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EVENING SENTINEL
. 'South Nor-walk, Conn.
FOUNDED BY JAMES GOLDEN
IN 1870.
Published daily except Sunday by The
Dentinel Publishing Company.
91 Washington Street.
South Nor-walk. Conn.
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Fire Prevention
The National Fire Protection
Association at its annual conven-
tion ill Chicago recommends a
dozen matters in as many resolves,
all tending to reduce loss by fire.
Most of these appeal to the com-
mon sense of all of us though a
few are too technical or too opti-
mistic to excite general interest.
There is. for instance, this to be
classed among the “too. optimis-
tic”:—
A more general legal recog-
nition of the common law
principle of personal liability
for damage resulting from
fires due to carelessness or
neglect. and the enactment of
laws or ordinances fixing the
cost of extinguishing prevent-
able fires upon citizens dis-
regarding fire prevention or-
ders.
In theory this is as sound as the
proverbial nut, but to incorporate
it into the statute law of an indus
trial state might lead to surpris-
ing legal adventures. Interesting
suits would follow, in some cases,
efforts to prove carelessness or
neglect. To cite a case. boys were
burning a small pile of dry leaves
and waste paper in the gutter of
a village street when a flaw of
wind curricd a half-burned. leaf
through an open window into a
room wherein gasoline was being
used. A fire which resulted burn-
ed several buildings. \Vould the
court say that the boys were care-
less, or those who Were nllhg the
gasoline ?
But other recommendations are
eminently proper, that, for in-
stance, urging municipalities to
adopt the standard building code
in order that fire resistive con-
struction may be encouraged. So
is another urging states to adopt
building and fire protection re-
quirements for public and private
hospitals, schools, asylums and the
like, and still another requiring
an official investigation into the
causes of all fires.
Perhaps the wisest of all is that
pleading for the education of
children and the public generally
in careful habits regarding the
use of fire. If this could be. car-
ried on with some degree of suc-
cess the ”matches-smoking” loss
would decrease after a little. At
the present time it is doing noth-
ing of the sort, nor does it seem
likely to for some years to come.
The association is doing good
work. but its task seems a fairly
permanent one.
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American
, There is no more characteristic
American situation than when,
after a busy day at oflice or in
factory, Mr. Citizen and wife ar-
Typically
and coffee in indestructable china-
is not disorderly conduct. but
doesn't make it orderly.
General-Orders
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tution in Norwalk. has rolled around
again. There are rare bargains to be
found at most any store in town for
a. dollar. '
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While en route from one town in
this state to this city, via auto last
night. we happened to remark upon
the condition of the highway. The
party we were with told us the price
for the work of constructing a mile of
it, whereupon we said: "Those birds
that built that must have been rob-
bers." . ~
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“No." sald our companion. very
seriously. ”they were not robbers. they
were highwaymen."
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It’s been a long time since we at-
tended a dinner of the Kiwanis club
but today at lunch we expect to dash
down to the country club and hear
the flow of soul that usually eman-
ates from the various members of
that organization. 'Even Dollar Day
is being observed re. as the lunch
will cost that amount. .
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Incidental to the moving of our
omces. we had an opportunity to
rummage through some of the flies.
and found quite a lot of interesting
reading matter. One of these choice
bits is given below. it is from the
pen of someone who evidently lived
and flourished a long. long time ago.
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The subject is not one that you
might expect to find discussed here,
but the writer seems to he so darned
sure of his subject that it might Just
as well be included. Here goes:
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Platonic Love.
“'hat is Platonic love? Only a
platform by which lovers chgat them- '
selves. knowing that the love which
they profess seldom ends in matri-
mony..hence the name Platonic Love.
Sometimes Cupid wins the game. and
the two who have vowed a life of
single love. are brought together by
forces unknown. More often the Pin.-
tonic Love is shattered by a separa-
tion of a short period and when the
two, who at first attracted by some
sameness in each other's nature.
meet. after such separation. some
thing is wanting and each confess to
their inmost self;——"Platonic Love
lasts only when the charm is in its
birth." otherwise “Platonic Love is
not the true and perfect. love of a
life time. but the sham love of a week,
a month or a year.
"Love Platonic. no. by Heaven;
Pinto could not love at all.
God might. but poor mortals cannot.
And I would not if I could.’
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There are a few
thoughts in the above. even tho the_
verse is worse than some that we have
written in our short but tumultous
career.
mighty good
Anyone who send us in a contribu-
tion today that may be good enough—
(V'Vho was it said. “Who's to be the
judge?") may get a dollar. inasmuch
as today is Dollar Day.
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Incidentally. remember we pay the
dollar. not the office. and our bank
roll is limited.
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or the divisive process employed
in dismembering the pie.
Hotel cooking is a topic as to
which the wise husband is reti-
cent, if not abusive. \Ve know a
man who scored ,much domestic
tranquility by remarking casually
on return from a formal dinner
that “it was no meal to invite a
man to." Yet it was served on
one of the choiccr metals and pre-
pared by a chef who had been dis-
charged by a diplomat for extrav-
agance in the kitchen. The reac-
tionin the home was astounding.
The husband was allowed to take
naps without being buried in sofa'.
pillows; the embroidered nuisance
on his bed was hung in the closet,
and he was served with corn beef
and cabbage, yellow meal cake
ware until the Voting League be-
gan a series of full dress patriotic
teas with the customary refining
influence.
