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EVENING SENTINEL
South Norwak, Conn.
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IN 1870.
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46 Wall at, W
The Shaft
By
Cal Ender
is not a. mmple day.
would be-"Zdiilerent
with on other days?
Journos during the summer. l’ts
without a lot of extn hot air.
otic (or that remark. .
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We see by a ne'w york paper that
President Harding. made up the ed-
itorial of that paper the other day.
From the looks of our coulrnn we
wonder if he didn’t have a hand in
Financing Progressive
Movemean
While the people tax themselves
heavily for schools. roads. etc., yet
it sometimes becomes extremely
difficult in Norwalk and most
other places. to get a little sum of
money for some modest enterprise
that would mean a lot to a com-
munity. If it is suggested, for in-
stance. that a city buy a play-
ground at an expense that would
mean but a few cents to each tax-
payer. a howl may go up against
such an alleged extravagance.
if people want to save money,
they could abolish high schools,
reduce the ground covered by
grammar grades. refuse to build
modern roads. etc. They could
scale down their taxes a half, and
still our trmn~ might be fairly de-
i-cnt plar'r-u to live in. But the
losses in productive power of the
people would be great.
It does not pay to consider a
small sum of money too much,
when you see some big result that
can he reached.
How to Get Trees
Planted
(‘hico and Durham, California,
showed how to get trees planted
on a recent date. More than 150
citizens turned out, and before
noon they had put over 200 elms
and seventy-five pistachios into
the ground, and tied guards
around these saplings. The Busi-
ed put pep into them by serving
them a hearty luncheon.
Ninety-nine per cent. of Ameri-
can towns and cities need more
tree planting in streets and public
land, but it is often difficult to
get the money so as to have the
work done by public authority. If
the men' would come out on some
holiday or Saturday afternoon,
and utilize their surplus muscle,
they could make a permanent
contribution to the beauty of their
community in a short time.‘
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A Word Of Caution
The, constant and rapid increase
in the number of automobiles
suggests that the problem of
irafiic in city centers and on lead-
lng motor roads will be more than
ever perplexing and hazardous
this year. Every season it grows
more congested. Many people
are driving who have little intel-
ligence, and not much fear.
The need for caution, which has
been imperative for years, he-
comes more urgent than ever.
Unless people exercise a great
deal of care, automobile accidents
will be more frequent than ever
before.
And yet there is plenty of room
in the millions of miles of roads
and streets, for all these automo.
biles.. The trouble comes almost
entirely because of the speed with
which cars are operated, and the
stubborn unwillingness of a great
number ofdrivers to consider the
safety of other people, or even
their own welfare.
A kind of madness seems to
seize some people when they get
a steering wheel in their hands.
Many will not pay attention to
their speedometer, and many let
the same get out of order, so
they do not know how fast they
are going. Many people do not
want to know.
A lot of people take tha‘sttitude
that they have the righLof way,
and it they blow their horns it is
the busineu' of everybody to
jump and avoid them. They make
no allowance for people Who are
flat, for those who get bewildered
"151 confused, and fczhegdlesa
chlhh'cn who are nature
”M“!!! t olook’ont' themelves.
that.
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No "JEFF it is still too early to
decide where we'll hold the contriba
dinner. You know everybody doesn't
eat as much as you.
And we rise ti) agk ii for the reason
that a lot or jesters Llll be there we
can call it a LIGHT LUNCH.
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Mothers day is Sunday. They'll
probably have to ' ork twice as hard
in c 'ebration their day of rest.
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Ever: columnist has his c:.‘. of
characters and before going further
we deem it advisable to announce
publicly those of our own making.
who will have their say now and then.
First we have the now famous
Gertie the stenog.
Jimmy the office boy.
Aunty Prohibition the moderate.
Ty Pwriter the only thing that
does as we want.
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Now that we have made the above
a ...ouncement. we no doubt will have
many communications from those cel-
ebratiea.
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Aunty Prohibition has her say to-
day which is “Well bout this is cer-
tainly a. full column to-day. seems
like those happy days of full things".
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Time for press Cal.
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Alright George let’s go.
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Much 'Blige
CAL ENDER.
FACTS YOU MAY 08 MAY NOT
KNOW ABOLT HAROLD LIOYD
BY VICTOR mm
Do You Know—-
Harold’s middle name is
yes. Harold Clayton Lloyd?
A toes of a. coin decided Lloyd's
cnreer?
There are no lenses in the spec»
tacles he wears on the screen?
That Lloyd is a aefious minded boy
oi! the screen?
That he is a magician. mind-reader.
chess tl-znd. acrobat. and cpecluiist in
make-up? »
That-he believes SINCERITY the
keynote to which most audiences re-
spond?
That his chief hobby is dancing?
That he gets a bigger kick by tak«
ing a girl to a mystery play than from
the play itself?
That he blushes easily?
That he is a modest unassuming,
typical American boy?
That he is interested now in putting
the human tguch. the quaint heart
appeal into his pictures?
That he never thought he'd be
famous? ’
That he pre-views his pictures be-
fore at least five different classes of
audiences and then cuts, re-cuta or
re-takcs portions until he is satisfied?
That everyone at the Hal Roach
Studio considers him a prince because
he never wants to sag the show or
take the credit from anyone?
That people seldom recognize him
without his glasses?
That he played in stock with Frank
Bacon?
