ll‘air tonight; moderate west
windy. , .
.. . Call it! on the- phone for no ;
predicts weather formats, Or
or kind bf insurancewli‘ire.
Automobile. Accident, Health,
.lablllty or li‘idelity ,iioude.
‘ _ TAYLOR a OOLDEN
Iv 87-9! Washington alt-set.
Tel. 1230. .South Norwalk
Pr.of iddwarle. Hands of Norwalk
agent Thanksgiving Day with friends
V ‘ » in New York city.
‘i . street.
~~‘Soft’llats. $1.30 to $2.50.
.a stippiy at Plaisted's
-I ity."——‘Statcment
.‘ 1906.)
W...” _
Services were held last evening at.
and:
Sit. Mary's Church at 8 o‘clock
were well attended.
Mrs. George limrlgnn of Loouatd
street. is IIpIIuIlllttI the xch-k ltt Non
York city with rcliniIes.
Miss Dorothy Smith, of thII Norwalk:
> lIiiII; school. has been visiting
in Dalt-
IIIII‘y over 'l‘lIIIuksaiI'ing.
mm». “a“
'L-I'Irqs Congregation at First
M. E. Church
'lho pulpit of the First Methodist
EpisoOpal Church. last Sunday even-
li. Thomlil. D.l)..,in the absence of the
pastor. ‘Dr. Thomas delivered amost
interesting sermou,on the topic “Jib
cob‘s Dream." Hie text was frotn Gen-
esis xxvlii.. 10.43, and his sermon toi-
lows: .
That was rather a sad day for that
young man. After It quarrel with his
twin brother he had ielt home. to
avoid, him and also to seek a wife
and to seek his fortune. Perhaps that
means the seeking «the same thing. for
, mostly men in finding a wife find their
fortune for good or evil. lie was go.
lug forth to journey. carrying a sense
of wrong- for having wrongly supplant-
ed his brother. whose vengeance he
might expect. it was Rebecca. his
mother. who itad wrought that in-
trigue. She was one of those mothers
who would like to put her hand on
Providence and make it wheel at her
order. She wanted to put her arms
around the universe and anther it all
in for her son. As It result of her_
lschcmes he had to leave home until
’go r’udciy forth lie was alone iui
stIauae sccucs. for front homo uolugt
frotu a wmug and unpleasant past to
‘an uncertain iuiurc. ills feelings must
lliill'f’ been and and solemn. Night or-
icrtook him and lie was shoiici‘losn.
l
‘i’liiliiliii illiJlllili’iiiiliili ‘
interesting Diaspora! iisarti by I
init, was occupied by the Rev. William '
all the
Jstabilshed 1865.
in religion’s name or by reason of.
VIveuitlI or culture to shrink from life’s
lcomtnon burdens. lie is to put as
brawuy a shoulder under those bur-
dens as he can. find gives no man
the right to slip from under the burden
of business. of responsibility. of trial.
in this lli‘b. Sorloty has claims on
him that true Christianity will not let
a man ignore. And life's conflict cub
tivtttcs quailrica essential to a perfect
manhood. Prudence, charity. fore.-
sight. And the highest Christian
graces arc forged in the lIIIIII anti pound-
ing of life‘s furnace nctivii lea. lI‘orlioat"
Il’erhnps it- was Ito hardship for ltlnt
in his health and youth to lie down
Iancc. patience, love. suffering. charity,
love of eneutlcs‘ are fll‘t‘ilit'd refined
'(illo KcnucIlI of the NUI‘IHIlk liliilllto sleep on the ground with a stout-laud rcaliu'd itt life's uttritions.
school, spInt ’i‘lIanlIsgiIiuI: with hip
ilillit‘llls iu Wcstticld, Mask.
O'Brien
iI} HIIItt, oi" \‘orunlk is quite ill
with pneumonia, and um llf‘ to attend
to his duties IIlllI' 'i‘IrislIqu Iv liy all.
