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Ydti Mll‘ilfi' fir
. Ye poor unhappy bachelors,
l Whmur you may be:
Why you with single
302119 wit; and see.
.9 With all the young damsels !
' \cu meet every day,
While old maid- sud widows.
Are' coming your toy.
I
Then. why don't you marry
And have life in your home,
1 . [And not sit down evenings
~ 3 ‘ And humble alone.
lWhy not get married
1 And have a good Vite,
i
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gTo cheer you along
0n ydlr journey through life.
Yoti'Ve a license to wed.
it you no desire‘
And Jump from frying part
into the tire.
Wheir you retire at night
. it is surely a treat
'. WOW not attempt.
'Sjnce as bachelor I've lived.
You've crushed my fond hope.
Turned my heart quite to stone;
Haunt tins is on the wall.
lust live quite atom
.09: of His Three W turn I:
‘ um 0100.090. '
Virginia St: Julian Mayo, inventor
.udlmoemrer or New Movemmurt
pay a. $100,000 verdict to Wilhelmina
Vleyerrhlayo. one oi his three tome-i;
“wives." A jury ol the supreme «court
'awarded‘ibe amcnnt early In the atr'
w": “EN ARE .MTE. tummand Justice GO! yesterday refulr,
"All," sighed M". JCBUII,‘DWC‘T0 ed to 58! it Slide II excessive. i
never sure of anything in this world." Following the death 7‘ 1‘ ”"00“!“
“Yes, we are," replied her husband. girl in his employ in New Haunt
“Whenever you are quiet for nu . layo’a three wives were digital-rd,
minute I am sure that you'll say some and led the plaintiil, who i :.il livrd
v.
.\'ow I hope you re rtlleved.
'Bnt it causes me a sigh,
Al bachelor I'll die.
CI Water Stud
To hear you wite talking
When you want to sleep.
Tel. n:
i am not butting in.
But so right ahead
it a prize y0u can win.
'You have one chance in titty.
To capture that prize.
Should you be d nappointed
Your courage then diets
-—~CAL SMITH
‘90 just as you please,
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A Bachelor- Reolv to (‘al mi.-
“l'ou Might Try"
The Hat Makeis' Association will Consideiim: v lint f‘al Smith said,
i contemplate a change
it it
hold‘ its annual meeting this eve i x. mm" dull and lonely bachelor .
"1 (”Mal Labor Lyceum. VAlthough it may seem strange.
—-8TEP TO THE PHONE _ ll've thought of maids and widows,
gnd' arrange to have your dinnel'l And damnels hv the score
' t h Countr Club Thursdny And wondi- ri-d it any of them
3;? a t e y ‘fllCould mosibly be a bore
. 'mv Cal's a little discouraging;
Jacob G. Abbott, administrator of With prim hut (W, in fifty;
the estate of the late Jesse Broth But if you drew the lucky one,
well, has sold the property on the Mill She would surely make you thrifty
Plain road belonging to the estate to
Theodore H and Jere M Clark, both of 0V
Norwalk
l'v: had in. many many dreams
wlmt l'd lilo» to do.
«if M a hoinefiivv very 0Wn,
lAnd in it. thorn Wt‘l‘t‘ two.
~THAT SPECIAL LUNCHEdN ,
urved Fridays at the, Country (‘lub is
most popular.
'l'il wont a farm not very big.
. A mmlvst om- it vmt please.
iTt‘ work When i felt, like it.
. M oth- r times take my P380.
Sherill William E. Luke iormally .
openod the court of common pleat-i in 2") ‘Vglfiiflfz‘l'ilnitictzgt;rottor nnz.
the County Court house liunbury, Tho .\er would “Int “on" ”0“?er
yesterday moxning at 10 o’clock and- 'And perhaps “I“, want a gown
immediately adjourned the court again
until m-‘xt Tuesday moming, at the A1110 l'd like to keep a cow.
" in “1le “hi (I Kivf‘ ice cream:
' l of cat-lei-
unme hour, when, thi trio “I“ imagine tho (0 in the garden
will br- commence-d. "
Then how the Mrn would scream.
——“Thiu is a Jonelry Xmas."
