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him and Became Rich
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ONNECTICUT CARPET
CLEANING CO.
' Ctd‘ll' St. 50. Nor-walk, Conn.
Phone 969
renew colors in
Hand process by
'1'“ clean and
<’r:-'a and Rugs.
XI- "13.
Gr ‘ils Called for and Dblivered.
FREDE. H. GANUNG
F'JNERAL DIRECTOR AND
EMBALMER
8? Se. Main St. So. Norwalk, C1--
Phone 1834
Norunlk, Conn. New Ybfll C"!
THE T. B. WICKWIRE 00-
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Storage Warehouse
Moving Vans —— Dmilsen'l“
to New York. ,1‘
RIDAY, JULY '13,’ 1923. “ »
I do painle- ”" ‘no
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3 fr how difficult. 3’! ed and
:rit. I also do both 1}!
.movablc bridges st rascal”.
Mint s. > i
Captivity Changes
Sleep of Animals
\
in How much of the pleasure of sleep-
3 COmcs from the p19,, .~
down is a f i sure of lying
me a r subject for debate. Al-
St 9"“? Person who is no a h -
crite will ypo
admit that lyin do 1
one of his g wn s
most precious privileges. A
gsdieval method of torture was to
tedptigurhgiectémén a cage so construc-
. not he down.
{K StUdY Of the sheping habits of
animals tends to show that in a wild
state they lie down to sleep like
fibristians. but in captivity or dome.-
{mfittion some prefer to sleep on their
That's not so difficult for a. creature
E'itth four legs. “one at each corner."
k‘rlaclsr bipeds it requires quite a
night watchmen have been known to
sleep in a. standing position. And
thvre was a Key Yorker of some dis-
tinction. a successful inventor, who.
hnfnre his death in Mexico recently,
had not Iain down for several years.
Like a horse in a stable. he used
to sleep standing up—generally prop-
ping himself against a. mantle-piece.
He was a victim of an extreme form
« i’ enlargement of the heart. and a re-
mimlmnt position would bring on pain-
iul and alarming symptoms imme-
diatcly.
He used to relate that throughout
the uneasy night, he would rvst his
weight on either log alternately, never
on both tngcuirr. Anvl nlmvrvutiun of
sleeping hrn'sr‘s Shous that they rest
one leg at a. lilllt‘, supporting the
weight on the other three.
Not all stnhlcd horsns refrain from
lying down to rest. but 40 per cant. do.
and of those. tied up. '30 percent. re-
main on their patient feet. whereas
:t hurse running true in pasture lies
down to sleep, and also to rest and to
play and to enjoy his unwanted inti-
macy with the night. the rain, the
crickets and the luuitcrcups.
Savages. rustirs nnrl \ncationlsts lie
down on the mrih to rest a great deal-
(‘rcative people. like authors. any that
ion minutr-s strctvhcd out on a couch
or lnwn revives their mental powers
in mummits of exhaustion. New
l'urk‘s army of simplmnizers would
like tnhry the (xpr-rixrwnt. but neither
wvu'hns pm‘ lawns “1'“ provided in our
office buildings. Somebody ought to
3 Hon." about this.
Nature inn: relate that elephants
in the jungle lie down to sleep, while
circus men relate that captive cle-
pliants sleep on their {our legs. The
sumo two ohsvrvntiuns are true of the
rhinoceros says: the New York Sun.
A bird ulm-sn‘t le‘p on its legs—
it sleeps (in one leg. The other log
it curls up out of the way. That it
should throw all the luurdnn on one
lop: when it has two perfectly gond
ones is one of those illogical perfor-
mances so rife aniuzig birds. \K'hen
Yet policemen, sentries and.
vise.
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CHARM OF OXFORD LIFE.
But life at Oxford is not all work. b°°k"
Indeed, the hardest part or an Oxford
man's work is done in the vacations.
and term-time (which altogether is atlas face of a. glacier. overstrewn with
w\”~.
