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Published daily except Sunday by The
Isntinsl Publishing Company.
.7 Wuhington Street.
South Norwalk. Conn.
LEIGH DANE BERG. President.
WENDEL . 'XILLIGAN.
Vice-President and Treasurer.
A. L. GOLDEN. Secretary.
Telephone: Nor-walk 92-93.
lranch Office: 43 Wall so, Norwalk.
Telephone—Norwalk 1888.
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League And Court
What is the difierenee between
lhe League of Nations and the -
World Court plant \Vhere does
one stop and the other begin?
These questions are being asked
by thousands here and in all sec-
tions of thecountry. - . .
Follows the editorial opinion of
hue of the leading Republican
organs of the country on the sub~
icct :
“The Court of International
Justice which President Harding
Wants the United States to join
is not the old Permanent Court
of Arbitration which the United
States worked patiently for six-
teen years to create. Between the
two thcrc lics an essential differ-
ence. The old court had for its
purpose to adjust all serious cases
of international disagreement, so
that is not the disturbing element
In the new court. That disturbing
element. that outstanding diffi-
culty which must-render the new;
court inacccptablo to a great ma-
jority of Americans, is the fact
that the new court exists and
works as an appendage of the
League of Nations, created under.
its ('ovcnant.
“This country rejected the
Covenant and the League entire.
it refused to complicate its simple
'No’ with exceptions. It did not
let its eyes wander to minor mat-
tcrs. It rcjcctcd the League on
the allior-nothing basis.
“In rejecting the court alongl
with the rest it acted on the prin-
ciple that the United States could
'not consistently stay out of the
League and come within its
court ’s jurisdiction. Its rejection
of the Court as part of the Coven-
ant of the Treaty of Versailles
docs not mean that the United
States has abandoned the views on
international arbitration that it
held from 1899 to 1914-.
“The possibility of thc I'nitcd
States joining an 'intcrnational
court has not ceased. The nations
that want such a court to include
the United States can render this
country's entry into such a court
a simpler matter by dissociat-
ing the court from the Leaguc.
The present court wears the
League‘s badge and acts as the
Loaguc‘s agency, so far as the
ordinary American can obscrvc.
The United States has given evi-
dence by its past behavior that
it wanted earnestly an arbitration
court in many respects similar,
but without the badge.
“At the verge of the completion
of arrangements do .sct' up the
Court of Arbitration on a firm
and permanent basis, the war
broke out in 1914. It would not
necessarily be a difficult matter
to go ahcad with the work then
broken ed at the end of.prepara-
tions, on the other hand, to accept
the present court without disre-
garding the Republican declara-
tions of 19:20 and the overwhelm-
ing popular vote against the eu-
tirc league idea.”
Home is a place where some
woman works for her board and
clothing.
It frequently happens that the
girl who looks good enough to
eat doesn’t look quite so good[
while eating.
0
“’hen the pitizcns of Southern‘
Europe wish to speak hard words
to one another they can just name
their towns
The book of etiquette doesn't
mention it, but it is good form to \
ofler your plug before taking a]
chew yourself.
.About the only thing that re-
«gg‘oeive. less respectful attention
. . a speed limit is the man who
a hero last year.
. o s o
. are much more naughty
they were in the old days.
1 one today that referred
.udreazedJrid \amp.
. very good memory test
» 0 mm under the if: box.
* The‘ Shaft
,
, his bag.
I knocks.
.fcwcr uccidcnts and many lives
iliave ~vou a little still in your home?
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Cal ghder
On instituting this column we feel
very much like the after dinner
speaker. who gets up and starts to
tell why he's there and what he's
going to talk about. and then all the
listeners say oh hum!
Well to settle down to business. our
aim in life is to bring a smile or two
to you each morning. but as all col-
umn conductors depend on the con-
tributions they receive. we will re-
ward'those who help us earn your
stipend each week.
Here's the plan of operation. On
Friday. November 23rd. we'll have a
contribs dinner. which all contribs
may attend and at that time we will
present to the contrib landing in the
column most often an Elgin gold
watch; second. gold fountain pen.
and third. :1 gold Evcrsharp pencil.
So now we are prepared to hear
from all our readers with a lot of
letters in tomorrow’s mail. and in-
cidentally a little call down from the
postman for increasing the weight of
_ Let us have your podms.'free verso.
boosts, (-tc.. and we'll start
counting up for thc'dinncr.
O O 0
These dance demons may roll up a.
record of seventy hours. but we‘con-
tend that We long ago set a record
for dancing which hey'ii ncvcr sur-
pass. llut while they have no par-
ticular object in \'lC\\’. ours was get-
ting rid of a toothache.
0 O 0
Little Gains of Sand
“'0 Were in new york recently
and while walking down
seventh uvcnuo we came to
fourteenth street and there the
fourteenth street and the seventh
avenue trolleys cross each
other and autos and cars were
coming both ways .out in
the center of the street stood
a mounted cop with his horse
standing near by and the traffic
was coming and going and stopping
and going but the horse
merely stopped from one side
to the other and let the cars go by
and while we were watching
this the thought occurcd to us
that. it' new yorkers used as
much sonsc and brain power as
did that horse there would be
szuml and 'hcn we were suddenly
awakened from our dreaming by
a loud looting of a horn and
a \‘ollcy of cuss words that.
would get any one hung for
libel. and it Seems that
while all the aforementioned
thoughts wvrc pirmuiiing our
more or less thick skull
we had bun holding up traffic and
blocking the wheels of progress
and almost knocked for a row
of radio wave lengths.
so we immediately took the next
train hack to Norwalk and now
We use a. little horn: sense
oursclf. and that's that.
