. all their cuss to salute the live-ism . . nshtnes bright. and the birds honor of their Queen' I birthday . on Good Friday your birth. ‘dsy'u ailDGfll', ‘ ‘ Sendai oi- Monday-«tome may hink it queerm Minimalism Sunday I see lathe W. the 0th day oi April unchanged will stay. ”aria sends to Dear Hattie this hand- ‘ borohlot neat. token of her birthday to greet; gossamer line, I think it a dream; below what you'll say. it' s the creme do is creme happy returns of your natal day. _Woyinx good health may you long ‘ , witlf‘us stay; "May your bones remain mended. and - ‘ ‘ strong your lines. This is the good wish 0! Mike and L‘ ‘ Marie. Response to the Above. By Harriet A. Tilton. I'll have to invest in some common ‘ nose wipers, Not made by silk worms, but the vilest ol’ vipers; I‘ll keep this forever. and use as s ‘ . shower. ‘ Bo dainty s kerchlei's not meant for a blower. I'll accept all your homage; it‘s lust for a day. Then pass to the rear. and for others . make way. , _ With my, head croWned with silver. I how all serene. And acknowledge that Pot of L'Ham- mock the Queen. only just for one day. Oh, how short is my reign, Shoot off all your guns, then hereafter abstain; Your oulogios hatter; now Mike, it‘s too much, l‘or extravaganxas you do best the Dutch. filly subjects." what are thew-clams. is mussels or fish? Whatever they are, for one day it's 33” llywish good cheer attends them. without and within. liven worms, that i hate. tape, angle or pin. "I thought that today l'd wear Incit- , cloth and ashes, Not thought of by friends, or even by .. ‘ flashes; ' flood wishes from Nickie and Marie came duly. ”woken bones mending nicely. with thanks from Yours Truly. ‘ u... WILL GO TO SOUTH DAKOTA. g1 7. 1%" Back. the Organizer oi the bo- , olailstlc Party. been Leaves. The natty friends of Peder Back. of Norwsih. will learn with regret he is expecting to lesva town on ,ililltb. liehasplannedtoloto . rd to spend two or three weeks. will then so to South Dakota, Back has been employed for some by the wounds Lite lnsur coups-y. and is the oi'paniser oi Schismtlc party in this town it ‘ through his snort- that a ism vote was polled by the warehouses isst tall. He beats-us by all who know him. 7“W L. sea" use counties. s d . “mutilated *‘li‘ tilshsachbiliottars l" “W! 9° Wily.» . .- bm. Dried tier aye-”m me Not to no AM All. In the midst of has” starts“ W "L ”i ed back ooze, pulled oil based into the cellar. luc- trunks and commenced to nylon on a couch she watched hint throuah her tests with neat curiosity. I‘mtltnetutiMiomiytontsny dilutions, Ills advised him what arti- “would be nsstul in thaoountry and they were eagerly included. Persplrisa and «boosted sites some hours at preparatory detail tor bar departure. he sank into a chair I“ said: “Iverytbing is ready now. You have abundant time to catch your train " it... decided.” she not scdtty. “not to x0." 82 In Icrspltaris. Surrounded by an admiring circle oi reporters and sporting-men. the two noted pugiusts were complaint the amusements [or their decisive eon- tesi. .. "There's one more detail." sald one of the prospective contestants. “When is the cm to take place?” The other pondered a moment. allow would the year I!“ do? he asl- sd dually. "No,” replied his future botanist. with a frown. "That's boo tar; od~the public wouldn‘t stand for it. Better make it 1919" ‘ "All right," was the answer. "We can easily postpone it, i suppose, it we care to." “0! course," responded the other carelessly. Then the meeting broke up. and the reporters hurried away. so that the “extras" might be gotten out. prompo , “luthticstsd.” Little Harold had been directed by the teacher to write the word "lolly." ”i can't.” said Harold, "'csuso my pencii's busted." “Why. Retold! was wrong?" "it's busted." ”Dear me! you tell what Harold means? l'rn sure he hasn't used the right word.” Up went the hand of little Marjorie. “Ah. Marjorie. dear, i thought you would know. What does Harold . mean?" ! "He month that hlth peothil lib ‘ buthticaled." What did you say nail “lid. she's going to sue no for breach oi promise. " . “than you must plead temporary insanl couid l ”prove it?