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the Oxtord lite. From this ili'e the
American Rhodes scholar gets a great
deal that he could never get n-om
For him. even more than (or
Englishmen. it is well _Vvorth while. In
the first place. it is a very beautiful
life. though the surface of it ls. like
*5 ran mum Simps-
the bird ls asleep its clutch on the little less than minty-cl: weekslnthe
perch is automatic and as tight as a year) is very largely given to living
a miscellaneous drift of academic stu-
pidity and youthful folly which, at the
first glance. more 0': less conceals the
beauty that lies beneath. But at its :
heart Oxford life is worth of its set-
ting and worthy of the great words
praised its beauty and sweetness.—
From "What the American Rhoda
Scholar Gets from Oxford." by Frank
Aydelotte. in Scribner's.
Schultze’s Week-End Specials
Fore Quarter Spring Lamb, 18c lb.-
Prime Rib Roast,. . . 24c, 34c.lb.
' Shoulder Steak . . . . . . . . . . 18c lb.
Fancy Fresh Killed Fowl. 35c lb.
Small Puritan Skinned-Back
Hams ...286 lb.
Pork Roast
B. & B. Pot Roast . .2". . .‘ . . 26c lb.
Shoulder Pot Roast :. . . . . 16c lb.
Large Roasting Chickens, 40c lb.
Smoked Shoulders . . ._. . . 14c lb.
.’.........,...22c lb.
Hamburg Steak ...... 16c lb.
Flank Steak ........ 30c lb.
Round Steak ....... 38c lb.
Sirloin Steak ....... 42:: lb.
Porterhouse Steak . . . 45c lb.
Rib Lamb Chops . . . . 45c lb.
Loin Lamb Chops . . . . 55c lb.
Lamb Stew ......... 15c lb.
Beef Liver . . . . . ..... 120 lb.
Calves Liver ........ 40c lb.
. Fresh Plate .......... 6c lb .
Rump Roast ..... 240-260 lb.
Solid Lean Pot Roast, 18c lb.
Corned Plate . .- ...... 50 lb.
Brisket Corned Beef . .' 14:: lb.
Sunlight Butter ....... 45c lb.
. Brookfield Butter ....... 45c lb.
Strictly Fresh Eggs . . . . . ., ............ 32c do_z.
Schultze’s Sanitary Markets
39-43 MAIN ST., NORWALK—RAILBOAD AVE. AND WASHINGTON ST" 80. NOEWALK.
WESTPORT, GEORGETOWN, DABIEN, STAMFORD, BLACK ROCK. BRIDGEPORT.
J———
Day Sale.
saving price.
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Here’s Dollar Day
and, Greater Values
MEV'S KHAKI PANTS
Value $1_50 ........... ~ .....
$1.00
MEN’S FINE SOCKS—All Colors.
10 Pairs for ................
$1 .00
)IEN'S FINE DRESS SHIRTS
Regular Value 81.05 .........
$1.00
UNION LIADE OVERALLS
Regular Value $1.50 ........
$1 .00
MEN’S STRAW HATS
About 50 flats left.
$1.00
MEN’S ATHLETIC UNIOX SUITS
Two for
$1 .00
MEN'S SOFT COLLARS
8 Collars for ...............
$1 .00
JAZZ BOW TIES
Regular Value 50c
Three {or
We’ve a tremendous lot of values to offer you in this great Dollar
Just read over the partial list of articles’ offered at this
Such values are unbeatable. There are many more like
them in this Dollar Day Sale.
MEN'S FINE SIERCERIZED "
SOCKS—30c value—4 Pairs for
$1 .00
MEN'S DRESS SHIRTS
Regular Value 81.00 and 81.25
75::
MEN’S BLUE WAY \VORK
SHIRTS—Two for ..........
$1.00
3. v. D. UNION surrs
Two for ....................
SIEX’S LINEN KNICKERS
Regular Value 35.00 ........
$1 .00
$3.19
MEN’S WORK PANTS
Regular Value 32.50 ........ $1.89
$5.00 OFF
°“ 'mrm’fg‘r $19.50
1)::me ms mo has? SALE
‘Rialto Clothes Shop
HIGH IN QUALITY AND LOW IN PRICE
153 Washington Street
plum-u orrosrrs nun-'0 mam
, South Norwalk
PAGE EITEVEN
The Washington Market
141 WASHINGTON ST.
:4. 52%
.'k '1 59."
