/ .nuusd to the ‘mchm Winona-UM _I.l..&A.l’..GOI.DlN.-hups. IARL o. DILAND. litter-and General Manager. ' Issued daily. evenings. from Sentinel building. 97 Washington street. . South Norwalk. Telephone: Norwalk 9: end 98. Branch Oflloe: « Wail street. Norwalk—Telephone: Norwelk 1808. Single Copies .......... Three Cents By Mail. .............ss.oo per year Entered at the South Norwalk Post once as Second Class Mail Matter. Miniature Almanac in marrow High tide 10. 53 a. m., 11.23 p. m. Tuesday, January 2, 1923 The Associated Press is exclusively for publication of all news dispa _ es credited to ”it or not otherwise in this newspaper end also any local news published herein. All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. A Thought for Today The Lord is good to all: end his tender mercies are over all his weeks- All they works shall praise thee, 0 Lord; end thy saints shall bless thee. --Psa.lm “5:940. Years do not make sages: they only make old mam—Madame Swetchine. ___...____.._.._____— Household Budgets. Household economsts are urging people to adopt household budgets end banks end similar institutons give out account books prepared so that. people can apportion their expendi- tures after some standard plan. While many people lack the persistence to carry out such a scheme, those that do arrange a good system for home end personal the foundation of savings end business success. Officials of any Norwalk bank would be very glad to advise as to methods end procedure. Young couples just beginning wed- ded life do well to study expenses with conscientious thoroughness. Many matrimonial ventures have been wrecked on poor home finance. Such 'folks might have money enough for a modest start. But their usual plan was to spend their income as fast as. they got it. When special needs came along they had not planned for them. and were in difficulties at once. Love often files out of the window when the purse is empty. A married couple ought to study some of the many works issued on family budgeting. and get an idea of what the experts think is a normal division of income among the various classes of expenditure. Then if they find they are spending too much rela- tively on food. or clothing or rent or incidentals, they can study that parti- cular item and see if it can not be re- dueed. The family budget ides. implies that ’eopIe will take the time necessary to keep a. faithful account of expenses; This habit is a splendid business training. and it encourages methodi- cal ways. Most people who have kept such accounts regularly become able when they get the totals of their various lines of disbursement. to see that in this or that direction, their costs are too much for their income. A sensible person should find little satisfaction in continuing a liner of expenditure which is extravagant and beyond his real needs. _____._____ Unattractive Dwellings. In a certain town not far fi'om Norwalk. the main line of travel is faced by a succession of attractive and cheerful looking dwellings. But Just as this street approaches the busi~ . ness center, it passeéa group of run down houses. The tenants thereof. depressed by the dismal character of these dwellings, make no enort to keep them up. The result is to lower the character of that town. as almost all the people who go through the place are unfav~ orably impressed by those few decad- ent homes. Seemingly it would pay some of the folks who own nice hous- es on that street to buy those forlorn properties, clean them up and paint them and encourage the tenants to keep them in good condition. Their own property would gain from such a change. which would help,the whole place. Many towns have similar con- ditions that call for action. __...___ Ugiiness and Beauty. _ Most cities have some locations that have from time immemorial been eye- sores. The townspeople get harden- ed to thetsight or these places. and think but little about them. They do not realise how they impress e new- comer or a tourist. War-aw. Indiana. had up com...» ly two such unpleasant looking piecee a low swampy tract and dump. A lo- cal enthusiast led a movement for int- meme as a result of which the two locations were lined in and transo formed into an attractive park and a playground. Many taxpayers who had obficted to the cost are now convinced that it has paid. - So in many places. the enthudesm . ofonemanwiilput over praises limhsdbeenregardedas hopele- expenditure are laying . (oi-years. Whowiiltekstheleedin 'Ncrwaik in some Jackets for in. . movement that need file driving en- ergy of eoma,hustler2 . .. . Clutter. Fedeml in the New Tax dis- trict ere ped with untried cases. Piled up behind the three unmet Judges are about 23.000 'ceses waiting to be heard. Many ofiliese will be two or three years “coming to bet." But the situation merely reflects on a large scale the condition of most :Americen courts most of the time. We need a referee system to examine all cases before putting them to Judge and July. and throw out foolish dis- putes. also ones that could be settled 'by compromise. Too many laws. .