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A Public Institution
The Extension Service of the
Connecticut Agricultural College
is a public service organization. It
is a division of the College that
takes the results of investigational
work of the Experiment Stations
and of the United States Depart-
ment of Agriculture which have
practical application to farm and
home problems, and endeavors to
get these scientific discoveries in-
to common practice.
The work of the Extension Scr-
vice is carried on by a staff of men
and women who have had practi-
. cal experience in farming and in
home making. Some of tllése
workers are. specialists in the va-
rious branches of agriculture and
home economics andwork
throughout the state. These state-
wide workers have headquarters
at Storrs. The other Extension
workers, generally known as agri-
cultural agents, home demonstra-
tion agents, and boys’ and girls’
clubs leaders, are located in the
counties and have headquarters
at the respective county Farm
Bureau oflices.
The state and county workers
are carrying out one program of
work and their activities are care-
fully coordinated so that the
greatest possible efficiency results.
The work is conducted through
lectures and demonstrations at
fie’Shaft ‘
"‘ ‘ By ' .
.C’alEnder. .
first o’ontrib. Who‘s next.
morning when the clock.
me
nonmemsemhhnburrow
'aeaththeoorerswithaiook'
Gee, it's great to he a sweetheart,
But it's tough to be a wife.
silence with your spouse
est wonder?
word or two while he,
what is ul‘unoer'r
Gee, it's great to be a sweetheart,
But it's tough to be a wife!
his weekly toil was o'er
the but?
hand and murmercd low,
can get that hail"
Gee, it's great to be a sweetheart,
stub-it’s nice to be a wife.
Eetter 'Alf.
O 0 O
matters.
0 O 0
Isn't this sweet.
Just to prove We're not afraid we'll
print it.
Dearest Cal;
Saw your lovely column and
to say it is sweet. is putting it
mildly.
You 01' dear I knew you no
more than I saw the column, be-
cause I could tell by the way you
spell some of your words.
Please tell me little one
where you picked up that nom-
Well 1 wish you luck. but the
first time you make any mean
hear from me.
Yours for some good puns,
Gertie tho stenog.
O 0 O
Whew! what did we ever do to you
Gertie?
As far as the spelling goes. we're
not. out of the service long enough to
have forgotten how to pass the buck.
So we will Just slip it along to the
compositor. Now listen. George.
watch how you set that type. We
ublic meetings, Extension schools
and farmers’ institutes, field trips,l
farm and home visits. |
Funds for Extension work in,
Connecticut come from the Federu
ill appropriations of the U. S. De-
partment of Agriculture. the Fed-
eral and State appropriations to
the ('onnectieut Agricultural Col-
lege, State and County appropria-
tions to the Farm Bureaus, and
dues from Farm Bureau members.
County appropriat ions,-—reprcsent
90 per cent. of all funds used for
the support of Extension work in
the state. and 10 percent comes
from Farm Bureau dues.
Since the Extension work. in-
cluding that carried on by county
workers as Well as by state spe-
cialists. is supported by public
funds, it must of necessity be con-
ducted for the benefit of all citi-
zens of tch state. The activities
of the state and county extension
workers, therefore, are not con-
fined to Farm Bureau members,
members of the Grange, members
of agricultural societies, onto any
other organization or group. All
citizens of the state, whether
members of organizations or not,
are entitled to assistance from
state and county Extension work-
ers without charge.
hardly ever use any commas in writing
the column.
to the point.
We are in when we write the “Shaft".
burden to carry a column on one'l
shoulder.
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SOUTH NOR‘VALK CONGRE-
yesterday and will continue to do so
untilfall.
'Ijhs supper served by the last
Thursday was a social and financial
really can't stand for receiving any
mom of these letters.
0 O 0
Well tell you how we took the nom-
de-plume Cal Endcr. We were stud-
ing this "every day in every way"
stuff and while noting our improve-
ment on the daily calender. it struck
us that it would be fine to have people
address us as Cal.
Now that we have squared oursclf
with everybody in general and Gertie
in particular. we'll continue.
OUR O\VN HEALTH
HINT.
SLEEP \VITH YOL’I‘I
EYES CLOSED OR
YOU'LL DE TIRED
NEXT BIORNING.
