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SATURDAY, SEARCH 27. 1915
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THE. SOUTH NORWAUH “objectionable from the Govern-l
EVENING W I mnt’a viawpdnt, the parcels were an-
ESTABLISHED copied at the senders’ risk, and they
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JAMES GOLDEE i were just as much subject to seizure
by British and French warships as
E. L. ND A; L. GOLDEN, l food shipped by freight or express.
ROPRIETORS- There is no sanctity, It seems, in the
1Government stamp, it it covers con—
traband-goods. And we may expect to
SATURDAY, MARCH 27, 1915
ENIATURE ALMANAC FOR ! hear, at any moment, that the Allies
TOMORROW. Ihave begun to seize and confiscate
High tide 8:34 a. m.; 9:02 p. m.: such shipments.
Sun rises 5:43; sets 6:13. ‘ ..___.__._..
KEEPING HUSBANDS ON THE JOB.
The Chicago Bureau of Public Wel-
the
EVENING SENTINEL TELE-l
PHONE CALLS. I
92_3_New§ Department, Ifare, after an investigation into
92—3—Business Department. Icaases for husbands deserting their
‘388 —Blg:ll:hr’ Offici’deNOI-walk. j wives, announces that, “Next to steady
”35'3‘ ° 3 R“ nee. l m l t i .
1385-12— City E ditor’s Residence. l emp oylne , p en y 0 children seem
Irra-tz—Businm Mmger.s Rel? undoubtedly to be the best possible
idcnce. Eguarantee of marital permanence and
—-— ; solidarity." Or, in plain'English, when
MASONIC NOTICE. I women have plenty of children. their
OIdWIlLd N 108 F MA M?
e ° 9" °' ' - a ‘ '. husbands don’t run away. This truth
Meets in masonic Building, South
lmay be taken into account by the
Main street, int and 3d Tuesday of.
each monthmfijuiy and August 3,. Il steady growing number of women wllo
cepted—at 8 o‘clock. All Master‘ "don't want to be bothered with be.-
Masons cordially invited. Sylvester bias.
1" Decker, W. M“ Row“ M” thcox,l Among the other best beta for keep-
896.
lllg husbands at their Ilusbanding job
outler Chapter. No. 38, R. A. M. are ”19%
Meets In Masonic Building, South The wife should be big and strong
Main St. 2nd and 4‘11 Tuesdays, 0'; (there the tradition of chlvalric devo~
”Ch month~—July and August exa, tiou to the “little wife" and the “weak-
cepted—nt 8 o’clock. All Royal Arch'
Masons cordially Invited. Charlesl
A. Tuck, n. p. Robert. w. Wilc0x,l The wife should be a good cook.
Seq Sill‘ should be good—natured.
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er sex“ goes glimmering).
. it fairly easy for a man to pick out of
EXPLAINING ANTl-SUFFRAGISTS. . l
The woman suffrngists male and. wife to whom he'll want to stay mar.
lricd. The girl in the case should be
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FIRST, PHOTOGRAPH or BRITAIN'sggE-ATEST BATTLESHIP. QUEEN ELIZABETH.
A Hr,“ .....,, u_ -
llhrc is the first.Ipicturc of tilt-greatest battleship ill the \'\'Ol'l(l'-—UIllt‘$S tllc l’cnnsvlvania, rc—
ccntly launched at Newport l\cw 5, IS to be considered hcr cqual. The Quccn [Elizabeth carrics l5—
inch guns. and with those she has battered thc forts of tilt‘ Dardancllcs.
scls of the all_lcs have hovered about the entrance to the Dardancllcs.
, All during’ this war res
lhclr gulls \vcrc not of suf—
ticicllt. range to rcach tllc forts without being ill danger. They were waiting for thc complction of
thc Qllccn l‘.ll'/.iil)t‘.lll, under construction in the British naval yards with four othcrs of her class.
No word was heard of her till she opcllcd firc in the llardancllcs.
'l‘rhc lritish public did not
cvcn know she had been launched till the ncws catnc that five forts at the entrance of thc Dania—
ncllcs had fallen.
With her grill 5 that shoot more than twelve miles she was ablc to stand oil out
of rnngc of the guns of the fort s and batter them to pieces at her leisure.
get out doors and take some exercise.