O 0 0
If all the grandmother: that were
supposed to lune dirt! \Vednesday
actually .did so. think how many un-
dertakcrs would be happy.
0 O 0
And talking about _the SENTINEL.
we presume that the first time we
say something wrong. some one will
probably say thcy SENT IN EL.
0 I. O
“'e'll probably get a rise out of the
advertising department. for the fol-
lowing. but here goes:
ADVERTISXNG SLOGANS REVISED
lils Master's breath.
O
“'c'rc really not so buggy over this
radio stuff as some we know of. but
still we'd onlylistcn to it and fuss
over it twenty-live hours a. day if wo'
had the time.
Of course. we e}pect our readers of
the weaker sex to contribute to this
column. but being the head of a
small but. powerful lunged family we
request that all endcanng tcrms be
omitted when addressing us. or our
friends might have to say it “till
ilou crs. ‘
Safety first is our motto.
O O 0
Now that we have become a little
better acquainted. even if you haven't
a contribution to send in now write
and tell us that you would like the
column continued and incidentally
say ngood word for Cal Endcr and
we'll go to the boss and get—proba~
lle fired.
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As the radio stations say. this con-
cludes our program for today. we
are new signing off.
Much ’illige.
CAL ENDER.
,—
For Golds,
influenza
sodas a
Preventive
Note and Comment i
Dancing yourself to death is vcryi
foolish. Almost as foolish as work-
ing yourself to death.
C C O
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Roses are red. voilets are blue; su-i
gar's so high. oh what to do?
0 O 0
British ghost expert claims-he rawl
the ghost of a horse, and we claim it!
was a night mare.
O
The baseball pools,
and suckers. are with us.
0 O 0
full of sharks;
One reason the marathon donor:
should be stopped is the girls are out—
dancing the men.
0
It is estimated that high water thir
spring has washed away several thou-
sand stills.
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A ball player ionfs when it is tool;
cold to loaf and works when it is too“
hot to work. .
s s s
Since some Fiji kids are tattocd all
over. Fiji parents frequently beat a
tatoo.“ _ ,_ _
s' s o
Frenchman planning -‘0 compete
with Ford may fail. French cars
won't understand American cursing.
0 O O .
Louis Zehnc‘r has been a Balti-
more cop 42 years. Lew must be
20 years ahead with his sleeping.
...--_ ..... ..______ _. ,
o o 0
Kisses are the language of love.
Some girls talk too much.
s s s
“roman mayor says she will run
Thebes. Iil.. like her kitchen. so she
may save a few scraps.
0 O O
Keeper Donahue has watched New
York 200 animals 52 years. His life
must seem like one long drink.
0 O 0
Mr. and Mrs. Max ()scr have bought‘
a Swiss farm and can settle down to
raising Alpine yodcls.
O O
0
Kansas City (Mo) wife asks .di-
\‘orce because hubby will not bathe.
Spring is so warm in Missouri.
0 O O
No rain has fallen for 60 days in.
Shensi. China. and the fish are forget- l
ting how to swim.
O O 0
Irish planning for the Olympic
should be good cross-country runners.
They run a cross country.
I O O
Proper way to wake up businers is
with a,few rousing cheers.
MASON") DIWBY.
A stated communication of Oil)
Well Lodge. No. 103. F. and A. M.. will
be held at its rooms. 80. Main street!
Tuesday evening. Kay 1. 1923. 8 p. in.
Work M. H. Degree.
All Master Masons cordially and
fraternally invited.
Fraternally yours.
CHAS. A. PFAHL, \V. M.
Atteat:
ASA T. LOUNDES.
Secretary.
Butler Chapter, No. :3. R. A. 11;.-
meets in Masonic Temple. South Main 2
Street. the‘ and-and 4th» Tuesdays or
each month at I o’clock. Juiv and
August excepted. Au R. A. Masons
cordially and internally invited.
F. 8. LYON. See's;
.. ’_'~a- 1‘.‘
3! MN BRALEY
Some fellows plead for do» one" of your man...
Asking to via: With you. once in a wmi... ‘
' Others implore toroocasional chances "
m they may in“ in the light of your srr 1..
That's fair enough. they are modest in plcadnrw'
I'm a bit dines-em. constantly I'm °'
Making it plain to you—am I succeeding?
All that I'm asking is all of your time: 1'
5.
"Give me a thought. now and then." 33.. yo
“I can't expect such an awful lot more."
I don't. resemble your other pursurers,
“Think of me only." is what i imploy-pf
Think of me night-times and think of mo «5.. _.
All of my mind with your glunior is fralli'll’;
’ So in your quiet. your dull or your 83,. um... "
All that I'm asking is all of your thougm.
ul‘ “‘Cfirg‘
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Others may plead for a share of affection,
Asking for "only a bit of your heart.
Though it be merely the tiniest section"—
1 want the whole of it. not just a part!
All that I ask for is all of your leisure.
All of your time and-your love and-gm “ 1.1%
What I desire is beyond any measure.
All that I ask for is all that there is:?
(Copyright. 1923. NBA Serflce. lac.)
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