To us it looks as though the Near
East Problem is getting entirely 400
near.
Some one just asked us why we
Our reply is simple but
That's usualy the slate
\Ve can appreciate that it's quite a
,Much 'Bligc
1‘ Cal Ender.
canonan mum‘sorzs
Services commenced an hour earlier
Well. well here's the work of .our
Havoyoneverotriedtounhimhthe
naschialedioupastthohmforhis
At,mthatshowsyou'reoniyworth
7
laveyoueverintheeveniuaatia
While he listened to this world's new-
llave More: ventered forth a timid
Turned and abouted. “say be quiet,
Have you ovu- gone to meet him when
At the door, and felt him pat you on
While he slipt an extra fifty in your
"Had some luck this week now you
From the above it can be seen that
some hubby certainly tried to square
and we asked you
to kindly omitt the endearing terms.
cracks you will certainly will.
'i‘lies think are put up to keep them
Indoor Sport
’We live and we learn. Here’s a
as
practised by a New York lawyer.
recent idea
of indoor sport
‘According to reports the legal
gentleman was betrothed to a lady
who has recently acquired a di-
vorce as a sort of sine qua non to
the marriage. The gentleman had
a key to the lady 's apartment and
when she arrived home the other
night, accompanied by friends, she
found her legal fiance in posses-
sion of her home, sweet home.
She called assistance, alleging
that the legal gentleman was un-
der the influence of illegal liquor,
but this allegation was denied by
the legal gentleman later. He
said that while he was waiting for
the lady, having partaken of only
one cocktail before dinner, he
amused himself by setting cock-
”tail glasses on the floor, surround-
ing them with gin bottles. and
' placing a photograph—taken from
the piano—in the center of the
.44,
f .
gin .
4'“ .iin any indoor sport be more
@ .. esstoakeen legal mind then
’ dramatist-0189889981141
:’ s on the (floor audhflgttmtgha
- ict W. y m e
4 .on tl‘l‘eg'efln‘gél ”Wohow not.
rather we wonderi What was
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success. and reflects credit on the new
supper and dining room committees.
The May meeting of the Womah's
Association Will be held Wed. May 9th
instead of May 2nd as scheduled.
musical or interest to all music lovers
on Wednesday evening. May 9th when
Miss Daisy Jean. harplst. cellollt and
soprano aingerwill appear in a con-
cert with Miss Wiswell as accompan-
ist. Miss Jean sang in a concert in
this church last year. and has a host
The church is to be the scene of a! fraternaily invited.
of admirers in this city,
her this year .
Next Sunday will be Co
and there
should be a capacity audience to hear
mmnnion
Sunday. and the Pastor is desirous of
meeting as many members as possible
at this service of devotion.
Our Sunday School teachers and of-
ficer-ears planning to attend the Nor-
walk Institute held in the East Nor-
walk Methodist Church Friday even-
cordlally and.fratornally invited.
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Note and Comment
Perhaps wild flowers are wild be-
cause everybody's after them.
0 O 0
th r en.
de-plume. are the cops after you . [I d o o o i
that you had to Chm" your Some men living a dog's life havei
name. no license to do it. s -
O O O
Blowing your own horn a little isI
necessary. Do not. however. blow it to‘
beat the band.
0 O O
A garden plot is a plot to prove a
seed catalog a liar. ‘
O O .
Chuckle and.the world chuckles
with you: weep and somebody will
steal your handkerchief.
0 O O
A grocery store is a place of busl~l
no. at which people pay ash until
they can get credit.
0 O O
Porch swings. auto seats and park
benches indicate the June bride crop
will be large. '
O I O
A steady beau is any
can make feel shaky.
O 0 O
o
beau sister '
Screens are fine mesh wire which
Woman's place is in the home. not,
MARKET
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BRIDGE FISH
ALLKINDS OF FISH
mGTUTISDEAD
ButflerelsaflveOue
King Tut Pumps
3-3-20
SELF-SERVICE
SHOE STORE
OneStepPromCorner
81%.]!an 80.Norwalk
from getting out.
0 O D
About the only easy way to hold a
job these days is to marry some of
the boss' klnsfolk.
A puncture is a little hole found
in auto tires at long distances from'
phones or garages.
