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Place of the, Foreman
It was said during the world’s
war by some military experts that
that was a “lieutenant’s war.”
They meant that the success (h
failure of an army did not depen
so much upon the generals and
big men in control of vast masses
of troops, as upon the initiative
and judgment of young ofl‘icers in
charge of small groups of men.
These fellows carried a. big re-
sponsibility, and the force that
had the best lieutenants had a tre-
mendous advantage.
So in industrial work, in organ-
izing the production of a factory
'or other business, a great deal de-
pends upon the quality of the peo-
ple who take the. position of fore-
men of gangs of workers. One of
the most serious causes of discon-
tent in many industries arises
from failure of foremen to get
along well with employcs under
them.
The foreman must have force
and energy and leadership enough
to get real work out of his em-
ployes. Such a person may al-
ways be unpopular with shirkers
and loafers. Yet there are many
folks who seem to loose their
heads when they get into this po-
sition with a little power. .
\V’liere a big man at the head'
of a great business would be affa-
ble and conciliatory in dealing
with his subordinates, the grouchy
foreman often assumes a bullying
and abusive attitude. Ile irri—
tates and aggravates those under
him. and creates an attitude of
rebellion that makes the people
under him unhappy. and which
fails to get results for the busi-
ness.
The well equipped foreman
must have an cquable temper and
accurate judgment of human na-
ture. A body of ill tempered fore-
men could come near wrecking a
firm's business. The man who
can maintain high standards of
cflicieney, yet will be sympathetic
and fair in adjusting every real
grievance L“ a treasure that any
business concern should value
highly.
Genera: Orders
«422.142--.. . ’ WEDNESDAY, MAY 21
Hagan ’T. O’Dcll
Insects
The lightning bug is a curious fowl.
That doesn't know it's mind.
It blun'ders through axistance.
’th it's headlight on behind.
Author Unknown.
The angleworm is a funny fish.
t's long and slim and red.
Are you sure it’s not it's head?
A Communique.
Dear Hagan:—'Here's one reason
why picture show pianists lose much
hair from the front or the head.
Movie Fan—"What wta that pretty
piece you played for the picture one
night last week?"
Picture Pianist—"What night?"
M. F.—"I can't remember."
P. P.—"What was the picture?"
M. F.—"I don’t know."
P. P.—"What did it sound like?"
M. F.——“Yuh got me. I dunno."
Gr-t-r-r-r-r! ! !
PADRAIC SHAMUS.
NEWS OF THE DAY IN VERSE
(or worse)
When millionaires quite fickle get, _
The whole world's in the know.
The Stillman case is one we bet.
\Vhere language sure will Flo.
Now Boner Law has quit the "job.
We think he has the pip.
It cuts no ice in the U. 3—
"What have you on the hip?"
Straw hats are all they
say.
For summer we are waiting,
For summer days. and some are not.
That's why we're hesitating.
the rage.
The Editor with a nervous acowi,
Comes glancing o'er our shoulder.
\Ve smile a smile or weak protest,
Oh! Lord. we wish we were bolder.
The pleasure parks and beaches too.
The trees. the waves, the sand.
' \Vill very soon is" to our lot,
0h! Gosh. that will be grand.
A woman in New York she offered
her eye.
l-‘os- ure by her maternal aunt.
The Courts threw their hands way
up'to the sky,
And frowningly told her she shan't.
A hen up in “'ilton she hatched out
some, eggs.
There Were turtles and ducks in the
clutch,
She got nervous prostration and
grew weak In the legs.
“'ith the rooster she now
Dutch.
is in
H. '1". O'D.
telegraph and telephone both
won, when many people expected
the newer invention to destroy the
older. Just as automobile and
horse both won. and just as trac-
tor and horse are both winning.
There seems to be a place pre-
pared and secure for any new
product of the human brain and
hand that increases our useful-
ness and happiness.
\Vhieh wins, talking-machine or
radio t We think both, for both
have the true‘sqpl of music in
them.
Among the Eskimos of Benin Land.
it there is a shortage of food. the
old people of both sexes will willingly
race death by starvation.
Ten Million Backd’ches
One of the sad mistakes that
these United States of America
have made, is in allowing the idea
to persist that a kitchen sink
should be just so high, regardless
of the length of mother’s mortal
frame.
It may be too much to say that
all the ills of our beloved country
can be traced to the fact" that the
wash~tubs are only twentyseven
inches from the floor, whereas
they ought to be thirty inches be
‘oause mother stands five feet four.