That he nearly lost his life in tak-
ing his latest picture, “Safety Last,"
performing some of the thrills ?
That he sold pop60rn. ushered. did
bits in stock. went to high school. and
taught in acting school all in a day's
work?
That he was an extra man and left
a certain studio because they cut his
salary from 85 a day to 83.
That he only wears black ties and
white shirts and low cut patent leath-
er shoes?
. That he thinks New York is a city
of power, action and magic. but oh.
you Loo Angelea?
That next to laughtei', romance is
his forte? »
That a. certain critic considers him
the real screen lover because he is so
natural; 7
That he keeps in trim physically,
reads a. great deal. plays hard, works
hard and takes his rests in New
York?
That Lloyd has been making come-
dies for seven years before becoming
a star?
That his hat is the same else today
as it was seven years ago?
That "Safety Last" his latest fea—
ture will be shown at the Riaito
Tehatre all next week.
Clayton,
NEVER cum
1 In going through the day's activit-
ies of the most prominent man in
Dearborn. wetoqnd that he takes din-
nerat home with fire. Ford at 7:00
P. It. and then the writer goes on to
finish his article by saying “But this
Every day
Are we out of
order in asking whom he takes dinner
We can now .seo.why conghe. ad-
plenty hot enough in Washington. '
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Wonder if we'll be called un-patri-
med.
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3\“~\\.
Note and Comment
It was very thoughtless of nature
to give us spring onions right at the
season of love making.
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Let's hope every knock again"
eugur prices is not a boost.
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This is the season of couples in
dark porch swings. They say little,
but hold their audience.
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The presidential bees
making honey.
are busy
Marathon dancing may wreck the
country in time. but we like it much
BRIDGE FISH
MARKET
ALL KINDS OF FISH
Phase 10.
filorthxainSti-eet.
better than marathon singing.
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Susie Hetock, of Corode. Pa...
washed dishes 31 hours to‘get hex-l
name in our paper. and Wed. '
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There is a big crop
chicken this spring.
A Detroit helrem eloped with the
gardener. and her dad is at home
now just raising caln. ,
e a e _
A. Philadelphia. preacher darted
out claiming there was no hell, no
the people gave him some.
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of tried I »
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ButlkrelsanveOne
King Tut Pumps
$2.230
SELF-SERVICE
SHOE STORE
8 No. Kain 8t. 80. Norwalk
ODeStepFromCorner
No matter how cheap divorce gets.
it never will be a. bargain.
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Out of sight is not out of mind.
Sugar is out of sight.
France is turning down notes so
fast she is about six‘retusals ahead
of German demands.f_
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Who remembers the good old days
when men robbed banks without
getting cashier jobs first?
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Thirteen stills found in a. Nanse-
mond County (\‘a.) cave prove that
still waters run deep.
Scratching your head may not be
a sign of good breeding, but i'. may
be a result of good breeding. '
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Since the first four years forms a
child's character. there will be no
wild man shortage.
0
Average farm in Denmark has
only IS acres. so farming may be
what is rotten in Denmark.
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Trainers any elephants smell. with;
their mouths. not their trunks.
PRIDE. E. GAME
FUNERAL mascron AND
euaauaea
as 80. Main at. 8o. Nod-walk, cc.
Phone 1m
Others say they smell all over.
0
The average girl in siclly marries
at 15. while American girls hunt a
man six years longer.
HASONIO DIRECTORY.
A Stated Comunicatlon of Old Well
Lodge. No. 108. F. and A. 11.. will be
held at its rooms. South Kain street.
Tuesday evening. Kay 15. 1923, 8 p.
m. d. t. ‘Work E. A. Degree.
‘All Raster Masons cordially and
traternally invited.
Fraternally yours.
Attest:
ASA T. LOWDNES,
Secretary, .
Dine at the
nu am
Post Road, Darlon
Chicken Plate
. . ‘Sl.00
—og_..._.
TakesOhickenWithYou
’ $2.00 ’
CHAS. A. PFAHL, W. I.
Butler Chapter. No. 88. R. A. It.
willworkthe P.1Degreeatam;
00an on Tuesday, may a. at 8-
o'clock p. in.
All R. A. Hasona are cordially in-
J. 3. JARVIS» H. P.
r. 8. Lyon. Secretary.
He had gray'hair and his wife was
a little blonde, bobbed hair parlo-
who looked scarcely more than aehild.
Again and again they were taken for.
father and dengue.
She letherhairgrowandtheaahs
had it dyed gray. i
STOVES
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Properly Fitted Glasses Will Cor-
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~ WEDNESDAY, MAYs
VOICES
BY 323105 N
The Ml‘ Wind whispered, “Play with 12::
Come on and run away with me, i
I know where all the merry p
Where silver lakes are glimmering
Or waterfalls are shimmer-in g,
Away from all the city's clash and ‘r‘
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The Spring Sun says. There‘s balm in me
A quiet, healthy calm in me I
To soothe your nerves of all
I’ll put a lovely tan on you,
Come on and play—I plan on you.
. There's lot of gay adventures to be 1:"
their h;fl_ ;
v.4 eu—«a—n .. .~.~..
But Duty said. "Xo wandering!
You should be grun' l)- pondering
The problems of the Spring and S;"’"“eb - .
Life's earnest in its quality. ‘
You oubt to shun frivolrty.”
Which voice do you suppose aka; 1 rah-119
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