O O O
The average man has a better aver-
!‘REDK. 3. cause
FUNERAL oiaecroa mo
susALMEa
Phone 1m
84 So. Main St. 8o. Norwsllt. Ct.
age than the average man thinks.
O O O
You never see a. hootlegger having
a rum-age sale on old stuff.
0 O O
A sidewalk is a paved place for
women to stop in the middle of while
they argue.
O O 0
What we. can't understand about!
marathon dancers is how do they gel
01 from work that long?
o o o
A picnic is where everybody takes
pickles and wonders why there isn't
enough fried chicken.
0 O 0
One gnrdner tells us he, planted
them so fast he thinks he has broken.
1 £95271"
uh”
"flaunt.“ 805m
the seed limit.
o o o
A cop is a man in a uniform \you
always think is coming. but who very
seldom arrives.
“SONIC DIRECTORY-
A stated communication of Old
Well Lodge. No. 108. F. and A. IL. will
be held at its rooms, So. Main street.
Tuesday evening. May 1. 19:8. 8 p. m.l
Work 1!. M. Degree. ,
All Master Masons cordially and
I-‘raternaily you”.
CHAS. A. PFAHL, W. M.
Attest:
ABA T. LOUN‘DES.
- Showing
NEW SPRING
STYLES
ono'mnto comm
The (333mm
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Properly Btu-d Glasses Will Cor-
CUSAND Curran
W. A. McClelland
incorporated
OPTOMETRISTS -- OPTICIANs
228 Atlantic Street.
”moan, CONN.
Yr APRIL m, ’
Girl
I! m‘mbfl
Say. what do mm by a Regular Girl?
' -Weil. thnt’s a lit pausing to state.
Her hair has. perhaps an irregular curl
Or maybe it's perfectly straight:
-And maybe she's pretty and maybe she's not,
And maybe she's stately or short:
But somehow .or other you always can "so:
A girl who's the regular sort.
There’s always ,s. regular feminine charm
To all of her regular ways.
There's is purity. too. which no evil can harm,
There's honor and truth in her gaze:
But there's an irregular whimsical twist
To some of her thoughts and her acts,
Which mshes'hcr exceedingly hard to resist,
For mystery always attracts.
She‘s eager and joyous and vivid and smart,
She's healthy and wholesome and sweet.
Her- IteguEar smile-gives each masculine heart
A slightly irregular beat; .
A Regular Pal you can bank on for life
\Vith faith no hard luck can dis-pen.
And—a Regular Girls makes a Regular Wife
And a Regular Mother as well.
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m STORES OF QUALITY AND‘ SERVICE.
Pastuerized Milk and
Lunches
French and Danish Pastry
Secretary.
Butler Chapter,.No. 83. R. In It
meets in Masonic Temple. South 1' ,
Street. the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays org
each month at 8 o’clock. July and
August excepted. All R. A. Hasons
J‘. B. LION. Seo'y.
ing. May 11th in large numbers. As
{every one to do his or .her ill". And
plan to go. ‘
The Penny Social held last
evening was a ounce. from
point of view. Many new friends were
made. and every body had a fir-twin.
time. The next event of outstanding
importance to the children is the
Children's Day service. ‘to he held
June 11th. . ,
the school is working for the highest *,
attendance at that meeting. it is up to: ,,
cue cocktail admittedly“
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and
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and Power (‘1).
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New England Bread Rye Broad
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Sweet Butter
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“All! “tho-ewes! mulch for- llsem or sport wear are now:
BREAD stock. Grey root-cu in any different styles, either Oxrozgsm
Fresh Rolls and Broad rom- Dally ma"$mflmhm%hfifi Mn
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’WILL WANT IT ALVA"
Vienna Igoade
a: men crooning; n.-
soles.
1W3 SILK HM! FOR WOMEN
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Booth herwalk,.0¢sn. — mom Saturday Eleni?”
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THE: PARIS
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ran some or SPRING
means the arrival of Spring 13ml”:
all its delicious and appetizi" 1“”;
oneness. and at no other Place an“
be had in greater perfection than“
Moors meat market. For we :1
our patrons the benefit of the
in!
genuine thins. Srrins 13’“ t
means Boring lamb “d ”O: a
imitation: '
manners mm
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