5"
,nmlfinmn
\\ I ii\ I .\I).\\'.
.‘ \‘l
,,..i m. ( il-\\UI"‘(‘I‘\’ (‘onw
~~ imn‘tt ('iunml).
l \I\‘
~l .IIIII gi’vutt‘fll
:\ Int .\sstlt'i:ttt~<li
'I ibit" \xill piny-
. - In \\’vdnt-sdu_\.
.\..I this much-
;iu’iiv Flint
-v {minim tlons [but
i" i ..H ll
:l.v .\‘~ll!it'li stnA
iquwhi'i’filt‘lV. Iill‘i.
:n‘. .llitI is sup.
vI'llIlliK‘t'llI, prim-I
it I' lll'llliI, Militrvdi
\'. (rm. ;
{In 4 I'llit’II\ cpl.
l
rt. .1!“ .\lnrrn,\.r
I'll Lusittl (llltII
‘I- intuit “t:ili’gi--I
In I
I'lIIIilI'
1‘- .nlioun in
(ii'ilibon
It‘II .iilII >||It‘lllIItlI_\
ition
1! \\l l)\l7\li\\'.
.1. .\\.i Ill n Iii: llrnnmtic‘
II" ||.i\~ it Linn" I
II.t\.tI\il\\.l in onP'
w III Ii5~< t'.li'1¢‘l'.I
mm, 1:4‘ I'll'IIll‘t'I
lbw III 'l’lli-ntrv‘
i limit or [HIILZIIIIIIII
.l- in inplitnti"
I "-II lilo i‘uti'llt‘)..
r-.«I .ii’l till tltt‘
In .mvnes ot‘ sit-I
.t. l\ oi lint”) It'llHt‘
xti‘i IIIIII .\Ir lift)“-
.i it HI tlu- liltmtI
\\l.l Ii III Ii.I\' t'\t'l",
I i.Iv i>l~
ul' \Il.iI iittvri-sl‘
l Him I] supports
It» won “iii. known
"llil .\ukt [tints tip»'
i,i\‘..» ill IIII‘ lt‘tltill‘x'j
Ill billion IIH'lt' :tro-I
“I". Edit.” I)I.l\—I
,imv All (II lit~ ICII‘
\t HINDI. l’.\\ 5.
|’-.It I \2
ll IIII‘ lit-gt'lll
I Il\, [luv
\\ immi-
t.i‘i~nti-~t Hint
'l'lii~ “um. I
l'xm‘klw—t'ut'ml
Imii xi
mil I’HH”
Ilr-Lw IiI lll- zit: I‘
III .14 ii I-\
'll' 'i‘Iii
IlI‘li‘ LII“
pit‘tllrv
\VIII In“
'l‘linrs—
All‘-‘
Sul—
Illost \onnlrstt-rs
fill
Fli't‘ltli
Settlinv'l on
IlllIIlIl<llt\ to In it gri-tit
litil i
.ri \\.~I-\ "I
it: IIlI' .l in low I'Ill' :i git-.Il
II ‘II’ iix :iIiI'ltiII till'lll'i‘N
'I to II I IIIIIHITIII I'll
i. . 1...in,. r null drixo u
. wt Willi! IIIIII:" Nov. I don't
\~. II it I uni-q | ‘l in mild II!‘—
mini \ui; km)“ :1 I'vlr
i. .~n\\.~. \\Ii.it Ill‘\\.ll:ISI(1IIl‘,
~ II.“ .ll tin: i'll «lo Ill tbr In.
i'\l. \(‘L 'I III I€\||.\\'.
- tnck
imlnn in lii~ smuutinnnl Art
\unhi: :I \\ulnnn in Iltilf'.‘ .
llltt‘ IIli‘ tI.l\'~ ot' (‘li\io:l tia-
.Io Iit‘~ lIH i'ilit. Illt‘ii iiIIt‘ in
Ilit ~lli'l trill‘\<IlHI i‘ol.'iL:"m1*nl
lu II‘IIJI‘ \ il' v. ii‘ 5 lull ': .l \\'U-
l‘i‘ I Il."’ 'IIIII- mm In .I Nit-1|?