Ill 3 day or two you'll feel fairly de-
cent again.
"But." the shocked render objects,l
“it getting drunk involves till that tron-I
bio and Inconvenlellce, why get drunkl
female, shouldn’t be too hard on thoj
manmu Let them mm, a leaf out of» hcaltlly, domestic, amiable. and above
the book of the late Joseph Fels. who “I" eager for children. Any woman:
was always charitable eveli in contro-l who lacks these qualifications shouldl
versy. Here is an extract from a Ict- do 1‘” best ‘0 develop them. I
tcr he wrote to a Philadelphia i'ricndI “‘9 “"9““ fails ‘0 provide women}
shortly before his death‘ with any such handy rule for picking;
“We should not be surprised m the out husbands. The best it can do in2
ChlSlellCC‘Ol'\\‘l)ll19ll's organizations on1 that ”59°C" apparently, is ‘0 “WWI
posed to the extension of the sullrage thcm “W a laboring “13“”11 he “MI
to women. Olllll‘chlon and denial of‘ steady work—~ls far more likely ‘0 “ayi
the
married and support his faintly lhuna;
justice have with some natures I
‘ mun earning a big salary.
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with a degrading position, but evcuf A5 for husbands figuring 0‘“ 11°“ ‘0‘
keep wives on the job, nothing is snldI
Wives are not comm-Ill,
froln thclr:
power not only of producing content
pride lll it. \\'itncss negro slavery; lt
is known that the great majority m‘about “'3‘-
tlle slaves did not desire freedom. The given 10 running away I
The homcs. Ilcscrtlon is u peculiarly mas-Ii
"mi culine practice, l
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slaves despised ‘lrcc nlggcrs.
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very fact that some women do
wish the vote is a prime reason not:
for forcing it on them. but for offering
it to them, Ill ordcr that by its volun-
tary exert-lilo their characters may be DON 0f "
1 my“. my paper," and former ll
brondcncd anti improved.
my hat to women who msent man's. ClllCagO. We learn how a sensible manI
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injustit-c: l pity lllOSC who hug lllell‘j would 80 about getting drunk. I
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chains." I
The "units," however, are likely to; “a sensible man “'Ollldll'l get drunk,"
‘blll let's not argue about that. The?
point is. that most men who indulge ill
HOW TO GET DRUNK.
i From Dr, W. A. Evans, medical ex-
calt h olllcer of“.
turn up their noses at such charitable-
ness. and look upon the letter as anI
artistic “roast." People who uhugl vinous, malt or spirituous excesses are.
their chains" prcfcr antagonism to‘ very stupid “1 staging the perform-I
pity. I once. Whether-they do it without pvc-
—————~—-O—-——-—-—- I meditation or ill a “going-to-gebdrunk-I.
. and~gosb-how-‘I-drend—it" spirit, they'
‘qundcr in the execution, and suffer
unnecessarily. So here is Dr. Evans'
system—take It or leave it:
developments of the war. On the meal To begin with, don't get drunk when
of it, the idea is brilliant, and absurdly you have n cold. The cold may be an
excuse for a “jagfij but it’s a poor
Germany is in a state of siege; thaIz foundation f01‘ 11.
food supply is running low; witll theI The same is true of wearlness. Don‘t
government rntions.‘ get drunk when you're tired, or you
comforts, at Icast are lacking; the‘ simply add alcohol fatigue to natural
British blockade prevents the entrance fatigue. If you are tired when the in-
of food cargoes; but the mails are still; spiraliou strikes you. rest up tor a day
open—me can mail flour, meat, vegeta—
bles, etc., to German relatives and
friends in unlimited quantities. There
is a, weight limit of eleven pounds. but
' we can scnd as many parcels as we
MAILING FOOD T0 GERMANY.
The plan of rclicving hunger ill Ger-4
many and Austria by parcel post slle-‘
ments of food is one of the most novclI
simple.
population on
or two.
Then, before starting the celebra-
tion, take a dose of salts or castor oil.
Now, you're ready. If you must get
drunk, why go ahead and drinkl- But
choose a clean. well ventilated place
, to do it in. Don't hang around a hot
i stove in a close room. on a dirty door
sprinkled with sawdust and pneumonia
gated 6.000 parcels. Chicago stores
‘ germs. You need flash air—oxygen—
rose to the demand, and proceeded to to burn up the alcohol.
put up special foodsmfl assortments
wish.
