ”morons cry ”impossible”! To climb the ladder is not so easy as it. seems to. those who stand by and applaud the climber as hr mounts rung by rung to the top. ex- erting his utmost strength "1111.0 reaching up to chip in his handa the coveted prize he is seeking. Semi-nay lounge about and hatch delightful hoped; youndreainamay take you to the emu. you may court one with the burning ardor 0! a ntatuated lover. but it you fail to xert yourself and‘labor with all your might. your feet will still r‘main on the geoui'id among‘the crawling creatures, 11-1510 It‘any mo- ment to be brushed aside. by the swift. determined souls who have re- solved to reach the prettiest. goal to- ward which they are ever pressinz. it is inconceivable to the indolen the dawdler. the 11qu and the Pleasure-seeker that the. most anae- lrrful of men ind women lave at. tallied their envied. reputation by longptedlous hour. at, Itufly. seclu. sion and hard work. ‘ ' ’ These proficient foil: learned in their early dayeto shun the luring lie-his or night-life‘t,whoee‘ consum- ing flame devours‘mm' thou- nnds oi hapless souls each year. These wise people spent their eve- mfizs athome with good books. stor- Ing up knowledgemopserving health and strength for the‘day'when they whouid go torth'into the bustling wnr'd to begin the!!! climb. -' - “'hen-the hour. era-Mp! for ac- tion they were: 0‘1“er Somethinglo TMADonl Climbing the Ladder - * w ‘ . mentally and .phyleelly for t“ ascent. confident. courageous. spa.- tient and determined to give their best. - 'i There was no mistaking ,theit meaning, no placing.“ a wrong vale nation on their worth: It you an able to climb the ladder. II M- havs so worthily climbed. 3701!. too. can make a glorious record and write your name among the noble. Lyrics [Bof *1 Li? . y .1 DOUGLAS MALI—OCH . W‘ rams: so!“ man My mother's mother never let A trouble trouble long. tenses as much o! woe she not. And felt aamuch oi wrong. And grieved as deeply for her dead— ' Yet I remerfiber what'she said: “There's still a lot. a: Joy ahead.” The, sun flees down tonight. my friend. ' . . Goes do in yonder spa: Who thinks the world is at an end For all eternity? . The night is long and weariaome. The skies are dark.'the sides are dumb— - But there are other days to com My mother's mother—«rest her soul-.— Bore patiently her part “'hatever clouds misfit ever roll. Across her weary heart. . she let some task her time employ. And said: ""We‘li wait awhile. my bar- ’ * . Ahead there's still a lot of joy." I do not ask «hat you forget, To any past untrue: - But just remember, not regret. ,} . The things that coins to you, And upward look; and onward tread. As motlur'e mother ' an eaid. “there's still: a let do! ahead.“ .. . . ., ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS - By JUSTIN WENTWOOD ’ Copyright. use. by The Heal-m Netcmper mm NLY Frank Hyatt. the drug store clerk, knew, and Lily was to meet him at the depot at seven. She was looking around the parlor now. with the thrilling knowledge of her secret. Her Uncle Eben was there. and her Aunt Tilly. and Miss 'Wentworth. from the confectionery. shop, and her beau. Tom Sullivan, the middle- aged farmer who had lost his wife in the spring. He wanted her to marry him, keep house and scrub and cool: for him, and bear him chil- dren. maybe. Just as he bought his Hoisteine. Lily was twenty-seven. She was a plain girl. Even in the hamlet. where good looks were regarded with suspicion. Lily passed as plain. She had never had any serious wooere. But then. of course, she was a pennilees girl whom Uncle Eben had taken to his house after her father's death. to do the work of a maid, without a maid's wages. . Only Frank Hyatt was he friend in the little place. In him she had confided the secret that she had in- herited a thousand dollars tram ne'er-do-well Uncle Samuel, who had died in Chlitornia. Even Uncle Eben didn‘t know. '. She had planned to leave the. place forever. She was going to the city to ilt herself for a_ course in busi- n- training. She had given Frank the momentous check and he was going to have it cashed when they arrived. Afterward they were to be married—after their arrival. Frank had never spoken of love to herruntil she told him she had a thousand dollars and planned to run away. She was to .meet him at seven. Tom Sullivan never spoke of love to her either. He Just eat and stared at her. mt. it was an un- derstood thing that they were to be married in the spring. Lilflbat looking at them. thinking how in two hours' time she would be on her way to the city. She laughed inwardly as she sat in the parlor. ,. “Say. can’t you and nothing ‘to do?" demanded Aunt 'riiy. “(Bakes alive, when I was young I found eometlalns. to keep me busy all the time." The an get up wearily. Winston it Mr? They could have their own hired girl next week when she was gone. She would never write to them; theyfi should never see her 880!!!