I t\ ..t.»\\ it .HIIIIII\ [4.an
MI. in. 4.. . I“! III ti.- l'ull
i:;It ,lo- liw lll slunds
l4ll IIi\II.i~ I\ lit ‘Ilt‘
>:-- 1! limit: \\lII lulu-I
l“'It\ .lll‘I I"t|~I.I\, li-Itr IIIIil'l
.txit \llllrIi\lII~ :ivls .Illil :ix :iI
lm ltiivv '.\t IIlt' Slauv lmot‘." I
IlaiiiifleES ON
WAY TO HOMES
«I‘ mtlnuod from Page une) {
.—
‘i'I'lS and on loaning the:
t I-w will tin :‘lllt‘t‘lt‘llll (It'I-I
I\pwtt<l to bun- its rcport
l [IIISk‘llI-llllill to IIH' lll‘t‘fli—
uo-i-k
I'N In. 7,
III it
\ ’IIK (‘iniri'hnit-nl
tlu- world will ho
Illit rimiiottul rt-lig-
lil’t'fit‘l'\l‘ tht' l't‘r
m. \\;isiiln:ton nrmnmont
.\lllt‘ll('illl di-lcgzitns
;~ols..i:.-u lit‘\l August to :i
ri-ligions ('unclnvc,
\ .mmnmmi b_\ lir. lit-nry
.I [LISHI‘HKI‘T Oil IIlt’ Atl‘ii
on his wny to (‘oni‘i-r
- lllfl'l‘IIlll’Ilt‘S 01‘ IIH‘ \V'Orld
;viI~ trI
-r.'LI.lllI'/.I'
Ilt‘lli
.\ I4;
\\Il' ll
Iiltll lI
.I.| "
Lli'crptury
ln'ii'v'nn-
lli'
Mm i.‘< (is III‘I'III
"II \lli'inH-. t'or
~'Il.“IlilI through
'V'ENDS LOAN TO FARMERS
‘~‘3‘II.\$_ Hub T l-Ixtonsion
., ~ ‘Lll‘llit‘ls (it a loan of
‘ I \ thw Kt)\t-’i"illllt’ni and t9-
iissil in.
.' cliii-t'tnln
HARD TO CREDIT THIS STORY
if True, However, it Shows the Re.
markable Subtlety of the Mind of
the Oriental.
One ingenious lt‘ dishonest native of
India turned his ’
. (lurk shit) to c ’
"(momm- \ xcelluit
lnors of (‘nlcnttn university. says Lord
Prederic Ilmnllton in
Before Yesterday," told me that thrre
but] been a grout iIt‘ilI of trouble about
the examination [\(ll’it‘l‘S; by some
means or other the native students al- I
ways managed to obtain what we muv
term “ndvunt'o” copies of the pziiu‘ré.
My lnforninnt bud accordingly devised
a 5111th to stop tlw leakage.
of buying tho [vapors
ltrintvd In the
» usuuhfnshion ho ('HIIi‘lI in tho sorvh‘t-s
of it sinule “bite printer on whom he
(‘UllIvI ri'ly. 'I‘in- “bite- printvr received
tho pnpilrs early on tho Inorniniz of the
day dosimzntod for the examination
and duly sot IIit'ilI up on a hand press
inside the building. lie bnd om- us-
Sistnnt‘, u coolio who wns i'lnd only in
loin cloth and tut'lnin; by no possibility
Could he cont-till any pnpt‘rs about his
person.
In Sp"? of those pri-vnntions, bow-
ovcr, it soon Ii("':|lllt’ clcnr nt thi- ex-
amination thnt sumo of tho stud-Ants
had in previous knonlvdgi- of tho tint-s-
tions. liow bud tin-y mnnnizi‘d it?
Eventually it ililllt'l'l't‘ii tlnit tho i-ooliP.
inking mlxnnttice of tho momentary
nbsvnt'c of tho whili- printer, bud
“bippvd off his. loin cloth, sat down
on the “form" and thou I't‘liIilt't‘tI his
solitary garment. Win-n ht! was
obliged to strip on going out the
printing ink did not show on his diirk
skin; and all that he had to do was to
Sit down on n largo she-ct of white
. paper for the questions to be printcd
off on it. Then. with the tilt] of it mir-
ror, tho stuih-nts could onsily rt-ud
IIH'IY].
The oriental mind Is subtle.