The rck‘ulat‘ meeting of the govern-
iIIL: board of the South .\‘ol'wnllt (‘lulI
. will be lIclIi this evening at s o‘clock.‘
.\iut'carct liquIII
spent 'l‘lqulIsciIiIIL.
of
and
Mia‘s
strcct. is
sitcudiuar the work oud in .\‘cw \‘IIrk’
city.
Mr. and .\its \\ illitItu t‘. III. of St I-llll
ford, spent 1 lIauiIsgiI'ttII; IIith .\lI.IatIIl
Mrs. .losopll .\lolv‘nt'land.
—,-llrowu llcrhtcs.
EIII‘III i'llillilili‘i II but lllf‘ lIouI
.\ stated cointuuuic :Iliou of (lid \\'I-llI
Lodge, .‘0. loll, F and A. \i.. will in
held at ill-I looms 'lucsd: II cvcnlu, ' at
8 oclock. Liectiou of oiliIII Is will in-
bold.
.\lls. lI.IiIInId .1. Jones of Full lliIoI
Mus-3.; .\its. .\laItlIu James and
Charles and Arthur Taylor. of ilctlIIIl.
(Youth. are the guests of Mr.
James H, Taylor, of Rowaytou ave
line.
Mr. iiuricigh. of New York. on on
port on electric meters. attended tho:
of the Board of iI‘loctrical'tnn earthlv life see 'that its tendencies loose or creed.
Cmmnissiouets which was held last are hcav'cnuurd that its ends t'_eacltlgo on the sea. look at the ppm. of and find life a blessing“ _ and he goes
“l“ are alone "“l m‘mmeiveaper lamps in the sky. and many
tttoctinu
evening and explained in detail tlIcI
several kinds of meters wltich are be-
ing used by up-to-datc firms today. The
visiting gentleman went into the mat-
ter at sonic length with the cotumls
sioners.
IliliiBLV i'iiilVEll
, .._._—_.—.-—-
South Norwalk Readers Can No Long—
er Doubt the EVIdence.
This South Norwalk citizen testified
long ago.
Told of
benefit.
The facts are now confirmed.
Such testimony is complete—the
evidence conclusive.
. It fornts convincing proof of merit.
Mrs. J. Morelli. 23 Union street.
South Norwnlk. Gonu.. says: "I had
trouble front my kidneys for years and
often was in misery from a dull ache
across my back and sharp, shooting
.twlnges in my lolns. A friend told me
about Dean's Kidney Pills and getting
Drug Store; l
began their «use. Afterfl hudtaken a
quick relief—of lasting
0
[dew doses 1 found that they were help-
ing me and the contents of our boxes
restored the to good health. I recom-
mend this remedy at every Opportun-
given April " 26,
o
A Second Endorsement.
". Mrs. _7Morelll was interviewed on
, June 22, 1911. and she said:
“I shall
always recommend Doan's Kidney
. Pills when l have the opportunity and
I am only too pleased to confirm my
former statement given in their
‘ praise." .
-‘ li‘Or sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Militant 00.. Bn'ffalo.
blew .York. sole agents for the United
(‘rIIssf
of" liottfpu
' ‘ itlon :IuIl powcr.
(.l'liricn. l
mini ‘
and Mrs,
‘B\ mlmlizc'.‘
got it time “hell ”“093 "l ““9 “Will“ II. There is no need that men altouidl Many a man starts. for instance.
SO much more titan non? WM“ 90“” so often get duarfcd and bI-littled and saying “MI w.lfc if“ children, shall be?