The movement started with a rush
\in Chicago. Shipments in the first
three or four days, It is said. nggrav
Before you reach the unconscious
in ten-pound tots, costing about $2.00,; stage. nlck out the place where you’re
male prepaid. lacing to sleep it off. u should be a
it was natural that so German a city? well aired room. cool. but not too cold.
:- Chicago should lake up the cam-I lie am the winddw I: open. uni you
pain with enthusiasm. and that the‘ hive mu Nd Me- to has you
. “a M and quickly moustache-n reinstall“ m your may
the not. mm. am it meals»- low. a it will whnoyurm
mthmfuthmmnmwodm tnthnwoffthom
tail-or. all til-matures»! anltmm'llhlvol
mac to nor- a m mfsMrlmmuusmw
uflmmoumomEMmIVd—fi-m u-
... manna-la. 3, m u:- as one an a was
'm, as m a at of m
‘ lot tab o M We
at all?" I
Why, indeed? Ii
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There's no telling how far the warI
may spread. The principality of Mon-1
aco is said to have mobilised its arnlyi
of 75 guards, 75 curbineers and 20 Iirtyi
men, and the republic of San Marino‘
has raised its standing army of do men!
to a war footing of 950. j
W-” [
New York ministers have decided to!
go about] and convert without waiting'
for Billy Sunday to come and hold rc-I
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vival services. That may be all right,;
but it's very irregular,. . I, l
MM—c—w I
SOME DEPOSITS 0F MICA IN THEI
UNITED STATES. I
Mica mining In the United States bc-_
gun with the opening of the Ilugglesl
mine, in Grafton county, .\'. li., about:
1803. Later other mines were oponedI
The World's Greatest News-I in New Hampshire, which for many,’
years furnished practically all thei
n this country. A report by Doug-g
mlcai I
Sterrett. recently issued by theI
his 13.
llfnitcd States Geological Survey as:
Bulletin 580-19. descrlbes the ltugglesé
mine as well‘as other mica deposits in
the United States.
Mica is a valuable mineral in the in-1
uiitrial world. where it meets a do;
mind not supplied by any other mate-I
rial, so that the sources of supply are ‘
of both present and future Import-
liany good mica deposits are
known in the United States and the
production is increasing. The im~
ports of mica are gencrnlly greater;
than the domestic production, but the
nncc.
mica mines of this country could be ,
made to supply all but that small part
of the domestic demand which calls .
for the softer Canadian “anther" mica.
Good mica mines have been worked
in North Carolina, New Hampshire,
South Dakota, Idaho, New Mexico, Vir-
binin, South Carolina. and Alabama.
and promising deposits are known in
several other States.
The occurrence of mica deposits in
many countries insures future sup-
plies oi mica for the'wonldior some
years to come, and the numerous un-
developed mica deposits of the United
States may be considered‘among these
resources. Under present conditions
the mica deposits of the United States
will probably continue to yield a con-
siderable part of the mica used in this
country.
A copy of the report may be obtain-
ed free on application to the Director
of the United States Geological Sur-
vey, Washington, D. C.
RAILROAD TELEGRAPHERS
HAVE A ORIEVMICEf
NEW HAVEN, March Ill—Ollie":
of the Order of Railway Telegraph."
were yesterday In conference with M1-
MII Mobil It HM M. TI.
’tbcring no reported to to relative .
to on ahead grievance hold” ult-
mumuowmmm.
Ann-[tho clar- uht you:
MW?.I.Po-mof It.
bobbin).de
{nationalisation-all—
alumna-mound
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nun-o. ”mm-Humor ,
sane 5101.5
by dry E. Houn.
After a woman has worked
for years to get her daughter
married off, she breaks down
and «tics at the wedding be
cause she is going to be separ-
ated front ‘llel‘ i‘larling Child.
_ Most of the mysterious things
arc fairly 'o’asy of explanation.
but the little man’s desire to
dallr-a‘with large women has
never been cleared up.
TulsIOl left home to get away
from his wife. And there are a
lot of others who have the de-
sire. but lack the nerve to do it.
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The average man's idea of re-
venge Is to take the alarm
clock out into the back yard,
and Illt it with an axe.
