FARM JOURNAL SAYS:
» 4..”- ure inui, but cat nights
\t. iht'.
._ a, .i. is me Hill as he looks; I.
H. ”I 14 nvui-r (Illl.
. liliil \lllll will not take advice
M, 4 ~ {,0 iii-liuwl.
. (mow: < din from being retired
3, it: ill: lii'ml.
.t. l»:_h a iuird may soar, it
_- \ 3‘ mi "ll mirth.
,1:. w “unlit-r who holes a
.l.-i- (luring vacation.
. . i '\:l'|l to linow what a dollar
n} to lmrl‘uw one.
mum flower the bee ex-
v"\ mm! the wasp gall.
'~'ti't much hope for the per-
. mum-d 80‘“ and take a Joke.
i. “owl horse that nevt‘r stum-
mi 11 u-wi wire that never grum-
» ,.,. know: anything better to eat
. (Hull chiv ken, roasting ears and
"ilwluil?
A man really in love will never ad-
mit while shoesmake his girl'-
f.-w inuk larger.
Hr girl who has a talking machine
9. me home may break a record now
u. v! then. but even at that she‘s like-
]? to break the record for staying at
Iii-«re
W THE PRESIDENTIAL CHAIR
rm-kaon served on mrenticeship
u ‘i n saddier.
:‘alk was the first "dark horse” to
La 6‘ oiled President.
i .llmore was the only President who
thrill“ no inaugural address.
=irnnt. Hayes and Benjamin Harri-
nm Were the only bearded Presidents.
'r‘izhieen of the Presidents were It
mow time during their lines in active
11“: Mary service.
William Henry Harrison was the
I'M'Hl of the largest presidential {am-
1 v lili\‘lng nix sons and four daugh-
rum.
Arthur was the liandsomest man
v». ever occupied the presidential
» ~lr and was also regarded as tho
" m- sl dre<ser."
\ion'roe abandoncd the practice of
luv when a young man and was after-
» and. and until his election as Pres-
l .wnt, always in public oflicer.
Monroe was so involved in debt at
t 19 time of his death that it was nec-
1- entry for his friends to provide funds
r r: the funeral tvtpenses.
Tv‘f‘i'erimn and John Quincy Adams
I aw elected by linllot of the house of
r» Presvnintlvefl. neither having gained
- 'linjul’ily of electoral votes.
.IVOMEN, MEN’S SUPERIORS
‘Vomnn‘s intuition is greater than
i .;L of men.
Women are less sensitive to pain
7. ;-. . tin-n. and actually feel less of it
3.1 -. giwn operation.
man are more modest and spir-
in _-v. than men, and therefore, less
l ‘ In acts of immorality.
w-n are more symmetrically
2w A-l than men, and, therefore. an
hs -- t".ir_:efui and beautiful.
- men go to sleep less quickly than
it ? ;'. Sic-op more soundly. and if
lr '..".'.ul health, sleep longer.
-,ri.~n are more sharp-witted than
I! . The reavh is that their thyroid
it 6.: are. as a rule, more active.
. one: are men‘s superiors when I?“
t“ feeling the cold. They can
3' n in bathing longer and stiller
A '~. trim expos‘ni’e.
.rxw.» s'azzxnemrs are fewer than
“w h"?7m‘.‘7“r§. There am only
i x :.>-tourth as many women who
‘ ..:_.;r.r as men thus troubled.
REMARKS 0N Tilt»: ROAD
l "fie-j jaur gas, old my?”
ntaasarrattt—ri Got a Elm?
'l owned one 0‘ them things once.
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V‘Ihn't rut. push be: r W top 0'
. ‘, hill 'n' try'r out on common?
"4-559,.“ and: l'ZZentflhasmf—IB
£3 :p in yo- c..- vacuum tank. hair?"