Chicago Judge finds kissing a. girl
this
rsyed in their best start off for a
banquet of the Rowannis Associa-
tion or the Koterry Club. Willie ’8
cereal is put on the kitchen table,
the matches are hid. the cellar
door locked, the lawn mower put
where the neighbors will not be
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tempted beyond what they can
bear. There is delay only until
the mother can run back for a last
kiss of the baby and to exchange
for a handkerchief with a differ-
ent border.
The errand is to hear a famous
speaker from Punxatawny but in-
cidentally there will be opportu-
nity to look into the men’s honest
faces and not less a searching rear
glance at the costumes of the oth-
er ladies. Also there will be some
research work in comparing hotel
cooking with the domestic output.
.When the affair is over and the
company wend their way home,
the bodies amply nourished and
their minds glowing with the
Winged words from Pennsylvania
the orator’s lot is not enviable in
pomt of censure; but it is really
“I? chgf Who is fortunate in not
ms In on_ the radio. No Amer-
hem Wife is ever going to let a
. tel shmger get aw'ay without
qualification. At. leastihe soup
W11 :hovergndiinented or the
one ' ‘ ‘ ‘
., be Tymehensihiet.“ ice cream will
._ charitable. Their only concern ism
Men aremowi"
was was: mass for
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4 the vital pigtails; .01 the chicken,
Dollar Day, somewhat of an insti- '
ing down a telephone pole.
pole will be put up.
Lodge. No. 108. F and A. It. will be
held at its rooms. South Main street.
Tuesday evening. June 5. 1928.
fraternally invited.
ASA T. LOWESTDESRSCCY.
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, _ Mason, MAY 17.19:;
. . PEAGMATISM
BY BERTON BRALEY
(As the fair-minded man ought to talk. whether h
"Speak your piece without restriction,
I am open to conviction,
Spill your theory, Your 11
If you've any new invention
Which you'd bring to my attention.
, In my eyes you'll find a. sym ath t‘
I will never Show derision ‘ p e lc gleam.
Of the man who 3s a vision.
I won‘t greet im with a pharasai ' -
All I'm asking yo to show is. c smirk,
All I clearly want to know is.
Will it work?
c does or not.)
obby or your scheme;
"Panaceas docialistic. .
Bolshevistic. anarchistie,
Revolutionary doctrines which 1'
. on s
I am glad to hearken to them pout.
And with friendliness I'll view them
If you’ll show me how you
plan to we '
Heaven knows the world's your debtor rk em out,
If your scheme will! make it better
And will lead us out of chaos and of
But whatever your suggestion. murk.
I must ask my little question,
'VVill‘ it work?"
" 'Wiil itf‘work'?
Tha s the query which ’0 -' . ‘ -
I'll be glad to aid your missibnu cannot “Em" shirki
In improving your condition
If you'll brush away the
For the people are the Jury
And—like me—they're from Missouri.
And the chorus which they chant in
“’ill it work.‘ "
(Copyright. 1923. NBA Service. inc.)
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Note and Comment
The eagle is our national bird. and
a senator wants a national dog. so we
nominate the hot dog.
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Love at first sight is when a chicken
sees a garden.
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Just as we were thinking of rec-
ognizing Mexico. she starts shipping
garlic into this country.
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Blessed are the slick. for they have
inherited the earth.
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Somebody plans to get rubber from
miikweeds. Our butcher gets us rub-
her from milk ‘cows.
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Add a pinch of ginger while boiling
corned beef and. cabbagejnd always
close the windows.
They say Paris women are wearing
pantalettes but we any it may be a.
safety pin shortage.
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Adding bread crumbs to hamburger
makes more tender, and also makes
it mo hamburger.
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Ambassador Harvey says he is
not a fool. but you never can tell if
diplomats are telling the truth.
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Conan Doyle. who believes in fair-v
lea. has dropped detective stories to
tell us fairy tales.
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It is hard to make a fat man mud
all over. This is too vouch.
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Two Balitmore couples married
while dancing a marathon. “'e told
you marathon dances were dangerous.
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“'omen are entering all branches
of business. They claim one forged
Schwap's name for a fortune.
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Radium is do n to $29,000,000 a
pound now. big hold out a while
longer before b 'ing much. 0
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There are very few hooks sewn on
the spring dresses. but there are
many eyes glued on them.
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Knowing how to do a thing is
only halfrof it. Lots of us know how
to fish. but can't go fishing.
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Woman's League has picked out 12
greatest women. but sugar price
boosters picked on all our women.
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r The tine thing about having a wife
is you Can lose your thing: and ask
her where she hid them.
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There is‘ no use in an auto knock-
Another
MASOL'IO DIRECTORY.
A stated communication of Old Well
Work. 1". Cl Degree.
All Master Masons cordially and
Fraternally yours.
CHARLES A. PFAHL. W. M.‘
Butler Chapter, No. 88. R. A. It.
meets in Masonic Temple. South Hats
street. the and and 4th Tuesdays of
each month at 8 o'clock. July and
August excepted. All 3. A. moons
cordially and fraternally invited.
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ASA T. LOUN'DS. Been. ‘
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salons, nsu
manner
ALL KINDS OF FISH
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BREAD
Fresh Rolls and Bread Twice Daily
TRY IT ONCE AND YOU
. WILL WANT IT ALWAYS
New England Broad Rye Bread
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ASK YOUR 020033 FOR IT
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24 SO. MAIN ST.
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