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The hen probably Is entitled
to cncklc, but what is the ex-
ruse for the crowing rooster?
If it were possible to grow
hair on it bald head, do you slip-
pose John D. Rockefeller would
be wearing a wig?
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Why ,not compromise with
the women'l. Let them wear,
their hats at concerts If they
will. agree to take them off
when n burlesque show comes
along.
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The principal difference be-
tween 3 wife and a woman who
merely is engaged, IlsItIlat the
wife puts on her own rubbers.
The man who desires to meet
prominent people should not
make the mistake otgolng to
bed too early. .
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YES WE’RE AT YOUR
SERVICE
from 8 a. m. till (3 p. m.—
pllonc No. 609 South Nor—
walk, no}: Norwalk.
l‘:\'cl'_\'illlllt‘[ ncw for flncn’s
and boys" \vt‘ar. American
products arc given the prof-
crcncc, .
Suits and overcoat: milled
in l". S. A. that cannot be
surpassed for style and dura-
bility.
Try one of the $20 suits. no
risk to you. \\"c buy it back
if you're not thoroughly sat—
islicd.
Rogers ‘8: Stevens
NORWALK SO. NORWALK
HOUSE PASSES BlLL
I PREVENTING ‘ADVS’
FROM CLAIRVOYANTS
HARTFORD, March 27.~—The House
passed them" which prohibits the ad-
;vertising of‘tortune telling, clairvoy-
ancy or kindrEd‘arts, having amended
it“ however, so that it excludes palm-
lsts. When the bill was reached on
the calendar, Mr. Martin, of Orange,
I asked that it go over, as'he wished to
debate It, being of the opinion that it
would return to the statutes many or
the old features of the law of witch-
craft, which__were done away with a
hundred years ago.
Neither
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lect ensemble.
Fifth Avenue
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here not abroad are our
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approached in. good style. originality orpcr-
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OUR EASTER
An interesting display of the new and.
absolutely correct styles for
spring and summer in
SUITS - MILLINERY
, COATS - DRESSES
WAISTS - GLOVES
NECKWEAR - VEILINGS
our well-known underselling
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()ll. PROSPECTS l.\' NOR'I‘IHVEST-
EliN OREGON.
inport of (Geological Survey [ridicules
Night (‘Iluncc for Commercial
Development.
'lllo colloml similarity in the form
and position tiloltg tho Pacific Ocean
Itnl‘llt‘til‘llllz rcgions of California has
.It:d many pcoplIc to billion? that oil
may «com in commercial quantity in
Muslim Urcgoll. However, according
,to thc report of a rcconnuissanco of
:llliil region by l‘. \‘l'. \V‘ashburnc. a
'ucologist of tho l'nitcd States Gt-olog- ‘
ficnl Survey. Ihc chance of getting all
,in conmwrclnl quantity there is very
I.slillht indcrd.
I In some ploccs ill western Orcuon
tho rocks contain tiny globules of
oil, and In others they are cut by
gIveins of solid, brittle nil residue, but
Inowhcre is liquid oil to seep out at
'tllc surface.
. The solid residues Indicate only
:that oil \‘.':l.‘~lrfll our time. present in
Itllc rocks, but it does not necessar-
Ily moon that oil occurs In llanlity
tilt the rocks at the present time. The.
,absence of oil seeps Is the most dis—
Icournging fonturo in this field. for the
erl'kS are so brok .n that it seems
fhighly Improbable but much oil
imnld .occur ill them and still not
,lcak ollt at tho surface and form
laecps. The possibility of obtaining oil
Iby drilling is regarded“ as slightly
[favorable in a few places in. Coos,
Douglas. Lincoln, nnd Lane counties,
‘Illlll even there the chances are not
lgood. ‘
l Soepaof oil have been reported in
I practically every county in Western
IOrcgon. but. most of the material dosm
crlbcd as oil proved on investigation
fro be only iron oxide, in substance
’which when present Ill water In mi-
inutc amountsforms 'un irrldescant
lscum that look very much like an oil
,I‘tllm. (mo of the so»called indications
of pctrolcum in which certainoil
men have placed mtich faith is the
Nchalcm beeswax. which is found in
the bcnch sands Just north of the en-
;tranco to Nchnlcm Bay. This material
:wns reported to bc oil residue, paraf-
‘nn or ozokerite. by several of the
chemists who first examined it. This
wax. is however, "clearly not in any
Way related to petroleum, for its Fon-
tains substances that only bees are
known to produce, and one writer
who has studied the wax says that
these substances arc found only in
wax from southeastern Asia. It is
generally believed that the wax came
from some ship loaded mainly with
beeswax which was wrecked on the
‘beach long previous to the first settle-
ment of the region. ~ -
Inflummnble gas escapes from 05-
tuarics and swamps along the coast
. and has been reported in one or two
deep wecls. The gas found in the
lswamps has not relation to petroleum
'but is formed by the decay of veget-
able-matter buried in the: mud. The
amount found at .any one place is
Inever very great. and only enough
[for very local use can be expected.