CHINESE BUY OFF BRIGANDS
Bandit Chieftaih: when They Get Too
Powerful,- Are Dealt With in
Peculiar Fashion.
(‘uqtom has prescribed a convontlon-
nl Solution of the problem of brignnd-
my: in (‘hlnzL When a iTrlgnnil has
gone lit-yond the orthodox limits In
tho torrorization of the ri-gion in
which he oporntos. the government
St'iS out to “suppress" him. It does
so, In the usual way, by burzulnlng.
Troops are niovod, though not too
closo, and negotiations nre Opened
with the bandit lender. ll" otters to
go [Ilt‘ way of good citizenship in ox-
i‘hnnge for no nppointmi‘nt ns gov-
ernor of u province. The governor
oiTi-rs to llizlkt‘ him a gonornl. Tin-y
compromise on his appointment as
brigndi- ('onnnnndor with a Station
rh-h and ripe for the plucking. \Vhon
negotiations hnvo boon
consummnti‘d, the government troops
are brought up. They launch on at.
the bandits. fire into the
air for a few minutes and then with-
draw. Ulticinl proclanintinn is undo;
the bandits linve boon dlsporwd nnd
ordt-r rcstorml. And tho formcr bnndit
linds tbnt “squm-zo" is fair
lnoro profitable than robbery—null
llllll'Il hws linznrdons.
Such i\‘ the history of not a row
of the outstanding notables ln Con-
tmnporury (‘hlnose public life.
I) pull
His Aliment Diagn‘osed.
"iVuti‘rI" yelled the t‘ervmlt orator.
“Aqua, iiqun !" he shouted. lupslng Into
Lntin, his mother tongue. “Aqua
puru! The greatest gift of Nnture to
thirsty mun! “'hut would the ocean
be without wuter? Answer me thnt?
“'hnt—"
Tlnit question had never struck his
audit-um.- before. They pondered in
silence.
“Writer!" cried the orator again.
“What would Niagara falls be without
watt-r?"
Another stupendous question. His
audience SIIl‘r‘o-d wsllcssly; his argu-
ments won- too much for them.
"Of wlml use," screamed the speak-
er. "Would our bathtubs be without
clean, bountiful water?"
As one mun the audience turned and
left the hull, perhaps to consider out.
side the orator's bruiny conundrums.
But one lgnorunt fellow said to an-
other:
"That mun has water on the brain!"
“Houston I'ost.
The Shapes of Eggs.
An expert recently entertained the
Zoological society of London with a
mathematical disrussion of the differ-
viii-es in the shape of eggs. A few
i-ggs, like those of the owl and the
I I l':'4I SHII‘H corporation
IIIIWI ll~ agricultural H"-
h\ lie-njzrmin (‘. Marsh.
"‘IIIII (ii iii? I“le‘nI“‘l'S‘
:vvl. “winking today br-
m- Aztli-nlturo commit-
w' I.I'III bill, \xhiwh would
1* .rlt'llml Lirm p"()\Illt'i:-
Ix-vvtv-d would tut’nn IO
Inv only 1hr lilt’llt‘lll'“
l I, \\ .iId (gilt) illilll‘lIi
HITEN ROUGH
L‘HAPPED HANDS J
.. .....-----.------..oo--
i
.,>! LEMONS I
tun la-mIiHH ill-
t'lillt‘t‘< of
drug stnr
nt.~;. slitiko
on irtwiwpint of
. t-ul Ii-nmn-blouch
,. \\ IIII‘ n nut. rough
’l I1l~ limniv-nlzult-
Iv autumn. tn glycer-
" in smootlwn th“
sw inuutir‘s use it to
'v ..- thit sol‘t. clear.
w: i. t .xlnn. because it
t".. IIILIK‘
I . n \
l t i
tortoiso, are spherical or nearly so; a
tow like the grebe's or the cormor-
nnt's are elliptical, with symmetrical
wilds; the grout majority, like the
Ilt‘D'S, are ovoid. or blunter at one end
.thnn at the other.
The. lion‘s eggs are always laid
blunt end foremost. Eggs which are
tho most unsymmetrical are also eggs
of hit-:10 size relatively to the parent
Ilil‘tIS. The yolks of eggs are spherical,
whatever the form of the entire egg
may be. This is shown to be due to
their being enclosed in a fluid, the
“white," which makes the pressure
everywhere on the surface of the yolk
m‘uctlcuily constant.