You are beginnltlx narrowed down in their can little has.‘ sheltered. then shall know no want. neg; is over the ledger closed the safe
(to out in the feldi' thev shall he taught and started “ell docked. take that clerk of yearn that}
lot a pillow int fatigue is hetth than
llllii: to nit-II slImI-p Mcu oth whom:
,Ihtada aIrlIoIl palate roof who rested
mi IIIIIIlIInI of satin with pillows of
silk lIIIIc slept and on the IuIatic
stI“.-.I' of slutulttr iuIlI' gone IlIIIIu into
lull and laid inst IIitlI Iortuontluu
IiIIils. ilut this young man on his‘
lII-Il oi i‘ili‘ili and pillow of stone slept.
and low. in- dreamed of itcavuu. For
more I-:III1II to him a vision. \ uIIlIictt
lilllili‘l‘ rota-hint: to lii’ill‘t'ii. with out:
Kt'li on it. and tied Ill‘f'l' it all to Haiti
liliil.
'l‘lIrIIo things_ says an old cutumcula
,tor. lii‘l‘ in this occur. .\ visibil- coil-
IIoI-tion iIIIlII'ccu tho around on which
in» aicpt and heaven. tlrcnt powers
iiilil'lli‘ill'flnly iuiincucc‘i: passing along
hand iioli Illrrcting it all, prosent’in
{it all, and over hull with His prom»:
i
.\ii this it want to that IounI: man,
was. A
Itisis time in his life. lie was just
slIIIIIIItI of the patent “(‘0 to bvuin his
inIlI-pcuIiIui life. To find in lillllt-‘(lll
;hiu II-souIIIs \n unutuught i'ututc
I “an lIcioI-I- lIiIII uniting II but he would
illiilkt‘ oi ii. ills life was hot into him
plastic ItIIIIlv to take shape at his“
ghauds. At such It time thiu vision;
burst upon him so vldiIily that he could,
uctct forget it. What did this vision:
W lint did it mean to initial
it menu but this:
heaven
tomes work with the flood. they sweep
II life. and becoming ministering splr‘
its to the just. And over such a life
so lived is God’s protection and power
pledged to its success.
that. on starting in life. comes to all
young people of proper souls who go
out from proper homes. when they see.
plans of life starting from earth and
earthly interests reach up like a lad-
der to heaven~ when they see clearly
that along each a plan of life. other
and higher powers work with men to
help thent. That a good man work-
ing out the plans of his life carries
an invisible army with him. An army
of gracious influences. of‘ cooperative
forces, of powerful principles that dom-
inate and overhear and bring truest
conquest. And that over such a life
is the presence and protection of God,
God saying unmistakably. "i am with
thee, and will keep thee; I will not
leave thee.” We may not have lived
such a life. We may not. have been
obedient to the heavenly vision. but
such was the vision. We had some
thing like it. did we notl.
Let us consider some practical
thoughts this vision suggests.
in regard to our plans of life, are
they laddets reaching up or rail
tracks lying flat along the earth? Do
they reach up?
Ground is a good place to start plans
from; to set the foot of the ladder on.
But that is all. A man ought to have
a good ground start. He is to care for
his body religiously. He has no more
right to sin against his body than he
has to sin against his soul. He has
no more right to insult or abuse his
body than he has to insult or abuse
his soul. “And he III to. be worth some
thing in lite' s activitiu lie is to count
for smoothing in this great life battle
I, .
.Itotfrooui to intuit tit mom.
‘ "“333" ['09.
But a man mast rise up iIt his plans
;of life, and not begin and end in the
chitin lilo is shallow and smother
ingly small if it dot-II not no lf'll up into
the c‘ictnnl tho infinite, the :IiIiliIIt:
\mlltiuu that lifts this lilo, widens it.