A daughttr Dorothy, was born this
Week to Mr and Mrs. Paul Suite: of
Flax Hill Rodd. Mr. Suite: is driver Willi a liorito and now and chlrki-n
at the Central Fire Station. and him And r 200d "'llf‘ll'mlltl' thou-with
- I'll“ rind vou set m:- thinking.
' n3. ‘
"Md" 3” ""‘M‘n‘ c"""""“"‘“° « My am old amend. (‘al Smith,
gl'd onlv keen om» chicken.
With the price of corn so high:
it shod lay .in ”It: or two a day
i think we could not by
A handsome sign bearing the. wnrdii~ Wlwn 1 am “mm, on tho "‘th
"Fairflcld County Farm ilureau," has (‘nivw ('nl and bring your fiddlo:
- < “'o~'ll.celebrate tor evermore
. . . n the nt- . .
mp“ hung on the «lam ’ p0 Then you Will guess this riddle.
office lobby in Danhury. it is in black
and gold on an oak panel. nimllar to
' , ,. . .. n the elor.
The ofllcu ol' the blll‘tdll dlt o A WARNING.
You poor unhappy bitcht’lor
Whorover you may be.
Norwalk soldiers at Camp Gordon, 'Co slow about the rlakt leap
Atlanta, (in, who to local tiionds (‘allod matrimony
that they expect to he transferred to it may be r, p to m'irrv.
camps along the Mexican border in And 1”", you, m” home.
the near iuiiire Mosquito netting is With a win: in stand your "grumble."
included in the new equipmoni. issued lmlr palm. your arhos :tnd groans.
the soldiers at Camp Gordon indica- But think of all the monky
iive. the men say, that ”W “‘1' be This 'tmp" will daily cost
sent to a warmer climate than Goor- Not speaking of vour own affairs.
gia. IWhich.alwayu will be “hoax-ted."
i
_—
a what su Your routines in you: goings out
People inclined to be a me And cvory mp m" tukc.
penititlous are wondering if an irregu- I“, the, "“9 definition
ular outline of a cross seen recently on 0! mp happy married stain.
the. moon is an evil or a good portent.
A number at people saw then “.035 Qo if you entorlain a lhOllf’hl
To capture any prize.
and remarked upon it and many ionn- mGP old mold: or widows.
' ed an opinion regarding “.80108 do Dr "V.” y’oung butterfllpq
. their beliefs
daring that 1! Will a 8006 ”it“ and With painted fare and powdered nose
auxin-ed “megs; to [h]. canary in [he_ And SCH!“ Bhbfl‘b‘lfllfid ClOthS.
iRomember all the facts above
war Others were of the opinion that And think before m" leap.
it foretold some disaster. But thine And would you want ,0“,- wm. to talk
who were not superstitious declared it. when you desire to sleep
tortcasted a storm and Weather candid All“ "0" "1V (“’3’ 01“ bachclor,
listen to thin woman'n say:
lions the next day or two h_ore m; "From trvinz pan into the fire."
And you'd regret the day.
My Dear Friend Tit—_-
'Sinco reading your letter.
1,, Pin a. dismal-aired manz'
«. For the. words therein Written
:1; Have upset in great plan. /
V, . /
: After reading Cal Smith, /
I though I had blunder-ed
. For the prizes I'd been told
Were but one in a hundred.
'"l'."" ~
"-w you come slang,
l am saddto relate.
‘And 11th one'd dream:
Of the conjugal state.
on “mm 0! course you're a woman.
, And enough of a sage
- To know female artifice.
13mm And her camouflage.
. 3' v 11" *7
l would not believe it. ,
if a man had lhlll ranted:
l’lut coming (rod: woman.
I take. it lol- itranted. ‘
~
You alandor your sex.
1 would have you to know:
"Through your story I'll have t!
Matrimony torego.
Thouub castles 1'" built.
And drape I had W
in reply to (‘ul Smitlt'n poem the
the finishing of the postofllce lobby. following was received by the bitch-
l Bachelor's replv to friend's letter.
thing son or burst, and l've never with him for eleven years. I) liarel
utilised it yet!" / him and bring suit.
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