“er,- new?" L PAGE mom EVENING SENTllN‘EL South Norwalk, Conn. FOUNDED B! “.3133me _ IN 1810. Published daily except Sunday by Sentinel Publishing Company. 97 Washington Street. ~ Bouth Norwalk. Conn. Entered as Second Class Katie: L. Danenberg. Pres W. P. Milligan. Vice-Pres. and Trees. A. L. Golden. Sec. Telephone: Norwalk ”-98. Branch Office: '48 Wall St... Norwalk. Telephone—Norwalk 1:88. Single Copies Three Cents 3’ Mail ............ $9.00 per year valiniatureAlmanacfor'l'omorrow s... rises 4:“. sets 7:17. ‘High tide 10:17 a. m.. 10:35 p. m. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise in this newspaper and also any local news published herein. All rights of publication of specitl dispatches herein are also reserved. .Washmgton Street Widening The problem-of taking care of traffic in \Vashington street. will no doubt be solved soon. It must be if the growth of this shopping district is to be maintained. In this street and the adjoining streets, has been built up a dis- trict where shoppers have gather- ed in increasing numbers for years, and that the merchants must have served their custom- ers Well is proved not only by the increase in trade but by the in- crease in the value of the proper- ty which has furnished the city huge sums in taxes with which to pay for the city’s upkeep. It is also to the credit of the merchants that shoppers from Stamford, Bridgeport, New Canaan and other towns and cities ive come to the Washington eet district for supplies. To get this trade the merchants must have sold not only goods but ser- vice. The present parking law trou- bles are due not so much to the idea of the law but rather to a lack of elasticity in the making of the law. Laws like these should carry with them a clause that gives the mayor power to make changes when he and the merchants believe the working of the law is detrimental to business. If such were the case there is no doubt that Mayor Barton would have kept the matter well in hand. The merchants believe 40 min- ute parking would help the situa- tion and hold trade. A commit- tee, chosen by the merchants, could have had a forty-minute parking law over-night. There is talk, too, of one way traffic. This is another matter that Mayor Barton, if he had the power, would be glad to take up. All the merchants are seeming- ]y in agreement that the twenty- minute parking law with ”no parking” on the south side of the street is huring business. Many shoppers are keeping away fear~ ful of being “tagged” and hauled ' into court. It is to the advantage of other nearby cities to spread the rep% of “tagging” in Nor- - walk. at is needed is an as- ' sociation of the merchants to act in all matters that affect their trade. No man should be “too busy” to take an active part—the idea of “let George do it" does - not make for progress and it does ‘not give the shopper “service”. auger trimming. The widenin of Washingtofi' Board of Freeholders, will take time. Immediate relief from the present parking law is necessary. Lock go.- any 00,". _ glue A. B. Smith. Stamford—Bill to get together, appomt a work- ‘0 - ' Our advice to the merchants is ing committee and we feel sure the city administration will give . the desired relief. O O . Our Shdubs Conveyor m. . "n, . Kru- _ _ Chapter No. as. n; A. M...wlll be held Ed J‘ ta. Higg lum Ye on Tuesday evening. Work: ‘P. M. degree. » Thomas C. Luce. Stratfordy—Chain J. J. JARVIS. His?! Priest. Some p80p1° 80 t0 Coney hicle wheel. Island to get a thrill on the con- traptions called “Slide, Kelly, weldlns much 9. Slide” and “Bumping the Bd’mps.” .Others remain in Nor- 8mm“ eye' . walk, get in theirautomobilee and chine. take a ride on East avenue, Fair- ffield avenue, Belden avenue and other streets. ' ”watched." But for a long tine. attests . by preach g “take one ride on 4w ! course the patients would get ould have a backache. re leading from the Post 1% to the arteries of comineree 1 South Norwalk and to the New ‘ railroad. Itieoneofth. . - thoroughfares that ".7 I," kept in soodrepair at D 0 g . note, “rubbers, mink ‘ y .nefers to thoe‘e 6%qu Hagan T.O’Dell . '91 “blue day" in a newspaper emce. Be- column conductor becomes a hectic one. - ‘ ‘ 0 O O .