broadens it. until it til-cornea part of
tho iIoIIutliIrs life of t'lt‘i'lili} is“ of
pI'icIIlI-sa I'IIlIIII lll'i‘i' and now. in low
or things we are affected in this \t‘ii)‘
We trawl, Ivc clltuh II mountain. uni
nail llII- wiIiII acne, up lI-IIIII lli‘lllilll
Utit littlIII Intro and tI'IuIiIlI-II, or MRI
in the thought of tho IIIIiIIIrsII of snow
and no not» that ilHHliitIliil‘ has more
to do than fill )tilli piii‘ turnsuic. it
is no local litiuu. III mind and li‘ol‘
ins: many thing» are phenols» and pain
fui lit-cause in our narrow life we have
I’i‘hcy arc
large to us because Wt“ are too near
‘IlII-III. A wider view gives them their
rittht place. Do you fool. novcr “all
borrow like my Sni‘f‘ll\\".‘ Mousni‘c your
sorrow attains! the sorrow of the
world that milk from generation to
gI'llcl‘flllOli.
int; and travelling together in pain on.
.tll now.“ How” tilliitil your sorrow
Have you It (‘l‘ilfifi of pain.
you cannot and will not escape. Mea-
sure it against the cross of him who
though lie was rich. yet humbled Hint-
aclf to the death of tltcrross for the
loathsome and unthnnkful Of humant
Ilhings that belittle men die and man
are most easily detected here. Our stocks are new complete-
our on avers have time our alumni are d
all: lit to the time of'Tlmes to selcct yep i
Diamonds and other Gems?
Watches, 3 Jewelry, Silverwttre?
Cut Glass, Clocks and
Optical Goods
Of those grades where you gets
which prove so satisfac tory both to giver and recipient.
G.W. Fairchild 8: Sons
iNCORPORATED
“AT THE SIGN OF THE CHIMEB”
997 Main St.. cor. P. O.Arcsde, IRIDOEPORT
Manufacturers. importers.
“Wmmnween himself and (led. and the man
___......_ M~mfi- .4-
"The wholt- I'rcutiou grout:
money, for inataurc. justifies using evil
13%“ that the «ad proposed changes
a
i
"l’ “"d “0““ ”i“ “M19 reach “f such hood grows and life and its results he does scours?
L they»! “nan. should-harem. living.
trust in God and a sense or tile pres-
ence. That isgplety. lt‘wss God's pro-
tection spread'out like ‘a pavilion-lover
this man's life that made it of worth.
it was God's presence that mode it
rich. Anita sence of God's presence
and approval is the best protection of
a man's life. When other men are
I whlriqi as leaves may he is protect
ed. When other men are borne along
and disappear as foam ticker on the
so: he abides. it is the presence“ and
‘ smile of God that malts life rich.
I talked with a man once whose life
has sinoe become a very noted one.
it happened to be one of those moments
of confidence when he opened his soul
to me. Said be, "My wife and i plan-
nedtout our life together. We sat by
the fireside in our hotel room in Wash-
ington and we settled what i should
do and ,how we should live, and now
that she isdend and l continue to work
out the some plans we then form.
i seem to see her always in them all
and i know i have been helped in ad-
; boring to them by. a sense of (her pres-
Eence and approval?
i When a man's plans are settled be
to shobrpand.
ts. .
e
sfull dollar's worth and
r
Retailers
Jewelers & 'Opticlaus
works them out. the best help he has
pctuai climbing that yet leaves him!“l in the presence ““6 “We 0‘ ”0"-
on the saute level. Wheunt the end?And one end l’ml’Olflld by religion 13
he is no nearer heaven by a lifetime off that 1 man Illa” walk in 30‘” prefi-
work and trouble, Hilllily are we ”lence and find Him everywhere. :very
we have learned this secret. llow Io‘openlng flower is to show him his he-
make this life an ascent to heaven. 30‘ lored presence. Every brightening
that labor, care. disappointment. sor- 1 day '0 “MM “’1”! the KW“ lightning.
row, uplift us and are rounds in the A" ground ‘3 hallowed Kl'oulld- A”
ladder that we 80 up, . places places‘of prayer. All days Sub.