“ " “By the love». lsttsgs you wrote burl“ ”a Helen's syss bad scarcely lets her (ass. flossollhtausttboollldlssb- salesman: “Wham-swam WhIM'tImIlIW' ‘ 00ml . to the station. booth! Children. can any of ‘ Dress Up Spring ‘ Coats. .- 5115 Main 8b. Stanton! .. ._ w... u “in-..” MOUMPUL RGVILIRO. There may have been I time when the “crate Briton “was really as stolid as his reputation-would ingest. On the other hand. it is possible that the charge never had any foundation beyond our desire to do no violent in- justice to the dignity with ablch s kindly providence has seen lit to on- dow us, says ibb London Sketch. _ it is soosrcal. however. that, the lead having been given. we are rapidly developing the taste for masquerade and are displaying considerable in- genuity in discovering success to two» on us appearing in public in clothes calculated to bring about an lnterrup tion or the mic it adopted (or on dinary use. Doria; the last it lambs the do- Band has normed to such an extent that m buns-i at amiss fancy discussed the dos-Mt and the prospects with the Daily lbeish With the customary caption oi the gas ct business who Messiaen that lie. so.» petition wells is on this at use. when. missmumlmmnw not talcum to moi-sill on boat- sssstoaliono aseoaibshuail'cr marinara. item that so for ds lite veils» «moses was doom bad” mm M mellow. and was Easter Sunday Easter. Easter heralds the curing of a new season—atlas bright» sea- son of all—sud it's cults natural that all of us should want to ' That’s why“ new suns. new soars. slaw downs. new wars-rs, new IKlRTI are interesting subjects a a... time. Our assortments or New Spring Merchandise are especially tarps and decidedly attractive. We show the best and newest of Everything Ladies and Misses .. Wear. at; a savrng to you of from 85 to $15 on a Suit . New Suits. $9.98 to $85 New Skirts, $1.98 to $20 New Waists, 98c to‘_,,$7.98 New Dresses, $8.98 to $25 We a real genuine pleasun for u: to show the new goods. The Paris Cloak & Suit House TN! LADIES’ STYLE STONE umumfl,ummk for Easter $498 «3825 5» w... . a b T- or than t? .- palm. file ordinary Briton is so bop .. e ,v ldnkine in the spirit or melanoma-L till it is i constant pain to me to all? costumes in use. Dress them as you will. they re main staid rate-payers and pillars oi society sit the time. The idea oi try. in; .to live for the time bola: up- to the character which they have as aimed is one that never seems to on our to them. "it is this that rashes our carnivals the saddest things that were ever dressed for masquerade. and leaves our peasants little better than walking wasworlts. The ladies have a natural kneels oi acting which carries them through. find the ’pslsty i this nation would [treat upon it that could drill their escorts to shalom maul- noss to their ill their banking accounts." 10 cows a soap Iii flotiltihv his mum saline-insomnia Droplets refund mouoyilltisilsio.‘ cure. aw. dynamism. ascbboa: fla“. “Friend.” basan the tbs ptlt'dnit at law“? “new to." cmsmmnnuot mahflmspmyltbto “Column In chased harem session in this IsotIOn."—-Chloslo llswa um loom Inconsistent? m pbll»; scepter, “doyou WWW; napsaynss“ Wallet a Man Who Wooden wiry “rhinos Can’t Is Made liars Durable. "Who b is.” said a was at habit ”monsoon: wriisstbluaslol's WM who most retools- to that ponbcldsr will you! Isa. it is a simple round about as bl: Is I lean pencil and having around one and ot a steel which band in the tar Ind oi thereissplscstoinserts But lust look at that steel st- Mmt now. will yon—rusty in some places and all corroded sud ssostsd with tab; pretty nearly worn out. and l'vs “on using that penholdc or only seventeen years. “in some places the metal has been eaten entirely away,.and the holding and is now so choked on inside with rust and crust that it's hard work for rue'to not a pen into it so that it will hold. , i don't suppose 1’“ be able to use that penholdar It the most more than two or three years more. ._.,L"And i shall have to give it up and bush in a new one. This one tits in! .hand and i have long been used to it. Really. it seems like a Mend to me» With it i have written yards