But we do know that lawyers and
liticians are all the time throw-
3 fits over questions that are
absolutely trivial and childish
compared to this.
If mother is so tall, tubs, sink,
table, stove, and ironing-board
ought to be so high from the floor.
If she is taller, they must. be high-
er. Even if, by some miracle, she
were to be four feet ten one day
and five feet eight the next, ev-
ery one of those blessed things
she did.
That is what we think about the
real importance .of.backaches.
.Which' Wins ?
thrill quite equal to the
of making divine melody ’
one's own voice or fingers,
there are several that up-
ll... The. thrill of mad
' , Imule; the blood‘afir‘ring -
't:
l
The altercation grew heated.
was an «drugs at blows.
"then the cierktookoflhis'
inokmgiaamunlocbdthedoor
sndhandedoutesooent 508d
Omi- .
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nd it you step upon it's tail. 1
) ASA T. LOWNDEB. Seoy.
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'1‘; All Uncertain Lady
8’23“”me
Lady. I wish you would cease to torment me.
Flirting about in your devious way;
Little was needed in life to content me
Till you arrived. Now I'm troubled by day,
‘Troubled both daytime and night when you're Draw!“
Why do you vamp me.with all your cam-ice} '
my. I hate to seem harsh and unpleasant,
But I implore you to leave me in peace.
may. perchance with some hot-blooded chap, you
Might make a deeper impression, but I
Find myself constantly yearning to slap you
, cash you have points which 1 cannot denv-
Gracetul you‘are, and you might seem bewilchin-g'
Save for. your brazen flirtationsness; THAT '
Gets through my skin. and I and I am itching.
Itching to leave you. my lady. quite not.
‘l
Lady. the siren song which you are singing.
Though it is dulcet enough to the ear.
Doesn't set all or my pulses to ringing:
It is a tune that I don't care to hear.
Though you parade your attractions before me,
I can't permit you to woo me in vain;
Frankly. I do not intend you shall bore me.
Lady Mosquito. You give me a pain.
(Copyright. 1923. NBA Service. Inc.)
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SUMNER HOME NEEDS
Screen doors, window screens, refrigerators, oil
cook stones, ice cream freezers, lawn mowers,
rubber hose, garden tools, wheelbarrows, poul-
try wire, screen door wire, etc.
Note and Comment
Young men wishing to. stay single
in June Just have to eat onions. chew
tobacco and have no auto.
0 0 0
Here's news from Canada. Ontario
flrebug who set 38 tires was sent to
jail to set ten years.
0 ‘ O
A pultable costume to wear while
calling on a widow in June is a base—
ball mask and straightjacket.
O O 0
Ambassador Harvey brought 20
trunks from England without. a leak.
O 0 0
Tell a. girl how cold your feet stay
on winter nights. It may save you
from marrying.
' O O O ‘
Mr. Salmon. new congressman from
Tennessee, is no poor nah.
O 0 0
When a female or the species asks
a male to be her brother she may be-
come her brother's keeper.
0 0 . 0
More riews from Canada. Ontario
cow attacked a train. so now her own-
er has steak daily.
0 0 0
Never go.riding with a strange girl
unchaperoned. No telling, how strange
a strange girl may act.
0 C 0
When you call. and she removes her
earrings so they will not be in the
way. you are liable to -be a June
groom.
0 O 0
Washington reports show very little
idleness except among thbse who have
jobs.
0 0 O
The House or David bunch is
against haircuts. so barbers will be
tickled if they get jailed.
O O 0
Women are people who are always
too something. Now. an insurance
firm calls them too reckless.
O O O
A row of thumb tacks placed along
trouser seams will. protect them from
being sat upon.
0 e 0
French ace wed a queen with jack
and may live like a king. or poker
face. Well marriage is .a. gambol.
O I C
Jralte two auto licenses. Place end.
to end. Now they look like the recent
big league baseball scores.
MASONIO DIRECTORY
A stated commutation of Old Well
Lodge. No. 108. F and A. M" will be
held at its rooms. South Main street.
Tuesday evening. June 5. 1928.
Work. E'Cl Degree.
All Master Masons cordially and
internally invited.
Fraternslly yours.
CHARLES A. PEARL. W. M.
'At a Stated Convocation of Butler
Chapter. No. 38. R. A. M., to be held
on Tuesday evening. May 21nd. the
M. E. M. degree will be worked..
JESSE J. JARVII. H. P.
I". S. LYON. Sec’y, ~
83 West Washington Street
' MARKET -
Phone 108 '
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