it has common earth for the bed.E hm" dnya. ”"9” Wm of iife'blhssed
and hard stone for the pillow, and the and consecrated. The market becomes
sloop of care and foreboding this a church. Allpiaces are‘to reveal jus-
youna man had. lint when the way tire, truth, holiness. (iodlincss. “itch
to heaven opened from the ground. “ man's life i“ (“mime “‘9 approval,
on “‘hh‘h I“. was smothering then that protection and smiling presence of.
common earthly resting place became God. it can end in nothing but fItilurII‘
the house of that and the gate to hem “"1 Iiisasler. H God works “'1‘" man
6-inch very handsome
German Silver, shlrred ‘
ring mesh. with fancy
frames and kid linings.
‘9" to him he is bound to succeed. tiod will sur~
in "mu“; 1., the instruments It.- coed: if you ride in the chariot with:
which our plans are worked. ’l‘hcy lllIu. 3"" ”d“ i“ “film.“ All) other. ‘
arc to in,» wrought by good influences. “‘35 W" ride to ruin 3"“ “91”“- l
righteous doings justicc. love, purity.
’i‘lireo are as tiotl's anucia that arc to
tiIIonI: ilfI-‘II ladders.
Sonic of you have gone far ciioughV
through life to know those truihs front ~
winterioncc. That you lost in injns-j
dim. selfishness. ii'rIz-Itlion. Lost life's.
most precious things. You have lmctri
ovcr lltc dangerous sea of lift.- a good
deal of the way and you know it prof»:
ty \vcll. There are those starting now;
to cross that son. Tell them tlicsoi
thittaa are so. Tcl thI-tn how‘to wilt;
.\iutlter. some day when husband and?
brothers are :l‘d‘il). take your daughter:
by your side and toil her this: tell her?
that her plans of liI‘o‘slIould roach
heaven. that they allouid be prosecuted;
only by stood influences. that her lite
.\luuy Mirth in our day to propose a
noble end in lit-v, but they try to reach
that good cud by .I had way. When
“lily not rich lllvy arc point: to do good.
but the) are "“5 mar scrupulous as
in how they not iicu. When they get
position they are Izolnk to use it for
gum}, but to arrive III position, what.
dcvioua ware they take! The end of
their ladder roaches heaven. but it
has ll crook in it that goes Iioun by
the any of hell 'itI-r are going to
beam) by the II III of the (tiller place.
“him Ihm lIIIIo unmarried they are will he desolatp without God in li.‘
swim: to‘ to nohlo and do nohiII things. firing up this visioa to her. it may;
but to sucrccd they must employ sn- never fade front her eyes. it mayi
hold her fast to God and heaven when;
you are dead and the pirates waves or
or war grow and the Pill! It beats upon
\ our headstone
Father. some evening when your son
site with you by the home fireside. takei
down your bible from the shelf and
read this old lllble story and tell your:
son that you have proved it true lug
yOIII-own life. That injustice, untrnth.l
(iodiessness will never pay: that he.
must be linked to heaven all throughi
Ithis life, it may save his reputation;
savehls soul. save his dystiny.
0h merchant. some daI when husi- i
iauiI- attractor. dishonesty, . untrnllt.
fraud, uurightcoue selfishness, And the
and usually lllvy nifty with the
flt‘l‘ll.
.\‘ow it is a mistake. prevalent. but
allli a mistake. that a good end is to
be IIrrlI-mi pi by wrong ways. That
the good we do, or intend td’ do. with
is,
means to get money. Men who try it.
i they are captive to the means they
lune employed
Ioung man in rear employ that voungi
man Of promise. and tell him all this
Tell him you know it is so. and per
haps somewhere along the eternities‘f
down into all soils of meanness to se-:
care that end and what is the end;
Respect is lost. self-L
8d AnntverSary,
SALE
Justt a Few Of the Many Good
Spectals for the Last Night
Dolls
AT I3 1125
24-inch Sleeping Doll,
one of the best values
offered in a high class
undressed Doll. We
will place on sale one
case of these fine Dolls
andeould advise early
shopping for the best
broaden into immeasurable currents Irespect and the respect of those who
plicated universe that is so everlasting
in a certain sense this is a vision,ly and intensely alive. The au’lmal eye
we see with heholds cosmic cruelty.
