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WHEN ' YOU SLEEP.

 
 
 

 

'k Ikltion. former welterweight
Wpion, offers 810.000 to any one
can make him sleep normally.

'I had insomnia for a year.
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t's nervous troublc.“ says nrltton.
ining for '30 yours has proved too
Much. “'hilc I haw-n't :1in particu-
deligns ’on gctlim: {he lmtTDnck.
“figure. I can still box a lot if I can
to sleep. It i cnn'L 1' ll be forced
quit."
ack. why don't you try reading the
fnxressionsl rI-corIl ?
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rtngthc JO) nith \Ihich no clom-
031:: and rust our \vcnry bodies
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' that'slccp is simply :I lt'iHVilllt'lll
I it‘s. llt'('(‘>4’-=.’ll‘j' 'in rid (Mir
0‘ of poisons I'If‘tjlllllllillil'll while
. ..
in theory. by In: llol‘ik, I..- that
Ml: the“ (muse ol’ Sli'i‘ll. \\'IIcn
anger is intcrrsting («mu-gh to
Willie. we chloroform our»
With slumiwr. it so. \\‘I- sloop
Iii our subconscious minds In!
at this ratln l‘ dull lII'I- on OzIrth.
II one of tin most baffling: enig-
nnturc. in ~xlu- p Also. our of
Rust forms ol II-nl “‘t'illlll. or
Dollars and I‘IIIIII- him) their
en natural HIM~D is dcnicd

' “3’.

"would you not gixc to know
. Mppelw to .Hmr I'vul su-It' when
“ . ’leOI‘Ct‘S you from the motor--
ISM? -1 .
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Inuhxo.

$500. The misc druggul :Ilong
T30 years. the litigants spending
610.000 in umwuling to highcr
It”. or 20 times the amount at
ice.

7A judge now dismisses tln- suit. un-
settled. lioth litigants nrc Ill-ad. So
H‘onc ot' the original lawyers. No
‘ cflis Certain whnt thy bone of con-
on oi. the start was. Some think,

.. .
«hing is wrong with the legal
that permits the spending of
1"" ., to liefcrminc'tlu-

”fl

- figurine“.

* in. champion huntcr em-

. -‘,‘3Ii'ncle Sum, "works" two
hi -mth Dakota. llr' kills
' itnd lWO lmluzlls. ail} 0N;

Methirds of thcm bore

’f’ hnvlng been in traps“

they had escaped, or of
shot

 

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soy; animals nrc hard \to

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evenings; {rum Sentinel

Norwnlk 1388.
,. Three Cénts
. m1. n. . . . . . . 49.00 per year

Alamo for Tomorrow

title 5 :17’.» m., .5- :35 15. m.

Matches credited to it or

ownership of ‘

tap or shoot. as: John.
Experience is valusbie. to human

were acquiring it. Yet“ getting

we remember and learn. -
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MIDDLE-1330‘“ .

 

telligent but heartless high-brows.
world today needs “heart."
than intellect.

lure matters of

charity. decency. brotherhood.

________.-——————-——-
FORD.

 

Henry Ford’s factories In America
turned out 121.765 passenger csrsand

shows. {
It was Hen'ry's best montfi' on'rec-
70rd. and 32,000 cars more than in
October. 1921. ‘
Further. it was at a rate or nearly
1.500.000 machines a‘year—Jor only
100,000 less than total auto registra-

tion in our country in 1916. Today
there are seven times as many cars.
_____..___...._._
EITHER.

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‘ Two radio fans have a distigrcemcnt
at Dwight. Ill. Rdwavd MoVVIlliama.
who has only a receiving lift. ci'llms
that his rightful pleasure i... lntcriercd
with when neighbor Wiley llcrzman
operates his sending station.

Ed ws‘nts to know who owns this
ether. anyway.

So he mI-s a. suit In Circuit‘Court. ask:
ing a definition of other rights.
If thc radio business keeps on grow:
ing and Eddlves another 10 years.
he'll probably find that ether' rights
“will be pretty thoroughly scwcd up by.
somc corporation. The good bets are
ll"\'(.‘l‘ overlooked.

_4_._.___
.VO'l'l-I AND (‘0.\ll\ll'IN'l‘.
H. G. \Vclls lost in politics. He

should in “Fells cnoiigh alone.

.\l~'\ico is making: t‘nccs at us be-

cause we llith‘ll'l noticed her.

horn in Ncw'Ym‘k was llvc

It was a giraffe.

A! lmln
t‘I-ct lull.
1111- reported rc-

('I-ntly

hip: :Ipplc (I‘op \\ o
is :I hi}: cider crop no“:

 

chivalry.
in the Scnutc
first day.