_______—————
Safety First.
\‘nrlPt—I prithee hyste, SII' knight.
to ”in rescue of a lady Imprisoned In
mother town by a wicked ogre.
' Knight—Oh, bother! This is my
day on“. Why don't you go and save
.‘.or yoursvlf?
\‘tirlut—She is my wife, sir knight,
and she refuses to allow me to engage
in so perilous an emprise.——Puncb.
fl. .____7__.——-——-
POTATO Housas'aunneo
fILAPMITON. Mia, Feb. 7.~T‘en po«
.zto houses contjining sixty thousand
:zizrels of potatoes were burned here
oday. The loss was estimated at
Adv.
macaw. Many , of t
with rat insurance
(Inc. of the European exam— I.
his book “Days ‘
Inst t-ud ,
satisfactorily,
I
t
1""
Reduced by
HARRY RAPF
‘t-.:‘.~ :—~.- ‘4 - “-3... " .
REGENT THEATRE
THURSDAY AND FRIDAY
Matinee and Evening
And Saturday Morning at 10:30
REGENT
Last Time Today
PAULINE
FREDERICK
“TWO KINDS
OF WOMEN"
' and _
HAROLD LLOYD
‘iNOVV OR NEVER"
WEDNESDA I
SESSUE
HAYAKAVVA
in a romance that
Hilziduu> any I()\(* story >in -‘
Ronii-o :tll'I Jllilt‘t,
UV"? ‘
“FIVE DAYS
TO
Hal Roach Comedy
LIVE"
Scem’c
SOLDIERS BONUS 52.500.000.000
\VASHINGTON. Feb. 7.ATbP sol-
diers' bonus would cost the totiz'ral
government approximately $2,500,.th
000 on the basis of estimates pre
pared tor the House \Vnys and Mums
Committee by fiscal Offit'r‘rs of th«
Army, Navy and Murillo Corps,
WHiTE HOUSE DINNER CONFER-
‘ENCE
9‘6} —— l
\VASHINGTUN, Feb. 7. Anoth- .3
White House (I nn: r m n'vran-e to "On-
sidor the administration's lezixla'ivn
program has i» ,n atrzinged lOt‘ to—
night with mouioeis oi the Senate and:
House Republican steering CUIIIIIIIIZHS
In attendance. !
he owners [were ,
Bridgeport
N E IV POLICY
ALL THIS WEEK
Matinees Daily—25c, 500
I
Phone Barnum 4615
urlesque
BARNEY GERARD presents
HIS
OWN
.5.
/l/
WA
With a Big Cast
Neg-£0”
V IV ACIOUS
FLAPPER
MAIDEN S
. ..____..—.. w ,
Caroline Fisher
Matinee
Evenings 350, 50c, 75c
—Plus Tax-—
2-30, 500
Hill
VI.
Week 13
“GARDEN FROLICS”
Week ‘20
“SPORTING WlDOWS”
NOTE—Only the largest and best
ELI-9:: ,ue Companies are selected.
New Company each week.
i
I
l
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
PALACE
LAST TIME TODAY
One of the most sensational
photo piay: ever made.
“W’HY GIRLS
LEAVE HOB E”
alt.
ANNA Q, NELSON
.rl .
HAROLD LLOXD
“NOW OR NEVER"
WEDNESDAY
Double Feature Program‘
MACK SENNETT’S
Five Part Comedy_Production
“HOME TALENT” ~
Including Ben Turpin, Phyiis
Haver, and Charlia Murray
mmrxxmrrerM-Wwwwwrflmxx
and
WALLACE BERRY
in
"THE NE'ER TO
RETURN ROAD”
international News
Thursday, Friday and Saturday
Five Acts. Broadway Vaude-
ville including
Horace Goldin’s Masterpiece
The Positive Sensation of the
Century
“Sawing a
Woman
In Half”
The most baffling. bc\viid°r-
int: and unexplainable novelty
on the American stage, in full
View of the a‘JtIIPHI‘P. a beauti
t‘ul girl is sawed in half.
An attrarzion that has puz-
ziod the loading Scientists of
Europe. presrnted by
JOE DOLAN
FOUR OTHER ACTS
and
FEATURE PICTURES
Kendrick & Chase Garage
Scored Cylinders Repaired
airy-Acetylene Welding and Brazing
TELEPHONE 91!