Absolutely relentless indifference to
the groans and tears and death that
are falling in awful floods down the
steps Of time The intellectual eye
sees a cosmic comedI. creation, ridicu-
ions in the outcome of its age long
activities. The higher. the soul vision,
sees a cosmic charity where every
‘part contributes itself to help every
other part. altogether striving together
and mounting toward a glorious con-
summation.
l am speaking tO saute who are not
young. Ah! the greatest calamity of
your life was when your ladder fell.
Your plane that were to end so nobly
have ended where they began. in earth
and earthly interests. Your walk is
along the ground. You do not get up.
Your plans are of earth and that-only.
They do not lift you, ennoble you.
Yes. it is a sad thing when atman's
life gets to be like a treadmill. a. per-
iov e and tenderness so also. lie sets or
his children‘s future.
all, he comes to esteem outer things
first and justice. kindness, truth. pur-
ity and manhood subordinate
“emav look out tluough the teachings know his IIIIIs better than he thinks I
of science on this vnstmvsterlous com- :Aud when respect is gone. the home
ample that undoes all his dreaming of‘
And worst of
. his life.
ll hen a man snIs "Nothing bttt good with y.ou Your ladder runs along the
under the waving trees of the ‘everlasi-
ing spring time.
there. and he will recall with you that;
vision you had~together down in the;
dim office by the safe. when you put;
in his heart this olden picture thatl
stood with him a talisman of good all
And now you who have not God
you may meet Mini.
I Will Win ground. You intend to rear it at. last.:
it I can by Justice and fish! and patio; You intend to rear it at the last. Youl
and love. but i will carry them with: intend to give God your age. "0h.
me whether f “in or not." Such men 2 yes." you say. “after a little 1 will give
win always. They may not seem to.ltny life to God.” What! Give God
but they do. Perhaps that is winning? the tag end of your life? After you
in life. to carry life S doings on al— ,have burned it to ashes on the w'orid s
flu in justlce.t truth and love. OhI saltar, then you intend to fling those
.\‘ea; a good life is wider than we see. lashes in God's face as your life re-
There is more in its activities thanilurn to Him for all He gave you! What
the keenest Of us can see. There isiif a man should so treat his parents.
a larger life every. day .under the seen-,saying by and by i will honor them.
lar. ‘The love, forbearance, patienceiobey them. help them. is Many less
hope and spiritual excellence thatidishonorable to treat God so? Begin
spring up in lites ways. Lives there now. Come to God now. Pray now that
are there, that make no moan norlthis vision that came. to this sleeper
boast. but in self-denial are full Of of old may come into your life, tO so
honor. and truth and well doing. uplift it that its ends shall reach heav-
shall be my ally in life.
We are taught that in all his life studies and God's protection and blessing
‘ the generations-wage. l-le has no right ‘
STAMFO
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soup or
it first 4ketch.
6c TOWELING ..
GLOVES
OIIOIIQIIIIUIII
IIIOII'OIDIIIQIDOo
Every ling guaranteed selections. On sale to-
3350 values. For to night. 81.25.
night. $1.99.