‘ We'll let you in on an once ”a" We had another verse for Saturday’s edition. but Linie. the stenog became went and ate it all up. so that its loss was not noticed until it was almost tinie to go to pres. Then it was too late to replace it. . e e e . _ Lizzie was most apologetic about the matter and this morning when .we and cousin. Hector. the book worm. had chewed the following letter of explanation all over our best copy paper. , '- 0 O 0 capital dee ear capital aitch agan for my cousin comma capital ell issie comma the type dash louse and capi- tal cu aturday when she chewed up your column period she ain apoan phet go no brains anyhow capital i guess you will have to punctuate this yourself comma because it is as hard as dean line indicating g. naughty word for me to chew_commss ‘comma semi dash colons comma colons cemma and all of the other signs that you use period capaitl c an you imagine me trying to chew an asterisk into a piece of paper when capital i am trying to write a story so asto indiciite some. thing that is left out for the beniit of my smal boy and gir eaders question mark capital ell iuie bought that she was chewing up those verses of yours period capital i am comma. yours com- me. capital aitch ector comma the capital bee col: dash worm period. 0 O 0 So upset were we by the above that we found it almost impossible to read and so we left it for you. O O 0 Our friend J. K. will have to fill out the column for us today while we are endeavoring to ascertain just what Hector the book worm was try- ing to tell us. 0 0 O The Fiddle. Say. I bought a dandy fl‘ddle “'ith four strings along the middle. And I practiced until midnight every night. But the old thing must have busted Or the wire E-string rusted. For it never played a tune exactly right. I 80 i bought a boo; which told me That my friends ibuld all beheld me As an artist if I Just the pages read; But that book was written wrong. For I read it right along And I played each note in just the way it said. 4 So I sold that blamed old fiddle With its strings along the middle. And I bought a. phonograph that very night. Now this new thing sings and speaks Wooster A: Davis. patent lawyers. Bridgeport. e Safety ejector for dictaphones afl‘ the like. ' protector. Coupling. , William J. Snadecki. Bridgeport—[3'0“r ““3“ a. vacation. Internahcombustion motor. Typewriting machine. Swimming appliance. Firearm (2 ) . chine for loading cartrdige belta'and the "h. - terbury-Casting apparatus. Poet-office-drawer front (Des). tight Joint for boiler casings remov- ably mounted upon, fire gauge. meter. pony. Torflntton—Electrlcally operat. East avenue ig- now being 3101:211- driers. -tossters and waffle doctors would have helped pa- puny. Torrington—-llsetricslly operat- ring from indigestion '4 "br‘tofl- ‘ ‘ ' ‘ r The Whitlock Coll Pipe company. ‘ » Bast avenue after each meal.” WM x‘mq’fl'fw’m hum °£ indie“ti°n"th°u8h they of the Pyrenees, is a community he . . ' “unetwho have taken a. vow‘ nonli- l‘sirfleld avenue. a main tho:- 9’ creek-p . . ‘ - -, . But it never even squeaks. So I know the factr‘s must have built THAT right. H. '1‘. O'D. Connecticut Patents The following were issued May 22. 1923. List compiled at oflices oi Frank W. Barrows. Bridgeport—— Barry L. Colt. Bridgeport-Check Norman W. Cummins. Bridgeport— ‘William A. Dobson. Hartford— Paul 1. L. Yorgensen. Hartford—- Grant Hammond (2), New Haven— John H. Shaw. New Haven—Ma.- John H. 00- and E. L. Wolfl. Wa- Roswell A. Moore. Waterbury—- Grove 1“. Steele. In. New Britain-— John Pierce. Jr.. Nerwalk—Gss- Harold P. Donle. Maiden—Vern». William (2. Fisher. Middleton— Adelard LE. . Ravenene. Norwich— A fonds: morning-is a proverbial tween mill-day's short column and to- day's effort to an space, the life of a. somewhat peeved about something and ' came' to work w‘e found thht_her sec. - colon dash capital 1 a mwriting this‘ than a. coal dealer wondering if win- ter really has gone. 0 indicate trousers are not for men only. never keep your teeth out in the open too long. good weed down. doesn't keep a man cool. cause you can't get them. . 0 give your eyes a. vacation. e i It is spring. and the farmers are feeling their oats. ‘ . Grove F. Steele. Jr.. New Britain— “me “"1 let 1‘ ”em-0 in the 09°“- street, now in the hand; of . Poet-office-box door (Den). _ A stated communication of Old Well Henry G. Voight. New Britain— “an 37°- 1°'- 1" “d *- V-v’V‘“ 5° held at its rooms. South Main street. Tuesday evening. June 5. 