'1 law at idle: —’bout a mile rm
'f' ‘ a 3'31 I couple mules. m.”~
1* "mead TlmeimtdL
sum or suwaiir
Twirl u wanna EM love am II
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The rise of this bowitching Euro- *
pean “movie” star woo spectacular
and Interonlng. Born In Pooon,
Poland. as your. age, and formerly a
doomlrl In a German department
otoro, Oh. craved the alone. She could .
dance and play the violin. am Joined '
tho RU.IIH "Imperial Ballet. Later 5' 1"
Entrances In Main Strum. Wield Avenue. and Cannon 8m
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» Mill End Sale Starts
r-i-With mighty thrills and savings.
It has been a regular Mill End Day!
Thodsands of Mill End shoppers; thousands of Mill End Savings;
thousands of people findingwhat they wanted:—-big fine Mill End Bargains!
Regular Mill End weather, too, wasn’t it 9
:2'..:’:’.§':::'..‘::‘.§.’. :.:"..'“.:2":‘:.2 ' - After the storm, sunshine and brightness. After the many flurries in
Nogrl I. married to a Poliah nobleman
and boar. the title of “Count-u."
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El-J'I‘LE while ago I feel jusn like
L wanm shoots one guy. But I
changa da mind so can maka five
tousand dolia preety easy. I deeldl
no shoota anybody (or am moocha
it. it: They are for you. They are for?
your home.~ Come and get them.
come vcesit my house and wanta sell:
me somating. He aska me eef I carry
(in insurance. I ts-llu heem my friend
Guissepi carry (is had and I am gonna
carry da mm eef he no queeta geevn
me trouble.
I no would carry somatlng anyway.
I carry too moorha load home one
night before da prohlhish and I fall'
down and alfnosta hrokn (is head. ’
frat guy teila me eef I carry do in- ~
surance and no dead sometime I gotta '
plentn money. But eef I go dead I .
no gotta use for da money. I ask: '
business life, the mighty splendid Mill End Sale!
How it does stand out! How it does produce! How it does satisfy!
1 How it does meet expectation!
Mill End lots e verywliere.
K.
in
Golden Mill End savings on every side. - j
at
heem ee! can zetta iettie bit eef I
“Bet you buy ten tousand dolia in-
surance, Pietro. and you go (lead you
leava plenta money." he say. But
ionga time anyway.
“But you no can tella for sure." he
tousand dolls.” Telegraph Company. or New Your
Rights queeclr I gotta greata idee. cit}. "talked shop" at the mevting or
in an interming manner so that eac :
round I no expect to gotta shot. But .
mebbe someday I gem half shot and o: {be members 19: t that his talk on
ten tousand I am dead for longs time. , The attendance {my a. Tmrmms
And eat I gene fire tousand I no bottle donated by, rramer r; Huge.
keepa (in health and he tella me no. -
dunno for sure eef can spend eel I
ll] lilWANIS CLUB
say. “Mebbe someday you getta shot ‘
So I tella been) l min da insurance. the Kiwanis club at the Hon: \ia—
maka five tousand dolls. Err I gotta ‘Time “Dd H0“ “3' G“ ”W" (’1 I"
gotta “art for longs time. I unit I man. was won b) GM,” Bur”
So i say I no wanta insurance.
go dead. I- say I am gonna ieeve
by surprise and den you get!!! ten L c. Hale. or the “’esttrn l'mon
Juan between you and no for @reada ha‘fikti’l'lm- \esterday noon. but did it
applied to them.
main: preety 8006‘ proposish. There was an F71r€mbiyzoo¢2 a!
Wot you link? team” e at the meeting. Mr. Hase'a
(Cgps’fisbt) ital}; was along the lines of the use of
-—-‘—O——- .the telegraph instead of a mnogra—
1,: i, ‘phey. personally written lettem or
even word of mouth The telegraph
accomplished the same thing—his re-
marks being more applicable to Ears:
distances—as a letter at a coat that.
was. no? exc'éliive aria-1r; the time sav-
ed was figured up.
a, .‘ No announceme. : has been mgrie
THE TEST . ‘as :‘e‘ of the speaker for nért ‘fi'flk.
ii LlNE 0' CHEER
By John Kendrick Bangs.
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