Speaking of Southern

Gum-Irv- gnvc his soul

to Mrs. l~'cltmI (In tin-
“'0 hate to IIII-ntion unpleasant
things. but income taxes are due
:Iimin ten days before Christmas. .

 

llnssin is making :Iutos. “'hcn poo-
IIII- hcgin to get on their fI-ct they want

to gut olT their foot.

 

whines :Ind jccrs until
Imrl ilC‘I'rS.

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will llilVl‘
wincs

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Sonic pcoIleTIind their most pleas-
:IIIt l‘t'lli‘CllonS in a mirror. '

[A short street car conductor writes
us lluffnlo girls nrc tattooing butter-
flies on their knees.

 

.
lIoc-s the army or employee who
watch the clack know it can't mark
”Inc and get anywhere?

'l‘hrm in planting n narcissus bulb
comes when guessing it it will be a
Chinese lily. jonquil or onion.

 

These heavy earrings the girls wear
are artistic and besides they keep the
cars from flapping.

 

\Vhy doesn't an auto maker put out
a 1923 model with ready bent fenders
so it always will look new?

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When a prize fightcr's condition is,
not 0. ‘K. it is often K. 0. it’ you
know what K. 0. means.

 

‘ Hitting the ground is much easier
than hittingru golf ball because tho
ground is so much larger. ~

 

Football backs are. very Jot-ward
young men. it you care for such
things. '

 

Perhaps» fat men make the best
salesmen, because they have the
bulge on the slender salesmen. '

 

Vi'hat's in’a nnmc? Maine National
Guard cavnlI-y'has a Major Gallup.

 

‘If we got. everything' w;é wanted

there wouldn' t be room to put. it. "
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Faint heart never won (air lu’dy

but fdt- head has. "‘7

 

Life is ups and downs. If there

 

as much as coyote» and bobcat; But
most of us raise a mighty howl while ,

caught in a small trap‘ usually sures - '
us from a larger trap latch—provided

A‘new word combination. “middle-
brows." is coined by Margaret Slat:
tery. lecturing in Boston. She says ' ‘. .
the world needs middle-brows rather ,
than unthinking low-li'rows and in- '

Margaret is on (the right track. The
rather

Big problems remain
unsolved becsuse thcysre viewed as

intellectual problems when they really
“heart"—-tolerance._

trucks during Octob‘e’fi 'finsi cfieck-up

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und where one for:
son's rights end and nnotlIer'3_bcgin.'

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BY Kl’l‘Cfl'lfll] PIXIIEY
(Our Own special (hut-summed!)

MOGADORE. Nos.
citizens is relieyed of danger from
haxin' goat glands transplanted into
us to gin: pop and vigor to the town.

Mrs. llosworth. council president.
has '(x'lthdrew her gland ordnance.

You see. u chcmtst down at Green-
wich heard or our glundo~nosworth
Ililcmmer zmd comes down he‘re. to
soothe us with :I tablet. that‘s a sub-
stitute for gland operations. Vim and
vitality. zit—up-nnd-g‘lt. social {riski-
ncss. orcn dIIrr-dcviltry—-—-thctn was
that tnblet's virtues' '

It sure looked like nescoo from the
l'osumth squirt gun full or gland
juice and we pcrsundcs Mrs. Presidcnt
llosworth and [Mr council Into a con-
ference That chemist was a clo-
qucnt crittcr and ho talks the goat
g’mml council into ngrccin‘ to suspend
its Ordnunr‘J till the effects or his tab-
lt‘ is is :Ictooalcy Sl‘i‘ll in rI-spcct of vim.
rigor, pep. etc.

That throws us lendin' citizens into
n scorn-t cuucuss us to who shall try
tlIcIIi tniIlI-ts. First thing. Oswell

since I kept. his hens out of my gar-
Iran with fish-hookl baited with corn.
gits up and nominates me as bein' so

25-‘U9 ‘endm'idam'yimlcss'as to test tablets loaded

witlr‘ No. 6 giant powder. . -

\Vimt ensooed is personal. but we
(instily unanimously elected Lem At-
water. our retired town drunkard.

Lemuel has a unimpmhed repute
for heln' poison-proof. anyhow. and
“c overcomes his moi-kl sex-copies by
gettin' the chemist to state that them

cohol. Lem has always preferred 100
per cent. but he figures that. 10 times
10 tablets is 100 per cent. downs that
many with s blissluiexpresslon. and
we departs for home.
Nine A. M. next, day. Main-st
sounds like onc of them‘ fancy cat—
dog-roostv: shuns. \‘clls and shriek:
and cusses makes. up the ogone. Down
the street comes Lem, hls' tablets
workin' in high. low and intermediate.
McI-tln' Rm: Wm. Barnes of First
Church. Lem yells ”Pop! “1100»!
Pop!" tries to make him jazz dance
and when he won't. slaps his race till
his teeth rattles.