and ' yards and yards at stud. and some oi it l hope. pretty—e». ”But it's the penholdsr we are apostles about and now it is wear- ln’p out. I suppose when the steel dually sets beyond use i could have a new one. Just like the old, put on: and it i should break the handle 1 could have a new handle put in the steel But it wouldn‘tbe the old psnholder. “i new a man once who had a moist knits that be had ion; carried and that he highly treasured. in the course of time he had new blades pot in this boils till the blades were all new. and then when the hon- dle brobe be had ‘ain put in a new handle. in all these new parts they copied exactly the old in dlmensions and materials it was all the same, practically it was the same old little; and yet this man said that be never could make the rebuilt baits seem the some to hint. “l tool that it would be just the same it i should undertake to rebuild my psnholder: and now there is every indication that it will go up the dome completely alter a use oi only a score of years. “Why can't we have durable pen- boidusT’wNew York Sun. WWW—"m“. Morning s Tale. in the "Anbobiotnpby" of Albert Pall, that he old Bullish gentleman whose whole his was devoted to tho rslorrn oi the English pooriaws and to the general uplifting and improve- ment oi the condition. moral. IOt'III tical. of the English agricul- Lgo'fiuw: ttnnt‘ateatlmoseor tbs first weltltnowa man whom he met as a small boy was Wilbertorce. who used tootay with his lather. Sir Albert Pall. in the country. When one oi Dell's friends was an intent in arms, his nurse was swept by an election mob to the very foot of the York hustlnu at a tampon roo- tost tbs- ths county in which Wilber- force was one ot‘the principal actors. With all the earnestness and vigor which mulled him be was pm ingbls Montviowsontbsabolt- tics oi slavery. Carried away by the depths of his convictions and enthusiastic ibsplra- lion. be reached over the balcony. and snatching the baby from the arms oi its astonished nos-so. held it up over his head in the taco oi the people, as» claiming: "loo this and hear my prophecy! Bold" ibis child dies the” will not be a whiletnan in the world owniua liars.“ Ily friend. adds in. Fall. termed. the Civil War H the United States. Illss Destroyers. Gills B. ill larch (tin litiitltlg. . Establishrh 185?. one MORE DAY or FAIR WEEK. Everyone is pleased that the Battle. of Gettysburg will remain for another week, enabling a further study of this remarkable painting. Morning Lectures at 1‘0 :30, 11:30 and 12 :30. Afternoon Lectures at 2:15, 3:15 and 4:15. Third floor, Carpet Store elevator. MUSIC BY THE AIDA QUARTETTE. -" Saturday morning, afternoon, and evening. East end of Carpet Store. first floor. CERTIN FAIR WEEK SPECIALS. Silk Petticoats. 0t soft finished Taffeta, fashionable.— model, in black and the colors needed for summer street wear. The quality of silk is the same as in our five—dollar skirts. $2 98 Special through Fair Week. \ Second floor. Men’ a Furnishin s. an especially fine showing of Neck- wear and Collars. i to following popular makes it: Collars: E. 8: W. Red Mons Brand. Cluett Peabody, Addom .- Brand Corliss, Coon & (30., Helmet Brand Novelties in Easter Neckwear from the leading Fifth ~' Ave. makers. ‘ Neglige Shirts, the “Star" and the "Gotham " . . . Pajamas. Particular men will approve of the‘ i auli— ' less" make. " First floor, Main St. entrance. PARASOLS. 3‘ The very latest fancies hemstitchcd and tucked edges. Pongees white and colored Silks, and white Linens Paranoia of hunters green. 3 favorite color this season. .3 Fancy Parasols in an endless variety of designs. " .. Children's Paranoia. Daintynnd appropriate styles, from 25c to $1.50. ..; .» » ; . . ' w Get your Souvenir With every purchase of $2.00 or over. . - Gin» E. El. firth (Kampala; For Your Floor ‘ -- We are prepared” to show you a fine assortment of Fleet > ~ Coverings: b CREX RUSS. INGRAIN REES. TAPESTRY BUGS. AXMINSTER RUSS. « . FIBRO CARPET, INGRAIN CARPET. TAP- sonar cashew, vntvsr CARPETS by China'snd Japanese Martins. ' Oil Cloth and Linoleums. . Loco Curtains and Portions; ,, . Shades to Order a Specialty