___.._____. Are YouSure! . —e——h— A woman with‘ two stomachs is dis. covered by the x-ray in Allentown. Pa. She ringiss Annie Moore. The two stomachs, each almost normal in size. are Joined together by Dr. gleerth. That’s something you never heard of before—probably nev" will again. For nature is great on standardisation. While she makes our faces so emer- ent'that' no two are, exactly alike in same when the surgeon begins ea, ploring om' interiors. Somebody said something about the exception proving the rule. —— it You read about Miss Moore of the two stomachs. and say to yourself. "Thank goodness. I have only one stomach. Enough indigestion as it is. without having two." ’ ‘ How do you know you have a stomach at all? Did you ever see it? Did any one else ever see it? Of course not. You take it for granted that you have ‘a stomach. Every human- that's ever been opened has been found to have one. so you accept that as satisfactory evidence. Maybe you have two stomachs. maybe none. ception to the general rule. and no telling what it'll be. ‘ At least nine-tenthsof what we think we know is hear-say—second- hand knowledge. You, believe that there's a country. China. But were you ever there to find out far your- self? .had. that they were in Europe. was the word of their officers. ‘ Mthout accepting second-hand proof, for all they knew they might have been is. Africa. A favorite line of Big Talk makes much of the advisability of careful in- vestigation—such as "Don't beliew it unless you see it with your,owr_reyes." Alas. there's so much to be seen. and life's so short, that we have to ac- cept rumors as authentic when a suf- ficient number of persons verify the mm”. In the last analysis, how do you know that the stuff you use to run your auto is gasoline instead of water with a peculiar odor? Did you ever 'anslyse it to make certain? Even if you tried, how can you be certain that the method is corect? With most knowledge based on hearsay evidence—rumor—smail won- der that the Wt'kld is cluttered with misinformation. Back of this is a de- finite peril: Certain groups, are for- ever conspiring to make the public accept faked hearsay as established fast. ______._____. Wolves. A great pack of hungry timber wolves killsand. devours 5. white man and two Indians in Ontario. City people, secure era comfortable, read about it and it seems unreal. a page from the pastl Yet it is not many generations since nearly every one in the northern states and Canada had to be on guard against wolves and simi- lar perils. Life is getting soft. We have con- quered 'our natural enemies. except germs. This leaves us more time for stealing f‘rom and killing each other. Co-operation is dimcult when common perils vanish. Might be a good thing for nature to turn loose a few million wolves on us. , -————-.-r--—-é- Notes and Comments. - A man slipped on a slippery side- walkand brokevhis New Year resolu- tion. ' s 'e ' e ’ So many he“)? cigars were sold the price of cabbage say go up. ' , e .e vs 'Our~tdee of the easiest job in the world is a good-looking rich girl mer- rying an ugly poor uien. - ' h.’ I4 O. ' “ladies first" is the men's slogan when it is dishwashing- time. 0 O O A Cincinnati man who expected a street car to detour 'around his auto will m. doctors think. 0". somepeoplsttomcumingthegoverny mentadhoursaday. . ..e e a Moneyisnotveryimpettantunlsss lyouheven’tsny. .. . , En- ' the- whole world, we’re all about the- There's‘eiways the ex-' The only proof some of our soldiers . Sleep is arrestthing. Itkeeps. as r‘ r; . .2’; 4,5. . .‘r’. \e mm) Practical Palitics in BY Mm'ION BRONNER' \rlA Stall Corcspoudell. ERLIN. — Fearing harder times than Germany has ever _ seen, the Social Democratic Party ‘has deemed it un- wise to take part in governing the re- public, during Jan- uary, Februaryand ’ March? Such is the reason vhy the' biggest volitical party in he Reichstag allow- ed the Wirth cabin- et to fall and per- .. .nltted Dr. Wilhelm Gone to build a ministry which, for the first time since the revolution. contains not one Social Democrat. The Reichstag consists of: Social Democrats. 173; Centre, 63: German National Peoples Party, 67; German Peoples Party, to; Bavarian Peoples Party, 20: German Demo- crats, 89: Communists. 15; miscellane- big business, led by Hugo Stinnes. The Democrats are the republican business element. That Centre is the Catholic party, many of whose workmen be— long to Christian labor unions. Others are small farmers and tradesmen, ai- industry. like August Thyssen. also belonggto it. On the whole. it favors the republic. The Social Democratic Party is sociallstic—a war-kin gmen's party. best come the extreme radical workman-the Communists. In Alierica, many look upon so- cialism as a. danger. In Germanyihe Social Ilemocrats are the republic' a backbone Their leaders proclaim be- lief in Mint, but they are not as "red" as they inund. The Communist: are CUNU crats feat them as much as they do the Mona hists. Of the workingmen. about 1.500,- 000 belon to Christian trades unions and are a o amiiated with the Centre 'Democratio Party probe- about 250.000 trades un- bulk of the workingmen -——8.000.000 and over—are of the All- 0“,, 7- gemoiner )eutscher Gewerkschafts- The German National pgm-g par- bum]. some hing like our American ty is out and out Monarohits. The Federation f Labor. Not all, but a German People' a Party is the group of lgreat portlo are also active members JUST A FISH STO R‘.’ the real trade" and the Social Demo-5 Germany of the Social Democratic Party.. As the dominant party in the Reichstag. the Social Democrats al- ways had members in the cabinet. But. the leaders, have preached that German's economic ills 'were largely though multi-millianaire captains of’due to the fact thlt- mac‘iCI-l 131131- nessmen were included. ' Stinnes de- manded that big: business have a share. The workingmen don't trust Stinnes. - The Social Democracy. therefore. felt it unwise to sit in- a cabinet with big business. Also they saw danger if they'continued to share responsibil- ity for the government. It would be better to let big business bear the brunt. The Social Democratic leaders, like Crispien and Scheidemann, will be able to point out that a cabinet of business men has not been able to work miracles. And there is the further advantage of being in opposition, the Social tempt at real reactionary measures. Cuno built his cabinet by the help of the Right and the Centre, but he will have to dance to the crack of the whip of the .Left, if he wants to stay, in power for long. His cabinet is in hock. And the Social Democrats hold the pawn ticket. OR FACT P BY‘ KITCHEL PIXLEY ~ (Our Own Special Oorimpondalt) MOGADQRI-Jr—Sorosim Wimmin'e Auxiliary Fire. Coar, Grand- daughters of Revolution and suché havin' de- bated “Is Men Descended From Apes?" to a finish—of us leadin' citi- zens anyhow—have took to debatin' religious topics. Lest night they debated "Did the Whale Swallow Jonah?" and they let Miss Praisew‘orthy Dean. principal of High School, take part». They sure struck a snag in l’ra‘se- worthy. She's e'God-tearln' spineter all right but loaded to the. muzzle with learnin' in science. 'To hear her. you'd thing she is foster-mother to old Darwin, Spencer and Haeckcl‘ and she can take a spontaneous generation germ of 400 million years ago and evolute him into a. president of the U. S. in 15 minutes easy. ’ Well. Deacon Pratt's wife, Martha, takes the whale's pert. She says . Jonah was an old'critter with little . but whiskers and a great liar. like certain of us leadin' citizens——namin’ us, by gosh! One day he was caught out “with a. crew flshin' for mackrei OYSTER' BUSINESS . “ * CWGES HAN! S crew was about to ‘perish- when they decided to throw Jonah overboard. and there cairn big storm. The “NEW HAVEN. Jan. 2.‘—The ovster business known as' Huisa .& Dunbar. situated ‘at’City Point for nearly 60 years. has been sold. to 1". Mansfield 8: Sons. oyste'rnlen of 010 Quinniplac avenue. Howard W. Beach. sedretary of the Mansfield concern. said that the desirable oyster beds of the former City Poiht arm will be retained and deveIOped further. The Mansfield Company, dealing «mostly in shell cys— . tare-rhea no use for the -City Point opening plant of Hulse a ' Dunbar, hence that part of the acquisition probably will be sold. The mic of the old City Point oyster business marks the passing of Another one of the con- cerns. which were quite numerous which they did. and a. whale what was nosing around swallowed him. After carryin' Jonah around in solitary con- finement for awhile the whale got a stomach cramp and threw him up on . l‘and. These facts is all set forth in the Bible. which is the authority. says Martha. Miss .Praiseworthy ,Déan .then takes the floor with a snort of discord. “Them Bible reporters," she declares, “was like present day reporters. They simply overwbrked their imagination to make a good flsh story. That's all. It's a scientific fact that the whale eats very small sea animals and has is highest ' guiet' no bigfei‘ than a gas pipe. Greased with olive oil Jonah couldn't. have been swallowed. to say nothing of his getting out; once in‘. Science says the thing was impossible. How- ever, if‘ Jonah was as small as our self~styled leadin' citizens. as Sister Martha» claims, maybe the whale did swallow him." And then the darn meetin' votes un- animous that the whale swallowed Jonah! ' Anythlngcastin' reflections on us, leadin’- citizens goes. in this pettiuutt ruled towm. - . years “melons the water front. About twice "as much power is re- quired to stop an express train as, tastes-tons. -_ mom m mmms "Eavebeen hobbled with weak Itidneys'sincechildhood.” writest.‘ n.3ythensommMichigan. “New thelemssaryxind of mm This Will Pro YourEealfliAgainstWintersStst-nlymsg. E’BW— ”my—83038 ig‘ pattertyeddhavehad‘tsrrlblebeeh- e: 7 acheandthettiredoutfeelinghssd . l E Democrats wil be able to block any at- . __But when they see the pep of her. TUESDAY, JAN UARY 2, 19% ' Nobody Home mt name: my my In matters intellectual she' snomewhat ineffectual. She's more or less a dumbbell as it were. Ber tail: is sheer inanity. her head is full of vanity, And yetyoullketorunaround with her. Her cook, ery's deplorable, but. oh. her smile's adorable. And yetyou like to run around with her. She's lacking in ability or any true utility. _ But she's a. floating feather in a dance! ‘ She doesn't toil or spin at all or aid her married kin at .3 She doesn't help her mother or her dad, It keeps those parents hurrying and figuring and worrying To earn the dainty garb in which she’ a clad: the grace in ex ery step of her, 'I-Ier loveliness, her airy-fairy style. 1I'hey cannot view her frettully: and somehow unregretfuliy They feel each cent they' ve spent is worth the while. The butterfly is glorious, you don't become censorious Because it doesn’tiabor at a task; Perhaps it is undutlful, but if it's gay and beautiful That's just about as much as youran ask. And when a girl is kisseble. with prettiness unmissable. -Why moan because she isn't it een and wise? We should assume an attitude of undil‘ted gratitude That such a lovely picture greets our eyes! (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service) ‘aa 58 WALL 8T. 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