l'f‘hc gas Is uscd'ht present In one or
ltwo places to light farmhouses, at one
lplacc enough being collected during
like any to nun-a burner for hours.
l The gas found in the deep wellb ls
fmore significant, for It comes out of
’thc solid rocks just its the use lnythe
ipflfihn‘lfl! outdo In our-r more does.
.However. a careful study of all the
Ilmown occurrences of gal In western
iOrcgon shown that the chance. of
inciting commercial quantltlos o! it
Eart- no more favorable than they are
If» oil. .
. In llr. Wuhburmzm-oport all the
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oi the Coast Ranges of Oregon to the l
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Joule-teal
‘lnvme MUM on
SUNDAY BASEBALL
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IWhen Asked Attitude Says He Will
: Make No Pro-Election Promises
l on Matter.
DANBURY,.Marcll 27,—There has
i been curiosity among the baseball fans
1 to learn how Jacob G, Irving, Repub-
I lican mayoralty candidate. stands on
; the question of Sunday baseball. When
'Iasked yesterday, Mr. Irving exclaim-
Ied: “ls Sunday baseball such an im-
. portant question as all that?" He said
ltbat many far more important ques-
ftlons have been occupying his atten-
‘ tion.
I "I will make no pro-election pront-
iises Whatever," he said. "I believe
Ilhat l have lived in this city long
., enough so that the people know how
' I stand on important questions."
He added that in event of his elec-
tion he would be open to all comers
Iand would give any requests they
.might make courteous, careful and
I conscientious consideration.
gVETERANS ARE TO VISIT NORO-
TON. ‘
Members of Elias Howe Post
Friends to Number of 200 to
- Make Trip.
Members of Elias Howe, Jr., Post.
No. 3, G. A. R., of Bridgeport, as well
as their friends among the members
of the Sons of Veterans and other
patriotic associations are to visit the
Fitch Soldiers' Home at Noroton
Sunday afternoon, April 25.
pected that at least 200 Bridgeport
men will take in the trip.
Two or three extra coaches will be
attached to the 2:22 express out of
the Bridgport station on the after-
noon of the 25th of April. and the ox-
press will make a special stop at
Noroton to drop the special cars. The
express train returning from New
York will pick the coaches up for the
return trip at 7 o'clock in the even‘
ng.
The Coast Artillery corps band is
to accompany the old soldiers .. and
their friends on the trip to Norotpn,
and a big time is expected. Past
Commander Russell Glenn, chairman
of the entertainment committee of
the Bridgeport post. said that the
veterans will try .and, make the oc-
casion one of the most memorable in
the history of the camp. ‘ ..
In commemoration of the anniver~
sary of the closing of the Civil War.
April 9th ,tlle members of the post
will hold special exercises at the
campfire of April 8th .and every com-
rade is expected to be present. .. .
and
WOULD SAVE JAPANESE CRUIS-
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loch wn’I-t ordered late last night by
J. 0. Davis, Collector of the Port.
aaanaaaaaaaa aaaaaoscv. SI‘nTKO
to proceed to Monterey Bay. Ca , to
Investigate the presence ol’ the Jan-
anese cruiser Chitose, which put. into
that port with all lights extinguish-
ed. It was reported that Chitose up.
poured at. Monitor-oil acting as a con-
voy to the tug Sea Rover, bound for
Turtlt Bay. Lower California, where ,
with two .buactl the salvage work
of the wracked Jaw cruiser All-
arm was to be attempted.
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