13 Raymond 82., South Norwatk, Conn
._
VALENTINES
at
The Hamilton Shop
49 Wall Street
I .
I
I PAULINE FREE-ERICK, 3'2;
“TWO KINDS OF Vib:"".£fv
g2] . c PICTURE?“
AT REGENT TODAY
any, starringjiatxfid‘lzicfijd, in “Now
01m. .. ‘ ‘
. l)z*uggists
S C'E‘STMENT
“'tm‘a three-reel sale-splitting eem- Emil}: Bleeding
In a ' '
Pilcs (org-d in 6 to 14 Days
refund money
r req
if.
PAZO
:aits _ to cure Itching. l
fprove on the secon dose of Foley
Kidney Pills - and t: as’ I jest lilmi
i:cW."-Stillson-Pou'elt Corp. ;
._. Hi
i
F. S. LYON
JOB PRINTING
South Norwalk
NOTICE
It you have been looking for a
good coffee and téa that you used
to get before the war, call me up
or drop me a card and I will glad
Wmhwfivxxxwxxxa
call. I guarantee everything I sell
:0 give satiszaction at ch-wmr ,
I
prices. . I
TELEPHONE 2630 I
H. E. Mead ,
50 Woodward Ave. South Norwa§k
’ l
HA!) THAT TIRED. “'OBN—ovr‘
FEELING. ' .
Do you know that “awful tired
feeling," languidness, lame or weak
back, sore muscles, stifi or swol‘e-n
joints. or rheumatic pains usually in—
dicate kidney trouble? Foley Kidnty
Pills act promptly and effectively.
Mrs. Roberta. Lilly. 709 Alton St. Ai<
ton. Ill.. writes: “For"threc years I
had a. tired, worn—out feeling. Yuri-z
ous trf atments failed. I began to 3m-'
’5
I
expert to fit you, and not. choose blindly.
fuction” so necessary to all women of fashion.
CORSET S
In selecting your Spring Corset it is advisable to have an
“7e employ. a
graduate corsetier who has made intelligent corset fitting a
study for several years. and carrying, as we do, the largest
corset stock in the city, “'t‘ can give you that “corset satis-
S‘noos for (rt-x}-
#
, c
SERVICE IS HERE IN, THESE “FORK
SHOES FOR MEN
trade. occupation. and use where the
shoe tells the story.
what's-Ima-
I’rlced to appeal to your purse; styled to suit your own particular need.
$3.00 to $7.00
Milton Elwood
QUALITY FOOTWEAR
122 Washington Street
South Norwalk
i
i
i
i
former pfle’S 98v and $1.75, now ...................... 79c and $1.56
Infants Felt Slippers 75c, now .............................. 50c
Short Flannelette Skirts, $1.00, now ............... 75c
Hickory Rubber Baby Pants, 500, now ...................... 39c
And many other articles specially priced-
J. I. Mallette
88 Washington Street:
Victor wWesley
Has Removed to
48 CHESTNUT STREET
Fenders, Bodies, Lamps, Repaired—Welding.
TELEPHONE 365-5
Specials
W'omen's Vi'ool Hose in a variety of styles and colors.
These consist of broken lines and are reduced {rem prices rang-
ing iiom $22510 $2,98~et ...................................... $2.00
Extra Heavy Pierced Vests and Pants, sizes 38 and 42 only.
Size 38. $1.00, and 42, $1.25
Short Flannrlette Kimonas reduced form $1.50 and $125 to $1.00
Children's “'ou‘n “'ool Leggings, black, blue, brown and grey:
I
Emerson’s New Shoes for Men
Many Styles in Either Brown or Black
STORE OPEN SATURDAY svsnmes
Conneally 69° Bracken
South. Nor-walk,
BE MY }
VALENTINE a
."Express the sentiments of St. Valen-
tine’s day. with a fitting remembrance.
Send her a Valentine as an expression of your
regard for her. She will cherish the feeling behind
this display of thoughtfulness and attention.
Special-For the Children—Funny Face
Bean Bags 50c. '
Thélk
a. ‘
69° K. Stationer
South Main 8m,
S
Norwalk Chronicler