'flnflnnbnn ;.'onn1nn “In the stockyard of a certain packing lflant 111‘ Omaha duclls a handsome. ammo-1 goat whose luxuriant whis- tors. well groomed coat, and majestic horns are good to look upon. He occu- pies spacious quarters. sleeps on bay /‘1 ' Homeota all visiting delegations. d! the "strictly fresh" variety, and in cry other rcspett has all that even the rabbi; fastidious goat could desire; 1' he is a natur-nl born leader, and good leaders are highly valued in husi . ,lieupowadays. A sense or delicacy restrains us from revealing the identity of this supe1- goat. so for the sake of this article we _ ll call him Judas lscariot. or just ‘plain ‘Judas for short. Judas does not floor the butcher‘s knife. for he has an lent sense of assurance that death only come to him through overeat- ing. “The slaughter pen, instead of be- aoarce of terror to him. is a place dilly amusement—a sort of goat Wills show as it were. is Judas‘ chief duty to meet all M “thus of tube goats. 111.111.1111. 1: the stockyards fresh from the W I deep, personal inter-oat in , their welfare. luau every day. it is not the com- ‘filfl policy to provide Pullman ac mm for these visiting dele- aad as a rule the newcomers arrive to a disgruntled state at mind “' slow a Mari-owns readiness .. that contracts with tho saa‘alhaMuI-uaalmam ‘ into this harrowing descriptibn would The Shot Heard Round the World Industrial 00113011015011.3610 York. 71) It: ()r lfihe Parable of The Super-goat souls of the goats. which are useless. are separated from their carcasses, which possess a commercial value. ity and his warm horn-shake he makes those goals feel that they are in the cure of some one “hatches a deep. personal interest in their welfare. He sees that they get the best of ucounf- modations. and after they have rested a day or so, others to take them for a sightseeing. trip around the plant. By this time every vcstlge of depression has left the visitors. and they have adopted 11 this-is-ihcdife attitude._ Of course, all this time the wily goat lead- er has been laughing up his sleeve, or down into his whiskers, or into what— ever part of a goat‘s personal equip- ” 0510017130 But they couldn’t read French. . ment is best fitted to conceal such dia- bolical merriment. But that is run- ning ahead of the story. so let. us fol- low Judas and his charges on the spe- cially conducted tour around the plant. “Ba." calls Judas as he capers on ahead or the party. and the following goats chorus back. "Ba-ha," which, be- ing liberally interpreted from the pure goatesc, means "some goat." Then Judas‘leads the visitors tome abattoir and they... mountings. .never having studied French, follow on through the door that closes fast he- hind them. and right down the long. narrow passageway that will only ad- mit them'single-brcasted. Let us draw the curtain here. To go any further ‘ hippos) I '1? 7 . ll 1. He would draw his lot salary without any «also 0! combos; analytical-Miam- but would min-m. numerous» however. at the show, and after the Neronlan entertainment is over goes out to the cashier’s ofllce, draws his fat salary. This much may be takenfor granted. Judas occupies a hex sent Then he would dine like a real Harlem Daily. and then dines like a real Harlem deity on tin cans garnished with fat Sunday supplements. and walking. boots of an old vintage. But why do the goals continue to follow this treacherous lender who has betrhyed so many of their number? you ask. That, patient reader, is a matter of mob psychology which seems to apply to animals and certain human beings alike. When a number of per- sons get together under-the influence of a, leader they usuallymang a “gone to lunch" sign over the door of their think-factories. In tholngiustrialworld, for instance. thousands.“ otherwise intelligent men are blindly following— In, the hands at his Manda. even suggest any odious comparisons. but we simply can‘t resist this oppor- tunity of letting you in on a secret. I! you can spare the lime to attend the next annual convention of. the An- sociatlon of liflluelfiai Agitatora you will lint! our 81108613004. .lodu, IMF in all lilo hovhiskeml m. mum A m. lm W. ”fl! well. gentle reader. we do not like to. MI W!!! lib MMme-P. Summer Lingerie; Specials l Batiste Envelope Chemises, all sizes, . at $1.00 and $1.25 Batiste Envelope, Crepe do Chine tops with a touch of hand cmbroidci y » 011 the front, v01 y dainty. 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