—‘_—_——
WOMEN'S a. MISSES' :15 a. $18 COATS .................. $10.95
LEATHER sacs .............................................. 25c
$1.50 BAGS .................................................... 79::
$2.00 HATS .................................................. $1.00
$3.00 HATS ................................................. $1.50
$4.00 HATs ................................................. $2.00
$5.00 HATS .......... .. ..................................... $2.50
$6.00 HATs ................................................. $3.00
$8.00 HATS ................................................. $4.00
$12.50 COATS ............................................... $8.95
75c and $1.00 COMBINATIONS ................................. 59c
50c CRIB BLANKETS ..... ‘ ..................................... 39c
$1.25 "BLANKETs 98c
25c CRIB BLANKETS .............. . .......... .............. 19¢
$3.50 SILK SKIRTS ........ ~ .................. . .............. $1.95
93.50 SKIRTS ................................................ 32.98
$5.00 SKIRTS ................................................ $3.49
25c BURSON'S HOSE ..... ‘ .......................... . .......... 17c
12c MEN‘S HOSE ............... . ............................... 8:
moves AT .................................................. $5.00
53.50 FUR MUFFS ........ $2.49
:2. so LADIEs' SWEATERS ............. . .................... $1. 95
5o HAIR NE‘rs .... ............ ..................... 293a
' :12 and eat some ...................... . .................... 39.95
mm 818 onsssss ....... ......... ....... $9.95
$12 to :15 come .................. .. ........ ........... $9.95
:10 boats ................................... . .............. $7.98
25:: MIJsLIN DRAWERB ........... ...... . ............... - .. 19c
25ccoasETCOVEas ......... . ....... \ ...... 19c
39c CORSET COVERS...” .................. . .................. 29c
50c CORSET covaas It . ....... . .................. .. ....... 39c
3125 Gowns ..... . ............. .. .......... .............. 98c
$1.00 coasETe ......... .................... . ............ 79c
75c CORSETS .............. “ ...... ....... ..... . ..... 59c
«.25 and $1.50 COMBINATION sUITs ......................... 99c
socLADIESIUNDERwalIa...v............... ......... . ........ 39c
29c LADIES’ UNDERWEAR .. .................................. 21c
eocntssous 25c yd
29c. and 390 RiBBON ..... . ....... ....... ' ...... 19c yd.
Bo COLORED' FLANNELETTE........I .................... 6c yd.
25: DR. Lvous' TOOTH POWDER ............... .. 17c
59c MEN’S SWEATERS .......... .. .................. 39c
29c sovs' sWEATEas ............. 19:
$1.00 WAISTS ........ sec
........ 3l/gc yd.
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be over it now and forever. That when
you lie‘ in the last long slumber in
earth's narrow bed. with stones of me-
morial at your head, you may find the
house Of God and the gates of heaven.
"You know that follow. Jim Mc-
Groiarty, the lad that's always comin’
up and thumpin' ye on the chest and
yellln’. ‘How are ye?"
“ill bet he's smashed twinty cigars
for me—some Of them clear Havanny
but I'll get even with him now.“
“How'will you do it?"
Surgeon-General Waiter m
Of the U. S. Public Health Service, was
at one time visited by the. then princi-
pal representative of Tammany in
Congress. While waiting for some
lpapers to be brought to his desk rela-
tive to the subject of the congress-
man’e visit the surgeon-general sought
to draw his visitors attention to the
importance and effectiveness of the
public health work of the service by
handing him a rather large bound vol-
‘ume containing public health reports
for the year just ended. Upon the ar-
“l'll tell ye. Jim always hits me rival of the expectéd papers. Dr. Wy-
over the vest pocket where [carry my may turned again to his visitor nab-
cigars. H'ell hit me just once more.
There's no cigar in me vest pocket this comment.
urally expecting some encouraging
To his surprise he found '
mOrnin‘. Instead at it. there's a stick the representathe of America's fore-
Of dynamite. d'ye mind!"
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The Customer—-Aren’t you wasting
a good deal of that steak in mm
mine it? , .- y, I
most commonwealth balancing the un-
opened volume upon his palm. Meet-
ing the lnterrogative glance of the sur-
neon general, be solemnly remarked:
“Great Scott. geentfiil If you drop-
The Butcher—I-No. ma “L I "a“ bed that on a man it would kill him.
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business” to be-:.
woulda' t?" . .
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