——-'All Meats U. S. Inspected —" ..
PHONE 1113
,Week End Specials
Small Fresh Pork Roast . . . 25c lb.
Legs of Spring Lam b(5 lb. aver.) . . 35c lb.
Shoulder Lamb. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20:: lb.
Smoked Shoulder . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14c lb.
.VealRoast 25c, 30c lb.
Rib Lamb Chops 35c lb.
Solid Lean Stew Veal, 28c lb.
Beef Liver ........ . 140 lb.
Bologna, Liverwurst and
Beef Loaf ........ 20c lb.
Rib Veal Chops .
Prime Rib Roast . . . . 28c lb.
Solid Lean Pot Roast, 20:: lb.
Chopped Beef ....-. . 16c lb.
Loin Veal Chops . 38c lb.
326 lb.
Fancy Roasting Chickens . . . . . . . . . . . 36c lb.
FancyFowls 36c lb.
Best Smoked Hams, .. . . . .. . 25c,28c,32c lb.
LambStew........................ 15c lb.
Brisket Corned Beef ............. 8c lb.
Tie Washington Market
_141 WASHINGTON STREET.
.Inyo.
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New York Markets
143 "washington Street
, South Norwalk ._
Phone 3213 a,“
55 Mam’ Street
Norwalk
Phone 2828
SPECIALS
Small Fowls,3 to 41118. . . . . . . . . . . 34c lb.
LargeFowls,5t061bs.... . . . . 36c lb.
Large Roasting Chickens, 5 to 6 lbs. . . 40c lb.
Small Roasting Chickens, 4 to 5 lbs . . 38c lb.
Smoked Shoulders (fresh lean) . . 121/2c lb.
AmericanStarHams .............. 28c lb.
Sinclair Hams ...... ..............28clb.
Legs Spring Lamb, 4 to 6 lbs. . . . . . . 40c lb.
Shoulder Spring Lamb . . . . . . . . . . . . 220 lb.
Shoulder PotRoast 16c lb.
GENUINE 815mm} LAMB
Rib Lamb Chops 38c lb.
Loin Lamb Chops . 60c lb.
Stew Lamb ......... 15c lb.
Rib Veal Chops . .. . . 32c lb.
Loin Veal Chops 40¢: lb.
NATI V E V EAL
Shoulder Veal . . . . . 22c lb.
Rump Veal ......... 28c lb.
Stew Veal, solid meat, 30c lb.
Brest Veal . . . . . . 20c lb.
Shanks Veal 16c lb.
BEST CUTS OF HEAVY WESTERN BEEF.
Shoulder Steak . . . . . . . ...... .. . . .. . .» 18c trig.
Round Steak . . ._...... . . ... . . 30c .
Sirloin Steak ........ .7 ....... . 40c lb.
Boneless Rib Roast
Prime Rib Roast . . . . a. ...-...... . ...;
Bread and Butter Roast . . .....
Sticking Piece Pot Roast . . - ..r. ...
Fresh Plate Beef . . . . n . . ... r.
32c lb.
32c lb.
24c lb.
20c lb.
8c lb.
on ess‘rs .1. .‘o o a see on.
Boston Rolls . . . . . . . . . . . .. 1§c lb.
Plate Corned Beef . . . m . . . . . . . . 1c lb.
Boneless Corned Beef . . . .
o . -'s:o:o.e-- are 0 u. on 0-. 160 the
Boneless RumpCorned Beef ...... . . 28c lb.
Fresh Chopped Beef "._.... -.. ..— 14c lb-
Fresh Beef Liver . . . . . . . . . . ...-.--.-...v....12c lb.
Frankfurts, Bologna, Liverwurst...v...-...-...~... 20c lb.
small 1168B IlOillS Pork .1 uzt-‘siozc'ro - s m rs‘n. ... 22¢ the
W Frah Showers '02. r-‘e-Jta-o or. uni-emanates: 15c the
W M Hams - n . o r. 0:. o'o'cutbx03‘026dpzo'0} eh 25c m0
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