"Vino-r! Vitality!

Whoopcty-

 

Southing. who hasn't spoke to me.

snoop!” ycll‘s Lem and dashes Into

 

Q “Inc’s some love-sickness loci-cements

tablets is 10 per cent. condensed aim

M’lle Mai-ye O‘Bryanne's beauty par—

lor. sticks her up in her ivindow as a.
«.er model. hugs and kisses on her

{music clerks and comes forth yellin'

"vows the stun! Whoa-cop!"

" O'Lord! at 6th—st he runs plump

igin Mrs. President Bosworth. I guess

In than tablets. *Anyhow.
promptly Clasps her to his
lowersvhc'r tolthe curlfibune and sons
to‘hu‘ggin" and kissin' her“ furious.
and she kickin' andih‘ootili' like a cir-
cus“caliope. You bct‘us'lcad‘ln' cm-
ups-leaves her rescoo to the police.
That erenin' a committee of us.
meek. and lowly “kc. calls on Mrs.
nosworh to report thatr there: seem
considerable go in themiablets.

"Git off my porch!" she roars.
"What you ohi‘ critters need is
hangin'!" But. she's withdrew her
gland ordnance.

Lem

night and lay your head down by the
wife of your bosom ‘wlthout any fear
that the rising sun will see you tryin'
to outrun a surgeon with a gatlIn‘ gun
full of‘goat glands, do you?

 

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To the Editor of The Sentinel:

Tho world sta'nds upon the thresh-
hold of 9. new social order. This
economical. or Capitalist system c:
produttion and distribution is doomed,

fcI it throws society into the convul-
sions of the class. stf'ugle, and mo-
mentarily threatens to engulf human-
ity in chaos and disaster.

Since the ament of civilization, hu-
man society has been divided into
calascs. Each new form-or society
has come into being with a. definite
purpose to-i'ullill in the progress of
the human 'mcc. ‘Each has been
born. has grown. developed, prospered.
tic-come old. outworn. and has’ finally
been overthrown. Each society has
developed within Itself the germs 01‘
its own destruction as well as~ the‘
gums which went to make up the so-
ciety of the future.

. This capitalist system rose during
the. sevchnth eighteenth and nine-
teenth centuries by the overthrow or
feudalism. and in the course of human
progress mankind has passed through
class rule. private and individualism
in production and eichan’te) from
the enforced and inevitable want.
misery. , poverty; and . damn-uncle of
nausea and bnrmflsm to the amu-
encc and high productive‘mpacity of
civilization. For all practical pun-
poses co-operative production has now
superseded individual pmductiOn. ;~
. Capitalism no longer promotes the
greatest good of the greatest. number.

private ownership of? products. Pro-
auction is carried .91 not: to supply the
“needs of humanity, but: for the profit.

 

Entrust. The worker not receiving
the full product or hisi iabor, cannot‘
buy back' all he produces. The.
Capital“ “81:!!! part Ir; rim
rest must mart

 

 

wore no downs how could there be
ups? 7}

in

Frivate productionL carries with it3

of the l'ndivid'uaf owner. thwmpany "

II Ina-l rate for the world market.

Em in 1914 the capitalist collapse popu-
'l;~rly lznown as the world war.

The
capitalist World cannot extricate it—
HZ" out or the debris. America to-
day is choking under the weight of her
own gold and products.

This situation has brought on the;
present stage or human misery. star-
vution. want. cold. disease. pestilence
and war. This state is brought about
the midst or plenty, when the
enrth can be. madc to yield a. hundred-
fold. when the machinery or producs
lien is made to multiply human energy
and ingenuity by tho hundreds. The
present state of misery exists solely.
because the mode of production
rebels against the mode of exchange.
Private propclrty in the means of life
has become a. social crime. The
land was made I)" no man; the modern
machines are the results of the com-
bined Ingenuity of the human race.
Noni time immemorial. the land. can
to made to yicld and the machines
can be set into motion only by the
collective effort or the workers. .

. Progress demands the“ collective
ownership of the land r-‘on‘aud the
tcols with which to produce the neces-

‘ A'nniurn ‘ot a hlgmhwsyman, he stands
-cupltalist deadlock of markets brought

with his gun before society’s temple;
it depends upon him whether the
million mess may work. earn. eat and
live.

The capitalist system 01“ production
and exchange must be supplanted-it
pi ogress is to continue.

must. substitue a, system or social own-
crsl‘llp or the means of production and
exchange and then only will we have
at- mocrncy. and can practice that word
(Brother).

JOSEPH MACKAY, Jr.

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