- “ Tom Sullivan dense out to her. “Ear. W. when are you and me- going to dz it up?" he asked. ”How d’you know I want to fix it up with you?" she retertod. He stared at her. “Why—say. . Lily. I thought it was understood," he answered. “You know rm crazy about you." , so. Lily hadn't known anything or tit-land. She had theught.she ’waatobeacommercinl amtto Tom dullivaa. . _ His face hushed atjter umnistak-i able manner. "flay. honest. Lily." gel. it you'll havo‘lue I'll give you 11- whole lot better time than here. You shall have your hired gel—hon- _ eat. I gotmorsmouey than folks ’ knows; Hornet. it makes mesick to 7 near the way your aunt speaks at you. How about it. gel?" “I'll let. you know at elem." an- swered Lily- And she smiled at the exquisite jest as she made her! way quietly down the hill toward the depot. it was ten to seven when she are rived. Frank was to be there with the tickets. As the minutes went by and he failed to put in an appear once she began to grow agitated. At last the train thundered in. It stopped: she scanned the platiorrn: Frank had not arrived. And in a slow. drugged consternation she watched it go. , "Goin' in on the train?" asked the agent. "That'll be two of you to- day. You know Frank Hyatt's left’ his job?" “Yep. that's a fact. Went in on the five o'clock and said we wouldn't see his face in this burg again tor quite a while." Lily telt suddenly as it her heart had turned into stone. And then a great thankfulneaa came over her as she realised that she had told no one about her leg- acy. And everything was as it had always been. Quietly she took the . road up to the farm again. "Mercy. child, where you been?" Aunt Tily demanded. ’ “0h, Just for a. stroll.” said Lily. "My sakes. can't you find nothing better to do than that?“ Outside the room Tom accosted her. "Say. MY. tel. I been waiting tor your answer.‘ ,She looked at him in wonder; she had forgotten about that. “Oh, I suppose-ores." she an- swered. And suddenly she began to cry ea Tomyheld her in his arms. But they were“ tears of happiness. To.Day:, Jewel , . Color Lucky Flower Ir mooseo uaeeuau. A 1 "mm at tapas rules over mortal dee- tinv today. It is ,a talisman , fluent”! Ion-u. but it is also the emblem ot'seereqv and should be worn withoare. Accord. ing to an old legend. a topaz worn 10W .1! ”hr!“ IN“! Irma» revelation which will not give com- plete happiness. - The ruby. which is today's natal stone. has the ham power of taint- ing to all whose birth anniversary this is a position of responsibility and command; Victory in menu- . 5 " troversiee are assured the weasanot the ruby, and a Journey by land or : . sea with s. b‘uslnees objective will be; . attended by 360:: fortune. rial: is the color to be mom I ~ on t is dungeons-ding to» the Ori‘v‘: ental mystica: . Worn * by 1‘ you!!! girl. it promises great ' dictation. For an oldér'worpan it iaaaidto : bring social triumphs. ' ., . The pink; r090” “ is today‘s. . luck! dearer. It. . g f _ ’3 uses, and should“ 3 thedulfil meeting the’h‘eskt‘s desire in.”- wa'o wear it.“ . . ,~ . heme-and bright blue rm cost so“ trimmed with 1311100“ in use and no’d. or cold boiled ham. Cover with ether slices of bread. Brown Bread and juncture! Break up the cheese and it rather dry soften with a spoonful 0! milk or cream. Add a little salt and a dash of paprika. which de- velons the davor better than the other peppers. Mix with the cheese a half cup and or chopped nuts, preferab English walnuts. and spread on this slices of lightly buttered brown. whole wheat or rye bread. Date Sendwich Wash dates in lute-warm water. dry and stone them. remove scales and the lane. skin near stops. it it be tough; chop hue; add an equal amount oi finely chopped walnuts. and moisten with sort butter or cream. till it can be spread on shoes of bread. Cover. press together and cut in triangles. Odo: MOTHER 5’ e