1928. _ Degree. fraternaliy invited. ASA ’.l‘. LOWNDES. Sect ’ i_.. I .- Rambling‘TRigh} Along}? ‘_Ai_u MONDAY, MAY Matter of COHI‘Ses BY BERNN BRALEY _ I'm oil of pork. I'm 01! of beer I'm oil! of all potatoes- ' I lunch upon a. lettuce lost, I dine on stewed tomatog. But—gee. that tenderloin looks. I guess perhaps I'll try it Jlnt put a little on my plate. ' great, Fritters I really shouldn't touch Still one or two won't harm'me Scalloped potatoesl—they have such. Ability to charm me, ‘ That maybe I’ll try Just a. few: They're one. I can't deny it. They're fattening, I know. but ““10 Call stand a rigid diet? ‘ Ice cream and coffee—no. an no I musn't. well—I shouldn't- ‘ Still as you seem to urge me so: I'll take some—gosh, who won...“ In fact. with no more ifs and buts n“ H Though doctors may decry it: I'll go the route from soup to nut-- Tomorrow I will dict. H (Copyright. 1928. NBA Service, Inc.) Note and Comment Husbands and mosquitoes seldom take vacations. e O O For the love of Mike. the Irish are getting things straight. 0 I 0 China. poor China. she almost has no government to cu. at. ' O O 0 The sad thing about spendilt vaca- tions is spending money. 0 O 0 Turkey is trying to slip up on Greece again. 0 O I . atop listening to idle rumors and give your ears a vacation. 0 O 0 If Henry Ford is running for pres- ident. he is going a long way on very little gas. e e e stay away from China. and give the bandits a vacation. An ideal business combination is a doctor anda lawyer with their emcee near a bootleg joint. 0 O 0 Nothing looks sadder in... days 0 0 Women wearing knickerbockers Getting out in the open is fine. but 0 O 0 You can't keep a good man or a e e e Quit wearing high collars and give 0 O O - Being snowed under with work 0 0 e Diamonds are beautiful chiefly be- . O . Quit looking at the dresses ,and O 0 Take your voice out to 'the ball . MASON“) DIREGI'ORY BRIDGE iris}! MARKET ~ HAN? BEACHES ABE CAUSED n! EYE STRAIN Properly Elm-d Glasses Will Cor- root This Condition. ALL KINDS OF FISH 71 North Main scoot. KING TUT ls DEAD But Here is a Live One King Tut Pumps $2.90 SELF-SERVICE SHOE STORE 8 lie. Main 81:. So. Not-walk ’Cus AND Chums W. A'. McClelland OPI‘Om'RISl‘S - — OFFICIANS 228 Atlantic Street, STAMFORD. CONN. incorporated DOINGS OF THE DAY CALL roa roo'rwua THAT'S ”1°30me Ballet Slippers, Dress Pumps, Sandals. Sport p fords. Rubber Soled Shoes for dances, \‘iELiClln of sport and recreation. III." v x . 8;. MILTON ELWOOD 122 wAsnmorox s'r. soars N0 PALACE BOOTER PALACE mam BUILDING Just arrived the newest pump of the season. B}: cuban heel, modified French toe. The most 2:12-32" pump. Try on a pair and convince yourseif. V a priced. A pump you will like the minute you it; its; IEEW SUMMER. FOOTWEAR OneSiepFromCoi-ncr WHY IS PASTEURIZATION 01' m NECESSARY 7 rasrnvmunox is necessary because Perhhshle duct 09mm]: t‘ze.mm of da“: disease-producing germs, which only pasteurization will nt- raann n. (imbue FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMEER 34 so. slam st. ee. Norwelk, Ct. Phone 10“ THE mafia: DAIRY COMPANY 33 Center Ave. NW y. Phone id“. I do painless extractions. no matters how difficult. by Nap-a- Mlnit. I also do both fixed and removable bridges at reasonable pa. smilAN 102 Washington St. norm: ‘e-e'r. It. South Norwak. Conn. . census, Russians, nosmav, so. W‘ 8120 ill Be filled on Short Notice. Work. 1". Cl ‘ All mm:- hlasons cordihlly and Internally you“. CHARLES A. PFAHL. W. ll." A special convocation of Butler r. s. LYON. Secretary. ‘ MME. JEANNETTE SUMLIER , Orders l'or Phone 18;. SCHOOL OODDERCIAII, STENOGBAPHIO 8.3hl. nan-dun" i NEW ENGLAND Ind SECRETARIAL Enroll Now Rana. BUSINESS” COLLEGE City National Bank Bldg. . Phone 314.2. - Fresh Rolls and small Twice Daily TRYTI’ one: we you wlu. wear IT Atwsve Henry E. Willaie. Darieu—Ice ms- Trade-Marks ‘ The Fltsgerald ' ltanufscturing conic The Fitsgerald Manufacturing oem-‘ At. Anglet. rite... in the shadow New England Bread Rye Bread . . Vienna Bread acrimonious-steam ' Watch‘for‘the BREAD 26 WALL ST. —:-— 24 SO. MAEY v THMAS’ m STORES OF QUALITY AND SERVICE. Lunches French and Danish Pasu Ice Cream THOMAS’ (Two Stores) COAL—Anthracite and Bituminous— I. The Norwalk Coal 69‘ Supply Phone 113 108 W“ MASON’S BUILDING MATERLAL Delivered Anywhere Opening- _........_.. , . 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